50 Ways to Drive Team 7 NutsHere are 50 ways to drive Team 7(Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura) nuts. But then again, why the hell would I be telling you this,when you probably already know?50 Ways to Drive Team 7 Nuts8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. Ask Sasuke why in two hell would he ever run away to a sick pedophile
2.Tell Sasuke that Sasuke doesnt like her and never will, and thats becuz hes in love with Naruto
3. Then give her a wonderfully well drawn SasuNaru pic
4. Tell Kakashi you think he wont show his face becuz its ugly
5. Then tell him you asked the Akatsuki Leader the same thing
6.Tell Sasuke that if he hadnt been so stupid and run away to Orochimaru, he would've had another chance to kill Itachi during the Rescue Gaara Arc
7. Ask Naruto is he knows if Yondaime is his father or not
8. Bully Kakashi into telling you Yondaime's name
9. Call Sasuke chicken butt
10. Annoy Sakura and tell her that there's not possible way her hair could be pink, becuz its not genetically possible
11. Ask Sakura why she's so pathetic
12. Find Itachi and take him wi
Itachi goes to Candy MountainUchiha Itachi was lying in the grass with his eyes closed. It had been a long day. All he now wanted was some sleep.Itachi goes to Candy Mountain8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Suddenly he heard footsteps, but he decided to ignore it. They couldn't kill him anyway.
"Heeey, Itachi, hey Itachi, wake up!"
"Yeah Itachi, you silly sleepy head, wake up!"
Who the hell were THAT? Itachi opened his eyes and to his big surprise, he saw his little brother standing before him, Sasuke, and his female teammate and girlfriend, Haruno Sakura. What he didn't expect at all was that they were both smiling like idiots.
"Urlgh, you guys." He said annoyed. "This better be friggin important. Is the headquarters on fire or something?"
"No Itachi," said Sasuke, still smiling. "We found a map, Itachi, a map to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain Itachi!"
"Yeah Itachi," added Sakura, "we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Itachi!"
"Yeah Itachi, it'll be an adventure!" Sasuke called out. "We're going on an adventure Itachi!"
Itachi was silence for a second. They had gon
Harry Potter-Naruto 1Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter and never will.Harry Potter-Naruto 18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The New Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher at Hogwarts is.... Hinata Hyuuga!?
Chapter 1: Professor Hyuuga, Conceited Snobs, and Strange Symbols
"Settle down, students!" Dumbledore's voice rang threw the large room. Everyone looked up at him, then stopped talking, letting him continue. "First I would like to welcome the first years to their new school, and in hopes that you will enjoy it here." He paused to look out at all the excited new faces. His eyes darted over to the Slytherin table, to see sunken and stoic faces. "Second, I would like to inform you of the new rules." There was a disapproving mutter at all four of the long tables that stood infront of him. "You may not, under any circumstances, steal from the teachers"—his eyes darted over to the Gryfindore table—"or disrespect anyone, teacher or student"—he eyed the Slytherin table once more, then smiled. "Now, as for your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher-
Hate MailTo Whom It May Concern;Hate Mail7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasori-no-danna told me to write back to you all back at the base to report mission status. I don't know who is going to read this letter, but either way:
Mission status: fine.
There. We all good?
I passed the message to Leader-sama for you. Normally, you know, Zetsu would be doing this shit but he's... off being Zetsu... like you do that thing that you blondes do? So I'm in charge of answering the mail for now.
...what are you implying? "That thing that you blondes do...?" Are you calling me stupid? Fuck you. At least my hair's not the same color as my father's.
So what if I am implying something? I'm just saying, you blondes are fucking weird sometimes. You look like a chick, man. I'm just saying.
P.S. Shut up about my hair. It's a lot better than yours is, anyway.
Fuck you in the ass. With a spoon. and Kakuzu's tentacles.
I do not look like a chick. I'm NOT a chick. Ask
Harry Potter-Naruto 4Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Naruto.Harry Potter-Naruto 48 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Author's note (IMPORTANT): If you didn't, go back and read number three.
Author's note (SLIGHTLY LESS IMPORTANT): Because of school and stuff my writing style will probably change ever chapter, so if it seems different, blame school. Also, did you know that in almost every language "mal" means bad? Malfoy. Hmmm…
The Defense Against the Arts Teacher at Hogwarts is…. HINATA HYUUGA!?
Chapter 4: Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, Kinjutsu, and Genjutsu Written on the Board
It is said that one strong wave of the sea can destroy a boat, just like one strong play on words can destroy a person from the inside out. And as the seas rough water played with the shore and the boats that were tied to the docks supporting poles dug deeply into the sandy earth, a person not so far away was sleeping contently, and enjoying her inner peace.
Hinata Hyuuga woke with a start. She ran a delicate hand roughly through her hair as she looked out the open window by her side and
A week in akatsuki lair day 1 If I went to Akatsuki's lair for a week...A week in akatsuki lair day 18 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hannah: Finally I'm here.
Itachi: why are we letting her in here?
Kisame: Because Leader-sama said so.
Hannah: OMG, It's Itachi. *glomps*
Itachi: Mangekyuu Sharingan.
Place is red.
Itachi: You will suffer 72 hours of torture.
Stabs me with sword
Harry Potter-Naruto 2Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Naruto, Harry Potter, or the book Oh, What Nonsense!.Harry Potter-Naruto 28 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Important to know: Manda is Orochimaru's largest and most powerful summoned snake. He demands hundreds of human sacrifices ready for him for after his help in combat. If he doesn't receive his sacrifices, or if the person who summoned him isn't Orochimaru himself, Manda will kill the person who called for him to fight. On top of that, it is only Orochimaru's power that he respects, not the summoner, as Kabuto Yakushi believed that Manda would have turned on Orochimaru had he learned that Orochimaru couldn't use his techniques at the time. Some of his greatest abilities include his unbelievable speed, and the fact that he is able to shed his skin as a use of a Body Replacement Technique. He has a very poor disposition, and he clearly doesn't like either Gamabunta or Katsuyu, and only savors to kill the both of them. After Jiraiya and Tsunade teamed up to fight him, which resulted in Manda's mout
Akatsuki For DummiesAkatsuki for Dummies:Akatsuki For Dummies8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 1. Members
Chapter 1. Part A. Alive Members:
Leader: I have absolutely no freaking idea what this nutjob does though it's probably scary.
Or he could be incredibly weak, because if he was so strong, how come he needed more
people to help him in his world conquest(?). He could have no powers what so ever, or he
could be the ghost of the 4th because of all those rumors goin' around theres. The best
way to kill this guy I suggest, would be to alert the nearest Shinigami (Death God, Soul
Reaper, wtv.) because my thought of him being a ghost might actaully be right.
Has the "Rei" ring which means Zero (backs up my statement as being weak)
Itachi Uchiha: *WARNING, DO NOT FEED OR TEESE THE WEASEL! THIS IS FOR PESONAL
SAFETY ISSUES!* Sry, just had to get the point clear. What other person can torture you
by just looking at you? (this does not count past Uchihas). Unless you would like to be
stuck in a scary color inversed imaginary world dubbed "Tsukiyomi", take t
To be loved--GaaLee part 1"91, 92, 93, 94...........if I can't do 200 push-ups, I'll do 400 sit-ups!" Lee said between push-ups. He was training; he had been for the past 5 hours. The sun was setting fast, and it was getting cold. But Lee didn't care. That's what Gaara liked about him as he watched from the shadows. He'd followed Lee to his training place, just to watch him. He just had to wait until his guard was down, and then........................To be loved--GaaLee part 18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"195, 196, 197, 198, 199.............Huh?" Lee stopped. He suddenly felt cold, as though someone was watching him. He swiftly got to his feet and turned around.
"Who's there? Come out now!" he commanded.
Gaara stepped out of the shadows. He smiled.
"I see you finally noticed me. Do you know how long I've been watching you for?" Gaara said cooly.
"Gaara? What are you doing here? I thought you were doing Kazekage duty." Lee asked.
"I am on Kazekage duty. I'm visiting Konohagakure to build trust between our two nations." he replied.
"You still din't answer my questi
NaruSaku, RealizationsNaruSaku, post time skip.NaruSaku, Realizations7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Orochimaru and Itachi are gone and things have quieted down. After he returned to Konoha and answered for his crimes, Sasuke and Sakura attepted a relationship, but things aren't working out. Her heart isn't Sasuke's anymore.
Sakura sat up in bed, head cradled in her hands and long pink bangs fallen forward over her face. The sleeping Uchiha next to her had been the object of her dreams for years, but her hopes for the Sasuke she had always wanted hadn't come to be. Sure they were together, but the last survivor of the Uchiha clan was as chilly and distant as ever, even with no one to put him in imminent peril of death. Some habits were just too deeply ingrained to give up though, or were they?
Uzumaki Naruto sneezed in his sleep, causing him to
NaruIno - Why The Hell Not?The last petal floated down into the river. Ino sighed deeply and looked down from the bridge at her reflection gazing back at her. Sasuke . . . why did you have to leave? She muttered absent-mindedly. In her mind she sounded and probably looked as though she were in a black-and-white old romance film, with one of those long elegant dresses on.NaruIno - Why The Hell Not?7 years ago in General More Like This
And the man shes been thinking of covers her eyes from behind her and asks seductively; guess who? And before she can respond hed kiss her so passionately shed forget he was even ever gone. That kind of thing only happens in the movies . . . She thought decidedly.
Two hands suddenly shielded the light from her blue eyes. Guess who?
Ino almost screamed, maybe romance movies can happen in real life! Ino thought excitedly, spinning around, Sasuke
Close, but Im a bit sexier. Ino stared in disbelief at the blonde boy. Her eye twitched slightly, &
Blood Bonds or Bloody Bonds?Oh GOD! This has taken me quite some time to put together, but I hereby bring you... *Drumwhirl* ...the story that I once named a "short story" for silverbobcat! It turned out, however, that this so-called "short story" ended up with being fifteen pages long. I guess it can be called "Kali's Bible" or something now... anyways, I've used her character sheets, my very own character (Repta), my very own inspirational muse and both my right and left hand in order to compose this, so please read, and leave comments! Comments, not so much critique, please... I'm new to this.Blood Bonds or Bloody Bonds?9 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kali and Inanna are © silverbobcat
Repta is © me, Motsaenggin
NaruSaku - The Storm Part IVThe StormNaruSaku - The Storm Part IV7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The blond boy was walking throught the remain of his beloved village, hand his in pockets, eyes eyeing the road ahead of him. Next to him was his best friend and lifetime crush. The pinkhead, just like her companion, was heartbroken.
Its been 3 days since Konoha had been ravaged by wind and rain, yet the storm kept growing in both intensity and strength as time passed for the 2 shinobies.
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It wasnt Sasuke, Im sure it wasnt him that did this to us... He may have left us and joined Orochimaru, but the man is dead, he would have no reason to attack the village now! growled Naruto, has his eyes began to glow orange, then blood red.
Sakura was standing next to him, and she put her hand on his shoulder. She could feel the heat coming from him, or rather, from the Kyuubi. All the focused rage the demon had was using N
Naruto Abridged 7 QuotesTsunami: "Omfg, I really wish my dad would stop bringing his drunk friends home from those Linkin Park Concerts."Naruto Abridged 7 Quotes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Naruto: "Hey! He's awake!"
Kakashi: "Okay, who was the one who thought it was a good idea to pour coffee all over my face?"
Sakura: "Umm...so sensei, who was that girl we saw earlier?"
Kakashi: "Oh, she's from a band of reject mimes. They got kicked out of mime school because they talk, all the time."
Sasuke: "Then why'd they kill Zabuza?"
Kakashi: (mumbled together) "I dunno."
Naruto: "I thought you knew everything!"
Kakashi: (sarcastically) "Oh yeah, Kakashi knows everything. If we have a problem Kakashi will know the answer. We can't do research ourselves. Quick Kakashi! Help us! (not sarcastically) Asses..."
Haku: "Well it seems my panda bear treatment is working."
Haku: "Oh good, you're awake."
Zabuza: (muffled) "What the hell was that for?"
Academy LoveA NaruSaku Fan-ficAcademy Love7 years ago in General More Like This
Naruto's day started out like any other day. He was getting ready for a normal day at the ninja academy when he remembered the promise he made to himself. The promise was that he would win sakura's heart today. Naruto finish eating and ran off to the academy. As soon as he reach his class, naruto opened the door and went inside. Sorry Iruka-sensi that I'm so late. naruto said. Actually naruto, your right on time. Take your seat. I have a special announcement to make. Iruka said. Naruto couldn't find a seat and was about to sit on the floor when sakura said, Naruto-kun, you can sit next to me. Naruto made his way over to sakura blushing. 'I can't believe I just added kun to naruto. I love sasuke don't I?' sakura thought. [Thats what you think pinkie. Anyways, naruto is kinda cute.] 'Yea, your right.' sakura thought being snapped back into reality be her teacher's voice. Atte
A Narusaku ChristmasA Narusaku ChristmasA Narusaku Christmas7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto had spend a lot of Christmas's alone, mostly due to no family and no friends. Jiraiya said that he was coming over for Christmas this year, but he's dead now. Killed in battle, he recieved the news only about a day ago. He couldn't believe he was gone. Even though he said he was going to stay for just a few minutes, that meant to Naruto a whole lot for just those few minutes, it was the most he had ever gotten in his whole life. Even though he had friends now, he still feels like he's hated for who he is; a monster. He's lived all his life under prejudice and hatred. But he quickly got back up and grew more stronger each and every time.
"It's a day away, i guess." Naruto said depressingly. He was laying on his bed, he maybe plans to just stay home for the remainder of the holidays.
"It's not like anyone is waiting for me to come outside. They're all with their familes or something."
But for some reason, he just can't stay in his house anymore. So he
Girl with ButterfliesG i r lGirl with Butterflies7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
w i t h
B u t t e r f l i e s
S h e stands there,
So sweet with blonde hair
More fair than the butterflies that
Flutter around h e r.
H e r sanctuary,
Where darkness cannot penetrate
The light, nor illuminate
her l i e s.
S h e draws, so innocently
A chain of pictures--
Not of her own, but of h i s.
S h e changes his past, his future,
Taking away his life and happiness, although she doesn't know,
Doesn't u n d e r s t a n d,
What she is doing or is capable of.
All she is doing is drawing h e r s e l f,
NaruSaku- Propose to me...NOWNaruSaku-NaruSaku- Propose to me...NOW7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Propose to me NOW!
This could be considered a sequel to Divorce Me NOW!
Notice: In these types of fics with the NOW!s my style is rushed.
Uzumaki Naruto sat on his living room couch, flipping the channels on the TV.
His wife, Haruno Sakura, was in the other room doing-
Awesome! Dude Sakura, you need to come see this they just made the Kunai 009 KW!!! And its coming out tomorrow! !
Your point? she called back.
Yeah, yeah he flipped the channel once more and came across the news station. What caught his attention was a man with a familiar face.
30 year old Katsura Omori was arrested this morning for being a false priest. Omori was suspected of marrying off 20 couples in Konoha chances are those couples are not legally
Journey To StarClan"Clawface!" Spottedleaf hissed, her amber eyes wide with fear and fur bristling. She backed up into a corner, away from the heavily-scarred tom "What are you doing here?" She had never feared this tom- as a medicine cat she was above that- but nowthe evil glint in his eyes sent a chill through her spine.Journey To StarClan7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Finishing you off, crowfood!" He growled, baring his yellow teeth into a snarl. With eyes gleaming with the light of battle he leapt at her, thorn-sharp claw unsheathed as he aimed for the medicine cat's throat.
"Not while I can fight, fleabag." She threw the insult with determination, some vague voice in her mind telling her that she didnt stand a chance. Her mentor, Icepetal, had died before her training was complete, leaving some things out- including some of her fighting training. She could only dodge Clawface's attack as his teeth snapped next to her twitching ear. Clawface growled and flew onto his opponent's back, and with the skill of a seasoned warrior he pinned her to