I saw China kissing santaclausRussia woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of vodka and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one bright box that looked like a panda.I saw China kissing santaclaus5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Then Russia noticed that China was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Russia thought that he would surprise China. Maybe even sneak up behind him and hug him on his bright arm. That always made China happy.
Russia crept quietly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its bright lights, and the presents, heaped up quietly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and China. Kissing someone.
Russia was so angry, he picked up a vodka from a table and threw it at China.
They both looked around.
"China, you evil panda!" Russia yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Russia looked and then rubbed his face and looked again. It was Fi
PnF_Amores de instituto 5ta parteLos chicos se van detras de unos arbustos y espian la peleaPnF_Amores de instituto 5ta parte3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Vanessa: Tenemos que ayudar a isabella
Phineas: ¿Me podrian ayudar a mi primero?
Phineas: Chicos saquenme de aqui por favor
Ferb: Ok -se acerca a phineas escondido dentro de un arbusto y lo desata-
Phineas: -Entra al arbusto junto con ferb- Gracias
Ferb: De nada ¿Como detenemos esto?
Phineas: Tengo una idea
Phineas: -Le susurra algo al oido a ferb y ambos se levantan-
Vanessa: ¿Que van a hacer?
Ferb: Evitar que isabella mate a paula
Isabella: ¡Ridicula! ¡Phineas jamas va a ser tu novio! ¡El es mio!
Paula: ¡Veremos por cuanto tiempo!
Isabella: -trata de golpear a paula pero alguien la toma de la cintura hacia atras- ¡Phineas!
Ferb: -Toma a paula de la cintura para afirmarla-
Isabella: ¡Phineas sueltame! -estira las piernas tratando de darle una patada a paula-
Paula: ¡Fletcher si no me sueltas...!
La chica no l
The MasochistThe MasochistThe Masochist6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Pain is a wonderful thing.
When the whip touches your skin you'll forget everything.
Your mind will become clear
of wandering thoughts
and you will feel no more fear.
It will arouse you,
excite your body
more than anything ever will.
And it will love you
more than any one person alone
You will become its willing slave,
always ready to serve.
And it will become your master,
giving you food and shelter in return.
It can be sweeter
than the tastiest sweets.
And it can be more sour
than the most sour lemon.
It will mesmerize you
and give you what you wish to have.
And the greatest joy in the world will it bring.
Pain is indeed
a wonderful thing.
A love note.Jack-O-Lantern Moore--a unique name of creepy Halloween ethnics, which captivates and fascinates me to no end. When I first met you, I did not think that it was creepy--I thought that it was cute. You are cute. I don't think that you could go ten seconds without doing something completely and utterly adorable.A love note.6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The way you walk and go about doing things throughout your day fascinates me. I wish that I could watch you all day. You have different moods, and each mood reflects your actions. Sometimes you are content, your usual crooked grin formed on your lips as you stumble carelessly through the day with not a worry in the world, carrying the grace of a clumsy awkward child and other days, you are happy and joyous, bouncing on your toes with an elated smile and open arms. Sometimes you are angry, but you do not take it out on anyone but yourself, lashing at your own soul viciously until I am forced to mend it back together myself. Okay so maybe sometimes you do take it out on o
Mavis/Johnny - Trouble in ParadiseThe sunbeams glowed pink and purple as the sun itself dipped just below the horizon. Mavis lowered her parasol and admired the view. Palm trees blew softly in the wind and sand glimmered white between their toes. Johnny had given her her dream. Finally, after all these months of travel, they had made it. Hawaii.Mavis/Johnny - Trouble in Paradise3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Mmm-hmm?" he nuzzled into her shoulder.
"I have something I want to ask you."
He sat up straight, disconnecting from her physically so that he could look at her, but keeping his fingers tight around her own. "Yeah?"
"We've been together for a long time. Through thick and thin, we've had our struggles, but somehow they only made us stronger."
He squeezed her hand and smiled. "Yeah?"
"You mean more to me than anyone in the world. You're my zing, my soulmate, and I want to spend every day together for as long as we possibly can."
She slid off of the log they were sitting on and into the sand, bending down on one knee, never letting go of his hand. "Jonathan, will you ma
Pnf_Una historia medievalEn la antigua era medieval la princesa isabella se encontraba hablando con su dama de honor en el castillo...Pnf_Una historia medieval3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Gretchen: Ooh princesa isabella usted a de ser la dama mas afortunada de todas en el reino
Isabella: ¿Por que dices eso?
Gretchen: Por que cada dia vienen principes de todas partes del mundo a proponerle matrimonio
Isabella: ¿Y que tiene de bueno que un monton de extraños quieran casarse conmigo?
Isabella: ¿Ves?, lo que yo quiero es enamorarme no tener que casarme con un extraño por compromiso -se sienta en la escalera y baja la cabeza-
Gretchen: Tranquila princesa isabella algun dia podra casarse por amor -le pone la mano en el hombro-
Isabella: Eso espero Gretchen eso espero... -mira hacia el cielo-
Gretchen: Ya es tarde princesa debe dormir mañana vendran mas principes de tierras lejanas
Isabella: Si, tienes razon, debo ir a dormir quizas mañana pueda encontrar a mi principe azul
Se va a dormir y al otro dia temprano...
valentines day NOCOValentines Dayvalentines day NOCO4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
sorry its late but i hope you like it
Today was Valentine's Day. I hate this day. I can never find a love... well, I never look anyway. It doesn't matter though, I still hate this day.
I try to treat it like its just another day, but everywhere I go I see annoying couples giggling and making out. It's disgusting! Some people are like, "Noah, why don't you get a girlfriend?" or "You should totally date Brianna!". I don't want/need a girlfriend.
I think Valentine's Day is OK, it's just that girls always bring me down. They'll say I'll never find a girl or I'm just pathetic. Maybe I am, but I really want someone to love on Valentine's Day.
I feel jealous when I see happy couples holding hands or kissing. I wish I could be as happy as them and give someone special a rose. But that's not going to happen since I'm too 'nerdy' or 'lame'. Well, I'm not hot, but I certainly am cute. That's gotta do something! Only Sierra wants to be my valentine and thats not gonna happe
NejiTen-FeatherNejiTen <3NejiTen-Feather6 years ago in General More Like This
~ pairing(s)/fandom: NejiTen
~ word count: 959 words
~ prompt(s) used: Feather
~ WARNINGS: I must warn you. The NejiTen only happens at the very end, though there is still a one-sided NejiTen (on Neji's part) throughout the short story.
~ Disclaimer: uh characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto who is obviously not me ; . ;
"Uh I guess I can go."
"AW! Thanks Neji! I really hoped you would! Well then I'll see you tonight! Bye and thanks again for saying yes to go to my birthday party!"
With the conversation ended, a bun-haired kunoichi left a semi-confused stoic Hyuga on the road in one of the main streets of Konohagure. A birthday party. Neji Hyuga was invited to a birthday party. And of Tenten no less. Tenten. What kind of gift would he give her, Neji wondere
Someone Who Cares About YouDear someone,Someone Who Cares About You4 years ago in Letters More Like This
You might not know who I am, but I'm writing this to you..
You are leaving this place, as quickly as you came.. so, before you go, I just wanted you to know how special you are..
No matter what difficulties life might challenge you with, don't change. Stay beautiful.
You will go away and leave some people behind, please don't forget them. Because you have made their lives more beautiful and you will always be unforgettable to them.
You will discover that some people are actually not what they pretend to be. They will try to fool you, betray you & let you down; don't let them. Always remember that those who flatter you more than usual have either deceived you or wished to.
As you're leaving, I want you to pack three things with you: faith, patience and hope.
Your faith in a certain thing will help you choose when your mind can't decide,
PnF_Una visita... no tan agradableEl dia comenzaba en el area limitrofe, phineas y ferb despertaron con un fuerte grito de su hermana candace...PnF_Una visita... no tan agradable3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Phineas: Candace ¿que pasa? -se frota los ojos-
Candace: ¡Phineas nuestros primos vienen de visita!
Phineas: ¡No! ¡No! ¡No! ¡Dime que no es cierto! -Dice mientras se da una palmada en la frente-
Ferb: ¿Que primos? *confundido
Candace: Phineas ¿Nunca le contaste a ferb de nuestros primos?
Phineas: No -baja la cabeza-
Candace: Veras ferb, nosotros tenemos dos primos, Marck y Andrea, pero no son como tus primos, son mas bien... como decirlo
Phineas: ¡Son insoportables!
Candace: Si, eso...
Ferb: ¿Por que tanto?
Phineas: Ya lo veras... Aproposito candace ¿Cuando vendran?
¡Phineas! ¡Candace!, se escucho desde el jardin
Candace: Vamos a saludar, quizas ya no sean como antes
Phineas: ¿Y si estan peor?
Candace: ¡Vamos phineas! ¡Aqui el optimista eres tu!
Save me...The campers have just arrived at camp, and they were sent to their assigned cabins. The campers head in to their cabins and began to unpack. Strangely enough, Noah and Cody were in a cabin by themselves. Which bunk are you going to call?, asked the larger teenager. This one., the smaller teenager sang on the top bunk. Ill take this bunk., Noah muttered. He began to unpack his bag, and set his clothes in an old dresser. Cody, arent you going to unpack?, asked Noah. Ill let you unpack first., Cody replied. Noah took his time to unpack his bag, and assort the clothes in the dresser. Im going for a shower, okay? , asked Noah. Alright. See you afterwards., the cheerful dork sang again. When Noah left the room, Cody began to unpack.Save me...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After he put his clothes in a separate dresser, it had been twenty-five minutes since Noah had left. He decided to check on his roommate. Surprisingly, no
Interview With 'Gays' Part 8Interview With 'Gays' Part 84 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Q: When did you first suspect that you were bisexual?
A: Well, at school in sixth grade I had a crush on a girl. But, online I had gotten into yaoi. I denied that I wasn't straight for a year because I knew I really liked this girl and I always heard bad stuff about gay people. I admitted to myself that I was bi in seventh grade. I started attending a new school and it was more accepting. In health we were told that LGBT people were nice, while at my old school the teacher said "Gay people get AIDS more because they have more butt-sex" or something like that. I had a crush on another girl in this school but I also found my friend (who is a boy) very attractive and he recently came out as gay! I eventually realized that I was attracted to both genders.
Q: Did you ever come out publicly? If so, who did you tell first?
A: I am completely open online but the only real life person that knows is one of my friends. (Not the gay one I have a crush on unfortunately) I feel
ErtrinkenErtrinken3 years ago in Drama More Like This
I've been around a long time. Some don't even remember me, some don't even believe in me. Does it really matter to me?
Yeah, yeah it does.
I'm the one who makes a snow-day. Fine it's not big work, but it makes children happy. Making kids happy is all about what the guardians do, right?
They protect them as well. Protect them from the evil and darkness of impurity. I don't want to be a guardian, besides no one believes in me! I make their snow and frost and ice and I get no thank you.
Well, I am not even sure how exactly I became immortal.
I remember how I was getting my cloak and staff. I always loved the both of them, considering how I lived in North Germany, in the town of Burgess, it was almost covered in snow all year round. I brushed my ginger-snap colored hair back as I fastened my coat around my shoulders. I grabbed my cruedly made skates. I was to take my little sister to the lake today, so her constant begging to skate might stop bugging me. Amalie, my younger sister, came dar
PnF_ El reencuentroVanessa: Hola isabellaPnF_ El reencuentro3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Isabella: Hola vanessa -dice triste-
Vanessa: ¿Como esta wilson?
Isabella: El esta bien, yo estoy fatal
Vanessa: ¿Que pasa?
Isabella: Tu sabes que pasa, aun no lo e olvidado, aun amo a phineas, hoy mismo terminare mi noviazgo con wilson, ya no puedo mas
Vanessa: ¿Iras a buscarlo?
Vanessa: Si te sirve de algo, el aun esta solo
Isabella: ¿Que? -dice esperanzada-
Vanessa: Eso, aun no tiene pareja y estoy cien por ciento segura de eso, ferb habla con el casi todos los dias
Isabella: Que buena noticia
Vanessa: Tu sabes, esos dos son inseparables
Isabella: Si, lo se
Vanessa: Te ves mas animada
Isabella: Lo estoy aunque solo un poco
Vanessa: Debes ir pronto con wilson, un viaje a europa es largo
Isabella: lo se
Isabella sale de la casa y choca con alguien, ambos caen.
Isabella: Lo siento ferb, yo ya me iba, tengo que hacer algo urgente
Ferb: Adios -entra a la casa y cierra la puerta- Hola mi amor -besa a su novia-
masochist"maybe i am a masochist for falling in love with you," she said one night while her back pressed to mine. she didn't like to see my face while i slept; it reminded her of her grandmother in her coffin, something that i wasn't sure if it was a compliment or not.masochist4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"why," i asked into the pillow next to my face.
"because i love you, but you make me hurt. my heart aches when i see you. i think it knows you by now. it knows your name, definitely. it hurts the inside of my chest and i feel ill half the time. i get headaches when you leave, and when you return my heart is back to aching."
"how does that make you a masochist?"
"because i love how it feels."
"how does it feel?"
she was silent for a while, then, thinking of an answer or possibly ignoring me or possibly thinking about trains. she was funny like that.
HetaGearHetaGear3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
HelleeV: Hey Ya this Hellee V , My new fan fic this is semi base on the LolliDictator est. 1995 unit Manuel and the anime Chobits. All right Go to Hetalia like all way and the chick whom invented the units thingy . Fact: Here the units are kinda like persocom in this world .
I sit tied up to a chair in a dark room waiting for my death .To be honest I never expected anything like this to happen to me yet I am here. I glare to door where the man with purple eyes stare playing with his golden knife. Do I have any regrets I ask repeatedly to myself "none" I would not change anything. I smiled, closed my eyes and think back to how I got here.
Somewhere way before the prologue and in the glasses of America (a major flash back)
Here we started our story
"Piper you're going to be late" a voice yelled to me from the hall, it was Ms.Motosuwa the closet thing I had to a mother.
"Alighted I am coming" I groan dam why do there have to be school today. I started up at my poster o
Poor Unfortunate SoulsI admit that, at the start, I was cool with itPoor Unfortunate Souls4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Twilight couldn't be as all bad as they'd say
Now that I've seen for myself,
I've kicked it off my shelf
Threw the whole kit and caboodle away
And I fortunately gained a little knowledge
At least that is one good thing to be possessed
It's so bad, it makes me laugh
Those guys are all riffraff
They're so miserable, whiny, and depressed
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
Bella only thinks of Edward
Jacob wants to get the girl
Do these guys need help?
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
You could never find a worse team
Of role models anywhere
Those guys need help
Yes, they do!
Now, it's happened once or twice
Some folks had to pay a price
I'm sad to say
Some fans have raked 'em across the coals
Meyer's had the odd complaint
But on the whole, she's like a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
There's Edward's looks
His pretty face
And don't underestimate
The power of his body language!
The Desolate Moon~Ice Age~The Desolate Moon3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: Even the toughest of animals doubt themselves sometimes. Shira/Diego
"You're pretty soft, for a saber."
"Excuse me; I happen to be a remorseless assassin!"
"Two sloths, a mammoth, and a saber? You guys are like the start of a bad joke."
"I don't fight girls."
"I can see why."
"Still want me on your scurvy crew?"
Diego awoke with a start, jolting to consciousness with a gasp. He rose to his feet, glowing eyes scouring the dim cave he and his herd had begun to call home, and made out the enormous slumbering forms of Manny and Ellie, Peaches not too far away, Sid's snorting silhouette and the shapeless lump that was Granny. Assured of his herd's safety, Diego's risen heart rate began to slow.
The saber-tooth shook his head, as if physically ridding the meddled thoughts from his mind, and prepared to lie back down and return to a fitful sleep. But it was then that his gaze zeroed in on the empty space across from him, where he had last se
EczemaI don't cut,Eczema5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Don't play sports.
I don't scrape myself
But yet I have these curs-ed scars.
These scars are my image
I never leave home without them.
Most people grow out of this situation.
Why can't I?
My doctors say that I'm strong.
That most people wouldn't be able to handle it as well
As I do.
With the attitude I do.
A stray scratch is nothing new.
It's just expected.
"How could you not know that you were bleeding?"
Because now it doesn't hurt as much.
Using all these expensive medicines:
All attempts to calm down the flares.
Attempts to hide the scars.
Some of them help,
While some are just a waste of my family's money.
Someone once saw my scars and asked if I was bad as a child.
Actually, I was a good and happy child,
With a skin disease
Total HTF Island. Prologue(We see a pier and a boat at the beginning of the episode. Until an asian chick jumps up)Total HTF Island. Prologue7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chloe: Good evening, im Chloe, and my Deviantart name is CharmyNutty. Welcome to Total Drama Island, Happy Tree Friends edition. We are live here at Camp Massacre, where all of the cute furry animals get killed here. Any time soon, 16 Happy Tree Friends stars and 6 fan characters will arrive here shortly. Heh! You didnt even realize that I have fan characters? Anyways, let me show you what we will do in the end of each episode.
(We now see 11 log chairs, a campfire, and a cliff)
Chloe: This is where all the fun and drama starts. At each episode, one team will come to the campfire, where they will receive a marshmallow. However, the one person who didnt receive a marshmallow must go straight to the 200 foot cliff, jump off of it, and then they will splatter into pieces. Heh, dont worry, they wont die. They always come back alive in each episode.
(Back at the pier)
Chloe: So who wi
22-23-2222-23-229 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
A loud rumble pushes its way in among my turned up radio. It doesn't complement the music well, so I pull off the side of the road. Sure enough, my right rear tire is shredded; a mile and a half from the school board meeting I need to cover, too. And my cell phone? Taking the day off at home, because it knew today would be the one day it'd be needed.
I limp the car to a nearby house, where thankfully the woman there knows me. As she goes to find me her phone, two little girls--I'm assuming granddaughters--run straight up to me. Haven't they learned not to trust strange men in slacks?
"What are you doing here?" one asks straight-out, surely a future journalist in the making.
"One of my tires blew. I need to use the phone to call for help."
"My name's Kaylie and I'm 6!" the other says.
"My name's Alison and I'm 8!" the first says, not to be left out.
"My name's Tim and I'm 22."
Both jaws drop. "Whooooa..."
I laugh. "Yeah. That's
NeuYako - Human Neuro....Neuro lay on the couch, his long legs stretching out over the arm opposite his head. His arms were crossed over his chest. He'd never thought that he'd be human. He had never imagined that it would actually happen. It bothered him.NeuYako - Human Neuro....7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He had his hair tied back in a ponytail, his eyes half-opened. He only wore his blue pants, gloves, shoes, and white muscle shirt. Since becoming human he didn't want to hide his arms and body as much anymore. That bothered him too. He looked over at Yako who sat at her computer typing away about something with a bowl of ramen beside the keyboard. He looked to Godai, snoozing. Akane was typing something as well, but he knew that Akane wouldn't be looking up something completely pointless so he went over to look over Yako's shoulder.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Nothing really. I'm just typing to get out my worries." She replied.
"And why are you doing that?" He pushed her head aside to look at the screen and see what she was typing. The more he read, the