A Saucy RomanceA Saucy RomanceA Saucy Romance6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What I am about to confess
I say with neither pride nor shame,
But sweet Ben you make the heart beat in my chest.
Although I draw my sword
And challenge thee
Claiming loathing and hate,
This saucy boy would never dare
Go against thine buttshaft with his rapier.
I am afraid I know no other way
To express my love for thee
Without sounding entirely OOC.
Despite this endless feud,
You have left me smitten
By your angel-face and chestnut-curls,
But your family still makes me want to hurl.
Review-rant of twilightI was bored and felt the need to write this out. First off, I have read all the Twilight books. Three times actually. I wanted to know why some people would say that Its the best book ever!! and SMeyer is a genius! etc. After reading the quartet for the third time, I still think its just an Anne Rice AU fan fiction gone horribly, horribly wrong.Review-rant of twilight6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
For now Im going to write a review for just the book Twilight. Later if I feel like it, Ill do the other three. So lets do this.
SMeyer starts off by telling us all the details of Bellas departure. First off, a good writer will show you what she wants you to know. They wont tell you every little detail about what the character is wearing and the weather in the city and ZZZZ its boring!
Also, right away I was put off by Bella because she has this façade of Oh Im so self-sacrificing for my mother but at the same time she is whining about it.