A Saucy RomanceA Saucy RomanceA Saucy Romance6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What I am about to confess
I say with neither pride nor shame,
But sweet Ben you make the heart beat in my chest.
Although I draw my sword
And challenge thee
Claiming loathing and hate,
This saucy boy would never dare
Go against thine buttshaft with his rapier.
I am afraid I know no other way
To express my love for thee
Without sounding entirely OOC.
Despite this endless feud,
You have left me smitten
By your angel-face and chestnut-curls,
But your family still makes me want to hurl.