Plus Size WomanI am a plus size woman.Plus Size Woman9 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I have curves that would make the autobaun quiver with XTC.
I have never worn a size small.
I have heard every fat joke in the book, written in the stars and thought up in a drinken binge.
I have cried at how they cut to my heart when though I laugh on the outside.
I am a plus size woman.
I have a naughty eyes that make men stop and stare.
I ache when its damp because my joints are worn from carrying around extra weight.
I take pain killers to forget my pain.
But not from my body.
I am a plus size woman.
I am sexy with out trying because I know how to move to music and flaunt the things other girls don't have.
Like breasts and hips.
I can admit that even though I am plus size and the world views me as 'lesser' person, I know my self worth is worth more then the oils sands in Alberta, the diamond mines in Africa and the gold in Donald Trumps jewellery box.
I am a plus size woman.
I know I am beautiful even if you don't.
Skinny girls aren't as much fun in bed as I
Rant: Defending RosalinaEver since her appearance in Super Mario 3D World, Rosalina has been getting alot of crap from tons of Mario fans. I'm hear to shed some light on this matter once and for all.Rant: Defending Rosalina1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Argument: She's replacing Daisy and/or Waluigi and taking there spots in mainstream titles away from them. It's unfair!
And how exactly is she doing that? The last time I checked, Waluigi and Daisy were both still appearing in games. I think you guys are just upset that Rosalina is making mainstream appearances and Daisy and Waluigi aren't. People fail to realize that Daisy and Waluigi were never mainstream to begin with (well, Daisy did appear in Super Mario Land, but that was about what? 2 decades ago?). Now don't get me wrong, I truly do like Daisy and I have absolutely nothing against her, but Daisy was pretty much only brought back to the Mario series to give Peach a partner in Mario spin-offs (and probably to give Luigi a love interest), just like Waluigi was only created to give Wario a partner in Mario sp
The Real Eggman Lyrics The Real EggmanThe Real Eggman Lyrics10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
May i have your attention slaves!
I will have your attention slaves!
Will the Real Eggman please stand up?
Will the REAL Eggman please stand up?
*thud* I can't!
You all seem like you never seen a round guy before
Stomach all over the floor
Like somebody who ate through a billion coors
I've been eating hours before the first rest and que
And now I planned a rap for you to in bore
I weigh so many pounds, its true, im not kidding!
I don't go to work, my robots do my bidding
Sonic says No wait!...Sonic says, He's still alive! GAH!
I probebly got a couple screws in my bots loose
But its nothing worse than whats going on in Rouge's Bedroom
Sometimes I just wanna go to the Death Egg and Destroy
But I cant! Cause I need those Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic Smash's like this, Sonic Smash's like that.
And he somehow manages to stomp on my decks.
Yoshi Cookie RecipesYoshi Cookie Recipes9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
In addition to the following ingredients, you'll need a baking sheet and some aluminium foil.
Butter - 50 grams
Sugar - 50 grams
1/2 an egg, beaten
A dash of vanilla essence
Cake Flour - 130 grams
Baking Powder - 1/2 Teaspoon
Take the butter from the fridge and allow it to reach room temperature.
Flatten the butter in a bowl as best you can, then whisk it until fluffy.
Add half of the sugar and beat it into the butter, then add the other half and beat until creamy.
Add the egg a little bit at a time, mixing well.
Add the dash of vanilla essence.
Sift the flour into a bowl, then add it to the other ingredients.
Use a wooden spoon to mix everything together, and shape it into a dough.
Wrap the dough in clingfilm/plastic wrap, and put it in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.
Use a rolling pin to flatten the dough to about 5mm thickness.
Use a cookie cutter to cut out heart-shaped pieces, and put them on a sheet of aluminium foil on a baking tray.
Paper Poems: Lost in DespairDisclaimer: I dont own Super Paper Mario, Count or Lord Blumiere/Count Bleck, Lady Timpani, Blumieres Father, The Void, the plot or storyline and anything that is related to the game. They belong to Nintendo/Intelligent Systems. But I do own the title and the poem.Paper Poems: Lost in Despair7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Authors Note: Hi again! ^_^ Im back from a break of not doing poems. I decided to start a new collection called Paper Poems which is a massive collection of poems about characters from the Paper Mario series obviously, hence the title. I guess all of you miss the poetic me since I havent created any poems since Together At Last. Ironically today, I just randomly thought of another poetic line instantly, which is: Youre a good friend, our friendship will never end. I wrote it on a classmates final piece somewhere for a painting brief under my name cause she asked me to do it. A l
Passionate Poems by LoversDisclaimer: I dont own Super Paper Mario, Count Bleck/Count Blumiere, Tippi/Lady Timpani, the plot of the game and anything which is related to the game like the Tribe of Darkness, the Void, Chaos Heart, the Dark Prognosticus and the Overthere. They belong to Nintendo/Intelligent Systems.Passionate Poems by Lovers7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Authors Note: I decided to do a mini collection of long love poems of the couple, Count Bleck/Count Blumiere and Tippi/Lady Timpani. Right now, Im still working on the second poem which will be done in Tippis/Lady Timpanis point of view. These poems will be longer than Jakes Poem to Rose, my first poem which Ive done. Feel free to read and review it, you should find it in my list of stories on my profile. Anyhoo, Im in a rhyming mood lately, including yesterday. I even did short random poems in college to wait for the model to arrive to
WarioWare: A Mona StoryAh, Diamond City. Full of lucious life, rising stars, and palm trees. One such star happened to be always on the run.WarioWare: A Mona Story6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Oh man, I'm late again!" a young girl said looking at her watch while driving her red moped . "Ooooohhhhh!" Seems this girl had waken up on the wrong side of the bed, as it was now 10 o'clock, and Mona Pizza was supposed to be open an hour ago. The girl had on a casual brown bike helmet with long red hair, along with a white fur coat that many celebrities liked to wear in public. She also had on an orange tube top and skirt with matching-colored boots. She could already hear her boss now screaming, "Mona! You're late again! How many times must I tell you blah blah blah blah..." As most people of Diamond City knew, Mona has always had a bad habit of being late to everything, even to a rock concert that was down the street from her home. But no matter what happens to the poor girl, she always managed to arrive to her destination no matter what. Mona revved up her moped a
Sound of GoodbyeI dont own Super Paper Mario, Count/Lord Blumiere, Lady Timpani, the Tribe of Darkness and the plot of the third memory of the love story. They belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. The title of the song, Sound of Goodbye is by the Sugababes and the lyrics are rightful properties of them and their company.Sound of Goodbye6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ive returned with yet another Blumiere x Timpani song fanfiction, Im still obsessed with this couple and theyre the modern definition of Romeo and Juliet in my opinion. Ive came across this depressing song called Sound of Goodbye by the Sugababes which is from the Catfights and Spotlights album. The lyrics suits the part of the love story where Timpani had no choice to break up with Blumiere due to the fact that his father harmed her somehow. The song itself makes me wanna start bawling my eyes out, its suitable for a funeral methinks.
There are spoilers in this so
No Guarantee.No Guarantee.6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
In this life there is no guarantee,
so take my hand before it all ends.
Take hold of today, for tomorrow isn't promised.
It's like a flash of lightning.
When it strikes it is beautiful,
but as quickly as it came, it's gone.
One hope remains, one hope is found.
Take up your cross and follow Christ!
For all things fade away.
All but Him.
So don't let the light in your bolt go out.
Fill it with Him.
For all our hope is in Him.
Jesus Messiah, You are the One!
Beginning of the EndHe held the dark book in his trembling hands.Beginning of the End5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
His breathing was shallow, and tears flowed down his mournful face.
The woman he loved was gone... And the young man refused to live in a world without her.
This book, the Dark Prognosticus which had been hidden here for years in this cold, stone chamber, could change that. It would give him the power he needed to find her... Or to ensure that he would not live without her.
He was well aware of the stories and rumors of this book, that many who sought it went completely insane from reading the horrors found inside.
"Blumiere, my son, don't! Even your ancestors could not handle that dark book..."
Blumiere's father cried as he suddenly burst through the door.
Then it wouldn't matter that he was already insane with rage.
"If you open it... There's no telling what might happen!" His father waved his scepter as he attempted to reason with his son.
Blumiere turned and faced his father, the very person that forbade his love, as anger burne
I've seen his passion....I've seen his passion....6 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
"I tell you the truth, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned; he has crossed over from death to life."
I opened my eyes and I noticed that I wasn't in my room anymore and I wasn't even in my pajamas either.
I was in some kind of worn-out robes I've seen in Biblical movies and I'm wearing some kind of sandals. Also, it seems that I am in some kind of alley with old Middle-Eastern texture. Also, it looks like it is the middle of the day.
As I walk outside of the alley and into the street, I see people just minding their business and all. Some people were sweeping, tending to lambs, selling fruit, or just walking around.
I walked up to a kid, who was tending to a couple lambs and asked "Excuse me little one, but what city is this?" Then, I thought that this kid won't understand me. But the kid just looked at me and replied (either he can speak En
Love's Fate"Timpani! What did you do with her? I must see her!" Blumiere cried as he burst into his father's study.Love's Fate5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He had just gone to see his love, Timpani, but when he got to their arranged meeting location, she wasn't there. They had agreed to meet so that they could leave and marry, so he knew something was severely wrong when she didn't show.
"Still your tongue, Blumiere... Can't you see you've been duped by a dirty human?" Blumiere's father calmly replied, sitting at his desk.
Blumiere shook his head in frustration. He had tried so hard to hide his love for Timpani from his father before. He knew that his father hated humans.
"You have brought shame to my name... And to the entire Tribe of Darkness!" His father's temper was rising. He didn't put up with disobedience from anyone in his tribe, especially not from his own son.
Blumiere answered in a storm of rage. "And so what if I did? That doesn't matter to me! She's my entire world!"
Blumiere's father stood and faced his son, taking no not
IndividualityYou laugh at me because I am different,Individuality9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
But that is why I like myself.
There's 40 of you,
But only one of me,
Because I am something you are not.
And I am real.
Your fake hair,
Too much makeup
And spider eyes
Make you all clones of one another.
All of you
You're all the same.
You all stand there
In the same pose,
With the same hand
On the same hip,
And flick back your hair
Like the people on the TV,
At the same time.
And you laugh at me
Because I dare to be different?
At least I am myself,
Not just another copy of
Some Barbie Doll.
Let me tell you,
Orange is only a good colour
For an orange!
And laughing at me
Doesn't make you any prettier.
Or any better a person.
And I like it.
So I take a match
To your Barbie Doll hair,
And watch as it burns,
You laugh at me because I am Different.
I laugh at you because
T.U.F.F. LoveIt had been two years since Dudley Puppy had joined the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force and they had been the best two years of his life. Countless times, he rescued Petropolis from evil villains like Bird Brain, the Chameleon, and T.U.F.F.'s arch-nemesis Verminious Snaptrap and the Diabolical Order Of Mayhem. He became the city's hero and was listed as one of the best agents T.U.F.F. ever had. But all that was small potatoes compared to what really made his time at T.U.F.F. the best of his life: his partner Kitty Katswell. She'd been in T.U.F.F. a long time and had been their top agent before he even learned of the agency's existence. When their partnership was first formed, the two could barely stand each other; arguing, slap-fights, Dudley's ineptitude and Kitty's arrogance all hinder their investigations, but they still managed to save the day nevertheless. But as time went on, the two warmed up towards each other moT.U.F.F. Love4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pokemon by Dr. SuessEvery time you start anew, go and find your running shoe. Make north to where the Prof. is due, whom will give a 'mon to you.Pokemon by Dr. Suess3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
After you've acquainted, you'll meet your rival, from total jerk to utter child. He will be around for all your while, stopping you wounded with a smile.
In order to finish your quest and reach the end, there are eight gym leaders and their badges they defend. No matter what pokemon they may send, be sure to bring some items for your pokemon; to mend.
But wait, what's this? Can't forget the Team-whatever lot! You can't win without ambushing their plot!
After you won, and watched the Elite Four fall, you record your name into the famous hall. Gonna try and catch them all? Hope you saved your Master Ball!
That's The Way It IsDisclaimer: Super Paper Mario, Chapter 8-4: Tippi and Count Bleck, Dimension D, Tippi/Lady Timpani, Count Bleck/Count or Lord Blumiere, Dimentio, Pure Hearts, Chaos Heart, Nastasia, The Tribe of Darkness, Dark Prognosticus, Light Prognosticus, Pixl and anything that were mentioned in the story are properties of Nintendo/Intelligent Systems. I also dont own the lyrics and the song, Thats The Way It Is. Its by Céline Dion.That's The Way It Is7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Authors Note: This is another Super Paper Mario songfic which stars the main couple, Tippi/Lady Timpani x Count Bleck/Count or Lord Blumiere. This fic takes place during Chapter 8-4: Tippi and Count Bleck where the pair was warped to Dimension D along with Nastasia by Dimentio. I listened to this song a few times and I realized that thi
Together At Last - PPBSCLDisclaimer: I dont own Super Paper Mario, Count Bleck/Count Blumiere, Tippi/Lady Timpani, Super Dimentio, 4 Heroes (Mario, Peach, Bowser and Luigi), wedding-like room, Chaos Heart, Pure Hearts, Mimi, the storyline of the ending and game, Castle Bleck, the Void and so on are properties of Nintendo/Intelligent Systems. But I do own the poem and the title.Together At Last - PPBSCL7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Authors Note: Sorry for the long delay, I was busy with college and homework as usual, not to mention having a poets and writers block. I was also occupied with doing other work like poems for example to submit to both Fanfiction.net and deviantART websites. Thanks very much for the comments, sweetyoshimj, 389 and surprisingly, smashsweetie! I appreciated those kind comments, they mean a lot. Thank you for faving this, Neros Urameshi! Okay, it is the end of the competit
Another ChanceChapter 1: A Second ChanceAnother Chance6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In a past life, he was a being of pure evil. He was a giant bleeding eyeball angel monster with power over Dark Matter. He could only feel things like anger and sadness. Before that even, he had simply been an eyeball, come to seek revenge for one of his various branched off facets having lost to Kirby.
But when he came to Dreamland himself, he had died at the hands of Kirby. When he came back to life, he decided to just attack a different planet. But that didnt work. Kirby killed him again. This time he was doing it with the help of a little fairy girl carrying him. But he was reborn once more
Roughly a year after the events of Kirby 64, it was a rainy night. A young boy was hiding under a tree in the rain. He looked to be similar in height to the bird king that helped Kirby defeat him, either barely taller or barely shorter. The first thing youd notice is the white skin. He had white skin. He wore a white sweater with a red zipper and clea
Biblical Names of GOD:YAHWEHBiblical Names of GOD:YAHWEH7 years ago in Settings More Like This
THE LORD GOD
Name Meaning Reference
Ashley and Sonic - Ch. 5Ashley and Sonic - Ch. 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Somewhere deep in a metallic laboratory, the hefty scientist/doctor/genius paced back and forth in front of his ray gun. "The transportation gun worked, but unfortunately sent him to..." He stopped pacing to type coordinates onto his super computer. "Hmm... Diamond City? Never heard of it." The screen began to flash red and the mustached villain typed another code and the computer displayed a message: Target Acquired. Status- Alive and Functioning. "What?! He's still alive?! That stubborn pest!" He then walked over and pressed a button, causing a horde of robots to emerge from a doorway; he pointed to the center of the room and they all walked over to the circle and saluted. He nodded, typed in a code, flipped a switch, and a flash of light caused them to disappear.
Ashley continued to stir her green and purple substance in the large cauldron, until she became distracted by the constant beeping and background music. She whipped the spoon out of the solution, stuck her hea
Dissecting a HedgehogDissecting a Hedgehog10 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Dissecting a Hedgehog: An in-depth analysis of Sonic the Hedgehog
Starting in 1991 and going until 1994, Sonic the Hedgehog dazzled audiences with high-speed high-action antics the likes no other videogame hero can provide or has provided since. With each game, Sonic's adventures grew longer, the levels grew more complex, and the graphics got more detailed. But, after 1994, Sonic the Hedgehog all but vanished from the face of gaming -- a character who was king, beating out rivals like Mario in popularity polls and putting countless copycats to shame, began a downward tailspin into the depths of obscurity. The scarce few games that were released bearing the Sonic name that were not, infact Sonic games; instead they were other genres, other games altogether with the Sonic name and characters transplanted in to them.
In 1998, as Sega transitioned out of their 32bit console, the Sega Saturn, they revealed a new console - the Sega Dreamcast, and with it, a brand new Sonic game slated
Against the oddsIf your pastor told you something like this: "Your life will be at ease now, you don't have to worry about trials, and your life will be perfect since you are now a christian..."Against the odds5 years ago in Letters More Like This
They lied to your face.
The day you said yes to God, is the day you said: "Come on Devil, Bring it on!"
When everyone goes against you for what you believe in, don't fret...
God is always with you.
In fact, you should find it flattering when you see someone you have never met before, giving you a dirty look.
When every Atheist goes after you to bring down your beliefs....
You shouldn't have to worry, don't bother listening to their lies.
Against the odds, you are blessed!
When all is good, seek God with all your heart.
When all is bad, laugh it off and praise God...
And thank him....
because you must be doing something right!
Overall, just look up, make a difference, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise on what you believe in.
God Bless you Brothers and Sisters
Missing You - Passionate PoemsDisclaimer: I dont own the game, Super Paper Mario, Count Blumiere, Merlon, Blumieres Father, Light Prognosticus, Pure Hearts, Heart Pillar, Flipside, the Pixls, the heroes (Mario, Peach, Bowser and Luigi), the doorway to Lineland, the first floor of Flipside Tower, the plot of the game and anything which are associated with the game. They belong to Nintendo/Intelligent Systems.Missing You - Passionate Poems7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Authors Note: Thanks for the reviews, sweetyoshimj and LazloTitan! Im very grateful to both of you! But Im also disappointed that I only got about a few reviews but hopefully Ill receive more from other readers and reviewers. I just noticed that the beginning part that I done in the songfic, Its All Coming Back To Me Now, is pretty similar to what Dimentio just said in the game which was, Oh, but wait one moment Dear Count
press startyou could take my handpress start5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and i would help you onto my ponyta
we could ride through the fields
and i would give you my coat and maybe even my beloved scarf when we got to route 216
because i know how you get easily cold
and it is always snowing on route 216
or if you did not want to go north
we could go to the beach
or even canalave city
we could go to iron island
and meet riley there
he could give us an egg
which hatches into a riolu
just to let you know
we could raise it together
like it is our child
if you do not like that region
we could go to hoenn instead
we could go to slateport city
and just watch the ships go by
and maybe even get on one
who knows where it would take us
and who cares
as long as we are still together
we could also go to the abandoned ship
just the two of us
we could spend the day there
if you do not like hoenn either
we could go to johto
but we would skip the ruins of alph
because the radio plays creepy music there
instead i would take you to the national pa