50 sentence SheaxChelsea#01 - Comfort50 sentence SheaxChelsea7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
For Chelsea, no matter how soft the mattress or how warm the covers, there will be no place more comfortable than Shea's arms.
#02 - Kiss
Chelsea has come to discover the best way to distract Shea from his rare bouts of self-doubt is with a kiss.
#03 - Soft
When Chelsea fondly strokes his cheek or absently rests her hand atop his, Shea cannot help but notice how the calluses on the pads of her hand (gained from many days of farm work) only emphasize how soft the rest of her is.
#04 - Pain
Shea is no stranger to sore muscles or bruise-mottled skin and grew up with a high-threshold for pain, but nothing can ever prepare him for the gnawing ache in his chest whenever he sees Chelseas face blush when another man presents her with a suitable gift.
#05 - Potatoes
Chelsea doesnt have the heart to tell Shea that no matter how much he looks, he wont find the kind of eyes he knows on the potato.
#06 - Rain
A Vampire's Tale He was treacherous, evil and mean.A Vampire's Tale8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He was always dirty and hardly ever clean.
Bullying kids was his talent from the start
and it was the only hobby fom the heart.
His name was Slater, a really cruel teen.
He'd be angry all the time cuz u know he's mean.
Slater treated his mother quite cruel,
even punched her and threw her in a pool.
But his mother had enough
and she knew she'd had it rough.
"I'll get you back, you dirty brat!
And u know my chances are quite fat
and I'll change ur form, u evil twerp!
You wont remember a thing--not even a chirp!
You wont be human--you'll burn with fire
and become this monster--an evil vampire!
Thats what u get, I'm tired of u
and arent u upset with ur horrid self too?
Sadly, this is enough, my beautiful son
and we will all join--vampires as one."
His mother planned the whole attack
and Slater would die--that was a fact.
She held a knife and sneaked to his room,
and leaned close to him, preparing his doom.
Stabbing the boy was the trickiest part,
DantexNero- The Reunion Ch.1DantexNero- The Reunion Ch.18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Story Summary After their last meeting upon the defeat of Sanctus, months had pass by and Nero comes upon finding Dante again, but his reasons for coming don't stem from just curiosity, but a desire.
It had been a while since they had last spoken, had last met; their previous goodbye ending from a battle to save the world once again from the hordes of demons and imbeciles that claim to be gods. Even though it was just a gift, Dante had given Yamato to Nero, the one and only beloved weapon of his brother Vergil. He had given it away, but for a much deeper reason, a reason he would reveal in time. Despite this reason however, it was like it he was giving his sword back to his brother Vergil. It was like Dante had a brother once again, a chance to set things differently than what had happened over 20 years ago. For Nero, the sword constantly reminded him of that man, a man named Dante,
50 Ways to Piss Off Rock Lee1. Get him an eyebrow waxing kit50 Ways to Piss Off Rock Lee8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Go on and on about how awesome Neji is
3. Make sexual references to his hidden lotus
4. Ask if the Primary Lotus attack is just an excuse to grope people
5. Dont believe him when he denies it
6. Tell him Sakura has agreed to marry Sasuke
7. Steal his jumpsuit (note: he probably has extras in his closet, so steal those too)
8. Tie him up so he cant escape
9. Eat curry in front of him (while hes tied up)
10. Glomp him, then tell him you prefer Neji
11. Sing Gai and Lee sitting in a tree
12. Ask why he doesnt just admit his love for Gai already, since everyone else already knows
13. Lock Gai in the closet
14. Taunt Lee that hell NEVER find him
15. Play Gaara vs Lee over and over and over
16. When he mentions Gai, put your hand on his shoulder comfortingly and say He raped you, didnt he?
17. Whenever he walks into a room play Kung Fu Fighting
18. Whenever he w
Camping-Trip of HorrorCamping-Trip of Horror5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Title: Camping-Trip of Horror
Pairing: Yami x Yugi, Bakura x Ryou, Marik x Malik
Disclaimer: I don't own neither Yugioh nor the songs I used in this chapter (only the changes I made in the lyrics just for fun...)
Warning: No Yamis died in the making of this story (desperate all attempts). But the same can't be said about some innocent, poor little animals
Summary: Yami, Yugi, Bakura, Ryou, Marik und Malik drive out in the woods to camp there for a few days Bakura got a hold on one of Ryous old fairytale books, and Marik is sometimes easy to influence
At last, if they even get into the woods in one piece and without causalities
Oh, and don't let the title frighten you, I overdid it a little. This will not be a horror story
Then again- alone in the woods with Bakura and Marik
Well, whatever, I came up with that title at 3 am, and it stuck
There are lyrics from road songs, which I don't own, but use i
..-Look At Me Now-..Dear Mother,..-Look At Me Now-..7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
You were once a lovable one
Until you changed
and had a son
Always you faked your glee
Always you hated me.
A monstrous being I was when I smiled
A pitiful mother you were all the time.
You could never stand the sight of me
Always I was isolated from the family.
I thought a mother would love her son
I thoguht I was your wonderful one.
If I were to drown in the dangerous sea,
possibly could you again be happy?
Maybe you and I don't agree
But a mother in you is what I want to see.
Always you hated your life so dull
And you despised your son, the animal.
If I turned away,
I know you'd attack
But you don't know the pain
of a cused zodiac.
I don't believe
your words anymore
Like the "I love you's"
you continue to pour.
Give me more
of the doggone lies
I know it's me
you truly despise.
You say I'm speical,
I'm one of kind
You know those words
will rot my mind.
I hope you know
When I'm confined
Always will be you
that's on my mind.
Even when you faked it
and hated me too,
50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru...Okay. Words of Wisdom for Today:50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru...8 years ago in Humor More Like This
If you tell yourself you're going to fail before you even try, then your heart is admitting defeat, and you will have already lost.
The Actual name of this is 50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru and his Bitch Kabuto, but that wouldn't fit. D:
1. Steal Kabuto's glasses
2. Braid Orochimaru's hair.
3. paint a lightning shaped scar on Kabuto's forehead.
4. Call Orochimaru a pedophile, When he denies, ask him why he fondles little boys cheeks.
5. Ask Kabuto if he actually molests Orochimaru back to health.
6. Pants Orochimaru when he's fighting with Tsunade and Jiraiya.
7. Tell Kabuto exactly how Orochimaru is going to die.
8. Lock yourself in Kimimaro's room, and use a cure for TB on him.
9. Sob to Orochimaru about how cute he was when he was a little boy.
10. Run into Suigetsu's room with Sasuke, and then throw Sasuke into the water RIGHT when Kabuto and Orochimaru come in, and scream, 'SUIGETSU CAPTURED SASUKE AND IS RAPING HIM!!!" And then laugh really hard when
Mother Nature's Song Sometimes the world was on our sideMother Nature's Song8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
sometimes it wasn't fair.
Sometimes it took the hard way.
Sometimes we never cared.
But if I were to run
and if I were to die
Would the world come aid me
and hear my cry?
If I were to perish,
and if I were to burn,
will the world teach me her lesson
and watch as I learn?
If I learned to love,
and if I learned to fly,
will the world catch my wings
if I fall from the sky?
If I were to bleed,
and if I were to be hurt,
will the world help me up,
or throw me in the dirt?
If I were to listen
and if I sang a song,
will the world play her music,
as I sing along?
But if I were to hate,
and if I never looked,
will the world open my eyes
and close the pages of the book?
Will she leave me on the ground,
with nothing to defend,
and skip to the last page
and mark my very end?
For the world is your life,
and if you waste her time,
she'll smite you with her knife.
Sometimes she'll be by your side
Sometimes she won't be fair.
Sometimes she'll take the hard way
SNAPE'S JOB PROPOSAL-2SNAPE'S JOB PROPOSAL-211 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
From the Desk of Albus Dumbledore
Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Re: REQUEST FOR DEFENCE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHING POSITION
Dear Professor Snape,
Thank you for your application regarding the Defence Against the Dark Arts position for the upcoming fall term at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I was extremely pleased to receive your application and add it to the four-foot high pile of your previous applications, before setting fire to them and laughing like a maniac far into the night, as is in compliance with school regulations.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept your application at this time, due to the position being filled this summer by a Mr. Herman J. Cleveland, who is currently employed part time at Big Danny's House of Luxury Tuxedos and Auto Repair. Mr. Cleveland assures me that he is well-versed in the knowledge of the Dark Arts, as well as in the art of hot-wiring cars and making a particularly potent cocktail from an orange, half a glass
Naruto's Christmas Carol~Naruto's Christmas Carol~Naruto's Christmas Carol7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke Uchiha as Ebenezer Scrooge
Naruto Uzumaki as Bob Cratchet
Kakashi Hatake as The Ghost of Christmas Past
Jiraiya as The Ghost of Christmas Present
Minato Namikaze as The Ghost of Christmas Future
Based on the novel by Charles Dickens
Within the small, well built building that was known as Sasuke Uchiha's Counting House, where the young heir sat at his desk, counting his coins with a greedy smile on his face.
His hard-working underpayed employee, Naruto Uzumaki, was seated his own desk, with a feather quill in his hand as he wrote in a book, trying to keep warm in the small, cold house.
Seeing his boss distracted, he decided to chance it.
Naruto carefully got down from his stool, and crept over to the fireplace. He saw a large, generous piece of coal sitting in the bucket next to it. Yes, perfect! Just the thing he needed.
Uzumaki! Sasuke suddenly shouted from his desk.
Ah! Naruto stumbled a bit, his hands grabbin
Left 4 Dead - The HuntBlood... I smelled it. Not too far from here. Fresh blood... not the rancid blood of the rest of these pitiful dogs. Those who scramble about in the dirt, without consious or thought. Only instinct drives these fools and I am not one of them. My senses are honed, my mind clear, I could smell blood from a great distance away. I sniffed... yes they were there. Four to be exact. I sank onto my haunches, waiting in the dark. The lessers noticed began to notice them too, I could feel the tension in the air. How sad... their efforts would be for naught. They would not eat tonight... but I would. My prey shall not escape when so rare a delicacy is to be had these days.Left 4 Dead - The Hunt7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When one of them stepped into the headlights... a man in green, whose beard glowed like snow. His fingers teased the trigger with familiar skill. This man was not o
50 Ways Annoy Team 10Yeah yeah yeah. Must I say anything?50 Ways Annoy Team 108 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Tell Ino how pathetic and useless she is in Naruto
2. Call Chouji fat.
3. Start insistently following Shikamaru around and calling him Pineapple.
4. Ask Shikamaru if that one gray skinned dude from Digimon season 2 planted a dark spore in his neck. If he says he doesn't know what you talking about, apply a bar code and proceed to scan it with a stolen bar code scanner from Wal-mart.
5. Ask Ino why she didn't just drug and kidnap Sasuke when she had the chance.
6. Call Chouji Obese. and then, if he gets mad, tell him that you didn't call him fat, but obese.
7. Ask Ino if she ever met someone named Deidara.
8. Ask Shikamaru why he was such a fighting pimp. (Shikamaru. He who has never fought a man.)
9. Ask Ino why she was so stupid as to NOT be able to tell that Sasuke didn't like her. at all.
10. Randomly Flash Shikamaru.
11. Steal all of Asuma's cigarettes
12. every time you see Asuma with a cigarette, steal it. If he lights another, steal that t
Snape's Love"What did they do to you?" her sweet, sweet voice, he sighed inside.Snape's Love10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Nothing, why do you care?" if she would just leave him alone she would be safe.
"Because they don't have a right to say, 'you exist, you must be punished,' because that's just mean. And that Potter, he's so-so-so stupid! He's only going to pull a few N.E.W.T.'s if he's really, really lucky. That's one of the reasons they don't like you, I think, you are smarter than them," poor Lily, he thought sadly. The fates weren't going to be kind to her. The runes his mother had read for him had told of heartbreak after Hogwarts. And death, but he didn't want to dwell on that.
"Come on, Madame Groves won't be pleased if we go to the hospital wing, we can go to that room I told you about last year."
"You still know where it is?"'
"Of course! And Potter and his gang don't know where it is, thank heavens. How is it that they always know where to find you?" Spasmodic Lily, Severus thought sadly. He couldn't tell her it was because
The FrenchThe French, firstly, is arrogant. He is ignorant enough to think that the French revolution brought A LOT to all of Europe. Yeah, right. UK: still have a queen. Germany: Used to have a king until the World War One. Do I continue? But surely, the French does not know that Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who contributed a lot to the famous French "Droits de l'Homme et du Citoyen" was living in … Geneva, Switzerland. Great! But let us not forget that it is partially because of Lafayette that you Americans eat awful pies on July 4th, and he was French. About the revolution, I want you all to remember that, OK, we killed the king, but what came then, huh? Napoleon, an EMPEROR who is compared in certain countries to Hitler. Yes. Actually, this is a bit unfair because he did good things – such as, permit the girls to NOT get married before the age of sixteen.The French9 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Sure, the French likes to riot. Everything is good to create your own revolution. "Excuse me, Sir, but there is a fly in my soup! I protest! Ple
The 10 Commandments of Yaoism1. Thou shalt make yaoi a priority in all actions.The 10 Commandments of Yaoism10 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
2. Thou shalt sneer at Conservative Religious Bastards.
3. Thou shalt honour and cherish homosexuals and Asians above all.
4. Thou shalt draw yaoi without restraint.
5. Thou shalt participate in Gay Pride Parades whenever possible.
6. Thou shalt seduce altar boys.
7. Thou shalt pray against George Bush at sunrise and sunset each day.
8. Thou shalt make comments laced with sexual perversion whenever possible.
9. Thou shalt encourage your homosexual friends to "hook up so I can take a picture."
10. Thou shalt share pornographic sites' passwords with everyone.
Oh, and yeah. Don't steal. Or murder. But molesting is allowed.
Do your ears...Do your ears hang lowDo your ears...8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears hang high
Can they wave up in the sky
Do they crinkle when theyre wet
Do they straighten when theyre dry
Can you wave them at your neighbour
With the minimum of labour
Do your ears hang high?
Are your ears in the middle
Can they wibble, do they jiggle
Do they give yourself a scare
When they jump around and wiggle
Did you give yourself a shake
When they fell into a lake
Are your ears in the middle?
Do your ears spin round
Did they fall off on the ground
Did one fall down the drain
Then the other turn around
Did you follow all you oughta
Were they always for the slaughter
Do your ears spin round?
Do your ears stick out
Do you use them to catch trout
Do they get very wet or
Are you suffering from drought
Do they stretch out through the sky
Did they poke out someones eye
First MoveIt was a starry afternoon in Castelia City. People were still walking around the streets of the large city; some of them picking up their pace to reach their destination in time. The city’s central area seemed quieter than usual even though humans and Pokémon were having fun while either playing, lying on the grass or running around.First Move2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sun had just left the sky and the city lights were one by one being lit. A combination of a light shade of blue, yellow and pink were painting the twilight sky. Under that very sky, sitting on a bench, were two teens with brown hair.
On one side, Black was looking at his phone. He was wearing a red shirt with a hood and a thin, black jacket and a pair of jeans with his usual sport shoes. His hair – free from his usual hat – was occasionally being blown gently by the wind.
On the other side, White was drinking her Poke-Cola that they picked up from a stand earlier that day. Wearing a long-sleeved black shirt, a purple jacket wit
AKUROKU FANFIC CHAP. 3"Hey! Roxy! You get in big trouble or what?"AKUROKU FANFIC CHAP. 38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He turned around and there HE was. Axel. Roxas just stared back at Axel attempting to conceal his now red face. Axel ran up to Roxas with a huge grin spread across his face.
"Umm, helloooo... Roxy... you in there? Why is your face all red?" Axel teased. Roxas suddenly realized Axel was talking to him.
"H-hi. Uh, no." Roxas blurted out.
"Was that an answer to the first, second or third question?" Axel still had on his huge goofy grin.
"The first one..." Roxas felt like an idiot standing there.
"Haha. You gonna answer my other questions or sit there and gawk at me. I mean I know I'm unbelievably handsome but..." Axel laughed.
"Who said I think you're handsome?!" Roxas blushed even more furiously then before.
"Well I thought that's why you were blushing." Axel lowered his face right up to Roxas's. He laughed again and this time Roxas just melted on the inside.
"We-well it wasn't!" Roxas backed up a bit from Axel startled by how clo
50 Ways to Piss Off Sakura1. Ask why she even BOTHERS chasing after Sasuke, when its so obvious hes gay50 Ways to Piss Off Sakura8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Tell her shes completely useless
3. If she denies it, show her all the clips where they actually SAY in the series that shes useless
4. Accuse her of trying to seduce Kakashi
5. Ask why she wont just admit her love for Naruto/Lee already
6. Tell her that her forehead is HUGE
7. Tell her she shouldnt be so jealous of Ino, because she a FEW okay traits as well
8. When she asks what they are, pretend to think hard for a long time, then say Okay, youre right. You suck.
9. Call her Suckura
10. Show her all the We Hate Sakura clubs
11. Send her Narutos Ramen bill
12. Put a bunch of InoSaku in her room
13. Tell her Ino dropped it off there as a hint
14. Ask if her night job pays well
15. Ask where she got the contacts
16. Tell her that her hair reminds you of really cheap bubblegum
17. Tell Naruto she has a HUGE c
ReleaseRelease5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Do you see
when you look in my eyes?
Do you see a devil
Is there not a heart
beating in my chest?
Will your fear ever
be lain to rest?
Are there any
you can trust?
Or will fear
make us a disgust.
Will you hold me
to every wrong
or will you someday
see the right?
I am not a dog
who loves to fight -
I am a dog
who is no different,
I want love and compassion,
to provide you full
I envy those breeds
for which every man loves
I am left in shelters,
a happy dog, still,
and I am forgotten
your hate leaving me ill
in the minds of others
who look for a dog,
I am not the first they seek,
I am the distant monster
in the fog.
I am the one who will tear
the world apart.
I am the one
with the shrunken heart .
I am the one
who will leave you in pain.
I am the one
For it is I,
who through all my
will suffer and mourn,
who will be left behind,
who will be buried.
oh, but I
Affectionately ArtisticLink.Affectionately Artistic7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Hero looked at Midna as she spoke to him. She came out of his shadow, solid form, staring at him intently.
Yes? He prompted, chewing on a strand of wheat between his teeth.
Get me a writing increment and some paper. Midna told him simply.
Link's eyes blinked a few times. Here they were, relaxing in Faron Spring, and she asked for the most odd thing ever. They'd just came from the Temple of Time after achieving a third shard of the Mirror of Twilight, and now had to find a way to restore power to the now useless Dominion Rod, and find a way to get into the sky.
...Excuse me? Link managed.
Did I stutter or something? Midna huffed. I want some paper and something to write with! Is it that difficult?!
Well no, but...why? Link wanted to know.
Do I have to have a reason for EVERYTHING?! Just get them for me! Midna ordered.
Get them yourself.
Uh, hello? Why do you think