Dear Yaoi Fangirls Dear Yaoi Fangirls,
Listen, I need you to do me an enormous favor. Lay off the drugs for just, like, an hour. Yea, I'm talking to you—you with the ominous glitter in your eye! You with the suspicious grin! You with the notepad labeled "Yaoi Fic Ideas!" You with the "SemexSeme is Hot" t-shirt! (Hey… where'd you get that? Just… curious…) Enough already!
Oh, no, I don't mean to dissuade you entirely from writing Yaoi. We all have our dirty little hobbies. I, for instance, Dr. Gregory House, stay up until the wee hours of the morning watching internet porn. My favorite one, actually, has four girls all going at it at once. I believe you call that "Yuri." I also happen to know that, despite what her kind and gentle exterior might make you think, Cameron tortures puppies in her free time. Sickening, isn't it?
All I'm asking is that you stop writing those fanf
Calendar, House MD- WouseJanuary 1st, 2:47 amCalendar, House MD- Wouse9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
One of the larger conference rooms had been transformed into a slightly kitschy silver and white wonderland. Ice sculptures decorated the buffet table and tinsel adorned every surface that would stand still long enough. But seeing the ordinary room transformed didn't even begin to rival the weirdness of seeing his coworkers decked out in their festive best, leaving behind the scrubs and lab coats for evening gowns and tuxes. Wilson had never much cared for office parties; there was always something vaguely unsettling about them. No one could quite forget that these people were their colleagues, that their boss was watching and that their reputation was still at stake. Well, almost no one…
"Wastin' away again in Margaritaville…searchin' for my lost shaker of salt!"
Wilson had to give House credit; what he lacked in singing ability he made up in volume. Though judging by the sidelong looks and outright stares, most of the PPTH staff disagreed. Wilson di
HousexWilson - Two Ends MeetTo Make Two Ends MeetHousexWilson - Two Ends Meet6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
In a simple game of Dominoes, the objective is to join two matching pieces together; effectively making two ends meet.
The elevator opens just as Thirteens making her way down the hall. House steps out, Wilson at his side. She cant hear them, but from a distance she sees Wilson say something, smirk and then split in the direction of his office. House shakes his head, lips turning up into a grin. He tries to hide it by dipping his head to his chest to compose himself again. Thirteen sidles into the differential room, taking her seat next to Foreman. Taub is immediately alerted to her expression.
Youre smiling, he states.
Foreman looks up from his newspaper and sighs when he recognises the look on her face. Okay, spill.
She leans in. Youve worked with them for the longest what do you think about House and Wilso
Good morning my minions! House bellows.
They all jum
The Ukette Chapter 5Title: The UketteThe Ukette Chapter 58 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Pairing: SasuNaru, NejiNaru, GaaNaru, ShikaNaru, ChouNaru, KakaNaru, ShinoNaru, KibaNaru, LeeNaru, ItaNaru, SaiNaru.
Disclaimer: The characters portrayed in this story do not belong to me, but to the Naruto anime/manga series by Masashi Kishimoto. This is all fiction; No profit was made from this story so hence, I bear no responsibility for anything you may claim of this story.
C h a p t e r 5: All for Naruto...
"Are ya ready yet?"
"Hurry up! You guys eat too slow!"
"Shut up, dobe."
"Don't tell me to shut up you bastard! I'll kick your ass from here to Sand!"
"Naruto-kun," Sai interjected, disrupting the two boy's argument, "I'm done eating. What is it you want to show us."
The other men nodded as they were done too, but Sasuke just glared at them all.
Sasuke's Confessional: I don't hav
all i wanted from youIt's been a month since I joined Akatsuki, and it's been 3 years that HE joined. That's how long I've been waiting to see and talk to him. I remember in the past, this demon inside of me made me fight him against my own will. I thought I was going to lose him at one point, but I didn't…all i wanted from you8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Itachi and Naruto were walking down the main hall of the main Akatsuki building, hand in hand. Naruto stops and looks up at Itachi and says "Ita-chan… we have got to stop fighting, it really hurts you know" Itachi looks down at him "That stupid face you always make sucks me right in, it's those stupid things you do sometimes that irritates me" Naruto starts yelling "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STUPID THINGS I DO? IF ANYTHING…" Itachi leaned in and passionately kissed his lover. Naruto pushed him back and ran off.
I decided to go to the library to get some books. That's all I do at night, I can't let myself fall asleep, if ever I did, it would be a bloody massacre. I went into the horror section (those are my favo
Sasunaru AGAIN"S...sas...sasuke??" Naruto murmerd.Sasunaru AGAIN8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Yeah" Sasuke replied
"How the heck did we get here?!?!?" Naruto sat up and scanned his surroundings.
"Whaddya...OH....MY....GAWD.." Sasuke sat up and stared foward To see Guys walking around a dark and smoky room in just a vest and thongs.
"WTFBBQDSJKGSIUDGASABA?!?/?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Sasuke Stared at naruto and peered down, "N..naruto..."
Naruto quickly coverd himself up With a Discarded flyer from the floor around him. "QUIT STARING SASUKE!"
"Sorry...You Look kinda cute when your naked...In A good way...Not a Kakashi kinda way..." Sasuke Went As red as a beetroot.
"¬.¬;" Naruto peered down at sasuke "Not to bad yourself.."
"WTF are you talking about???!!!??!" Sasuke looked down To see something Youd only see on the ___x Channels.
Lee was wandering around this dark Club like place drunk as usual when he spotted sasuke and naruto.
"Hey sasuke! Your ________ Looks kinda happy to see me!!!!!!!" He sh
"Sticky Mornings" by Luffy"Sticky Mornings" by Luffy8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto nudged his lover awake, "Sasuke-Kun! Sasuke-Kun! Wake up, please!" he whispered in the other boy's ear.
It was early Saturday morning. The sun shone slightly through the slated drapes. A line of light played throughout the bedroom. It was a gorgeous bedroom, as Sasuke had a knack for decorating. He enjoyed color play and the beauty of matching them just right. His bedroom was no exception, with royal blues and deep purples mixing across the walls in swirling patters. The satin sheets were light purple with designs of black cherry blossoms wafting in a summery breeze dancing across it. It was lovely in the daytime but with the right lighting, turned saucy and seductive when the time called for it.
Though at this moment, Naruto didn't care about the room. He was horny. His hardness was pressing against his stomach, pulsating with increasing urgency. Naruto shook his boyfriend violently. He wanted release and he wanted it now! "Sasu-Kun! Please
10 ReasonsJazz stood against the wall of the medbay, waiting for Ratchet to finish Bumblebee's checkup so they could go back to playing outside. He noticed something hanging on the wall. "Hey Ratchet, what's this thing?"10 Reasons7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What's what thing?" Ratchet asked.
"This thing on the wall," he replied, pointing to it.
"Oh, that's just a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses why they're in trouble again, AKA why they're both no longer allowed in public without supervision. Wheeljack thought it would be funny to hang it up," he shrugged.
"Wow...they actually used these excuses?" Jazz asked, trying to hold back manic laughter.
"Sadly, yes," Ratchet sighed.
"What's it say?" Bumblebee asked.
Reason 1: "And then a stop sign appeared where no stop sign had ever appeared before!"
Reason 2: "I was chased by this huge rhino..."
Reason 3: "The old lady was hogging the road, so I rammed her."
Reason 4: "Look behind you! It's a distraction!"
Reason 5: "Apparently the road ended there..."
Jazz is ScaryRatchet desperately tried to pry the red youngling off of his yellow twin. Sideswipe whimpered and kicked as he was pulled away and placed on a chair. He made an attempt to run back to Sunstreaker, but was held back.Jazz is Scary7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Sideswipe, stop. I'll only need Sunstreaker for at least two cycles," Sideswipe shook his head, "Yes you'll be fine."
Sideswipe had no choice but to watch as Ratchet lead Sunstreaker out. It had been a good day up until this point; Sideswipe had finally allowed himself to leave their room and explore. Sunstreaker knew where every room was, due to he had actually left, and lead the red twin to the rec room. Thankfully, for both twins, no one was in there allowing them free reign... that was until Ratchet came and tore them apart.
Now, Sideswipe was alone and worse, he didn't know how to get back to their room. He jumped when the doors opened; two mechs stepped in, both black and white. One had a visor covering his optics, dull horns at the top of his helm, and was chatting
SasoDei Oneshot- puppets lovesasori walked into the akatsuki living room and saw deidara.SasoDei Oneshot- puppets love8 years ago in Scraps More Like This
not laughing, not watching tv, just...sitting.
"hello danna" he mumbled, not looking up from the peice of clay he was kneading absent-mindedly in his hands.
sasori sat down next to deidara and turned on the tv, surfing through channels for something halfway decent to watch.
"please turn it off" deidara said softly, "i'm trying to think."
sasori was slightly interested but said nothing.
he sat in silence with deidara for a while, watching him work the clay with great deftness, kneading and pulling, stretching and compacting.
"what're you making?"
deidara turned away.
deidara looked slightly flustered as he worked.
"danna...I know you wouldn't know much about these kind of things, but...i've been feeling strange lately."
sasori blinked slowly and let deidara continue.
"i've been feeling uncomfortable...tingly...lightheaded, almost. it's not poison...it feels worse."
deidara turned to sasori and sasori n
Unexpected Gift."Do you mind if I take this Sunday off?" William Lennox asked as he stared up at the large, flamed Autobot leader.Unexpected Gift.4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I can't see why you could not." Optimus answered as his bright blue optics peered down at the Major who stood on his large desk in his office.
The leader nodded his helm. "May I inquire as to the occasion?"
"Oh," Lennox smiled. "It's Mother's Day."
It was evident by the Autobot leader's faceplate that he had absolutely no clue what the NEST soldier was referring to. The soldier chuckled as he realized that despite being on Earth for over two years, there were still things the Autobots had not been exposed to.
"It's a day dedicated to all mothers." Will explained. "Anna and I are going to make a surprise dinner for Sarah."
"I see." Optimus nodded his helm in understanding. "I believe it is a great idea for the human race to dedicate a solar cycle to your femmes." The semi commented. "From what I have studied, females of your race suffer quite a bit."
The Ukette: Chapter 2Title: The UketteThe Ukette: Chapter 28 years ago in Humor More Like This
Pairing: SasuNaru, NejiNaru, GaaNaru, ShikaNaru, ChouNaru, KakaNaru, ShinoNaru, KibaNaru, NejiNaru, LeeNaru, GaiNaru, AsumaNaru, KankNaru, KabuNaru, ItaNaru, SaiNaru.
Warning: Yoai/Shounen-ai, second attempt at humor, serious OOCness, unbeta-ed, language (swearing), kinda AU (but they are still ninjas...just in a different enviorment), etc, etc...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
C h a p t e r 2: Heartbreaking Beauty and Dinner Schemes
"...This is the fourth closet and another bathroom. That ends our tour!" Moegi blushed in front of all the men.
"Thank you young girl! You're youth inspiring tour truly made this experience all the more invigorating!" Gai beamed. Moegi sweatdropped.
"Ah," she began, "no probl--"
"Oi! Naruto said that you should all meet him in the entry hall!" Konohamaru cut off