Comedy and Insanity
TNA Impact Wrestling
The Impact Wrestling crowd were greeted from a return from the commercial break to see a pre-taped promo that Chloe Storm did herself in her Florida apartment; books were strewn around the apartment which was evident of the 24 year old Edinburgh native’s part-time job as a teaching assistant, she was wearing a grey vest with a white design on the front of it and the phrase ’Get In Ma’ Belly’ on the front of it, Chloe also wore some grey track-pants and had her long dark brown hair flowing down to her shoulders as she was resting against swivelled on the leather office chair she had in her apartment with a childish laugh before stopping herself as she faced the camera and spoke in her thick Scottish accent.
“Chloe Storm, the uncrowned Knockouts Champion, would like to mention that my signature hunt is going well, I got Spud to sign last week and then I emailed it home to ma’ mum back in Edinbu
We Hope You Die DiggingWe Hope You Die Digging3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Taylor Made and Victoria McKenzie here, now we are facing MsChif and Christina Von Eerie tonight in a tag team match for SHINE, now Victoria flew all the way from California to get here i'm sure you didn't come here to lose" say's Taylor Made as Victoria smiles and waves at the camera
"Hi Mel, i'm on TV, now that that's out of the way, we are two bright prospects for womens wrestling, but A.you wouldn't know that I was because the only TNA booker with a brain is Hayden Chandler, follow him @SupHayden on Twitter you will NOT regret it, and B. I know MsChif better than ANYONE on this planet, I beat her and ended her 2 year reign as Shimmer Champ because I am a damn beast" smirks Victoria rubbing her hands down her abs smirking arrogantly as Made chuckles and say's
"Dem abs" with a smirk the Australian member of the team grins coyly at Taylor and say's
"I love you Taylor"
"I love you too, Victoria, in a totally hetrosexual way that dosen't involve us having sex" Victoria's face dropped a
rouge the bat weight gainone day rouge the bat wanted to impress Shadow so she decided to stuff her selfrouge the bat weight gain6 years ago in Humor More Like This
rouge looked in the fridge and eat everything in her fridge
rouge saw her big belly and let out a loud belch "BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP WHOOOOO what a feast " Then she ordered 20 pizzas and she eat all of them in 5 minutes and she patted her huge gut and smiled and let out a belch so loud it shook windows "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP oh man i'm stuffed but i'm still hungry MORE FOOD MORE FOOD I WANT MORE FOOD BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP" then rouge eat so much she went to mcdonalds and eat 5 Thousand burgers by this time rouge was so fat she could'n't move but she still orderd 10 million chips "OHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOHHHHHHH GIVE ME MOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE"Rouge demanded
everytime rouge walked the pavement shook and when she got back to here house
"I WANT MOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD"