Eragon Spoof - Flashback Ch.4Eragon Spoof - Flashback Ch.44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Narrator) Miles and miles away, Gal -
Galbatorix: Don't you dare call me that again!!! D<
(Narrator) Ahem. Gal had a -
Galbatorix: AAARGH PAPERCUT!!!! D:
(Narrator)Yes, that. So, Gal had a papercut -
Galbatorix: Don't call me that!!!!
(Narrator) ...and while he was fretting over the 1mm deep fatal wound, a young boy went hunting -
Eragon: I'm not young!!! I'm 15!!!! D<
(Narrator) Excuse me, I'm telling the story. Now, where was I?? Oh yes, so Eragon had just convinced his uncle that he doesn't need a babysitter on hunting trips -
Arya: *amused smile*
Eragon: *blush* That's not true!!! I never needed a babysitter!!! D:
Nasuada: Apparently I'm your new baby-
Eragon: I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER!!!! D: *tantrum*
Sloan: Grow up boy!!!
Horst: Eragon, you need one until those tantrums stop.
Garrow: See what you did?? *gives him chocolate* Don't cry...
Eragon: *sob* yay chocolate!!!!
Krystal: I prefer you guys when you were dru
Eragon Spoof - Waiting Ch.3Eragon Spoof - Waiting Ch.34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Krystal: Welcome to my awesome Eragon spoof talk show!!!
Eragon: Wait - what?!
Krystal: LoL!!! So, there are a few FAQs I thought I'd cover first. For example, if keeping someone out of your mind means you have to concentrate on one thing only, how do you manage to think?!
Answer = I have no idea. You don't, I guess.
And also -
Murtagh: What about how do you keep Galbatorix out of your fu@%!ng mind??
Krystal: Leave the fu(&!ng room.
Eragon: How do you kill Gal??
Galbatorix: *grrrr* DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT
Shruikan: *fails at suppressing laughter*
Krystal: You stab him in the guts, of course. How else?!
Eragon: You're not very helpful.
Krystal: No, I'm not, am I??
Galbatorix: That works in my favour.
Nasuada: Who will the green dragon hatch for??
Krystal: Hmm... the green Rider of course!!!
Arya: He's right, you really aren't at all helpful.
Morzan: Yeah, let's kill her
Krystal: NO!!! You can't do that ... cos you're dead.
Morzan: We'll see about that
Eragon Spoof - Flashback Ch.6Eragon Spoof - Flashback Ch.64 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- Warning - Contains fourth book spoilers -
(Narrator) Roran prepared to leave with Dempton to Therinsford, in search of money (ooh shiny shiny gold coins ) so that he could marry Katrina. Of course he didn't know that the Ra'zac were soon to come and ruin his happily ever after, as well planned as it was. He bitterly resented the Ra'zac for turning his worl-
Eragon: Ahem!! Going to far into the future!! That's already onto the second book!!!
Roran: Meh, I like the attention
Eragon: Of course you do, you've grown fat and comfortable living on all that 'respect' the villagers give you
Roran: They respect me for a reason, hmmph
Horst: A good reason
Sloan: Well I won't stoop so low as you bottom feeders, to be blinded by his words!!!
Eragon: Look where you ended up, Sloan, it would have been better to have followed him
Sloan: I refuse to believe that!! Death itself would have been better to listen to you or any of your blood!!!
King Palancar: *ahem* Excuse me?? Well
Eragon Spoof - WaitingEragon Spoof - Waiting4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The characters of Christopher Paolini's Eragon, while waiting around for the fourth book.
Galbatorix: Mwahaha you will neverss defeat me!!!!
Eragon: yoink *steals mug of ale*
Arya: Eragon, stop picking on him.
Shruikan oh shut it you pansy I don't know how you became king in the first place
Galbatorix: I'm a master of hacking people's minds *retarded happy face*
Eragon: Try me, we have ages here anyway
Galbatorix: O #CENSORED CENSORED OHMYGODDIDHEREALLYSAYTHAT OHMYGODHOWCOULDITHINKLIKETHIS# yes - #I'MSORRYKEEP CENSORED CENSORED#
Roran: Seriously I didn't need to hear .. or see .. that ....
Random Twin no.1: You're dead, piss off
Roran: so are you, get your ass outta here
Random Twin no.2: Not until we have a few drinks first
Saphira OH MY GOD GET A ROOM!!!! D:
Arya: So am I seriously going to be the fourth rider??
Nasuada: No, I am!!! *sqeaul*
*Arya and Nasu