He's My Favourite"So the guys and I are heading down to that new comicbook store later. Y'know, the one next to the ice cream parlour. You coming with?"He's My Favourite10 months ago in Drama More Like This
"Sure. I'll join the lot of you. I wanna see if they have the new special edition O&O Dungeon Dweller series. But I gotta get some work done in class first. Shouldn't take too long."
Poindexter and Shining Armor exchange nods, before splitting up and going their own way. Shining Armor slings his saddlebags over his back and makes his way to the classroom.
It was the end of another school week, so most of the ponies at Canterlot High are occupied with extra curricular activities or have left the campus to spend their weekend.
The blue-maned stallion always loved the solitude of an empty classroom, allowing him to be with himself. Only today was going to be different. and Shining Armor wasn't going to get his quiet classroom the way he was planning to.
Whimpers and sobs echo the hallway as Shining Armor approaches it. He gently opens the classroom do
I'll Make a Brony out of You [Mulan Parody]Let's start watching poniesI'll Make a Brony out of You [Mulan Parody]3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Cause they sure kick flank.
Once you've seen the pilot
, Lauren Faust, you'll thank.
You're an ordinary bunch of guys But you can bet
Before we're through
Iwill make a Brony out of you
You will be a badass
But with love within
Once you face the Friendship
They are sure to win.
You're all scared that you
Will lose respect
But I know that isn't true.
I will make a Brony out of you.
I'm never gonna like Gilda
She made Fluttershy run crying,
Man, was she a pain, and Rainbow
Saw the truth.
Trixie equals best pony
Though of her skills she's lying,
Now I really hope that she's in Season 2.
We must be kind like Fluttershy is
. (We're bronies)
With all the magic of Twilight too.
With loyalty Like Rainbow Das
The Scoundrels and the LadyIt was a rainy day in Ponyville. The pegasi had kept the storm on time, finding it necessary for a little rain shower. Nopony held any worry for they were safe inside their warm homes. One among them was Rarity. After a busy day of making dresses and filling orders, she felt she was rewarding herself with a relaxing evening. A nutritious meal, followed by a warm bath, then a facial, and to top it all off a good book before going to bed.The Scoundrels and the Lady2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It would a perfect evening. That if if not for the incessant knock on the door.
“Now who would be here in this weather?” Rarity asked herself. It was raining cats and dogs out there, so certainly you would have to be crazy to be out and about.
Figuring it might be one of her friends, she opened the door and was met with a disappointing feature. Standing in her doorway were two mares. One was an earth pony with a scruffy brown coat and a white underbelly which spread to her muzzle. Her mane a long sleek silver with golden colored eyes. Upon h
Jeff x Jane Failed Dinner PartyHey guys War here. Just writing this fanfic because a plot bunny won't leave me alone until I write this. So here you go! :3Jeff x Jane Failed Dinner Party2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
And this is a AU where Jeff either doesn't or prolongs burning Jane...instead he will have a..."different" use for her.
*Timeskip because I don't want to go through Jane's story*
After Jane had fainted at the sight of Jeff's ghostly face, she awoke in the middle of the night wearing her long, black night gown that reaches to her knees. Probably my parents changed me to my sleep clothes while I fainted, Jane thought a little embarrassingly.
Jane went to look for her parents all over the house until she stopped her search. Then she remembered that they went to the dinner party at Jeff's house in celebration for his recovery.
She explored Jeff's house while Jeff was in the hospital. Everything was pretty typical for a house. TV, kitchen, dining room, bedrooms, etc.
The only difference about this house is that it's big...big enough to house 10 people but still small
Rarity Character ReviewAt times it seems as if the character of Rarity in "Friendship is Magic" is unfairly treated. Some accuse her of being self-obsessed and shallow, whilst others contend that she is their least favourite pony. And sure, Rarity may not be the most adorable of ponies, but this does not mean that she doesn't have an appeal entirely of her own. Fans are rightly divided when it comes to Rarity, but few could deny the maturity and elegance that she conveys at every opportunity.Rarity Character Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Her obsession with fashion and looking appealing can be both blatant and subtle. At times, such as in "A Bird in the Hoof" Rarity is seen leaving the party whilst demanding that other ponies remain away from her, as to prevent her dress from getting touched by their dirty hooves. Similarly, in "Dragonshy" Rarity packs an extra scarf, presumably because, regardless of the situation, she wishes to look good. These are just two examples of Rarity at her most extreme, but they are by no means the only situations where Rarit
DA FLUFF CHRONICLES (LeviXReader)1DA FLUFF CHRONICLES (LeviXReader)111 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
So I have been tempted to write a super fluffy and ultra cute fluff series based off of me and my BFF( the stupid bastard who placed me in the friend-zone) childhood memories...minus the friend-zone parts..........
September 9, 2003
It was your first day of first grade in a new school. Your mother thought that it was best to send you to another school that in her eyes 'had the best education benefits'. But in yours, it was hell. You were leaving all of your kindergarten buddies behind. Who were you going to share your nutty-buddy with or split that delicious chocolate wonderball (that your mother made sure you had a lifetime supply of)?
You stared out at the huge playground of your other snot-nosed classmates and 'the big kids' hanging out by the wall playing hacky sack. Joyful laughs, yells and giggles filled your ears and a ginger haired girl and her brunette friend with rather big glasses in your class beckoned you to come and play 'Bakery shop' with them. You shook you
The Gypsy Bard LyricsWhen you're rife with devastationThe Gypsy Bard Lyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball
And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing this silly song
When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me
Sweet and Complete: A Rarijack StorySweet and Complete: A Rarijack Story1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rarity was in high spirits as she levitated streamers to hang over the rafters, settling balloons to float perfectly in place. The barn of Sweet Apple Acres had been utterly transformed over the last few hours, under the fashionista’s eagle-eye for aesthetic perfection. Sweetie Belle’s birthday was today, and Rarity had determined upon giving her a party to remember when she got back from a special Crusading session with her friends. The Apple family had given her permission to host it in the barn, and she had gotten to work spiffing it up for when Sweetie Belle returned.
The door opened, and Applejack stepped in, looking around admiringly at the decorations. A tray laden with cupcakes was balanced across her sturdy back, and she took great pains to settle it down gently on the refreshment table. Rarity paused from setting up a pinata to speak to her.
“Applejack, I simply can’t thank you enough,” she said. “Pinkie
The Make Me Better Boutique"Rainbow! Rainbow Da-aaah!" Pinkie yelped as she attempted to bounce after her friend, toppling into an applecart. It was hard to keep up with Rainbow when she was like this, zipping all over the sky! "Daaaash!"The Make Me Better Boutique4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Can't talk now Pinkie, I gotta clear the sky!" Rainbow Dash called over her shoulder, zipping up into the heavens for another few moments, disappearing from sight as Pinkie Pie began to dust herself off. By the time Pinkie had slid off of the applecart, Rainbow Dash had returned, her wings beating a little slower as she lowered herself to the ground beside her friend. The sky was clear yet again, thanks to Rainbow Dash - the glorious! "You okay, Pinks?" She chirped, trying to mask her soft panting with concern. She wasn't tired; Dash never got tired! Rainbow Dash was the fastest flier in all of Ponyville! But even the fastest flier found it a little difficult to contend with so many clouds all at once...
"Eeyup." Came a deep, rumbling voice, and both girls turned to blink up a
A Different Tune Chapter 1The first day of school. A troubling time for many a colt or filly, finding out who had moved away, who was still around, who was to be in their class and who would part ways. There was the matter of supplies: paper, pencils, pens, folders, notebooks, rulers, protractors... the list seemed designed so that for the first few weeks there'd always be some poor soul who'd have to tell the teacher what they'd forgotten while the rest of class withdrew their required item from stuffed saddlebags. Students showed off new shoes, saddlebags and lunchbags, gossiped about which teacher gave the most homework and which one showed movies, and complained at the ever growing size of their textbooks.A Different Tune Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
One filly was doing none of these things, because she was busy sitting in the headmaster's office. Her mother, an ice-blue earth pony with lilac eyes, sat beside her, looking over papers she had just signed before handing them across to a bulky gray unicorn with a beard like a billy goat's. The filly had
Kindness's Reward Chapter 2Chapter 2Kindness's Reward Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Trixie awoke slowly, feeling an odd peace about her that she hadn't felt in a long, long time. Her entire body tingled pleasantly, her muscles were entirely relaxed, and she found a smile on her face. She stretched a little and opened her eyes.
Almost immediately her mood fouled. There was less light than last time, but she could still make out the same yellow ceiling as before. She quickly remembered where she was and why. That pegasus, she had... tricked Trixie. Tricked her into accepting food and aid, Trixie realized. She wasn't sure what exactly the pegasus had done wrong. But the indignity of it infuriated her.
Trixie looked herself over and gasped slightly. Her body was more bandages than not, her legs entirely covered and several pads held to her sides with medical tape. She realized her muscles were relaxed thank to several damp clothes placed around her shoulders and hips. She shook them off and immediately regretted it, yelping as her bandages rubbed and made her aw
Twilight Sparkle Char. ReviewI'll let you in on a little secret: Twilight Sparkle is one of my favourite protagonists ever. Her combination of intelligence and academic prowess are an inspiration to both younger and older viewers, but there's so much to Twilight's character that makes her more than just the usual studious type of character. Although other ponies, such as Rainbow Dash, may perceive Twilight to be an egg-head who would never be able to do something sporty, such as win a race, Twilight wears her intellect firmly on her hooves and proves that just because you care about succeeding and learning, you can still be an awesome pony to hang around with. Not that this would be assumed if we judged her simply based on the Pilot, however; it takes a while for her strengths to show themselves, but soon enough it becomes very easy to love everything that Twilight embodies.Twilight Sparkle Char. Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
At the beginning of the season, we learn that Twilight is something of a misanthrope: she prefers the company of herself to making friends, a
Piu AllegroPiu Allegro4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Before the sun rose, Octavia was awake. In smaller, provincial towns like Ponyville, this fact would have aroused concern and confusion; in Canterlot, it was normal.
The ponies in the mares' dorms at the Celestian Music Conservatory always awoke early, because the more hours you practiced, the better you were. It had taken a great deal of practice for the ponies to achieve the level of skill they needed to audition for the conservatory. Once they were accepted, the hours they needed to practice increased exponentially. Their sacrifices came with great loss, but also with great gain - their student body was the finest in the entire realm, and it was said that even the legendary seaponies envied their exquisite music. They were the only outside group of musicians that Princess Celestia called upon for royal performances, and they were the only school from which she drew her official Court Musicians. When the Court Musicians could not perform, it was the students of the Celestian Music Co
Interview With a Fillyfooler Part 1 "Um, can I take the blindfold off now?" Fluttershy was being led down a hall and had no idea where it would lead.Interview With a Fillyfooler Part 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Not yet," a cheerful voice said stifling laughter. Pinkie's voice did comfort the shy pony even if she sounded slightly off.
It was not long before Fluttershy heard a door open, and she was led inside. She heard giggling and asked, "Who's there?"
"Shh," Pinkie said, "We're almost there."
Fluttershy was stopped and the blindfold was removed.
A collective voice shouted, "Surprise!"
Fluttershy opened her eyes and her joy was quickly replaced with confusion. The room was sloppily decorated. In fact, the room was her home, and it was trashed. There was a large banner that read, "Happy Loser
A Different Tune Chapter 3Octavia filed into school with several other students, almost as nervous as she was on her first day. Mrs. Reed was giving out a quiz today, there was so much homework due, and they were starting a new song today in music class. That wasn't even thinking about how she had to make sure she was on her absolutely best behavior this afternoon...A Different Tune Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Heya Tavi!" Vinyl greeted Octavia by almost pouncing on her, wrapping a foreleg around Octavia's withers, her momentum causing her to bump up against the filly. Octavia swayed but didn't stumble, having already gotten used to Scratch's preferred method of greeting.
"Good morning Scratch. Are you ready for school today?"
"I'm ready for it to be over!" Scratch replied, removing her foreleg and walking beside Octavia. "I can't believe your mom's letting you come over later! Don't you do like five hours practice a day or something?"
"Only two." Octavia corrected. "Father said I am allowed to make it up over the weekend."
"Lucky you." Scratch rolled he
Scoot Along LooScoot Along Loo3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Uh... are you sure about this?"
"I really, really, really don't think that this is such a good idea."
"Oh come on you nilly fillies! This is a great idea! We'll get our cutie marks in no time."
With timid eyes, Applebloom looked down to the hap-hazard bed of pillows and hay resting a good twenty feet from where they were. Attached to a couple of trees sat a taut, thin line of wire. Currently, the three of them stood on a thick tree branch, a few balancing sticks resting in the crook above their heads. It was a sunny day in Ponyville, and the three Crusaders had left class, eager to try out Scootaloo's newest scheme on how to get their cutie marks. The only problem was, as young Sweetie Belle and Applebloom were starting to figure out, most of Scootaloo's ideas usually ended badly. And sore. However, she swore that this would be different. After all, what was more important than staying balanced?
"Listen, Scootaloo," Sweetie Belle began carefully. "Why don't we at least try this
The April Fool's Day Festival"Rainybow Dashkapoot, you would drag the up-downward motion?"The April Fool's Day Festival4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Of cantaloupe, Pinkie Cake." Rainbow Dash replied with a chuckle, digging through the tool box that sat at the foot of Pinkie Pie's ladder. Hammer in mouth, she took to the air, fluttering up to where Pinkie Pie sat at the very tippy-top.
"Tanks chew!" Pinkie Pie giggled back to her, hammering away happily, ladder swaying dangerously with each stroke.
"What in the world is going on around here?"
"Tye-Dye Spackle, what's the fuzz?" Pinkie Pie asked brightly, her smile faltering slightly when Twilight Sparkle turned her annoyance towards her.
"Not you too! No one's making any sense today!" Twilight Sparkle cried with a frustrated little hoof-stomp, causing Spike to bobble dangerously where he perched on her back. "First I go to check the mail, and my mailbox is stuffed with muffins! Then I go to the bakery, and instead of giving me a croissant, they give me my mail! And don't even ask what they gave me when I went
respectHow dare you?respect3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Who are you to place yourself so high above me?
Are you a divine being? a God?
What makes you so superior to me?
You have done nothing to deserve my respect,
and yet you try to place yourself in a better rank.
You are nothing to me,
so don't you dare expect me to honor you.
Respect is not a right, it is a privilege.
Don't Starve: ShenanigansWilson P. Higgsbury was a busy man.Don't Starve: Shenanigans1 month ago in Humor More Like This
His days would usually be consisted of working on in his lab, coming up with a new invention, or practicing chemistry. Ever since Maxwell challenged him to a new game of Survival, Wilson found himself occupied with other things. Like picking berries off of bushes, chopping down trees for their wood, picking flowers to maintain his sanity...
Or dealing with this stupidity.
"Wait," He said. "Where did Willow go? Wasn't she here a second ag-"
He was interrupted by the sound of several trees going into the flames. From afar, they could see a whole forest burn down once it spread. Wilson threw his hands in the air.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"
Soon enough, the sight of the flames disappeared and the wind started to smell like ash. Out of the darkness came Willow; currently holding a lighter as well as a dead branch.
"I got your wood you asked for."
"THE TREES, WILLOW, THE TREES!" Wilson exclaimed. "THE ONES THAT YOU JUST BURNT DOWN!"
Human!FNAF2 X Reader Ch.9Temps: GASP GASP GASP. I ACTUALLY UPDATED. HOLY FUDGE YES. ENJOY. I REALLY PUT NO EFFORT INTO THIS. I AM SORRY.Human!FNAF2 X Reader Ch.96 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You all arrived at the pizzeria pretty soon, Vincent clearly trailing you all most of the way with his weird shadow-walk or whatever. Thought Foxy and Freddy both seemed very on edge about this, you ignored him for the most part. So long as he wasn’t causing any harm, you didn’t mind Vincent. And, really, you were kind of pissed off still about Foxy completely freaking out earlier.
As agreed, Marie met up with you, along with her beloved assistant, a young man in his early twenties with a pretty badly scarred up face.
“Marie, Andrew,” you say with a smile.
Andrew gives you a crooked smile, “Nice to see you again, ((Y/n)),” he says, then looks to the animatronics, his gaze lingering on Foxy, “And you all, too.”
“Hey, Andy,” C