R. Dash Always Mods in StyleR. Dash Always Mods in Style4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Ugh, not Shadowfag9001 again."
Rainbow Dash didn't even need to check the screenname behind the post, or look for the Blueball Blitz avatar, or read the signature with the quote from Hayn Rand. She was used to seeing that unflattering image of Spitfire blown up with "FAT FLANK" written across the back of her jumpsuit in heavily fragmented red letters.
Dude, get a new image, she typed in response, and hit submit. Already someone had beaten her to the first response. FBS BANISH HIM. Rainbow shook her head. The rules were very clear regarding banishment, and Shadowfag was an expert at keeping just behind the red line. He would live to parasprite another day. She hit F5. He had already responded:
LOLOL SHITFIRE. PRINCESS CELESTIA HOW HORRIFYING. Rainbow ground her teeth. "Man, what IS your problem?" she yelled at her monitor, hoping somehow her yell would magically travel through the tubes and reach the troll in the form of a concussive blast. She assumed he would be
Mirror of Impossible DreamsThe Mirror Of Impossible Dreams starring Twilight Sparkle and Princess CelestiaMirror of Impossible Dreams4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Spike was out of the house for once, away on an adventure with Apple Bloom, and Twilight Sparkle was making good use of the time to get as much study done as possible. She sat on her bed reading a book called "The Ursa Major in its Natural Habitat" it was a fascinating book, and she was so deeply engrossed in it that for a long time she didn't realise there was somepony knocking on the front door of the house.
"Is that Spike back already? Why doesn't he just come in the door's unlocked for goodness sake! Oh Spike..." But when she got up and went to the door, she saw that it wasn't Spike it was one of the Pegasus ponies who took travellers between Ponyville and Canterlot. Few ponies made the journey regularly, so she was surprised to see him arrive at her house unannounced.
"Uh, yes? Can I help you?" she asked, and the Pegasus pony bowed and replied:
"Her majesty Princess C
Nothing Lasts ForeverNothing Lasts Forever4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Pinkie walked through Sugar Cube Corner. It was early yet, the shop hadn't opened. She watched the light from the rising sun play across the colourful candies and sweets, making them sparkle like diamonds. She straightened a display of lollipops until it looked perfect and she smiled at the beauty of it.
She walked out the shop door and locked it behind her, even though she knew it would never open again. They only had a few minutes left.
Putting on her best smile she bounced over down the street and towards a table where her friends were gathered round.
"There you are Pinkie," Twilight called to her happily. She didn't know, none of them did. Twilight spoke briefly about the the great adventure they had the night before. Pinkie found it hard to listen to the recap, but savored hearing her friend's voice.
"I just want you all to know, that you're my very best friends and I'm just so happy to be with you," Twilight finished and gathered them all into a group hug. It was a bit out of cha
Interventions are MagicInterventions are Magic4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Interventions are Magic starring Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the cast of Friendship is Magic
"C'mon Twilight! Everypony's waiting for you at Sugar Cube Corner!" Spike had had to half-drag Twilight from the library, where she had spent the evening reading and drinking mostly drinking. He'd found her curled up on the couch nursing a bottle of vanilla-lemon vodka, the floor a pile of crumpled books and empty bottles, and she'd resisted every effort of his to get her to come with him. He'd tried to pull her by her tail at first, and when that hadn't worked he'd pushed on her rump as she dug her hooves in stubbornly, but now she had finally given up and was walking alongside him, swaying as she went.
"At what where? Sugar Cube Corner?" she slurred. After half a bottle of vodka, Twilight was three sheets to the wind, and she found it difficult to put one hoof in front of the other. In fact, they threatened to tangle up underneath her at any moment, and she was glad o
Memories of Horseshoes, Honesty and Loyalty: Ch. 1Memories of Horseshoes, Honesty and Loyalty: Ch. 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This story is the first of two bonus chapters for two different stories. My 'Of Horseshoes, Apples and Feathers' and my friend The Irish Brony X's 'Honesty and Loyalty' who was inspired by mine. These are not vital to the plot but makes some things more understandable. If you haven't read the stories, then go and do it! Specially 'Honesty and Loyalty' it's awesome.
Chapter One: Digging Up The Past
The cyan pony was proudly looking at the necklace she was wearing. Gold, with some engravings and a big red gemstone, probably a ruby, shaped like a lightning bolt.
"Element of Loyalty? Ha! This is so awesome!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed in a happy fashion.
She looked back up and examined her surroundings. She was in a very old castle, seriously decayed and torn apart by time and the strange non-pony-controlled weather. It was dark, the moon was up, and she was here in this castle far away from Ponyville, but she was not alone. She turned around to see another pegasus, loo
Drink SpecialDrink Special4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Tumbling Downs was on the very edge of town, an off-the-path place where usually a stallion could be found with too many sheets to the wind and a few too many gold coins wasted on mead. On most nights the Prancing Pony or the Fancy Girdle would be Rarity's first choice, but tonight of all nights, with the village suddenly pizzled in a late-March rain
That she wouldn't be caught dead looking mangled and upset like this in front of her "social friends", well it was convenient.
Ambling in, the haggard stark white and dark lavender pony took in the sight of a clean, well-lit tavern. True to Ponyville form it featured (heavily) dark hardwood floors, smiley-face wooden drink coasters, the fashionable dry-eraser Specials Of The Day list. The place smelled of cedar and low tobacco notes. It wasn't posh and not the most popular in town, but the entire bar was eerily empty.
This was fortunate.
Not Quite the BestNot Quite the Best4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Derpy shuffled her hooves in the waiting room as the first contestant flew out. "How did I let myself get talked into this," she asked a pegasus in front of her who walked away in confusion. Derpy's mind drifted as her eye wandered.
It was barely a week ago, she was starting her daily rounds when she was joined by her friend Ditzy Doo. "Hi Derpy," she practically shrieked as flew in with her blue afro wobbling in the breeze. Derpy had to dodge right sharply to avoid being crashed into by her overly excitable friend. "Sorry about that," she yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Now isn't the best time, Ditzy," Derpy said trying to keep one eye on her ever drifting closer purple furred friend and the other on the nearby trees. "Can it wait until, I'm done with my shift?"
"It'll only take a second," Ditzy whined.
Derpy began weighing the options in her head. On the one hoof if she agreed to talk to Ditzy, s
Sunset Shimmer: New BeginningsSunset Shimmer: New Beginnings2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
First Part (September)
Rubble and broken glass were scattered everywhere on the floor. The front entrance to Canterlot High had now become a wide hole blasted into existence. And there was also a crater in the middle of the courtyard, right next to the statue of a horse.
Sunset Shimmer didn't know where to start cleaning up this mess. She had settled on cleaning up the fragments of glass, pushing them off to the side with the small spade she was given. The fact that it was close to midnight, and her recent experience as a demonic-being, had exhausted Sunset so much. But she knew that after 30 moons of being a jerk, she no doubt deserved it.
Her two ex-henchmen, Snips and Snails, were at the far end of the main hall, avoiding eye contact as they loaded pieces of a bulletin board into a recycling bin. Before all this, Sunset had felt superior to those two boys. Now Sunset knew that they blamed her for everything that happened.
What distracted Sun
Iron ChevalIron Cheval2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I got stationed in a company of misfits, I thought to myself as we circled Fort A for our final approach.
Looking down, I could see our small encampment; it looked like it had been through hell and that wasn’t too far from the truth. The outer walls were in shambles and had been patched with whatever materials could be found, giving it about the same uniform consistency of a quilt that had seen better days. Most startling was the command center. One wall had collapsed as though it were a sand castle kicked in by the hoof of some giant bully.
Most of the leaders had managed to escape before the roof of the building caved in, not that it had mattered in the end. After that little brush with death, our commanding Lieutenant abandoned his post. It was the
Part One: There and Back AgainPart One: There and Back Again4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was mid-morning when the zebra mare trotted into Ponyville.
Her appearance was striking, even compared to the citizens of the town with their brightly-colored coats and manes: the zebra's coat was a very light grey with black stripes on her legs, tail and mohawk-like mane. A large jagged pattern of black ran down her spine and halfway down her barrel, dark grey sun-like whorls were set upon her flanks and her muzzle was squared off as opposed to having the dainty rounding of most mares.
A series of golden rings encircled her neck from her collarbone to her jaw and another similar set were worn in the middle of her left foreleg. A large golden hoop hanging from each ear completed the exotic picture.
The zebra mare's name was Zecora. And she was becoming annoyed.
A small group of the daily crowd had stopped going about their routines - shopping, visiting friends and such - and were staring openly at her. She was still a source of c
The MLP:FiM Drinking Game ver. 2.0from the quill of Butterscotch SundaeThe MLP:FiM Drinking Game ver. 2.03 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Warning: Always drink in moderation, unless you too want to turn into a middle-aged writer of MLP fanfiction! I suggest medium strength beer for the rules as they stand, although hardcore drinkers may opt for shots.
Drink = a sip, while Finish your drink means what it says!
Take a drink whenever:
- the opening or closing sequence plays
If you choose to skip either, you must finish your drink. Shame on you!
- somepony refers to 'friendship'
Additionally, you must say "Friendship is Magic!" or finish your drink
- anypony drinks something, even if it's just hotsauce
Additionally, you must say "Confound these ponies! They drive me to drink" or finish your drink
- anypony refers to Princess Celestia
Additionally, you must say "Another thousand years!" or finish your drink
Supporters of the New Lunar Republic may choose to say "Down with the Tyrant!" instead
- Derpy Hooves appears on screen
Shim Sham sisters songShim: Well, lookie what we got here, sister of mine, it's the same in every town, ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found, maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despairShim Sham sisters song3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sham: That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
Ponies: [excited chattering]
Shim & Sham: Well you've got opportunity In this very commmunity
Sham: She's Shim
Shim: She's Sham
Shim & Sham: We're the world famous Shim Sham sisters traveling salesponies nonpareil
Bubble Berry: Non-pa what?
Shim: Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see no pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be and that's a new world, with tons of cider fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
Sham: More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking
Rainbow Blitz: I doubt that
Shim & Sham: So take this opportunity
Shim, Sham, and Crowd: In this very community
Sham: She's Shim
The Magic Duel told entirely in rhyme.This ep begins with a mare in a cloak,The Magic Duel told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Through the back alleyways the rain it does soak.
The enigmatic mare soon comes to a shop,
run by a stallion with a Chinese type top.
When asks what he can do for them this night,
the figure points to an object gleaming bright.
A powerful object is this amulet,
and if this pony wants it they'll incur a great debt.
But with a bag of bits thrown on to the table,
we're greeted with a smile that is most unstable.
We then cut to Fluttershy who is having the jitters,
as Twilight casts some spells on her animal critters.
Twi makes them fly in a pattern of infinity,
while Spike keeps boasting of her magic affinity.
However, not all is well back in the town,
as Rarity is soon saddled in an unseemly gown.
Twilight steps in and demands a cease-fire,
as the mare finally removes her villainous attire.
Rainbow tries to stop the mare's swath,
But ends up as a shout out to one Sephiroth.
Snips and Snails appear but they are met with scorn,
with but one spell th
My Little Pony - Hospice IMy Little Pony - Hospice I3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Before diving into this, I think some background would be useful. When she was young, she had dreams. Dreams of shining and of making others shine. She made herself and others look beautiful; for that initial interim she held high. When she fell (south of Ponyville, Old Manehattan-land) her dreams became nightmares, seizing her by the hoof and never letting go. She was taken and put into a bed of rust and red crosses. I was one of the few who had the time to give. She wanted me dead but it pained her to see me walk out those sliding doors.
Now, I won't pretend I understand. I never will know what she went through for those ten months and two days. She had a constant sting in her side that she claimed she could only numb by sticking her head in the stove. Her nightmares became easier during this time. And I like to think that I did my best in the time that she had to make her comfortable, even when the sting became too painful to breathe.
But let it be known that this w
The Sandwich of MagicThere was once a magical, happy pony named Pinkie Pie who lived in Ponyville. She was friends with everybody in Equestria except Gilda the griffon. Gilda thought that Pinkie Pie was a crazy, uncool pony. Pinkie thought otherwise, so she talked to Twilight Sparkle the magical librarian princess and asked for her advice on how to befriend Gilda. Twilight told Pinkie that she should use her magical Pinkie powers to make Gilda a present. So Pinkie made a magical sandwich and gave it to Gilda. After some thought, Gilda ate the sandwich. The magic sandwich made her so happy, she exploded into rainbow griffon bits. The end.The Sandwich of Magic2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
19 Ways To Annoy L19 Ways To Annoy L4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Say nope after everything he says
2. Stare at him
3. Play with his hair while he's trying to think (me: gladly)
4. Copy everything he does
5. Ask him if he knows what sunlight is
6. If he says yes, yell LIES!!!
7. Put black eyeshadow under your eyes and run around saying "Look at me! I'm L! GIVE ME CAKE!!!"
8. When he takes a bite of cake say "Nom nom nom..."
9. When he says something smart, pat him on the head and say "Good kitty. Here's a treat for you."
10. Eat all the strawberries off of his cakes
11. Show him this* :,(
12. When he asks you for candy, give him a carrot
13. Ask him how he's not 500 pounds by now
14. Tell him he can't catch Kira
15. Glomp him (me: I'd love to)
16. Laugh at everything he says
17. Put socks on him while he sleeps (if he ever does sleep)
18. Eat all of his sweets
19. Blow up the cake factory
Shipping and Handling Chap. 1"That is the last straw!"Shipping and Handling Chap. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The bulky brown Pegasus slammed his front hooves down on the desk so hard, Ditzy Doo feared it would split in two. He positively glowered at the grey pegasus, his face just inches from hers.
"I I'm sorry, boss " Ditzy mumbled, shrinking back a bit. "Uh it won't happen again?" Her apology was phrased more like a question.
"Oh, right. Sure. That's believable " the larger pegasus snorted, twisting his black baseball cap haphazardly. "I mean, what are the odds of Ditzy Doo screwing up another delivery? I mean, that never happens..."
Ditzy winced at the harsh sarcasm in her superior's voice. Still, she managed to work up the nerve to ask the inevitable question.
"So " she began, trying her best to focus both her eyes on the angry pony in front of her. " Um how much are you gonna' dock my pay this time?"
A mini-guide to taking care of your sculpture v1.1A mini-guide to taking care of your sculpture v1.1A mini-guide to taking care of your sculpture v1.13 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Introduction: Hi there and let me thank you again for buying one of my sculptures. Below is just a list of common things that you may or may not about the sculpture that you've got. These are only just general guidelines with some interjection from my own experience, andshould never be held as law. As always, use common sense for your own sculpture and remember to enjoy!
[CAUTION!] Your sculpture is packaged very carefully to avoid breaks and cracks during shipping! Please use extreme caution/care when unwrapping your sculpture to avoid breaks!
While these sculptures may feel rather like plastic and therefore durable, they are still made of clay and therefore prone to breaking. Your best bet when handling your sculpture is holding it by the hips or the main body of the sculpture (Or the base if you have one). This is the thickest part of the sculpture and thus least likely to break. Furthermore, as wit