Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter One
It was a sunny day in the Kohona village. Naruto had just come home from school, and he was thinking of some pranks he could pull on his fellow classmates.
"Hmm...This one will be the best!" he snickered with glee. "I'll use the Sexy Jutsu to be a girl, and go to school. I'll be the new girl! But I'll need a name..." Naruto rubbed his chin with thought. It suddenly came to him. "Naruta Uzume! No one will suspect a thing!!" To carry out his 'evil' plot, he'd need a wardrobe. "Better head to the mall before it closes," he said before doing some hand signs. "Transform!" he turned into a girl, around his age, not like an adult like he usually did. "A bit busty, but it'll do." He put on a sweater, and headed to the mall. He went to a girly store. First, he had to find out his bra size, (which turned out to be a 30C) and some shirts and pants, and a couple skirts. The total came to about 25 dollars, so he put a pair of pants back. After his little trip, he went home.
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Sasuke sighed. How come school was so boring? Now he had to sit next to that new chick. What was her name again? Oh yeah. Naruta. He looked over at her. She was doodling little monsters and what-not. Sasuke coughed, and looked down at his desk. He had no paper. He had no pencil. He had forgotten all his things at home. He had over-slept studing for a test that turned out to be rescheduled, and rushed to school. He was super-tired. But he had to take notes. And the only person to ask for a piece of paper and a pencil was...
"Hey," Sasuke whispered. Naruta looked at him.
"Got any paper? and a pencil?"
"Uh, I can do the pencil part, but not the paper. I'll get you a piece." Naruta poked the boy in front of her. He turned around and blushed.
"Hi. I forgot a piece of paper. Could I borrow a piece?" she asked with an innocent twinkle in her eyes.
"Sure..." he gave her a sheet.
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What's going on around here?! Naruta thought as she walked toward school. Sasuke wasn't supposed to kiss me...Sasuke wasn't supposed to LIKE me!! she blushed and quickened her pace. She bumped into someone.
"Oh! I'm sorry! Huh?" The person turned around. "KIBA?!"
"Oh. Hi there, Naruta. Why are you all red?" he asked.
"Uh, No reason..." she said. "So, uh, you always walk this way? Yesterday I saw you coming from over there..." she said pointing into a house.
"Oh. That's my aunt's place. I stayed there yesterday." he said.
"Ohhh...I didn't know. Sorry," she said quietly. "Uh, I gotta go...To school. Bye..." she hurried away. Ugh, Kiba's so creepy! Anyway, back to my ranting. Sasuke wasn't supposed to FALL for me. That's just creepy! she came up to the school. "Oh. I'm here." she walked into school, feeling quite spacey. No one said hi to her today. All the girls gave her angry glares. When she re
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter SixSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Six9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Naruta woke up the next morning and looked at her clock. 4:36, am. She sat up and a long lock of blonde hair fell in her face. She went to blow it out of her face, but stopped. Her eyes widened.
"My hair...Wasn't this long..." she shot up and stumbled out of bed and landed on the floor with a THUD. She stood up and raced to her mirror. The ponytails were still there. "Oh...My...God...TRANSFORM!" she smacked her hands together and nothing happened. "Oh no...Oh no oh no oh no...Master Iruka warned us about this...Oh God...Oh God...OH GOD..." she grabbed her pigtails and yanked them downward. "What am I gonna do, What am I gonna do, What am I gonna DO?!?!" she was on the verge of screamy bloody murder, so she quickly ran to her bed and screamed into her pillow. She looked at her calander. It was Saturday. "Saturday. That means I have time to plan. I need to start planning now before-" she blinked. "Before...Uh...STUFF HAPPENS! Yes. That's it. That's what I was goin
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter ThreeSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Three9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Naruto woke to his annoying alarm clock. He slammed it down on his nightstand, then threw it to the ground. It continued to ring.
"D'mit." he mumbled. "Shut up...!" he picked up the alarm clock and looked at the time. 6:45. He groaned. "I dun wanna got to skooooool...More sleeeeeep..." he curled back under his covers. His gears started clicking. "OH MY GOD, SCHOOOOOL!!! I'M GONNA BE LAAAAAATE!!!!!!" he jumped out of bed and quickly warmed up some ramen, and got into some clothes. He did hand signs. "TRANSFORM!" he transformed into Naruta, and quickly ate her ramen. "DAMN IT, I'M GONNA BE LAAAAATE!!" she ran out the door and saw Sasuke walking down the street. Oh, she thought. It's Sasuke. He thinks he's soooooo cool. Walking to school alone. What a dickhead. She smirked a bit. But there's no reason that I couldn't mess with him a bit.
"Heeeeey...You're that kid who asked me for a pencil the other day," she said, trying not to sou
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter FourSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Four9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Damn. Damn damn damn damn, Sasuke thought. He was mad. He was minding his own business until these drooling fangirls chased him, then he met up with Naruta, then she says that they're going out. Why was life so hard?! He saw Naruta at her locker. She was hitting her head on the inside of her door.
"Oh God, what have I done, What have I done? I'm such an idiot, I'm such an IDIOT!" she said out loud to herself. "Why did I do that? I'm such an idiot!" she looked at her hands. "I can't believe myself. This is so stupid. I should just drop this stupid prank and forget about it." she closed her locker and buried her face in her hands. "God, if Sasuke finds out about this...I'll...I'll be dead." Sasuke had a confused look on his face. "And if Iruka-sensei finds out...I'll be dead either way. I have to make sure no one finds out."
"Finds out about what?" Sasuke asked. His eyes widened and he covered his mouth. Naruta looked over to the corner where Sasuke wa
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Eight Naruta unlocked the door and threw her converse off somewhere. She grabbed a remote off her dresser and turned on her stereo. It started playing 'This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race' by Fall Out Boy. Naruta began to sing along.Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Eight9 years ago in Humor More Like This
"This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arms race," she sang quietly while she surfed on demand. "Is there anything you want to see in particular?" she asked, looking at Sasuke.
"Eh, not really," he said, sitting down next to her.
"OH MY GOD!" Naruta smacked Sasuke in the face and ran towards the stereo.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?!" he demanded. Naruta was soon squealing.
"THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG!" she screamed. "It's called Killer Likes Candy~" she said, looking at him. "And I'm a killer," she pulled a sucker out of her pocket and started unwrapping it. "Who likes candy." she concluded before popping it in her mouth. She walked over to Sasuke and sat down next to him. "Sorry for slapping you. I was excited." she said smiling.
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"This Naruta Uzume has GOT to go! We need to chase her out of the Kohona! As long as she gets away from Sasuke!"
"I totally agree with you, Miss Leader! She needs to go, all the way to the Suna!" Sakura shouted, and all the girls agreed with her.
"Now calm down girls. We need to coax her away from Sasuke. Like getting a baby away from a bottle to a sippy-cup. You get me?" Miss Leader said. Slowly, 'Oooooooooooooooooooooh's slipped out of the girls mouths. "Well, now that everyone's on the same page...Sakura Haruno, and Ino Yamanaka!"
"Yes ma'am!" the two girls saluted at their leader.
"You two will get information on Naruta. Understood?"
"Yes ma'am!" they said and they ran out of their secret head-quarters. The lunch bell rang, and the doors exploded, leading out almost half the kids in the building. After a few minutes, a couple walked out of the building. It was Naruta and Kiba.
"Wait, Kiba? I thought
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Nine "So, you're from the Sand Village, right?" Naruta asked Gaara.Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Nine9 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Yeah...That's right," Gaara said, "The Sand Village."
"Ooooooooooo! So, do you know any jutsus that are like, really not known here?" Even though Naruta wasn't Naruto at the moment, but curiousity would always be in her blood vessels, traveling down from her brain to the bottom of her toes. "Isn't the Sand Village popular for like, WIND jutsus or something?"
"Yes, WIND jutsus or something. I do Sand jutsus." he said, pointing his finger at the ground, then pulling up sand from the ground.
"OoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruta stared in awe. She poked at the sand, which felt like a rock. "How do you DO that?!"
"...Genetics?" Gaara answered.
"Sure, I'll buy it," Naruta said, easily amused by the sand. She poked at it until Gaara let go of it. "That's amazing! I wish I could do that..."
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Ten Sasuke and Naruta walked towards Sasuke's house, holding hands the whole way. Both of their thoughts were racing through their minds.Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Ten8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Oh God, why did I agree to this? Sasuke thought, She'll probably break something important, she's such a ditz.
First thing I'm gonna do is break something IMPORTANT!! Naruta thought. Her nose tickled slightly. "Ah-CHOO!!" she covered her mouth with her hands.
"Whoa, bless you." Sasuke said. "Do you usually sneeze that loudly?" Naruto blinked and giggled slightly.
"Heh, no." she said. "Well, I won't touch your hand, since I sneezed. Lead the way." Sasuke shrugged and continued to lead the way. Naruta yawned.
"We're here," Sasuke said. "Home, not so sweet, home." he unlocked the door. He walked into his house, still neat. He sighed in relief, and threw his book on the couch. Naruta looked around. It seem lonely, and there was a kind of heaviness in the air. She loo
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter ElevenHeavy.Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Eleven6 years ago in Humor More Like This
That's how Naruta's eyelids felt, how her body felt, how everything felt. She felt like someone took liquid metal and put it into her bloodstream, leaving her to rot. Last night...
...Itachi! How could she still be asleep?! She shot up into sitting position, eyes darting wildly around the room. Oh. Home. She tugged on one of her pigtails. Still a girl.
...Girl. Sasuke. Love. Shit. A dark blush made it's way across Naruta's cheeks. They BOTH used the 'L' word last night. At first it just seemed like a elementary school crush, but now...this was real, wasn't it?
"...Maybe..." Naruta said to herself. She looked up to the couch. She tip-toed over and looked over at the sleeping Sasuke. "...Maybe Naruto could make this work better. 'Naruta' just can't handle this anymore." she pinched the bridge of her nose and closed her eyes. She took a deep breath and released it as a long sigh. "I wonder how you would react if you knew." she smiled and gently ran her fingers
Kim Hangs With the Naru Crew 7Kim Hangs With the Naru Crew 79 years ago in Humor More Like This
Kim: KIM HANGS WITH THE NARU CREW 7!
Alisa: *spins around*
Kim: SPECIAL EDITION! AMERICAN IDOL STYLE!
Kim: OKAAAAAY...We need to diecide judges!
*Tiffany, Terri, and Alisa rush to the judges table*
Kim: That was quick.
Tiffany: *spins around in chair* WEEEEEEEEE!! Spinny chair!
Terri: FREE SODA!
Kim: I've diecided to be the host!...ess!
Tiffany: BOOOOO!!! *throws cupcake at Kim*
Kim: Waaaaaaaaah!! *starts crying like an emo kid*
Terri: EMO KID!!
Kim: So...Our first contestant is...Sasuke?!
Sasuke: I HATE YOU, ITACHI! I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN THE FIREY FLAMES OF-
Kim: *covers Sasuke's mouth* No bad words on TV.
Sasuke: WE'RE NOT ON TV, SMART ONE!!
Kim: Eehhhhhhhhhhhh!! *starts crying like an emo kid (again)*
Terri: EMO KID!!
Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 8Kim: Hi everyone!Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 89 years ago in Humor More Like This
Tiffany: *reads a magazine*
Sachi: *plays with a yo-yo*
Terri: *rocks back and forth on heels*
Devin: *plays video games*
Kim: You people are real enthusiastic.
Kim: So Devin, should I show you around?
Kim: Well, that's pretty much wear everyone hangs out.
Devin: The Ramen Stand, huh?
Kim: Mr. Ramen Dude has gotten a lot of business since I came here!
Devin: Mr. Ramen Dude?
Kim: This is DA BENCH.
Devin: Da Bench?
Kim: DA BENCH.
Kim: This is wear people SIT and hang out.
Devin: So I've figured.
Kim: That's Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Neji, Shikamaru...
Devin: Sasuke's the one who has chicken hair, right?
Devin: Blonde one's Naruto...Red head is Gaara...The pervert is Neji...And Shikamaru is the lazy bum on the ground!
...Am I right?
Kim: Ding ding ding! For a prize, I'll treat you to ramen later!
Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 6Kim- Gaara, you're soooooo waaaarm! <3Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 69 years ago in Humor More Like This
Gaara- Why don't you just go away...?
Kim- Narutoooo~! I freakin love you!
Kim- It's true...I...I've kept my feelings a secret till now...So...I...
Kim- Naruto, I...I can't help it! I love you!!
Naruto- Did you take your medicine this morning?
Kim- JUST KISS ME, YOU IDIOT!
Naruto- Okay, I'll take that as a NO.
Kim- HEEEEEEY!! How come all the gay guys are hotter than straight guys?!
Alisa- I don't know...
Kim- I mean, take Jirren for example.
Kim- He's a freakin sexy beast, and he just HAS to be gay!
Alisa- You think he's a freakin sexy beast?
Kim- Sasuke, you are beautiful!
Kim- No matter what they say!
Sasuke-.....No matter what they say.
Kim- WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN!!
Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 4Kim- HALLOOOOOOO!!! <3Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 49 years ago in Humor More Like This
Naruto- Hey look, Kim's back!
Kim- I knoooooow...I just missed making fun of ya'll!
Naruto- Well this isn't going to be pleasent...
Kim- Heeeeeey! It's Uke!! HI HI HI!!
Sasuke- Oh God...
Kim- Uke! UKE UKE UKE!! Didja miss me? I missed you!
(Kim grabs Sasuke's hand)
Kim- I brought a new friend with me!
Sasuke- Who? AND STOP TOUCHING ME!
Kim- Her name is Tiffany! And she'll be helping me by, how you say, spicing things up a bit, eh?
Kim- Tiffany and Alisa! We are going to run around town!
Alisa- DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Tiffany- Run around the town doing what?
Kim- SCREAMING PENIS AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS!
Alisa- OK, I'M OUTTA HERE!!
(Alisa runs away)
Tiffany- ALRIGHT! I'm starting to like this more and more!!
(Sasuke is reading a book and sees Kim and a girl running at him)
Sasuke- Is that Kim?
Kim Hangs with the Naru Crew 5Kim- WELCOME! To another epic adventure of Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew!Kim Hangs with the Naru Crew 59 years ago in Humor More Like This
Sasuke- Yeeeeeah, whatever.
Kim- Hi dere.
(Kim hovers over Naruto's shoulder)
Kim- Whatcha doin?
Naruto- Doing some ninja homework.
Kim- Cool! I have math homework! WE COULD BE HOMEWORK BUDDIES!!
Naruto- Yeah, NO.
Tiffany- GAARA! Aren't you emo?
Tiffany- AWESOME!! Let's go be emo together!!
Gaara- I just said I'm NOT emo...
Tiffany- Awww, no reason to beat around the bush! IF YOUR EMO AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!!
Gaara- Why doesn't this girl shut up?!
Terri: OH MY GOD, IT'S KIBA!!
(Terri hides behind a bush and stares at Kiba while drooling)
Terri- GAH!! AKAMARU!! Don't scare me like that!!!
Kim hangs with the Naru CrewKim- Sasuke, I've written your name over and over..And I've noticed a lot of people calling you Sas UKE...Kim hangs with the Naru Crew9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Kim- But I only have this to ask you...
Kim- What's an uke?
Kim- Sasuke, Am I cuuuuute?
(Sasuke sees a really sexy Kim)
Kim- Sasuke-kun, sex me alll overr!!
(Sasuke gets a nosebleed)
Sasuke- OH GOD!!
Kim- Are you OK?!
Kim- Sasuke got a nosebleed, so I'll ask you...Am I cute?
(Naruto sees a really sexy Kim)
Kim- Kyuubi-saaan! Sex plz?!
(Naruto gets a nosebleed)
Naruto: NO DIRTY THOUGHTS!!
Kim- Sasuke, I've seen people pair you up with all kinds of people...
Kim- I've even seen you and Itachi!
Sasuke- OH LORD!!
Kim- Naruto, if you had a girlfriend, what would you get her for her birthday?
Naruto- Ramen, duh!
Kim- Sasuke, I've never seen you smile. The only smile I got outta
Kim hangs with the Naru Crew 3Kim- YOU THERE!Kim hangs with the Naru Crew 39 years ago in Humor More Like This
Kim- THAT'S RIGHT, YOOOOU!!!
Kim- I...Aw man, I forgot...
Kim- Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, SASUKE!!
Kim- SAS-UUUUKAAAAY!! SASUKE, SA-SA-SA-SASUKE!
(Sasuke hits Kim with a mallet)
Sasuke- I HATE YOU!!!
Itachi- KIM, YOU ARE ADORABLE.
(Itachi is still pulling Kim's cheeks)
Kim- I think you've proven your point...
Kim- I, Kim, Teh Awesome-st Ninja EVERRRR has just pwn'd your arss.
Naruto- You didn't...'pwn'd' my 'arss'...
Kim- No no no, I'm practicing for when I say that to Sasuke.
Kim- ITACHI! I plan to pwn Sasuke's arss!
Itachi- COOL! You're taking out all the hardwork for MY job!
Kim- GO ME!!
Kim- I'M GONNA P
Kim hangs with the Naru Crew 2Kim- Sasuke, look! I've got a cookie!Kim hangs with the Naru Crew 29 years ago in Humor More Like This
(Sasuke takes cookie and bites it)
Sasuke- Not anymore.
Kim- You know, you're hair DOES somewhat resmble a chicken.
Sasuke- It does not...
Kim- I wonder...
(Kim licks Sasuke's cheek)
Kim- You sorta TASTE like a chicken, too...
Neji- Kim, why do I scare you?
Kim- You just...do. And your a pervert, with your stupid byakugan...
Neji- But I'm so sexy! You CAN'T be afraid of me!
(Kim throws up)
Kim- Naruto, have you ever been to a nightclub?
Kim- Was it fun?
Naruto- Well, I can't remember, but I think I took Sasuke home one night...
Naruto- Hey Kim, what are you doing?
Kim- Trying on pants. Does my butt look big in these?
Naruto- A little.
(Kim slaps Naruto)
Kim- Sasuke, you must of had a horrible childhood.
(Sasuke starts crying on Kim's
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Naruto rose to his feet, he wiped the blood from his lip and panted heavily. He was in bad shape. The Sound chunin had them out powered and out manned 3 to one. Sakura wasn't in much better shape and Hinata was out cold.
"I'm gonna die, believe it!" he thought to himself.
The world dropped away for a instant "No, I still have the fox's chakra."
Again he found himself before the great gate. The fox growled demonically "What do you want?"
"You don't want to die right?" Naruto said with a cocky tone "Then give me a hand here or we both die."
The fox growled "I am not your personal reservoir of Chakra you can take whenever you want. Release me and we'll talk."
"Do I look that stupid? Your locked in my body for a reason, you want to stay alive then cough up enough chakra for us to survive this. This is not a bargain, it's choice. Live or Die. Now CHOOSE."
Naruto rose, his red chi suffused his body closing his wounds, it was visible, palpable. he growled, his eyes were slivers,
ItaSasu - Sasuke's RevengeItaSasu - Sasuke's Revenge9 years ago in Humor More Like This
~WARNING!! Contains Spoilers that even I don't understand!!~
Sasuke: Uchiha Itachi… Today is the day I defeat you!!
Itachi: Foolish little brother, you can never defeat me, because… you lack… hatred.
Sasuke: Well, I learned a new technique!
Itachi: Go ahead, it will never defeat me anyway.
Sasuke: Grr… *makes a hand seal* SEXY NO JUTSU!!!
Itachi: What the…?
*Sasuke is in the form of a girl with black pig-tail and a very skimpy strapless-bra and panties*
Sasuke: *in a girly voice* Itachi nii-san… wont you drop dead… for me?
Itach: *nosebleed* X.x *dies*
Sasuke: *changes back* Yes! Finnaly! I avenged my clan all by myself!!
Sasuke: …with the help of Naruto's justsu.
Naruto: Thank you! ^_^
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Sasuke was casually walking down the sidewalk, heading home. He sighed; he had had a long day. Suddenly he heard a tapping sound, like if someone was running. He looked around him, no one.
WAH! He quickly looked up and falling down from the sky, he assumed, was a girl with long blond hair in two ponies at the side of her head. Thats all he took in before the orange blur trampled him into the small pond near by. Their lips touching for a moment.
What was He looked up to come face to face with said girl, soaking wet like him. that?
Uchiha Sasuke! The girl screamed and quickly jumped up and ran away.
HEY! Sasuke called but the girl was gone. He saw something shine in the water and picked it up. It was a coin on a necklace with Naruto engraved in it. Naruto that was probably her name. He smirked and shoved the coin in his pocket.
The next day Naruto sat in class, her stomach growling. Sakura
Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 9Kim: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!Kim Hangs With The Naru Crew 99 years ago in Humor More Like This
Alisa: OMG!! IT'S MOOOOOOOOVING!!!
Sachi: Is that a tenitcle?!
Tiffany: OMG! SOMEONE POKE IT!
Alexis: *pokes at tomato with a stick*
Devin: HOLY SHIT! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!
Kim: Hi, Sasuke! Ah...AH...AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sasuke: *scoots away*
Kim: *queitly* chu!
Sasuke: *blinks* THAT'S SO CUTE!!!
Kim: *sniffle* Shut up!
Sachi: So, you're new around here? *splits chopsticks*
Alexis: Yeah, I'm new here. *looks at chopsticks* How come you get two and I get one?
Sachi: *spilts Alexis' chopsticks* Here.
Alexis: Whoooooooa! Amazing!
Tiffany: *is pounding nails into a table*
Sasuke: What are you doing?
Tiffany: *looks at Sasuke* Is that supposed to be a trick question?
Naruto: I don't get it, Sasuke. Why do people INSIST on putting us together?! Without our permisson, nonetheless!
Naruto: We should revolt! Or prove
SasuNaru- Thunder Ch. 5"Itachi?! What are you doing here?!" Sasuke hollered, making Itachi let go of Naruto. He cupped his hands and stated, "Well...I just have to throw a 'Congradulations' party for my little brother and his new boyfriend! I can dress you guys up and everything!" He grabbed Sasuke and Naruto and ran out of the ramen shop with them. He stopped outside and ran back in for Kakshi and Iruka. He pulled out a long piece of paper and started writing down the names for their classmates.SasuNaru- Thunder Ch. 59 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Well, I need my brother's friends there, too, right? Lets go to the school and get the rest!"
Damnit! What is he doing here? Neji thought as he saw Sasuke walk in the door. He suddenly gasped when he saw him holding Naruto's hand and nearly fainted when Itachi walked in, but held his own. The class looked up and Ino squealed at the sight of Sasuke, completely ignoring Itachi. Shoving Itachi out of the way, Ino quickly grabbed Sasuke's arm, causing him
Naruto's Awakening: Chap. 1Narutos AwakeningNaruto's Awakening: Chap. 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter I Evening Encounter
"Yaw---n " Naruto yawned as he walked down the street.
It was nearly midnight in Konoha Village. The moon was full and it was a little chilly out, the month being October. Naruto was heading home after a day of training with Kakashi and Sakura. He still could not believe Sakura's monstrous strength. He was a little afraid to talk to her, fearing that he might say the wrong thing and end up flying into the nearest tree.
'If Sakura-chan thought that if she became strong she could keep me in line, she sure had the right idea. I'm afraid to joke with her about even the smallest thing...' Naruto thought with a shudder. He still hurt from the last time she punched him, which was last week (he was becoming better at behaving around Sakura).
Kakashi-sensei hadn't changed too much. He looked the same and acted the same, and still read those perverted books of his. Why did all of his teachers have to be perverts