The Adventures of Super BeetleTed Kord was experimenting with gene splicing in his lab when he accidentally created a rift in time and space, causing various universes to momentarily collide! After the explosion, Ted picked himself up, glad to be alive. Though he felt... strange, different. He ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror and saw - well, it was himself, but combined with Superman.
He could tell because at that moment he hit his bathroom mirror with heat vision, the reflected beams knocking the tiles off the ceiling. He blinked as he took the image in the mirror in. He had gained several pounds of muscle, and he felt that his entire body structure felt thicker. His stomach, which he had been trying to turn into a six pack with that new fitness gizmo Booster was promoting ("Five easy payments of $99.95, but for you, Ted, just $99. Just promise me not to throw out the booklets and you will read the diet instructions") was an eight pack. Ted grinned and dashed back into the lab, and lifted up an incredibly
Grayson: Hey Old FriendDick is sitting in a bar somewhere in Manhattan, he's nursing a glass of a clear liquid. He is wearing a combination of the clothes he was wearing when shot and the hospital gown. He is brooding.Grayson: Hey Old Friend1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dick: *narrating* So, let me try to think of the upside. No one thinks I'm Nightwing anymore thanks to what Bruce did, I'm out of SPYRAL now that we shut it down, and I'm alive. Bad news is now I'm unemployed, and Bruce's little trick won't exactly fool everyone, plus they'll still think I'm hiding something. I'm broke, SPYRAL froze the accounts I was using; and I'm not crawling back to Gotham for a handout. For someone who wanted to catch up, Joseph was a pretty hands off doctor; saw him maybe twice since I woke up from my coma. Checked myself out of the hospital today...and by that I mean I sneaked out the window. What am I going to do...?
A large man with close cropped hair enters the bar. He sees Dick and approaches.
Brighton: Took me long enough to track you down.
Dick: Hello, Brighton. *
A Fistful of Bat-ShortsI. It's Getting Crowded In Here....A Fistful of Bat-Shorts1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dick Grayson, dressed only in his boxers, admires himself in the bathroom mirror. Meanwhile, outside the door......
Damian: *kicking the bathroom door, dressed in tank top and boxers* Damn it, Grayson, stop preening and let me use the bathroom!
Joseph: *dressed in t-shirt, pj bottoms, and bathrobe, has a towel around his neck, a toothbrush and soap pokes out of his robe pocket* Seriously, some of us have a job to get to!
Sam: *dressed in Batman PJs, is doing the "pee pee dance* Joey, I gotta go.....
Jason: *shirtless, in boxers* Seriously, he's just admiring himself....
Stephanie: *t-shirt, boxers stolen from Tim* Hey, I don't judge him.
Tim: *tank top, boxers* Still, he's being inconsiderate.....
Harper: *pj bottoms, sweatshirt* Cullen, don't stare!
Cullen: *t-shirt with Red Robin patten, boxers* But Tim's right there....
Cass: *tank top, sweat pants* Is this the end of the line?
Alfred: *normal attire* Glad you have your own private bath, si
A Fistful of Bat-Shorts 2I.A Fistful of Bat-Shorts 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Timeline: After the attack by Jason Todd on Joseph Kane, say a couple months or so
Barbara Gordon enters Wayne Manor; Alfred approaches. Outside, we can see snow falling. Barbara is bundled up.
Alfred: Good morning, Miss Gordon.
Barbara: Morning, Alfred.
Alfred: Let me get you out of that jacket and get you warmed up. I assume you're here to help with Master Joseph's rehab.
Barbara: Yeah, heard he finally got over that flu.
Alfred: Indeed. As he is still recovering from his injuries, his immune system was not adequately strong enough to fend off disease. Let's just say we had a few moments where it was touch-and-go.
Barbara: Well, let's get him back on track.
Alfred: He might not be in the right mental state.
Barbara: Don't tell me he's having a mood swing....
Alfred: More like feeling "blue". You'll see why when you get up there.
Barbara nods and heads upstairs. She enters Joseph's room. Her eyes suddenly become sad
We see Joseph, still in his P
Barkley's Secret OriginDamian Wayne was not enjoying being outside, but he had to take Titus to "use the facilities". He waited as the Great Dane relieved himself, grumbling to himself. As much as he loved having a dog, he did not enjoy this aspect of dog ownership. Then, he heard laughter and a gruff woofing. He turned to see Sam Kane and his Old English Sheepdog, Barkley, rolling around on the back lawn of Wayne Manor. Damian rolled his eyes; Sam might be one of his few friends, but he could be so childish, especially with Barkley. When Titus was done relieving himself, Damian and Titus headed over to the other two.Barkley's Secret Origin11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Barkley, stop licking me!" Sam giggled. Barkley kept up his licking.
"Kane, control your dog!" growled Damian.
"We're just having fun..." Sam said, getting up. Barkley and Titus sniffed each other in greeting. "Oh, can you wait here with Barkley for a sec?" Sam rushed back into the manor. After a short bit, Sam came back with a bag tied up with ribbon. "Happy Rescue Day, Barkley!"