Survivng Valentine'sHow To Survive Valentine's Day in Ten Easy StepsSurvivng Valentine's4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Perfect Guide For Singles
DO NOT under any circumstances try to act like you have some 'secret admirier' that's really you in a mustache. I'm sorry, but this is Valentine's Day, not Creeper In A Stache Day. If it were...well...that would be an interesting concept now.
If given things from friends just take them. These people obviously don't have a lover to splurge on so they thought of you when purchasing you fattening food or a piece of thin cardboard with a Disney charecter on it. Be happy that someone thought about you since the one you Facebook Stalk isn't coming around. Maybe it's about time you STOP downloading their pictures and blowing them up to inhuman sizes and placing them on your wall. They don't know you exist, it's time to accept that.
Don't tell your friends that your parents of all people gave you something. Not only does it scream 'I have no life and my parents pity me' but it's just not that intere
Surviving Valentine's Year TwoSurviving Valentine'sSurviving Valentine's Year Two3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The Ultimate Guide To Not Losing Your Sanity On Singles Awareness Day
1. First off, look at your calender, now back to me, now back to your calender. Now. Back. To. Me. What did it say on the little box under the month of Febuary on the day of fourteen? Valentine's Day? Oh darling, there must have been a typo, the fourteenth of Febuary is Single's Awareness Day. Never forget that. Even if you're not single.
2. I know what you're thinking, "It's the fourteenth and I'm alone, I'm such a loser I don't want to show my face to the world." Well darling, who cares if you're alone, I mean really. This day is the day to wreck havoic if you so desire. Just don't do anything Hitler would do and you should be fine.
3. Couples. Singles Awareness Day. We singles all hate them. We singles hate them even more when they're making out for the whole world to see. A quick, easy way to fix any problems with this is to go up to the couple, choose one out of the duo and whisper ever so
Scientific Lover"I would tell you that you broke my heart, but the heart is a muscle. Therefore it cannot break."Scientific Lover5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sarah listened to her nails click against the keyboard, typing rapidly. The computer screen reflected in her glasses, but it was impossible for the average mind to understand what anything she was typing could have possibly meant.
"I would tell you that you've shattered it to pieces, but the heart is not made of glass. Therefore it cannot shatter as the saying goes."
Sarah's fingers stopped suddenly. She turned around and looked at the door, where she swore she heard someone knocking. She got up, her joints cracking from stiffness, and walked to the door.
"I would say that my heart grows cold at the thought of you, but if that were true I would most likely be dead."
After opening the door, Sarah was greeted with an empty hallway and no signs of life. She looked to her left, seeing only the end of the hallway. When she looked to her right, there was only the stretch lea
Clocks- CLockTowerBones BrittleClocks- CLockTower5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Each time the clock Tics
Has shaken my crouching stance
Peering at the iced window panes
of the towers gloomy Creak
Skeletal Fingers strum the frost bitten windows
Glowing eyes stare
Pointed teeth with that snare
soft breathing heart
With of a scowl of despair
He Clenches his claws in the air
howling a menacing roar
through the cold air
Again he is alone
the table of clocks
Left broken with no repair
Lay his hands
His lifeless eyes stare
Incomplete has left
his heart unprepared
May his Clock Start its ticking again