Okay, that's it.Jinbo71, I'm getting sick of this. I really am. When I block someone, they should go away. But I see that you obviously want my attention, and congratulations you're going to get it. The back story? Ever since I've made my Breadwinners review, he's been going around like a spastic toddler taking whatever means he can to insult me, both directly or indirectly. I wanted to let this guy slide, but, okay a rule of thumb: if I block you and you're still causing me problems, you get this. Let's start here:
He's admitted in the comments that I'm the one he's referring to. He even put a comment on my journal entry saying that I was having a hard time making the breadwinners script because it was so horrible. He linked to an article "Has Breadwinners been a Breadwinner" that I don't care about, saying "look at this and be enlightened" like anyone who didn't realize Breadwinners was God's gift to animation
Random Facts About MeMy favorite movie of all time is not an animated feature; it's Big Fish. My favorite animated film is Castle in the Sky.I am terrified of being upside due to being unexpectedly put on an amusement park ride that goes upside down.Friendship is Magic was not my first experience with My Little Pony. My first experience was My Little Pony: Friendship Gardens which I played as a kid. No, I don't remember why.My favorite food is fettuccine Alfredo.My favorite character of all time is probably House MD, although I tend to enjoy most antiheros, or people who have to go around the law to do good.The video game that scares me the most? Alter Ego http://www.playalterego.com/ It simultaneously gives me good life advice, while making me more confused about life. And the more times you play through it, the more things seem to become meaningless.My favorite musical genre is whatever the hell genre Forever Young by Alphaville isP.S. I hateRandom Facts About Me8 months ago in Personal More Like This
Whatever Happened to SpongebobNo I'm not talking about that episode; I'm talking about the show. I'm genuinely curious as to what happened to the Nicktoon Spongebob Squarepants over the past ten years. It went from a charming and funny show to one of the most mean-spirited, disgusting, and perverse shows that currently exists. Rebeltaxi99, a popular cartoon reviewer always says that people are complaining that the new episodes aren't as good. That's not true. The episodes are HORRIBLE. They have ranged from annoying to vile to cruel. A drop in quality would mean that we've gone from shining stars to plain mediocrity. Instead we've gone from episodes about selling chocolate bars door-to-door to episodes featuring a grotesque infected splinter and episodes making fun of suicide. I need to know how this happened, how it was allowed to happen, and more importantly--could this happen again?Whatever Happened to Spongebob10 months ago in Personal More Like This
Now, let's get the facts out of the way. From the very beginning, Spongebob was Nickelodeon's most popular show. It got
Other movie Animated AtrocitiesWith Cars 2 coming along for review, I thought I'd list some of the other movie Animated Atrocities I'd be doing. I'll note right now that I don't do movies that people like the Nostalgia Critic have already done, and Food Fight was done by JonTron too. I might make an exception for Quest for Camelot though, for my own reasons.Other movie Animated Atrocities9 months ago in Personal More Like This
First, the patreon milestones:
Mars Needs MomsShark TaleAtlantis IIHome on the Range
A Fox' Tale (Kis Vuk), has the same rating as Titanic: The Legend Goes On and Foodfight!Walking with Dinosaurs: A much better candidate than the Disney movie Dinosaur, and it won't piss off the people who actually like that movie.Fly Me to the MoonHappily N'Ever AfterThe Nut JobHoodwinked! Two: Cheapquels give me plenty of fodder, but I probably won't be able to get through all of them until I'm 50. There are 12 sequels to The Land Before
Incoherent ramblings of meApparently they’re having a new game show that involves internet trivia (Web Heads). I can imagine it now.Incoherent ramblings of me8 months ago in Personal More Like This
"This comedian was once the most popular channel on YouTube until we gave him a show and a movie that killed his relevance."
"This is an animated short that we randomly found on YouTube and decided to give twenty full episodes to on the spot."
Gonna be great. Wonder if I'll make an appearance.
In other news, Positively Pink has so little substance that I'm having trouble reviewing it. No seriously, here's the plot. The ponies want to make a surprise party for Pinkie Pie. One of them takes her on a scavenger hunt, and when she gets back the party goes exactly as planned. How do I... how do I even make fun of that?
I watched I'm With Stupid. Yup, it's an Animated Atrocity. 25/100 points.
I bought The Lion King DVD. I've seen the movie before, but it was on a VHS tape that I no longer own.
I set some things into play that will make themselves appa
Mr. Enter and the Old ManMr. Enter and the Old Man8 months ago in Other More Like This
Old guy: There you are. What are you doing out here?
Mr. Enter: Just thinking.
Old guy: Something on your mind?
Mr. Enter: You tell me. You keep popping up knowing what I've done and what I'm about to do. It's actually starting to creep me out to be honest.
Old guy: Do you regret what you did?
Mr. Enter: Honestly, it's too soon to tell.
Old guy: Could you have done better?
Mr. Enter: ...... I don't know.
Old Guy: Sometimes we have to choose between what's right and what's easy.
Mr. Enter: This wasn't one of those times. It's hard to just sit there and shut up especially when things only get worse.
Old Guy: ....
Mr. Enter: They're better than this, all of them. I know that they have been and I know that they can be again.
Old Guy: That isn't exactly what you said.
Mr. Enter: I'm not here to flatter people. I don't need to be liked; I need to be listened to.
Old Guy: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Perhaps coming through a little less abrassive would get better results
My Most Important Rule herehere on DeviantArt, I have a couple of rules, but my most important rule, and oddly enough, the one that's broken the most often is "Do Not Relay Messages from someone who has been blocked." Let me make an addendum to that. Don't even mention them here. Don't ask why they were blocked, don't tell me about them ranting and raving on some site I've never heard of, don't tell me of their journal post shit-talking me here on DeviantArt. I don't know why this is so hard to follow. If someone asks to be unblocked by me, just say no. Trust me, it'll get you involved in something that you don't want to be involved in.My Most Important Rule here4 months ago in Personal More Like This
But to be fair, I'll be clear as possible. I'm not going to give out any names. Trust me, they're determined bastards and they can give out their own information. Let's start with the guy who wanted me to say the N-word in my videos. The racist n-word. I just ignored his nonsense for the longest time, which I usually do. At first&
Looking for candidates.So, I've been wanting to branch out to various other shows for Animated Atrocities in particular. Why? I don't know, freshen things up I guess. I mean, Spongebob, Family Guy, and G3 MLP will give me plenty to talk about for years to come, but I want to keep things varied and interesting. And remember that each show usually has at least one dud. I mean, Ed, Edd N Eddy was my second favorite Cartoon Cartoon, but even I'll admit that it had three duds (If It Smells Like an Ed; Your Ed Here; Sorry Wrong Ed). Also, I recently watched that top 10 most hated Disney cartoons in which Watchmojo proved themselves stupid by including Gravity Falls a show that I've heard nothing but good things about and insinuating that they didn't like it through their intro, and it reminded me of some shows that I really want to tackle, but I need good examples of them. So, let's see what I've done, what I know I'm going to talk about, and what I still need an example of.Looking for candidates.7 months ago in Personal More Like This
One Bad Apple's Bullying PortrayalAlright, this seems to be one of the essays that you guys wanted to see most, along with the Dragon Quest one. So, why not make it essays on all of the MLP episodes that I don't like, specifically regarding to why I don't like them. And yes, Why I Hate Putting Your Hoof Down will count towards this. I'm going to say this right now. If it wasn't for the song Babs Seed, One Bad Apple would be an animated atrocity. That and the fact that every single bullying episode goes through this route. It's the standard, and that really really bothers me. The standard is bad. The standard is wrong. I don't know how else to put it. I wasn't judging this episode towards "the standard" I was judging it towards a quality standard.One Bad Apple's Bullying Portrayal8 months ago in Personal More Like This
I may have pressed it a little harder because a lot of my hatred towards the episode results around this episode type in general. And yes, I guess I should go through my own experience with bullying. Yes, this episode is insulting tow
Spongebob Animated AtrocitiesSo I went through all of the Spongebob episodes, and marked the ones that I know are bad as animated atrocities. Do you know how many I found? No seriously, guess. 84. And then I went through it again and counted 89. Let me say that these are the ones that I've seen (I'm unfamiliar with most of season 8 and 9). You don't believe me? You seriously don't believe me? Here's a list of all of the animated atrocities that I've counted and a brief reason to why they're an atrocity. I can't believe I'm saying this, but please tell me if there's any that I missed:Spongebob Animated Atrocities1 year ago in Personal More Like This
37B: I'm With Stupid – Patrick's stupidity is flanderized, making him thoroughly unlikeable.
51: Party Pooper Pants – Spongebob is really unlikeable in this particular episode.
55A: The Great Snail Race – Spongebob is exceptionally cruel to Gary in this episode.
64b: Good Neighbors – The episode has Spongebob and Patrick ruin Squidward's day,and punishes him at the end in
Why Over Two Rainbows really pissed me offIn case you missed itWhy Over Two Rainbows really pissed me off4 months ago in Personal More Like This
Hey, I warned you guys that this would be the angriest that I've been, if not ever, at least since Chicken Little. And why is that? I mean, I mean it doesn't do anything that Family Guy would do (give a baby herpes, play with the emotions for a ratings trap, tell abuse victims that they should stay in abusive relationships for the abuser's benefit, etc). Let's start with the fact that this was exceptionally hard to watch in its own right, even for me. I mean the character models are so off that it gives you constant cringe. I mean, this was a whole review where I had a hard time even looking at the screen. The whole time (unlike Ren Seeks Help, which at least had some dull and breather moments. Ren Seeks Help is still worse though).
I won't lie, a lot of anger probably came from reviewing the laziest animation ever made, while working on my own. They didn't try in any area. I'm not even going to bring up the story. But for the animation, I have to wond
Top 11 Worst Family Guy Episodes*That I've seenTop 11 Worst Family Guy Episodes8 months ago in Personal More Like This
So with the ratings trap of Life of Brian I've decided to not only stop reviewing Family Guy episodes, but just being done with Seth MacFarlane's projects altogether. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that he wanted me to keep pelting his show. Because... he made a worse episode. Or someone did, I don't care. So, I'll get back to reviewing Family Guy's atrocities because... my god. I can't just let another SpongeBob run loose. Actually, modern Family Guy is worse than modern SpongeBob. So, here are my top 11 worst Family Guy episodes.
Number 11: Road to the Multiverse
I understand that a lot of people like this episode, and to be fair, it doesn't have a really good concept. It has a fucking amazing concept. What's the problem? No. Research. Done. First alternate universe is extremely advanced because Christianity never happened, despite much of science surviving thanks to Christian monks. And that the Catholic church has always been supporti
Animated Atrocity Score UpdatesSo I've been following my own guidelines and have gone back to update the scores on all of my Animated Atrocity cards. Some have faired better, and some have faired worse, and some of them were unchanged (which won't be put here). Not only are they scores I feel more comfortable with, they're scores that roughly relate to how I feel about them. Here's a general guide to how the scores fall:Animated Atrocity Score Updates1 year ago in Personal More Like This
9-10: A bad episode, but not an atrocity11-19: tolerable20-29: intolerable30-39: unwatchable40-49: unforgiveable50-59: ban-able60 or above: .......
So, here's how they've updated:
Arthur's Big Hit [Arthur]: 32/100 -> 21/100Ball of Revenge [Courage the Cowardly Dog]: 12/100 -> 11/100Battletoads Pilot [Dropped Pilot]: 23/100 -> 20/100Face Freeze! [Spongebob]: 30/100 -> 23/100The Groovenians Pilot [Dropped Pilot]: 42/100 -> 27/100It's a Wishful Life [Fairly Odd Parents]: 23/100 -> 40/100Johnny's Royal Flush [Johnny Test]: 22/100 -> 17/10
So about those note pages...So, you've probably noticed that I didn't put Atrocity note pages in my two previous Animated Atrocities review. Actually it seems that a surprising number of people didn't (or kept quiet about them). I'm actually pretty happy about that because I don't know, they kind of made my videos feel a little more low-budget, like I couldn't be bothered to put actual footage in the synopsis area. But let's not abandon them completely. Recently I stopped taking requests because it got way too out of hand. How about let's play fair. My Atrocity notebook template is now a "request submission." However, if you fill it out wrong I'm just going to disregard it altogether. And a lot of people have sort of filled it out improperly or judged things too harshly. So this is going to a normal guide to how to fill one out (oh and disregard the 1001. I'll make a better one for that).So about those note pages...1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Alright, episode title, show, episode number, writers, and directors can usually be found on imdb.com. If the anim
What I Expect from FiMSo, Dr. Wolf just released a video that you should totally watch if you haven't. I'd link it here if I knew how to link youtube videos without automatically embedding them. And with me being the guy who complains a lot about negativity I suppose I'd say what I expect from Friendship is Magic.What I Expect from FiM8 months ago in Personal More Like This
A coherent story. This is the most important thing for me. A story should know what plot it's trying to tell and know how to do it.Consistent characterization: Characters have to be in-character, although it's not a black-and-white thing. Some actions are debatably "in-character" (see in Pinkie Pie in A Friend in Deed)Some level of entertainment: It's entertainment, it should be entertaining. I'm not expecting the most hilarious or epic thing ever. As long as the story is interesting, or funny, it meets this expectation.A moral that understands itself: This is the only expectation that I apply to Friendship is Magic that I don't apply t
Let's See How Viacom...plays with the copyright system that they helped put into place. For those who don't know, Viacom is the reason that YouTube's copyright system is so jacked. They constantly breathe down YouTube's necks with a lawsuit that they keep trying to renew. They are obviously terrified of piracy. With that being the case then they should fully understand fair use and let this video slid. You know, instead of worrying about harsh criticism and mockery. There is absolutely no way that that could be the case.Let's See How Viacom...9 months ago in Personal More Like This
But seriously, I'm going to fight this one to the end, only because it was blocked worldwide. But for the longest time I have been curious to how Viacom would react to this copyright stuff. I mean, they've been the one fighting for this copyright system; let's see if they're actually willing to use it. No, I didn't do this on purpose; but I was a little bit careless. I just thought that if this
was allowed to stand than a review would be pretty safe. This is probably going to get me st
Spongebob Atrocities - Update 1Alright, so begins my long quest to go through each and every episode of Spongebob to definitively know how many atrocities exist. Since I got a late start I've gone through about 5 episodes and have a had a few surprises.Spongebob Atrocities - Update 111 months ago in Personal More Like This
Enchanted Tiki Dreams: you guys were right, it's a good episode. That ending made everything worthwhile. GOODNew Fish in Town: Predictable plot, stupid ending. ATROCITYThe Abrasive Side: A pretty good plot, actually. GOODPerfect Chemistry: Wow, they put Squidward at the ass of several jokes and made them absolutely hilarious. GOOD.Squid Defense: An insulting ending sours the whole experience. ATROCITY.
Didn't even make a dent in the remaining episodes, but I'm just getting started. Give me suggestions of which episodes I should take a look at first so my battle is more directed. I will continually update each score card every time I see a new episode.
Thoughts on Dan Vs.WHY DIDN'T I WATCH THIS BEFORE!?Thoughts on Dan Vs.8 months ago in Personal More Like This
Okay, so with my latest review Uh Oh, Canada people had pointed me to Dan Vs. Canada. And I liked that episode I decided to watch a bunch of Dan Vs. episodes (I haven't seen all of them yet). So, I like most of the show. Dan is an awesome character and somehow it's cathartic to see him get revenge on whatever mundane thing causes him ire... like a burger joint or... stupidity itself. Not to mention that it's absolutely loaded with comedy, and I'll be sure to talk about the show in more detail later. Oddly enough, Dan Vs. Canada is probably one of my favorite episodes of that show. For one, Dan is never portrayed in the right for wanting revenge on... Canada. And Dan's thoughts of Canada are quite frankly hilarious. It ends with Canada getting overrun with a giant avalanche and yet it's nowhere near as insulting as Uh-Oh, Canada.
And can we talk about that. I've been getting a bunch of comments saying "That's the joke" of Hank being mi
Alright, you wanted it.At the demands of people, I've decided to post all 16 chapters of the novel I found. The novel is unfinished, so I'm warning you that it ends on a cliffhanger. It's also got many heavy themes.Alright, you wanted it.9 months ago in Personal More Like This
Chapter 1: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-1-449806526
Chapter 2: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-2-449846602
Chapter 3: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-3-449868971 (Violence, strong language, trigger territory)
Chapter 4: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-4-449871633 (Violence, trigger territory)
Chapter 5: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-5-449877629 (trigger territory)
Chapter 6: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-6-449879512
Chapter 7: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-7-449882636
Chapter 8: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Little-Cassie-Chapter-8-449885361 (trigger territory)
Chapter 9: ht
1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You DieOkay, first thing's first. You should read this here: http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/1001-Games-You-Must-Play-Before-You-Die-Review-4058399531001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die10 months ago in Personal More Like This
It's my review of a very terrible book: 1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die. I started the 1001 Animations project to sort of fill a "need." There was no book on the subject. There is a book on this subject, but there's still a need to fill if you know what I mean. So let's do it. Contrary to belief, I do think that there are at least 1001 video games that you should play before you die. But, anyway, let's go over the original problems with the book.
Only the UK names were listed. If a game is named different in different reasons, include both names. For example, Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit. If the name is just spelled differently (Zombies ate my Neighbors/Zombies ate my Neighbours), only one is needed. For consistency, I'd prefer using the American spelling. That being said, make sure the titles
Thoughts on the Breadwinners Pilot and NickelodeonSo I decided to watch the YouTube short that Nickelodeon decided to pick up and turn into a cartoon, and I’m going to be blunt—this looks to be one of the worst cartoons that I’ve ever seen in my life [competition: Allen Gregory; Ctrl+Alt+Del]. I’d hate to make this comparison, but it feels like Madballs Gross Jokes was just picked up for a show. It’s definitely trying to attract it’s target audience of 6-11 year old boys in the exact same way; with pandering bullshit.Thoughts on the Breadwinners Pilot and Nickelodeon10 months ago in Personal More Like This
"But it’s just a YouTube short" well, Dusk’s Dawn was better written and better animated. I’m dead fucking serious. Dusk’s Dawn wasn’t trying to shoehorn gross out into every single minute. I’m obviously not in the target demographic, but it’s people who grow up on shit like this that end up going to see things like Epic Movie in earnest. Every joke it tells is either gross out, a pop culture refer
Spongebob Atrocities - Update 2Day 2,Spongebob Atrocities - Update 211 months ago in Personal More Like This
I've begun to wade through the unknown horrors of Season 8 and saw something so heinous that I needed to take a break for at least the rest of the day. I... I didn't know that something like that existed, but other than that episode (the last one on this list), how did we do? Well, I've completed Season 5, just three and a half seasons to go. Here are the episodes.
Grandpappy the Pirate -- some of the very little evidence that Mr. Krabs cares about Pearl, and he recieves consequences for his actions. GOOD.Chum Caverns -- Neither Mr. Krabs or Plankton are anywhere in the right, but Mr. Krabs is more in the right than Plankton. DEBATABLE.Slimy Dancing -- Besides a minor plot hole, it was a pretty funny episode. GOOD.A Friendly Game -- An episode that had potential ends up destroying Squidward's house. ATROCITY.New Digs -- Funny, fairly interesting plot, great ending. GOOD.Mooncation --