Death Battle: Starkiller vs. TouchdownDeath Battle: Starkiller vs. Touchdown1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s settle this debate once and for all.
Gentleman: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
The City of Santa Destroy was seemingly empty of people today. Good thing, too, for one person. The less people were in his way, the sooner he would get to his target: some jackass who had risen to take the number 2 spot.
The person in particular was the No. 1 Assassin of this city, the Crownless King, and the world’s deadliest nerd: Travis Touchdown. His crimson jacket and fiery-orange sunglasses made him unmistakable as he rode through the city on his bike, the Schpeltiger.
Travis ground to a halt just outside of a building, then stepped off his bike. He’d known that the Number One spot would attract challenges, but he just didn’t know it would be this many.
Oh well. What’re you gonna do?
Travis entered the lavish building and stepped into the elevator. Knowing these guys, he’d be