Perverted Meme as Sebastian Michaelis
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1. What age were you when your parents gave you "the talk"?
As a demon I do not have parents
2. Were you named after anyone?
I was named after my master's dog :iconsebastianfacepalmplz:
3. QUICK! Say something perverted?
I rather not :iconsebastian40plz:
4. How far have you gone in your sexual fantasies/role plays?
Quite far :iconsebastian2plz:
5. What was your first REAL PERVERTED (or yaoi) thought?
What it was specifically I can't say but it was when I discovered my master had fallen asleep at his desk
6. Now it's time for some kinky sex! O BOI! Do you get into it, and are you dominant or submissive?
Yes I do. And I'm the quite dominant :iconsebastianluvplz:
7. Gender swap! What happens?
I'm afraid it loses its appeal :iconsebastian8plz:
8. How do you sleep?
I do not require sleep
9. What's something you can never look at in a pe
Lady Hollow ~Chapter 6Lady Hollow ~Chapter 62 years ago in Romance More Like This
It have been a while right now that you had stay silent and Alistair started to freak out. He was used to his loudly talking mistress, so hearing only silence was something he was confused about. He knocked on the door, trying a least to make you talk to him, to say that you were okay. But no answer came from you and he opened the door to see that you were behind your desk, staring at the window. He raised a brow and walked to stand beside you, watching the clouds with a thoughtful look.
- " Lady Hollow...Is everything alright? " asked slowly your butler, keeping his gaze outside.
No answer and that's when you started to cough terribly. You fell on your knees, clutching your neck painfully. Alistair, alarmed, crouched at your height, taking a hold of your waist.
- " Mistress (Y/N)?!!! "
You coughed one more time and blood fell from your mouth to the ground. You started to shake violently and bloody tears cascaded down your cheeks. But you weren't crying, nor did you look sad. In fact,
Lady Hollow ~ Chapter 7Lady Hollow ~ Chapter 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
- " Alistair! Get your fat ass over here! "
The said butler sweatdropped at your yells. Since a few days now, you were obligated by the doctor to stay in bed. But stubborn, you were. In fact, when the doctor announced you this, you nearly kill him on the spot. Poor Dr. Bernard, he was traumatized for the rest of his life.
During your recovery, you became...how could Alistair explain it? A state between irritation and anger would define it. You were throwing tantrums for a good hour already and the poor butler didn't finish his chores in time, bringing on him more of your anger.
- " Lady Hollow, please you must call down! " said Alistair desperately, entering your bedroom.
Watching through the window, you turned around to shot a look which clearly say: ``Speak again, and I shall cut your balls ". Alistair gulped before approaching the bed, frowning deeply when he saw the trail of blood on the black sheets. Your state was starting to get worst and he didn't understand the reason why.
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The old man was staring at you in a way that made you chuckle. If looks could kill would be a great expression right now. He abruptly stand up, taking an object on his desk before swinging it to your head. Sebastian quickly rushed to you, grabbing the object from hitting you. You smirked darkly, crossing your leg over the other.
- " WHO TELL YOU THAT?! " he snarled loudly at you, his face red like a fire in a chimney.
- " My, my...Why are you so...``pissed`` by that? " you said. " You didn't answer my question, Russell... "
He growled before sitting back in his chair.
- " My...wife; she once told me this story....She was always obsessive on this fairy tale! Telling me that it was a true legend and all the most strange things she could say! Sometime, I used to think that she was insane..." Lord Russell muttered.
- " And what are those things, may I ask? " asked Sebastian, a brow raised.
- " Well, you all know the legend right? A knight without a head on a horse pitch black, breathing th
Lady Hollow ~ Chapter 3Lady Hollow ~ Chapter 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your were staring at nothing, well people would say that. After all, you were ``blind``. You sighed before putting the mask down on your table just next to your armchair. You put a hand on the black blindfold, caressing it. You heard a knock at the door.
- " Enter " you said loudly.
- " Good morning, Mistress... " said the voice of your butler.
Alistair entered slowly your room, a tea set in his hands. He put down on the long table in the middle of the room. You stood up, careful to hit nothing and made your way toward a seat. Alistair purred down the tea and gave you the cup, which you sipped in silence.
- " What do we have for today? " you asked, not wanting to hear the answer.
- " Well, you remember that we have the visit of Sir William Head.... "
You snickered at the lord's name. Sometime, people have strange name. You put the cup down, raising a brow.
- " He is an investigator...right? "
- " Yes...After the murders, they asked him to take part of this investigation and it se
Lady Hollow ~ Chapter 10Lady Hollow ~ Chapter 102 years ago in Romance More Like This
- " MISS HOLLOW, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!! " yelled Alistair, running for his dear life downstairs.
Why? The reason was simple: you were going to strangle him, slowly, and painfully. Not so long ago, somewhere this morning, Alistair had, accidentally, burned your favorite bedsheets while washing it. How? He couldn't explain cause the second you entered your room and saw the black spots on your dear bed cover, you had immediately summoned your death scythe and charged the poor butler.
- " Don't worry, Alistair...I will make sure that your head isn't on your shoulders anymore! " you screamed at him.
- " I TOLD YOU, LADY HOLLOW, I'M SORRY! "
- " You do know that it won't work?! "
- " A MAN CAN ALWAYS TRY! "
Sipping silently (and calmly) your tea, you watched your injured butler by the corner of your eyes. You finally caught him, who was hiding in his closet. W
Lady Hollow~ Chapter 8Lady Hollow~ Chapter 82 years ago in Romance More Like This
A young girl was playing in her beautiful garden, not caring if her dress was getting caught in the mud and grass. She was a happy, for once. Kneeling down near an exotic flower, she felt the air freezing by itself. Shuddering a little, she kept playing with her beautiful flower, in her beautiful garden. A dark shadow lowered above her, casting a hideous form on the ground. She turned around and blinked slowly at the figure in front of her.
- " Hello Ma'am, can I ask the reason why you are in my garden? " asked the girl with a soft childish voice and the cloaked woman stared at her with cold eyes.
- " Are you not afraid, girl? " she said, her features turning into a dark scowl.
The girl was confused. Then, she felt a small pain in her back and she stared back to see a dangerous, giant scythe encircling her. The skulls, breathing a wild fire, scared her more than the woman cloaked in darkness.
- " Tell me, girl, are you afraid of monsters? " said the young woman, still aiming
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The sky was a deep onyx black dotted with white glowing speckles that illuminated the gardens below in a soft light. Sitting on your bed you glanced out the big elegant windows that let in a slight draft making you shiver from the cold. It was late at night and you just couldn’t sleep tonight so you gazed out upon the many stars that danced in the light of the full moon.
Hearing the sound of the door knob turning you turned around quickly to see a set of red eyes peering in at you from behind the door. Sighing softly you beckoned for Sebastian to enter, with the opening of the door a gust of frigid air leaked in slithering its way under your skin. Shivering you wrapped the covers of the bed tight around your shoulders. “What is so important that you had to come in now Sebastian?”
Sebastian stepped out of the shadow ca
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It was a quiet day around the manor, to put it simply, it was to quiet. Sitting outside in the garden you held a glass of hot tea feeling the breeze gently intertwine with your hair. Ciel sat across from you with a newspaper in his hands; he didn’t even bat an eye lash towards you. Sebastian stood behind his master with a pitcher of tea on a cart and a variety of treats as well.
Not being able to stand to silence you placed your cup down and began to walk back towards the manor. That was when you heard the rustle of the printed page alerting you that Ciel stirred from his state of hibernation. Not bothering to turn around you entered the manor and headed up towards your room where you plopped down on your bed and picked up a book that you took from the library.
You were about half way through the book when you felt a strange pres
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It was a peaceful night in the middle of summer; the crickets chirped their musical melody and the water from the fountain out front could be heard. After going to sleep at an odd hour you awoke in the middle of the night and lay in your bed looking up at the ceiling.
Feeling an itch in your throat you get up and out of your bed only in your night gown and start to creep down to the kitchen. Rounding the corner you notice that the light is on and decide to hide behind the doorway and look in to see who was up this late. Looking around you see Sebastian, he had no tail coat on so it was down to his white button up shirt. He had his gloves where also off reviling a strange tattoo and his painted nails.
‘What is Sebastian doing up this late and what is up with his hands?’ You look around the kitchen to see piles of todays’ eating utensils waiting to be put away or washe
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Snuggled up to a warm forum I slept contently though the night at this stranger’s home. It had been a hard night after losing my mother but for some reason I didn’t feel that upset over it now. I was never close to mother. She always left me in the care of my older sister after father and big brother passed away. She never knew much about me, my interests, my likes and dislikes; she didn’t even get my age right.
I am Beni Conwell, third child of the now passed Lord Archer Conwell and Lady Cecilia Conwell. I am age eight and I wouldn’t really call myself the perfect image of a ‘proper young lady.’ I never liked to wear the frilly dresses mother forced me to wear or play with the dolls she gave me for my birthday, no. I learned to be an ‘independent young lady’ as father alw
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You stare out the window in your room. Ciel wasn't being rude, you tell yourself frantically, trying not to let yourself be angry a the master. He had every right to do what he did, since he got hurt. He got hurt. It's my fault Sebastian wasn't there, so he had every right to do what he did!
Still, you feel anger and regret dwelling inside of you. "Sebastian!" You scream his name, picking up a pillow and throwing it across the room. It hits a vase that falls over and crashes to the floor. You cringe at the noise, hoping that you didn't disturb anyone. You had two days left to stay at the manor, and you weren't going to doom yourself by angering lord Phantomhive on the last day.
"Well, well. Having trouble, are we?" You look up, and are surprised to see Grell sitting in the windowsill. He looks down at you, smiling, revealing his sharp teeth.
Grell chuckles, stepping into your room and closing the window. He st
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You sit next to Sebastian in the carriage, feeling tense as you lean as close to the window you can. Ciel and his butler are discussing something you frankly know nothing about, and you decide it's best not to get involved anyways.
You space, staring at nothing for what seems like hours. "My lady?" You jump at Sebastian's voice, whipping your head around to look at them.
Ciel blinked. "I admire that look of panic in your eyes when my butler addresses you."
You blush hard and look away.
"Right then," Ciel continues, "no rush my lady, but have you made your decision yet?"
You nod, blowing your hair from in front of your face with a small smile. "I'd love to stay," you tell him happily.
Ciel nods, giving you an emotionless look. "I'll have the servants go get your luggage from your home then?"
Your home? You think about it for a while. You lived in a mansion that you inherited from your parents, much like Ciel did, but you were always
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During the day it was full of possible business partners, as well as servants running around frantically to get the day's jobs finished. However, at night all was silent, save for the occasional sounds coming from the kitchen when Sebastian was usually preparing for the next day. So this particular night would seem to bare no exception; if it were a normal night.
Ciel had retired for the night long ago, and the servants had just finished up their jobs as well. The only one awake in the Phantomhive manor was Sebastian Michaelis, and by looking at the situation he was in, it was clear that he wouldn't be going to sleep any time soon. Not that he really needed it.
Grell's condition hadn't improved, but on the plus-side, it hadn't gotten any worse either. Sebastian had been carefully monitoring the reaper ever since their arrival back at the manor, and he couldn't say whether he would live through it or not. The amount of blood he'
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The birds chirped outside the window as the morning sun tickled your face, it had been a long night and looking at the clock, you saw that you had over slept. Throwing off the bed’s cover, you leapt out of bed feeling your feet landing on the floor with a loud slam. Shuffling over to your mirror you look and see that your [H/L] [H/C] hair was dissolved, releasing a sigh you grab a change of clothes and head towards the wash room.
“That was quite a loud noise for a woman that seems so light on her feet. “ Turning your gaze to the door you saw Sebastian’s head peeking out from behind the door. He had a smirk on his face as he looked over your overall appearance.
With a blush you scramble to cover up the indecent slip of a gown that you wore when in bed. “What are you doing in here; I could have sworn I locked that door before I went to bed last night
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Chapter 6 The Ball
I am currently preparing young master for the ball that Lady Elizabeth impulsively thought earlier for Lady Jessica. “Elizabeth is not listening again. After I told her about how Lady Jessica became my older sister she just decided on her own and said “Let’s give her a small party just us to welcome her!” such a pain” young master sighed.
“Well we haven’t given Lady Jessica a proper welcome party yet, so It’s okay to have it today“ I said.
“A proper welcome huh?” I was thinking the same thing, presenting her to the crowd as the daughter of the late Lord Vincent Phantomhive.” I was doing some final touches to his suit then arranged his hair.
“It will be a good idea young master, after all she’s a Phantomhive it is our duty to introduce her to those of high social status for them to be aware, and it is also your father’s wish that she will be recognized a
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Chapter 4 The Grave
I can’t sleep; I keep rolling on my bed to tire myself but still nothing. I’m still fully awake! I went off my bed then got my robe “ I better go to the garden to kill some time.”
I carefully opened my door then went out of my room, I walked the hallway carefully to minimize any sounds I might make. As I reached outside I quickly went to the garden. “Ang ganda!” I see white roses everywhere It glowed beautifully under the moonlight lit. Then I saw a fountain, there was a girl holding a vase that poured water out of it. I went beside it then stand on the edge of the fountain. I walked around at the edge singing a song
“Take me to your heart
Show me where to start
Let me play the part of your first love
All the stars are bright
Every wish is ours tonight my love.
I moved a wrong step then I fell “Ah!” I was waiting for me to land hard on the ground then I felt someone catch me. I slo
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Lost and Found
(Ronald Knox x Reader x Grell 3)
The coffee-shop was nearly empty. You could tell that Ronald was a bit on edge, but you didn’t know why. His eyes darted back and forth as if searching for someone, and every time someone came in or left, the ring of the bell would make him twist all the way around in his chair and look to see who it was. After three times of this happening, you finally decided to ask him what was wrong.
“N-Nothing!” He assured you with a charming smile. He reached across the table and took your hand in his, causing you to blush slightly. “I’m sorry. I’ve been totally ignoring you. What would you like to talk about?”
“It doesn’t matter to-”
The bell rang a fourth time and the loud click of high-heels echoed through the shop as someone stomped their way towards your table. There was a flash of red as someone pulled you up from your seat.
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*Inside the room*
Ronald: *Looking around* Huh... I wonder where he put Grell?
Undertaker: Beats me...
William: *Banging on the door* LETMEINLETMEINLETMEIN!!!
Ronald: *Opening door* What the hell-
William: *Pushing past him and locking the door* Gasp...Gasp...Gasp... *Collapses on the floor*
Ronald: OMFG, what the heck happened to you?! And why are you dressed as Grell? -__-
William: *Rolling onto his back* I don't want to talk about it...
William: Oh, you got him here. Great. *Looking at Ronald* What happened to you? You have a black eye...
Ronald: I don't want to talk about it...
William: OK then, we don't have time anyway-
Ronald: Just kidding! Of course I do!
*What happened (In the human world)*
Ronald: Yo beautiful~
Ronald: Listen sweet cheeks, recon you could tell me where the nearest dead house is?
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Sebastian: *bows* Yes, my lord. *pulls out notepad*
Ciel: *clears throat* It's out with the old and in with the new. Goodbye pesky servants, hello fresh fondue. A dip into books, a trip to Madame, endless days in the shade, all of Britain according to moi~.
Sebastian: *scribble scribble* That's quite rude, my lord.
Ciel: Excuse me?!
Sebastian: Pardon me.
Ciel: Thank you. Fresh tea from anywhere but there *points to Trancys*.
Sebastian: (I see, I see)
Ciel: Servants like that Indian *points to Agni*
Sebastian: (What about me, my lord?)
Ciel: Towels not covered in nosebleed
Sebastian: (I wonder how they were always bloody...)
Ciel: And turkey not charcoaled aga-i-a-i-ain. We're going to relax and renew.
Sebastian: (Oh, how thoughtful!)
Ciel: Get. Back. To work!
Ciel: I want fabulous, that is my simple request!
Sebastian: (Fabulous what?)
Ciel: All things fabulous, bigger and better and best.
Sebastian: (... Alright
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In exchange for what he called 'the gift of true laughter.'
(Name) shuddered, he was one creepy guy, at least (Name) knew not to eat his biscuits anymore, now that she knew what was in them.
The door to the impressive mansion opened and revealed many mortals crammed in a stuffy room together.
Someone checked Her Invitation and let her in, (Name) smirked, 'this was too easy' she thought.
She didn't know that from the top of the stairwell she was being watched, by a butler with red eyes.
(Name) walked over to the wall by the dance floor hoping that no one would bother her as she scoped out the room.
Unfortunatly for (Name) she had caught someone's attention that night.
"My dear white dove" (Name) heard a man say as she turned to see The viscount Druitt "What is such a beauty like you doing on the wall my dove."
(Name) grimaced on
One Hell of a tutor Ch.3Ciel woke up the next morning and it was still dark. Sebastian had not yet come in and open the windows. He tried to fall back asleep, but him mind strayed from his intentions and wandered onto his butler. His amazing, gorgeous, skilled... Damn! He was doing it again!One Hell of a tutor Ch.35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The door knocked and he closed his eyes, pretending to be asleep. "Bocchan?" Sebastian's voice whispered from somewhere in the darkness. He remained to be feign slumber when Sebastian's gloved hands were on his waist and shoulder. "Wake up, Young Master..." he said, his voice silky and bewitching. So very close to his neck...
Ciel sill faked being asleep, but his cheeks reddened a bit. Sebastian leaned closer, a slight smirk tugging at his lips. "Maybe now I can steal his soul..."
Ciel whipped over and glared at his butler, who was gleaming triumphantly. "Are you awake, Bocchan?" Ciel realized that little