101 Ways To Annoy 2D101 Ways To Annoy 2D6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
101 Ways to annoy 2D
1. Ask him constantly where his eyes are. If he replys, keep asking.
2. Make fun of his teeth and the way he talks.
3. When he is in a room run in with a blue wig on and start singing (horibbly) and yell "Hey 2D guess who i am!" (extra points if the whole bands there.)
4. follow him constantly and ask him when hes gonna bang murdoc.
5. Poke the holes where his eyes are repeatedly and keep asking if thats where he keeps his drugs.
6. Make fun of his height.
7. Make a sign that says "I kissed Murdoc and I liked it" and stick it to his back.
8. Tell Noodle that 2D told you to tell her that he wants to take her virginity.
9. Draw fanart of 2D and Murdoc making out and stick them all over the place.
10.Drool and nibble on his neck.
11.Keep telling him that he wishes he had a three-some with Paula and Murdoc.
12.Sit beside him and start whispering gibberish into his ear and ask him not to tell anyone.
13.Scream "Tazar Yoot" into his ear while hes trying to sleep.
Depression - What It Is InsideTrapped and enclosed,Depression - What It Is Inside1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
It can't be exposed.
It knows all we're taught,
and contradicts every word.
We become it's biggest addict.
It has no faith.
It has no love.
It comes too late into the age,
And chokes all who feel it hang,
To evict us from our home.
Without a fault.
Without a soul.
It's nothing we should know.
Guilty of sitting alone,
Unworthy of what others deserve.
No need for fears,
No need to pretend.
Only a desire to disappear.
Don't reach for the brightest hand,
Just crawl away.
This idea of none,
To some a magicians hoax.
Without a friend for fun,
The thought will never come,
To those who never know.
It forever persists,
It will never leave.
While we can't be saved,
And with nothing to be,
At our core we're not gone.
EulogyThe EulogyEulogy1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
We’re gathered here to mourn the loss
Of our beloved friend.
Because his life meant much to us,
Our grief shall have no end.
He led a quiet, useful youth,
And helped both Dad and Mum.
He followed all the county rules,
And never broke a one.
He married young, made many friends,
And kids he raised a-plenty;
'Twas no small feat to feed them all
(You see, his wife had twenty)
He had a fairly honest job:
A gatherer, they say.
He cleaned the streets when others left,
And spurned the light of day.
He suffered sudden, vicious death:
A dreadful end to life.
His murd’ress was a kitchen maid,
His bane a kitchen knife.
His young wife now is left bereft,
A dozen mouths to feed.
What kind of murd’ress is so cruel
To work such heartless deed?
We’ve laid him in his coffin-box.
We all mourn unrestrained.
His body’s gone for evermore,
And just a shell’s remained.
Because his life meant much to us,
Our grief shall have no end.
We’re gathered her
Never insult someone's musicNever insult someone's music,Never insult someone's music6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Don't tell them it is shit.
Lyrics and bass lines
That mean nothing to you
Could have saved them
It seems silly,
I mean how could music really,
Save a life?
It's the moment where you feel so alone.
When you're at home,
In your room
Surrounded by your thoughts.
All you have is the song playing
Off the CD you just bought.
The sound surrounds you
As you feel there is nothing else you can do,
And in that moment
When you feel you want to collapse.
You want to relapse
Then there is that noise,
The vocalist singing you words,
That tell you the world
Making the rhythm of your heart
As the bass and the guitars
Just fuel your flames
You will not end today.
As the band plays
And you sing along
You fall in love with something again
And you begin
To feel something more than pain
It s the feeling of music
Pumping life through your veins.
The prostituteWhore,The prostitute6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
is what women call her.
is what men call her.
But she needs money,
anyway she can get it.
For her family,
she will do anything.
Wearing demeaning clothes,
she doesn't care.
What others think,
heals with fish nets.
with bright red lipstick.
She hates herself,
but she has to do it.
she puts up with it.
she will do it.
There is always a price;
no matter how vulgar.
Feeling no emotions,
just like a sex doll.
Nasty men touch her,
no normal man will want her.
Her dreams shattered,
is the only thing from stopping her.
She has thought of it,
but she can't.
Just wanting to be free,
even a prostitute can dream.
Let Me Drown In My FantasyLet me drown in my fantasy; in my stories and shows, the nonexistent worlds that hold so many wonders that I would die before I could see them all.Let Me Drown In My Fantasy7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Let me explode into fireworks,
be eaten by dragons,
be ran over by flying trains,
be stabbed by a whistling dagger.
Let me be whipped until I bleed out,
be raced by monsters with sharp claws and sharper teeth,
be tortured by those with no minds,
be a casualty in a war I never knew of.
Let me soar in my fantasy; in my stories and shows, the nonexistent worlds that hold so many wonders that I would live every single day with a new adventure.
Let me ride upon the back of a graceful creature,
walk upside down yet still be on the ground,
roar like Earth's lion in the heat of battle,
blow away my enemies with magical spells.
Let me learn to wield a sword,
watch as friends gather around a fire,
feel a love so sweet yet so painful,
finally be my own heroine.
So let me drown, let me soar; let me do all those things because there is no way you can st
Wisdom, Sorrow Chapter 1Assassin's Creed - Post Game AltairWisdom, Sorrow Chapter 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I've never seen anything like it," Malik said, his voice tinged with awe as he stared at the apparition cast by the Piece of Eden. Though he'd retrieved it for Al Mualim, he'd never seen what the treasure was capable of. "Altair what is it?
Its a curse. A weapon of lies and deception.
Will you destroy it, then?
He didnt answer. The biblical passage that Al Mualim had recited as he died still rang in his mind. For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow. There was much truth in the words, he reflected, though it seemed an odd thing for Al Mualim to have on his lips as he passed on to whatever heaven or hell awaited him.
His first impulse had been to crush the thing with the broad side of his sword, but something stayed his hand, even as he heard Al Mualim taunting him. The thought had struck him that there may something he could learn from
How Could I Be So Blind?Creon, king of Thebes was I, great in strength and might;How Could I Be So Blind?9 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I ruled with iron fist and knew my word was always right.
I brooked no insurrection, neither disrespect at all,
And those who dared to disobey would surely, quickly fall.
My flaw: my pride,
Built up inside,
Ingrained within my soul.
Antigone, for burying her brother’s lifeless form,
Was dragged to face my judgment yet she glared at me in scorn.
Not only would she cross me but she'd vaunt it to my face!
I’d lost: hers was the triumph if I let her leave the place.
An angered breath--
Her sentence: death
In full and fair disgrace.
But Haemon came; my youngest son came humbly to my side,
To beg of me a pardon for his disrespectful bride.
He spoke with cautious reason, that hurt might yet be healed;
I would not heed a word of it. Her punishment was sealed.
“I say she dies
Before his eyes!”
My pride I would not yield.
Tiresias, the blinded prophet, offered his advice:
“To sin and leave sin unrepair
YouMy breaths will go, but I'll never let go of you,You6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
You're the reason I live, you're the reason I flew,
I flew through my dreams and came to you,
You opened your arms and welcomed me too.
My eyesight will go, but I'll never stop looking at you,
You're the reason I smile, you're the reason I say,
You're the best thing for me, you're my drug for every day,
Life without you, is like the world blocked from the sun ray.
My senses will go, but I'll never stop hugging you,
You're the reason I'm warm, in your arms you cuddle me through,
Through the pain and hardships I had to bare,
Life without you here, is heartless in despair.
My soul will go, but I'll always be with you,
Right beside you, in your life's journey too,
Don't forget me, I have a piece of your heart,
I've attached it to mine, it's been there right from the start.
Makoto X Male!Reader You OkayMakoto X Male!Reader You Okay1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Warning this is an yaoi which means there will be boy x boy if you don't like I advise you not to read.
You were late for school you ran out of the house your alarm clock didn't go off and you couldn't be late for school today. You ran outside it was dark and damp you couldn't really see anything.
You ran as the rain Perice against your skin the rain was really heavy and of course it was a horrible day on your favorite day of the year it was Halloween and you wanted to get to school because this year was the one year you could dress up in couples costume with makoto.
You continued running when you ran across the street you saw some headlights but they weren't slowing down if anything they were speeding up it wasn't long until the car hit you. When the car did hit you you went flying up the car then flipped off the car.
After the crash you couldn't even move you wanted too still get to school but your body wouldn't even budge. You heard people ask you if your okay but you couldn't come
DefokoDefoko5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I come with every package
Just the default voice of the program
Barely used and barely noticed
Living inside of your computer
More voices come to visit
They all get their own songs
Sounding beautifully human
And I just sit and listen
I want to be used
And I want to be special
But I am just the default voice
Sleeping imnside of your computer
I am not even human
Made by digital sounds
Default body, default soul
Default child, yeah that's me
I am sleeping now
Drifting to my land of dreams
carried by the lullabies
The other voices sing to me
One shining dot of hope
That little one you cannot see
My heart will never be default
Default child, come and find me
The Things I Am in Love WithThe sound of the rain as it pours downThe Things I Am in Love With7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
from thunder clouds and
hits my window pane as thunder
and lightning flash
in the background.
The feel of a hardback book
that is full of
thick paper and
written down for my eyes
as it's cradled in the palm of my
The smell from a closing
door of the
down the street, the one that
I am not
to walk to alone.
The sight of a sunrise reflected
off someone, a sight better than
the actual sunrise,
for not only do you get the
you see them
with their own sunrise.
The taste of something
that will forever burn my mouth and
scorch my throat, but I
the fire in my stomach
the lava in my veins
for the feeling is
and whenever I hurry
to soothe my throat, there will
always be one part of me
that wishes for it to
I am in love with these things,
for I will always stop
until the suns comes out,
I finish my story,
I walk back home,
the day begi
Desconocidos (Capitulo 20) ArgChi - MartinxManuelY así era, a lo lejos, la silueta de un hombre apenas intentando levantarse, se veía en medio de sombras, Feliciano intentó volver a tomar valor y seguir caminando, pero estaba paralizado por el miedo, y Manuel apenas si reaccionaba como para decirle algo, el italiano se sentía completamente sobrepasado por la situación, si bien, por dentro sentía un tremendo alivio al saber que no había matado a nadie, también había una parte de su ser que se maldecía por haber dejado con vida a semejante bestia.Desconocidos (Capitulo 20) ArgChi - MartinxManuel2 years ago in Drama More Like This
-Ma… Manu… Andiamo
-Nos va a disparar - Dijo apenas el chileno, observando como el hombre forcejeaba con el arma mientras parecía estar recargándola. El italiano palideció, en su cabeza sólo pudo recordarse corriendo desesperado de aquel mismo sujeto, también recordó, que no estaba seguro de haberlo logrado, sólo que estaba vivo, y que aquella carrera le cost
Unable to loveMy love was pureUnable to love8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I only wanted
But my heart
Because my love
Like a piece of garbage
And now I'm unable
Because the shreds
Of my shattered soul
PROLOGO-Estoy mintiendo baka!- no lo hacía- era una solo una simple broma!- no lo era…-acaso no te das cuenta!? Jajajjajaja -pero al ver tu sola expresión al confesarme…-Oh dios mío! Pero que tarde es! Hajhahaha!-supe tu respuesta…-Me acabo de acordar que debo darle de comer a mi gallina, jajajaja bueno entonces yo me…PROLOGO2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
-Manu… yo…-por favor no lo digas
-lo siento, no puedo escucharte está pasando un avión!! (en voz fuerte y alta)-por favor…
-Yo de verdad…- porque si lo haces yo…
-Oh mierda… la Clo me va a dejar toa la mano pica por no haberle dado de comer…- yo no lograre contenerme y…
-MANU! ESCUCHAME! Yo de verdad lo lamento pero…- Martin...para, o si no…
-Martin que estay diciendo….a-a que te refieres? Hahaa - yo…
-Manu… a mí ya me gusta algui
For You, IMCR Dayfor the kids with colored hairFor You, IMCR Day4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
for the kids with tattoos
for the kids with dreams
for the kids who dedicate themselves to music
for the misfits
for the lonley
for the business casual
for the moms
for the dads
for the brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles
for the ones who get harassed
for the ones that don't want to wear black forever
for the ones that bleed black and cry during classes
for the ones that write on their arms
for the ones that draw on thier math homework
for the chipmunck lovers
for the unicorn lover
for the dog lovers
for the cat lovers
for those with imagination
for those with humor
for those with crafty tendencises
for those who hurt
for those who don't
for those in divorce
for those in a broken home
for those in a prefect home
for the one stuck on the bottom bunk
for the one who won the top bunk
for the ones in summer school
for those who are gone
for those who mourn
for those who love
for those with out love
we gather in concert halls
and in the middle of malls
we hold ou
Prologue-Le Bapteme de SangLe Baptême de SangPrologue-Le Bapteme de Sang1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Constantinople, 970 après Jésus-Christ.
Dans le quartier situé près du port, une femme se trouvait dans une demeure de marbre blanc. La pièce où elle se tenait avait une vue sur la mer. Elle posait un regard absent sur les flots, caressés par la douce clarté lunaire. Une longue tunique de couleur grenat, ornée de fleurs dorées, habillait son corps d’albâtre. La femme détourna sa tête, auréolée d’une chevelure ébène, de ce spectacle, lorsqu’une jouvencelle entra dans l’alcôve, portant un plateau en argent. La jeune fille se mit à genoux devant l’occupante de la pièce et lui présenta le plateau, sur lequel reposait une coupe finement ciselée.
« Capitaine-Sénéchale Ipras, voici votre sang. Vous le désiriez avant l’audience.
La servante poss
Una historia juntos - parte sieteSalió de la sala de urgencias tras pasársele el mareo y hablar con el doctor, todo era tan confuso en su mente, le dolía el cuerpo también por la caída que había provocado el desmayo, mas eso no importaba tanto, lo que realmente importaba ahora era ¿Qué rayos le pasaba? , se fue caminando por el pasillo de la sala de urgencias, hasta salir y ver a un argentino paseándose de lado a lado nervioso tomándose la frente y la cintura mientras caminaba – ¿Martín? –Una historia juntos - parte siete2 years ago in Romance More Like This
-¡Manu, amor! ¿Qué pasó che? ¿Amor estas bien?, ¿qué te dijo el doctor?, decime que estas sano, decime que no te morirás, que no me dejaras viudo amor-
-Tranquilo weón, tranquilo, si no sé aun que tengo, me dijo que tenía que hacerme unos exámenes para constatar el supuesto diagnóstico, pero no me quiso decir nada hasta que lo
Nobody Wants To Be...Nobody ever wants to beNobody Wants To Be...7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
That person that we sometimes see
The one who always hides their pain
The one who took two seats on the plane
The one that went and lost their mind
The one that always falls behind
The one who threw up during class
The one that always gets picked last
The one who went and tripped and fell
The one who never seems to be well
The one everybody reprimands
The one nobody understands
We've all had our moments
Don't deny what is true
We all know embarrassment
is nothing new
And you are wondering
What's expected from you....
Give compassion, my friend...
....It's all you can do.
Encadenados (UKxChile/ArgxChile-Mpreg) Cap. 3Se giró suavemente, caminando con lentitud hasta colocarse al lado del muchacho. Se sentó en la cama, acompañándolo. No comprendía porqué Manuel estaba llorando de esa manera tan burda que hacía que su propio interior se sintiese asqueado. Bufó poniéndose más cerca y levantó la mano para acariciar el hombro frágil del moreno. Arqueó una ceja.Encadenados (UKxChile/ArgxChile-Mpreg) Cap. 32 years ago in Drama More Like This
- Perdón –susurró el otro, sin ser capaz de mirarle a los ojos- Perdón, perdón.
- ¿Por qué estás pidiéndome perdón? ¿Hiciste algo malo de lo que deba enterarme…?
Y Manuel, finalmente, decidió que por el momento, no había mucho que temer. Despacio, con miedo, levantó la vista. Sus ojos cafés rozaron los de Arthur y se encontró con una gran sonrisa confundida.
- ¿Arthur…? ¿Arthur… qué le
Tom's Tears (Tom Hiddleston X-reader)Tom's Tears (Tom Hiddleston X-reader)3 months ago in Romance More Like This
Tom and F/n had been dating about four years. That is a long time, but in the higher realm of celebrities- time is your friend. Over time, Tom and F/n received quite a few nicknames differing in titles. Thomas Hiddleston and F/n L/n- they are Britain’s power couple. The only time they were “dethroned” was when Benedict and Sophie got engaged, and then after the initial shock was over, the crown was placed back on their brows. Tom and F/n met at the Screening Party of War Horse. F/n was a friend of Benedict’s, so it was amazing that they not seen each other around before…They immediately hit it off. F/n was a singer; whilst, Tom was an actor. Both of their careers had them flying around the world constantly, but they were always seen in each other’s arms. Tom was a pure romantic at heart, and it seemed F/n loved every bit of him. For the most part, the relationship was very private, but the paparazzi had found them a few times. It was expected…
SatelliteIt's one of those too-long nights,Satellite3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
where I'm too awake
and you're too honest.
You tell me you have your fix:
leave a constellation on the walls,
your star gazing eyes glazing.
But no, please--
You are more than a meteor.
More than a flash, crash, burn.
It's like the sky is cracked
and the stars are slipping into space.
The pockmarked, indecisive moon
has turned her back on you, as before.
But I am still in orbit.
Maybe if you are drunk enough, you'll lean on me
slur out solar systems of sadness,
stagger down streets through broken nebulae of lights.
Maybe tell me you're sorry; I was right.
But after so many oblivious shooting stars,
somehow I doubt it.
Litt hiti (Little Flame) Chp 2 (Marvel x Reader)Litt hiti (Little Flame) Chp 2 (Marvel x Reader)5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Read description first, pretty please~
Litt hiti (Little Flame)
Picking up the pieces
That night, SH.I.E.L.D had taken __(f/n)__ in and informed her about her past…
They had told her she was no older than a couple of months when she was found in a house fire. The reason they had taken an interest in her in the first place, was because a fireman had stated that the flames didn’t have any effect on her and that she didn’t look quite like a normal baby either: with bright red eyes and hair that seemed to contrast the bright red color of the blazing flames, she was quite the strange little creature.
So they took her in and started testing on her. Soon after they were all done and the little creature had calmed down, her features changed and she looked like an ordinary human child with big piercing __(e/c)__ eyes and thick __(h/c)__ hair.
After what had happened with her adoptive family, S.H.I.E.L.D couldn’t risk putting __(f/n)__ in another home and de