How to Judge a Book by its CoverWhen it comes to the "literature" from the Young Adult section at the library, I think it's gotten to the point that you can indeed judge a book by its cover.How to Judge a Book by its Cover1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Just because something is a book, does not mean that it doesn't make you stupid. Sometimes books can be brain-rotting, even more so than a good old, wholesome cartoon, if I may be so bold.
Today I will show you a guide about how to judge a book by its cover; that way you can conveniently know what books to avoid and which you decide are tolerable.
WARNING!!!!!!!! DO NOT CONFUSE THESE FOR GOOD BOOKS THAT HAVE SOME OF THE SAME TRAITS.
Okay, carry on:
Charlie Jackson is a teenage boy who is off to save the world from an evil foe. He and his best friend: Conveniently-Loyal-Steve, the girl he secretly admires for some unknown reason even though she's a huge jerk: Girls-Have-To-Be-Perfect-And-Tough-Or-Else-It's-Sexist-Jane, set off as an "unlikely" trio on a cliche adventure peppered with mostly sarca
A Cashier's Journal6:13 PM - Hello, little notepad! I'm not sure what I'm doing writing in you. Well really, I shouldn't be. It's just been so slow... Maybe I'm just trying to keep myself sane. Right now I'm pretending I'm writing down vegetable codes.A Cashier's Journal7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
7:04 PM - Whoa, just got a huge amount of customers! It's strange how they tend to show up all at once... For the longest time you're doing nothing but standing there, and then suddenly you're up to your eyeballs in a sea of humanity! ...Well, maybe that phrase doesn't apply to one as short as I am. The people would have to be pretty short, then. Or maybe lying down, and piled up...
7:38 PM - Just got back from my break. I wish I had brought a sandwich today... I'm so hungry, I'm having fantasies of running away to the McDonalds down the street. How sad!!
7:46 PM - My back is dying! I wish I had a chair to sit on, but I guess I'll have to make do with leaning on the counter. Ack!! Someone almost walked away without their milk!
7:54 PM - I still have no ide
Things I Have Learned From Anime1.) There are a million different types of shinigami.Things I Have Learned From Anime3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
2.) It is acceptable for ninjas to dress in headache-inducing bright colors.
3.) People can discuss romances between European countries and not seem weird.
4.) Demons are sexy and make great butlers.
5.) It's totally normal for animals to talk.
6.) The bigger your breasts are, the more ass you kick.
7.) All problems can be solved through card games.
8.) All problems can be solved by making cute animals battle each other.
9.) All hair and eye colors are considered normal.
10.) Cross-dressing is acceptable - and often encouraged.
11.) Gender ambiguity is totally normal.
12.) If you don't have some preternatural ability, you aren't doing it right.
13.) All women are required to own high school uniforms, even if they are too old for high school.
14.) At least three of your classmates are mythical creatures.
15.) It is common for twelve- and thirteen-year-old girls to be curvier than most real-life twenty-five-year-old women.
Ghostball! A day with Wrecking Hurricanes!Ghostball! A day with Wrecking Hurricanes!1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was always a break between seasons; a month of vacation and free-time as they called it, where they weren't forced to have training on their schedule. Although many of course had some form of training, did many take a chance to rest up for the next rough season.
Arda Ea, one of three players in the first-line in Wrecking Hurricanes. Famous for her jumping ability and fighting in the air, had she become a star in the Ghostball world with her team-mates.
Even if she now had her hands dirty as she worked in her garden, humming in German as she with delicate hands took care of the flowers. Many that faced her in the air in a match would probably be surprise to see this docile and social introvert young woman work, on her own quiet little world.
"Hey, Ea, what are you doing?" Being in her own little world hadn't she notice the people on the other side of the hedge. "A-ah? Oh, hey Jezebelle, Mioshi." Ea rubbed her nose without thinking of the dirt that came on it as she stood up
The 10 Rules of Ghostball!The 10 Rules of Ghostball!1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Are you sure this guy is cut to be a coach?" The owner of Wrecking Hurricanes looked at the profile in front of him. The elderly Nakajima Ueda was a quiet and calm man, that now sought a new coach for the team after the previous one quited. "I mean, the team is quite special."
It was truly, with many young and hot-blooded players, as well older vets that have their own views and not easy accept new rules.
"I think he will do well, he have been talent-scout for us the latest eight years, and know our players. He who found Arda Ea and Lufia Lie." The manager Takehime was a wellrounded woman with a happy smile. "I think he will do well."
"I see, I will give this Butoukai Cole a contract for one season to starters, and see what he can do."
Same season did Wrecking Hurricanes win the cup, and under the five years with the new coach have they won the cup 2 times and one second place.
The team was surely growing for each season, and to this success is the Ten Rules of Ghostball that Cole wro
England x Reader : His World is MineEngland x Reader : His World is Mine.England x Reader : His World is Mine3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I changed most/some of the words... I think this is sort of weird.
The number one princess in the whole wide world.
You should know by now, how to please me.
You were in a relationship with Arthur. "What are my orders princess?" He asked.
"First off, you should know when my hair gets cut right down to the inch. Second off, you should bow down when we meet, get it? Third off, whatever I say, I expect four words in reply." you said, then you started to blush. "If you understand, my right hand feels rather empty so you should know what to do. Nothing said should really be selfish I'm sure." 'I only want you to think I'm super-cute truely and genuineley' You thought.
"Ok, I get it." Arthur smiled and held your hand. You blushed like mad.
The number one princess in the whole world.
Remember that, hey~ hey~!
You're not allowed to keep me waiting!
Just who do you think I am?
After a while of strolling down the park, you got
England X Reader - Never Let You GoEngland X Reader Never Let You GoEngland X Reader - Never Let You Go3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Angered and upset at Arthur's choice of his ways, you couldn't help but think about him. You sat on your bed, restless. It was about 12:00 in the morning and all you could possibly think about at that moment was him. Tears fell from your eyes at this frustration, ''did he not love me the way that I loved him? Was I not good enough?'' you asked yourself. You sighed as you thought of the events that had happened that day before.
He took hold of your hands that night. The wind was blistering cold, but you could feel a sort of warmth in his hands. He looked at you gently; on his face was no smile. ''I have something I have to tell you, would you listen to me dear?'' he asked calmly. Pondering a bit about it, you nodded your head. He pointed to the moon and the stars, ''there are many stars in the sky'' he started, ''there are som
Italy X Reader - The Boy with the curlItaly X Reader The boy with the curlItaly X Reader - The Boy with the curl4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
''Veee~'' you remembered him so clearly. He was remembered as 'the boy with the cute curl'.
On a warm day, you were walking through the neighborhoods and came across a slightly taller man (compared to you). His hair was a rich blonde and was slicked back. He had a serious face and walked as though he were in anger. Behind him, you saw cute boy (not that much taller than you were). He smiled really brightly and acted as though he were a child. ''Let's go play football Germany~ Football~'' you thought his voice was really cute. After passing him, you began to walk slower just in case he looks back at you.
As you continued walking, you felt a tap on your shoulder. ''Veee~~'' it was the boy! He smiled brightly at you. ''Hello '' you say smiling with him.
''My name's Felicano Vargas, but you can call me
AmericaxReader: 1234AmericaxReader: 12343 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
AmericaxReader: 1, 2, 3 4
Before we start
This is my first CountryxReader so DON'T BE MEAN!!! And this is based off of the song 1234 by the Plain White T's and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this song! Ireland belongs to animeandmangadrawing, Australia belongs to me, and America and all the other countries belong to Himaruya Hidekaz. K NAO READ!!!
You were on your way to another World Conference meeting with your friends, Ireland and Australia, and they had already left with their boyfriends, England and Germany. So, you were stuck walking there, in the middle of the night, alone, with no one watching you. "Ugh, they are so dead once I get there! Well, it could be worse " As if on cue, it starts raining. "Great!!! Just great!!! Ugh, and I forgot my umbrella. Hey, here comes a car! Maybe they can get me
Germany X Reader - Surprise ValentinesGermany X Reader ValentinesGermany X Reader - Surprise Valentines3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat in your seat anxiously waiting for the right moment to deliver your love letter to Ludwig. For a while now, you've been in love with him. It was nerve wrecking to see him each day and not tell him anything about it. He doesn't seem to really notice your love at all and seems much focused on everything else except for you. You tried to accept the fact that he doesn't like you, but you still couldn't help but tell him anyways. Last night, for a long hour of perfection and imperfection, you've been writing your love letter to him. Now, you thought, all you needed to do was deliver it to him. Valentines Day was coming and you didn't want to miss your chance. Many of your friends had their valentines and you felt that you need not be the only one without one.
''L-ludwig! Can you come here for a minute?'' you called over to him at his
Request: ChinaXReader- Panda-bears and PonytailsChinaXReaderRequest: ChinaXReader- Panda-bears and Ponytails3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pandas and Ponytails
A Short Story Written by Dezie34
A/N: sorry but this is gonna be really short. I promised to put it out today, but my mom has told me that I only have 5 minutes left on the computer to finish it and upload O.O
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. And i don't own you, Mother Russia does.
"Mom I just want to go home!" You complain, and why wouldn't you? Your mother has been dragging you and your younger siblings around the zoo ALL day. You had made the mistake of wearing flip flops along with your usual summer wear, and now your feet were really sore and absolutely covered in blisters.
"I'll take the kids into the gift shop,______" Your mother tells you impatiently, "you can wait out here."
She points towards a bench and you take a seat upon it glumly, resting your back against the glass that beheld a giant panda behind you. You had always liked the zoo, and you remembered when you were you siblings' ages, always wanting to see the animals again although the
Switzerland X Reader: Bullet to the heart 2Okay since I had a bit of a break and time to think I'm ready to get the second part going.Switzerland X Reader: Bullet to the heart 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
" Hold on _____ I'm coming to get you!!! Lilli let go I need to get her shes hurt!" Shouted and angry but also worried Vash trying to pull away from his little sister long enough to go help you. You got up slowly holding your arm and smiled a bit thinking to yourself that you would have to thank Lilli some time when you had the chance. Once you got yourself up you made a mad dash for home until you were in the safe known as home because surprisingly enough neither Lilli or Vash knew where you lived so there wouldn't be any surprise visits.
" O-Ow this hurts like a bitch...both his words and those bullets..." You muttered to yourself and ran your fingers lightly all four of the wounds and winced letting out a small whimper. You didn't like the hospital since they always treated you badly. S
CanadaxReader - Matthew's Maple - Part 2CanadaxReader - Matthew's Maple - Part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Boom! Canada's bumper car hit yours, and you burst out laughing. You swiveled all over the place, trying to bump him, but others around you got in the way. "Alright, Matthew that does it." You kicked it into overdrive, and you charged at him once you had the chance. "Hah!" He started laughing with tears in his eyes, and so did you. You laughed so hard, you felt a twinge of pain in your stomach, and you tried to breathe. You enjoyed every second with Canada, especially in moments like these.
This was probably the 100th time he'd taken you out on a fun date, and you loved the things you two did together. Whether it was romantic, funny, or childish, he always put a smile on your face and joy in your heart.
"Oh Matthew we gotta do this again someday." You were still trying to catch your breath from all the laughing.
"Definitely. I'm glad you liked it. You always look gorgeous when you're happy."
"Oh Matthew! You are just too sweet." You threw yourself on him and gave him and hug
AmericaxReader: 1234 ch.2AmericaxReader: 1234 ch.23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
AmericaxReader: 1, 2, 3 4
Before we start
This is my first CountryxReader so DON'T BE MEAN!!! And this is based off of the song 1234 by the Plain White T's and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this song! Ireland belongs to animeandmangadrawing, North Pole belongs to ForeverWarHeart, Australia belongs to me, and America and all the other countries belong to Himaruya Hidekaz. K NAO READ!!!
"Yo, _____, wake up! Hey! Come on we're here!" The American gently nudged you because; you had apparently fallen asleep halfway there. "Huh? Oh, yeah I'm up," you quietly announced, half asleep. "Dude, we're gonna be late if you don't get your ass out of my car. Come on, dude, the guys are gonna freak!" he squealed. "Alright, alright, I'm coming! Gosh," you say annoyed. You both walk from the car to the meeting room, to see that nobody was there. Exce
TurkeyxReader: Playing Hooky -Pt 3- "How long has this been going on for Cyprus?"TurkeyxReader: Playing Hooky -Pt 3-3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He sighed softly,"About 45 minutes."
Yes, Greece had come over to snatch you back from Turkey. But neither took into consideration how you felt. "I need to break this up, don't I?" The young nation nodded.
Sighing, you stood yourself up form the couch and took a deep breath before yelling,"Both of you STOP!!!" Both nations turned their heads and looked at you. "Look...Greece...it's not that I don't like you...it's just...I-I think I've fallen in love with Turkey and I much rather this than hurt you daily."
Turkey (who was gripping the collar of Greece's white shirt) pushed him away slightly,"Told you so..." You heard this and shot Turkey a darkish look. "Well I did!"
Greece took a few steps closer to you, trying to reason,"C-common ___________...Come home with me." His green eyes held a bit of hurt and confusion. "W-why do you want to be with...with...him." His glare shot daggers towar
Gangster!America X Reader:I don't want to hurt U 3 It was weekend night, Alfred asked you if he can hang out on your house, but it was a goodtiming it's your chance to get tutored by the smartest guy on your school.Gangster!America X Reader:I don't want to hurt U 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"___? yo' there?" he knocked at the door.
"Yeah! wait a sec!"
When you opened the door youu saw him wearing a green hoodie and a dark green hiphop pants and wearing a glasses(his usual glasses).
(On the living room)
"So, why did you come here for? Want to say something?"
"I've quit being a gangster..."
Shoujo Anime ClichesAs an otaku, it may seem strange that I'm writing a rant on Shoujo Anime cliches. But, I am. Why? Because I recognize the fact that even that which I love, isn't perfect.Shoujo Anime Cliches5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I'll stop being all poetic. Rant time!
Cliche #1: The henshins. Not to be confused with hentai. Hecks, no. *shiver* Henshins are those sparkly transformations, where the heroine thrusts some trinket in the air, yells something she thinks is profound, and twirls around in a flurry of sparkles as the magic strips her nekked and then her clothes materialize on her body, one piece at a time. That's not ceepy. At all. Especially since a lot of shoujo is animated by grown men. */endsarcasm* Another annoying thing about these things is the fact that they take for freaking EVER. Especially group transformations. Just once I'd love to see an anime in which all 10 "SPARKLEH KAWAII DEFENDERS!!!!one1!!!!" transform in one big, sparkly henshin of sissiness, and when the henshin ends, WHOOPS! The world has L
VampirePrussiaXReader: Night King PT.1VampirePrussiaXReader: Night King PT.13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter: 1 -Meeting The Night King
Series: Night King
A/N: If you're any of my friends here and you know, that I'm a big Prussia fan . . . . So of course, had to do a Vampire Story on my favorite Albino.
I mean, he practically looks like one . . . and just to let you know, this might be RATED-R, later on, so just bare with it. If you can't handle it, then don't read it. This also might be in chapter parts, depending on how I want to continue or end.
VampirePrussiaXReader: Night King PT.1
A/N: Actually it was originally called: King of The World, but stupid computer wouldn't let it save that way. *curse you computer* so, enjoy anyway! : XD
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It was a very cold night, when you came home from working at your job.
You had been kept extremely busy since most of the staff was short hand
GermanyxReader - Pen Pals - Part 10You and Ludwig drove home with your new born baby girl. You decided to name her ___. Ludwig couldn't stop looking at you and your baby girl in the passenger seat; he was too distracted by you both. He was also extremely happy about the fact that he was going to be a daddy; an actual father to your guys' new baby. He smiled ear to ear, as well as you, trying to drive home as fast and safely as possible. Once you both arrived to the corner of the street you'd lived on, you could see over 10 cars parked around your one house. You knew right off the back who they were, and you could't wait to introduce the baby to the world; every country was there. You both walked up the few steps in front of the door, coos to each other; Ludwig grabbed the knob and slowly opened the door, and as you walked in, you could see everyone around the house, looking at you and the infant in your arms. They all ran up and said hi, giving you careful hugs and meeting the baby. First was Prussia and America.GermanyxReader - Pen Pals - Part 103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
GermanyxReader - Pen Pals - Part 8GermanyxReader - Pen Pals - Part 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
~~~~8 Months Later~~~~
"Alfred! Where's the ice cream and pickles?!"
"I I'm coming!" Alfred was rushing and panicking as he grabbed the food and rushed to you. He had to help take care of you since Ludwig was gone. You were craving the most disgusting foods, but it was natural since you were 7 months pregnant. It was a girl, and you couldn't wait to let Ludwig know.
You and he sent letters every day, like you did when you were Pen Pals, and you were accustomed to the process. You mourned for him, wishing he hadn't been drafted, but you knew it was for a good cause. You ate your pickles and ice cream as Alfred sat there, watching you.
"Is there anything else you need, ___?"
"No not for now." He was kind of grossed out at the fact that you mixed his favorite chocola
GermanyxReader - Pen Pals - Part 7GermanyxReader - Pen Pals - Part 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You woke up next to Ludwig from yet another love-making night. You both were in deep love, and you never wanted to leave him. You went to Greece for your Honey Moon; one of the most romantic locations on earth. Too bad it was your last day there. You held him close to you, feeling his warm, soft skin against yours. The sun rays shined through the big, clear windows on the both of you. You snuggled in his arms.
"Good morning, ___." He barely whispered in your ear, tickling your neck. He gave you tiny kisses around your neck and jaw line.
"Good morning Ludwig. Did I wake you?" You turned your head to face him. He looked so beautiful, so handsome. You turned over on your opposite side to face him.
"Nien." He smiled and kissed your lips. "Your beauty did." Your face grew red as you giggled.
"Oh shut up you're so funny Ludwig." You laughed, lightly nudging his shoulder. He rolled over on top of you, kissing your neck. "Ludwig, stop we need to get ready " You were trying not t
TurkeyxReader: Playing Hooky Looking across the room, Turkey sat in his spot, gritting his teeth and clenching his fists under the table. Today's raving and ranting meant nothing and he barely noticed. The one thing he was concentrated was Greece and that newer nation, _________.TurkeyxReader: Playing Hooky3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Oh how he loathed Greece. He hated every single thing about that man, and _______ just marked another reason. No, it wasn't because he hated her. It was quite the opposite. He thought she was the most beautiful girl in the room (not to mention one of the only ones...). And Greece had her under his arm.
Greece knew in all simplicity that Turkey had something for her for awhile now and he knew he was usually looking towards them, so he decided to make his blood boil in hatred. Maybe Greece should be glad there was a mask hiding his face, otherwise he would see the death glare he was giving.
Unable to take this anymore (seeing as how Greece was now nudging her neck like a cat), he got himself out of the chaos and
Turkey X reader pt 4Turkey X reader pt 44 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
stupidly "well obviously I want to kiss you duh" he said
"o-okay 1 more thing w-what with the m-mask" you asked ""T-THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS" he shouted 'aahh I hit a nerve I see heheheeee now I can use this against him muahaha' you thought just a guard walked in "s-sir" he said "WHAT DO YOU WANT" he said "u-um w-well I-its j-just G-Greece is here" he said sort of really scared "WHAT WHY IS GREECE HERE!!!" he shouted and left the room leaving you and the guard in an awkward silence "s-so um" you said "I should leave" said the guard as he ran out of the room 'now that I'm alone I can try and escape' you thought and then you looked around and found a window 'ah a window I'll climb out of this and run away' you thought you climbed out of the window and ran off "geez I thought he was cute till he kidnapped me god who does that" you said as you were walking in the woods trying to find your way home yes you where lost just then you saw your friend S
ugly beautyyou.ugly beauty5 years ago in Emotional More Like This
now, now, i know what you're thinking.
you're thinking, "what the hell? not really. i'm fat and i've got these weird zits and this isn't meant for me, this is for someone else."
well, shut the hell up and sit the hell down and listen to my words.
you are fucking gorgeous.
yes, you who have askew teeth.
yes, you who are an inch shorter and thirty pounds heavier than average.
yes, you who have oily, oily faces that are impossible to take care of.
yes, you who's hair will never be tamed by a brush.
yes, you who's two feet taller or a foot shorter than average.
yes, you of non-firm abs.
yes, you of below 'average' breast or penis size.
yes, you who's face is covered by thick glass.
yes, you who has brown hair.
yes, you who has black hair.
yes, whatever damn hair color you have.
yes, you who forget to shave your legs every once in a while.
yes, you with 'imperfect' features.