HoroscopesDISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Ronin Warriors, The Onion, or the horoscopes I used for this story.Horoscopes7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hey Hardrock, what are you reading? Dais asked inquisitively as he peeked over Kentos shoulder and the back of the couch.
Kento jumped slightly then chuckled. Its called The Onion. Its a fake newspaper that takes real stories and screws them up on purpose. Its meant to be funny.
Hardrock can read? Sekhmet asked sarcastically as he walked into the room with Ryo and Cye not far behind.
Haha. Very funny, Sekhmet. Kento made a face. Yes I can read, just not very fast.
What are horo-scopes? Dais asked as he pointed to the page that Kento was on.
Well the normal versions of American horoscopes tell what might happen that week, day, or month. In The Onion, American horoscopes are usually just something to laugh at.