Ways to annoy OptimusWays to annoy Optimus PrimeWays to annoy Optimus1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
1. Paint lips on his face mask while he's in recharge.
2. Change the base's alarm to the ferret song.
3. Whenever he comes in the base from a mission say: "He's coming quick, look polish everyone!"
4. Bring a puppy or kitty in the base and make the cutest face you can. "Can we keep it?"
5. Whenever he calls you on the communications link say: "Oh my Primus! The voices are back again!!"
6. Make multiple giant cat suits and make Bumblebee, Smokescreen, and Bulkhead wear them and make them sing: "Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow......"
7. "I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car, I am a superstar and I don't care who you are."
8. Every time he turns around get in trouble with the 'cons.
9. Duct tape yourself to him.
10. Take pictures of all the 'bots and 'cons and post them on the conspiracy website. Wait for Raf to find them. Smile evilly when Raf does.
11. Call him various nicknames: Boss-bot,Big Guy, The Big O, Octopus, Lugnut(The Lugnut),
A Christopher Pike storyStar TrekA Christopher Pike story5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Reach for the Future
Ensign Christopher Pike had a headache which would knock out even a full-grown Edosian Sand Tiger. Through the throbbing pain originating between his temples, he tried to look around, to observe his surroundings.
He faintly remembered how he managed to squeeze himself into an already cramped shuttlecraft, bound to leave the doomed Kelvin. He also remembered the oxygen level starting to drop inside the shuttle: the little craft was designed to house a maximum of twelve people for a period of six hours, not twice the many onboard for... Pike did not remember the duration.
Pike was a smart young man. He didn't have to have a degree in medicine to figure out that he must have fainted after some time. The fact that he was able to come to that conclusion showed him that he didn't suffer any irreversible brain damage. Hell, he was alive! And judging by the pure white surroundings and piercing light, he was in some sort of hospital, or sick bay.
Pike tried to sit
Polaris logs: Tzenkethi War01-02: The returnPolaris logs: Tzenkethi War5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Following the decommissioning of the original Starship Polaris, her crew is scattered along Earth and the Federation. With the mysterious species of the Kzinti engaging in war with the Tzenkethi, Captain Metlesits is tasked with dealing with the situation. He re-assembles the old crew on a new Polaris and head on to Kzinhome.
03: All good wounds
The Polaris arrives at Kzinhome and meets with Chuft Admiral, an old nemesis. Following an incident which leads to the death of a security officer (something which never happened during the mission of the original Polaris), the starship leaves to Tzenketh. Half-way, they meet a vast sublight armada, bound for Kzinhome.
04: We pledge...
The Polaris arrives at Tzenketh where her crew is given audience by the Emperor Risson. After the audience, the crew is torn between whether to support the Tzenkethi or the Kzinti.
The Tzenkethi armada reaches the first Kzinti colonies and deploys numerous nuclear bombs. Wit
Polaris logs: The Romulan plot01: UpstreamPolaris logs: The Romulan plot5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The Polaris is sent on a new mission by First Fleet Command: patrolling the Eastern borders. Arriving at Earth Outpost 10, the crew meets their new direct superior, Commodore Morgenstern, the sole survival of the 2266 Romulan incursion. The Polaris crew must learn that all they knew about space warfare is nothing when it comes to the Romulans.
The Polaris hunts a Romulan cargo transporter with dreadful cargo: hundreds of human corpses.
03: Under the Raptor's wings
The Polaris finds herself on the other side of the Romulan border after an anomalous subspace shockwave. A disabled Romulan Bird of Prey is found with only a handful of survivors. It is soon found out that the subspace shockwave was the result of an experiment gone wrong. The Romulans are developing a singularity engine!
Inside the Neutral Zone, the wreck of an old United Earth Stellar Navy starship is found. During the investigation, the Polaris crew remember the tim
Polaris logs: The Polaris Run01: Loss of innocencePolaris logs: The Polaris Run5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The Polaris is greeted by a Cardassian patrol craft commanded by Gul Kalan. The crew seeks asylum in Cardassian territory now that they are hunted fugitives. Kalan agrees to consult with his superiors on the matters as his ship and the Polaris leave for the nearest supply station. On the journey, the Polaris crew must come to terms with their choice on detonating the sunbomb over Kzinhome.
The Polaris arrives to the Uulan supply station where the crew is met with curiosity by the Cardassians. The xenophobic humans slowly begin to realize that they might live for the rest of their lives among aliens, never going home again.
While repairing the Polaris, a subspace radio message is caught by the ship's sensors. The message tells about the ongoing manhunt conducted by Starfleet in the troubled region between Kzinhome and Tzenketh. A diplomatic party arrives to the Uulan supply station to ensure the crew of the Polaris that they are given as
Polaris: The RebirthThey were all wearing black armbands on the sleeves of their white tunics, all seven of them. They were a helpless little army, some tense, others quivering with tears glistening on their pale faces. They were the pallbearers on a funeral, a funeral of a friend. They were old friends, comrades in arms, survivors of many battles. They were veterans. Now they had to face the final descent of a mutual friend.Polaris: The Rebirth5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The Polaris looked dead in the drydock floating in space. Her pearl-grey hull was marred with a phaser blast too many to evade notice. She also looked old, even with her angular nacelles. Altogether, she was an old war horse without another ride left within her. Or so Starfleet had said. Who cared what her crew said? They were, after all, nothing but a bunch of xenophobic First Fleet people, men and women who would never in a lifetime get proper Starfleet status.
Charlotte Ainsworth was crying openly. She was the youngest member of the motley crew, but she was part of the Polaris fam
Polaris fun factsPolaris Fun FactsPolaris fun facts5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Things you haven't known about the USS Polaris (and you probably never cared about )
1, The keel of the Polaris was laid in 2228 as the third starship of the Pallada class light cruisers, at Óbuda Orbital Yards.
2, Her mission insignia symbolises a star, particularly Earth's north star, the Polaris.
3, She was built to counter the emerging Tholian threat after the Federation has reached the Assembly's borders.
4, She has seen two wars, both against the Kzinti: The Third Man-Kzin War (2267-68) and the Invasion of Cait Crisis (2270).
5, She was present at the Kzinti Invasion of Cait (March 2270), the Liberation of Cait (July 2270) and the Human Invasion of Kzinhome (October 2270, supported by the Federation).
5, Her crew consists of only Humans. This is due to Earth treating the wars with the Kzinti as a traditional inner problem, not a Federation-wide incident.
6, Her senior officers are the following:
- Captain David Metlesits: Descendant of some obscure 21st
TNG Polaris fun factsTNG Polaris fun factsTNG Polaris fun facts5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Before Jean-Luc Picard has ever set foot upon the decks of the Enterprise-D and while a young Benjamin Sisko was chief engineer aboard the USS Okinawa, a crew of ragtag First Fleet officers must learn how to live up to the expectations the name of their starship holds: USS Polaris.
1, The keel of the Polaris was laid in 2355, in the Malmö Orbital Yards, as the fifth Avante class starship.
2, She was built in a time when the Federation was centralized, thus bears no other insignia apart from the basic Starfleet pennant.
3, The ship was built for the defence of the Solar System and was considered a big ship for such a small task.
4, She was present in the Federation-Tzenkethi War, the aftermath of the Wolf 359 crisis and was destroyed during the Borg Supercube crisis of 2380.
5, Like all First Fleet ships, her crew consists of only humans, a notion considered obsolete and chauvinistic in her time.
6: Her senior officers are the following:
- Captain Uriah Noah (
Polaris and the Romulan WarNC Polaris fun factsPolaris and the Romulan War5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
How the Terran adventure started
In the mid-2150's, Earth starships boldly ventured past the boundaries of known space. This created many conflicts in local space, given that many feared the ambitious newcomers. Earth managed to settle interplanetary disputes which lingered on for centuries, signalling a nascent era of peace and prosperity.
Little did Earth know what lied beyond their horizons: an emerging interplanetary superpower, the Romulan Star Empire. The Romulans, enshrouded in mystery and a strong sense of militarism, had their own ideas of broadening their range of interest. At first, it seemed that the conflict will be resolved by the simple way of "finders keepers", that is, the first race to colonize an uninhabited planet has all the rights to claim it to their respective political body.
Unknown to all but only the uppermost level of Vulcan society was the origin of the Romulan people. Those who Terrans called Romulans were called Seheikk'he by the Vulc
Official Bio Lt Briana StormName: Briana StormOfficial Bio Lt Briana Storm6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Affiliation: Terran Empire- Imperial Starfleet
Position: Psi Security Officer/Covert Ops (P8+)
Date of Birth: -Access restricted, Level 10 clearance and above required-
Age: -Access restricted, Level 10 clearance and above required-
Place of Birth: -Access restricted, Level 10 clearance and above required-
Education:-Access restricted, Level 10 clearance and above required-
Marital Status: Single
Physical Appearance: Humanoid-with KiTaran traits (See below)
Height: 5 8
Weight: 120 lbs
Eye Color: Turquoise
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Race: Human/ KiTaran Hybrid
Service Record: Currently serving under Captain Maximillian Forrest on the ISS Enterprise, assigned to security Special Covert Ops. Prior service records -Access restricted, Level 10 clearance and above required-
Commendations: Cochrane Medal of Conquest
Lieutenant Storm is the only survivor of an e
LtCmdr Storm Log 2154.160So where to begin...LtCmdr Storm Log 2154.1606 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
When I came aboard the ISS Enterprise I was surprised at all the other sub-human's on board. For those that don't know, I'm a hybrid; half-human, half-Ki'Taran, bred especially to serve the Empire. I was assigned to be an Interrogation Specialist, that's a nice title for someone with PSI abilities. I was to work under Major Malcolm Reed, I had heard stories about him and didn't know whether to be excited or anticipate the worse. And then I saw something, something he thought he had hid from everyone else.
Naturally my feline curiousity had to seek him out, and then who knew we kind of 'hit it off' and have been somewhat of an item since. I think we balance each other well, and well it's prudent to have someone you can trust on this ship, especially the Head of the MACOs.
Our first mission together was with Commander Archer to go down to Betazed and take control of the situation. The Betazed's had an alliance with the Klingon's and they were also on hand to fight th
Oblivion - A Star Trek storySinking into oblivionOblivion - A Star Trek story7 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
Captain James Tiberius Kirk was having a bad day. He was used to hard decisions of life and death, of war and peace. He knew the immense responsibility that laid upon his shoulders and he knew how great price he had to pay at times and again. Bot now, everything seemed dark, black as the very space his Starship Enterprise was flying through.
Kirk was a starship Captain, some considered him a talented one, some even a hero. For Kirk, now everything mattered not. He was angry, so much that he envied his first officer Spock for his Vulcan nerves. Yes, the Vulcan could always get a grip on himself, but not Kirk. Not after he has heard Admiral Yamamotos message which arrived two hours ago on a top priority subspace channel. According to the message, the Federation could not risk a war with the Klingon Empire under the present conditions. In order to avoid the war, the Federation had to give away the newly discovered border planet Taa-3 to the Klingons, a planet o
Polaris TNG, Season 301: The Trickster, pt. 2Polaris TNG, Season 35 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Trelane tells the Polaris crew that they are part of a grand game between Leah and himself, although the "game" has serious conclusions: the survival or extinction of Humankind. After telling this, Trelane disappears. Captain Noah accuses Leah of using him and his crew as pawns and of why she did not choose a more powerful ship for this role, such as the Enterprise. Leah tells him that the Polaris is not a pawn but the king and that no other ship could fulfil this mission. Before she departs, she tells Noah that she cannot guarantee that the Polaris survives the final confrontation.
02: A mission, a life
Captain Noah calls for his crew on Leah and Trelane and the role of the Polaris in their agenda. He gives all his crewmembers a choice: they can transfer to other ships or stay on the Polaris, the latter meaning that they must face death in the foreseeable future.
03: The Spec Ops
Captain Noah orders the establishment of a Special Operations Team, a group of ex
Why I came to hate Star TrekWhy I came to hate Star TrekWhy I came to hate Star Trek6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
No, this is not about the new movie. When I am writing this, I haven't seen it. This is about You, all you people. You must bloody well know who I am referring to.
When I started to watch Star Trek, all it meant was that the Voyager was on her way home. There was no fucking Enterprise, Federation and all the shit. It was just a cool spaceship with a cool crew. Then I met the other series and I became a Star Trek fan. No, not a Trekkie. Just a guy who enjoys watching Star Trek. Because I DO have a life. I don't like when people call me a Trekkie, the same way I don't like whrn they call me an intellectual. No, I'm a bloody prole who likes to watch Star Trek.
When I started 3D rendering, I chose Trek because I had a .3ds mesh of the Enterprise-E on my HDD. It was not because I was head over heels with Trek. In the meantime, I became engulfed in the artistic value of all the ships. To put it simply, I found them beautiful. Even those old, crappy, campy 60's de
Star Trek XI theoriesHi folks!Star Trek XI theories6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
I came up with two theories regarding the new movie. One deals with the oversized hangar and engineering bays, the other with general aspects on time travel.
First of all: the hangar bay. As I was studying the basic shapes and dimensions of the ship (thanks to the wonderful 3D model of Madman1701A I was granted to convert to 3DS Max format), I got this strange idea that the hangar bay stretches through the whole length of the engineering hull. That is, it stretches from the hangar doors (obviously) to the main deflector assembly. Some parts of it, especially the front end, is interrelated to the engineering units, connected to it via the maze of pipes.
Over the hangar bay lies the engineering bay. It is probably a bit shorter than the hangar bay due to the curved shape of the engineering hull, and is at least three decks tall. It is one large room, without any walls or other separating structures. The warp core pods (by the way, about the pods: I think the pods ARE the real c
Lt Cmdr Storm Log 2154.161continue from previous log...Lt Cmdr Storm Log 2154.1616 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
I later found out that our visitor hadn't only been 'out of time' but from one of those Alternate Universe's as well. At the time I hadn't been privy to the plans that Commander Archer and Major Reed worked out with Captain Forrest, Commander Tucker, and some Orion Slave Girls.
I did find out a short while later when the Major ordered me to sickbay and Dr. Phlox injected me with a hypo, one meant to block my Psi abilities. The Major asked me to try and scan him, I'm not allowed to scan a Terran without their permission or a direct order from a superior. I couldn't hear anything, my abilities were gone. And then the Doctor dropped the other dagger, it hadn't been tested. So there was no way of knowing whether my abilities would return or not. Lovely, huh?
Commander Archer and Major Reed decided it was time to proceed with their planned mission; to go to the other Universe and steal some Intel and other materials, for the good of the Empire, of course. Both
Polaris Gen 3, Season 2Season 2: SecessionPolaris Gen 3, Season 25 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
01: My enemy, my ally
The Polaris is sent to the Wolf system to rendez-vous with a flock of Starfleet vessels en route to Earth. She is intercepted by the USS Mason, captained by the Andorian Kharlin Ruhn. Ruhn beams over the Polaris and asks Ashdown on the proceedings on Earth. Ashdown tells him the proposed secession which Ruhn finds an impossible feat. Ashdown tells him how Earth is slowly succumbing to poverty and hunger, things unheard for centuries, only because of the impossible quotas she must fulfil as a core world. Ruhn, facing a similar situation back on Andoria, understands Ashdown and the Terrans and offers his services between Earth and Starfleet.
02: Chain reaction
While Ruhn is busy negotiating with his superiors on calling back the fleet, the Caitian Space Navy sends two cruisers to meet with the Polaris, asking advice on the proposed Caitian secession. Ashdown, who a few months ago convinced Cait to stay within the Federation, is now astonished. M'