Chips Ahoy!A lonely guy with long curly hair was walking on a bridge one sunny day. A girl with dark leathery skin drove into him with her bike. He fell down and his backpack busted and spilled out with chips.
"Unbelievable!" the girl said.
He called a taxi and drove off. The girl took her bike to Tans For Less. She got a tan so yellow they didn't let her park.
Meanwhile, the man stopped by Subway to get more chips. He got Barbeque Ranch and Nacho Cheese. The cashier asked, "Do you want some Fairview with that?"
The man declined in a confused manner. He made a quick trip to the airport. Apon arrival, he found out that the cashier had followed him.
He said, "What do you want?"
"I want to give you Fairview," the cashier replied.
On the opposite side of town, three fat rabbis were doing a ritual involving stale chips. They touched their toes in great distress. They did some splits and yoga around the chips in a circle. The chips mystically rose into the air.
"Let's go to a party at Kaiser Permanente