Annoying-Hobbit Characters X Reader"Ugh, I'm so bored." You complained.Annoying-Hobbit Characters X Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"We know, (Y/N)." Dwalin said with a roll of the eyes. "That's the 10th time you've said it."
"But I am." You replied. "Really, we've been walking for two days and there's nothing to do."
"Well, find some way to entertain yourself." Dwalin said. "And go bother someone else while you're at it."
"Aw! But Dwalin, I want to walk with you." You said with a playful grin. "Besides, I know that you like me keeping you company."
"Actually, I find you incredibly annoying." He replied. "Leave me alone and go walk with Bofur; I'm sure he'd love to chat with you." You smiled at him and shook your head, indicating that you had no intentions of leaving his side. Dwalin rolled his eyes. "Alright! You can walk with me. But, no talking, understand."
You nodded, giving him a look of mock seriousness. The two of you walked side by side with Dwalin being his usual, frowny face self. You look back at Fili and Kili, who were walking with Bofur not too
Warrior Boot Camp - Dwalin X ReaderWarrior Boot Camp - Dwalin X Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"Rest, all of you. Tomorrow will be an intense day for everyone. If we expect to succeed in our quest, we have to be in shape" said Thorin Oakenshield, whose word is law and no one dares question his authority. He nodded to Dwalin, who returned the nod, as he chose his corner to sleep, always apart from the rest. You began to whisper to Bilbo, who was just as clueless as yourself,
"What exactly does he mean by being in shape?" you asked.
"I have no idea" replied Bilbo equally whispering. "but if all this long walk is not enough of an exercise, then I do not know what it is."
"Indeed, I feel my legs are swelling" you said to Bilbo.
"Lads, it is best if you save your energies by sleeping, instead of talking. Leave your worries aside." said Balin, who overheard the two of you whispering.
You blushed and then asked shyly, "I do not know what a dwarf training is like, should I worry?"
"Not really, you will be fine I promise. Now rest, lass." replied Balin to ease you down.
Hope comes softly-Dwalin X ReaderHope comes softly-Dwalin X Reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Note: This is a sequel to 'For Her', my other Dwalin X Reader. Be warned, this story may cause severe liquidation of the cardiac muscle (melting of the heart).
Dwalin wandered through the halls of Erebor, looking over the familiar walls and images that he had not seen in many years. He remembered it all just the way it was before the dragon attacked, so full of life and warmth; so full of hope.
This was his home. A home that he wasn't sure he would ever see again. But now, here he was, walking through its halls, deep in thought and lost in memory. You'd think that he would feel happy and joyful at finally having returned. But, he didn't. Being back felt strange and somewhat gloomy. Because he knew what the cost was. He knew exactly what it took and what was lost to get them all there.
It had been one month since the Battle of Five Armie
SO FLUFFY!!!-Hobbit Characters X Reader"Oh my goodness! Look at them, they are so cute!" You squealed happily.SO FLUFFY!!!-Hobbit Characters X Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"That they are, lass." Bofur agreed.
"And they're so fluffy, too." Ori said.
"They're so fluffy, I can't even stand it." Fili said.
"They're so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" Kili said. You all agreed with him on that.
"What are you all doing over here?" Thorin asked as he and the others approached you, Fili, Kili, Ori and Bofur who were sitting around in a small group.
"This is what we are doing, uncle." Fili replied. You all move aside to reveal a litter of about a dozen bunny rabbits with their mother, who, surprisingly, was willing to let you play with her babies.
"Aw! How adorable!" Bilbo said, sitting down next to you as you handed him a tiny, fluffy bunny with brown fur.
Some of the other members of the company sat down with you and joined in. Bombur laid himself down on his back to let Bofur put one of the bunnies on his big belly. Bifur was transfixed by a little black and white patchwork bunny and started
I See FireYou are about to fall asleep in his arms when he quietly starts humming a song. After a few seconds, he gently sings, careful not to wake the rest of the company.I See Fire2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Oh misty eye of the mountain below... keep careful watch of my brother's souls... and should the sky be filled with fire and smoke..."
You lay still in his arms as he sings, not wanting to interrupt him. His voice was not like the other dwarves, but smooth, soft, and quiet. Gentle, like his touch.
"...if this is to end in fire, then we should all burn together... watch the flames climb high into the night..."
You carefully shift your position, burying your face in his chest. He pauses.
"Please don't stop." You whisper quietly, looking up at him through tired eyes. Fili smiles, looking down at you. Pulling you into an embrace, he kisses your forehead.
"I thought you were sleeping..."
"I'm sorry love, did my silly singing wake you?"
"It's not silly..."
You turn your face from him, looking towards the cam
Nothing Without You Part 5The company ran through the dense trees, the only light to guide them came from the moon. The silver light helped to pick out tracks in the dirt which kept leading them deeper into the woods. Fili was ahead, the others – even Thorin – had to push themselves to keep up with the young dwarf. A million thoughts raced through his head, terrifying thoughts that sent chills up his spine to even consider. What if they didn’t reach Kili in time? Or what if they didn’t reach him at all? Kili was a good fighter but he couldn’t possibly stand a chance against three Wargs! Fili felt his chest tighten with dread at the prospect of the wargs catching his brother.Nothing Without You Part 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Wait!” Bofur called, coming to a dead stop. Ori almost collided with him, not expecting the dwarf to stop so suddenly. “Here! A warg!” Fili came to a halt and turned to see the others walking cautiously into the shrubbery.
“Careful.” Thorin said, holding up a hand, signallin
You Know You're a Fangirl IfOkay guys, I just want to warn you that this makes fun of fangirls. I don't mean to offend anyone, I am one myself after all. If you're incapable of laughing at yourself, then that's fine, but don't flame me for this. Thanks.You Know You're a Fangirl If7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. You have genuinely cried over a fanfic
2. You refer to characters you love by nicknames. For example, instead of Kakashi you call him Kashi or Uber sexy Jounin who better not die, dammit.
3. You celebrate your favorite characters birthday (bonus points if you have a cake with them on it)
4. You fantasize about your favorite pairing before you go to sleep
5. When you need inspiration for something, you compare it to an anime character. For example, if you have to do fifty lunges, you think Okay, this is no big. Lee could do this easily and so can I!
6. You change your speech patterns to match your character. Like talking more politely if you like Lee, using
BloodstainsI gaze down, looking at the group of first sons which had arrived not so long ago before the gates of Utumno. I, of course, had already seen their appearance and how they looked before, proud and dignified, curious and expectant. However, bound in heavy chains and terrified, within a pitch black room and out of their element, they looked completely different. Pleasant, almost, if that could ever be possible. This… change of their physicality, however, did not have anything to do with the scars that loitered the previously unmarred skin of a few. Not even gracing the complexion of the whole group of elves, just a mere few of them. It was almost beautiful how a few ‘events’ on an individual could have a radical impact on such a many number. I breathed in through the flesh-suit I wore and let a smile grace my lips. I knew exactly what I would do, the thing that would undoubtedly be the best thing to do with my prisoners, further my aims and anger my brother the most. IBloodstains2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Sea LongingThe Sea Longing4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The smoke of Pelargir rose up around our company as the Corsairs of Umbar fled from the fallen men of Dunharrow. We stood silent, staring out at the scene before us.
Suddenly a memory came to me in the form of Galadriel's voice
"...If thou hearest the cry of the gull on the shore,
Thy heart shall rest in the forest no more."
My brow furrowed in confusion; why would such a thought come to me at this time? Moments later I heard a sound unlike any other I had ever even imagined. I froze, even forgetting to breathe for a moment, before turning slowly towards it.
There, on one of the remaining pillars of a past noble's home, sat a bird.
With the sound it had made, my ears were shown an entire new song, one of the sea. I now heard the tides more clearly than before and they pulled me gently closer with each new wave.
I could still taste the same salt in the air, but it now meant something completely new.
I now knew that with the sea I was free.
I was free
Aira-ty Nokta historyAira-ty Nokta history2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
NAME: Aira-ty Nokta
HOME PLANET: Lonagh Wha
HEIGHT: 1.67 meters
WEIGHT: 61 kilograms
SKIN: Pale purple-ish
WEAPON: As padawan a lightsaber with green colored blade
As a mercenary Westar-34 twin blasters and knife. Additional weapons: flame thrower, grenades, poisoned darts, hidden blades, etc.
After the Clone Wars she built a new lightsaber with purple colored blade
SHIP: part owner of the Slave I, and has a modified Swiftwind-class courier, the Sleek Blade.
Aira-ty bornt as the single child of her parents on Lonagh Wha. When she was 4 a Jedi Knight arrived to the planet and recognized the little girl’s force sensitivity and convinced her parents to let her go to the Jedi Temple.
In the Temple despite her best efforts Aira-ty remained strongly emotional and restless, almost unable to meditate but she was skilled at lightsaber fight.
She was very fond of her best friend Sabor Ng'hru, as a teen she even had a
Five Nights At Freddy's (Foxy x OC) Part 9A knock on my door jolted me from my sleep. I slowly sat up, rubbing the sleep from my eyes. My whole body was aching from sleeping on the couch. "Ugh. Note to self. This couch is not for sleeping." I yawned and thought about the strange dream that I had had.Five Nights At Freddy's (Foxy x OC) Part 911 months ago in Romance More Like This
I had been sitting at a Wendy's with my parents and my best friend, Cassie. We had just finished eating. "Hey, you want to go up to the bowling ally?"
"What? Bowling ally?" I questioned.
"Duh! They just installed one on top of Wendy's!" Cassie smiled and rolled her eyes.
My dad smiled too, the corners of his green eyes wrinkling. He was the one that I got my eyes from in the first place. "Yeah. We've all already been. After that, we can all go sacrifice some people at church."
"Oh, I'm so glad that they built that giant bottomless pit in the church. It makes disposing of the bodies that much easier!" My mom seemed excited.
"What?" I was pretty freaked out at this point.
"Oh, dear Alexa, didn't you know?" Some guy I had never s
Obitine week: Day 1 - SecretObitine week: Day 1 - Secret1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
If you are a Jedi and you'll somehow fall in love, there are two ways of solution. You can quit the Order for your love, or resign from love and stay a Jedi. However, Obi-wan Kenobi found a third way. Risky, but yet making it whole even more exciting. He felt like a young padawan again, when he sneaked out of his apartment in the late evening, large hood covering his face. Doing his best to stay unnoticed, he headed to the meeting place. As he expected, she was already waiting for him. Jedi recognized her even though women's outfit was totally different from her usual. He smirked under the hood and came closer.
'It's dangerous for a lady to be here alone' he whispered as he stand inches from her.
Woman turned to him immediately, recognizing his voice.
'Oh, but I'm not alone now' she whispered back with a smile and reached for his lips.
Her scent surrounded him, making him weak. Gods, how he loved her scent! It hypnotized him, so he hardly could wait until they would be in their r
Avengers x Reader Sleepover! pt. 2Avengers (and Loki) x Reader sleepover! pt. 2Avengers x Reader Sleepover! pt. 21 year ago in Humor More Like This
You ran into your room and got changed into your Dalmatian onesie. "Heeheehee this is going to be so much fun!" You squealed in delight. You walked into your bathroom and brushed your teeth, then you put your hair up in a loose, messy bun. You grabbed your duvet, a blanket and a few pillows before exiting your room once again.
Steve and Clint were already in the sitting room when you got there. Clint was wearing a plain t shirt and baggy sweatpants, while Steve was wearing American flag pyjamas. You walked over and sat between Steve and Clint, who were playing a game on Tonys Xbox. " I love your pjs Steve. They're so cute!" Steve blushed at the complement. "Awww, thanks (y/n)." He shyly replied. You watched Steve attempt to play against Clint in some sort of racing game. He was loosing, obviously. Steve still had no idea on how to work modern day technology, even though he's been unfrozen for almost two years now.
"Aw, Clint you know I can'
King!GermanyxPesant!ReaderKing!GermanyxPesant!Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Please don't hurt her!" The Italian cried out, holding his arm out to protect you despite that he was speaking to his best friend and boss at the same time. He was ranting and could barely hear the German silently repeating his name,"I-if she gets the death sentence...y-you'll have to kill me too!"
"Feli, no!" You cried in protest, grabbing onto his protective arm,"I won't let you get dragged into this-!"
"Will both of you shut up und listen!?" The German suddenly roared up, springing out of his seat while doing so, followed in suit by his gentle, kindhearted 'queen'. Walking up in front of you, he laid a hand on the yellow cloth that covered your shoulders before kneeling in front of you and taking your face by the chin,"I'm not going to kill her Feliciano...she doesn't look like a spy."
Your face heated up, him being so close to yours and you wearing the best cloths you have...which would be considered the worst in most Diamond people's closets.
Kaappimorsojen yoSe kaikki alkoi niinkuin aina ennenkin. Yhdessä pienessä hujauksessa Rauski löysi itsensä taas ilmeisesti jostain customista.Kaappimorsojen yo3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
- Joo... mikähän ääsreip customi tää taas on.. varmaan joku sellanen että mä paskon housuun,
Rauski jupisi kulkiessaan eteenpäin. Käytävät olivat heikosti valaistuja.
- Saatana tietenki ne on heikosti valaistuja.. mitäs muutakaan.
Käytävä käytävän perään meidän poloinen Rauskimme hiipi eteenpäin, aivan totaalisen varmana, että pian tapahtuisi jotain. Morso tulisi jostain, tai jotain muuta. Eipä tiennyt Rauski, että pian hän kohtaisi läjittäin morsoja. Oli nimittäin se aika vuodesta, jolloin morsot järjestivät vuotuisen kaapinmaalauskilpailunsa.
Joitakin minuutteja myöhemmin Rauski aivan varmasti kuuli jotain. Morsoja. Aivan varmasti morsoja, siitä ei ollut epäilystä
Gamzee Makara x Reader ~ArE yOu NeXt?~Gamzee Makara x Reader ~ArE yOu NeXt?~3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
If you had to pick any troll to just hate, then you were going to pick Gamzee Makara. You didn't like him one bit. You are a (your zodiac) meaning your troll was (zodiac troll) and it was cool. You were friends with all of the trolls except for Gamzee because you found him as a creep. Besides, you were afraid of clowns.
Today, you had just got to their world when Terezi came up to you. Thinking you were Karkat, she grabbed you by the ear abd yanked it. "Ow! What was that for, Terezi?" The troll's smile turned upside down after realizing it was you. "Sorry 4bout th4t, (y/n). D1d't know 1t w4s you." You sighed and continued on your way. You and Terezi had a nice little chat. Until you came into the lab. Karkat was shouting at everybody giving orders to them. You sighed thinking it was going to be a normal day. Sadly, you were wrong. It was going to be a long day.
Karkat walked over to you and had a chat. You and him had a good relationship, but weren't dating. You kept turning around to
Review - Dawn of the DreadfulsReview - Dawn of the Dreadfuls4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
~Dawn of the Dreadfuls~
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Book 1 (Prequel)
By Steve Hockensmith
~ Amazon ~ Borders ~ Powell's ~
In 19th century England, society dictates that a young lady must be prim and proper. She must know proper etiquette, only speak
Franz Kafka in loveInside the flat chestFranz Kafka in love5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
His heart spun-
How to Hook a ReaderHow to Hook a Reader2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I should note that this article will be primarily concerning YA fiction, as that is what I know most about. You may notice that some of these openings use elements that I cautioned against in an earlier article. Told ‘ya there were bountiful exceptions to writing “rules.”
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C.S. Lewis
“There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.”
This one is just awesome. I adore some subtle humor in a book, and it’s a great way to start out if you’re witty enough. This short and amusing opening line tells us a lot about the character in a very short time. His name also gives an indication that he is not from the land of Narnia, but is probably from England, if this book is to be similar to the ones prior to it in the series. We know something about his age in t
Kidnapped - Chapter 10Chapter 9: Different Path.Kidnapped - Chapter 101 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Kia watched as Obi Wan slept, one breath, two breaths, a small gap.
It was always at these moments Kia held her breath back and lent forward slightly, placing a gentle hand upon the Jedi’s chest to feel his chest still moving allowing her to relax back into the wall.
It was the most peace he had, had within the past few days, no voices passing through his head, no ‘sessions’ with the Count of Serenno which left him dead for the world for a few minutes, but a few minutes in which each time Kia saw that the Jedi were just as human as her.
She’d asked where Serenno was after announcing that they were to arrive there, and she’d watched the Jedi’s face turn pale white.
A planet, he had said, filled with rainforests, mountains and many oceans, poisoned by the Sith, Darth Malgus and the riches of a power hungry Count.
A power hungry Count who had two new slaves to add to his collection, two more for hum