nueve.Die Frage ist jetzt, was ich an einer Frau eigentlich liebe. Soll ich es einmal komplett auflisten, so richtig von A bis Z? Voilà:nueve.9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
a) Die geschwungene Linie, mit der sich die Taille zu den Hüften verbreitet.
b) Die Art, wie sie ein Leben lang das gleiche Herz durch die Welt trägt.
c) Eine Frau besteht aus zirka zwei Quadratmeter Haut (Grössenvergleich: Mein Bett ist 90 cm breit und 1.8 Meter lang, was eine Liegefläche von 1.62 Quadratmetern ergibt. Aus einer Frauenhaut liesse sich daher mühelos ein Bettanzug schneidern – plus passendem Nachttischlampenschirm aus den Abfallstücken).
d) Eine Frau ist etwas, in das man sich so hinein verlieben kann.
e) Diese Augen, die mich so elend machen.
f) Die Hände mit den zehn Fingern drauf.
g) Die Stimme am Telefon.
h) Der Hall ihrer Schritte.
i) Das Echo ihrer Gedanken in meinem Kopf.
j) Der Schmerz und die Traurigkeit – die Sandkörner im Meer des Lebens –, die sich in ihrem Innern zu
It Isn't Wrong...I used your words to form an apologyIt Isn't Wrong...2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Because I didn’t know another way
To make you acknowledge me
But I’m still here, you know
As much as I was a year ago
I’m going in blind and taking shots in the dark
But I’m pulling every word from the bottom of my heart
I’ve had a lot of time to see things straight
You’re someone that I love, that I could never hate
That’s why every time I tried forgetting about you
I couldn’t force myself to do what I had to do
Now I can see your pain, I’m sorry I put you through it
If there was one thing I could change
You know that I would undo it
I don’t want to live, I don’t want to breathe
The reason we’re like this is all because of me
I don’t want you to be yet another closing door
You think I could care less, darling, I couldn’t care more
Take away from this all the evidence you need
I miss you just as much as you say you miss me
I want this forced silence to come to
How My Business WorksHow My Business Works3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My business works because it's actually not a business. And by this I mean I hardly make any money with my pictures. For me photography is not a way to make money but to invest money, and I work several other jobs to be able to pay for my art. I'm a tour guide on waste to energy plants and wastewater treatment facilities, I'm a concierge at the house I'm living, I work as a Photoshop instructor and on weekends I take care of the library of the University.
Sometimes people say to me: I can hardly believe you're not making money with your photos because they are better than the work of many professional photographers.
Of course it's flattering when somebody says something like that even if I don't always agree. But here's the thing: the very reason why I'm able to work on this level is because I don't have to make money with my pictures. If you're a photographer who wants to make a living out of it you are forced to do things differently. You have to focus on what your customers like and
Sofia Vergara TGSofia Vergara TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mitch couldn't believe it, the one day he finally decided to come to the mall to get some clothes, it's packed! He decided to go on in, knowing that if he didn't go in then, then it would be another month before he went back out. Mitch walked through the door and past a few stores, and surprisingly there wasn't but a few people in the stores. Mitch caught a glimpse of himself in one of the glass panes in the front of one store, he looked rather shaggy with his matted blonde hair and raggedy clothes, but that's why he was here. He kept on going through, hoping that those cars were there for somewhere else, and that he could get into Seirots Clothing without much trouble. When Mitch rounded the corner his fears were confirmed, Seirots was full of people. They were like a riot almost and for what reason? As he came closer he realized that the crowd was all women. He looked around, trying to see if the mall had some explanation for this, and it did. Apparently Sofia Vergara was launching h
Christina Hendricks TGChristina Hendricks TG2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jon was hunched over on his couch depressed. Not much had been going right, in fact, nothing had gone right. First his dog ran away, which he never much like, but he missed his company nonetheless. Then his wife left him out of nowhere. She claims there wasn’t another man involved, but Jon knows better. Then, to top it all off, when he went into work the next day he got fired because he was late due to his wife leaving him. So Jon, with nothing going right, sat on his couch just thinking about where he took the wrong turn on his life’s path. He decided to try and get his mind off the whole situation. “MAD MEN MARATHON! CATCH UP WITH THE WHOLE SERIES IN ONE SITTING!” the TV boomed. “Well I guess now’s a better time than ever to get into it…” he trailed off.
Jon watched the show, hours and hours passed. At first he wasn’t really watching it, just sort of background noise, but as time passed he got more and more involved. It was late
Rihanna TGRihanna TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mike hadn't been much of a interesting kid, never had any interesting friends, and didn't do much outside of school. Even when he graduated high school he didn't celebrate. He wanted to be interesting, to have friends, to have fun, but he just never could fit in. He listed to eminem quite a lot, he always wished to be famous, because maybe then he would be fun and wild. His favorite song of eminem's was a collaboration with Rihanna called "Just going to stand there and watch me burn." He then went and listened to numerous Rihanna songs and realized that she was what he wanted to be, only she was a she and he was a he. with that thought, he felt his legs get suddenly itchy, he scratched and scratched but to no prevail. Finally he pulled up his jean leg to have his leg hair fall to the floor and he also realized that his legs seamed much darker and smoother than usual. He felt them and jumped back at the sight of his nails, they were long and black, as he realized this his entire body be
A week with LouiseSchool was over and it was the summer holidays for 6 weeks. Both of my parents we're going away on holiday by themselves leaving me behind. They had arranged for me to stay with my a friend of my mums for the week. My bags were packed and we set off to her house. It was a 30 minute drive before we arrived at the house, I got out of the door and waved goodbye to my parents as they drove off to begin their holiday.A week with Louise2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The very second I saw the car turn around the corner I realised that I left my bag containing all my belongings in the car. I'd of called them to turn around but my phone was also in the bag along with all of my clothes leaving me with nothing but the clothes on my back. I walked upto the door and knocked on. I was greeted by a fairly tall woman in her mid 40's. "Hey I'm Louise you must be Philip". "Yes, it's Phil by the way" I replied. "Well Philip sounds better to me" she responded sharply. And with that I was taken into the house. "This is where you will be staying". I open
Cher Lloyd TGCher Lloyd TG4 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was another boring day. Black clouds overhead, stuck inside my house with nothing to do.
I turned on the radio to try and make things a bit less bleak. It was a good ten minutes before the event. The moment that would change my entire life forever.
The songs on the radio were half decent.
"Good playlist so far," I thought to myself. Then that godforsaken Swagger Jagger came on.
"I had to go and jinx it didn't I. Bloody hell I hate this pathetic excuse for music. How is she even being played on this station, any station in fact. Just because she was on that bloody X-Factor. She didn't even win the damn thing."
But, for some reason unbeknownst to me, I couldn't help but dance to it.
"What the hell am I doing?" I thought as I watched my arms and legs move, unable to control them anymore.
But, as the chorus hit, I suddenly felt an agonising pain in every limb on my body, yet somehow, I continued to dance, getting better with every second. Words also began to flood into my head.
I had to
Can We Just PretendHey...Can We Just Pretend2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Can we just pretend ?
Like we did when we were kids?
I can pretend to be strong
And use these twigs
To build a mansion for you
So large and beautiful
That you'll have everything you need.
I can pretend to be smart
And I'll teach you new things every day
Gently widening you eyes
To the world around you.
I can pretend to be a musician
Your own private concerto
Sing lullabies to you each night
With the few notes I know.
I can pretend to be funny
And have a witty criticism
For all the things you dislike
And sweetly teasing you
Till you gift me with your smile.
I can pretend be wise
Have an answer for all your problem
And advice that never fails.
I can pretend to be a cook
And delicately create
Mudpies for you to eat
As though they were gourmet meals.
I can pretend to be someone I'm not
Someone who's beautiful or amazing or kind
Someone who won't let you down
Someone who won't break your heart
Someone who can give you everything
You could ever want
TG Caption - A Ride On The School Girl's Bus!School TripTG Caption - A Ride On The School Girl's Bus!10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Despite being in Year 9, I always love going on school trips. Whether it's just into town or the other side of the country, the whole deal was my favourite part of school; different activities, missing ordinary days, and most of all the bus journeys there and back.
I would always sit with my 4 mates on the 5 seats at the very back. Drawing on the windows and all that. Most of all, saying what we want without any girls hearing. We can be as dirty as we want whilst the girls are on the other bus. Best part of all!
Today, the year group was going for an over night camp near a river 50 miles away. My friends and I had put up our tent the evening before. We would be doing sailing, kayaking, climbing and all that great stuff.
Before leaving for school, I showered more that usual to make up for the next few days, ate and grabbed my suitcase with everything I needed. I dragged all my stuff for the 15 minutes it took to get to school. I met up with
sechs.Man hört von Schulen in Amerika, dass Kinder mit Schusswaffen zum Unterricht erscheinen. Einen ähnlichen Skandal gab es bei uns nur einmal, aber da hat sich ein Pärchen aus der Neunten geküsst. Es ist zwar nicht genau dasselbe, aber Gegenmassnahmen mussten trotzdem schleunigst ergriffen werden.sechs.1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Die Schulleitung sagte: „Wir haben in der letzten Zeit ähem … beobachtet, dass … ja, dass sich von den älteren Kindern welche … ähem … ja, geküsst haben, und da haben wir uns natürlich gefragt, ja, was hat das für eine Wirkung auf die Kleineren … und vor allem wie können wir sie davor schützen.“
Die Neunteler sind wie Erwachsene, dachte ich als Fünfteler. So gross. Wenn man dann wirklich einmal selber erwachsen wird (nicht, dass mir das passiert wäre) und es läuft einem ein Neunteler über den Weg, denkt man: So klein. Kann der schon zusammengehängt schreiben? Da sie
Katy Perry TGKaty Perry TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Katy Perry TG
Jake was sitting in his room, while he was browsing through the web. It was a rainy day outside and he couldn't do anything outside on a rainy day. Man, something exciting should happen", he thought while he was looking around on Youtube. Nothing new here" He started to scroll down until he reached a video that got his attention Wow... California Gurls, eh? Could watch it, I really like it" He clicked on it and it started to play. Right when the music started, his body began to change. His hair turned blue and grew longer, while the hair on the rest of his body started to vanish, but he didn't notice anything. The changes went on and shaped his body into a much more feminine form, that was the time when he realized that he was changing. Woah, what's happening? My pants are so tight.." He looked down at his body and saw that his chest was pushing outwards. Wow, what the hell?" He jumped up and realized that his whole body had changed No,
A week with Louise Part 2I could hardly look at myself, other than my face you'd of thought I was a sweet innocent little girl. And that was the worst thing of all, the fact that my face still looked like any other boys' made it all the more humiliating. If anyone was to see me like this they'd probably think that I wanted to dress like that because I was a little sissy.A week with Louise Part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gathering all the courage I had I took the decision to go downstairs. Louise was sat in the living room watching TV, "Well don't you look adorable! That dress fits you perfectly". "Do you not have any boy clothes that I could wear? Or anything even alittle less girly?" I responded. "Sorry Philip, the only other clothes are mine which will be far too big for you. The clothes your wearing belong to my niece who sometimes likes to stay here every few weeks". "Could we not go out and buy some? I don't want to be stuck in this stuff all week". "And what exactly is wrong with Abby's choice of clothing? And besides I think it looks beautiful on
My Sister's Lacy Panties TGMy Sister's Lacy PantiesMy Sister's Lacy Panties TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I gave a little cough and slammed the front door shut. The clouds were looming so I was glad to get home from my run before I got drenched. I slid my ear buds off and took a breath. The run was about what I figured but good. There was moment when I passed the nearby woods that I felt rather woozy but I didn't trip or anything.
The house looked different, but nice. Mom and Aunt Elaine must've been working on unpacking more things. Mottled brown boxes guarded the couches but I didn't need to step around them anymore.
I poured out a cup of orange juice from the fridge and sipped as I made my way up the stairs to my room. My sister Allison paused coming down the hall and looked at me.
Her brown eyes had a golden tint from the stray rays through the overhead windows. She looked me over and asked, with a whine, "Where were you?"
I took a big sip of my OJ and told her, "Out for a run. I said before I left. Is mom around?"
Allison gave me a once over and a weird
Christina Hendricks TGChristina Hendricks TG3 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was just a regular evening. Me and my friend were both tired after a long day so we decided to sit down and watch some TV. She suggested this show called Mad Men, which I'd never seen before, but she raved about it so I went along with her and watched it.
I should probably tell you about the two of us. I'm Mitch, just your standard guy. "0 years old, quite skinny with short, blonde hair. My friend is Alexa, a budding actress with long blonde hair.
Personally I didn't think it was that good, not really my thing. However, there was one person in the show who I really didn't like and that was the role played by Christina Hendricks. I made the mistake of telling Alexa this fact. Suddenly I was bombarded with questions.
"How can you not like her? She's probably my favourite actress"
Then came the three words that I would regret for the rest of my life, "She's too fat." The look of sheer anger on her face was something that would be in my nightmares for weeks.
"So you're saying that I'm f
Demigods: Wings: Chapter 1: Meeting an Actual JediThe tiny sphere shook. A figurine mulled to life with wires and joints, bending all over as metal plates slid open. Its tiny gears shifted as a grating robotic voice intoned repeatedly, “Wake up! Wake up!”Demigods: Wings: Chapter 1: Meeting an Actual Jedi2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A hand slipped out of the covers and slapped the side of the table, trying to find its way up. It slammed on the dragon figurine’s head, stopping the alarm and causing a few gears to slip out of its mouth. It was utterly broken, but the teen couldn’t bring himself to care; he’d fix the machine up again later. His amber eyes shot open under messy, bird’s nest hair and glanced towards the clock, which read:
He groaned and yawned for a few minutes. Great, another miserable day of high school…
Quinn rubbed his eyes and stretched his legs. The cold atmosphere of his room bit at his skin. Every school day morning felt like this, but why was it so different when it came to weekends? Oh right, he got to s
AR Story: Little VisitorLittle VisitorAR Story: Little Visitor6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By Ouroboros aka Ozzie Astaroth
It was a sunny afternoon at a city apartment house. It was a large, expensive hotel that had been converted into an apartment building. Many different kinds of apartments were available to rent.
Dana, the owner, was busy in her office doing paper work. She was only 28 and had already gotten hold of the lucrative family business. Her parents had bought the place before she was born and decided to convert the rooms into small apartments rather than run it as a hotel. They also decided to live there in the house while running it. Dana had grown up in that house and had many fond
childhood memories. She sat there in her office musing over old photos bringing back happy times long past. Her parents had since retired and moved off to Florida where the elderly seem to migrate and Dana became the owner. Over the years she had met a wide variety of people. Some were nice and polite, some rude, still others just plain weird. It comes with the territ
Tulisa TGTulisa TG4 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was saturday night when it happened. It was nothing special, just a typical saturday night.
I was slumped on the sofa, TV remote in hand. I was watching some sort of game show before the incident.
My show finished and X-Factor came on. God I hate that show. I just didn't get why everyone liked these things. I couldn't stand them. But I was stuck watching this. Batteries were dead in the remote, and I'm the kind of person who is just too lazy to get up and change the channel, besides, I was comfortable where I was, surely I could get through one episode. I'd probably fall asleep anyway.
So there I was, watching. Dermot came on stage, doing his presenting bit, when suddenly light burst out of the screen and blinded me completely.
I opened my eyes to find myself stood behind some sort of big screen. I could hear the crowd on the other side, screaming their heads off.
A man walked over to me, who I later found out to be the rpoducer of the show.
"Why the hell aren't you ready?! You're o
Devant's Part 1Getting Ready for the Night (an introduction).Devant's Part 16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Come on people! We only have an hour before opening! cried Karl from the stage. He always got a little edgy before a performance, despite his experience, and this tended to show while setting up. His employees didnt mind though, overall he was a good man and they were paid well. If there was one thing Karl wasnt short of it was money.
Karl was owner and performer here and the Club was sold out for every performance. With up to a three-month wait for tickets, Karl made sure the workforce was looked after. Still there was a lot to do in the last hour and that always made him a little skittish.
This is Devants, known locally as Double Ds, not so much in homage to the legendary magician but to the average size of the staff. It boasted the finest magic show in Europe, some may have said the world but Karl was a modest man and would smile at such a suggestion.
Selena, Michelle, we need you now! Kar
The PetDate: 7/24/11The Pet4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Right, so I'm going to tell you about my pet plant. The first thing you should know is I'm not a scientist or a botanist, or even a florist or amateur gardner. So I really don't know anything about this and I'm probably not doing this whole write-up thing correctly. All the same I've been taking notes on this thing and I'm going to type them all up and save them as a document which I will update as I learn more.
Ok, this isn't about me, but I guess in case this ever ends up famous or something I should put my name is Jacob Maurus, I go by Jake. I'm 18 years old and currently renting a house on the outskirts of the town where I'm starting college in the fall. (Should I give the town name? It seems the sort of thing that would be like, blocked out by the FBI so should I bother to write it?)
Anyway, that doesn't matter. That's not the point. The point a few months back I discovered a creature in old greenhouse behind the place I'm renting. Well I don't know if creature is th
Christmas TGChristmas TG4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Christmas was here, well it was close. Two weeks away is pretty close isn't it?
Anyway, it was christmas time. I was with my girlfriend on the set of her latest photo shoot. God I was a lucky man, she is beautiful. Stunning blonde hair, incredible, sexy body and a gorgeous face with eyes that I could stare into for the rest of my life. Why was she with a guy like me? I was just a standard guy, nothing special. Brown hair, not very muscular at all, I didn't even have a job. I've been relying on her for money for months.
She was modelling some amazing outfits for the holidays. They showed off her body perfectly.
I was stood around for a good half hour or so when it was time for a break before she got into the next few outfits. We were in her dressing room talking to eachother about whatever. We were sat in there a while when she suddenly tripped over.
"Are you ok, Steph?" I asked, running staright over to her.
"No. I can feel something hurting."
I helped her up but she couldn'
The Manor You are walking in the woods and having a great time with friends. You enter a part of the woods you've never been in before. You manage to come across an old manor. Your about 5' 8" with only B sized breasts. You make up for it with your big dancer butt. You also have long, smooth, and sexy legs. Your friends have always been jealous of that. Your name is Qwen. As you approach the manor it comes to look rather spooky. Your friends begin to whisper when you aren't looking.The Manor2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Alright, who has the tightest vagina to go inside the manor?" asks your friend Kristin. You have the reputation of not showing fear and always rising to a challenge.
"I'll do it!" you jump up and yell.
"Alright you have to stay in there for atleast 20 minutes," says Brooklyn who was watching as your face lights up.
"Sounds easy enough," you say and walk up to the front door. Your friends walk up with you to the door. You walk in as your friends step back. They pull the door shut behin
Blank Character Bio TemplateBasic StatisticsBlank Character Bio Template4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
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Kaley Cuoco TGKaley Cuoco TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kaley Couco TG
Mike was sitting on his couch, watching big bang theory. It was one of his favorite shows and Kaley Kuoco, aka Penny, was so hot. He watched every episode, but today he felt like doing something exciting, but he couldn't think of anything. Man, am I bored...",he thought to himself and looked outside the window. What he didn't realize then, was his growing hair, it grew longer and longer and changed it's color, from a dark brown to a light blond, but he didn't realize it. When it was so long that it touched his shoulders, he wanted to scratch his head, but he only grabbed his hair."what's happening?!", he screamed in a high, girlish voice "This is not my voice!No!", he screamed again, as his body hair started to vanish. His body was shaped by an invisible force until it looked like a girls body, with a nice ass, long legs and C cups. Then his face changed and when he looked into the mirror, he saw Kaley Couco, in his clothes. "no...no! This is impossible! How could