How My Business WorksHow My Business Works2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My business works because it's actually not a business. And by this I mean I hardly make any money with my pictures. For me photography is not a way to make money but to invest money, and I work several other jobs to be able to pay for my art. I'm a tour guide on waste to energy plants and wastewater treatment facilities, I'm a concierge at the house I'm living, I work as a Photoshop instructor and on weekends I take care of the library of the University.
Sometimes people say to me: I can hardly believe you're not making money with your photos because they are better than the work of many professional photographers.
Of course it's flattering when somebody says something like that even if I don't always agree. But here's the thing: the very reason why I'm able to work on this level is because I don't have to make money with my pictures. If you're a photographer who wants to make a living out of it you are forced to do things differently. You have to focus on what your customers like and
nueve.Die Frage ist jetzt, was ich an einer Frau eigentlich liebe. Soll ich es einmal komplett auflisten, so richtig von A bis Z? Voilà:nueve.4 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
a) Die geschwungene Linie, mit der sich die Taille zu den Hüften verbreitet.
b) Die Art, wie sie ein Leben lang das gleiche Herz durch die Welt trägt.
c) Eine Frau besteht aus zirka zwei Quadratmeter Haut (Grössenvergleich: Mein Bett ist 90 cm breit und 1.8 Meter lang, was eine Liegefläche von 1.62 Quadratmetern ergibt. Aus einer Frauenhaut liesse sich daher mühelos ein Bettanzug schneidern – plus passendem Nachttischlampenschirm aus den Abfallstücken).
d) Eine Frau ist etwas, in das man sich so hinein verlieben kann.
e) Diese Augen, die mich so elend machen.
f) Die Hände mit den zehn Fingern drauf.
g) Die Stimme am Telefon.
h) Der Hall ihrer Schritte.
i) Das Echo ihrer Gedanken in meinem Kopf.
j) Der Schmerz und die Traurigkeit – die Sandkörner im Meer des Lebens –, die sich in ihrem Innern zu
It Isn't Wrong...I used your words to form an apologyIt Isn't Wrong...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Because I didn’t know another way
To make you acknowledge me
But I’m still here, you know
As much as I was a year ago
I’m going in blind and taking shots in the dark
But I’m pulling every word from the bottom of my heart
I’ve had a lot of time to see things straight
You’re someone that I love, that I could never hate
That’s why every time I tried forgetting about you
I couldn’t force myself to do what I had to do
Now I can see your pain, I’m sorry I put you through it
If there was one thing I could change
You know that I would undo it
I don’t want to live, I don’t want to breathe
The reason we’re like this is all because of me
I don’t want you to be yet another closing door
You think I could care less, darling, I couldn’t care more
Take away from this all the evidence you need
I miss you just as much as you say you miss me
I want this forced silence to come to
Promise MeGod unbroken on the seven seasPromise Me3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I wish I could stop thinking, this isn't me
Slide away and we will see that we'll never be free
And if you try to come inside
Well, tonight they're gonna turn off the light
Because everything will never be just alright
Now if you hear me singing to you
You'll know it's over
You'll know it's through
And when the stars come shinning back through to you
Promise me that you'll see this one through
Cause if that sun don't shine
I hope one day we'll all realize
That it's never gonna be alright
Katy Perry TGKaty Perry TG2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Katy Perry TG
Jake was sitting in his room, while he was browsing through the web. It was a rainy day outside and he couldn't do anything outside on a rainy day. Man, something exciting should happen", he thought while he was looking around on Youtube. Nothing new here" He started to scroll down until he reached a video that got his attention Wow... California Gurls, eh? Could watch it, I really like it" He clicked on it and it started to play. Right when the music started, his body began to change. His hair turned blue and grew longer, while the hair on the rest of his body started to vanish, but he didn't notice anything. The changes went on and shaped his body into a much more feminine form, that was the time when he realized that he was changing. Woah, what's happening? My pants are so tight.." He looked down at his body and saw that his chest was pushing outwards. Wow, what the hell?" He jumped up and realized that his whole body had changed No,
How Video Game Characters Developed from 2D to 3D How Video Game Characters Developed from 2D to 3DHow Video Game Characters Developed from 2D to 3D11 months ago in Academic Essays More Like This
In this assignment, I am going to discuss how video game characters have developed from 2D to 3D. I’m going to use examples such as iconic mascots such as Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog. Furthermore, I’m going to discuss about the key elements of development from 2D to 3D that they go through, the colours, their shapes, the pixels and their movements. Some of the video game characters such as Mario, Pac-Man, Kirby, Link and Sonic the Hedgehog have gone through all the stages of development from concept artwork right up to 3D character designs of themselves.
In Super Mario Bros. and within the official artwork of Super Mario Bros., the colours of Mario’s clothing were reversed. When Super Mario Bros. 2 is released, the colours were fixed, despite the fact that the front cover of the game still depicts him wearing red overalls. In the Super Smash Bros
Christina Hendricks TGChristina Hendricks TG2 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was just a regular evening. Me and my friend were both tired after a long day so we decided to sit down and watch some TV. She suggested this show called Mad Men, which I'd never seen before, but she raved about it so I went along with her and watched it.
I should probably tell you about the two of us. I'm Mitch, just your standard guy. "0 years old, quite skinny with short, blonde hair. My friend is Alexa, a budding actress with long blonde hair.
Personally I didn't think it was that good, not really my thing. However, there was one person in the show who I really didn't like and that was the role played by Christina Hendricks. I made the mistake of telling Alexa this fact. Suddenly I was bombarded with questions.
"How can you not like her? She's probably my favourite actress"
Then came the three words that I would regret for the rest of my life, "She's too fat." The look of sheer anger on her face was something that would be in my nightmares for weeks.
"So you're saying that I'm f
Rihanna TGRihanna TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mike hadn't been much of a interesting kid, never had any interesting friends, and didn't do much outside of school. Even when he graduated high school he didn't celebrate. He wanted to be interesting, to have friends, to have fun, but he just never could fit in. He listed to eminem quite a lot, he always wished to be famous, because maybe then he would be fun and wild. His favorite song of eminem's was a collaboration with Rihanna called "Just going to stand there and watch me burn." He then went and listened to numerous Rihanna songs and realized that she was what he wanted to be, only she was a she and he was a he. with that thought, he felt his legs get suddenly itchy, he scratched and scratched but to no prevail. Finally he pulled up his jean leg to have his leg hair fall to the floor and he also realized that his legs seamed much darker and smoother than usual. He felt them and jumped back at the sight of his nails, they were long and black, as he realized this his entire body be
Tulisa TGTulisa TG3 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was saturday night when it happened. It was nothing special, just a typical saturday night.
I was slumped on the sofa, TV remote in hand. I was watching some sort of game show before the incident.
My show finished and X-Factor came on. God I hate that show. I just didn't get why everyone liked these things. I couldn't stand them. But I was stuck watching this. Batteries were dead in the remote, and I'm the kind of person who is just too lazy to get up and change the channel, besides, I was comfortable where I was, surely I could get through one episode. I'd probably fall asleep anyway.
So there I was, watching. Dermot came on stage, doing his presenting bit, when suddenly light burst out of the screen and blinded me completely.
I opened my eyes to find myself stood behind some sort of big screen. I could hear the crowd on the other side, screaming their heads off.
A man walked over to me, who I later found out to be the rpoducer of the show.
"Why the hell aren't you ready?! You're o
Sofia Vergara TGSofia Vergara TG2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mitch couldn't believe it, the one day he finally decided to come to the mall to get some clothes, it's packed! He decided to go on in, knowing that if he didn't go in then, then it would be another month before he went back out. Mitch walked through the door and past a few stores, and surprisingly there wasn't but a few people in the stores. Mitch caught a glimpse of himself in one of the glass panes in the front of one store, he looked rather shaggy with his matted blonde hair and raggedy clothes, but that's why he was here. He kept on going through, hoping that those cars were there for somewhere else, and that he could get into Seirots Clothing without much trouble. When Mitch rounded the corner his fears were confirmed, Seirots was full of people. They were like a riot almost and for what reason? As he came closer he realized that the crowd was all women. He looked around, trying to see if the mall had some explanation for this, and it did. Apparently Sofia Vergara was launching h
Sorority Sissy (1) "LET ME GO!" I screamed as a sorority of five girls grabbed me. I had been walking down a sidewalk near their housing, and they had been outside, staring at me when they suddenly grabbed me. "Quick, bring him inside." The leader of the sorority said, and the girls forced me into their housing.Sorority Sissy (1)5 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I recognized the girls now. They were our rival group at the college. We had versed each other in several events, and the hatred between our fraternity and their sorority never seemed to diminish. "Alrighty then, Uriah." Kaley said, laughing as I struggled against the other three girls.
"Girls, bring him to where all the stuff is." Kaley said, and the girls forced me down the hall, and into the room, where there were lots of weird looking things on the bed. A pair of handcuffs were locked onto my wrists around the headbar of the bed, locking me there. "What the heck are you doing?" I yelled.
"Frankly, we are sick of you being the macho man,
Mary Sue, Mary SchmueMARY SUE, MARY SCHMUE: WHY YOU SHOULD IGNORE THE LABELMary Sue, Mary Schmue5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Part One: It's Not As Bad As You Think
Any writer who has opened their work to criticism or posted their work on the Internet (oh wait, that's the same thing), has undoubtedly heard the term "Mary Sue." In all likelihood, you've heard this term because one of your characters has had this label thrown at them. Perhaps the fear alone of having your character turned into a dartboard for flamers has driven you to discover the definition of this term. In fact, it's likely that the fear of this label has altered your writing and characterization in some way. Has it driven you to be less shallow, and make your characters less shallow? Good! Has it driven you to think more carefully about your plot devices to make sure you're not pulling a Deus Ex Machina, and to keep a close eye on your characterization to make sure you're not derailing any of their personalities? Good! Has it driven you to b
A week with Louise Part 2I could hardly look at myself, other than my face you'd of thought I was a sweet innocent little girl. And that was the worst thing of all, the fact that my face still looked like any other boys' made it all the more humiliating. If anyone was to see me like this they'd probably think that I wanted to dress like that because I was a little sissy.A week with Louise Part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gathering all the courage I had I took the decision to go downstairs. Louise was sat in the living room watching TV, "Well don't you look adorable! That dress fits you perfectly". "Do you not have any boy clothes that I could wear? Or anything even alittle less girly?" I responded. "Sorry Philip, the only other clothes are mine which will be far too big for you. The clothes your wearing belong to my niece who sometimes likes to stay here every few weeks". "Could we not go out and buy some? I don't want to be stuck in this stuff all week". "And what exactly is wrong with Abby's choice of clothing? And besides I think it looks beautiful on
Cher Lloyd TGCher Lloyd TG3 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was another boring day. Black clouds overhead, stuck inside my house with nothing to do.
I turned on the radio to try and make things a bit less bleak. It was a good ten minutes before the event. The moment that would change my entire life forever.
The songs on the radio were half decent.
"Good playlist so far," I thought to myself. Then that godforsaken Swagger Jagger came on.
"I had to go and jinx it didn't I. Bloody hell I hate this pathetic excuse for music. How is she even being played on this station, any station in fact. Just because she was on that bloody X-Factor. She didn't even win the damn thing."
But, for some reason unbeknownst to me, I couldn't help but dance to it.
"What the hell am I doing?" I thought as I watched my arms and legs move, unable to control them anymore.
But, as the chorus hit, I suddenly felt an agonising pain in every limb on my body, yet somehow, I continued to dance, getting better with every second. Words also began to flood into my head.
I had to
Christina Hendricks TGChristina Hendricks TG1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jon was hunched over on his couch depressed. Not much had been going right, in fact, nothing had gone right. First his dog ran away, which he never much like, but he missed his company nonetheless. Then his wife left him out of nowhere. She claims there wasn’t another man involved, but Jon knows better. Then, to top it all off, when he went into work the next day he got fired because he was late due to his wife leaving him. So Jon, with nothing going right, sat on his couch just thinking about where he took the wrong turn on his life’s path. He decided to try and get his mind off the whole situation. “MAD MEN MARATHON! CATCH UP WITH THE WHOLE SERIES IN ONE SITTING!” the TV boomed. “Well I guess now’s a better time than ever to get into it…” he trailed off.
Jon watched the show, hours and hours passed. At first he wasn’t really watching it, just sort of background noise, but as time passed he got more and more involved. It was late
Sissy TGSissy TG9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Oh Seb, good morning! You've been out for a while.”
Seb tried to move but found he couldn't. He was tied down.
“Guess you should know. We've been looking for someone to do this to for a while. You seemed like a good contender.”
Seb thought he saw the cheerleading team standing around him.
“We always knew you would be perfect. Good thing you never play sports! While you were studying, we knocked you out, and while you were out we got to work. We glued breast forms to your chest, put on the make-up, even glued on a wig. And yes, we gave you a corset and dress.”
Seb saw it was Kate, the head cheerleader who was talking.
“From now on, you belong to us. You'll work for us being the biggest slut you can. If you do... (Kate giggled) You'll get a reward!”
Through the next few days Seb was forced to do just that. Instead of going home the girls would lock him in the changing rooms with some leftover food from lunch. He was forced to do embarrassi
RWBY volume 2 episode 1 reviewRWBY volume 2 episode 1 review5 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Rwby is back with a vengence.
The new RWBY episode was a great start to the season.
I'll start by saying that the animation has improved significantly. The quality of the models looks better, and I didn't see any visual hiccups either. The team at Rooster-teeth has really improved.
We start off with the Dust shop from last season, now open again (which might I add is a nice touch) and we meet two new characters, Emerald and Mercury. I like these two, they have a good dynamic. I also like Emerald's voice.
Then we get to see team RWBY again, where Ruby has planned one last day of fun before the new semester starts. We dont get to see these plans because a food fight erupts between teams RWBY and JNPR.
Rwby has great fight scenes, and this might just be the best one yet. It showcases the character's abilities while also providing a funny, yet action packed fight sequence.
We also get to se Sun again and we are introduced to Neptune, a membe
Top 10 Dumbest Cartoon Channel Decisions Part 1Top 10 Dumbest Cartoon Channel Decisions Part 15 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Tavo: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT!?
What is it Tavo?
Zeus:This better be good…..and wait...HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!
...Hey yeah o.o The door was locked!
Tavo: Two things: One, I’m a unicorn. And two. *holds up a bat with spikes* KOMMANDO PESTE NOIRE!!!!!!!
...Do...I even want to kn-
Tavo: No I’ll tell you later. BUT LISTEN GUYS! THIS IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE!
Me and Zeus: Yes?
Tavo: NICK IS PLANNING ON GIVING FRED A THIRD SHOW! BUT UNLIKE HIS LAST TWO, THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE THIS ONE AT LEAST 7 SEASONS! HE’S GOING TO BECOME THE NEW FACE OF NICKELODEON!
……………..Tavo, can you please leave the room for just a few seconds?
Tavo: Um…..Okay. *slowly walks out of the room, wearing a vest with the words “KOMMANDO PESTE NOIRE” on it with the band insignia on it*
…………….Nickelodeon you STUPID MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHI-
Top 10 Dumbest Cartoon Channel Decisions Part 2Top 10 Dumbest Cartoon Channel Decisions Part 25 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Sergeant Spider & Zeus Review Show
Today's TOPIC: TOP 10 DUMBEST DECISIONS MADE BY TV NETWORKS/CARTOON CHANNELS PART 2
Tavo: *is all drowsy*..Eeeeh...I’m so tired….
Why’s that Tav?
Tavo: Maybe because *holds up several needles*YOU TWO INJECTED ME WITH SEDATIVES!!
Ooooh yeah -w- Don’t worry you’ll be fine. Sides, we have to continue our business...after all, we’ve finally reached the point…
Tavo: You mean….?
Yes. It’s time we get to why we made this list in the first place.
Tavo:...Ah yes...it’s time…But first I need coffee. *horn glows brightly and an Ice Blend appears* MOCCA!!*drinks like crazy* MMMMMMM! Alright! Ready!! Let’s do this!
Very well. Now then….let’s talk Nickelodeon…
Tavo: Ah Nickelodeon, such a wonderful channel. How you began fucking sucking.
Zeus: Nickelodeon is, er was, the #1 network for kids. But over the past decade, they h
Story Concept: Game OverBrief TimelineStory Concept: Game Over7 months ago in Profiles More Like This
1972: PONG is released in Andy Capp’s Tavern in California by Atari.
1978: Space Invaders conquer Japan.
1980: Pac-Man devours ghosts.
1981: Shigeru Miyamoto descends from the heavens with Mario.
1983: The Video Game Crash – E.T. crashes the American game market.
1984: Tetris is released in Russia.
1985: The Nintendo Entertainment System resurrects the game industry.
1989: Gunpei Yokoi invents the Game Boy.
1990: The Console Wars begins.
1991: Sonic the Hedgehog lays the smackdown on Mario.
1992: Mortal Kombat’s violence shocks moral guardians.
1993: Night Traps causes debates on game violence in the US Senate.
1994: The PlayStation launches gaming into the third dimensions.
1996: Pokémon rules the world.
1997: Sephiroth kills Aerith.
2002: Xbox Live trolls are spawned.
2004: World of Warcraft goes online.
2011: The PlayStation Network Blackout.
2021: Full-sensory virtual reality games are manufactured.
2028: The Virtual Reality Disaster &
Modern Family TGModern Family TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Adam had been Harry’s best friend for as long as he could
recall. Their age difference had never matter, as they had been
neighbors, back when he was seven, and Harry was four. Their parents
had been best friends, and they had naturally grown up together, and
they were closer than brothers. It was eleven years since they had
met, Adam was eighteen now, and preparing to leave for college, and
Harry was just starting his sophomore year of high school. It would
be the toughest challenge their friendship had ever faced, as Adam
was moving out tomorrow.
Today Adam was dressed in a yellow t-shirt from his old high school,
with black shorts below, and was barefoot. He was a rather tall (six
foot three), attractive young man, with short, light blond hair on
his head, and muscles evident of a prolific high school football
career. He weighed a neat two twenty, which was rather perfect for
his football lifestyle. He was a rather popular kid at school, but
that had never affected his friends
Kaley Cuoco TGKaley Cuoco TG2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kaley Couco TG
Mike was sitting on his couch, watching big bang theory. It was one of his favorite shows and Kaley Kuoco, aka Penny, was so hot. He watched every episode, but today he felt like doing something exciting, but he couldn't think of anything. Man, am I bored...",he thought to himself and looked outside the window. What he didn't realize then, was his growing hair, it grew longer and longer and changed it's color, from a dark brown to a light blond, but he didn't realize it. When it was so long that it touched his shoulders, he wanted to scratch his head, but he only grabbed his hair."what's happening?!", he screamed in a high, girlish voice "This is not my voice!No!", he screamed again, as his body hair started to vanish. His body was shaped by an invisible force until it looked like a girls body, with a nice ass, long legs and C cups. Then his face changed and when he looked into the mirror, he saw Kaley Couco, in his clothes. "no...no! This is impossible! How could
Writing LoveWriting Love3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Black lines running down my arm,
Spelling out one simple word: LOVE.
What does it mean? And for what cause?
How can any sort of writing make a change?
How can I make anyone see this little word I have written here,
On display for all to see?
There is a cause, a fight that we all must strive to fight,
Yet no one cares to see.
People all just turn their heads,
And try to say it's all okay.
They don't even want to see,
The terrible battles we fight every day.
I don't know if they will ever end,
If there will ever be a way to resolve this pain.
So many people have been affected,
And so many more have not realized it is their time.
I can see everything falling apart around me,
Feeling each person's suffering as sure as if it were inside my own skin.
This fading ink symbolizes all that I take up,
Shows that I believe so firmly in my cause,
I mean to help those that cannot help themselves;
I want to show the world how much we can hurt ourselves if left unchecked.
I stand proud, I s
Can We Just PretendHey...Can We Just Pretend1 year ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Can we just pretend ?
Like we did when we were kids?
I can pretend to be strong
And use these twigs
To build a mansion for you
So large and beautiful
That you'll have everything you need.
I can pretend to be smart
And I'll teach you new things every day
Gently widening you eyes
To the world around you.
I can pretend to be a musician
Your own private concerto
Sing lullabies to you each night
With the few notes I know.
I can pretend to be funny
And have a witty criticism
For all the things you dislike
And sweetly teasing you
Till you gift me with your smile.
I can pretend be wise
Have an answer for all your problem
And advice that never fails.
I can pretend to be a cook
And delicately create
Mudpies for you to eat
As though they were gourmet meals.
I can pretend to be someone I'm not
Someone who's beautiful or amazing or kind
Someone who won't let you down
Someone who won't break your heart
Someone who can give you everything
You could ever want