Christmas gift (Joker x reader)
You tangled your hands in his green hair while he busied himself in his evils plans. You stroke his head he purred under your sweet touch.
“Have you figured out a way to get the bat?” You wrapped your arms around his neck and pressed your cheek against his own white one.
“I got an idea we’re going to make a circus.” He laughed maniacally. “And Batsy is going to be our guest.” You laughed at him before pressing a kiss to his neck. You loved when he got excited like this, well you loved him anyway.
“Good luck and try not to get captured again.” You walked forward the door but his gloved hand caught your hand before you got too far.
“Hehehe, don’t leave yet doll. You still have yet to get your Christmas gift.” His smile widened and he wrapped his long arms around your small waist.
“My Christmas gift? I didn’t think I would get one.” You raised a brow but couldn’t hide the amused smile pla
Joker x Fem!Reader - Bubble BathYou close the front door of the apartment with a huff, thankful to be inside away from the strong wind and heavy rain that had beaten you on your way back from the store. You make your way to the kitchen, trying carefully to not drip water all over the floor and dropped the sodden grocery bags onto the counter and swiftly emptied the contents and tossed the ruined bags into the bin.Joker x Fem!Reader - Bubble Bath1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You give the removed contents of the bag a once over, thankful that all the items had come in packaging. You put them all on the draining board to dry off except for the milk which you wipe dry with a tea towel and place in the fridge.
You shiver, the coldness reminding you that you were still clad in your wet clothes, so you rush into the bathroom and run yourself a bath, pouring a generous amount of apple scented bubble bath underneath the running tap. You start to pull off your wet clothes piece by piece, struggling every now and again as the wet fabric clung stubbornly to your skin.
The room now felt wa
Twisted Nerve (JokerxReader) One-ShotThe Twisted Nerve whistle was leaving your lips that were pulled in an amused smirk. You walked down the halls of Arkham Asylum wearing one of the nurses outfit and carrying just a simple silver tray with a syringe on it loaded with stuff that could kill. Your white heels clicked against the floors as you turned corners and kept an eye out for anyone who realized that you didn't belong there.Twisted Nerve (JokerxReader) One-Shot1 year ago in Romance More Like This
One thing for sure was that you were good at remaining hidden. You were a face in the crowd; one that couldn't be identified easily and you liked that. It meant that you could get away with almost anything and everything. But most of all, he liked that and you liked him so that was a win-win. Harley said she could have done this job herself but she got caught as soon as she stepped through his doors and was locked up as well. He said you could save her....or not. You choose the or not option of course. She would figure out how to bust herself out. She always could work with explosives
Joker x Reader- PetJoker x Reader- Pet2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It's cold weather outside and you feel very bored. You want to go outdoors for a stroll or something, but it was too wet and freezing to take a walk. Your Internet is down so you cannot read stories or draw online with your friends. You don't want to draw with a pencil alone, nor do you want to read a paperback.
It was at that moment when You remember that you had left your pet unguarded for a couple of minutes. You realize he could be finding a way away from his cage. Or in this case... Your bedroom. You had never thought you could find just the right pet. Of course, you had to go through all the trouble of getting him out of the 'Pound', but it was worth it. You could have all the playtime you wanted with him.
You walk into your bedroom and turn on a lamp that was close to the door. Once the light turned on, you could see your pet a bit more clearer on the bed.
He had beautiful dark green hair that was slightly messy from him turning on the pillow. A pink blush could be seen across t
Is it Stockholm (JokerxReader One-Shot)Sirens.Is it Stockholm (JokerxReader One-Shot)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
That's all you could hear.
The only sound that bounced off the walls were the loud shriek of sirens. Your eyes darted left and right, trying to think of what could be causing the noise. Slowly you got out of bed, your feet meeting the cold hardwood floor of your bedroom. A slight shiver ran down your body for unknown reason. Your hands clutched the side of the bed, your head hung low as you gulped, listening to the sound of sirens. Pushing yourself off the bed, you made your way towards the blinds. A part of you didn't want to look outside the window.
Living in Gotham City was hard sometimes. Almost everyday something tragic had made its way onto the news. You didn't care about that though. Some of those fascist people deserved to die. Of course Batman thought otherwise. He was always fighting for good, not caring now bad the hostage that had been taken was; the only thing that mattered was doing what was right. At first you thought you were chaotic neutral but now
I'm Late (BatmanxReader) One-Shot"Lilith do be a dear and try to speed it up," You told your driver calmly. "We are being chased you know."I'm Late (BatmanxReader) One-Shot1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Yes, I know Madame (l/n)," Lilith replied smoothly.
In the background, you could hear sirens as well as gun shots. Sure being chased by one of the Joker's goons wasn't the funnest thing in the world but you were beginning to run late for a wedding and you have been trying to shake them off for a while now. You weren't sure how the Joker found out about your identity but he had and now here you were. Thankfully your limo had bullet proof windows and the sort. Lilith was the maid that had been working for you for over ten years now. She was a woman in her late forties heading onto fifties but she was still able to keep up with your action packed life.
"Oh Miss (l/n)," Lilith said as she made a sharp turn, you sliding across your seat. "Master Wayne just sent a message and is wondering when you would be arriving."
The text message had been pulled up on the front screen o
Joker x Reader chapter 1~ A/N: You are the daughter of Bruce Wayne a.k.a Batman. your name is ______ ______. He adopted you. So don't ask why i made you his little girl.~Joker x Reader chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"But dad, have i not told you that i'm now 20 years old? Also that now i'm 20, you can't tell me what to do!" you told your father, who just was not listening once again. "I don't care _____. As long you live with me, i can tell you what to do. Oh and you will be at my ball tonight. No whining about it either." Your father said before he hung up on you. 'Well if he's going to be like that then i'll just have to leave, won't i?' you thought to yourself. You packed everything you needed into a back-pack then you opened your window and left. Walking around the streets of Gotham City, you failed to notice that your father was watching you but he was doing so as Batman.
'Why won't she just stay home?' I thought as i jumped down, most likely scaring her. "Why hello batman. My fathe
Surprises (JokerxReader) Part 1/2"Why looky here," You sang as you entered the interrogation room. "Miss Harley Quinn...it is certainly an honor."Surprises (JokerxReader) Part 1/21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The stripper in red looked at you with cold, hard eyes. You sat down in front of her, taking notice that her hands were tied up behind her. She rolled her eyes at you while you continued to smile at her as you pulled at random paperwork. On the other side of the one way wall, the rest of the police men should be listening and watching the whole interrogation. It was the first time they had caught her. When they do, she managed to escape. But this time it wasn't going to be so easy for her.
"Where did this....(Name), come from again?" Gordon asked on the other side of the wall.
"I think she was called in here from the big guys down at city hall...said something about how she specialized in things like this," A random officer from behind answered him.
He merely nodded, accepting the answer. He watched as your pretty (e/c) stared into Harley's that were almost pitc
Batman x Reader Oneshot"Bruce?" _________ called softly. She walked up the steps to their bedroom to find him sleeping face down shirtless. She smiled and shook her head. Between being the leader of Wayne Enterprises, the hero Gotham deserves, and a normal man, his life was exhausting. She put a tentative hand between his shoulderblades, her hand rising and falling with his light, even breaths. She lie down beside him, knowing what he'd been through.Batman x Reader Oneshot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The fight had been brutal, and not ended favorably. She'd been there to bandage his knife wounds herself. The Joker was a damn cruel man, and his doting Harley Quinn was just as psychotic. They'd almost killed her Bruce; that knife had been dangerously close to his heart.
The white bandages were still slightly pink around the wound, but they were stopping the bleeding for the most part. He opened his eyes and gave her a small rare smile. He pulled her close, his warm breath whispering across her face. He drifted back into the dark realm of slee
Stolen |BatmanXVillan!Reader|Stolen |BatmanXVillan!Reader|2 years ago in Romance More Like This
(See description if you get confused on the insert codes)
Location: Gotham, jewelry store near the East End
You crouched on the roof a building, scanning the streets below. The jewelry store you had been watching for a week or so now was finally closing, and you could make your move. You quickly slipped down the side of the building, landing in the shadows of the alley, your black costume blending into the shadows well. You quickly made your way to the back door, finding where the owner had hid the key. You may be stealing, but you most certainly were NOT about to get caught doing it. You unlocked the door and slipped in. You went into the office, grabbing the keys to unlock the cases. Right before you walked into the store, you froze.
"Bats, I know you're here." You said, not turning around.
"Not enough money? I thought you had a good job." he said, and you felt him walk closer.
"No, the old geezer just wanted to much for it. I have better things to spend my money on." You answered as
Do You Wanna Make A Potion - Snape x ReaderCreepypasta-Misery: I do not own the song, nor do I own Harry Potter characters, or you. I DO, however, own this story and the parody of the song “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?”. Enjoy, Reader-chan~Do You Wanna Make A Potion - Snape x Reader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
[f/n] - first name
[l/n] - last name
[h/c] - hair color
[h/l] - hair length
[e/c] - eye color
[F/n] was only five when she met Severus Snape, him being seven. Although they were young, they became instant friends. They always loved hanging out together. No matter what, they always spent time together. But lately, Severus has started to drift. Actually, he started to drift way before this. Apparently Severus had made a new friend, Lily Evans, a mudblood. [F/n] had no problem with it, the friends thing and the blood thing. [F/n] always thought a friend of Severus was a friend of hers. So she befriended Lily. They were all eleven, now. And in Hogwarts. Lily in Gryffindor,
She's Mine! (LoganxReader)"I don't want that little shit back."She's Mine! (LoganxReader)10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
You sighed and kept looking out the window, waving goodbye to your best friend and her son.
"He's coming back. For a whole week."
"I didn't sign up for that."
"Well I did. His mother is my best friend and if she needs a favor I'll be damned if I don't help her."
Logan groaned and walked to the couch, plopping down on it and holding his head in hands. As soon as the car was out of your sight you sat next to Logan and rubbed his back.
"Come on babe, he's not hard to deal with. He's a very tame child."
"He's an asshole."
"He's eight. Not to mention a total sweetheart."
Logan groaned, "To you! He's a god damn demon to me!"
"Well maybe if you were nice to him he'd be nice to you!"
"Nice isn't part of my personality."
You chuckled and kissed his cheek, "I beg to differ. You were very nice when we first met. Sure your nice is… Different, than most, but you're still capable of being nice."
He looked at you, "You said nice way too many times. Doesn't
Sweet moments (Thranduil x reader)Sweet moments (Thranduil x reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You ran your smooth fingers though his long blond hair removing knots, you carefully removed his crown so you could have better access to his soft looks.
You could feel him relax under your soothing movements and you placed light feathery kisses on his neck.
His figure relaxed under your skilled fingers. You shook your head and placed your head besides his while stroking his chin.
“Heruamin you work too hard on yourself.” His brows furrowed at your concerned voice and he pushed you off him as he took long strides over to the small table in the corner filled. You looked hurt as he turned his back on you.
“I’m fine Melamin.” He sounded exhausted and you could hear the sigh leaving his thin pale lips. A frown took over your beautiful features. You ignored his attempt and gripped his hand.
“I am your wife, I know you better than anyone else and I can see you’re tired.” You placed your hands on his cheeks, making him look at you with drained b
Kittens: Logan x Reader (one-shot)KittensKittens: Logan x Reader (one-shot)9 months ago in Romance More Like This
Logan x Reader (one-shot)
[this is a Logan x Reader so expect some swearing]
Logan groaned as the two of you tried to round up your group of young mutant adolescences. Every once in a while Xavier's school for talented Youngsters allowed the students to have outings in small groups with adult escorts, in other words you, with Logan being forced to tag along, in Manhattan.
"Why do I have to help babysit these little shits?" Logan whined.
You rolled your eyes, "because, my dear boyfriend, I needed an extra pair of somewhat responsible eyes. So suck it up butta' cup."
You stuck your tongue out at Logan playfully, making him smirk.
He leaned over and murmured in your ear, "your going to get punished for this tonight~" you could feel his hot breath on your skin and your cheeks flushed.
"Logan!" You shouted, smacking his arm.
One of the kids had overheard what he had said (due to super hearing) and made a gagging face, "ewwww! Logans saying lewd things!"
"Shut it squirt! ... And who
5 moments (Elrond x reader)5 moments (Elrond x reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
”Quel amrun, A'maelamin” The smooth voice whispered in your ear as soft patterns were traced down your smooth back. You opened your eyes and looked at your lover’s face that showed peace and serenity.
“Quel amrun Heruamin.” You kept your voice down as not to break the peaceful silence that lingered in the room. You lightly twisted some of his dark hair between your fingers before letting it fall back onto his pale chest.
His fingers gripped your chin and melted your lips together as one, making butterflies bloom in your stomach. You pulled away panting and looked at him with soft expression.
“Amin mela lle.” No matter how many times he told you, you couldn’t help but blush at the sweet words escaping his thin lips. He traced a finger down your pale face letting his fingers drop to your shoulders, as he traced invisible patterns.
“Amin mela lle.” You knew some didn’t approve of you relationship since you where his cou
Bad Day (LoganxReader)You groaned as you stumbled into your house. Your day was the absolute worst from the moment you woke up.Bad Day (LoganxReader)10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Logan was already gone, you stubbed your toe going to the bathroom, you hit your elbow on the edge of the sink when you sneezed, and then you poked your eye twice doing your eye makeup.
The morning didn't let up after all that either. You only had time for a quick breakfast and you ended up burning the toast, leaving you with no time to eat until lunch. Then traffic was terribly bad and made you almost an hour late, resulting in a lecture from your boss on punctuality. Then you got a paper cut and sanitized your hands before you put on a bandage.
You sighed and walked to your bedroom, removing your clothes slowly so you didn't have another thing go wrong. You safely got your clothes into the hamper and walked to the en suite.
As you removed your makeup and waited for the shower water to heat up you thought about the other half of your day.
After the paper cut incident you thankfull
Wolverine x ReaderWolverine (Logan) x ReaderWolverine x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Five times the Avengers tried to pair the reader with another Avenger and the one time they realized the pair was already dating.”
AN: Reader is the Norse goddess of Nature
It was taking all of your willpower not to fall asleep in the meeting that Fury had called; he was just droning on and on. Next to you, your brother Thor was in a similar state as was your other brother, Loki.
It probably wasn’t the best idea to have a celebration on Asgard due to the defeat of Surtur but Asguardians didn’t really need a reason to celebrate and the festival had gone on to the early hours of this morning. Your only consoling thought was that if you were mortal, you would have dropped mere hours into the festival.
“Wolverine, I thought I told you that there was to be no smoking in the debriefing room.” Fury stopped his lecture to glare at Logan, who was indeed smoking one of his cigars.
Logan raised an eyebrow, “Ya
CharlesXReader: I don't want to lose you (O-S!)CharlesXReader: I don't want to lose you (O-S!)7 months ago in Romance More Like This
Charles X Reader: I don't want to lose you (One-Shot)
It was 1980, Charles had lost Erik as a friend, Mistique was gone and all he had left were you and Hank, you quietly knocked on Charles door, there was no answer, you huffed and opened the door and walked in placing a tea tray down on the coffee table. Charles was sitting on the couch staring into space, a bottle of Scotch in his right hand.
“Charles Xavier? What did I tell you about bloody drinking, you know I hate it when you do that, I brought you some tea” You said grabbing the bottle of scotch from him, you put some sugar and splash of milk in his tea just like he liked it.
Charles just stared at you, he hadn’t bothered to shave or brush his hair, he was lazily dressed and hadn’t come out of his room in months.
“Charles? Drink your tea darling” You picked up the cup of tea handing it to Charles.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
You sighed and kissed Charles cheek walking downsta
Disney Hades x Goddess!Reader for MikuKittehDisney Hades x Goddess! ReaderDisney Hades x Goddess!Reader for MikuKitteh8 months ago in Romance More Like This
AN: Please note that this is the Disney adaptation of Hercules and Persephone doesn’t exist. Godly infants also develop at a faster rate than normal humans. Please don’t freak out about the pairing because Gods/Goddesses don’t have DNA.
Hades scowled as he travelled up to Olympus. Aphrodite and Hephaestus had a little girl six months ago and apparently his ever loving sister decided to hold a magnificent party and invite everybody. His hair flamed up just thinking about it. His brothers had given him the domain with dead people and they expected him to be happy? Please.
Pain and Panic followed behind him – keeping their distance and they flinched when Hades turned around and addressed them. “Remember, we act all happy, greet the brat and leave. Got it?!” Hades roared, his body becoming covered in flames.
Pain and Panic nodded fearfully and Hades stopped the flames. “Glad we got that s
Bane x Reader (Again)Fleet Foxes - Your ProtectorBane x Reader (Again)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I can't lose you," he said angrily, slamming a massive fist into the wall. Plaster dust was shaken from it's home, and chunks of drywall scattered across the floor.
"I'm not going to die!" ____________ protested. "I can take care of myself."
"NO!" he shouted. "You're small, weak and scared. You will."
___________ glared and narrowed her eyes. Bane knew he'd stepped over the edge. "I see." She spun away from him, and he heard her leave. He frowned.
"She'll come back," he mused. "She won't last a week on her own."
She wandered around the city, thinking about how the world came to be, how she ended up in Gotham, with a near-terrorist at her side and a bat at her heels.
"Hey hey hey." A dark chuckle met her ears. "It's that monster's whore."
She could almost see the red painted lips in the dark.
"Pretty little thing, I must explain," he cooed. "I rule Gotham, he doesn't. I rule the people. I instigat
Robin/Dick GraysonxReader: ProtectRobin/Dick GraysonxReader: Protect1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You sighed as you wrapped the bandage around the muscular arm. There was a long gash from the shoulder to the elbow. Thankfully it wasn't deep enough to damage any muscles, but it is still a nasty looking wound. "This is a really bad cut Dick."
"Penguin just got a lucky swing." The young man sitting on the couch next to you answered. His short black hair just brushed over his brow as his ice blue eyes watched you wrap the wound. "We still got him in the end."
"That's not the point, Dick." You ripped the end of the bandage and tied it around his arm. "You should be more careful. Bruce told you not to rush in. He and I were both there too. We could have easily taken Penguin and his men."
"You're starting to sound like Bruce." He mumbled under his breath.
You growled lightly as you stood up. "Maybe because we worry about you, you idiot." You storming out of the room, not bothering to look back to see what Dick's reaction was. How could he be so stubborn? Why couldn't he understand that yo
Kiss Me. (Harry Osborn x Reader)Kiss Me. (Harry Osborn x Reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"(Name)! Please come get Harry, he's totally out of it." Peter cried on the other line of the phone.
"Why did you take him in the first place Peter Parker." You asked in a stern voice. You rubbed your head at the stupidity of your friends sometimes. "OK, fine. Give me the address and I'll be there."
Peter texted you the address and you got into your car. It was almost midnight and the tiredness grew by the minute. "These morons." you muttered under your breath. As you got to the address given, you spotted the two boys. You parked next to them and when Peter saw your car his smile couldn't get any bigger. Peter was right though, Harry was out of it.
Peter struggled to get the tipsy boy in the passenger seat, all you could do was laugh.
"Wow, thanks for helping." Peter breathed out, finally having Harry adjusted to the seat.
"Hey, I wasn't the one who got him drunk." You snickered.
"He did it willingly, alright?" he interjected. You waved him off, and he went on his own at this...club? Y
Oliver Queen X Reader One ShotOliver Queen X Reader One Shot1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"If you don't tell me where Queen is, I'll have to do something I really don't want to do..."
You looked up from your chair, boredom in your (e/c) eyes. "I thought I told you, I don't know where Olly is."
Eyes sparkled with anger between the hood and mask. "We have surveillance from 5 different cameras. They show you talking with Queen and going somewhere with him."
You clapped, "Oh well done! How clever of you to check more than one camera. You know, I should get you a medal."
The hooded figure growled and backhanded you across the cheek. Flicking back your hair, you looked up at him, "There was no reason to do that was there?"
He leaned on the arms of your chair, his face close to yours, "You weren't co-operating. Tell. Me. Where. Queen. Is. Now."
You leaned towards him and whispered in his ear, "I. Don't. Know." He pushed you, making you fall off the chair. His leg came out to kick you, hard.
His heavy, black
Moriarty x Reader - HerMoriarty x Reader - Her1 year ago in Romance More Like This
The room was dark, nearly pitch black, but for the small amount of light coming through the tiny window right beneath the window. Even then, it wasn’t much light at all as the sun had barely begun to rise over London on this new day.
James Moriarty took a moment to look around the room. It was a cellar-type place, with a strong door made of metal and a vastly complicated locking system. Still, it was rather cozy, as they had fixed it to be more homely. The cement floor was covered in a deep red carpet; there was a wardrobe on the far end of the room, an antique vanity table on another wall, other types of furniture scattered about—tastefully, of course—odds and ends… a large, king sized bed.
He looked to that particular piece lastly, set on the floor without a frame, though his gaze was more drawn to her. A bed fit for a king (himself, of course); on it, lay his Queen.
A small figure in comparison to the large mattress, most definitely-- limbs strewn abou
Wolverine x ReaderRequest for FlyingTigerrWolverine x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Stark!Reader x Wolverine
“I can’t believe that the pirate would do that!” Tony fumed as he aimed his Iron Man glove at a target and blew up the target. “Dummy! Clean that up.” He ordered and stormed up to the lounge room of Stark Tower; where you and Pepper where eating pizza.
“Take off that glove if you want a slice.” Pepper calmly ordered without looking up from her slice and you fought a grin. Pepper could handle your brother better than anyone else you knew and the conversations between the two were always funny because where Pepper was calm, rational and logical, Tony was reckless, his moods changed consistently and the only time he applied logic was when he was forced to by Director Fury.
With a sigh, the glove slid off of Tony’s hand and Tony plopped down next to you, “You know, we eat pizza so much, I should just buy the company….”
“No.” Pepper interrupted.