Banned Class (REMAKE)*Splendid is reading Twilight (surprise surprise) in his living room until the doorbell rings. He answers the door, and Mole in a doctor costume is there*Banned Class (REMAKE)8 months ago in Other More Like This
Mole: Yes, uh, I'm from the local pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. *Splendid slams the door in his face* MY LEG!!! *Splendid's iPhone on the table rings, and walks up to the table and answers it*
Splendid: Hello, you've reached the house of a super zero. Please start after the..*hums his superhero theme into the phone*
Splendont: *on the other line* Sounds as though you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, lil bro?
Splendid: *gasps* No! It can't be! Splendont, my asshole of a brother?
Splendont: That's riiiight! I heard you write for the newspaper now.
Splendid: Umm, sometimes..er..how's the...tail?
Splendont: *flicks his tail to the side* It's big, fluffy, and the chicks dig it! I'm the leader of a big, fancy band now! And we're playing at the Tree Bowl next week!
Chocolate With Nutty*Flippy is sitting inside his mailbox humming. He then checks his watch and Mailman Toothy opens it*Chocolate With Nutty9 months ago in Other More Like This
Flippy: *pops out of the mailbox and waves to Toothy* HI MAILMAN!!!!! *Toothy runs away screaming. Flippy hops out of the mailbox* Okay, see you tomorrow! *Flaky walks up*
Flaky: H-hey Flippy! What did ya get?
Flippy: Let's see....*looks through the mail* Fangirls, Fangirls, Fangirls....hate mail, Fangirls, Fangirls, more hate mail....Hey! A magazine! *he looks at the magazine, which reads "fancy living digest"* That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to "Fancy Living Digest!"
Flippy and Flaky: *open the magazine and read it*
Flippy: Check it out, Flaky! *a picture of a rich man's inground pool with an inflatable pool in the middle of it is shown* This man's so rich, he's a got a swimming pool......in his giant pool!
*a picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money*
Flaky: *points to the mans feet, which have fancy shoes on them* And he's g
Survival of The Insane*the scene starts with two young animals, a bear and squirrel named Flippy and Nutty running to their best female friend, Flaky's house*Survival of The Insane9 months ago in Other More Like This
Flippy and Nutty: AWW YEAH WE'RE GOING TO FLAKYS HOUSE WE'RE GOING TO FLAKYS HOUSE BECAUSE WE'RE ALL BEST FRIENDS AND SHES AWESOME WE'RE GOING TO FLAK--- *they then stop running and look confused as they notice that Flaky's door is locked and a "keep out" sign is on it*
Flippy: F-Flaky? *they enter her house to see a TV which shows Flaky in a Bruins jersey laying in her bed, looking miserable*
Nutty: *points to the TV screen* Look, she's on Animal Planet!
Flaky: *on TV, her voice sounding dry and scratchy* H-hey guys....*sniff* if you're watching this, that means I'm very sick right now *coughs* What I've got is very contagious, so I'd appreciate it if you left me alone, 'cause I-I don't want y-you to get sick, so...p-please leave...*narrows her eyes* That means you, Flippy and Nutty. *the screen turns black. Nutty starts opening the door to he