Fairly morbid Jingle BellsDashing through the snow,
Knocking people down,
If they get back up,
Whack them to the ground!!
Blood and guts go splat,
Everyone goes 'eeww',
Then we all just carry on,
Until we start to spew!!
Surfing through the blood,
On a mostly-eaten sheep,
Sitting in its guts,
Hear Berny go 'Meep'!!
Lots of intestines,
Burn them, make them bright!
What fun it is to slosh and dance,
In sheepy guts tonight!
Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go 'Meep'!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!
Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go 'Meep'!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!!!
.:Morbid Fun:.I'm bored.:Morbid Fun:.4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I wanna play
will you play with me today?
I know a game
its really fun
i never have anyone to play
with who won't run
they all seem
to give up
and all too quickly
the end is abrupt.
The game is called Morbid.
Here, you sit there
and I'll tie you up
to that cold metal chair
just sit still,
I'll ask questions
and tell you things to do
and if you can't do them
I get to stab you!
Sounds fun right?
Then lets get started.
You have twelve seconds
to get your hair parted
not fair you say
as time runs out
i could have done it
you've no room to pout
into the liver
my blade sinks in deep
i lick clean my knife
down my throat the blood creeps
okay how 'bout this
lick your nose
and go cross-eyed
for 30 seconds, hold the pose
can't do that either?
ah what a shame
i'll cut out your tongue
so you can't soil my name
isn't you blood delicious?
i think so too
its your own fault your tongue's gone
no, i don't feel sorry for you
you can do none of my tasks
Right Where You Want Me - OneIt was lying on my floor listening to "scratched out" by the Matches on the day that Axel called me. He asked me to meet him, it was raining as it had been all month, hence my being home. I was a little thrown off, Axel hated the rain, and today it was coming down especially hard. "What's up?" I asked sitting up to look out my window. "Can you just come meet me?" he said. "Yeah I'll be right there." He hung up. I jumped up grabbing my coat and a scarf before leaving my room.Right Where You Want Me - One4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When I got to the station plaza I looked up catching the faintest glimpse of red before heading up. I rounded the corner at the top finding Axel soaking wet. How long has he been standing here? "Hey Ax Is everything ok?" He turned to face me, he looked strange, and quickly he crossed the space between us. "Roxas I " his voice choked off and he turned away. I followed his gaze out at the endless rain. "What's wrong? Did something happen?" I reached up and touched his shoulder. The next few moment
AkuRoku Day, Isn't It?Roxas awoke in his bed with a start. Just like every other day, there was no sun to shine through his window, but his eyes fluttered open anyway. His glance flickered around the room anxiously. He'd realized only yesterday what that godforsaken calendar would read, and that dreaded time had finally come. He sat up and glanced around the room again, feeling like his lungs would implode on themselves at any time. Today was the one day of the year he feared the most; the day in which he'd turn himself into a complete hermit for twenty-four hours: August thirteenthofficial AkuRoku day.AkuRoku Day, Isn't It?4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The blondie closed his eyes and tucked himself under the covers. Why? Why did Axel's number have to be eight? They couldn't have just skipped a few numbers and made him number twenty? His ears perked and his stomach dropped in bitter angst as the door creaked open.
"There you are, Roxas," laughed a voicethankfully not Axel'sbut it was almost as bad. Demyx.
This happy-go-lucky ki
.:AkuRoku-Fortunes:. Ok here's how it works. I love you and you love me, got it memorized?~.:AkuRoku-Fortunes:.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Axel, you promised you would eat here with me today" Roxas pulled Axel with all of his strength into the restraunt.
"Yeah I know what I said Roxas, but I hate Chinese food. You know that!
"You know that too! You didn't have to promise to come!" he struggled to pull Axel through the doorway and was satisfied when the weight of Axel lightened as he gave in and followed Roxas inside.
After half an hour of waiting they finally got their food. "You better eat it Axel ok? You'll like it." Roxas smiled as he picked up a pair of chopsticks and started eating.
"I wouldn't like it if I was with someone else" Axel failed at using chopsticks and felt embarrassed when he realized that Roxas was laughing at his failure, so he decided to use silverware instead.
"So... You like it?" Roxas said as he finished his plate. Axel gagged as he looked at his plate full of food. "Um.. Yeah it was great, I'm just, I'm not hun
Little Hatter's HalloweenLittle Hatter's HalloweenLittle Hatter's Halloween5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(a tale told by Jervis Tetch aka the Mad Hatter)
I remember it having been one of my favourite festivities when I was a child. It always was the perfect excuse for me to dress up as my favourite charismatic Carroll character.
My mother had sewed the perfect costume for me - which was during a time when she still supported my extraordinary interest in literature, of course. Later, she thought I became a little, a tiny little bit too obsessive, which I am not, oh, no, no, no - remember! But this is not the story I intend to tell you today - let me think ah!
So there I stood, in front of a mirror twice my small size, and proudly observed my spectacular suit. Oh, it had such lovely details, blue buttons firmly attached to green fabric, a neat little pocket on the left hand side displaying a decorative white piece of cloth. And the hat, it was the first one I fell in love with, so to speak. I daresay it l
AllegiancesAllegiancesAllegiances4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's you who's changed. Not me."
"No Axel. I embraced my fate. You chose to remain a child. Just look at you now, still just as you were."
A snarl, empty. "And you shall forever remain so, a pathetic projection of what once was. I am at peace with my lot as a ghost; a nothing."
The Nobody lay his fronts aside as he stepped into the safety and momentary comfort of his room. The door quietly shut behind him, leaving a clutch of grasping Dusks behind it, their constricted and twitching fingers pining to come within. Eventually their scratchings ceased, and Saix allowed himself to lie back in his bunk, eyes gazing up at the ceiling in a sort of tired stupor. Bodiless forms swirled around his vision. Monsters reached out at him from the shadows, boogeymen crept all about, shadows loomed. As a child he could remember once being mortally terrified of
One Thing After AnotherAkuRoku: One Thing After AnotherOne Thing After Another4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This is a story specifically written for AkuRoku day so obviously that's the pairing. It's yaoi so if you don't like yaoi, don't read it and don't flame me if you decide to read it anyway and don't like it because it's yaoi. You've had fair warning. There's also slight swearing in it but nothing too major and not every other word or something.
A blue eyed blond of the age of 20 sighed as he looked over at the mirror, slipping the article of clothing over his head. He'd been avoiding Axel for a while... ever since that night when they'd gotten drunk. Roxas had woken up the next morning without any memory of what had happened and a flaming pain in his ass. He could only guess what had happened.
He'd actually stayed home from work for a couple days once he'd managed to get to the home that he and his brother Sora shared so as to recover a bit. He was barely able to walk without pain shooting up his legs. Sora had been very supportive of the whole situation
Sing To The Wind - Chapter 4Chapter FourSing To The Wind - Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Axel, unless you suddenly decided that you want to go into an early grave, I suggest that you stop saying 'got it memorised' because it's getting really annoying now!" Roxas snapped as he glared at his boyfriend who was currently raiding his fridge as Axel had stayed over that night.
"Nah, you love it really," Axel smirked as he pulled out a small cream cake which Roxas snatched from his hands.
"That's mine you pig," Roxas said, still scowling.
Axel raised his eyebrow, "really, because the way you were acting last night, I would say that you were the greedy pig," he stated with a serious look on his face as Roxas burned red.
"Would you two shut up, I'm right here!" Zexion's voice shouted from the kitchen table where he was in the middle of playing Abe's Odyssey on his PSP. Zexion and Roxas lived together so it was annoying for Zexion when he had to hear Axel and Roxas going at it almost every night let alone hearing them talk about what they had done the morning after.
Hayner the Feelings Man - SxHHayner and Seifer would spend pretty much every weekend morning Struggling in Twilight Town. The two rivals took it very seriously, but lately, Hayner had rarely been winning and for the most part, he blamed it on Seifer's recently odd tactics.Hayner the Feelings Man - SxH4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'Jeez, who even hits their opponent on the butt, anyway?' Hayner thought with a blush while walking back to his friends.
"Ahh, good job, Hayner," Roxas said, clapping a hand on his best friend's back, "It was a hard match."
"It's okay, you've just been off your game lately," Olette comforted, "maybe you should give it a rest for a while."
"I can't just give up, 'Lette!" Hayner exclaimed, "I've got to practice more."
"Just so you can cop a good feel, yeah?" Roxas jokingly punched Hayner on the arm.
"That's obviously not why," Olette raised an eyebrow, "Jeez, you're so insensitive, Roxas..."
Roxas smirked and said, "Hey, you were thinking"
"I mean, we all know that Hayner is a feelings-man!" The brunette girl
At The Opera TonightCome oooooon~ Pleeeeeaaaaaase?At The Opera Tonight5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Xigbar winces at the pleading, casting a wary glance to the younger male. Puppy dog eyes greet him, hands clasped together hopefully. Damn, how did he get himself into this? Oh, yeah, by saying that this is his day.
Theres an aggravated groan as the Freeshooter holds out his arm. Demyx immediately latches on, giving a giddy sound of joy as he drags his boyfriend off. They have a date to an opera. Something silly sounding, about genetics. Or something like that. Either way, Xigbar doesnt really want to go, but Well, he promised Demyx.
Youre gonna love this, Xig! You wont regret this! the eager Nocturne says, dragging the older male into the portal to head off. Said man just rolls his eyes, trying not to show how he doesnt believe this.
A few hours later, the two walk out of the movie theaterfor theyd not gone to an actual opera, but the movie version of a rock operawit
Office Innuendos -AxR:bdayfic:In the five long years that Roxas had been a boss, he had never seen someone he considered as unprofessional as Axel. And to him, everything was about professionalism. But these ideals all began to change with that one signature smirk for the other, and for some reason, he felt compelled to give him a go.Office Innuendos -AxR:bdayfic:4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When Roxas told his assistant, Demyx who he may or may not have promoted to that level because of their close friendship in university to hire someone with a bit of spark to help motivate other workers in the room, he never meant it like this. From the moment he saw that spiky red hair and the diamond-shaped tattoos under his eyes, he knew it was going to shake things up a little, and probably not in a good way.
With a shrug and a mischievous grin from Demyx, he walked up to the redhead with the intention of giving him a stack of papers.
"Hello, Axel." Roxas started with a critical glare, "I'm Roxas Strife, your new boss. But you'll refer to me as Mr. Strife."
Of Venders and Kisses - SeinerHayner always hated vending machines. He had always been a bit of a sceptic, so he definitely questioned the due-by dates for all the products inside.Of Venders and Kisses - Seiner4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He especially hated it at that moment, when his chocolate bar would just not get out of its slot.
"Stupid machine." Hayner muttered under his breath half-heartedly banging on the glass with his fist. But that gave him an idea, and soon he was shaking the vending machine as much as he could without breaking into a sweat.
He normally wouldn't bother with a vender, but he had time to spend, and now that he had an agenda, he was determined. That was, of course, until his blonde rival came to spice the situation up a little.
"Hey lamer, stop trying to hug the machine, it doesn't wanna be your friend." The muscular blonde adjusted his beanie and crossed his arms, leaning against the wall a couple of metres away from the other.
"Ugh, Seifer, only you'd try to make friends with a vending machine." The messy haired teen retorted, trying to ignore
Night of the Scarecrow chp1Night of the Scarecrow chp15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Night of the Scarecrow
Chapter 1 - The Escape
Jonathan Crane ran through the dark mazelike alleyways of Gotham where no rational civilian dared to set foot at night. The heavy rain's pouring covered the scarcely audible sounds his feet made when touching the ground. A wind gust caught the coat of his scarecrow costume and made him feel as if he were flying, like a large black crow in the pale moonlight. He quickened his pace and was about to turn around a corner when he heard a voice cry from behind through the rain:
"Wait for me! I'm not as fast as you!"
Unnerved, Jonathan turned around and waited for the distant black silhouette of his friend Jervis Tetch to come closer. This was the third time within fifteen minutes he was slowed down because of him! Impatiently Crane shifted his weight from one foot to another as the smaller man finally reached him. Exhausted, the Mad Hatter breathed heavily.
"I can't - need break!"
"We don't have time fo
KH- Pulse PointsOver all the time he had known him, Axel had walked in on Roxas doing some strange things- putting hot sauce on a peanut butter sandwich ("I was in the mood for something different!"), reading some shojo manga about gay kitty people or something ("Marluxia recommended it!"), and standing on his head ("I heard it helps you think!"), so, really, he supposed he shouldn't have been surprised when he walked in to the Grey Area and saw Roxas pressing three fingers too the inside of his knee.KH- Pulse Points5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Axel was about to ask Roxas what he was doing, when Roxas sighed and moved the fingers too his wrist. The same routine was repeated, leaving the fingers there for a few moments while breathing in deeply, then sighing in apparent disappointment. He decided to wait for a minute and see what his Roxy was doing.
After apparently failing with the wrist, he then moved his fingers too his elbow, his neck, and his ankle, all with the same result- a disappointed sigh, a quick muttering under the breath, and movin
WinnerRoxas opened his eyes to a black room. He sighed and rolled onto his side.Winner4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It was all a dream," he complained to himself, "all a dream" Closing his eyes Roxas slowly drifted back to slumber, reliving the same dream he had been having for the past week in anticipation of the festival. The dream was simple but vivid with Roxas and Axel sitting on top of the clock tower in Twilight Town eating ice cream like they usually did. However the scene was different. Axel and Roxas were holding hands, and Axel leaned in to...
"Wake up sleepy head!"
Axel was in front of Roxas, shouting into his face, with a large grin on his face. "What do you want?" Moaned Roxas in discontent. Slowly the boy sat up in his bed and stretched his arms out. Roxas looked at Axel from head to toe. Axel was taller and thinner than Roxas was with long red hair and emerald eyes, but Roxas had short blonde hair and deep blue eyes. Axel looked down at Roxas and noticed his staring.
"Whatcha lookin' at Roxas?" Axel winked at
AkuRoku - Stop StaringThere's this guy. And I don't really know how to describe him, though I guess his appearance would be a good start. He's too tall and skinny, his hair's an obnoxious shade of red and his eyes are neon green. Everything about him screams 'look at me!' and everyone does, trust me. I do too on occasion.AkuRoku - Stop Staring4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do because he makes me feel like I'm the one screaming 'look at me', because he doesn't just look at me; he stares. I wouldn't really mind, true he's a stranger, and at first it was skin crawlingly creepy to be stared at so brutally. But now it's just kind of irritating, because I've grown so used to it, and I kind of enjoy it, that's what irritates me, I've never liked being the centre of attention, but this guy makes me feel like I am.
The other thing that irritates me about this is that I don't know why he stares at me. It's a primary question really, but I'm unsure of how to divulge an answer, and after six months, I really should
Akuroku - Homecoming chapter 1This was a lot of things for Roxas. It was exciting and terrifying, but at the same time so much more than that. He could only really call it emotional, and settled with it being more nerve wrecking considering how much his hands were shaking. He was getting closer every second. Closer to getting home and being back where he belonged after the longest nine months of his life.Akuroku - Homecoming chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The whole thing had come as a massive shock to his system. Actually everything had rattled him since this all started. This time eighteen months ago he was in the same place he was now but with a much different outlook on everything that was happening. Back then he didn't want to be here, he wanted to be 'home', little did he know that the place he once called home would become a prison nine months later, but now now he was home or at least getting close to it.
He hadn't really expected to be here though, he had hoped he'd return one day, but not straight after his eighteenth birthday. His grand
Welcome to Arkham Ch 2Welcome to ArkhamWelcome to Arkham Ch 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do not own Jervis Tetch (aka The Mad Hatter), Alice Pleasance, her boyfriend Billy, or any of the other named characters present.They belong to DC Comics. The Jabberwock, the frumious Bandersnatch, Bill the Lizard, the poems, and quotations are from Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland. This was written purely for fun.
Chapter Two: Welcome to Arkham
"Release me this instant!"
The Mad Hatter grimaced when the beast's claws sliced through his arm, drawing a hissing breath in. He raised his vorpal blade and swung it at the dark and brooding monster. "Back, you frumious Bandersnatch! Back to the tulgey wood!"
As the monster reared back and howled when the ax in his gloved hands hit home, he shot a look over his shoulder. His eyes shot wide when he saw the fiendish Lizard dragging Alice away from the tea party. She fought against his s
Welcome to Arkham Ch 1Welcome to ArkhamWelcome to Arkham Ch 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do not own Batman, Commissioner Gordon, Detective Bullock, Jervis Tetch, or any of the other named characters present. They belong to DC Comics. Quotes are from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland. This was written purely for fun.
Chapter One: Would Not, Could Not
" Would not could not "
Detective Bullock turned from the ambulance a Miss Alice Pleasance and a great deal of other people were surrounding. They were all dressed in ridiculous outfits, ranging from a grinning cat to some sort of royal-looking character, decked out in hearts. They all were claiming to have amnesia as to what happened, each and every one of them
and a circuitry card was collected from each and every one of them. Bullock's eyes fell to the evidence bag as he pocketed his notebook.
" would not
RokuAku :Legacy: pt.1WARNING CONTAINS BOYXBOY LOVE, KINGDOM HEARTS STUFFS, ROKUAKU, AND AXEL UKERokuAku :Legacy: pt.15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxas blinked in the sudden sun. He stared, confused, over the landscape. He was standing on a beach, facing a startling sunset, wearing black and white swim shorts. The problem was, he had no idea what he was doing. He was supposed to be doing something, but what? The problem solved itself as a silhouette appeared, striding purposefully towards him, features invisible against the bright light of the waning sun. He placed his left hand in a visor above his eyes, squinting. The figure was slowly drawing closer, and something about the way they walked, the way the hips were sliding so fluidly, like a womans, but the build was almost unmistakably male
Roxas best friend Axel strode into view, clad simply in what appeared to be a womans bikini. The red matched his hair and set of the contrast to his pale
Welcome to Arkham Ch. 6Welcome to ArkhamWelcome to Arkham Ch. 65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do not own Jervis Tetch (aka The Mad Hatter) or Jonathan Crane (aka The Scarecrow). They belong to DC Comics. Dr. Myers is mine. All the other named characters present also belong to DC Comics. Quotations are all from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. This was written purely for fun.
Chapter Six: Tell Us a Story
It had been maybe two weeks since his incarceration at Arkham Asylum, and Jervis Tetch was still slowly becoming accustomed to the environment (he wouldn't say relaxing ). The only other people he talked to aside from his doctor were the Scarecrow and himself. He would stammer out an apology to anyone who raised their voice to him, but other than that, he was mumbling poetry.
The Scarecrow was surprisingly good company Jervis would have never thought that he would find himself seeking out one of the mos
Happy AkuRoku day"Axel, get in here now!"Happy AkuRoku day4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After a moments pause, the red head peeks around the door, curious to see why he was in trouble.
" ..care to explain this?" Roxas said softly, looking at the laptop screen in front of him. Frowning slightly, Axel wandered beside his lover who was lying stretched out on the bed, and leant down, staring at the screen. He squinted slightly, there was a picture, with him and Roxas in a questionable pose.
" .I swear, I didn't take that picture!" the older male laughed nervously. Roxas rolled his eyes slightly.
"Of course you didn't, someone drew that on an art site." he sighed, flicking through tons more pictures of him and Axel.
"Really? Wow that's good." Axel grinned, looking at the other pictures.
"Yeah, it is. But what worries me, is WHY they did it. So, what pictures did you put up?"
"P-Pictures? Now why would I put up pictures Roxy?" the red head laughed, scratching the back of his head, a usual sign of nervousness.
"No idea, but app
BD: MusicBatman DrabblesBD: Music5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A collection of stories that were too short to call one-shots.
I do not own any of the characters. They belong to DC Comics. This was written purely for fun.
'We needed the car. We needed the car,' Jonathan Crane kept telling himself. That didn't stop him from tightening his death-grip on the steering wheel of the vehicle he and Jervis had stolen to escape from Gotham.
It wasn't until they had passed the city limits that Crane noticed the fuzzy pink dice hanging from the rearview mirror. He continued to glare back and forth from the open country road to the obnoxious dice, his irritation going up a notch each time he did so.
His eyes shot to Jervis.
The Mad Hatter, out of costume for the sake of not being recognized, was staring out the passenger window at the beginnings of the sunrise on the countryside. His eyes drifted to th
Welcome to Arkham Ch. 4Welcome to ArkhamWelcome to Arkham Ch. 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do not own Jervis Tetch (aka The Mad Hatter), Alice Pleasance, or her boyfriend Billy. They belong to DC Comics. Dr. Myers is mine. All the other named characters present also belong to DC Comics. Quotations are all from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. This was written purely for fun.
Chapter Four: Sentence First
Lord, he felt ill. The past week (or from what he could tell, it had been a week; he wasn't sure how much time had passed) had dragged on. His time in solitary confinement was interrupted only by the guards who would haul him off to an unwanted session with Dr. Myers. In the meantime, Jervis Tetch was stuck in silence, only broken by his loose sputtering of Lewis Carroll.
And now, he was sitting between two heavyset guards in a courtroom. If Arkham didn't make him anxious, the court of law certain