Homestuck VHSIt all started when I was thrift store hauling with my Girl Scout troop. One of my friends brought up the idea, we all agreed excitedly. We all had a blast, I also a VHS tape for $1.50. It was titled "Homestuck". Since I was a big fan of the franchise, I bought the tape. But, something was odd about the appearance of the cover, it looked like it was done in sharpie marker, and it had a dent like someone threw it at a wall. Also the Sburb logo was yellow instead of green.Homestuck VHS2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When I got home, I told all of my troop about the odd condition of the tape. I was going to watch it with them, but they left before I could even play the VHS. So I ended up watching it with my older sister. The tape began showing the same yellow Sburb logo, along with not-so-good quality. No wonder, I thought, since it looked beat up.
It cut to a bonfire with all the trolls, but Terezi was missing. All of them had a shocked expression except for Karkat, who looked furious. Then Eridan said in his wavy acce
IdiocyYou're not entirely sure why, but right now you are soaked to the bone, lying on your back on what you're assuming is sand, with a frantic seadweller leaning over you. At least, you think they're a seadweller. Yes, they are definitely a seadweller; they have the cute little fins on either side of their head, there is no doubt in your mind they are a seadweller.Idiocy2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Whoever the seadweller is looks really concerned, and you're pretty sure they're saying something, but you're a little out of it and it takes you a moment to clear your head enough to pay attention. When you do you recognise the troll above you immediately, and can't help grinning a little. For some reason your arm feels really heavy - scratch that, your everything feels heavy - so you can't really wave at him like you were intending, which kind of sucks because now you have to interrupt whatever he's going on about, but whatever, you haven't been listening anyway.
"Gam! Fuck, I thought you were <
wALK,, Chapter 7wALK,, Chapter 74 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I had to scarf my pancakes down before we left. It made my stomach hurt a bit as we walked along a strip mall to browse. So far I had found a nice pair of comfy house sandals. They were so much easier to get on and off than tennis shoes. Dad bought a few ties and cuff links for his work suits. There wasn't much around here on this side of town, but the FiduSpawn store was right around the corner. I was anxiously waiting to go see Gamzee. Dad decided to try on a few golfing hats. I stood there with an antsy feeling crawling along my spine. Dad took the hint, we left.
I had barely gotten through the door before I was slammed into the wall in a breath taking hug. Gamzee's hair fell into my face and tickled my nose. His grip was close to suffocating, but in a good way. I had no idea he was so strong. It felt nice. I hugged him and pat his back softly. He was shaking.
"Aw man motherfucker you had me so motherfucking scared bro!" I felt his shoulder heave. "You're my best motherfuckin bro ma
wALK,, Chapter 8wALK,, Chapter 84 years ago in Profiles More Like This
My dad decided to drop Gamzee and me off at the mall. He said something about paper work. He'd pick us up later. Gamzee wrapped an arm around my shoulders as we walked into the mall. Chattering happily about a prank he pulled on Karkat. I couldn't help but laugh, it sounded pretty funny. I wish I had been there to see.
We walked into the first store we came across, a Walden Books. Gamzee pulled me to the back of the store and started browsing through random books that were on sale. I stood beside him and dug through the young adult section.
I look up. Gamzee had his hands clasped over his mouth, and he was drastically trying to hold in what looked to be a laugh. His eyes started to water up.
I stared at him puzzled. He pulled a book off the shelf and handed it to me, snickering. "Bro, motherfucking, pffffttsshh, look at this, ahahaha!" I grasped the little book and read the title.
"Kama sutra for the blind.." My eyes widened, then I let out
wALK,, Chapter 4wALK,, Chapter 44 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I awoke the next morning in my bed. I jolted forward. "G-Gamzee?!" My eye scanned the interior of my room. My heart was racing in a panic. Where was Gamzee? How did I get home? Was it a dream? There was a knock at my door and I felt my heart leap into my throat. The doorknob turned slowly and the door was pushed up.
It was my father. I sighed shakily. My father was a rather tall man, slim but muscular. Whiskers covered his strong jawline. He was known for clenching his jaw tightly when he was upset. Today he was sporting a white polo and black slacks, and dark brown dress shoes. I was hoping my dad wouldn't notice my panic.
"What's wrong son? You look like you've seen a ghost. Are you sick?"
He reached out and touched my forehead. I squirmed.
"Son you're burning up!" His face twisted in worry. I noticed his eyes were bloodshot, making the chocolate color of his eyes lighten into a caramel. "W-where are you going Dad?" He sighed. "I was going to go golfing with a cl
wALK,, Chapter 10wALK,, Chapter 103 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The cupcake was sweet and soft, with traces of orange flavoring melded with vanilla. It was one of the best things I had ever tasted. Gamzee bit into another one and sighed aloud. "This is so motherfucking legit man."
"Yeah, this is uh, really good Gamzee."
He chunked the empty cupcake box in a nearby trashcan and licked his lips. I felt my spine tingle. "Where to next bro?" His head swiveled side to side. "Oh bro look at that!" He pointed to a store called "Love Shack" The name made my stomach flip. My eyes followed the direction of his finger as I timidly ate the last bite of my cupcake. Through the door-less entrance I could see something rather large sitting upon the floor. I squinted a bit.
"Is that a giant, uh, bean bag chair?"
"You bet your sweet motherfucking ass it is. Come one!"
He looped an arm around my elbow and pulled me to the store. Thankfully Gamzee knew how to keep a good pace I could keep up with. Once in the store I sat down on the chair. It was incredibly soft, and
wALK,, Chapter 3wALK,, Chapter 34 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Awh man Tavbro, wassup?" Gamzee stood on the balls of his feet, slightly crouched. He had a bottle of grape faygo in his hand. Purple really was his favorite color, wasn't it? There was a smile on his face, a little goofier than his usual smirk. My heart was racing. "N-nothing just out for a walk. Couldn't sleep." Gamzee rocked a bit in thought. "A walk huh?" Then he giggled. Something about him was off, I couldn't place it though. He stood slowly and glance at the tree I was standing next to. With a leap, he landed on a thick branch, then jumped to the ground. He stumbled and giggled again. "G-Gamzee is there something wrong?" I reached out and placed my hand on his shoulder to help stabilize him. He took a sloppy swig of his beverage.
"Yeah motherfucker, jus' a little high," He laughed some more. My heart seemed to ice over. High? As in on drugs high? I blinked away my disbelief. "W-why are you high? W-what are you high o-on?" I felt sick. Gamzee seemed to straighten up. "D'zaw man,
wALK,, Chapter 5wALK,, Chapter 54 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sollux walked me to Karkat's house. He'd been to the gas station to pick up some of Karkat's favorite red candies. I explained what had happened last night, and expressed my worry for him. Sollux nodded along with my explanation, commenting here and there on what he thought might have happened. Chances where that Gamzee was either at home, or with Karkat. The two didn't live too far apart. That was a relief. My legs were killing me. They weren't meant for so much activity.
Karkat's house was nice. The paint was dull, but the lawn was decorated nicely. Karkat's mother sat on the porch and sipped lemonade. She was reading a magazine. "How to console your child through your divorce". Nice.. Sollux greeted her and walked inside. She ignored me as I followed him in. Karkat's father sat at a computer desk, clicking angrily at the computer muttering to himself. His words hissed out like a deflating tire. I felt sorry for Karkat.
"Thiith way, he'th alwayth iin hiith room."
To Seduce a Strider You are not entirely sure why you let your friend drag you to this Christmas party. It’s probably better than listening to your mother ramble on at the dinner table about how much you should be appreciating your aunt’s gifts, those awful shorts that looked like she’d stumbled into a store and grabbed the first thing that seemed like “a youth would wear it”, and how you really do need to call your cousin who you haven’t seen since you were three. But still, the scintillating colorful lights serve as an ever-present reminder that yes, it’s Christmas, and you are completely ignoring your family. But your mom, notorious for her strict parenting, actually let you come! Like hell you’re going to throw that Christmas miracle away.To Seduce a Strider2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You look around the cluttered room, filled to the brim with people all talking and laughing, some even dancing. It’s like your entire school’s come here, and then some; you
Karkat X Troll-Reader: part 1The world around you was on fire, people and trolls rushed by you screaming trying to escape the fire that threatened to claim their lives. (friends name) stood before you her back turned towards you. Slowly you reached your hand forward and grasped her shoulder. “(friends name) are you ok?” you asked as you made her turn towards you. As her body faced you you reeled back in fear, (friends name) eyes were rolled back showing only the whites and blood dark and red poured from her eyes and mouth. You watched on in horror as the skin on her face began to peel away showing the pale white bone beneath. You were frozen with fear only able to watch “You did this to me (your name), you KILLED ME!” (friends name) shrieked her now skeletal hands grasped your neck. “I-I di-n't...” you choked, air coming less and less as she continued to squeeze harder.Karkat X Troll-Reader: part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were suddenly pulled from her grasp and shaken like a ragdoll “WAKE UP WOMAN!!!” your ey
Warm Wishes (Kankri X Reader) Part 2Warm Wishes (Kankri X Reader)Warm Wishes (Kankri X Reader) Part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
You dropped the last box and groaned. Your sister and you didn’t own much, but what you owned was heavy! You stretched and sighed as your shoulders popped. A loud crash from the kitchen interrupted your peaceful moment. Well, at least that meant Sis was alive.
“Hey sis, you okay in there?” you called.
There was a bit of scrambling before the reply came. “Yeah! I’m fine, just slipped!” she shouted.
Sis was about as graceful as a herd of elephants on roller skates. You were constantly amazed at how she could actually function in normal life. She could even hold a job as a waitress! But as soon as she ditched the uniform, she was sprawled on the floor because she tripped or something.
You rolled your eyes and headed for the door. “Hey Sis, I’m gonna go explore, ok? I’ve got my cell!” you shouted.
There was an indistinct noise from the kitchen that sounded like a cross between a yes and a cry for help
wALK,, Chapter 9wALK,, Chapter 93 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Gamzee and I had browsed through several stores on the first level. There wasn't much down here though, just a bunch of kiosks and booths with obnoxious salesmen. It was well into the afternoon now. I could see the sun shining brightly through the sky panel windows. There were clouds splayed across the sky, growing heavy, and showing signs of rain. The thought of rain made me happy. We needed it badly here. I honestly couldn't remember the last time we had gotten a good rain. We headed to the escalators. Gamzee hopped up on the opposite one, walking on it backwards but didn't move. He had his hands tucked into his hoodie, and the chain from his wallet jingled. The sunlight hit his hair, making it glow a rich purple. His eyes sparkled just as beautifully as the smile he had. He looked miraculous. Like a tall, muscular god. My breath seemed to trap itself in my throat. He chuckled. "Bro, there's all kind of cool shit up here now. Have you been here lately?" I shook my head. He
Preview of The Facts (Kankri x Reader)Preview of The Facts (Kankri x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Triggers, triggers, triggers. Sometimes you want to strangle the red-sweatered troll, while at others you wanted to hug him.
He’s a douche, there’s no denying that. Some people, like Meulin Leijon, somehow manage to gloss over every fault of his, like polishing a rock--facets of his personality disappearing under their “He’s so smart!!” or “Hottie alert!” comments. But the simple fact remains that this troll, despite his relative good looks and intelligence, is absolutely unbearable.
But hey, when he started making timid “flushed” advances towards you, what could you do? His personalities seemed split--arrogant and irritating when presenting his lectures, but as soon as you came on the scene, his whole face would flush red and his voice would waver in pitch and volume.
He seemed torn between his two moods, and his “triggers” would get more and more ridiculous as he “tagged” them: “Awkward mannerisms, ac
(Name): Faint Dramatically [READER x SOMEONE](Name): Faint Dramatically [READER x SOMEONE]3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
[A/N]: I suggest listening to this ( http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=baXkvm52j_0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbaXkvm52j_0 ) when reading the dream bubble scene. (It's right after the "I know because (Name)'s strong" part.)
[(Name): Faint Dramatically]
You fall to the floor in a heap, hair strewn about the cream colored tile, eyes shut but obviously moving beneath the lids.
[==> Be the Other Girl]
You have a name, douchebag!
Two beings behind you walk up, placing one of their hands on each of your shoulders. The one with her hair pulled back with chopsticks speaks first, "夢の泡が私たちを呼び出し母クソ、くそったれです。彼女はセクシーなクソの一部が利用助けたいと考えています."
Just a Moirail- IntroJust a Moirail- Intro2 years ago in Drama More Like This
> be the odd troll girl
Your name is (f/n), and you are a young troll girl. Okay, not really.
> wait, what?
So, the explanation begins. A few months ago, close to a sweep in Alternian time, you, along with the rest of your SBURB session, had stumbled upon the alpha trolls, the twelve dancestors of the twelve trolls you had come to know and love/hate (depending on who was being spoken of.) You, being the quiet person you are, were hardly ever noticed by any of them, other than Cronus, who you soon deduced to not be as bad as the rumors you heard depicted him to be.
So, obviously, all things considered, Cronus was the only one who was in on your little secret…
“Almost finished,” squinting your eyes at your reflection, you dragged the little sponge across your (s/c) flesh, coating it in a heavy gray makeup. Thankfully, your natural eye color was passable enough for a teen troll’s eyes, preventing you from having to attempt to place lenses in them. Stepping back a
Warm Wishes (Kankri X Reader) Part 1Warm Wishes (Kankri X Reader)Warm Wishes (Kankri X Reader) Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
You looked out the window of your first grade classroom, watching the snow fall. You really wanted a snow day, but the ground wasn’t even white yet. That meant that you still had to figure out what words meant scary and add three plus two.
You yawned and glanced at the clock. You couldn’t really tell what time it was, but you knew what the arms had to look like for it to be lunch. You weren’t really hungry, but boy were you tired. Christmas was coming up and you had been fretting about what to get your sister and parents for the past few days. You glanced around the classroom, trying to take your mind off your sleepiness.
Your eyes stuck on one of the other kids in your class and you frowned. He was really weird. He always talked for a really long time and used really big words that you didn’t understand. Some of his teeth stuck out of his mouth and made him talk funny. He was also grey and had stubby little horns that
KARKAT ARE YOU JEALOUS PART 1▲: H3Y >:]KARKAT ARE YOU JEALOUS PART 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
▼: HELLO TEREZI. I SEE YOU'VE ACTUALLY FOUND THE WILLPOWER TO PRY YOURSELF FROM STRIDERDOUCHE LONG ENOUGH TO TALK TO ME.
▲: 1 DO NOT T4LK TO LONG TO D4V3
▲: 1 H4V3'NT 3V3N T4LK3D TO H1M TOD4Y M1ST3R GRUMPY P4NTS
▼: YOU TALK TO HIM ALMOST ALL THE. OR SO IT SEEMS. AND HOW CAN YOU EVEN TELL IF IT'S BEEN A DAY YET? I MEAN WE'RE ON AN ASTEROID. IS THERE EVEN ANY DAY OR NIGHT WHEN THERE'S COMPLETELY NO SUN?
▲: 1 JUST TR13D TO 3ST1M4T3 MR.V4NT4S >:[
▼: ETHER WAY, IN COMPARISON TO HOW MUCH YOU TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE, THE AMOUNT OF BANDYING YOU AND DAVE DO IS WAY MORE THAN SHOULD BE OCCURRING.
▼: IN OTHER WORDS YOU SEEM TO TALK TO HIM WAY MORE THAN YOU TALK TO ANYONE ELSE.
▲: SO YOUR J34LOUS >:] *SMIRKS*
▼: NO, I JUST THINK THAT TALKING TO DAVE THAT MUCH CAN'T BE GOOD FOR YOU. I MEAN, MY GOD, HE'S A COMPLETE MORON.
▲: TH3N WHY DO YOU K33P BR1NG1NG TH3 T1M3 W3 SP3NT TOG3TH3R
▲: 1T'S L1K3 YOU W4NT M3 TO SP3ND MIR3 T1
Art Trade : Homestuck FanficOne can only go for so long without falling asleep. Karkat was painfully aware of his as he leant his head against one of the computers and half heartedly berated John about something stupid he was going to do.Art Trade : Homestuck Fanfic4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been Kanaya's idea and Gamzee, Nepeta and Terezi had agreed with it. No idea so far had gotten so much praise. Then again, most of the ideas so far had been Karkat's, so it wasn't really that surprising.
It didn't take Kanaya long to find something that was suitable for battering trolls into unconcious with. She made light work of it, though, perhaps she wouldn't have needed to hit him quite so many times... The jade-blooded troll did feel a little guilty about that, but it was for Karkat's own good. He needed to sleep.
A pair of sightless red eyes looked down at him, and Karkat awoke to the sound of snickering... Or atleast, he thought he awoke, for it didn't appear to be where he'd fallen asleep. He opened his mouth to say something, no doubt consisting of some very col
Piggy Back Ride "FUCK." Karkat growled, "TEREZI, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" He asked the blind girl, who was sitting on his floor. "1'M S1TT1NG DOWN K4RKL3S. WHY?" She responded, with a large grin. "....." He took time to just examine her, then turned back to the computer. "NOTHING. NEVERMIND." Amusement flooded Terezi. She patted the ground next to her. "COM3 S1T BY M3 K4RKL3S!" She said, smiling. "WHAT? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I?" Karkat snapped. "W3LL, 1 THOUGHT YOU'D W4NT TO S1T W1TH M3. >:[" Terezi said in a mild voice, frowning. Karkat turned and looked at her, then let out a sigh. "FINE." He got up and walked over to her, then sat right next to her. "...... WHAT NOW?" He asked. "1 DON'T KNOW." Terezi responded crossly. The two both sat in silence for a long while. "TEREZI, REALLY, I'M FUCKING BOR-" Karkat was cut off when he felt a wet..... SOMETHING.. slide across his cheek. Terezi had licked him playfully. "BLUH! TEREZI, WHAT THE FUCKPiggy Back Ride4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Just a Moirail (2)Just a Moirail (2)2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Heavy breathing obscured any words that attempted to escape your throat as heavy waves of heat from the physical exertion rendered you almost immobile.
Your partner in crime was currently hovering over your helpless figure, fingers wiggling tauntingly before diving in for the kill, causing a surprised yelp to escape your mouth.
"Cr-Cro-" you couldn't even manage to speak his name properly, stuttering over the syllables much like he did when he became flustered and his accent became thick. Drawing in a shuttering breath through clenched teeth, you attempted one last hurrah and wrapped your legs around his narrow hips, using the shock your movements had clearly caused him to your advantage and twisted your body until you both had flipped on your sides, giving you the perfect opportunity to domineer over him. You pushed up on your hands and knees and pinned him underneath you, trapping him in a cage of limbs while staring him down with a devious smirk.
KarkatxTerezi Trollmegle▼: H3H3H3, H1 TH3R3 >:]KarkatxTerezi Trollmegle4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
▲: ((l3mme change))
▲: OH JEGUS FUCK,WHAT DO YOU WANT
▼: H3H3H3 WOW, H3Y TH3R3 M3!
▼: ((OK XD ))
▼: H3H3H3, H3Y K4RKL33SSS *RUBS F4C3* YOU'R3 4LL R41NBOWY. . . D1D YOU COV3R OURS3LF 1N SOPOR >
▲: FUCK NO
▲: WHAT IN ALTERNIA MADE YOU THINK I'LL EAT THAT SHIT
▼: H3H3H3, 1111 N3V3R S41 YOU'D 34T 1T >:/
▲: BUT STILL
▲: JUST NO
▲: I WON'T EVEN FUCKING TOUCH THAT SHIT
▲: IS YOUR FUCKING NOSE BROKEN OR SOMETHING *flicks the tip of her nose*
▼: YOU SHOULDDDD
▼: TH3Y'R3 4M4411ZZZ11NNGGGG
▼: H3H3H3, NOT SUR333 >
▲: NO TH3Y ARE NOT FUCKING AMAZING
▲: SHIT,DID I JUST TYPE LIKE YOU
▼: 1 M34N, M444YYBB333 SOPOR M3SS3S W1TH MY NOS3 >
▲: IT MESSES WITH EVERYTHING PYROPE
▼: OF COURS3 TH3Y 4R3! 1 JUST H3D 4 F3W 1'D KNOW
▼: H3H3H3, YOU D1D!
▼: HMMMM >
▲: I HATE YOU
▼: TH3N M4YB3 1T M3SS3D W1TH M3.
The Dance - Homestuck (Karkat X Terezi)He smelled so peaceful when he was sleeping and wasn't yelling at everything. This had been on of the more legendary parties they had ever thrown. Everybody was there, even Eridan (even though most people wouldn't have minded if he hadn't come). It was around 5 am and almost everyone was gone, only the very few were left at Terezi's house. This list included: Jade (out cold), John (also out cold, what is with these kids and not being able to hold their liquor?), and Karkat (sleeping with his head on Terezi's lap).The Dance - Homestuck (Karkat X Terezi)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The pictures that were forming in Terezi's head from her smell and taste told her that Karkat looked younger than he did normally; his face always smelt older than he was, now he smelt his age. Terezi secretly was thankful that Vriska spiked everyones drinks with that gin she brought from home. It meant that a) they got to see drunk Egbert and Harley (they were such bad drunks), and b) Karkat had fallen asleep in her lap. She never wanted this moment to end, this perfect mome
The Life And Times Of Karkat Fucking Vantas (CH.1)The Life And Times Of Karkat Fucking Vantas (CH.1)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS
A homestuck a.u.
(homestuck is owned by andrew hussie)
The sun is shining full blast into your bedroom, bouncing off every shiny object and even making your close-lidded eyes burn.
You groan and roll over, grumbling to your pillow as you bury your face in it. It's clear you're not a morning person.
It's got to be 150 degrees in this apartment and you're regretting sleeping in your full P.J. attire but you can't help that you're a self conscious little fuck. You groan and reach around on your crowded bed for your phone but your hand smacks the face of a dog, which whimpers.
Lord, you hate that dog. You shove him off the bed and he whimpers again before racing out of the bedroom. Good. Little motherfucker needs to know his place.
You finally find your phone among the various pairs of underwear, headphones and Red Bull cans and flip it open to find se
Karkat gets medical treatment from Terezi▲: H3Y TH3R3 >:}Karkat gets medical treatment from Terezi4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
▼: *Karkat Vantas is chained to the floor by his wrists and ankles, wearing his usual black tee-shirt, though it is ripped horribly, beyond the tattered fabric you can see cuts and gashes, candy red blood slowly seeping from the injuries. He doesn't move as you enter the room.*
▲: K-K4RKL3S *HOLDS HIS FACE*
▲: W-WHY DO 1 SM3L R3D 3V3RYWH3R3
▼: *Karkat shifts slightly, weakly opening his eyes to look at his friend* t-t-terezi...? *for once he isn't yelling, and doesnt sound completely pissed off. but he sounds in pain.*
▲: *LICKS HIM GENTLY* K4RKLES WHAT HAPPENED *A TEAL TEAR STARTING TO FORM IN HER EYES*
▲: K4RK4T PL34S3 DON'T D13 ON M3
▼: i was....a-attacked f-from behind... hit in the h-head... and blacked out... i w-woke up h-here.....*Karkat's voice is low and weak, and he doesn't react to the lick.* ....
▲: *THE TEAL TEAR DROPS*
▲: WHO DO YOU TH1NK D1D TH1S TO YOU
▲: 1 SH4LL B-BR1NG