What's New, Mary Sue? PART 2Well, Rorschach couldn't have rum. But he did have sugar cubes.What's New, Mary Sue? PART 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He rolled up his blotted mask and popped one into his mouth. The Joker eyed this curiously before leaning over, licking his painted lips and hissing, "can I have one...?" He gave Rorschach what he took to be an attempt puppy-dog eyes but it was difficult to fall for when it was coming from a sadistic clown with a scarred smile than ran almost all the way up to his ears who smelled almost as odd as he did.
Rorschach popped another cube into his mouth.
He'd never really cared for puppy-dog eyes.
The Joker feigned a pout then stealthily slid his chair over to Jack. "Can I have some...?" he asked in a voice that he hoped was innocent enough.
Jack finished a swig from the tall bottle and licked his lips. The Joker noticed that he seemed to sway a bit before he slurred out, "Mmmmmnnnooo..." followed by another equally long gulp from the bottle.
The Joker growled and turned angrily to Lego
JACK ATTACKJack furrowed his brow and narrowed his eyes, focusing all his concentration into one move.JACK ATTACK5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Possibly his last, if he wasn't careful. He slowly lifted his blade, fully aware that the wicked eyes with the fiery brows were still resting on him.
The demon grinned widely, revealing two rows of long, curving teeth.
"Make your move, Samurai," it taunted, demonic eyes ablaze.
That was all Jack needed. With a sharp cry, he swung his blade twice into the demon's dark form, creating a shining white X as he did so. The demon let out an ear-piercing shriek and suddenly began to howl-
The samurai glared up at the beast in irritation.
"FfffffffOOL!" the dark creature spit, bits of saliva splattering onto Jack's face. Aku pointed a long clawed finger at the dark space they were playing on (a.k.a. Aku's stomach). "That is your second move! See? Two X's in a row. I know exactly where to block you. Predictable Samurai." Aku laughed to himself as he took his claw and drew a ci
The Greatest Fic Ever Part 2When we last left off, our fair, beautiful and sassy heroine was slowly dying of un-attention.The Greatest Fic Ever Part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A sociopathic murderer was busy eating his daily brains when a strange and mysterious girl went up to him.
"Soylar, hey Soylar," said she. "It is I, that long ago forgotten childhood friend that also had a troubled life and a dead mother. I also fantasize about blood and eating people and had issues at school and we were married in a past life but some Japanese otaku nerd screwed up the time continuum and now you can't remember-"
"Your brains, I shall eat them," said Soylar most wickedly as he attempted to saw open the top of her head with his middle finger. "Your sue powers will be most delici-oh dear GOD. It tastes like someone put plastic covered glittering shit in my mouth. I've eaten over 50 people and none of them are even vaguely resemble this festering camel vomit. Away with you!"
Soylar then flung her away where she then magically landed in space.
Tokyo Teddy Bear - DC English LyricsTokyo Teddy Bear - DC English Lyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
oh father, mother, i'm sorry for what I'VE DONE
still slobbering on MY THUMBS
knees tremble, i'm SO SCARED
oh brother, sister, it's time to WAVE FAREWELL
lace up the beat-up SHOES
i dashed out for THE WILD
everything that i PRESENT
is more than i can CREATE
anything that seems so RIGHT
could be just a nail in THE SHAFT
i silently asked MYSELF
"could you love without LOOKING BACK?"
scissors IN MY HAND
colors IN YOUR FACE
let me take it ALL APART!!
longing for REASON
for the WISDOM
astonish me, sing it at your WILL
nothing but PERCEPTION
why not? I DON'T KNOW!!
distress of TOMORROW
stand up and ROCK IT to the WORLD
ashes that FALL
infect my WOUNDS
let it all START AGAIN!!
so long, ALL MY FRIENDS
professor MISTER YVES
my heart is beating FAST
drools down the neck CONFUSED
tell me mister right what you have SEEN SO FAR
quietly he answered, "life is just a BITCH"
tell me mister nice what you have FELT SO FAR
grabbed my neck he shouted, "lifeless as a
Across the StarsOne day Jake Sully was living peacefully on Pandora when he heard a noise in the bushes.Across the Stars5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What was that?" Jake asked.
"I don't know, I think you should go check it out," said Neytiri.
So Jake Sully took his spear and went to see what the noise was.
Suddenly, he saw a tall, grasshopper-looking creature standing in the clearing.
"Oh my God." said Jake Sulley.
The creature spoke in a strange tongue. "The humans took our ship," he said sadly. "and we waiting 20 long years to get it back. we barely managed to escape with our lives. me and my son were in the slum for so long, filthy, malnourished, and mistreated, and now..." the creature started sobbing. We buried his large, misshapen, exo-skeletoned head in his hands...claws...fingers...claw fingers.
It was then jaek selluy suddenly noticed how alike the creatures eyes were to his own. They were so different...he so blue...the other so prawn... yet they both had such large, expressive eyes...
and they were both tall enough to
G is for GermanyG is for Germany, strict as heG is for Germany3 years ago in Humor More Like This
E is for efficient, something he is to be
R is for red, a colour on his flag
M is for Mercedes, a car that’s got swag
A is for anger, the emotion you should fear
N is for Never... say no to beer
Y is for yelling, that which everybody can hear
The TomboyYour knees are skinned upThe Tomboy9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And your hair is cut short,
Naked, abused Barbies lay scattered.
Oh, how you seized the day.
Little girl with an Army hat on
It belongs to your daddy
Who you adore and go visit every other weekend.
He is teaching you how to shoot today,
And you think that is the best.
You are always the one scratching in
The lace dress your mom
Makes you wear every Sunday.
You don't care if you match or
If your hair is combed or a shoe is untied.
Little Tomboy jamming the aluminum can
In your bike to hear it roar
And racing the boys all the way home.
One day you will grow up to be a lady
They all say, and you deny every word.
Your mom is a lady, pretty and giddy,
with a handsome boyfriend, too.
Dont you want to be like her?
Ladies get the chair pushed out for them
In the nice restaurants and
Get the chair shoved into them at home.
Thats just not your thing.
Neko2P!GermanyxReader ch 10You woke up the next morning a little earlier than usual. You stretched and let out a loud yawn, waking Gilbert and Lutz as you did. They in turn yawned and stretched as well.Neko2P!GermanyxReader ch 102 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Good morning, you two." You smiled as you rubbed each ones head.
"Let me go to the bathroom and we'll get you boys some food." You smiled as you sat up, stretching again. You got up and headed for the bathroom, once you finished, you mad your way to the kitchen, Lutz and Gilbert following you.
You put food in their bowls and poured yourself some cereal. You ate with a smile as you thought about your date with Lutz the night before. Once you finished you put your bowl in the sink and headed for the shower.
Your morning went like every other morning with your two feline roommates. They joined you in the shower and watched as you got ready, at first it bothered you and you found it rather creepy, but you eventually got used to it and the mornings just wouldn't be the same if they
Harry Potter AnalysisThe wonderful world of Harry Potter has touched countless lives upon its release. It contains many colorful elements from magic and fantasy to fighting bald snake people with little wooden sticks. Yet at the same time, despite touching so many countless lives, the ever-popular series has not been without its fair share of criticism, a large portion of which may not have been completely unfounded. Harry Potter has been said to promote more than a few more shady practices. It wouldn't hurt to explore and prod some of them in scholarly analysis.Harry Potter Analysis5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Let us take, for example, the most prevalent example in the HP wizarding world. Wands. Harry Potter and friends often use their wands to solve problems and, more often than not, create quite a few of them. HP, Ron, and Draco are constantly seen "whipping them out" and "waving them around," despite the fact many teachers advise most of the Hogwarts students against doing so. This could function as a sort of subliminal nod to boyhood fasc
Dating for Dummies [Spencer Reid x Reader]Dating for Dummies [Spencer Reid x Reader]3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The air within the German deli was light and refreshing compared to the bar down the street that Spencer's co-workers were loosening up at after an especially gruesome case right in Norfolk, Virginia involving an old schitzophrenic man killing his son-in-law and all of his friends. An old blond-haired man sat on a stool with a light wooden guitar on his lap and a microphone up to his chapped lips as he sung the lyrics to Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra, and effectively brought the BAU profiler back into reality in time to notice a single woman sitting at the bar dressed in full dress blues with her bucket hat nested on the surface of the bar beside her.
"H-Hello." The soft stuttering of this word caught your attention and brought your focus away from the Deutschland Bier that you were currently cursing and towards a lanky looking young man. "Hi." You said before motioning the awkward kid towards the empty seat next to you. "I'm Spencer Reid, um, may I ask your name?"
Hetalia x Reader - SealandYou walked up the building where the World Meeting just about shaking with nerves.Hetalia x Reader - Sealand3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Are you ok?" The small country of Sealand asked you as he lead you up to the building door, holding your hand. You were a happy Sealandian and best friend of its personification, Peter Kirkland. He asked you to come with him so that the other nations might recognize him as a country because he had an actual population.
"I'm fine, why don't you go ahead, I'm going to get some water," Peter, nodded, giving you one last worried look before running of to find Lativa, otherwise known as Ravis. You walked around the seemingly endless halls and past numerous doors til you found a double set of doors.
'Maybe its a break room,' you thought pushing the doors open. It wasn't, you were wrong, very very wrong. You walked into the meeting room where most of the countries sat getting ready for the meeting. When you walked in they all stopped to stare at you.
"I, uh, um wrong room?" You stuttered out. Stories from Pete
How To Make a Real MonsterTales of monsters have been around since mankind was old enough to feel fear of the dark. Quite possibly even longer. And despite many thousands of years since, monsters still remain popular unto this day. You see them everywhere, stores, films, media, video games, comics, etc. A lot of people want to create monsters themselves. But how does one stand out in a world already so saturated with goblins and swamp creatures? How does one seem unique while managing to use an element that may have been done many times throughout history?How To Make a Real Monster5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Never fear. For in this guide, we will turn everything you've been taught about monsters thus far and turn it upside down. You will be taught how to create a real monster.
1. Getting With the Times Let's get one thing straight. Century-old tales can be only interesting for so long in an age of iPods and portable microwaves. Therefore, we need to make our monsters appeal to the times. As in, we need to make them appeal to the audien
How To ArgueIf there's one thing that a person can't live without, it's arguments. Whether it's online or real life, chances are you're going to get sucked into them. Like the death of a pet or every ongoing anime series since the mid nineties tanking horribly and hitting rock bottom, it's inevitable. So here are yet a few more tips to help you succeed in that key aspect of life (and online).How To Argue5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
1. Name Calling Dropping Something that you're bound to see in almost every other argument in life is the ever-present name-calling. Fuck key points or backing up your retorts with actual intelligence. None of that is necessary when you have name-calling. Name calling works especially well in real life. But since one can get their face brutally smashed in in real life, this makes doing it online slightly more advantageous (and easy to get away with). Besides, what are they gonna do? Reach through the screen and break your teeth in? They wish. Name calling allows you to score points
IcelandxReader::Breaking the IceBreaking the IceIcelandxReader::Breaking the Ice3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Iceland x Reader
Here you were, standing in the middle of the lit floor of the booming club, loud music blaring through the speakers, drinks being passed around, boys hitting on girls and vice versa. It was alright…except for the fact that you were standing alone…awkwardly in the middle of two people dancing in a fashion that you hadn't quite put your finger on.
Definitely a tie between a demonic ritual or a heart attack. Either way, their arms were flailing mercilessly and they kept thrusting their pelvis sporadically. That wasn't exactly your cup of tea.
As for you, you kept a small swaying motion to the beat of the music, averting all eye contact with the wrong people. So far, so good, but as you turned around, your eyes met a pair of crystal blue orbs that shined brilliantly in the dim lights of the club and hair so silvery-white, it almost seemed like he belonged on the cover of a Hipster magazine. He didn't seem to have
How to Make an Awesome SeriesWanna know how you can make your original works popular? Want people to salivate over every other thing you push out, regardless of how seemingly outlandish or silly? In a few easy steps, you, too, can have every fanboy and girl from North America to Japan licking the festering shit that spews forth from your anus delicious golden fame that drips from your very fingers.How to Make an Awesome Series5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
1. No Adult Main Characters The key to a successful series is to never have the main character be a day over 17 years of age. It makes it more accessible to a more general audience and thus gives it more popularity through a wider fan base. Only young people in the prime of life can go on and join the military action-packed adventures of a lifetime and have the imagination capacity to sit through hours and hours of colorful drug-inspired bullshit that anyone over 30 would most likely scoff at. Also, adults are colorless and have no souls, thus why they can't ride unicorns or wield keyblades.
Have you ever seen a
How to Make a VampireVampire lore spans many, many years back into the past and they still remain popular today as one of the most recognized and exalted horror icons in the monster world of fiction. Yet despite having many different variations the world over, some parts have either been watered down or completely written out for today's modern audience. Maybe you want to share in the stable, ever-growing fangirl or fanboy-powered market of vampire literature? Well, look no further. Here are some tips to help get you started:How to Make a Vampire5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Beauty and the Beast Despite there being years and years of pre-existing exotic vampire folklore from all over the world, it really has only dwindled down to two types that actually sell in this day and age. Either: A) Smoking hot undead vampires that want to sex you or B) Incredibly violent gore-loving animals that want to kill everything.
How does one come down to choosing?
Well, just try and figure out what kind of audience you're going to pander to. The mai
How to Comment on dA1. LOL Subjective If you don't like something, even if the person put time, effort, and thought into it, it isn't art. To further assert this truth, be sure to go to the person's deviation and/or main page to tell them that you think their work isn't art because you don't like it.How to Comment on dA5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2. Hydra Stuck in an argument? Feel like you're losing or the other person is making points that are too logical for you to even attempt to debate against just fucking silly to you? Re-jump into the same argument using a double account. Two heads are better than one, right? So two accounts must make your side all the more valid. If you can make an account where no one can guess that it's yours, all the more bonus points for you and your craftiness at hiding yourself on the internet. If you're -that- clever online, you must surely be a master ninja in real life. Additionally, telling the person the same thing using a different account name ensures that they see your side of things more cle
I Dont Love You.I Looked up at him, and saw him grin again and his expression changed quickly to anger and his eyes turned completely red, "Don't you even think of eating the person coming through this door or I will hurt you." he warned me, and I was scared, very scared.I Dont Love You.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I saw a tall lanky boy walk into the room, he looked a little younger than Gerard but older than me. He had brown hair that lay loose and cut at different layers, and had a pair of glasses on. He wasn't deathly pale either, he was Human! I could tell easily, but man my hunger grew instantly when smelling something so great, so pure.
What could smell so great?!
I looked over and saw his arm was bleed and instantly knew, I was craving blood, I was hungry and I wanted that, but I tried to hold it back the best I could, "G-Gerard I am going to the bathroom, I can't handle it." I got up and ran instantly to the bathroom locking it, and clutching my stomach.
The pain was so intense and so unreal! I feel like I am dying again, e
Sky News"Sky News"Sky News6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a chilly fall morning when Sky landed in front of a bare tree, his little, brown wings twitching. He wobbled on his odd platform shoes in the foggy, dew soaked morning grass, it'd been awhile since he'd had to make a delivery for a fallen on Earth. The small boy was met by a tall angel with four wings, two black, two white. He gripped his slingshot with one hand, "Taisuke Faust?" he asked and the tall angel nodded, a few red strands of hair falling across his face and black locks tumbling over his shoulders. Sky took a couple steps towards Taisuke who was holding out an envelope. "Okay..." He cocked a hip, "Who I am delivering this to?" he asked again, taking the envelope and putting it into a worn, brown messenger bag supported against his hip.
"Hoshi." The tall one answered.
"Tell him....Tell him I've fallen...because I saved that boy..."
"Oh...Okay...I'm on it." Sky smiled and winked as he to
My Old Friend and ComradeMy Old Friend and Comrade4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The first time that I saw you was within Test Chamber 17.
You were smooth, gleaming with brilliant rays that I could barely open my eyes.
You were beautiful.
You were perfect.
We overcame one obstacle after another.
Your sweet whispers rang like chimes in my ear.
"You're doing great. You'll be out of here in no time."
"The way you tumble through the air was beautiful."
"You are so smart. I couldn't have thought of that."
I indulged myself in your honey voice, like a butterfly hopelessly entranced in the aroma of thousands of flowers.
You were the friend I had been looking for in my life.
She asked me to burn you.
The cold, lifeless voice prodded and poked, like barbed thorns dragging and scraping through my mind.
She thought you could not speak. She thought I could disregard you. She thought you were silent.
But no. You were much more than just a partner. You were a comrade that had travelled with me since the start of the chamber.
You were a friend that cheered me on when I sat in fru
MagnetMagnet4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Touko idly stared out of the Ferris wheel carrier's window. Touya and Jessi, her companions were talking in the seat across from her. Everything would've been perfect if not for the empty seat next to her.
Cheren and Bianca were on the carrier below them, and as they ascended to the top, Touya noticed something. Someone was manifesting next to Touko in a green glow. And Touko was in a daze and depression to even notice it. A hand was beginning to appear on Touko's hand. Touya's eyes widened.
"Jessi. Hey Jessi." he hissed. Jessi turned.
"Look." Sure enough, when Jessi turned, she saw the manifestation becoming clearer. Green hair was beginning to grow on the head. A void cube appeared on its pants. The hand began to look more alive and fleshier.
"What the-?!" Jessi whispered anxiously. She spotted the Void Cube, and smiled.