Candace Flynn Slept Here(setting is San Francisco for a big Fireside Girl convention happening; Isabella is looking for a hotel to stay at)Candace Flynn Slept Here4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hotel manager 1: Sorry, no vacancies.
Hotel manager 2: With a convention in town? Are you kidding?
Hotel manager 3: A ROOM, SHE SAYS!!! *laughing hard*
(all sorts of hotels are booked solid full of reservations and guests; one hotel that is to be erected with 10000 rooms already has 10000 people ahead of Isabella; even a dog house turns her down; one hotel then opens up with one room available; a huge crowd comes in to get the room)
Hotel Manager: (blocking the guests) Stop! Stop! Just one! Just one!
Isabella: (manages to slip through crowd and get in first) How about the vacancy?
Manager: The room is on the 30th floor. You'll have to share it with another lady.
Isabella: Well, that's okay with me. (gets room key and heads into elevator) 30th floor, please.
Bellhop: (sluggish tone) Yeeeeeeesss, maaaaaaaam...(gets elevator up in an instant) Thiiiiiirthieth flooooooor...
Donut Unto OthersPhineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, and Irving were sitting in the kitchen when Linda sat a box of Donuts down on the table, she happened to be dressed in exercise clothes.Donut Unto Others1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
"Here you go kids, enjoy them."
"Oh boy, thanks mom." Phineas thanked.
"You're welcome, you can have all the donuts you want to, I'm trying to keep off them. Though it's hard sometimes, they're just so delicious...." Linda said as she stared off into space.
"Mom! Mom!" Phineas said snapping his fingers.
"Oh, what happened?" Linda asked looking at the kids confused.
"You drifted off again into your sugar land." Phineas said.
"Oh, thanks for snapping me out of it. I'll be going on a bike ride today anyway, it's a good way to get foods like donuts out of my mind." Linda said as she went to get out her bicycle.
"Too bad you can't combine sports and sugary foods." Irving commented.
"Hey, maybe there is...what if we combine Olympic events with donuts?" Phineas asked his friends.
"What? Like a doughnut javelin toss?" Buford a
PartnersPartnersPartners3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[The Googolplex Mall-Candace and Stacy walk through the mall amidst signs that advertise many sales.]
Stacy: Wow, look at it all. I don't know where to start. When Jenny gets here, we have to hit the ground running if we want to get in on everything.
Candace: What's really great, my brothers aren't doing any project today.
[At the food court, Candace and Stacy buy three drinks and sit.]
Stacy: I hope Jenny likes banana-lime cream-freezes.
Candace: Oh, I think that (she trails off) Wait a minute. What're they up to?
[Candace points and Stacy looks to see Phineas and Ferb with a sack and a list. Phineas puts an item in the sack as Ferb scribbles on the list.]
Stacy: Hmm, looks like they've got a list and gathering things.
Candace: (gasps) Those little twerps! They lied to me! Ooh, they so going to get so busted.
[Candace stands, but is stopped when Stacy grabs her arm.]
Candace: Stacy, they lied right to my face. That alone isn
Trek to the Lost Temple of the Golden DiscTrek to the Lost Kingdom of the Golden DiscTrek to the Lost Temple of the Golden Disc3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Darren Heideman & Dylan Carbonell
[Caption: 1936-Somewhere in Turkey]
[We see an Istanbul-like city at night, with random stuff happening like one guy punching another guy for a cupcake, a bronze statue falling on someone's head, a guy eating fire, a guy on a bed of nails, and a guy using an animal to sweep up his shop. This is all happening as three silhouetted figures walk through the city towards some tavern.]
[Inside the tavern, men talk and drink. A pair of eyes peers in and Ferb slowly steps in. He is dressed in an outfit like the Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who and sports a fez. He is followed by Phineas and Isabella, dressed in the desert garb they wore in "The Great Indoors". All three make their way towards a room behind a curtain.]
[A giant robot dressed in a safari suit enters with a monocle-wearing man in a black coat and cape riding on top of him. It's revealed to be Doofenshmirtz and Norm. Doofenshmirtz's head bangs
Mission Marvel Redux: Part 4Mission Marvel Redux: Part 4Mission Marvel Redux: Part 42 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[Open up where we last left Phineas and Ferb, still fixing up the suit.]
Phineas: Man! We've got a lot to do if we're gonna get this suit back online. I think we can get 60% function back if we reroute the power flow through the backup circuits. I only hope we can finish in time. Isabella, can you hand me the...? (looks and remembers Isabella is gone.) Oh, yeah, Candace and Isabella left. (pauses) Ferb, was I too hard on Candace?
[Ferb gives his normal expression.]
Phineas: Dude, I hate it when you give me that look. It's just that, well... (pauses again) You know, I'll talk to her after we're done with this.
[Cut to Downtown Danville, where the villains are all waiting.]
Enchantress: The heroes are not coming!
Red Skull: Oh, don't worry. They'll come.
[A bus arrives and stops at its designated stop.]
Red Skull: Perfect! Zey're on ze bus!
[The villains approach the bus. The doors open and a little old lady exits with her walker.]
Little Old Lady: Outta my w
Big-Head in Li'l Danville: Pt2The Next Day...Big-Head in Li'l Danville: Pt24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Doofenshmertz Evil Incor-por-a-tedddd... closed for repairs...
"Hey, I'm not paying you guys to stand around singing!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz snapped to his quartet of Evil Jingle Singers.
Since when do you ever payyyy uuuuus?
"I..." Doofenshmirtz paused, then shook his head. "Never mind. Just get back to work." As the singers walked off, Doofenshmirtz left to another corner of the lab, where a tall brunette teenager in black was busy rewiring some circuits. "Thanks for coming over, Vanessa," he replied. "After all that craziness from yesterday, the lab really needs a fix-up."
"Oh, it's no problem," Vanessa sarcastically grumbled. "I'm honored to waste my Saturday cleaning up after your latest mess."
"So long as it's your weekend to visit, you might as well make yourself useful."
Vanessa resisted the urge to smack her father and simply went back to the circuitry work. "There's gonna be some harsh words at the next alimony hearing, that's for sure,
Queen Sized CandaceQueen Sized CandaceQueen Sized Candace2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Story by Dylan Carbonell
Written by Dylan Carbonell and Darren Heideman
[We open on Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. where an orange colored beam shoots out, followed by an explosion. Quickly following that, Perry is seen paragliding away to safety.]
Doofenshmirtz: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
[At the Flynn-Fletcher home, Candace hops about and points towards the backyard.]
Candace: Mom, Dad! Mom, Dad! Look, look, look, look, look!
[Linda sighs and she and Lawrence head to the yard. There, Candace has her back to the yard, and folds her arms and smirks.]
Candace: Now tell me you don't see any solar powered, hovercraft bumper cars right in front of your very eyes.
Linda: We don't see any solar powered, hovercraft bumper cars right in front of our very eyes.
[Candace turns to see that there is only her brothers and their friends in the empty backyard. In utter shock, drops to her knees.]
Candace: WHERE...DID...IT...GO?! (sobs)
[Phineas and Ferb and their friends slowly walk
Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel Follow UpPhineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel Follow UpPhineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel Follow Up2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
As a follow up to my review, I wanted to take some time and talk about things I couldn't really go into in the actual review. Taking into account the line-up of heroes and villains I listed as the ones I wished the staff of Phineas and Ferb could've been allowed to use, I have thought about how things could've been done in the special. This is all my own opinion and just for fun, so if you disagree, that's fine. These are just ideas I thought were possible, and again, this is just for fun.
In the start with the battle between the Marvel heroes and villains, it would pretty much the same, but with Ms. Marvel confronting Red Skull, and if villains like Juggernaut and Enchantress had been used, I could see Juggernaut battling Thing, and Enchantress and Dr. Strange arriving on the scene. Spider-Man and Venom would be retained and the scene would play out like it did in the actual special.
If villains like Juggernaut and Enchantress had been
Northwest Mounted Fireside GirlsAt the Fireside Girls' lodge one day, the Scout leader, a brown haired woman, wearing her own Fireside Uniform overlooked all the Fireside Girls.Northwest Mounted Fireside Girls2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Scout Leader: "Okay girls, I want to congratulate you all on doing such a fine job this past summer and we are ready to take on those nasty, vile, disgusting, conniving, TRASH TALKING, EVIL, MALEVOLENT...."
Ginger: "Uh, scout leader? You're going out of your zone again."
Ginger pointed out making her scout leader take a deep breath.
Scout Leader: "Oh, thank you Ginger, please forgive me girls, my doctor does tell me I'm getting better with my mood swings."
Adyson: "You know, when she gets angry like that, she kind of reminds of April Winchell."
Adyson said leaning over and whispering to Isabella.
Isabella: "I know, it's so eerie, they almost sound like the same person."
Isabella whispered back.
Scout Leader: "Now, now girls, remember we'll be going to the annual Fireside District awards and I expect to see you all there especially for our per
Drip Along CandaceCandace and Stacy are riding in on an open range in the old west.Drip Along Candace4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Stacy: *singing* I'm the flower of Gower Gulch
A cow puncher's sweetheart true
And my looks down amount to much
Because one of my eyes is blue
I got skin like prairie dog leather
I cook nothing but chuck wagon stew
My name is Stacy Hirano
I'm the flower of Gower Gulch
Candace: Western-Type Heroine
Stacy: Comedy Relief
Pan to Lawless Western Town known as Snake Bite Center
Population: 350 reduced to 349: Sheriff Wanted
Snake Bite Center Cemetery
Population: 23472986 increased to 23472987 (Sheriffs)
Bandits are robbing the local bank, a bakery known as "Custard's Last Stand", *rimshot* and a horse is stealing horseshoes from a blacksmith; even a bandit dummy tries to rob a native american dummy and a shop known as "Sitting Bull Curious" is being robbed as well
One bandit shoots at one civilian and they stop at a traffic light when another pair passes by and they continue doing their sequence
Two men on horses come
Lauren Faust believes in Meghan McCarthy"I have no doubts that Meghan is doing her best to uphold the ideals brought to MLP. This quote mash up is unfair."Lauren Faust believes in Meghan McCarthy2 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
~ LAUREN FAUST, executive producer of "My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic"
Grilled Cheese NightmareGrilled Cheese NightmareGrilled Cheese Nightmare4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Darren Heideman, Dylan Carbonell, & Andrew Mantynen
Based on Original Artwork by:
[Linda and Lawrence drive down the street and approach the house.]
Linda: Well, that convention was lackluster.
Lawrence: Yes, the rotary phone relay was undoubtedly the low point. But at least the auction wasn't a total loss. Where else could one buy a Platybelodon tooth? My brother's next birthday present is now taken care of.
[They pull into the driveway, where Candace stands, quivering in excitement. Linda and Lawrence step go out of the car and brace themselves.]
Candace: Mom! Dad! Look, look, look!
Linda: What is it this time?
Candace: They're doing a reenactment of the Anglo-Nepalese War.
[Linda and Lawrence look at her with arched eyebrows.]
Linda: The Anglo-Nepalese War?
Candace: Yes! Come on!
[Candace drags her parents to the gate and kicks it open.]
Candace: Now what to you have to say about that?
Lawrence: That's no Anglo-Nepalese War reenac
an Indian cityan Indian city4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
the chauffer adeptly circumvents the gentle elephant on the road
stops just short of touching the truck in the front
school-children squeeze through the gap
to continue their leisurely walk despite heavy bags
a biker misses our car mirror by a whisker
overtakes us from the wrong side
to vanish into
the rushing traffic lights, the stationary traffic lights
[trying to impose order when working]
the garish city neons, the brazen marble-clad shops
the sky is a luminous mica canopy
visibly changing colours
[making me acutely miss my painting]
far off dark clouds foretell likely showers
screaming hoardings and hawkers,
from rusty old marutis to shiny new Mercedes,
doors opening occasionally for the driver to spit out;
two-, three- and four-wheelers
smelly, perspiring, sticky pedestrians in vibrant clothes
talking animatedly on mobile phones, among or to themselves
deftly avoiding the puddles,pot-holes and dog-waste &
Review: Phineas and Ferb: Mission MarvelReview: Phineas and Ferb: Mission MarvelReview: Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I won't lie, when I first heard about this, I was very nervous. I had images of Super Hero Squad playing in my mind, fulling fearful. As time went on, I went back and forth being interested and feeling dread about this. When it comes to cross-overs, I'm iffy about them, as in my experience, while some are good (Mega Man/Sonic the Hedgehog), others are just awful (Doctor Who/Star Trek). This one, well, I'd have to say...
It was okay. To me, yes, it did have some shortcomings, but it did have some beautifully done moments.
Starting off with the superheroes line-up, I was really disappointed by the selection. I do know that Dan Povenmire and Jeff Marsh were allowed only a selective few characters to use. They and the staff did a wonderful job with what they had access to, using their knowledge of the Marvel universe, as well as input from Marvel higher-ups and putting it all together so that it gels smoothly.
As much as I like the characters of Iro
we, the peoplewe, the people4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
as long as they are there,
poets will write
painters will paint
singers will sing
not because they are an inspiration
but because they are a hindrance
and all they can do to rid themselves of them is to
write, paint, sing
of course they will take turns
to ridicule the poems, to trash the paintings, to ignore the songs
to applaud the poems, to admire the paintings, to award the songs
their sheer number is frightening
their sheer shallowness is drowning
please go away
let artists be themselves
Big-Head in Li'l Danville: Pt1"Why is it every time Dad gets narcoleptic for history, he drags us to a museum?" Candace Flynn griped as she, her brothers and their pet platypus Perry followed their father Lawrence through the Danville Museum of Norwegian History. "And just when I finally had those two right where I wanted them."Big-Head in Li'l Danville: Pt14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Phinnas, meanwhile, had other things on his mind. "How's our status for the world's largest pizza coming, Ferb?" Ferb brought out a calculator, did some number-crunching, and handed it to Phineas. "I see," he replied. "If these calculations are right, the dough should be done rising by the time we get back. I only hope the guys are okay holding the fort down while we're gone."
Back at the Flynn house, Isabella had just arrived for her daily visit. "Hey, boys," she greeted. "Wha'cha doin'?"
"Can't talk!" Baljeet screamed as he and Buford strained themselves against the door of what appeared to be a very large oven as it shook and rumbled ominously. "Must keep rising dough within g
Mission Marvel Redux: Part 2Mission Marvel Redux Part 2Mission Marvel Redux: Part 22 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[Open up on the Flynn-Fletcher house.]
Spider-Man: (offscreen) Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?
[Cut to the kitchen]
Phineas: Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did. I mean, we were experimenting with cosmic rays.
Ben: Oh boy, I know about those.
Ms. Marvel: Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And we were thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.
Phineas: Are you sure it was our space station?
Ms. Marvel: It was shaped like your heads.
Phineas: Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.
Ms. Marvel: I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do...
Candace: (coming down the stairs) Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom and Dad are on a walking tour of Danville, so I'm in charge
Mission Marvel Redux: Part 1Mission Marvel Redux: Part 1Mission Marvel Redux: Part 12 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[Open up on At the Statue of Liberty, a caption is seen saying "New York”. Down on a street corner, a Hot Dog Vendor with the likeness of Stan Lee waits on a customer.]
Hot Dog Vendor: Hey, Vinnie, the usual?
Vinnie: Eh, I wanna try Chicago style.
[Everyone suddenly comes to an abrupt halt and glare at Vinnie.]
Vinnie: Oh, please let some sort of distraction happen.
[We hear a generic hip hop song playing in the background Spider-Man web slings his way around.]
New Yorker: Yeah! Go, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Woo!! (He gets splashed by a fire hydrant) I didn't know this was gonna be a pool party. I would've brought my trunks!
[Cut to another part of New York, where Doctor Strange, Ms. Marvel, and the Thing are battling with Venom and Enchantress. Ms. Marvel zaps Venom. Enchantress uses her powers to bring down a fire escape. Thing attempts to run at her but gets trapped by the fire escape remains. He breaks his way of of them and pulls a lamppost f
The Maltese PlatypusThe Maltese PlatypusThe Maltese Platypus3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[We see a Venice like city in the early evening. On one of the canals, a gondola floats along. Inside are Candace and Jeremy, along with Stacy, who is propelling the boat.]
[Candace is caught up in the romantic setting and slides in closer to Jeremy. Taking notice, he starts to place his arm around her shoulder. They look to each other and start to smile, when...]
Stacy: (singing) Oh, hot pepperoni! Lots of salami! Topped with mozzarella!
[The atmosphere ruined, Candace turns around and looks to Stacy.]
Candace: (annoyed) Stacy.
Stacy: What, I'm hungry. Besides, remember why we're here. We've got to pick up your brothers and see if they've found out anything on the Maltese Platypus.
[The gondola is stopped outside a building, where Phineas and Ferb are seen running out of. They reach the gondola.]
Candace: What happened?
[The building there just ran out
VacantI'm sick of nothing,Vacant5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Of simply being vacant,
I want something more.
Blank words fill my head.
It hurts to think about you,
I've nothing to lose
Not anymore, anyway.
But I didn't even get
A chance to lose it.
Staring at the screen,
I long to feel inspired
Even this is crap.
Don't leave me aloneSo muchDon't leave me alone5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
How long do I have to hold it?
How long till I break?
Rain poured into the streets. Dark clouds blanket the sky. Naruto sighs, It seems to always rain when he's out. He shook his head to get some of the rain out but no luck. Another sigh escaped his lips and he just ran his finger through his gold hair. He stared at the village he wishes to rule someday and then casts his gaze beyond the village. It was hard to tell but the sun was sinking into the horizon.
'' Stay any longer and you'll catch a cold y'know ''
He whips his head around to find Sakura standing there with a small playfull smile across her face.
'' Can't catch colds remember? '' He said, Reminding her about his ''Little'' prisoner. She giggles then turned serious. Naruto Instantly took this as '' The talk'' and motioned her to sit down. She followed his gesture and sat down next to him.
'' What is it? '' He asked blankly. Sakura turned to him in surprise. He never used that tone on her before. She knew some
My Top 12 Favorite Phineas and Ferb EpisodesTop 12 Favorite Phineas and Ferb EpisodesMy Top 12 Favorite Phineas and Ferb Episodes2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I first discovered Phineas and Ferb in late 2008, and I quickly fell in love with it, it becoming one of my favorite shows of all time. I decided to compile a list of my top 12 favorite episodes and share them with you all. (If any of your favorites aren't on here, I do apologize.) With further ado, let's get to it.
#12 Thaddeus and Thor
Phineas, Ferb, and Candace meet Thaddeus, Thor, and Mandy, a trio of sibling who are surprisingly similar to them. It does start out with Candace and Mandy treating one another like kindred spirits, both having younger brothers they find annoying. But then an argument about who has the more annoying brothers lead to them challenging their siblings to outdo the others. This is one of the times Candace encourages her brothers to build something (albeit for her own bragging rights).
And Doofenshmirtz's plot isn't one of taking over the Tri-State Area as normal, it too is about bragging rights. You can feel sympath
The Series End TiniesA is for Animaniacs, toons worthy of fameThe Series End Tinies2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
B is for Buffy, hunting supernatural game
C is for Courage, a mutt with lots of fear
D is for Duckman, the wedding stops here
E is for Ed, Edd, n Eddy, respect gained after long
F is for Freakazoid, weirdness ending in song
G is for Garfield, who wanted no budget cuts
H is for Harvey Birdman, who died with courtroom nuts
Your show ended with some sort of reason
Let's see what happened in your last season
I is for iCarly, and its final web cast
J is for Jack, whose future legend was cut too fast
K is for King of the Hill, in all its propane
L is for Lost, the island just a past bane
M is for MST3K, its spoof satellite test
N is for Ned's Declassified, edutainment at its best
O is for One Piece, no more in the states
P is for Penelope Pitstop, and her ill-gotten fates
Your show ended with some sort of reason