Rei and the Knock Knock JokeRei and the Knock Knock Joke4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Toji swore it couldn't be done.
Kensuke had his doubts.
But darn it, Shinji was going to make Rei laugh. It was lunch period in his school, and with nothing better to do, he approached Ayanami's desk and sat backwards in the chair in front of her. She looked a little startled that he had approached her so casually, but she made no sound. She lifted her head up, and acknowledged him.
"Oh, hello Ayanami!" Shinji said. "Listen, I'm going to tell you a joke, okay? It goes like this Ahem."
Shinji waited for a while. Rei stared at him with her eyes of crimson, unwavering.
"Now, Ayanami, you need to ask me, 'Who's there?', like you're answering the door." Shinji explained.
Rei blinked. "Someone is at my door?"
Shinji laughed sheepishly. "Oh, no, Ayanami-san! It's just a hypothetical. Now say, 'Who's there?' "
"There's no one at my door. I have no need to ask." Rei calmly said. She was about to pick up her book when Shinji stopped her.
"Come on, Rei! Just pretend
The Return of the CrackHancock had been expecting to have a relaxing afternoon. They had been at sea for a week and when they reached a small island they stopped by to rest. Nothing spectacular, but the inhabiting town was large enough to have a few commodities and perhaps enough to unwind.The Return of the Crack6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Yes, Hancock had been wanting to see a few things. Even whilst walking through the streets with her face obscured by her hood she could hear a few idiots in the crowd. Things would have been better, however, if it hadn't been for the other nuisance.
"Are you going to follow me all day long?"
Nami, a vein rising on her forehead, had her arms crossed as the taller, older woman looked at her annoyingly.
"It's not like I wanna do this, y'know."
"Then go along and do whatever, I'm not stopping you."
"Hell no! If I leave my eyes off you for one second you'll do something indecent. Seriously, you're like a cat in heat!"
"Ironic coming from you. And just so you know, your yelling has attracted stares, fool."
Indeed, practically t
Rei Ayanami poemRei Ayanami poem3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mountain, heavy are the mountains
But that changes, with the passage of time
Sky, blue sky, what your eyes can't see, what your eyes can see
The sun, one, only one
Water, it is agreeable, Commander Ikari
Flowers, so many the same, so many without purpose
Sky, sky of red, red the color, the color I hate
Liquid flows, it drips, ripples, and pours
Blood, scent of blood, woman who does not bleed
From the red soil the humans come
Humans made by man and woman
City, a human creation
Eva, a human creation as well
What are humans?
Are they creations of God?
Humans, that which is created by humans
This is that which is mine
My life, my heart
I am a vessel for my thoughts
The entry plug, the throne of the soul
Who is this? This is me
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?
I am I.
This object that is, is myself
That which forms me
This is the self that can be seen, and yet this is not like that which is myself
A strange feeling
My body feels as if it is melting
I can no longer see myself
Kot i Pies"Pies i Kot"Kot i Pies7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
- Dlaczego czekasz? - zapytał kotek pieska stojącego przed bramą.
- Powiedzieli, że wrócą.
- Mieli wrócić dwa dni temu, nie wrócą, pogódź sie z tym - fuknal kotek zirytowany. Nie rozumial jak mozna robic coś takiego.
- Wiem, ale caly czas mam nadzieję.
- Zapomnieli o tobie, ta nadzieja Cię zabije!
- Wiem - odpowiedział piesek nie ruszając sie z miejsca - ale lepiej umżeć z nadzieją, niż żyć bez niej...
"Pies i Kot"
"Wolność i zaufanie"
Piesek ziewnął przeciągle i wstał sprzed bramy. Wiele czasu minęło od kiedy jego państwo pojawili się po raz ostatni z obietnica powrotu. Nie wrócili. Wiedział o tym, że nie wrócą. Spojrzał tęsknie na bramę i ruszył przed siebie.
Kotek czekał zaraz za rogiem.
- I co, tyle jest warta wasza psia wierność? - zakp
Pretty Cure OC Design Guide [ NEW AND UPDATED ]~ Pretty Cure OC Design Guide ~Pretty Cure OC Design Guide [ NEW AND UPDATED ]1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Welcome to a new and updated Pretty Cure OC design guide! This is a guide that helps you design your OCs for any of the existing Pretty Cure seasons~
ANY QUESTIONS? If you have questions about any of the mentioned topics or want advice on your OC, you can always leave a comment or send me a note! I'm always willing to help~
[ 1. Personality ]
Let's start with your OC's personality! Every season has a different number of main characters, and thus a different number of personalities.
Every character has their own personality traits that makes them stand out, and your OC will have those too! Usually you can see they use certain type of characters for them, like; the tomboy, the smart one, the shy one, the energetic one, etc. Try basing your character on a type that hasn't been used in the group yet, or try mixing different types.
You also have to think, these girls become Pretty Cure for a reason. Mainly they fight to p
Coppelia Revisited, Part 1Three shadows crouched in the bushes outside the pink house. They weren’t thieves - thieves wouldn’t have made so much noise.Coppelia Revisited, Part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Parker, why are you doing this?” There was a slight quiver in Ryan’s voice as he looked up to the house, which was one of the oldest in the town. In daylight the building was painted a light pink and blue, and it sat on a hill with perfectly manicured groves and trees. It looked for all the world like a dollhouse come to life. But in the moonless night it looked just as any other house, and perhaps a little more ominous.
“I just . . . I need to, honey.” Parker whispered in reply. She pushed her brunette brunette hair behind her ear and turned to him and her companions, “I really want you both to see her. I want you to see how beautiful she is.” Ryan, a tall and handsome boy with shaggy and dirty blond hair, took a moment before nodding.
"We’re with you,” Emily said, squeezing Parker’s hand.
All About StrifePairing: Cloud x YuffieAll About Strife3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: Yuffie has always desired Cloud, always wanted him to notice her. But how can that be possible when he's so desperately in love and involved with Miss Tifa Lockhart?
Genre: Hurt and Romance I think.
Setting: After Advent Children when Cloud becomes a confident happy sod haha
Rating: T for language etc
Disclaimer: All related Final Fantasy names and characters are copyrighted © by the almighty Square Enix. However, the story's plotline was created by me.
It simply wasn't fair who she got everything that Yuffie had wanted, the perfect beauty, the slim yet curvy body, the neat and styled hair the man.
Sure she was a little bit younger than Tifa, but Yuffie was perfectly capable of doing the same things that the elder woman did, though she would be lying if she said that she wasn't heartbroken by the fact that Cloud was completely besotted with Tifa instead of her, though she had been th
About kunoichis and a snake 4About kunoichis and a snake part 4About kunoichis and a snake 45 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sakura was finally able to sit up, leaning against the stump of a big tree. Judging by the pain in her back a tree she fell off. While recovering her strength she tried to remember what happened. It was all a blur until she heard an exclaiming "Finally!" on the other side of the tree. She peeked around the stump and saw Ino and Hinata lying on the ground, and a snakehead hovering over her companions, mumbling something she couldn't understand. Than he glared at the treetop above her with a sinister smile and started moving towards it.
Her heart seemed to stop when she put two and two together. The kunoichi touched her wet hair. The awkward smelling liquid wasn't water, she had gathered that much already. It was too mucous and thick. And now she knew why.
I I was almost eaten ; she thought shocked.
I was about to be swallowed alive.
All her training, all her experience seemed to be forgotten. The simple notion of being eaten alive froze her b
Sakura and Rukia Sakura and RukiaSakura and Rukia5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a strange mission to a foreign land: the Land of Fire. A bold mission to where no shinigami had gone before, and yet the only shinigami being sent on this bold mission was Rukia Kuchiki. It bothered her, of course. The usual policy was that whenever there was a mission to a new land in the World of the Living, no-one lower ranked than a Vice Captain should be sent. And then there was the whole weird thing about her being sent in her gigai, dressed as if for another day of high school. But orders were orders, even if they were unorthodox. But still, something didn't feel right about this. That was it. It was her intuition, telling her that something w
The MLP Drinking GameTAKE A SHOT:The MLP Drinking Game4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Whenever anypony's hairdo is ruined.
Whenever anypony makes a pony-related pun (FILLY-delphia, NEIGH-sayers).
Whenever anypony refers to "friendship".
Additionally, you must say "Friendship is Magic!" or finish your drink.
Whenever anypony refers to PRINCESS CELESTIA, take a shot in her honor.
Additionally, you must say "Another thousand years!" or finish your drink.
Whenever anypony drinks something, you must also take a drink.
Additionally, you must say "Confound these ponies! They drive me to drink." or finish your drink.
Whenever a unicorn outside the named cast appears on screen.
Additionally, you must say "Unicorn Power!" or finish your drink.
Whenever DERPY appears on screen.
Whenever anypony claps (clops?) their hooves or brohoofs another pony
Whenever APPLEJACK or RAINBOW DASH are forced to wear girlie clothes.
Whenever anypony grabs another's tail.
Whenever FLUTTERSHY says UM.
Whenever FLUTTERSHY squeaks.
Whenever FLUTTERSHY is abused by Angel in some way.
Mini-Review: Carnival PhantasmMini-Review: Carnival Phantasm3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
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This review is going to be a little different from my usual fare. Not only am I reviewing an OVA series, but I'm reviewing an OVA series that has only released four fourteen-minute long episodes with more to come in the future and it's based on two series that I only have seen one series' movie of and passing knowledge of the other.
Also, it's a gag series.
The absolute bane of critics everywhere. Comedy such a subjective genre that it is nigh impossible to judge it objectively. But here we are. As such, I'm going to only be judging this series on its merits of animation, characters, and charm factor. Plot and acting (especially since it's only in Japanese) is negligible. Not tha
Time Goes OnTime goes on. It affects everyone. It goes by slowly when you're bored, and it flies by when you're having a good time. But it's always there, going on and on. The clocks tick the minutes away, whether we see them as slow or fast. And once the minutes, the hours, and the days are gone, we can never get them back.Time Goes On8 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Time is like a thief. It steals from us and steals from others, and it can't be stopped, no matter how much we wish it could. There was never a time like that. Never in my life had I wanted time to stop as badly as I did last week.
It was the last day of school (I was graduating high school), and I had the last period off. I was standing on the rooftop of the building, staring down at the city below. Cars sped by, and people walked through the streets, carrying along with their every-day business. Everyone in this town always complained that everything was always the same. They whined about having to go along with the same, monotonous life on a daily basis. And they sai
SZS Drinking GameSayonara Zetsubou Sensei Drinking GameSZS Drinking Game4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Let's see how many episodes will get you completely smashed! Invite your fellow fans and bring booze!
How it works:
Simply drink a shot of your favourite booze everytime one of this things happens:
Nozomu IS IN DESPAIR!!!
Kafuka calls Nozomu 'Momoiro Kakarichou'/ pays him for it
Nozomu talks about killing himself/ tries to kill himself
Meru sends nasty messages
Matoi acts like a 'perfect housewife'
author's face is shown
Komori is seen hiding somewhere
Nozomu notes Komori's presence in school
allusion to another anime/ film/ TV show/ whatever is made
fanservice is censored
Kaere's undies are shown
Kaere threatens to sue someone (addictional shot if it's Nozomu)
Kaere starts 'in the country I come from' bitching
Kagerou is ignored
Chie is shown taking care of Komori
Chiri questions Nozomu's qualifications/ teaching methods
Son of the CrackSon of the CrackSon of the Crack5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Robin was currently in the dining room of the Thousand Sunny. For some reason she hadnt been able to get to sleep so she went for a cup of coffee and a book in the vacant room. Just when she had been pouring a cup out of the pot the door opened and in walked a certain woman who reduced men to dithering piles of libido.
I can see Im not the only one who has insomnia.
Oh, did I wake you when I was going out?
No, it was just coincidence that we both couldnt fall asleep.
Robin offered Hancock a cup, though the latter declined and instead took out one of the sake bottles on the rack. She was extraordinarily picky, scouring through the bottles for at least five minutes before deciding on one. The two of them sat at the table opposite of each other, engaging in small talk. Out of all the crew Hancock got along best with Robin.
So, did you lose that doll our sniper made for you again?
Hancock almost choked on th
Pokemon The Call of CharonPokemon The Call of Charon4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Okay, so this happened to me almost a week ago or so, give or take. I was on the bus on my way to school, playing my Soul Silver on my DS, when the bus lurched a little at a stop. This wasn't unusual, a lot of the city buses were in disrepair and their engines stalling was common. I only sighed in annoyance at this-until something slid from the back of the bus after its sudden stop, the object coming to a halt by my seat.
It appeared to be an abandoned Pokewalker, to my surprise. I bent down and picked it up to have a closer look, distracting myself with it while the bus driver tried valiantly to restart the engines, all other passengers around me groaning impatiently. Upon closer inspection though, I frowned that the little Pokewalker was fairly scuffed and dirty, but worst yet was the screen on the thing.
The clear plastic covering had been scratched badly, looking as if someone had done it on purpose with keys or something to the point that it would be otherwise near impossible to t
Kazama x Haruto"Beef stroganoff he says. This stuff was the most time consuming thing I've ever had to make!"Kazama x Haruto5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Calm down Haruto, I don't even know why you made it"
"I still want to be his friend Mishima!"
"Well come on, we're going to get there late of we don't get a move on."
"Tell that to my sister..."
"Haaarrruuutoo. Will you fill the bath for me too? I'm kinda busy right now."
Haruto sighs and rolls his eyes as he turns towards the door. "Let's go then" He grabs onto Mishima's wrist and pulls her out the door. She blushes at his forwardness, but doesn't make to pull her arm away. As they make it to the stairs leading down, he lets go of her hand. They walk in silence for a while, Mishima walking a step or so behind Haruto. She is lost in private thoughts, watching her feet continuously slap the sidewalk. "When will Kazama get out of the hospital?"
"I think it will be soon."
"Why do you think that?"
"...He doesn't seem to be very ill." Mishima doesn't respond to this, but res
Becoming the AvalancheIt seemed as if everything was crashing to burn down around me. I was in a dark place, and it seemed as if nothing I did would get me out of it. The clock was ticking, I could hear it in my head.... like the crocodile that's always chasing Captain Hook in Peter Pan. Only, this time, the crocodile's chasing the hero, and there's nothing that anyone can do about it.Becoming the Avalanche7 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
Tick, tick, tick.
Advice. A good, simple talking to would be nice. Loneliness would never suffice in this hell of a place. Physical attraction is not enough for me, though I indulge in it. I live my life in it, indulgence is a virtue, or a vice, it matters not which. The dark place is calling.
Tick, tick, tick.
Go to work, get away from the house, live for just a day, be happy for a moment. Even though the customers treat me like nothing, like I'm not a person, just a face without a name, a body without a soul.