The Tragedy of Markbeth: Act OneThe Tragedy of Markbeth: Act One4 months ago in Humor More Like This
The Tragedy of Markbeth
Scene I. In a barren field.
Thunder and Lighting. Enter two witches, Danny and Arin.
Danny. When do you want to meet up again? Do you think it’ll rain?
Arin. We’ll meet up after the battle. Bring an umbrella.
Arin. Same place. Markbeth will meet us here.
Danny. Good. Let’s get going, I can hear Graymalkin calling me.
Enter a small tabby cat.
Danny. There you are! Hello, my sweet kitty!
Arin. I still can’t believe you named your cat Graymalkin.
Danny. You’re one to talk! You named your familiar Paddock!
Arin. I…shut up, you!
As they begin to exit, Danny begins to sing.
Danny. Fair is foul and foul is fair, hover through the fog and filthy air…
Arin. Is that some hipster BS you found on Soundcloud?