Change of DressChange of Dress2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dave looked through the clothes, realizing very quickly that there was something very, very, horribly wrong.
A moment later, Dirk popped his head through the doorway.
Dave looked over his shoulder. "Yeah?"
"Has anything, you know, unusual happened yet?"
"You mean the dresses?"
Dirk's face paled a little. "So they got to you, too, huh?"
"Yeah." Dave said, trying not to sound as disturbed as he was.
"I think the girls decided to pull some kind of practical joke and switch all our clothes with the dresses. John and Jake's, too."
Dave sighed. That did sound like them. There wasn't a lot going on right about now, and they got restless from time to time
"We have to put them on." Dave said with resolve.
"We can't let them win. If we let this bother us then they win. We've got to show them that we're man enough to wear a dress."
Dirk stared at him for a moment, seemingly in shock.
"You know I never, ever, ever thought I'd hear that sentence come out of
My ::fan-canon:: veiw on Karkat VantasMy ::fan-canon:: veiw on Karkat Vantas2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
- Ferice tempered
Karkat is extremely loyal to those who appreciate and support him and thusly, he will protect and cherish those people for a long time. One of the greatest things about Karkat is his ability to make others feel good about themselves and loved when the other person needs it. This is because, instead of doing this for himself, he projects this onto other people. This is a positive cycle, in making others feel wanted and loved, Karkat in return feels good for making someone feel good. The other trolls can lean and depend on Karkat, he will listen to people's problems and help them, Even though he makes even his most sound advice appear to be random insults. However, Karkat will rarely express his own deep feelings to anyone. People who want to share deep emotional thoughts and opinions with Karkat might feel that t
.:~GaMzEe~:.My nAmE Is gAmZeE.:~GaMzEe~:.2 months ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
AnD I DoNt kNoW WhAtS WrOnG WiTh mE
ThE SoPeR SlImE Is gOnE
AnD WiThOuT It
I No lOnGeR FeEl cArE FrEe
RiGhT NoW Im dEbAtInG On wHo mY FiRsT ViCtIm wIlL Me
Or aS ThE OlIvE BlOoD ScReAmEd bEfOrE ShE DiEd
Unfulfilled Wish - SADSTUCK She gently pushed aside the mounds of boxes, looking at the great big picture she had decorated the wall with. On the wall were two trolls, engaged in something the humans called a kiss. She smiled a bit to herself, wishing that fantasy would come true. But her feelings she was too nervous to bring them up to the troll she loved. His adorable grouchiness, his continuous doubt in himself when he was perfect just added to everything she loved about Karkat. She knew if she would ever bring up those nagging feelings of hers to the troll she loved, she knew he would never speak to her again. Tracing her hand over the crudely drawn photo, Nepeta let out a small sigh and then returned the boxes to their previous location, hiding the picture with ease.Unfulfilled Wish - SADSTUCK2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Someday she would tell him. Someday.
Proceeding to the grate, she tucked herself into the small grate with an emotion of growing unease. Placing the c
Are You Challenging Me? (Vriska x Reader)Are You Challenging Me? (Vriska x Reader)9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The reader here could be a boy troll, boy human, human girl, troll girl. It is up to you, reader-chan. But again, please tell me if there's any mistakes. ^^ Thank you.
Vriska's POV: (I love doing this! XD)
The fucking Strider boy.
Strider had a huge party tonight at his house, every-bitch was invited. I smirked knowing that my bitch would be here today. I loved teasing (her/him), I love it but I hate it when I see (her/him) sad. (he/she) drives me crazy! And it's pay back time. I'm gonna make (him/her) pay for making me feel this strange feeling. I did not know from where any of these feelings came from or what are these feelings called. I don't care.
"AH! Shit! Nepeta! Again?!"
Hehehe~ Here's the voice of my sweet lil' bitch. (y/n).
A smirk tugged at one corner of my mouth. (y/n)'s shirt was wet with the drink that Nepeta has spilled on (him/her). H
Pretending to sleepSollux lay on his side in the warm bed. The covers pulled up to his chin, he waited. The TV was turned down too low to really hear from across the bedroom, the light flickering throughout the room, changing the walls different shades of gray. The door creaked open and his eyes quickly shut, his breathing going utterly smooth, masking his consciousness. He felt the bed sink down next to him and the cold foreign air from outside rushing in as the blankets were lifted to cover one more.Pretending to sleep2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He could feel the presence of eyes watching him as if they already knew he was faking it. He opened his dual eyes and watched the gray ones a few inches away. They were getting older and his eyes were starting to tint red. A bright beautiful red that Sollux adored.
Karkat's hands reached for the others and he smiled before planting a small kiss on his cheek and watching him silently, wondering if he should keep watching or go to sleep. He was tired; worn out from the day's work and ready to drift into the
Burn One- A GamTav fanfiction Part 2 [Final] Summary: Your name is Gamzee Motherfucking Makara, and you aren't a good motherfucker when you're sober. That's why Karkat sent you to this place- so you could get better. You aren't going to get better. Nothing would change your habit, not Karkat, not Tavros- No one. And frankly, you're okay with that.Burn One- A GamTav fanfiction Part 2 [Final]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Thank you to everyone who liked the first part of this story! I hope this conclusion is up to par with the first part. I'd like to apologize for how long it took to update this story, but I really, really wanted it to be the best that it could be. Also, I'd like to say that this story is very unrealistic, and I'm sorry for that, too. I tried my best to keep it as believable as possible, but this is a work of fiction. So anything is possible, right? :c This is still dedicated to the same person it was before, and I really hope that she and all of you enjoy this conclusion!)
The same warnings to the first one still apply.
Sparks in the Air EridanXReaderYou smiled excitedly as the sun set and the moon raised high into the sky. The sky was clear as the waves calmly lapped against the beach. The conditions were just perfect! -Oh! My bad! I forgot to introduce you! Your name is (Name), (Name) (LastName) and today was the 4th of July, a human holiday celebration where fireworks lit up the sky in beautiful colorful designs. You were by yourself but figured that if you made a lot of noise, everyone would come and see the fireworks. You even brought sparklers for everyone.Sparks in the Air EridanXReader8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"This is going to be so fun!"you smiled as you set up five all called 'Maximum Charge' before rushing to light all of them up.
You quickly backed away as they set off, shooting off with a loud whisle before exploding in the air. You sat back in awe as you watched the display. You didn't even realize the trolls and humans gathering behind you.
"(NAME) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DONG OUT SO FUCKING EARLY?"Karkat yelled with a grumpy expression plastered onto his face.
I lOvE yOu - GamTav.Moaning and groaning as bodies moved against each other. Heads thrown back and backs arching as they came undone. Bodies slumping againstI lOvE yOu - GamTav.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
each other. Satisfied and loving smiles on their faces as they fell asleep.
He breathed heavily, all his energy slipping out of his body and his throat
clogging up with brown blood. Through his stomach was his own lance. He wished
to die more than anything else. He raised his arms, trying to pull the lance
out, but simply being too weak.
"You're a motherfucking miracle, you
know that?" Painted lips grinned lazily as a rough grey hand ran through a
dark brown Mohawk, the other gently trailing one of the bullhorns on the smaller's head.
"I, uh... Uh, thanks." A chocolate blush painted the troll's cheeks.
"No fucking problem bro." His yellow eyes looked sincerely at his matesprit.
Brown tears ran down his cheeks. He could hear footsteps, the person mo
Burn One- A GamTav fanfiction Summary: Your name is Gamzee Motherfucking Makara, and you aren't a good motherfucker when you're sober. That's why Karkat sent you to this place- so you could get better. You aren't going to get better. Nothing would change your habit, not Karkat, not Tavros- No one. And frankly, you're okay with that.Burn One- A GamTav fanfiction2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warnings (Feel free to skip them if you don't care):
Before we start, I'd just like to say that drugs are bad, kiddies. You should never aspire to be as dependent on drugs as Gamzee is in this story. Don't aspire to be that dependent on anything. Another warning- I have never been on drugs, nor have I ever been to a rehab clinic. This story will probably be a (very large) stretch from what it's really like (in fact, I'm pretty sure Rehab Clinics work nothing like how I portray them), but I will try my best to convey realism. Yeah, so Don't take it too seriously.
Now that that's over with, this story is for my girlfriend. I hope she likes
HomestuckXReader-Computers-ShouterComputers-->ShouterHomestuckXReader-Computers-Shouter6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You made your way over to the overly loud troll. His black shaggy bed hair shook as he bristled with anger. Cautiously, you pulled a chair over and sat beside the troll. “Um, Kar-“
“THAT UNBELIEVABLE PIECE OF SHIT!” You jumped as the troll stood up suddenly. He glared over at a troll sitting in a corner. You recognised it as Sollux. “Wait Kark-“
“GET OVER HERE YOU FUCKASS!”
“HOW DARE YOU!”
“KARKAT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME!” You felt the library grow silent around you. Your face flushed as you glared at Karkat, who was gaping at you. You breathed slowly, trying to calm yourself down. You didn’t usually get angry, but when you did it was explosive. What you wouldn’t give for one of those memory things from Men In Black. You facepalmed with a long drawn out sigh. “Karkat. Why are you trying to pick a fight with Sollux?”
.: Reader x Karkat: Hearts...Day...? :.Alright..: Reader x Karkat: Hearts...Day...? :.1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gonna do the thing.
You bit your lip as you stared at the figure in front of you.
The short, gray skinned boy was impatiently staring back at you with a look on his face that told you it didn't matter what you said, he was gonna either laugh or walk away or insult you and then laugh and THEN walk away.
"WHAT IS IT OHMYGOD?!" He shook his head at you, his look growing more impatient.
Your name is ____ ____ and you're finding it really hella hard to ask your crush, KARKAT VANTAS, to be your Valentine.
You've...never had one before, so you didn't exactly know how to ask him.
"Do you...wanna...be...mine on-"
"WOAH HOLD THE FUCK UP- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "BE MINE"?"
You felt your skin heat up.
"W-well...there's this Holiday on Friday called...Valentines Day....it's kinda like 'hearts day' and two people that like each other give each other chocolate and stuffed animals and they kiss..."
"The stuffed animals kiss?" Karkat seemed dumbfounded.
"NO THE LOVERS KI
Karkat x Reader ~Movie Nights~ Karkat x ReaderKarkat x Reader ~Movie Nights~8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
You never knew why you liked trolls so much, maybe it was the way they had those cute little horns on their head, or how they had quadrants, or the fact that they had so many different shades of blood.
Eh you didn’t know, and fact you really didn’t care, you knew you liked trolls and you were going to keep it simple, and you knew the more you’d think about it…the more complicated it would get.
Now, you are called (N/H) and you a curious being, you liked weird things, and was often called a freak as a child by some bullies, but you punched them in the face…so yeah…they knew to never call you names again.
Anyways, many didn’t find it weird when you found yourself liking the weird alien creature known as trolls, many actually didn’t care if you did.
But you found yourself liking one troll, a troll that called himself Karkat. Yes, he was a grumpy ass and yes it seemed like he didn’t like you as
Reader x Dave: What The Heck's A Smuppet?-- turntechGodhead [ tG ] began pestering -_ [ -_ ] at 10 : 44 A.M --Reader x Dave: What The Heck's A Smuppet?6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
-_: Dave, hiya! You've...never pestered me before! What's up with that?
tG: is that a problem
-_: No, I just never pestered you before either, so...
tG: and why the fuck havent you
-_: ...No reason! Haha, no reason at all!
tG: damn ___ youre weird
-_: No I'm not
tG: dont fucking argue with me ok
tG: you are weird
tG: anyways uh how do i put this
-_: Put what?
tG: okay bros a dick and shit and he wants me to see you
tG: yeah ok when can you come over
-_: Er, noon?
tG: great ok ill be waiting for you dont fucking disappoint bro or me ok
-- turntechGodhead [ tG ] ceased pestering -_ [ -_ ] at 10 : 57 A.M --
So, it finally happened.
Dave, the cool kid, Strider, the boy you've only seen once and happened to exchange pesterlogs with, just pestered you. You had always been so freaking nervous to do so, so you never
Furends and FamilyFurends and Family7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Message after message flooded your phone as your giddy troll friend repeatedly bothered you.
Nepeta: AC r3qu3sts pr3y time with _______!
You: Okay Okay! Calm your tail, I’m coming over!
Rolling your eyes and smiling, you walked down the street with a small skip in your step. After not that long, you reached the home of your Leo friend. There was no need for you to knock, for Nepeta was already waiting on the steps. “_______!” She squealed and tackled you to the ground, holding you tightly. “Omph! Nepetaaaaa! I can’t breath!” She giggled and released you. “Sorry! I was just sooooooo happy to see my purrfect furend!” You smiled as she lead you inside. “Oooohhhh! Guess what ______!” Her tail swished in excitement as you shook your head playfully. “What is it kitty?” Grinning, she whipped out two sketchbooks. One that had her name scrawled in fancy olive writing, and the other with your name in (favorite color) ink.
Reader x Karkat: WhateverThe date is December 3rd, 2013.Reader x Karkat: Whatever3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The time: 5:45 a.m.
Everyone is sleeping, save a human named ___ ___ and a troll named Karkat Vantas.
You happened to be the human mentioned.
And, in fact, Karkat is your best friend!
He's also your crush, not that'd you tell him.
At least, that's what it USED to be. You think you've finally gathered the courage to admit it.
Emphasis on think.
You see, Karkat's been acting odd lately.
His usual 'fuck you' attitude was replaced more with a 'go the fuck away; I don't want to talk to anyone' attitude instead.
And, quite literally, it seemed the only word in his vocabulary lately was 'whatever'.
In all seriousness, no matter what you told him, he either did nothing, let out an artificial grunt, or responded with 'whatever'.
You were beginning to question what that word even meant.
"Karkat?" you poked the sleepy troll's shoulder, and he grunted. "I love you..." you said uncertainly.
He grunted again.
"You know I'm serious, right?"
"Karkat. I lov
Is this love? - GamKar Fanfiction.Is this love?Is this love? - GamKar Fanfiction.1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The slip of paper in his hand indicated that this was the right place. Though, something seemed wrong and the place itself seemed so run down he wasn’t even sure if it was the same apartment as the ad had said. Clutching his bag in his hand, he made a growling sound of frustration before finally knocking on the door, waiting for someone to actually answer the door. It took a few minutes before someone opened the door and the raven haired male lifted his head to try and get a look at what douce muffin he would be sharing an apartment with. It was ironic. So fucking ironic. The birds seemed to make even more noise of nuisance than usually. It was like they were trying to give him an even worse headache than he usually had. Everything was so fucking ironic that he couldn’t even stand it. What was even more ironic seemed to be the pathetic excuse for a human standing in the doorway and leaning against one of the sides. It was a male, that much he could say. Or,
.: Secret Santa :. Reader x Karkat: No, not now. "Once again, Karkat, it's 'ho-ho-ho'! Not 'no-no-no.'" you reminded your crush, Karkat Vantas, as you straightened the red Santa hat atop of his head, taking care not to touch his sensitive horns too much..: Secret Santa :. Reader x Karkat: No, not now.3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Fuck you." he said, scratching at your hand.
"No, not now." you teased with a wink, smiling and stepping back. "There! Perfectly Christmas-y! Now all you need to do is stand behind the chair and look happy!"
"Remind me why I have to be a happy-ass elf." he looked at you oddly.
"Well- You're too short and skinny to be Santa and we don't have enough...Caucasian face paint to work with. But it's fine, you'll get the general spirit of the season!"
"I'm used to Gristmas, ___. Not--" you covered his mouth before he could finish his gripe.
"We have to go, Karkat. Just try to be happy. Okay?"
He nodded and the two of you skitted away from the dressing room out to the main area of the largest mall in the area, where the guy being Santa smiled at the two of you as he sat in his ch
Sing me to sleepShe sighed, rolling over for the third time in an hour. After laying in this new position for a few moments she groaned and sat up, rubbing at her eyes. She was so tired and yet couldn't sleep. This wasn't a strange occurrence anymore. She often awoke from a fitful sleep even more exhausted than before. She rolled from bed and sighed again, the only sound I the silent room. Jade didn't complain though, her nightmares would haunt her even I. Her waking hours and though torturous, this break from sleep eased her mind.Sing me to sleep3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
She pulled her laptop out and turned it on, logging into her skype application. Her eyes scanned the names and she saw that Dave was on. She frowned, eyes narrowed beneath her lenses that she had somehow forgotten to remove before bed. She clicked him and soon, without her really registering the movement, clicked on the camera beside his title. The black screen popped up and the telltale ringing was heard before Dave appeared on her screen. His blonde hair was a mess and he
GamKar Request: Gift For YouHis band had been practicing for weeks for that audition. In fact, it was all Gamzee had ever talked about for the past two weeks. He had hardly been hone at all because he wanted to go and practice with his band; this audition was all they could think about. If they impressed the judges, then they would get a contract and go on tour, they would do all that they dreamed of doing. And they sounded pretty great. So when Gamzee stomped through the front door at two in the morning, slamming the door shut so hard it nearly shook the whole aprtment, Karkat was more than surprised.GamKar Request: Gift For You2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Footsteps barely making a sound, Karkat crept down the stairs, sneaking into the living room. Light shone from the kitchen, a tall silhouette going through the fridge, grumbling. Karkat could practically feel Gamzee's irritation punch him in the face when he stepped into the kitchen, rubbing his eyes as they tried to adjust to the bright light.
"Gamzee, what the fuck are you doing...?" The Cancer muttered, trying t
Nice BoxersYou stare up at his window.Nice Boxers2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The first three things you notice are-
1.) He's naked.
2.) He has no idea you are watching from outside his window.
3.) You have seen his place on the hemospectrum. Or more importantly, the place where he isn't.
Karkat moves about his room, obviously looking for something. You watch from down below. It's only when he starts to grow closer to his window that you realize you are in plain sight. You dive into a bush. It's a motherfucking miracle bush, and you silently thank it for helping conceal you.
Vantas doesn't look out the window. There must be a cabinet by it, because he sets down a roll of bandages and a bottle. You can make out his mouth take in a hissing breath when he does this, as if his movements hurt him. You watch through the branches of the bush, looking up at the couple stories high window.
His silhouette is outlined by the light in the room. The darkness outs
.: Reader x Ice Trickster!Dave: Cold As Ice :..: Reader x Ice Trickster!Dave: Cold As Ice :.2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
IT'S HOT AS HECKY AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M BORED!!
P.S: I realize that it's July 4th and that I should go outside to be all 'yay america!' but I just never get into it! Sorry!
The ring-a-ding-ding of an ice cream truck echoed through your ears and you smiled, closing your diary/journal, whatever you call it, and you rolled off your bed.
You'd been waiting for a while, so you grabbed a dollar off your dresser and ran down the stairs.
Your parents weren't home, they had to work late Summer shifts (despite the fact that not everybody works on July 4th), so you were fine.
The ice cream truck came by once a week, and you had wanted to save the money for today.
As you approached the truck, you saw a guy out of the corner of your eye who looked depressed and blue.
In the heat of the weather, his breath came out in puffs of ice clouds. There were icicles coming off of his shades, which you couldn't see through. There was a large coat of fr
Angels Gotta Die Some DayGamzee's been sober for months now. Karkat says that he couldn't be more proud of Makara for pulling all his shit together and drawing himself away from the darkness that seemed to swallow him. All that moonshine should have killed him, but it didn't, and when Gamzee had finally gotten off of it, he had wished that, after he killed that happy family down on Rosewood Lane, he had died.Angels Gotta Die Some Day1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Guilt. That's what had snapped him out of it. Two jolly parents dead. Their beautiful children. Their content pets and livestock.
And fear. That too. The fear that Gamzee would kill Karkat.
Gamzee's been sober for months now, and he had made a promise that Karkat shall never have to see him all motherfucking insane and being thrown out of the town to wonder the woods until something ate him or he died of hyperthermia again.
Karkat had left that town to travel with Gamzee. When Karkat had held Gamzee to his chest and petted his hair as Gamzee broke down and cried into his shoulder after the town's decision
One Of Those DaysKarkat can feel himself slipping, and finally coming to terms with the realization makes him lose his breath, a sob clawing its way up his throat. It burns with the threat of tears and the pain makes it all the more clear to him that it's happening.One Of Those Days2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Karkat is too late. Gamzee is no longer his.
The small teen hunches over as he sits cross-legged in front of his husktop, hugging himself. The first cry that leaves his lips brings on red tears and it confuses him because he doesn't cry, he holds it in. He's supposed to be strong. He knew this day was coming; he had the time to prevent it, to change the course of events. But he hadn't because he isn't strong. He didn't have the nerve. He is a failure.
A pained cry fills Karkat's boring respiteblock. The Cancer lets himself be pulled under, allowing his bottled up feelings to finally reach the surface where they turn into heartbreaking screams and fresh tears. Karkat gets on his knees, covering his head with his hands, pull