The Bottom Of Tobi's Foot"Move," the young artist demanded, almost tripping over his partner for not seeing him through the moonlight seeping from the dainty windows.The Bottom Of Tobi's Foot5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The bottom of Tobi's foot tingled with sleep as he sat in the middle of the tiled kitchen floor. If he got up now, he'd end up waddling around like a duck with a crazy leg and a knack for dancing. Not to forget all the strange faces and noises he'd make while almost bursting out in laughter, but not quite. This would only lower his petit blonde partner's opinion on him; which was near rock bottom as it was. If it hit any lower, the brunette would be treated as a five year old instead of the seven year old status he currently holds. He didn't want to loose his refrigerator privileges. Hidden eyes looked up at his teacher and stated fact, "I'm not moving."
Deidara thought logically, but his voice was strained with the illogical statement from his partner, "You're sitting in the middle of the damn kitchen floor!" Not to mention being up this late at
Alternate EndingThe young artist forcefully grasped his partner's wrist, pulling him onto his feet. Tobi could stand with some support, but rather uncomfortably as he throbbed in unfamiliar places and ants crawled up and down his right calf. Putting hands tightly on his partner's shoulders, the artist decided to play teacher, "You're lucky that I know the cure for a sleepy limb."Alternate Ending5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tobi questioned humorously, "And after being hit in the balls?" His only response was a knee to his lower back.
Deidara's hand and legs moved accordingly as to what he needed to fix about Tobi's posture, all the while speaking out his actions, "No slouching, legs straight, about a foot apart, arms to your sides, I said no slouching, Tobi. Make a stance as if you were playing hop scotch, that's right, one foot up, Tobi. With that foot, place it over your other thigh, kinda like when you were sitting on the floor, but not quite, Tobi. Now lean forward so that you almost feel yourself tipping over, but not really. You got it, To
Akatsuki Truth or Dare 2Deidara groaned as he sat up the next morning. He rubbed his eyes and pushed his bang behind his ear. He reached above his head and stretched his arms, shoulders and torso. A small sigh escaped his lips as he began to feel better.Akatsuki Truth or Dare 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He looked to his left to see a mop of red hair and reddish brown eyes watching him. A small smirk covered Sasori's lips as he watched his Deidei.
"Mmmm. Morning, brat,"
Deidara rolled his eyes and stood from the bed, stretching a second time, "Mornin' danna,"
The redhead smiled fully and stood from the bed as well. He wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist and pulled him close. Deidara smiled a little as he hugged his partner back. They pulled apart and were just about to kiss when loud yelling interrupted them.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT. I FUCKING SAID NO SEX FOR A MONTH!"
Deidara laughed quietly to himself and rolled his eyes.
Sasori glanced at his partner with a smile, "I'm glad we don't have those kinds of problems,"
"Me too. Now let's go watch!"
You Belong With Me - SasodeiAnd then the spaghetti fell right on his head un! Deidara said giggling as Sasori laughed at Deidaras story.You Belong With Me - Sasodei5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
That is hilarious! What did he do after that? Sasori asked, interested in the blondes story.
Well he-Deidara was cut off by the ringing of Sasoris phone.
Oh hold on a second Dei. Sasori said flipping open his red phone. Hellowhat are you talking aboutItachi I would never say something like thatI am coming over. Sasori hung up the phone running his hand through his messy red hair.
Whats wrong Sasori-Danna? Deidara asked his friend. Sasori looked over at his friend.
Im sorry Dei, but I have to go. Itachi is angry at me about something he thinks I said Deidara felt his heart being stabbed when the Uchiha was mention.
Oh Well go take care of your boy friend un. Deidara said with a fake smile to ensure it was alright. Sasori smiled back
Butt Grabbing:It's Human NaturDeidara slapped Tobi's butt, "Don't question me."Butt Grabbing:It's Human Natur5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
On contact, Tobi squealed, no longer standing with his arms overlapping on his chest where his butt was easily accessible to his partner, but with his knees bent and his back against the nearest tall plant, hands placed to block the possibility of a side attack. His knees clanked together in a cartoonish fashion. The blonde rolled his eyes, murmuring how Tobi was such a baby.
Once Tobi regained enough composure to inquire more, he shouted, speaking with his hands, "Like that!"
The artist was puzzled, "Like what?"
"You slapped my butt!"
"It's natural for a man to slap another man's ass. Pretty much human nature."
"That s just it! It s not!" Tobi spoke frantically.
Deidara just rolled his eyes once more, "You're such a woman."
The brunette scoffed vocally before returning the favor and planting a light pat on his teacher's bottom. To Tobi's surprise, his teacher's reaction wasn't much different from his own, with the exception of his pitc
PREVIEW 101 sex positions - SasodeiWARNING! If you're not into weird gay guys who like to fuck around randomly, DO NOT read this. Especially not while you're drinking, eating, in a middle of lots of people, homophobic, walking, running or breathing. Thank you.PREVIEW 101 sex positions - Sasodei3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
For all of you guys who are wishing that this text shall stop, I say; Welcome. And enjoy the preview of a HOT one-shot.
Just one more thing, there is a bit hidadei, kakudei and other pairings in this. But they're not the main pairings, even though there's a lot of hidadei int he preview xD Sasori will be the only one fucking Deidei raw- OOPS said too much there... Ehehe, on with the reading; </i>
"Would you like some more drinks, my gentlemen, un?~"
Sasori's eyes got wide when he felt a pair of slim, warm and soft arms wrap around his neck from back, and a pair of warm and wet lips land on his neck, sucking slightly.
But Sasori just found Hidan smirking at him. Sasori cursed inwardly... Another reason why he did not like visiti