The Greatest Love Story ever told.*Witness a story of epic proportions*
Asura: BIGGER! BIGGER! BIIIIGGGGEERRR!!
*Watch as two wayward souls find solace in each others arms.*
Scylla: *Touching Asura's face.* I knew the moment I swallowed your arm that we weren't meant to be together.
Asura: I burnt down that town for you.
Scylla: Aww...you arranged the corpses into a heart.
*Gasp as love desperately holds on against all odds.*
Scylla: You're evil and heartless...but I just can't quit you.
*And cry yourself to sleep as tragedy strikes.*
Scylla: You can't go he'll kill you if you do!
Asura: *Taking Scylla into his arms* I have to. Even if I have to spend an eternity without you...it will be worth it to know that you'll be safe.
*Starring Asura and Scylla in....
Now available in 4-D.*
Templeton: *Wearing 4-D glasses and tears streaking down his face* Oh god it's so sad. Hang on Asura buddy. I'm coming to rescue you!