Reader x Karkat: Restful Days, Stormy Nights ch. 1"WHEN WILL THIS GOGDAMNED STORM FUCKING END?!" Karkat yelled at the top of his lungs, and your eye twitched. He. Won't. Stop. COMPLAINING!Reader x Karkat: Restful Days, Stormy Nights ch. 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"SOON ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SHUT YOUR YAP!" you yelled back at him, hands turning into fists.
For some unannounced reason, you were at a camp.
Where it's cold as molasses.
But in Washington, in summer, where it is indeed as cold as molasses, in this lovely camp, you just came to the realization that you, ___ ___, were stuck in a cabin with Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, and Vriska Serket. All of whom you didn't like AT ALL.
It was a pretty reasonable morning, but when you actually got to the cabin, it started storming.
That was about seven hours ago at noon.
Vriska sat on her blue (of course) bed, scribbling down some drawings with a smirk. Eridan was sleeping in a hammock at the back of the cabin, snoring loudly. You had to share a bunk bed with Karkat, he was in the bottom bunk. You were sitting
Cool Kid Isn't So Cool, Ch. 2 (Dave x Reader)"Listen, I'm going to make this quic---"Cool Kid Isn't So Cool, Ch. 2 (Dave x Reader)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were interrupted by a pair of warm lips on yours. Dave Strider, the kid you barely knew yet thought was incredibly hot, was kissing you. Your eyes widened, but you were coaxed into the kiss. He pulled away, slightly blushing.
“Sorry… I didn’t mean to do it, I just..” He looked down at his feet and turned to walk away.
You grabbed his arm. "Wait, Dave!" His shades slid down his nose and you looked into his piercing red eyes.
"I liked it." You whispered. You gave him a small smile and he returned it. You let go of his arm and he walked off, with what looked like a skip in his step.
You placed a hand to your lips. Your cheeks burned and you knew you were blushing as red as Dave’s shirt. You readjusted your bag on your shoulder and ran home.
-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering (chumHandle) [CH] at 16:13 --
EB: hey (name)!
EB: did you give dave a beating like you said you would?
EB: how did it goooooooo?
FlightA one shot sadstuckFlight1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Reader x Kankri
There is a maze like city, a ghost city; a city that only exists in your mind. In this city was a lone woman, with long hair that hung limply down her back, eyes dead and staring ahead, shoulders slumped over from years of unimaginable pain. She wore a simple grey shift as she wandered the skeletal city of the dead. The woman walked without seeing, without feeling, she was unaware of the threatening, ominous buildings that loomed overhead, and the thick grey fog that obscured everything including her feet.
As the woman trudged alone in the stifling silence, she felt an overwhelming sadness. She had a specific destination in mind, and she could no longer stall for time. She wished someone would stop her, bump into her, even just glance her way, but she knew the city was empty, abandoned long ago. There were no people here, and she would walk forwards unimpeded.
She arrives at the tallest building in the city, it was right
You know you're Homestuck if......this is stupid.You know you're Homestuck if...1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You ask people what their star sign is and compare them to that troll.
Rainbows have a whole new meaning.
You know every line to Broadway Karkat and sing those lyrics instead of the original.
You're more frightened of clowns than you used to be.
Everything in your life relates to Homestuck and you constantly point it out.
Faygo is the best soda.
The sound of honking freaks you out.
The word bucket/pail makes you break out into giggles/laugh awkwardly/cringe.
Shipping. That is all.
Nick Cage is one of your favourite actors.
You put the bunny back in the box.
Dead Daves are the enemy.
Some of your favourite emotes are: 0_0 >:] }: o) : o) :3 :::: )
You constantly try your best to fill all your quadrants, even if the person has no clue what your talking about.
You are no longer "offended"; you are now "Triggered".
You say "bro" a whole lot more often than you used too.
Notes [JakeXreader] You reread the note over and over again, attempting to believe what the paper is trying to tell you. The note is trying to tell you that Jake likes you back. You don't have time for fangirling, the bell is gonna ring soon. What is he gonna say outside of class? What is he gonna say on the bus? What are you gonna say?Notes [JakeXreader]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
* THE BELL RINGS *
You shove the note in your backpack and just walk out of the room, attempting to remain a cool composure because if you don't you'd just like a flailing, squealing, lunatic. You look behind you and you don't see Jake as you get pushed out of the door. I mean you were literally pushed. Some asshole pushed you and you went flying out of the door.
You squeak and end up falling on top of someone. That someone ended up being Jake English. He groaned as you pushed yourself up from on top of him.
“I'm so sorry, Jake, I didn't mean to uhm fall on you.” You say, reaching your hand down to offer him help up. He smiles at you and gladly accepts yo
HomestuckXReader-Computers-ShouterComputers-->ShouterHomestuckXReader-Computers-Shouter1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You made your way over to the overly loud troll. His black shaggy bed hair shook as he bristled with anger. Cautiously, you pulled a chair over and sat beside the troll. “Um, Kar-“
“THAT UNBELIEVABLE PIECE OF SHIT!” You jumped as the troll stood up suddenly. He glared over at a troll sitting in a corner. You recognised it as Sollux. “Wait Kark-“
“GET OVER HERE YOU FUCKASS!”
“HOW DARE YOU!”
“KARKAT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME!” You felt the library grow silent around you. Your face flushed as you glared at Karkat, who was gaping at you. You breathed slowly, trying to calm yourself down. You didn’t usually get angry, but when you did it was explosive. What you wouldn’t give for one of those memory things from Men In Black. You facepalmed with a long drawn out sigh. “Karkat. Why are you trying to pick a fight with Sollux?”
How to Save a Life - Kurloz x Abused!ReaderStep one, you say, "We need to talk."How to Save a Life - Kurloz x Abused!Reader9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
He walks, you say, "Sit down. It's just a talk."
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came
(Name) stared out the window not paying attention to the teacher. The boy beside her was poking (Name) in the arm trying to get her to look his way. He waved a hand in front of her face and she turned.
“Oh sorry Kurloz” (Name) said.
“What’s wrong (Name)?” Kurloz signed.
“I was just thinking about (Bf name). I’m not sure I really want to be with him anymore” she said.
“Why is that? I thought you loved him” Kurloz had a quizzical look on his face.
“I thought I did, but he’s really over bearing. Every time I try to get sometime for myself he gets really upset. I’m afraid he’s gonna hurt me.” (Name) h
pop rocks [sollux X reader]your name is _____, and this is whats happening.pop rocks [sollux X reader]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) Sollux, a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining....
"the fuck ith thith?" he said, immediately ripping open the back to examine its contents. "sollux, take a chill pill, its candy. You eat it"
He gave you a confused look and held up the largest pebble of the rock candy. "thith? thith ith human candy? human candy ith thtupid....why do you want me to do thith again?" You snatch the bag of pop rocks from his hand and glare at him, "dont you DARE call candy stupid. Candy is wonderful!! And i wanted to see how you...uhm..feel~ about pop rocks"
He sighed, "Fine, gimme the thtupid...i-i mean...gimme the candy." you growl and hand him the bag of pop rocks.
He takes the bag and pou
Red: Prolgue (kankri x reader)(Name) opened her eyes. 'Where the fuck am I?' She thinks to herself. She looked around to try to figure out where she was. The place was dark so she could only see the gray, tile floor and the dark gray walls. as her eyes adjusted to the darkness she could see more things like the purple pod-looking-thing in the corner of the room, the desk with a weird looking computer on it, and the boy sitting in the chair at the desk.Red: Prolgue (kankri x reader)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Uh...H-hello..." She said to the strange looking boy. The boy had gray skin, black hair, nubby-looking-candycorn-colored horns, eyes that were yellow where they should be white and red irises, a pair of simple gray slacks, black shoes, and...a red turtle-neck sweater?
"..." He didn't say much and her first impression of him was a cute, yet shy, alien boy who's planet you just woke up on.
'Shit. What do I say?!' (Name) asked herself.
"Greetings." He finally said.
(Name) looked confused as to how he can speak your language.
"My name is Kankri Vantas. And you are?"
I Can't Hear You - Davekat VersionI Can't Hear You ( the DaveKat version)I Can't Hear You - Davekat Version3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dave x John Karkat
He was leaning back into the sofa, almost sinking down in it as he stared at the ceiling. His eyes stared at what was practically nothing, as his mind went nearly a thousand miles per hour. He heard only the music that blasted through the headphones covering his eyes. The entire headset was solid black, with a red circle design in the center of each headphone. The colors matched perfectly with that of his broken record shirt. The boy hardly ever said a word when he was by himself. Dave Strider was fairly quiet when he wasn't looking to bother his friends, and that mostly happened only when typing was involved. In the reality of things, he found himself locked in his own thoughts a lot of the time.
So he had to stop himself from looking too surprised when his rather lively best friend swung the door open like he was going to warn Dave about the apartment having caught on f
Pop Rocks [insert]your name is _____, and this is whats happening.Pop Rocks [insert]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) [BLANK], a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining....
[yup. its happening. im gonna be making a pop rocks for all the trolls..... so stay tuned]
Seven Minutes in Heavenstuck [Kankri]==> Be the troll wearing the bright red sweater.Seven Minutes in Heavenstuck [Kankri]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are now Kankri Vantas, and you are currently playing a human game called 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' having been dragged into playing it by your Moirail, Porrim Maryam. At first you had been triggered by the action, but now that your flush crush, [Name], was playing as well your hopes were soaring high. Maybe you would be partnered with her for the game. Although the chances were incredibly slim, you couldn't help but hope that by some miracle you would have the chance to spend time with her in this game. You took in a deep breath when you saw [Name] draw a name from the hat.
"Kankri Vantas," she said, looking up and making eye contact with you. Your eyes widened as you let out the breath you were holding, ecstatic and surprised to be partnered with [Name]. You quickly glanced at Porrim, wondering if somehow she had anything to do with this. Your Moirail only smirked.
"Kankri," [Name] called your name, making your head snap in her dire
Karkat Vantas x Reader My Human Nurse Is A PainKarkat Vantas x Reader My Human Nurse Is A Pain1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
// O N L Y W I T H Y O U.. //
Due to recent.. events on my behalf, I ended up making Karkat sick, then deciding to take care of him as it was my fault, he protested but of course, I didn't go down without my opinion at the top.
I rubbed my head, finishing up pouring the steamy soup into the bowl, placing the pot down and then picking up the bowl carefully to not burn myself while carefully bringing it into the other room I had forced Karkat to take camp in it. I placed it gently down on the table, giving him a questionable look upon my face, I wondered if he had the strength to even move his body. We stared at each other until he groaned and looked away, I guess not, I smiled kindly and lifted up a spoonful before blowing on it and bringing it towards his mouth. Chuckling slightly at the memories of my mother pretending it was an airplane, making the sounds as well. Retreating back to the bowl of soup, I brought forth another load of soup, once again, towards h
Sollux x Reader: Gamer's DelightSollux x Reader: Gamer's DelightSollux x Reader: Gamer's Delight1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Name) was a simple human girl in a world called Alternia. She really loved being there, and there was only one reason for that: A male, mustard-blooded troll named Sollux Captor. Even the sound of his name made (Name)'s heart skip a beat. The two were very good friends (or, 'moirails', as the trolls call it), but (Name) wanted to be his... matesprit? Was that right? No matter. She just wanted to be more than friends.
(Name) sighed and pulled out her laptop (husktop, according to everyone on Alternia) to talk to Sollux on Pesterchum.
(chumHandle) [CH] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 2:36 pm
[CH]: ANSWER ME, YOU HACKING PRICK.
[CH]: I WILL STEAL YOUR HONEY.
[TA]: gog dammiit, (NM)! what ii2 iit?!
[CH]: Talk to meeeeeeee. >:/
[TA]: look, ii'm really tiired and really hungry. 2o 2ome other tiime.
(chumHandle) [CH] ceased pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 2:39 pm
Sollux was hungry, huh? (Name
Seven Minutes in Heavenstuck [Karkat]"Karkat Vantas," you whispered the name as you read it on the white piece of paper. What a surprise. You ended up with your flush crush. This was starting to remind you of one of those cheesy seven minutes in heaven fan fictions you read.Seven Minutes in Heavenstuck [Karkat]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey *hic* KARKAT YOU'RE UP!" Roxy shouted over the loud music. You looked up from the paper over to him, only to see the nubby horned troll arguing with Sollux Captor. Karkat was completely red faced while Sollux just sat there with a smirk on his face. For a second you and the crimson blooded troll made eye contact which only seemed to make his blush become brighter. This time he shouted loud enough for you to hear.
"I'll show you Sol," he shot up from his seat, grabbed your arm, and dragged you into the closet. Then he slammed the door closed and sat down. What the hell? Raising an eyebrow in question, you sat down beside him wondering what he had been talking about with Sollux before.
"Care to explain what you were talking about with Sollux before
Human! Kankri Vantas x Reader - New Discoveries P1Human! Kankri Vantas x Reader - New Discoveries P12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Kanny! Help me out over here!" You called, making sure your grip on the box you were carrying was steady.
Placing the books he was organizing down, Kankri immediately took the box from you and placed it down. A sigh escaped his lips. You could really be a handful sometimes. Looking at you, the male wasn't surprised to see your attention drift to his vast collection of books. A smirk made its way onto your features when you saw a certain book.
"Well, well~ What the fuck?" You said. As soon as you picked up one of Kankri's romance novels, you noticed something worse.
"[Name]! Put those down! We have a lot of work to do, and it isn't nice to snoop!" Kankri cried out, blushing a warm shade of red.
Under that small pile of romance novels was a copy of '50 Shades Of Grey'.
"Kankri, you dirty little perv." You said, a deadpan stare directed at your flustered flatmate. Kankri was fun to tease and all, but this was just TOO good.
While you mentally victory danced at your new discovery, Kan
Broken Hearts and Bookstores [Jake x Reader] P1It was a chilly, January morning. Currently you were sitting across from your good friend Kanaya Maryam, enjoying a nice cup of hot chocolate to warm you on this cold day. This had become a regular part of your life since you had lost your previous job. Every morning you would meet up with Kanaya and get drinks together as you chatted the morning away. At some point she would inform you of places that were in need of help.Broken Hearts and Bookstores [Jake x Reader] P11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You are very grateful for this. Not many people took time out of their day to help you, which is another reason you appreciated having Kanaya as your friend. She truly was the best you could ever have.
"So what have you got for me today?" you finally asked, sipping at your warm drink. For the majority of the morning the two of you talked about recent events taking place and other non important topics. Now it was time to get down to business.
She sighed, a guilty expression on her face. "I'm sorry [Name], but I wasn't able to find any places that would accept someone
Flavours and Fun - KarkatYou looked at your reflection in the mirror as you applied the cherry red lipstick you purchased a week ago. You hardly wore any make-up, as you deemed it unnecessary unless you were dressed for a special occasion: in this case, it was a very special occasion. You left the bedroom and made sure the cherry cookies were set up perfectly, right at the center of the kitchen table.Flavours and Fun - Karkat1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You rushed back to the bedroom, closing the door before heading back to the long, wide mirror on your drawer, in front of the bed you shared with your matesprit. What you weren’t aware of was that the said person arrived earlier than you expected and had just found part one of your surprise.
You walked into your apartment, sighing to yourself as you removed your shoes and put them away with the other ones to not make the floor dirty. You had had a long day at the movie store and at this point, all you wanted to do was just sit back, relax and cuddle with your matesprit.
Romance of the Vocaloids Part TwoPart TwoRomance of the Vocaloids Part Two3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I hold Miku's hand and she presses tightly against me. Her hair is soft, it tickles me and sends shivers up and down my spine, a coolness that sweeps through me and is quickly suppressed by her warmth. The full moon is overhead, making her hair shimmer and sparkle. I'm a tad taller than her, a bit older than her, but none of that seems to matter. I had read this romance book back in grade school that had a phrase in it I didn't understand. Love knows no boundaries. Recently, I've started to understand it. Ever since I started falling for Miku I started to think of that phrase over and over again. One of the biggest things that made me hesitant about confessing to her was the fact I was two and a half years her elder. My brain told me she thought of me more as a big sister than she ever would a lover. I'm glad my brain was wrong. So glad. If it hadn't been and Miku hadn't accepted my confession as she did, then I'd probably be a torn up mess right now. I woul
[Kankri x Reader] Shut Me UpKankri x Reader[Kankri x Reader] Shut Me Up2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shut Me Up
It only took a couple of hours of sitting in front of a husktop that had grown boring for young [Name] to find herself outside of her own hive; and in front of someone else’s. It was pretty evident from the sounds of muffled lecturing from the inside who resided here. It was a rather unexpected visit; but a visit nonetheless.
Upon entering Kankri’s hive; the first thing that greeted her was the sight of the sweater baring troll lecturing a poor Mituna who seemed so sorry. As soon as the Captor saw her walk through the door though he instantly cheered up and jumped up.
“[Name]!!!” The yellow blood ran to her; his arms automatically latching onto the female’s waist in pure glee. This so happened to catch the attention of the mutant-blooded troll in front of the two of them; who looked at her with one eyebrow raised.
“[Name]? What are you doing here; do you know how triggering it is to walk in on someone else’s lec
Inevitable (DirkxReaderxJake)AU!Zombie ApocalypseInevitable (DirkxReaderxJake)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dirk x Reader x Jake
(Name) continued to shake as she slumped beside her two friends, the adrenaline running through her veins kept her from truly calming down despite her exhaustion. The trio had just managed to outrun an unusually large horde of zombies.
She sighed and ran a gloved, trembling hand through her (length) hair. They had been extremely lucky this time. None of them had gotten a proper meal or a decent amount of sleep since the infection, as the media had called it, had finally spread to their town. She could remember watching news reports and seeing insane clips of infected individuals becoming feral and viciously devouring anyone near them.
Karkat Vantas x Reader Soft KittyKarkat Vantas x Reader Soft Kitty1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
// Y O U ' R E M I N E , G O T I T ? //
I tapped away at my laptop. It's been a month since Karkat and I started our red relationship, we haven't changed that much other than being more affectionate, that and Karkat comes over more often, even if it was for the smallest things. Right now, he was over so he could watch more of his usual, sappy romcoms, majority of them that I wasn't really into so we sat on the couch together, him watching his movie and myself, messing about on my laptop.
"Meeeeewwww." I looked over to find my cat, calling for attention sitting up on the sofa armrest. I smiled and called it over, him obeying and climbing down the rest and then right in between my crossed legs. I placed my laptop down on the table then began stroking my cat's little head, down to his spine then back again. Cute, little purrs could be heard from him, it really was adorable. Kissing the little cat's forehead, and him nuzzling back, I looked up and then toward
The Intergalactic Academy Prologe (ReaderxSollux)The Intergalactic AcademyThe Intergalactic Academy Prologe (ReaderxSollux)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were so excited. Today was the day you would get to the most amazing school in the all of the universe. The Intergalactic Academy. You were one of few that were picked to go. Only around two to three hundred in the world. Everyone knew it was just a way for Earth to make nice with other planets so that if we ever need to leave the planet, we'll have a place to go and in case of a intergalactic war. But you didn't care. This was a one in a life time opportunity. You had won a contest at school. It was a paper on your hopes and goals in life, and how you would help the world by going to the academy. You ,and four others,were chosen to go, out of all of the kids in the country.
So here you are sitting in an slightly cramped shuttle, with two hundred seven-five other students. It looked more like coach on train, then a space ship, with it's polyester chairs and there being two seats to a row. One row would face another row so that there could
Child!Romano x Child!Reader - Friends?"GIVE IT BACK!"Child!Romano x Child!Reader - Friends?1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You had just snatched away a tomato plushie from a grumpy looking boy, sitting all alone in a sand box. He was now chasing you around the park; you were too fast for him though. “Catch me if you can!” you yelled back at him, laughing to yourself.
“FORGET IT!” He yelled. You stopped in your tracks and looked back at him. He was panting and his face red with anger, almost resembling his soft toy. His hazel eyes looked as if they were going to break into tears at any moment. He turned his back at you and ran towards a tree at the far end of the park. ‘What happened? Weren’t we having