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You sit laughing with all your friends. You in Dave's house cahtting your ass off. Kankri is giving a lecture to Mituna and Equius is showing off. John was ranting about movies while Dirk was talking about Lil Cal.

You were talking with Rose and Jade about animals and how trolls had such strange guardians. Dave soon walked to the middle off the room holding a blow horn and pushed its button makinga really loud HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! Everyone shuts up and looks at him. "Ok listen up people! Were about to play an amzing game called 7 Minutes in heaven!" He yells. All the trolls look at each other confused while the humans snicker and giggle. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS IT SOME STUPID HUMAN GAME?" Karkat asks. "I was about to explain just a moment ago if you had shut up!" Dave yells. He explains the rules to the trolls and they nod. "Oh 2o liike 7 bucket2 iin the clo2et?" Sollux asks. "Yup!" John says. "______? Would you like to go first?" Dave asks.

He holds Spades Slick's fadora out to you full of slips. You shrug and take out a slip. You  read it aloud. "I got..."

((Choose the one you like, the one you hate, or one you just want to read a story for))

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Eridan:
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Horuss:
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John:
Dave:
Dirk: icecreamlips.deviantart.com/ar…
Jake:

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        Mituna captor by Kanda3egle                                   Kankri by tsuchi-noko



    

 

  Kankri was sitting with you at a rave part, covering his ears with a scowl on his face. You sighed and looked around, Rufioh was dancing on the stage with Latula, Meulin, Nepeta, Vriska, Terezi, and Meenah. You glared at the girls on the poles, which was Roxy and Jade. Dave walked by you, giving you a pat on the back before sitting in a seat besides Jake, and Dirk. Karkat was cussing while sitting with Sollux and Aradia. You layed down your head on the neon lighted table, and Kankri put an arm around you. You sighed, and got up. "Im going to get some shots for us!", thought Kankri didn't say no, he didn't look too happy. You walked down the neon lighted walkthrough, and ended up at the bar. You sat down on one of the seats, elbows on the counter.

       Cronus came out from the back room behind the bar counter with his butler outfit on. "Whatcha want today hun?"

"Regular please. Two. Not too much."

    He smiled, and began to fill up two glass cups with the regular shot. You felt a hand glaze down your back down to your ass, before it groped it. You thought it was just Kankri, so you allowed it. You sat there before someone grabbed your arms, and forced them behind your back, and used their other hand to muffled any screaming you tried. They began to drag you into one of the private rooms, and fear filled inside you. Cronus never did look because he was too busy making drinks, and everyone else was partying. You were thrown up against the room's wall, as you finally saw him. Mituna. He was the one that did all this. Mituna closed in on you, and pinned your arms against the wall, kissing you deeply with a hint of too much drinks, and kismesistude. His hips were grinding harshly up against you, since he WAS horny. You tried to shove him away but nothing working. He shoved you onto the bed, taking off your clothes rather meanly and his. You began screaming loudly, but it wasn't loud enough to overcome the rave music.

                                                -Hate pailing is too much for your eyes. I am sorry Reader-chan v u v-

        You were in so much pain, before you jumped at someone banging on the locked door. "I SWEAR TO GOG IF YOU DONT OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT THIS SECOND YOUNG MAN I WILL ROYALY BEAT YOU GREY ASS!!!"

Kankri!

He was now kicking in the door, as you screamed, Mituna hissed silently. Kankri managed to kick open the door, and came flying in, slamming a punch right into Mituna's nose, breaking it. Kankri's face was red in anger, and he picked you up with a blanket over your body. Every troll and human was watching you two as Kankri slowly carried you out the building and back home.

   

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(Name)'s POV
Right now tav was letting you ride in his lap to history while gamzee walked beside you two. You'd been here at least a month and a half, gamzee and tav were your best bros. You guys became really good friends after your first day, jade called you the three muskuteers which made you giggle. "Tav you are the best form of transportation!" You laugh "well (name) i guess i am." He smiles brightly and you pinch his cheeks "your so cute tavy.~♥" he blushes slightly making you giggle even more, you finally arrive to history class. You hop out of tavs lap and head in and plop down at your table next to john "sup egderp." He smiles derpily as usual "hey (name) did you do your homework?" You smile "you know for once john i did i was fuckin responsible." " i am so proud fist bump girl." You smirk as you fist bump and class begins. Once all that bull shit was over you met up with fef at her locker and headed to theater arts. You both acted out a scene from le's misrebales it was very dramatic and sad you didn't have to fake cry.
Timeskip~ after school
You were sitting with jane and aradia going over notes and such when someone pulled you over their shoulders "jansis arasis im gonna borrow this." They giggled " hey, don't just sit there and giggle help meh." The just giggled even harder "unhand me peasant!' "Ha! Sorry sis but we got places to go oh and your gonna need this." Gamzee hands you a can of face paint "why do i need this?" You were walking down the street now " im taking you to meet my dad i just think it would be best if you wore that." He lets you down "*sigh* fine but give me a few minutes to put it on." He nods and you sit on the curb pulling out your mirror  and begin to paint your face "gamz why would your dad care if i wear this?" He sighs "(name), i sorta told my dad we have the same beliefs." "Gamzee why?" "I was sorta afraid, i wanted you to see my house without having to mutherfuckin sneak you in like i do with every other muther fucker thats been to my house. I wanted you to just be able to walk in and my dad wouldnt treat you like shit." You finish the make up it looks a bit similar to gamzee's but yours is a bit thinner and scratchy. He smiles and takes your hand "im muther fucking sorry." You smile "its ok your one of my best bros so ill let it slide." You two then begin walking again and soon end up at this bigass house. "Holy shit." "Heh, yeah its nice aint it?" He then leads you inside, your greeted by kurloz 'hey (name) nice paint' you giggle "thanks 'loz." You then hear a big booming voice "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT FEMALE IN THE FOYER?" Gamzee grips your hand and kurloz follows behind you. You see this fairly large man he looks like gamzee just much older and his face paint is much different. Gamzee sorta coughs and begins to speak "dad, this is my friend (name)." He sorta pushes you a bit closer to his dad you meekly wave "uh...hi." he just glares at you "THE FUCK IS THIS THAT GIRL YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER DAY?" You cringe a little and you thought karkat was loud, gamzee nods "WELL IF YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH GIRL WHAT DO WE BELIEVE IN?" You think really hard about what gamzee says almost everyday and it finally clicks "the muther fuckin mirthful messiahs." He stares for a very long time until he finally speaks "WELL, GAMZEE FOR ONCE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS OK TO COME THROUGH THE MUTHER FUCKING DOOR." You smile "thank you mr. Makara." He just grimaces "so yeah dad im gonna go show (name) my room." Gamzee then leads you out of the living room as fast as possible and up a flight of stairs. He stops in front of a dark purple door "well sis you did pretty muther fucking good, lets just hope he doesn't find out you were lying that would a really bad situation." He opens the door its dark, you step in and a large HONK went through the room you almost pissed yourself. Gamzee flicked on the light and you saw you only stepped on one of many horns in his room. There was juggling clubs, faygo, horns littered all over the room you walk over to his bed and sit and notice a over sized unicycle in the corner "heh nice room gamz." You laugh as he sits next to you "its nice that you can be here and i don't have to hide you like i do when tav comes over." You just giggle even more "yeah i don't like to be hidden, and gamz i knew you were a clown but your room is ridiculous." He just a smiles and puts his hands behind his head leaning against the wall. You lay down and shove your face into one of his pillows, you take in the scent its actually really nice, your soon dozing off to the sweet scent of your juggalo friend.

Gamzee's POV
(Name) had fallen asleep, and didn't she just look all up and adorable curled up like that. You just sorta watch her for a while, you then pet her hair a little and see her earring its all swirly and long so you space out thinking about curly long things. Once your done with that you feels tired so you decide to take a nap but (name) was sleeping and you didnt wanna move her just so you could sleep when a girl needs sleep you just gotta let that shit happen. So then you decide to just lay down with her, you snake your arms around her waist and shove your face in her hair. You've been wondering what her hair smells like it smells like peaches or some shit it was wicked and you were soon dozing off. You woke up three hours later kurloz shaking you and (name) getting up. 'Gamzee its 8:30 (name) needs to go home its dark out so go walk her' (name) was on the phone as someone yelled on the other side "im sorry mom i fell asleep please just calm down im coming home now." She hangs up and kurloz hands her a rag to wipe off her face paint, it was ok dad leaves for work at 6:00 and don't come back till 3:00 in the morning so he wouldn't see her. Once (name)'s all cleaned up she grabs her bag and you get up to walk her home. "Man my mom is pissed she thought i was dead or something." "Well, she'll calm down man why cant all you old muther fuckers learn to loosen up a bit?" She giggles "well gamz my mom having my friends telling her i went off with a guy and then me telling her i fell asleep she's gonna be a bit pissy. You pat her head and continue walking you arrive at a common sized two story home and a woman in a police uniform comes rushing over and grabs (name)'s arm "don't ever stay out that late without telling me i was worried sick im gonna be late for my night sh-." She then looks at you "who's this?" "Um mom this is one of my best friends gamzee. " " No, no  he's not, your not hanging out with this freak!" She gasps "mom! Gamzee is not a freak!" She then grabs you by the collar "you stay away from my daughter you clown cult freak.""MOM! LEAVE GAMZEE ALONE!" "(NAME) GET IN THE HOUSE I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING OUT WITH THIS CULTIST ANYMORE GOT THAT!" "But i-!" "NO BUTS HOUSE NOW!" (Name) has tears slip down her cheeks "(name)..." "its not your fault  gamz im sorry." She runs into the house and her mom finally releases you "stay away from her don't talk to her don't look at her don't even think about her got that juggalo?" You sigh and just walk off, man well at least she couldn't keep you away at school you'd pester (name) later.  You just wish you didn't have people judge and ridicule you every where you went, you loved (name) but now if you ever became her boyfriend her mom would probably lock her in her room and homeschool her. Adults like her just don't understand, your not in a cult you just have some different beliefs and for that should you be judged and isolated from the girl you love? No, that's just stupid she was your mutherfucking miracle and you would get the world to understand you and know that.

Ok chapter three might be out tomorrow or monday so yeah. :3
UPDATE: Seven people have guessed my OTPs! {Karkat X Nepeta and Dirk X Roxy} So unfortunately the bonus contest is now closed. You can still request stories, they'll just take a bit longer to write. Thank you to everyone who took a guess :3 It was a lot of fun.

UPDATE:
I have reached 150 Watchers! The Give Away has been updated accordingly!

Holy Cow you guys, I have 101 watchers! Yay! I really never expected to get this many with my silly stories, plus I've only been here for a month and a half! You guys are to awesome ;A;
Anyway, to celebrate I decided to have a little giveaway! So let's get on to the fabulous prizes you can win [I'll upload some pictures later]:

1st Place: A knitted scarf in your choice of colors, up to 12 feet long [up to 12 colors: aka a hemospectrum scarf if you want]; A custom knit beanie cap in your choice of colors [Up to four colors.]; a mini series of reader inserts with any character from any fandom that I'm familiar with [5 chapters, like the Sheltering Home paths]; A full color chibi art piece of up to three characters, whether cannon or oc; a talksprite animated GIF of your OC (could be any fandom.)

Second Place: A custom knit beanie in your choice of colors; a two shot reader insert with any character from any fandom that I'm familiar with; a color chibi art piece with one character or oc; a talksprite animated GIF of your OC

Third Place: A custom crochet bow-tie; a reader insert two shot with any character; a chibi line art with up to three characters; a talksprite drawing of your OC

Fourth Place: A long reader-insert oneshot with any character; a chibi line art with up to two characters; a talksprite drawing of your OC.

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You must be watching me. Please don't just watch me for this giveaway.
Favorite this journal entry. I'll use a randomizer to pick the three winners at the end of the give away.
If you are the second or first place winner you must be comfortable with giving me your address so I can ship you your hat/ scarf.
If you don't win, please don't be sore.
Be patient with me if you are the first place winner, it takes a long time to make a scarf so long.
Give Away ends December 31st. This should give you more than enough time to enter if you want to.

Good luck everyone, and thank you for watching me!

Bonus: Guess my two favorite Homestuck ships and get a oneshot about your OC meeting mine and a reader-insert with your favorite character. Up to six correct guesses will receive prizes. Since there are so many possible ships, I'll give you a hint: One is with Beta Trolls and the other is with Alpha Kids.
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  • Listening to: Run Devil Run
  • Eating: Bread and Butter
  • Drinking: Lemon Tea
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"I got... Karkat."

Everyone looks at Karkat and you pause realizing who's name you had just read aloud. When you notice Karkat groan and stand you freak. Rose shoves you forward toward the closet and you growl at her. Dave grabs you and Karkat and shove's you both into the closet. Karkat falls and you land ontop of him.

He groans something muffled and you look at him as the door slams closed. "Huh?" You ask. He picks his head up and growls, "GET OFF ME." You freak and quickly stand in the dark closet. He slowly stands and pops his back. "OY..." He says. "Sorry Karkat. Didnt mean to land on your back." You say. "NAH IT ISNT YOUR FAULT... ITS THAT ASS HOLE DAVE'S FAULT." He says. You giggle a little and sigh.

You both sit and against the wall and sit in silence for a moment until you hear someone yell. "You guys kissing!?" You both suspect its Vriska. "So.... Karkat. Why did you even come to this party? I cant see you much of a party guy." You say. "ACTUALLY... I ONLY CAME CUZ I HEARD YOU WERE COMING." He says. You blush and cover your cheeks. Your so lucky the closet is dark.

"O-Oh. Thats pretty cool." You say. You hear a bit of movement then you feel a pare of lips press against yours. You blush more and feel Karkat's hands take your hands from your face. You lean into the kiss, kissing him back. He pulls you onto his lap and he starts to french kiss you. You blush more and wrap your arms around him.

You run your fingers threw his hair and slowly move one hand up to his horns. You rub them softly and he purrs kissing you. Before you know it 7 minutes are up and the door bursts open. You and Karkat pull away quickly looking at Dave. The light pouring in is to bright so you both have to sheild your eyes. "Up and attem love birds."Dave says. Karkat growls and picks u up bridal style.

He walks out of the closet passed Dave and walks over to his seat. He sits with you on his lap and smiles. You smile and nuzzle him softly. "I like You Karkat." You say. "I LIKE YOU TOO ______."
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    You sat there, the morning after your little makeout with Kankri Vantas, Karkat's 'older brother'. You were on your laptop when you glanced up at Kankri as he walked out from your guest room, and opened your door. He was leaving?.. You opened you mouth to say 'Hey, no wait!' but nothing came out but a little squeak. He looked at you confused. He shrugged, and went out the door, closing the door behind him, but you shoved down the laptop, and got up, opening the door, and tried to yell out, 'NO!! COME BACK!!" but you looked like a mime. You held your throat and you felt tears on your cheeks streaming down. Why couldn't you talk?! You could yesterday! Out of anger and sadness, thinking Kankri just dumped you, you grabbed his roses he gave you and threw them down, stomping on them. Your heart was aching so badly, as you sat down on your couch, putting both of your hands on your face as you hiccupped and cried. The tears slowly trickled down your arms, staining your shorts.

    You slowly lifted up your head, staring at the roses, your hands all wet from your salty tears. You tried to talk, or atleast whisper, and yet nothing came out. Silence... You picked up your car keys, whipping your tears away with your arm. You slipped on your favorite jacket, and shoes. You opened the front door and slammed it shut as you left your house. You got in your car, turned it on, and it came on with a "VRRRROOM". You stepped on t he gas pedal, heading to the hospital. You looked around, ready to cry again. Your heart hurt still at the thought of Kankri dumping you like trash. Suddenly, your car slowed down till it came to a stop. You slammed your fists on the wheel, and thought. 'FUCKING GREAT DOES EVERYTHING WANT TO QUIT ON ME?' you opened the door and aggresivly slammed it shut. You leaned on your car, letting out a deep sigh or frustration. You closed your eyes, putting a  hand on your forehead. You could hear the other cars passing by and yet no little kids or trolls were outside today. It was silent expect for the gust of wind, just like your heart. You felt a hand on your shoulder, and you looked over. Kurloz. He was smiling down at you. You had an idea. You put your hand up to your mouth and pretended to zip it shut, trying to signal that you had seemed to have lost your own voice.

       He put two hands up, shaking his head as a no. He pointed to his mouth, and then made an X with his arms. Was he trying to say.. As you thought, he put a hand pointed at himself then pointed to you. Oh my god.... He was right.... You.... You're mute... You broke out into tears, and he pulled you into a gentle hug, holding you close. He patted your back as you cried into his shirt.You slowly looked up to see him... Glaring? At something... You turned your head, and saw Kankri coming your direction. Kankri was seeming to glare at Kurloz. "Can I please have my matesprit back, Kurloz? I'm sorry you lost your's." Kurloz twitched in anger and let go of you, before walking away. Kankri looked at you. "What was that all about, [your name]." You pointed to your mouth, and made an X. Kankri's expression was shocked. He pulled you into a gentle hug, wrapping his arms around you. He put his chin your head, and whispered, "Im so sorry.... I left because Porrim needed help with Mituna's triggers..But I'm here now hunny... And I'll always be here.."

                                          You two stood there, swaying back and forth in each others arms.

 

                                                         Kurloz Makara by sesshyfanchick

 

                                       

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EDIT: I added a two new plots!

Here's the line-up for the one-shots you guys voted on.

1. Don't wake me:
Dave keeps having these dreams about a girl he's never met. He falls in love with her, even though she isn't real. That is, until he bumps into someone in the mall who looks exactly like his dream girl. (This one only got one vote but it goes first because my IDOL for Homestuck writing wanted it and I really want to get this one up for her first. Sorry! <3)

2. All the right friends in all the right places: (FINISHED)
Dave has all of his friends guide you to the park where he awaits you with his confession of love.

3. I just haven't met you yet:
John falls for the shy girl in class, but has never even talked to her. So he communicates through random notes he leaves on her folders, causing her to laugh and smile. He watches as she opens up, becoming more involved in the class.

4. Look for the girl with the broken smile:
You go through life with a fake grin plastered on your face until one day someone sees through your facade. His name is Jake and he will do anything to see your real smile.

5. The time for sleep is now:
You have been in an accident and end up in a coma, but you can hear the world going on around you. Your best friend, Karkat, confesses his love to you and you are powerless to tell him you feel the same.

6. It's too cliche:
You, the most popular girl in school, refuse to accept the fact that you have fallen for the school nerd. There is absolutely no way you could be in love with him. Right?

7. Love of mine, some day you will die:
Gamzee is completely and utterly flushed for you, but he is torn on whether to tell you or not. He knows what he will become and refuses to put you through that.

I also switched two of the names because it made more sense that way ;^;

So there ya go! But don't get mad if I post them out of order because my think-pan doesn't do what I want sometimes...
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  • Listening to: Hate Playa by Broadway Karkat
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soo, I've been thinking about this for sometime now...no one except maybe two or three people has ever seen admins real face....does anyone really want to see my face? if so, then here might me a chance for you!

THIS journal must have 30 FAVs in TWO DAYS! reach that number before Wednesday and i'll temporarily post up my horrifying face for those to see, if not, then TOO BAD! I won't show my face at all, I'll probably NEVER try to show my face here, so this maaayyybee the only chance for those who are curious to see me.

hahaha lets see if anyone's willing to do this!

what have I done .__.

 

HOOOLY CRAP!! Weel you look at that, I've made it to 36 favorites already! I knew it, I should have asked for more faves then 30 .H.

mmeeeehh...okay, a deal's a deal. I shall post up my face later on tonight. watch this journal or my gallery and you'll see it soon sdjfkl nuuuu Dx

Edit 2:

There, take this picture! I'm telling you though, its up for only a few days oHo

aaahh why mee?! by Ask-thebeeguard

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BE READY FOR NOW I PRESENT YOU 100 CRACK SHIPS

1. Eren X Aradia
2. Levi X Damara (saves the crack headcanon for l8r)
3. Levi X Handmaid (god damn it me your just shipping levi with every favorite homestuck character )
4. Levi X The Condensce ( I swear thats all )
5. Jean X Horuss (cause ponies)
6. Jean X RainbowDash (laughs loudly as jean flies away with rainbowdash )
7. Levi X Gumi (it seems p cute to me)
8. Luka X Kanaya (Luka and Gumi are vocaloids btw)
9. Levi X Meenah (Levi: Your hair is messy, do you even shower cause you smell like rotten fish Meenah: BITC)(, W)(AT YOU SAY!? Levi: I was being honest. Meenah: W--ELL MAYB--E I S)(OULD S)(OV--E T)(IS TRITON DOWN YOUR T)(ROAT! Levi: OH BITCH PLEASE. Me: yes perfect)
10. Marco X Kanaya ( i have no background story for this ok )
11. Marco X Fluttershy (sEEMS FAIR ENOUGH)
12. Drunk!Levi X DJ Pon3 (Vinyl Scratch) (yessss)
13. Armin X Fluttershy (yea also fair enough)
14. Terezi X Eren X Levi ( As Auaspistice/Rom heres a tiny back story: Terezi is Erens patron troll i did the calculation, Terezi also likes the smell and taste of levi because hes always clean but levi thinks its really gross and freaks out. Then eren has to stop the fight.)
15. Feferi X Luka (octopuses ok)
16. Jane the Killer X Mikasa (SEEMS GOOD YES MHM)
17. Sasha X Nagisa (yes the thug food life is here )
18. Thug!Nagisa X Thug!Armin (yes thug armin is real)
19. Rarity X Kanaya (FASHION BITCH)
20. Rarity X Levi (MORE PERFECTION BITCH)
21. Kanaya X Levi (NOW WERE FABU BITCH)
22. Karkat X Levi (karkat is shorter than levi its head canon)
23. Hanji X Meulin (HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY)
24. Levi X Masky (poker face evry day)
25. Hanji X Ticci Toby (happy face evry day)
26. Mami X Dirk (DIRK YOU ARE A MAGICAL GIRL NOW THANKS TO MAMI)
27. Mikasa X Vriska (Vriska: WANNA GO ON A ADVENTUREEEEEEEE Mikasa: Like what? Vriska: SAAAAAAAAVE THE BOY! Mikasa: fROM WHO Vriska: LEVI :::;D Me: levi is bowser now)
28. Caliborn X Levi ( haha i dont like it tho it seems weird. too weird)
29. Petra X Calliope (maybe its just getting really weird putting these ships here)
30. Jean X Dirk (ITS FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC TIME)
31. Annie X Vriska (both with only 1 eye yes)
32. GrimDark Rose X Mikasa (yea something that doesnt seem wrong)
33. Vriska X Ymir ( i think its good enough)
34. Junko X Levi (kismises tho)
35. Rei X Eridan (Rei Ampora)
36. Karkat X Eren (oh look eren + levi + horns = karkat)
37. Armin X Hetalia (Hetalia: WANT TO SEE THE WORLD WITH ME Armin: HELL YA! Hetalia: LETS RIDE ALL THE 7 SEAS TO ALL THE 7 COUNTRIES Armin: wut m8???)
38. Armin X Tavros (yea)
39 Tavros X Fluttershy (with flower crowns)
40. Terezi X Sasha (food buddies yes)
41. Eren X Vriska (i guess you can guess the next one now
42. Eren X John (as morails and for 41 too)
43. Gamzee X Gumi (cute little freaks c: )
44. Hello Kitty X Nepeta (who ever says no needs to die)
45. Meulin X Hello Kitty (once again who ever says no needs to die)
46. Marina and the Diamonds X Levi (tHE SONGS ARE GOOD FOR HIM I THINK YE)
47. Marina and the Diamonds X Vriska ( OH NO OH NO OH NO O)
48. Haru X Levi (bLAME IT ON spacebubbIe SHE SAID LEVI X WATER X HARU I WAS LIKE WTF AND THATS WHEN THE CONVO ENDED)
49. Levi X Gumi (has a bad feeling i already said this one) 
50. Last update Dead!Gamzee X Dead!Marco (HALF AND HALF AND WERE HALF WAY DONE LAUGHS)
51. Gamzee X Eren (Gamzee Killed Eren c: )
52. Hanji X Terezi (god its been 2 days and im still on 52 iM RUNNNING OUT OF SHIPS)
53. Petra X Karkat (KARKAT IS LEVI AND NEPETA IS PETRA! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW)
54. Petra X Nepeta (BEG FOR TEH BOI TEAM, EXCEPT NEPETA IS 50% BETTER THEN PETRA I SRSLY DONT LIKE PETRA X LEVI)
55. Ariel X Feferi (If you didn't see this one coming i dont know what to say.)
56. Levi X Sonic (gotta go fast and kill da titans)
57. Eren X Elsa (ERENdale the place where ELSA rules. this was my friends stupid idea)
58.  Junko X Levi ( both fab characters please ok)
59. Vriska X Junko (time for every one to die)
60. Junko X Damara ( 30 MORE TO GO OMGGGGG)
61. Gamzee X Junko (KILL)
62. Junko X Terezi ( YOU ARE GUILTY TIME FOR JUSTICE )
63. Marco X Jake (theponiesareweird)
64. Damara X Junko (time for asian)
65. Eridan X Mikasa (Eridan: i like your scarf Mikasa: Your scarf looks like shit Eridan: wweh)
66. Aranea X Levi (tHE BOOKS MUST BE PERFECTTTTT)
67. Madoka X Levi (yes)
68. Madoka X Eren (yes)
69. Madoka X Jean (yES)
70. Madoka X Marco (ThIS IS PROOF I HAVE NO MORE IDEAS)
71. Madoka X Connie (ok thats all)
72. Connie X Ang (yes yes yes yes )
73. Kyubey X Happy (best kismises ever)
74. Chica X Sasha (yea dominos i live where titans eat people can you aford to make it here?)
75. Panties X Jean X Stocking (yES)
76. Panties X Levi X Stocking (weve already talked about this levi gets all the ho's)
78. Marcaline X Eren (yes)
79. Black Rock Star Shooter X Eren (yES)
80. Marcaline X Vriska ( yes)
81. Marcaline X Mikasa (yeS)
82. L X Levi (levi starts with a l)
83. Armin X Rin (rin the vocaloid)
84. Rin X Rin (whateever rin you think of)
85. Ash Ketchum X Eren (you guys share a theme song)
86. Mikasa X Mulan (lmfao)
87. Roxy X Eren (mOM NO)
88. Handmaid X Mikasa (ah yes)
89. Titan X Gamzee (loud smiling)
90. Titan X Junko (more loud smiling)
91. Terezi X Titan (louder Smiling)
92. Jane X Sasha (fod)
93. Damara X Kyubey (Damara you are magical girl)
94. Damara X Panties (red yes and beauty yes)
95. Meenah X Stocking (yes the girls are perfect)
96. Kyubey X Panties X Stocking ( Panties and Stocking the magical girls)
97. Kyubey X everyone (everyone is a magical girl)
98. Nagisa X Komaeda (this one doesnt make any sense at all)
99. Naruto X Eren (Naruto likes cosplaying Eren alot so why not)
100. Everyone X Everyone ( this would look hecka weird if it was porn hahahah)

i DID IT
AFTER 1 WEEK YES
ok bye now ill like you read this
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