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12 Trolls of Christmas Lyrics (Nobu got BORED)

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 24, 2012, 8:07 PM
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Terezi- On the first day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me a scalemate hanging from the tree! Hee hee hee hee!

Sollux- On the second day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me two sets of stairs

Terezi- And a scalemate hanging from the tree! Haa haa haa!

Nepeta- On the third day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave me to three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Feferi- On the fourth day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me four cuttlefish!

Nepeta- three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree! SING IT KARKAT!

Karkat- On the fifth day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me FIVE FUCKASSES!!!!

Terezi- (that was beautiful!)

Feferi- Four cuttlefish!

Nepeta- Three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Kanaya- On the sixth day of twelfth pedigree my matesprit gave to me six riving chainsaws


Feferi- Four cuttlefish

Nepeta- Meow meow meow!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree! GO TAV!

Tavros- On the seventh day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me, uh, seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws


Feferi- four cuttlefish

Nepeta- Three sharp claws

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Vriska- On the eighth day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me eight spiders spinning

Tavros Seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws


Feferi- glub glub glub glub glub!

Nepeta- three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Gamzee- On the ninth day of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me nine cans of Faygo

Vriska- eight spinning spiders

Tavros- Seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws


Feferi- four cuttlefish

Nepeta- three sharp claws

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Eridan- On the tenth day of twelfth pedigree, matesprit gave to me ten empty... buckets...

Gamzee- nine cans of Faygo

Vriska- eight spinning spiders

Tavros- seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws


Terezi- (nope! Hee hee!)

Feferi- Four cuttlefish

Nepeta- three sharp claws!

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree!

Aradia- On the eleventh day of twelfth pedigree my matesprit gave to me [beep] eleven frogs a-leaping

Eridan- Ten empty (sniff) ne ne nyaaaaaaeeeehhhhh bleeehhhhh

Gamzee- Nine cans of Faygo

Vriska- eight spinning spiders

Tavros- Seven paraplegics

Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws


Feferi- four cuttlefish

Nepeta- three sharp claws

Sollux- two sets of stairs

Terezi- and a scalemate hanging from the tree! ONE MORE TIME!

Equius- on the twelfth of twelfth pedigree, my matesprit gave to me twelve rippling hoof-beasts

Aradia- Eleven frogs a-leaping

Eridan-vv-vv a-vvuh vvaaaaaahhhhhhh vveh (sniff sniff) vvieh- aaaahahahahaaaaaahaahaahhh ... ah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (continues till after Kanaya has this)

Gamzee- Hey man, you okay?

Vriska- Eridan, oh my god!


Kanaya- I've Got This (chainsaw riving to life)


Feferi- Oh… Oh my glub…

Nepeta- Thank you Kanaya

Sollux- serves the asshole right

Everyone except Eridan and Karkat- And a scalemate hanging from the tree!


I got so bored
and I'm listening to this on repeat..
That's all

  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: 12 Trolls of Christmas on Repeat
  • Eating: Your Soul
  • Drinking: Your Blood
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1st letter of your name:

[ ] A,B,C - psycho
[X] D,E,F - hot
[ ] G,H,I -gay
[ ] J,K, L - baby
[ ] M,N,O - fabulous
[ ] P,Q,R - angry
[ ] S,T,U - old
[ ] V,W,X - lazy
[ ] Y, Z - magical

Birth month:

[ ] January - dog
[ ] February - cat
[ ] March - duck
[ ] April - llama
[ ] May - goat
[ ] June - chicken
[ ] July - snake
[ ] August - alligator
[ ] September - spider
[X] October - dragon
[ ] November - chimera
[ ] December - fish

First letter of  DA username:

[ ] A,B,C - with moustache
[ ] D,E,F - with no teeth
[ ] G,H,I -of giant size
[X] J,K, L - with beautiful wings
[ ] M,N,O - with a creepy face
[ ] P,Q,R - of tiny size
[ ] S,T,U - with a green tongue
[ ] V,W,X - with huge flapping ears
[ ] Y, Z - with magical powers

Day of birth:

[ ] 1 - which ate
[X] 2 - which pooped on
[ ] 3 - which slept with
[ ] 4 - which ran away with
[ ] 5 - which killed
[ ] 6 - which flew away with
[ ] 7 - which stalked
[ ] 8 - which played with
[ ] 9 - which sat on
[ ] 10- which licked
[ ] 11- which got lost with
[ ] 12 - which cuddled with
[ ] 13 - which gave me
[ ] 14 - which mated with
[ ] 15 - which was kidnapped by
[ ] 16 - which stole
[ ] 17 - which argued with
[ ] 18 - which fears
[ ] 19 - which cut
[ ] 20 - which Gangnam style danced with
[ ] 21 - which drove insane
[ ] 22 - which injured
[ ] 23 - which vomited on
[ ] 24 - which laughed with
[ ] 25 - which watches
[ ] 26 - which bit
[ ] 27 - which scratched
[ ] 28 - which loves
[ ] 29 - which hates
[ ] 30 - which made
[ ] 31 - which dreams of

Favorite color:
[ ]White- my parents
[X]Blue- angels
[ ]Green- me at night
[ ]Red- demons
[ ]Yellow - my other pets
[ ]Purple - its bitch
[ ]Black - a psychopath
[ ]Gray - my computer
[ ]Pink - my crush
[ ]Other - my car

A Hot Dragon with beautiful wings which pooped on angels (best dragon ever XD)

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1000 Point Valentines Giveaway

Journal Entry: Mon Jan 20, 2014, 6:30 PM
Hi there, 

I wrote a journal a little while ago about having a giveaway or contest and people were quite mixed about it so I thought I would do both. :) I will hold a contest in a month or so.

I'm giving away 1000 points here to my awesome watchers, I will split it into 10 lots of 100 so that 10 people can each get 100 points. 

New watchers are welcome, but please only watch and enter if you are interested in my artwork as this is for the lovely people who are supporting me and my work :)

If you want to enter, simply leave a comment on this journal and favorite this journal so that I know you are keen on being a part of it,

I will announce the 10 winners and send them their points on February 14th - Valentines Day - because I love ya! I will chose 10 people randomly from the comments on this journal.

Hope you all are having a good day,


If you want see me on Facebook -

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  • Playing: Alan Wake
  • Eating: Chocolate
  • Drinking: Coffee
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Hey guys!!!

Just to tell all of you guys that are going to Hetalia Day,:iconxtdd: and I have changed the location to Cortez Park!!

3434 W Dunlap Ave  
Phoenix, AZ 85051

^^ That's the address to the park!! Sorry for the changed, we just thought that park would of been better for us on Hetalia Day!

here's a video promotion for Hetalia Day that me and :iconxtdd: did! 

Also we would like to know if you are coming to Hetalia Day and to tell us the exact number of people who are going to be attending!!
We want to keep count on the exact number of people who will be going, because we want to know how many people are going to be there!

The games so far that we have been planned for on Hetalia Day are:
1) Dating Game
2) Spin the Bottle (if everybody is up for that!)
3) Roleplaying Games
4) it's an if, but Larping 

:iconxtdd: and I went to the mall today and met a guy who does larping as a hobby, and that it would be cool to have a big group (of Hetalians) to join him and his friends in larping! They do this every Saturday at Cortez Park and wouldn't you know it, Hetalia Day is on a Saturday! I thought it would be fun to cosplay in our Hetalia cosplays and do larping! Hahaha I know it's really random, but it does seem like something fun to do!

Another thing too if you guys want to bring food to Hetalia Day, please contact me and :iconxtdd: on what you will be bringing to the event! Send a note to us on DeviantArt about food. It would also be cool if you bring food that represents your country!

America would be cheeseburgers or junk food
Spain would bring taquitos or tacos
Italy would bring pasta
England would bring scones ((but please don't burn them! XP ))

Alright that's all I have to say and I hope you guys have a fant-a-bulous day!!

MEM :heart:

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  • Eating: spaghetti
  • Drinking: wa-wa
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LOLOLOL I've been sooooo addicted to this one song.
It's called Ante - Madoka Rap or something, but I've been listening to it 24/7.…


Lyrics if you wanna try and Rap XD
    Coobie you know what time is?
    Magical girls,represent!
    Awwww hell yeah,let's go!
    Damn dirty bitches,becoming the witches
    Grindin' up and down 'cause they grantin' all my wishes
    Bring out my aces,like this game was poker
    Banish all the witches,thank you based Madoka!
    What a joker,the trick is in the wrist
    Wish you kept your head Mami,'cause you don't know what you missed!
    Now the witches gettin' pissed and they're jackin' up my swag
    When I'm finished with this shit,send my regards to the body bag!


    Home of brave!Puttin' work to the street like a slave!
    Keep a rugged dress code!Always in this stress mode!

    Being Meguca is suffering…

    You think I don't know that?!




    From the soul,cousin' this ain't the time!
    Should'a wished for more money,'cause now you ain't got a dime!

    ANTE UP!
    Become Meguca!

    ANTE UP!

    Get a contract!Where my girls at?!

    If Sayaka become a witch

    ANTE UP!
    Become Meguca!

    ANTE UP!

    Takin' Grief Seeds,yeah you need these!
    I'mma fuck Kyubey!I'mma preach peace!
  • Mood: Joy
  • Watching: Myself Type
  • Eating: Pocky
  • Drinking: Coke
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You sit laughing with all your friends. You in Dave's house cahtting your ass off. Kankri is giving a lecture to Mituna and Equius is showing off. John was ranting about movies while Dirk was talking about Lil Cal.

You were talking with Rose and Jade about animals and how trolls had such strange guardians. Dave soon walked to the middle off the room holding a blow horn and pushed its button makinga really loud HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! Everyone shuts up and looks at him. "Ok listen up people! Were about to play an amzing game called 7 Minutes in heaven!" He yells. All the trolls look at each other confused while the humans snicker and giggle. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS IT SOME STUPID HUMAN GAME?" Karkat asks. "I was about to explain just a moment ago if you had shut up!" Dave yells. He explains the rules to the trolls and they nod. "Oh 2o liike 7 bucket2 iin the clo2et?" Sollux asks. "Yup!" John says. "______? Would you like to go first?" Dave asks.

He holds Spades Slick's fadora out to you full of slips. You shrug and take out a slip. You  read it aloud. "I got..."

((Choose the one you like, the one you hate, or one you just want to read a story for))


Heinoustuck Extra's!!
Heinoustuck Dave:
Heinoustuck John:
Heinoustuck Dirk:
Heinoustuck Jake:

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Blood Biology and Trolls

Sun Oct 12, 2014, 9:01 AM



So, it kind of concerns me how some people think blood works, so I decided a little information and speculation in regards to trolls was necessary.


Why is Human blood red?

Contrary to some people’s beliefs, human blood is not red because of pigments in the blood, nor is it actually blue or any other color within your veins and arteries.

Human blood is red because red blood cells are red. Red blood cells are red because within these cells, there are proteins call Hemoglobin. Hemoglobin has subunits called Hemes, which contains the element Iron. This iron interacts with the oxygen that comes into the bloodstream through our lungs and breathing, is oxidized, and therefore appears red due to how the chemical bonds between iron and oxygen reflect light.

When oxidized, our blood looks bright red (what you typically think the color of blood looks like – since it becomes oxidized when it makes contact with the air outside the body). When it is not oxidized/in contact with oxygen, it is dark red (I believe it is quite close to the color of our beloved troll rustbloods).

Human blood is never blue or green. The only reason blood looks blue or green when you can see your cardiovascular system through your skin is because of the way it alters the reflection of light.


What other blood colors are present on Earth (in other animals)?

    1.      Spiders and certain species of arthopods have blue blood – this is due to the presence of copper-based hemocyanin in their blood. It is also based on oxygen transportation within the blood and is therefore blue due to the oxygen-copper interactions in the blood.

    2.      Insects don’t breathe like most vertebrates do – I believe they breathe through their skin (?) – and therefore don’t really need the same oxygen carrying abilities in their blood [Note: Trolls, while insect based, probably do not breathe through their skin, and would still need oxygen or some other elemental bonding protein to carrying this gas through their bodies.].

    a.       They therefore often have yellow blood. This is due to a high concentration of vanabin, which contains vanadium. Vanadium oxide is yellow. Nobody is quite sure what this vanabin does, as it doesn’t carry oxygen like hemoglobin or hemocyanin does.

    3.      There is a type of skink that has green blood, due to a buildup of bile that has a pigment called biliverden. This buildup probably makes them toxic to eat, and therefore functions as a type of protection.

    a.       Humans have very, very trace amounts of bile like this in their blood, which only really appears during bruising, causing the yellowish-greenish color while the bruise heals. It would only affect blood color in extremely high concentrations, and would kill a human. Some people think that the skinks possibly had an evolutionary mutation at one point which allowed them to survive with high traces of bile in their blood.

    b.      Note: Bile is a waste product of the breakdown of the heme moiety of hemoglobin in erythrocytes. Trolls probably have similar molecular breakdowns and such, as their biology in many respects does not appear too different from our own.


Interesting Fact:

Sulfhemoglobinemia is a rare condition in which there is excess sulfhemoglobin (SulfHb) in the blood. This causes it to have a slight greenish color and causes cyanosis. It also results in an inability to carrying oxygen as needed in many cases.

It is also due to environmental and chemical concerns, not due to genetic concerns.


What color would blood be without the presence of these proteins and such?

Most likely kind of clear, or like with polar bear fur, appear kind of white with the reflection of light. What does this mean? White blooded trolls are incredibly, incredibly unlikely to exist for the reason that if you don’t have any of these things in your blood (or whatever trolls have in their blood), you would die. Like, this is a pretty severe “mutation” if it could happen biologically. You would be seriously fucked up. You wouldn’t survive even to become a living grub, most likely, or die upon your first “breath.”


Not Completely Unlikely (Though Not Necessarily True) Biological Headcanons For Troll Blood Colors:

    1.       Candy red and burgundy bloods have blood compositions almost exactly like our own – with only very slight differences, perhaps, in the volume of red blood cells, or perhaps in the barest composition of their oxygen carrying proteins.

    2.       Highbloods (blue bloods in particular) possibly have things like the Hemocyanin, which would make sense giving their closeness to being seadwellers and the type of animals that have blue blood on Earth (Hello, spiders and Vriska!).

    3.       Midbloods could have higher concentrations of bile, much like the skinks! Midbloods, on average, do not have the strength of the highbloods and such, nor the psychic abilities of the lowbloods. A good protective measure against not only other trolls, but especially large beasts who might want to eat them, would be toxic blood, or at least blood that would make them taste nasty as fuck.

    a.       By “toxic” though, I don’t mean to imply that they’d have acid blood that would burn at the touch or something. It’s mostly a taste/consumption thing to drive away predators. Try not to nom on any midbloods, guys.

    4.       The presence of other types of proteins that could carry other types of gases, if trolls (possibly seadwellers), do not require oxygen, but some other gas (I’m not quite sure if this would work, however, it’s just a speculation and an unlikely one). The gas composition of the troll’s planet is very, very likely to be like that of Earth – considering that humans and trolls survive together in the same place without any difficulties mentioned.

>>>> EDIT: Upon doing a little extra research, I find this possibility even more unlikely, as the only other gas extremely prevalent in our atmosphere (enough so to breathe) is Nitrogen, which is far, far less reactive than oxygen, and is far more lacking in chemical energy compared to oxygen. For complex organisms such as humans (and probably trolls), the energy required to break apart Nitrogen molecule bonds to use the energy inside of those bonds would be FAR higher than the energy outcome.

Even those "nitrogen-fixing" organisms (usually unicellular), usually exist in a symbiotic relationship with another organism: "I will supply your nitrogen requirements from atmospheric nitrogen gas if you will provide for my energy needs for that chemistry, and for my own continued existence and reproduction."

>> Basically what I'm saying is that breathing a gas other than oxygen is either not realistic (Nitrogen), makes you more of a plant than an animal (Carbon Dioxide), or are not prevalent enough in the air to breathe (Argon and other trace elements in the air).

    a.       Sburb is also a repeating process, so the game likely uses the same amino acids and genes to create trolls as it does humans, just with slightly different genetic combinations to make them.



In case you guys didn’t know, albinism only affects the pigments of your skin, not the elemental composition of your blood. Albinism + blood color change = 2 mutations at once. Even if you headcanon that troll blood does have pigments of some sort, it’s still two different mutations to have albinism (which affects the skin) and a mutation that changes the color of the pigment of the blood.

Not too hard there.


NOTE: Anything regarding trolls in here are headcanons, just like any other headcanon anyone else has about the same topics. Believe what you want. XD

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"I got... Gamzee."

You pause breifly and re-read the note in your hand. Everyone looks at Gamzee who stands with his stupid smile and walks towards you. He puts his hand out to you and you blush lightly. Rose pushes you up and into him. You look back at her and growl.

Gamzee takes your hand and walks you toward the closet. Everyone giggles at your blushing foolish face. "Remember 7 minutes." Dave says. When you and Gamzee are in the closet the door closes and everything goes dark.

Your eyes dialate and you realize Gamzee is staring at you. You blush more. "W-What?" You ask. "NoThEn." He says. He sits against the wall and you stand with your arms crossed. Gamzee grabs your hand and pulls you down next to him. You growl at him and loook away. "Yo MaN wHaT's ThE mAtTeR? HoNk HoNk." He says. "Nothing." You say.

You look over at him and flinch when you realise his face is close to yours. "YoUr A mOtHeRfUcKeN lIeR." He says. His eyes are a orangey red now. You scootch away from him a bit and quickly look away. His arms slolwy wrap around you and he pulls you onto his lap. He nuzzles your cheek and smiles. "Im JuSt PlAyEn." He says. You blush a bit shocked.

He kisses your cheek and you blush hard. You look at him and his lips meet yours. You blush moreand kiss back. He slips his long tounge into your mouth making you blush even more. His hands sneek up your shirt and to your breasts. You blush more but ignore his wandering hands. He pins you to the wall kissing you.

After 7 minutes of him feeling you up with you against the wall the door opens and Gamzee death glares Dave.Victory! Your saved! "Yo man. Other people are waiting." Dave says. Gamzee picks up as if he was holding a child and you wrap your legs around him. He walks over to his seat and sits smiling his usual clowny smile. "I lIkE yOu ______. YoUr An AmAzInG gIrL." He says. You blush and smile. "I like you too Gamzee." You say kissing his cheek.
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Dude I think I just died laughing XD

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 1, 2013, 2:58 PM
  • Mood: Dead
  • Listening to: GFDI Dave by Broadway Karkat
  • Reading: Homestuck (ohmygogwhy)
  • Eating: This vegan soup stuff that is delish!
  • Drinking: Arizona Green Tea
My little bro (age 10) was bringing our puppies inside and, for convenience, we place them in a storage tub and drag them to the garage. Well, my bro forgot to put the tub back, so this is basically what happened:

Me: Bro, put the tub back
Bro: I don't want to put the bucket back.
Me: *giggle* Bro, put the bucket back. *giggle*
Bro: Nope! I'm not touching the bucket!
Me: Bro, do not use that kind of language!
Bro: Bucket?
Me: :iconshockplz: *while I'm practically dying inside*
Me: :iconimdedplz:
Bro: BUCKET! :dummy: What is going on?

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Why did I make these. And if some of these jokes already exist, I swear to god these were purely made out from my head.


What's wrong, Kurloz? Meulin got your tongue

I see that highblood pressure took Equius's breath away.

His throat was awfully horse when he was gasping. Well, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger………….sadly, that didn't went well for Equius here.

I felt all choked up when I heard Equius died. But I wonder how Nepeta died though. Oh yeah, Nepeta is dead. I almost furgot. But how did she die? Damn, that question beats me in the head all the time.

Eridan got sliced in two by Kanaya…………he should've Saw that one coming.

Tavros' death left a hole in our chest, but wheelchairish him dearly. The steps that he had to walk through were crippling. God, it crutches my heart just thinking out it.

So Gamzee, Equius, and Nepeta went clubbing last night. Twenty minutes later, the club was a violent mess. Both Equius and Nepeta bodies were wasted on the floor. But No. Not Gamzee. Last time I check, the motherfucker was completely sober.

Equius and Nepeta walked into a club, Terezi walked into a wall.


I was gonna tell a Vriska joke, but I'm out of luck telling you.

I told a Tavros joke and they can't stand it.

I was gonna tell a Gamzee joke, but it's not all the rage now.

I was gonna tell a Karkat joke, but everyone's too crabby to hear it.

I told a dead Eridan joke, but my friends only got half of it.

I told a Terezi joke, and they can't see why it's so funny.

I was gonna tell a Nepeta and Equius joke, but they're dead now.

I was gonna tell an Equius joke, but I wasn't strong enough to do it.

I was gonna tell a Kurloz joke, but I kept my mouth sealed shut.

I told a Kurloz joke, but silence was their only response.

I told a Meulin joke, but my friends were too deaf to hear it.

I told a dead Equius joke, my friends laughed so hard they were gasping for air.

I told a Gamzee joke, but my friends weren't sober enough to understand it.

I was gonna tell Sollux joke, but I already told you it twice!

I was gonna tell Tavros joke, but its complete bull.

I told dead Eridan joke, and they laughed their asses off.

I was gonna tell Kankri joke, but you might be triggered if I do.

Dave and Vriska? Psh, talk about ironies in the fire.
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