Invader Zim Family Guy Songs Re-WrightRoad Back to Earth:Invader Zim Family Guy Songs Re-Wright2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dib: Listen Zim there's... there's something I needed to say it's not easy for me to say...
Zim: Oh Irk your not coming out of the closet are you? Oh, why does everyone always come out to Zim!
Dib: I just wanted to thank you for everything you did today. I know this whole trip has been a mess.
Zim: Well it hasnt been all bad. There have being some moments that were dare I say ... Fun
Both: We're off on the road back to earth We're having the time of our lives.
Zim: Take it human...
Dib: We're quite a pair of partners, Just Like Thelma and Louise. 'cept you're not six feet tall
Zim: Yes, and your Dick don't reach your knees.
Dib: Give it time.
Both: We're off on the road back to earth, We're certainly going in style.
Dib: I'm with an intellectual, who can't seem to take over the world.
Zim: How dare you! At least I don't stock extraterrestrials and masturbate to them.
Dib: Oh, thats a laugh.
Both: We've traveled a bit and we've found, Like a Dib going to the crazy h
Raised Again (The Final Chapter)Raised Again (The Final Chapter)5 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“James?” Rachel said softly. I looked up at her…and for the first time in a month…she didn’t seem so big anymore. I was seated on the park bench…the same one that we’d been at when this whole mess started. It had been an odd morning to say the least.
I had awoken with a sickening crash, and my first instinct was to panic and cry like any baby would…but I didn’t. Instead I let out a cry o discomfort as the diaper I had been wearing shredded to pieces. My body almost instantly grew back to its normal size, weight, and age. My body hair returned and my muscles grew back. However, I was naked, and Rachel was covering her eyes to keep from seeing me. An odd situation honestly, seeing how she’d changed me several times in the past few weeks. I blushed furiously and had sprinted out of the room to find some normal clothes. To my delight, Rachel’s family had held onto my clothes from when I’d transformed and I could slip t
Erika's Old Big Sister Alt End...... "N-No... I..."Erika's Old Big Sister Alt End5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
That didn't just happen. It was physically impossible for Marie to have possibly heard those words coming out of her sister's mouth. Erika Swanson did not do things like that, and certainly not to her. The teenager sat there silently on the carpet, tears sliding down her cheek and landing on her chest as she let that speech sink in, cutting her to the core.
None of it made any sense, she reasoned, a sob slipping out from between her lips when she wasn't looking. It was all spite-filled lies from some jealous, petty little baby who hated everyone else because they were happier then... she....
Stunned, numb down to her very center, Marie stared intently at the door to her sister's room. "I... A-Am I really..."
The teenager gave a loud sniffle. Maybe she shouldn't pursue Erika further... Maybe she needed to stop blaming everyone else for her problems and think things over...
.... NO! What was she thinking?! She wasn't going to change anything! It was Erika's fault th
Childhood Dreams (ZaDr)This is an Au where Zim meets Dib as a child! No serious romance, mostly just affection and fluff because Dib is super underage.Childhood Dreams (ZaDr)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
. . .
Big, sparkling drown eyes filled with tears. They belonged to a sad little boy only about the age of six. He had raven black hair, wore a dark oversized coat, corduroy shorts and a blue t-shirt which was currently waded up in his tiny fists. A couple of salty tears hit the grass as he watched all the other kids either play games with each other or stop to give him weird looks. He sniffed once more turning and running around to the back of the school. No one cared. Soon he was forgotten as if no one noticed he was standing there in the first place.
The little boy ran until he reached the back fence. He fell on his knees shaking with quiet sobs. Suddenly there was a bright pink flash coming from the opposite side of a hill that stood just a few yards away from the fencing. His head snapped up to see. Unlike others would have he didn’t feel a
Angelica: A Rugrats Fanfic---Angelica: A Rugrats FanficAngelica: A Rugrats Fanfic---2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Prologue: From the Rugrats episode "Angelica's Birthday", Angelica feared growing up and taking on new responsibilities. So she dressed up, and acted like a baby in order to avoid growing up.
Angelica Pickles, the blonde haired little brat of a girl, stood as high as her tippy toes would allow whilst she hold onto the plastic bar, bordering her in her chosen prison.
“She’ll never get anywhere with those sissy swings.” Angelica stated, watching little Susie swing at the green Reptar piñata. “I’m going out there.” Said the dolled-up girl, in her blue doll dress, padded rear and grassy green bonnet that matched her bow tie. After watching Angelica drop her pacifier and kick up her leg over the walls of the crib, Lil from across the cage called out.
“Wait Angelica!” She said in her high-pitched tone of voice before her brother t
Magic Plushies (AR + TG)Anita and Mike had received an assigment from class to attend to the medical wing of the college they attended to, they had known each other for a while, but didn't have a strong friendship or anything like that.Magic Plushies (AR + TG)10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Both of them had brown hair, Anita had a long haircut covering half of her back, brown eyes, skinny figure and small breasts, she wore a purple shirt, jeans, red converse's, a black hoodie, glasses and a silver necklace shaped as an ankh.
Mike had blue eyes, short hair, slighty clearer than Anita's, and wore a white shirt, jeans, sport boots, a brown cowboy hat and a black jacket with a blue wolf pattern on the back.
Anita held a paper, both of them looking at the numbers on the doors.
"I wonder if there's something wrong with the room directions," said Anita, "We're heading directly to the... Ah, here it is," they looked at the room, the walls outside had paintings of colorful smiling flowers, bugs and trees, the door read 'Room 408 - Infant Nursery'.
"But..." Anita looked at
A Best FriendA good friend will be there for you when you cry.A Best Friend2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
A best friend will be there crying with you.
A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.
A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.
A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.
A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.
A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.
A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.
A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them
The disc of horror filled faces."Day 15The disc of horror filled faces.2 years ago in Settings More Like This
My friend Barbra sent me yet another disc saying destroy it.
I'm getting really tired of her sending me these discs and
telling me to destroy them. I sent her a message asking what
game it was this time. I'm not putting it in my laptop beca-
use I don't want viruses getting onto my computer if that's
the reason she sent it to me. Anyway, my brother decided to
steal and hide my make-up so I need to go find that.
The birthday present“Oh wow, a teddy bear. Thank you mommy.” Olivia’s younger sister Maggie said holding it up excitedly.The birthday present2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“You’re welcome sweety.” Olivia’s mom said.
Olivia rolled her eyes. Her three year old sister’s family birthday party was taking so long. Did no one care about her schedule? She had a date with the cutest boy in the school tonight, possibly her one and only chance to become popular, and this little party that Maggie would never remember had taken at least an hour. Her dad was fidgeting next to her too. He was missing a football game for this.
“I’m going upstairs to get ready.” She said, getting up off the couch. Her mom caught her arm and pulled her back down.
“Just one more. Five more minutes won’t hurt.”
Maggie moved painstakingly slowly back to the pile of gifts and picked up the last wrapped one. She tore at the wrapping paper and finally unearthed a baby doll.
“Thank you mommy.”
BEN's Music Box: Chapter 5 (BENxJeff)Hoodie sat next to Masky at one of the tables. For karaoke night, there were a ton of tables, and the stage was all nice for the singers. "Hey, wasn't BEN going to sing something?" he asked.BEN's Music Box: Chapter 5 (BENxJeff)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Masky shrugged. "Dunno. He said he was," he said as Ms. P took a seat next to them. "Hey, Pencilneck."
"'evening, guys," she said.
"Did you talk to BEN?" Hoodie asked.
Ms. P nodded. "He said he's going to sing, but he needed time alone real quick," she replied frowning. "I hope he gets over Jeff passing away. I feel so bad for him."
Masky sighed. "Well, he's going to have to face facts. His lover is gone, and he needs to move on." He looked over at Hoodie. "What happened to Jane, anyway?"
"I took her to Lord Zalgo, and he said her punishment was 7 years of torture. He also made Shadow Lurker cast a spell on her that gives her 20 years of bad luck. And when I say bad luck," Hoodie took a deep breath. "I mean really bad luck. I'm talking trees falling on you in an open field bad luck."
Ms. P grunted.
Go to bed SleepyheadGo to bed Sleepyhead11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Go to Bed Sleepyhead
The characters in this story belong to the Disney movie Frozen and the song “Go to bed Sleepyhead” belongs to Disney’s original series “Bear in the Big Blue House” I do not claim either as my own.
The kingdom of Arendelle was as still as could be as the grey night skies looked down upon it, the shops were closed with their owners having been snuggled under their sheets for hours, the sea was nearly still with only gentle waves cascading to shore, the only noises on the docked ships were the occasional scamper of a rat as it searched for food and the cry of the nocturnal cat as it caught wind of its midnight meal, and with the clouds covering it not even the sky was awake, it was almost as though the sky too was sleeping and had been since early afternoon.
A sleeping sky was very good news for the king and queen, their youngest daughter, who was just under five years old, Princess Anna took an early fascination with the night sky and th
Sitter Sitting Part 1"A babysitter?!"Sitter Sitting Part 17 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mrs. Berbrin sighed, putting on her earrings in the mirror. Friday night in mild weather, she and her husband were going to go out to dinner and a show. Of course, they had to break this news to their son.
"That's right, a babysitter. Nine's way too young to be spending a night alone."
The nine-year-old in question, Kevin Berbrin, held both his arms out, as though asking his mom to look at him, "C'mon! I'm in the fourth grade now! You probably let Geoff stay by himself when he was my age!"
"Actually, we kept him with a babysitter until he was twelve," claimed the boy's mother, sitting on the bed and slipping on her high heeled shoes. "When you're that age, maybe we'll talk."
"Twelve?!" Kevin's prepubescent voice reached a heightened pitch from the anger of the injustice of it all, "You're gonna give me a sitter 'til I'm twelve?"
"If you keep acting like this whenever we go out, I might do it even longer," she added, quite annoyed by this point. Once her shoes were on,
How not to Babysit (1)NOTICE: This story will most likely be replacing stories such as Baby Care Class and Sister's Doll. Thank you.How not to Babysit (1)9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I watched my parents pull out of the driveway in their car, and speed away. I was being left home alone with my three younger sisters. Hannah (the oldest of the three, six years old), Emily (Second oldest, five years old) and Mandy (my youngest sister). I was to babysit them for a full week and a half while my parents left for a giant business trip in Egypt. I have an older sister also, but she lives out of the house, across town with her boyfriend, so I don't see her all that often.
The first few hours were easy. Us four watched TV, played a few simple board games, ate pizza for dinner, and did all sorts of stuff. Their bedtime came before I knew it. Just as typical for girls their age, none of them wanted to go to sleep. I decided to put Mandy to bed first... she was youngest, she would need more sleep, right?
"Come on, Mandy! It's t
Homework With An ABWarning: this story contains abdl themes, if that is not your thing move on. Also there is a bit of cross dressing...Homework With An AB2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Albert stared at the pages, trying to make sense of the sentences on the table in front of him. “A man flips two coins, hoping to get both heads. He knows at least one is a head. What is the probability that both are heads?” How the heck was the answer anything but ½? There must be some trick to it. Albert racked his fingers through his dark brown hair, trying to figure it out. He drank from the glass of water he kept nearby, and continued.
A pair of light footsteps came pattering up. “Daddy” a voice to his left said. Albert tried to concentrate on his work. “Daaadddyyy,” the voice said again.
Albert sighed and turned to see Joshua standing beside him. He was wearing only a pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it over his Cushies diaper. In his hand he held a baby blue pacifier. Despite the fact that Albert was seated and Jo
A NightmareA Nightmare3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm in my room, it's cold and dark
I'm thinking about what's in my heart
A sound comes from a corner, my mind races
'' Anyone there? '' I ask quietly and hide behind the covers
I turn on the lights, I see something in the corner
Getting up from bed, I move towards it slowly
It turns its head, I gasp and try to scream
No sounds comes, as the creature slowly moves towards me
I try to run, but I fall, I try to crawl, but it stops me
The creature has a mask and black robes, it has no feet and levitates
It comes close to my ear, whispering in a dark cold voice
'' Do you remember me sweetheart? ''
The scream in my throat can't come out, its stuck
The creature looks me in the eyes and I can see the blood shut eyes
'' You must learn how to hate '' The voice is angry and restrained
I try to get away, but its iron grip holds me down.
'' You will thank me for retuning one day boy. ''
The creature jumps and goes into my body, then I calm myself down
I run to the bathroom, sweating and with tears i
Fun for Cousins I hate going to my cousins' house. They are all about my same age, and they are the biggest jerks alive. There is one good thing though, and that is that there is a two year old who lives there.Fun for Cousins2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My cousins' house is huge, some could call it a manor, as it could fit dozens of our house in it. As I was wandering through it with my stupid cousins, there were rooms that didn't look like they were ever touched.
Finally the day wound down, and I decided to go swimming in their pool, so I unpacked a bit and put on my speedo, and went out for a swim. When I got back, I had just dried myself off, leaving me there with my speedo on when the door lurched open, and there stood all four of my cousins, all looking at me with a grin on their face. "What, it's just a speedo?" One of my cousins took out a roll of duct tape, and all four of them jumped at me. My cousins consisted of two girls and two boys, and while the boys began to wrap the tape around my mouth to st
Three Little Diaper Girls(warning: this text contains abdl themes, as well as some bondage. If that is not your thing, please move on)Three Little Diaper Girls10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Carissa glanced awkwardly around at the group of young women. Though they were in a group, each seemed to be standing alone, avoiding eye contact with the others and blushing if noticed.
The source of their discomfort was fairly clear. They had each just been changed into a new set of clothes, all in the same room with the others around. While being dressed in front of strangers was bad in its own way, it was really the clothes themselves that caused embarrassment. Though there were some variations from girl to girl, they all seemed to be made along the same theme. Specifically, they were all designed for someone far younger than anyone in the group.
Each girl wore a dress in light pink and white. Some of the dresses resembled school girl uniforms, with plaid skirts and neck ties, while others seemed like something a toddler might be put into before Sunday School, complet
Random TAGR one shot thing.She stumbled in, holding her head. Where am I...?Random TAGR one shot thing.3 years ago in Settings More Like This
The last thing she remembered was the teleporter flashing, and the beams of light blasting across the room. But, where was she now?
Tak's eyes finally opened.
She glanced around, looking for some sort of an explanation. It was a lab, obviously in space, for the stars sparkled outside of the windows and space chunks littered the sky. But, who's lab was it?
Tak's shoulders tenesed and her antennae began to bristle. She turned around, seeing a tall, teenage girl, holding a gaming device in one hand and a soda in The other.
"You're Tak, right?"
Tak began to recognize this young woman soon enough. "Gaz...?"
The girl just gave a nod.
Swallowing and pushing back her anntennae, Tak looked back up her.
"Do...you know where we are?"
Gaz shrugged. "Zim's lab, I guess. Dib sent me here for a super weapon or something, but,"
She picked up a vort blaster from a box and snorted. "This looks like a baby's toy!"
Jingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman Smells5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dashing through the streets
In search of rubber-duck
All the stores sold out
And Flash is out of luck
The last one in the world
Gets mangled in a fight
Crashed into tiny pieces
By the Ultra-Humanite.
Jingle bells, Wally fails
Ducky goes bye bye
Big bad monkey kills the Ducky
And makes the orphans cry
Jingle bells, back to jail
No more breaking toys
Guess they'd settle for Nutcracker
Instead of poopy noise.
Christmas with the Kents
In their lovely Smallville farm
Super-mom and dad
Await with open arms
The boy scout's full of cheer
But J'onn's all doom and gloom
They hole him up in Kara's happy
Pukey girly room.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
What a tragic day
Oh how wonderful is sulking
And scaring cats away (yay)
Jingle bells, Martian wails
Presents wrapped in lead
Next year J'onn would rather run off
And kill himself instead.
Crashing through the walls
In a dodgy alien bar
Hawkgirl's choice of fun
Disturbing and bizarre
Shayera's on the loose
Her eyes are
TAGR: Tak's LamentShe was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.TAGR: Tak's Lament3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Her long, silky hair touching those thin shoulders and her soft brown eyes watching me coldly,but not too coldly. I just had to love her. I just had to.
Buit how could she love me? I had never loved. Love did not last. Why waste time with it? But I just had to have this human, no matter what.
Just one kiss, just one, and I will be satisfied.
But even after our kiss, I wasn't satisfied. Lord, I wanted more. And that was what I got.
We had quite a night, I must confess. But, she slept on when I woke,and I had to leave. I tried to wake her, but she didn't come to right away.
I left without saying goodbye.
I didn't want to. I wanted to love that lovely, human female. But I could not.
I had to prove to Azra that I was not weak, or a defect. It was simple, I didn't tell him. And I hoped it would stay that way.
He thought me faithful and strong, and I needed that kind of respect to keep alive and well.
But, no. My ankles bec
honey-filled heartshe asked her if she loved himhoney-filled hearts2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and she looked at that golden boy
with a bumblebee smile and sad veins
like good champagne leaking onto the stars
only a million words were left unsaid.
Padded PlayDangerous, risky and reckless, those words could fit the situation. And perhaps they did.Padded Play4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Regardless however, the risk was hers to take.
So a deep breath, focus on the goal and take a step.
Arms out wide to act as balance, focus only on the next step, don't look all the way down. This can be done, there is no other way to the other side.
One step, straighten up and keep your balance. Almost there, just one more step. And no, missed it! Hands reach out to grab at the narrow walkway but it's too late.
Her balance gave out and as she falls she grabs for her grappler but the speed of her fall is decreasing her chances of being able to prevent a fatal landing.
No choice then, curl up and pray there's a soft landing below.
Eyes open, a pained groan. Look up and see the trees that softened the fall, somehow. Not exactly a grade A landing, but at least it's better than a landing you can't get up from.
She waits a
For the World is Hollow..."FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW, AND I HAVE TOUCHED THE SKY"For the World is Hollow...2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
All of my life I have struggled;
reality vs. fantasy.
I have lived here in this bubble;
no one alive will listen to me.
They call me the 'ghoul-faced madman'.
If I could just get them all to see,
we're dwelling here in a tin can;
floating along through space endlessly.
"Lock him up! Throw away the key!
Yes, secure him behind bar and door.
Ignore the dreamer, let him be;
don't listen to his rants anymore!"
If only they'd just ask me why,
I'd tell them right straight to their face:
For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky...
it's all a grand illusion; we're lab rats in this place!
Grandsword Commission- Birthday Signal Gift Part 2 Alpha's eye slowly opened, the artificial one clicking to life a moment later. He felt... off. There was something above his head twinkling softly and spinning, leading him to groan softly as he attempted to roll over. Only to bang lightly into something.Grandsword Commission- Birthday Signal Gift Part 210 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mmph?" Now sitting up, his artificial limbs slightly unresponsive, the glanced around the room, finding himself in a pastel, gentle nursery.
"Oh my, look at that. The cretin awakes."
Alpha gazed at a rocking chair in the corner... That witch, Jeanne was seated there, looking up from her spellbook with in her lap. A coy, taunting smile on her face, she rose to her feet, "Did you have a good nap, brute?"
This was taking a moment to process, and so the most that Alpha was able to immediately manag