Kind WordsA HARLEY QUINN/JOKER FANFICTIONKind Words3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You think I'm pretty, without any makeup on. You think I'm funny, when I tell the punch line wrong. I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, dooowwwwnnnn! Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love. We can dance until we die, you and I, will be young forever!"
Joker looked up from a newspaper he had spread over the lap of his dirty purple suit and looked at the closed bathroom door where, behind the rotted wood, Harley was showering and singing an annoying pop song about love at the top of her lungs. "That girl couldn't carry a tune with a bucket," he muttered as he looked back down to the paper. He circled the obituary of a death he had caused, a smile spreading on his dry, scabby lips.
" You brought me to life, now every February, you'll be my valentine valentine! Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets just love. We can dance until we die, you and I will be young fore
Pocky LovePocky LovePocky Love3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pairing: KFxRobin from Young Justice
Rated: G? maybe PG.
WARNING: BOYS KISSING
Wally West, also know as Kidflash, was sitting on the couch at Mount Justice eating snacks that he had found in the kitchen. He didn't really care for what he grabbed. If it looked edible, he'd eat it. He was sitting on the couch still wearing his Kidflash outfit since the team had been sent on an emergency recon mission. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on how you look at it, the guy they were going to watch managed to get apprehended before anything could happen. So the team got back to the mountain and left to do their own things.
As Wally was decimating the small pile of junk food next to him, Robin walked in the living room and plopped down next to the red head. Wally glanced over at the other boy and noticed he was still in his Robin attire. Well it had only been about five minutes since they got back to the mountain.
Damian's school week Tuesday"Master Damian, if you keep moving I can never get this necktie right." Alfred scolded Damian calmly.Damian's school week Tuesday3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Alfie, can you help me next?" Dick sounded a little helpless.
"Do I have to tie your shoelaces too, master Dick?" Alfred said stoically.
"Very funny, Alfie. Will you please help me now?"
"Sometimes I wonder where you would all be right now, if I was not here to help you." Alfred said turning to Dick to help him.
"Uhm, I don't want to know I think." Was all that Dick said.
Then he turned to Damian, "Why don't you try to make some friends today instead of making them cry, little D."
He didn't look forward to another talk with Damian's principal.
Damian just grumbled.
"Class, today we're going on a fieldtrip." Mr. Williams said.
The other kids looked at the teacher expectantly, so Damian followed their example.
"We'll be going to a museum that is out in the open and just outside of Gotham. There is a park wi
Who needs Mothers' Day when you have Wally? "You leaving, Wally?" Robin asks as Wally runs past him towards the zeta tubes.Who needs Mothers' Day when you have Wally?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Yea," Wally replies, stopping to look over his shoulder at him, "Gotta be home for Mothers Day. And I need to pick up some flowers for Mom and help Dad with dinner. I think my grandparents are coming, too."
Robin nods at him, a faint smile on his face, "Tell her I said Happy Mothers Day."
"Will do!" He calls, and he's gone.
"What's Mothers Day?" Superboy asks as he walks into the room, eyes directed at Robin. "A day for Mothers?"
Robin smiles at him, walking around the couch to him, "Pretty much, Supes," he tells him, patting his shoulder as he passes, "It's a day where you appreciate your mother and all she's done for you. If a woman doesn't have kids, her husband still usually does something for her," he thinks for a bit, "Basically just a big way
YJ Facebook part 2Earth 16 facebook part 2!YJ Facebook part 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dick Grayson Is tract the opposite of distract.
Wally West Uuummm... I guess so.
Artemis Crock That made no sense.
Conner Kent Robin told me to watch this internet video. It's about a pair of girls and a cup.
Artemis Crock Conner, don't!
Conner Kent Too late, I already started the video.
(5 minutes later.)
Conner Kent just threw up.
Megan Morse That's okay Conner. I'll clean it up.
Artemis Crock warned you.
Dick Grayson Sorry bud, but that's what Wally did to me last week.
Wally West also recorded Dick Grayson's reaction.
Roy Harper You guys are acting like a bunch of kids. Don't you want some R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Dick Grayson Find out what it means to me!
Roy Harper Would give Dick Grayson a glare if he was face to face with him.
Dick Grayson is sorry.
Conner Kent Hey guys, I heard this female singer yesterday on the radio. She's good. Her name is Justin Bieber.
Artemis Crock O_O
Conner Kent What! I really like her. I kinda have a crush on her.
Wally West Conner, J
Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 1I didn't expect him to black out on me this rudely. "I thought we were in the middle of a conversation here, Twiggers." I turned my amused smirk upside-down and touched his face with my gloved hand, pulling open his closed eyelid with my thumb. His brown eyes didn't react. He didn't blink or wince or execute any reflex he was supposed to when something came close to his eyeball. He was out. Cold as a glacier. I rested my hand on the side of his neck as I pondered what to do with him next.Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 13 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was in bad shape. Signs of starvation were obvious as I looked closer at him. He had shadows under his eyes and his cheekbones weren't covered by as much flesh as they should be, not to mention the protruding bony elbows poking out of his malnutritioned arms. His skin was sickly pale when it was supposed to be a soft milk-chocolate shade. The poor thing was dying, if not already dead. But I could feel a faint pulse under my hand as his heart strived to pump blood up to his dehydrated brain. I frown
Young Justice: Names and BlanketsNames and BlanketsYoung Justice: Names and Blankets4 years ago in Romance More Like This
M'gann walked into the living room of the cave of justice to see Superboy sleeping on the couch.
"Awwww" she whispered, trying not to wake him up. But he has super hearing so it was inevitable that he'd hear her. He began to stir but he didn't wake up he just rolled onto his side.
'Superboy looks so peaceful' she thought. An he did he was like a sleeping baby. He was relaxed and not his usual super tense snappy self. M'gann had had a crush on him since the minute she saw him, and this wasn't helping it.
Superboy shivered and wrapped his arms around himself trying to get warm. M'gann tiptoed over to the other couch and grabbed the soft blanket off it. M'gann set the blanket over Superboy's shivering form. M'gann turned around to leave when something grabbed her wrist. She turned around to see Superboy staring at her with his deep hypnotic blue eyes.
"uh,Superboy,I was just,you looked cold.." M'gann stammered, but stopped when he didn't respond. He just kept
She learned to Rise...A hardened man, a sickened beast,She learned to Rise...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
His anger and rage threatened to never cease.
In the prison of Hell, looking up at the sky,
His only soft feelings of hope began to die.
His soul rotted for years.
The inhumanity dried up any remaining tears.
A baby's cries erupted one night.
The sound was foreign and inspiring, as was the sight.
The broken man, his heart so charred,
Watched the baby grow up, his expression hard.
Hatred manifested for the mother, who brought the girl into this hell.
Didn't she know how many prisoners had tried to escape and fell?
How cruel was that mother, to bring that girl straight into death.
She'd never feel warmth and happiness on her breath.
Especially not after her mother was taken and killed.
In the commotion of the screaming struggle, the broken man's arms were filled.
He held the girl close and dashed away,
"I will protect you." She heard him say.
The guards weren't concerned with the abandoned five year old.
They had done what they'd been told.
TT: A.S.B.E.A.- Existence Pt 5TT: A.S.B.E.A.- Existence Pt 53 years ago in Romance More Like This
Robin and Cyborg hovered about the scene, noting the several huge craters in the park.
"It looks like one heck of a fight," Cyborg commented.
Robin remained silent as his eyes scanned over the craters. It didn't take him another second to recognize these craters were the aftermath of a starbolt. He knew that Starfire never had a hard time landing a starbolt on her enemies. She was always dead-on-sight, unless they were moving at the speed of light. The many craters told him her enemy was someone fast. The amount of craters also told him that the villain who had attacked her must have also had the ability to fly. That was another flaw Starfire had difficulty with during training.
Silently, the masked hero continued walking and observing the craters.
"Yo, Rob! You oughtta see this!" Cyborg hollered.
Robin appeared beside Cyborg within seconds. His eyes widened at the body imprinted on the ground before them.
"Definitely Starfire's body," Cyborg said quietly.
"She can't be--"
The world "Lay off," Roy growled at Wally, leering over him and glaring.The world3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You lay off," Wally sneered back, barring his teeth. "This is between me and Dick."
Dick leaned against the wall, head resting against it and eyes squeezed shut. He knew this would happen.
"No," Roy leaned away from him, gesturing wildly with his hands. "You're always getting into his business and making it worse for him. He has to learn how to take care of himself! You're not always going to be there to save his ass. Let him take care of his own bullies! Let him fend for himself. He's never going to grow up if he doesn't learn how to be independent! Leave him alone and let him figure out things for himself!"
"I can't! I won't!" Wally yelled back, glaring up at him. "I know he has to learn, but he deserves a little slack! After everything he's been through, he shouldn't have to deal with bullies! He should be abl
To The Sea (2/2)The ocean was suffocating Harley. It was more unbearable than having a pillow forced over her face, and she knew exactly how that felt. Every attempt to move her limbs and swim sent pain through her panicked muscles. Drowning was a slow death, but she suspected her suffering would be cut short on account of her terrified heart beating faster than it was ever supposed to beat. Her bursting fear alone could kill her.To The Sea (2/2)3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The woman screamed in silence when her flowing hair was captured and yanked up. She felt the crisp night air welcoming her face back to the surface as she convulsed a gallon of liquid from her throat. The waverunner was slippery and provided little to grip on as it painfully bumped against her back. With another yank, Joker pulled her on board and jumped his hand's iron grip to her bicep. She reached up and latched onto his shirt to pull herself on the seat, wincing at the stinging in her scalp and the fire in her drenched lungs. He let her go once she was on board, placing
Your JobMista J? Harley called, yawning. It was 4 a.m. and she hadnt seen or heard from him in hours. She knew Joker liked to stay up late planning sometimes, but even the clown prince of crime needed sleep.Your Job7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And he certainly didnt need Harleys help to get it. She found him at his desk snoring away, his head resting on a pile of half-drawn plans. She smiled to herself; her puddin looked so peaceful when he slept. She almost wanted to let him keep sleeping like that, just so she could watch him breathe. That and, somewhere in the back of her mind, she knew that if she did wake him up, he was likely to shove her out the door with a few knives flying after. If she was lucky!
She decided to take the risk. At least if he woke up in his own bed, there was a chance hed be in a good enough mood to let her back in. As a last resort, she removed her hat and mask. Maybe hed be tired enough to not recognize her.
Mista J, she said again, shaking hi
The Tide of Summer - Chapter 1The atmosphere around the large, brick building was still for the moment. A soft breeze carried stray red and brown leaves along for a journey as the warm glow from the sun, illuminated the whole world. The season had finally shifted into summer and it was definitely realised as there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The baby blue was vibrant without a single cloud ruining its’ glory. All was silent and peaceful within Gotham for the moment...The Tide of Summer - Chapter 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
The red school bell chimed as loud as possible and the two main doors leading into the school sprung into life as they were forced open by many, many exhilarated teens who were yelling and cheering at the release from another day cooped up within an institution of learning. Yes, this day marked the last day of the semester meaning they were free for 3 months to enjoy the summer rays which the sun was beginning to offer. Within the midst of different ages and social cliques, were a group which would frequently be referred to as ‘Popula
For the Love of Joker 3For the Love of Joker 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
3. I Wanna Be Free~
~I Wanna Be Free, I Wanna Be Loved
I Wanna Be More Than You're Thinking Of
Everything Seems To Be Estranged When You’re Alone...
One Day I'll Stop Keeping Track
And Give Myself Time To React
-Panic! at the Disco (I Wanna Be Free)
The doe-eyed child stared, slack-jawed, back at me.
I wondered idly what she would look like with white face paint over her porcelain face, a diamond pattern decorating her attire that, naturally, clung to her perfect skin.
I sit back in my chair and tap my toe, feigning impatience.
"I'm a-waiting doll-face." I arch my eyebrow again, letting my eyes turn dark and cold. I was tired of this game already. I only put the effort into warmth because she was pleasing me with her wonderful naivety. But now, I shook my head internally. This may not be worth the effort after all.
"Mister Joker, my name is Doctor H. Quinzel. I am here to help you," she sauntered over to the table and slammed her hands down on the table.
Rescue From Falcone'sJoseph Kane is sitting in some sort of supply closet, tied to a chair, looking very pissed. There are two guys standing outside it.Rescue From Falcone's2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Guard 1: So why did Mr. Falcone have us kidnap this guy?
Guard 2: Mr. Falcone is trying to get some power back in this town. Bruce Wayne is pushing that gentrification initiative, and that twerp there is one of his VPs and assistants on it.
Guard 1: That guy? He's barely old enough to shave.
Guard 2: He broke Tommy Vito's arm when we grabbed him.
Guard 1: That runt?
Guard 2: Yeah.
Guard 1: Must have been lucky.
Guard 2: Yeah, I pistol whipped the kid and brought him here.
Joseph: Hey, you two, would you mind getting me some reading material? And maybe a sandwich?
Guard 2: Oh shut up! Be glad you still got all your fingers and toes, for now.
Joseph: *narrating* Oh great, those Falcone nuts are going to use me to send a message. Plenty of chemicals I could use to escape...though at the risk of either suffocating, burning myself, or blowing myself up. But fir
Love you He hated him.Love you4 years ago in Romance More Like This
He hated that he knew exactly who he was and where he was and where he wanted to be and how to get there. He hated that he knew everything about himself: his past, his present his future, his crushes, his family.
He didnt even know his own dad. Not well, anyway. He knew he was the original Batman, and that he was his son. He knew that he loved him. He knew that he wouldnt show his love because he is batman.
He hates Grayson, at least he knew who his father was.
He didnt know anything.
"You okay Damian?" A hand was suddenly waving in front of his face, snapping him back into reality. Damian blinked into the warm blue eyes of Dick, his 'brother.' "You look a little spacy."
"Im fine, Grayson," Damian snapped, pushing awa the hand from his face. "Personal space."
Dick smiled, cocking his head to the
Sacrifice Ch.35 Better Than You KnowSacrifice Ch.35 Better Than You Know2 years ago in Drama More Like This
35 - Better Than You Know
Tim slapped his hand hard against the mat, breaking his fall best he could. Thankfully his falls were instinct now or Cass' throw would have hurt him. They'd been working on basic judo moves for the past hour and so far the boy hadn't managed to throw his sister once. He evaded attacks rather well, but he was very weak when on the offensive. They switched to judo because of this, but still found he had too little strength to get the job done.
His sister was ready to give up on judo too. "Alright, I think that's it for now." She pointed towards the small weights off to the side. "You better work on your upper body strength."
"When are... we... getting back... to hitting?" Air had a hard time reaching his lungs, and all things considered, she couldn't blame him. As weak as Tim was compared to her, he worked really hard at everything he did. In time he'd become quite good because of that, but conv
For the Love of JokerFor the Love of Joker3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A/N- The 400(ish) words long piece of literature in between these symbols: -*- is written in third person, omniscient, while the rest of the story is written in first person that bounces around between the main cast. This is here just to make sure you don’t get confused!
A pair of green eyes scanned the pictures in a therapist directory, flipping through page after page, staring at picture after picture- waiting to detect the perfect subject.
When suddenly the man stopped, and stabbed his finger in the middle of a page towards the end of the book.
“I want her!” He commanded at the other man in the room.
“I'm sorry, but she only handles patient paperwork and those sorts of things. She doesn't deal with high-class criminals, like yourself.” The opposite man quipped in a monotonic, English, accent.
“I don't care. I won't talk to anyone but her.”
“Why her?” The English man scratched at his chin.
“Don't psycho-analyze me,
An Unlikely Encounter ch. 39CHAPTER 39An Unlikely Encounter ch. 393 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Time seemed to freeze around us.
The Joker's kiss was everything I'd ever imagined, and at the same time, nothing I'd ever felt. It was almost as if he'd sucked the air right out of my lungs with the first graze of his lips, because I felt so lightheaded while he kissed me that I feared for a second I might float right out of the room.
The shock of his actions rendered me completely unresponsive to the kiss at first, however, and the only thing I could do at that moment was to stare with my eyes wide open. The Joker had his eyes closed, but when he didn't feel me respond, he increased the intensity of the kiss by pressing his lips harder on mine, and shoving one hand in my hair to keep me in place.
THAT got a reaction out of me. I couldn't fight the low mewl that escaped my lips, and the noise allowed his tongue to slip between my lips and explore my mouth. To my surprise, he tasted somewhat sweet as his tongue swept around inside. Finally, my eyes fluttered shut from the se
One night in Mount Justice.Mount Justice was empty, no one was there. The Fridge was full, a stack of movies lay untouched on the coffee table. The training room was empty, no sounds were heard. Anywhere. Perfection thought Artemis, as she grabbed her large green hoodie, a mug of coffee and her favourite book.One night in Mount Justice.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She sat reading for approximetly 7 and half minutes before...
*Reconized Kidflash B03*
No! Artemis Panicked! Hide, then he'll see no ones here and leave. Yes! Hide!
Artemis grabbed her book and ran to the side of the sofa, slide her self under.
Everthing was going to plan but...no the coffee cup!
Wally walked in, he thought her heard somthing, but it was proablly his imagination, his brain was probally playing tricks from lack of food. I mean he had't ate in like half an hour...but what was that? A mug. He picked up the coffee cup,still warm.
Hmm...he thought, noticing that the mug beared artemis' arrow logo on he went to investigate. And they're sticking out from the sofa was a single lock of
TearsThe wet liquid flows from my eyes.Tears2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Even this late in my life I see a truth unseen before.
An angel of mercy shining her light into the darkness of my life.
Rest comes now and I give over my weary body and mind to the woman within.
Salty seas left behind, there is a brightness that beckons me into a future filled with endless love.
Harley Quinn Arkham Asylum Pt1She stared down at the empty coffee mug with the words #1 Sweetheart printed on the side, drumming her fingers nervously on the reception desk of Arkham's intensive treatment facility.Harley Quinn Arkham Asylum Pt13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Commissioner Gordon, whom had just arrived a few minutes previously after dealing with the press, looked over the blonde haired doctor wearing an extremely altered version of a nurse's outfit she designed herself, holding her heart shaped necklace tightly in her hand; wondering how Ivy, her girlfriend, whom was also reformed, would feel if he would've killed her.
"Look Harley," he began, putting his coffee down, "I know you're scared but you've seen all the improvements Warden Sharp has made to Arkham. I'm sure everything will be fine."
"I know, She sighed deeply, "Commish, I'm not sure I can take your word for it. What if he escapes? I'm the first one on his killing list!" She calmed herself down once she realized she had raised her voice and all the other doctors where staring at her, took a deep