For the Love of JokerFor the Love of Joker2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A/N- The 400(ish) words long piece of literature in between these symbols: -*- is written in third person, omniscient, while the rest of the story is written in first person that bounces around between the main cast. This is here just to make sure you don’t get confused!
A pair of green eyes scanned the pictures in a therapist directory, flipping through page after page, staring at picture after picture- waiting to detect the perfect subject.
When suddenly the man stopped, and stabbed his finger in the middle of a page towards the end of the book.
“I want her!” He commanded at the other man in the room.
“I'm sorry, but she only handles patient paperwork and those sorts of things. She doesn't deal with high-class criminals, like yourself.” The opposite man quipped in a monotonic, English, accent.
“I don't care. I won't talk to anyone but her.”
“Why her?” The English man scratched at his chin.
“Don't psycho-analyze me,
But A Number Part 8The alarm sitting on Bruce's nightstand went off at its usual time. Bruce turned it off and looked over at the still sleeping toddler. He smiled at the sight of Dick. He had his body wrapped around his Robin and he was sucking his thumb. After making sure Dick was still asleep after getting ready, Bruce walked down to the kitchen to see Alfred making coffee.But A Number Part 83 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Good morning Master Bruce." Alfred greeted as he poured two cups of the freshly brewed coffee.
"Morning Alfred." Bruce grabbed one cup just as his phone started ringing. Answering it, Bruce frowned.
He was planning on taking the day off to spend the day with Dick, but they needed him at the office all day.
"Is something wrong?" Alfred asked in concern.
"I can't stay with Dick today." Bruce sipped more of his coffee. Alfred would have been glad to watch the kid, but he had to run errands throughout the day, and he knew Dick would not be happy with that.
Bruce ran ideas of who could watch him through his head. The team was at school,
An Unlikely Encounter ch. 39CHAPTER 39An Unlikely Encounter ch. 392 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Time seemed to freeze around us.
The Joker's kiss was everything I'd ever imagined, and at the same time, nothing I'd ever felt. It was almost as if he'd sucked the air right out of my lungs with the first graze of his lips, because I felt so lightheaded while he kissed me that I feared for a second I might float right out of the room.
The shock of his actions rendered me completely unresponsive to the kiss at first, however, and the only thing I could do at that moment was to stare with my eyes wide open. The Joker had his eyes closed, but when he didn't feel me respond, he increased the intensity of the kiss by pressing his lips harder on mine, and shoving one hand in my hair to keep me in place.
THAT got a reaction out of me. I couldn't fight the low mewl that escaped my lips, and the noise allowed his tongue to slip between my lips and explore my mouth. To my surprise, he tasted somewhat sweet as his tongue swept around inside. Finally, my eyes fluttered shut from the se
To Be Concoured Tim Drake is mine. Mine, mine, mine! I dont care how selfish that sounds, but I wont share. I love him far to much to let him slip through my fingers. How else am I supposed to live?To Be Concoured3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Without Tim, life isnt worth living.
Again with the cheesy Kon! Gosh, im better than this. I know I can do better, becuase ive dont better... Tim deserves better. Waaaaay better than some cheesy pick up lines.
I've thought, time and time again, that im so lucky to have a man like Tim love me the way I lovee him. I've though over and over again that he's the best thing to ever happen to me. I've told him that I loved him, but just love doesnt explain how much i really do love him.
Its more than love. Maybe its lust, who knows. My feelings are far more than love for him. He makes me smile, makes me happy, can pull me out of any bad mood and make me laugh for no apparent reason. The way he kisses me makes me feel so much more in love, and I cant help
Why Wally's not allowed to have a cape"Hey Rob, can I borrow your cape?"Why Wally's not allowed to have a cape2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The raven haired boy looked up from his holographic computer to see his best friend.
"Why do you want to do that? I thought it gets in the your way when you run." With one eyebrow raised he looked at his friend suspiciously. Wally always made fun of his cape, saying that it smelled weird (don't ask) and how it's going to get caught on something and make him a living piñata.
"Well yea, but who said anything about running with it?"
" Touché." He took off his cape and handed it to the read headed boy, who happily put it on. "So what are you going to do with it?"
With one hand Wally pulled his goggles down so you can barely see his bright green eyes, and with the other he pulled up the cape up right below the goggles. He narrowed his eyes into a glare, and with a low voice he said "I'm Batman."
Robin couldn't help but laugh. It was the best/funniest imitation of the Dark Knight he had ever seen. He then stopped and stared, a smirk forming o
YJ: The RescueSan FranciscoYJ: The Rescue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
September 15, 24:16PDT
As a possessed Zapps charged Artemis and Robin, Artemis grabbed a arrow and aimed it at the girl.
"Oh I'm going to enjoy this," Artemis said with a smirk, ready to shot at the prefect moment.
Robin tried to stop her but it was to late, Artemis had let the arrow go. Zapps dodged it and started to unleash a on slot of balls of electricity.
Artemis and Robin jumped back and barely got out of the way of the attacks.
"When did she get this good?" Artemis asked Robin as the two hid behind the wall on the opposite of the room.
"She's not holding back, that's why. Normally she'd hold back some, worrying about meagerly hurting someone." Robin explained.
"Hey, what's going on? Where's Z?" Kid Flash asked appearing out of no where, the others not fair behind him.
Before ether could tell him what was going on, he was hit in the chest by a ball of electricity and shot backwards.
"She's right there," Artemis simply said as the two ran over to their fallen teammat
Twice as hardShe'd turn to look at him, wondering where the days events went by like little droplets falling from a broken faucet.Twice as hard2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The city had actually simmered down and the crazy talk had sort of slipped under the sheets. Then inmates found warmer spots and hoped that food would eventually be dropped. Somehow the crazy side of town had gotten it's own place and name, still a mystery to her how this had been managed but then again anything is possible with a city filled with so many cruel intentions.
Then again, everything had gone to shit in nano seconds.
She washed the blood from her hands before turning to look at him, bandages around his torso, blood staining the bed and his ragged breathing getting just the tiniest bit fainter. Harley had done all she could for now, sending out the kids to get the first doctor the could find and get him or her down here as quick as possible but for now, she'' drown herself in cheap whiskey and watch over him. It was a combination of things, a shoot out that w
Joker's Journal - 1She's nuts. I hate her.Joker's Journal - 12 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Sometimes.Never mind. Always. I was stupid to let a psychologist attach onto me. As if I didn't get enough pointless therapy in Arkham! I had to bring a doctor outside as my own personal advisor. Idiotic.
What is this? Its a journal. Me scribbling my "thoughts" on a paper. She's making me do it. She's watching me right now. I ask her what the hell to write, and she suggests writing my current actions. That's what I'm doing.
Now I'm out of things to write. But you know what's funny? I can't write that I'm staring at a blank piece of paper, because that would be lying. I can however, write "Fifteen minutes ago I was staring at a blank piece of paper."
I know how to annoy her.
I am writing. I am writing. I am writing. I am writing. I am wr
She says that doesn't count. Now I have to sit here for another hour. Nothing is stopping me from leaving. Her glares don't intimidate me.
Hell with this.
She made me write that
Jacob's LadderShe hummed in the passenger seat, and Jonathan knew she sensed the heaviness in the van. Yet he didn't know how to dispel it. What could he do? Open his mouth and let everything just seep out? No, she was smiling, she was happy, and that was all that mattered to him.Jacob's Ladder4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Jonny, is something wrong?"
His eyes glanced over to her. He shook his head even though internally he was nodding, 'Yes, how come you wanted to come back again? You are a glutton for punishment? Can't you see he's just using you?'
"No, I'm fine, Harley. Just watching for the Batman."
Harley sighed, "Jon, when you're upset you really stink at lyin'. I hope ya know that. Something's wrong." His hands tightened on the steering wheel. "Jon, we're friends, you can tell me. Did Jay hurt you? You can tell me, I won't tell on you. Everyone's got to let out a little steam."
"I suppose they do," he said with a mild edge to his voice, tipping Harley off that he didn't want to talk about it any further. "Joker didn't do anything. <b>
Under the ChambersFanfiction: Robin/Kidflash (Young Justice)Under the Chambers3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The room: It was dark. It was cold. It was frightening and it took everything Robin had learned to keep him from quivering in fear. He couldn't show fear, not now, he had to believe that Batman was with him to keep him from being scared, he knows how bad he would get scolded for being scared. But he was only 14 right? His birthday was only a few days ago and now he wont even be able to enjoy the other birthdays that were yet to come.
Shut up Robin
He thought to himself
Don't you dare think like that
He attempted to clear his mind and think of the best way to get out of this mess, but the cold damp area made it hard to breath and overall made it hard to concentrate.
One thing led to the next and he then felt a sharp pain in his arm. "Aggh," he groaned and held it. He could feel the large slash, warm blood trickling from the opening. "Not to deep," he sighed in relief.
He could then all of a sudden feel all the wounds that h
An Unlikely Encounter ch.37CHAPTER 37An Unlikely Encounter ch.372 years ago in Profiles More Like This
It took me a couple of seconds for her words to properly sink in. When they finally did, i began blinking owlishly.
"You can't be serious." I deadpanned, a smirk slowly creeping across my face. Roxanne looked as if she was trying not to take offense.
"I'm as serious as a heart attack."
I couldn't help but laugh a little. "Roxanne, the Joker absolutely abhors your very existence on this Earth! How do you expect to sneak him out of the mansion, UNSEEN, without his complete cooperation?" I was aware that this was a very trying situation, but I couldn't help but see the obvious humor in her idea.
Roxanne frowned. "Well, shouldn't the fact that I'm going to be the one taking him out only further encourage him to leave?"
I opened my mouth to respond, but I was interrupted. "AND, what other choice do you have, hmm? This will be the first time Bruce has left his own home in almost SIX days! When else will we receive such an opportunity?"
"We could always wait until Bruce has to leav
For the Love of Joker 17%Harley Quinn%For the Love of Joker 172 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I don't know how to drive stick." I say flatly, eyeing inside the car warily.
Joker rolled his eyes at me, leaning on the open door, "'Course ya do."
"I really don't-" I laugh shakily at myself "- I didn't even have a driver's license until four years ago... that was one helluva process.."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I didn't have a proper birth certificate when I went to the DMV. Got burned in some sort of dormitory fire- at least that's what Jack told me." Joker gave me a puzzled look.
"Shouldn't you be able to decide that for yourself? I mean- shouldn't you be able to remember a fire that caused so much trouble for you?"
"That's the problem, isn't it? I should- " I slide into the driver's seat and slam the door "- but I can't." I said more to myself more than anyone else.
Joker swung open the door on the side opposite and slid in while chuckling under his breath. "You know what I love?"
"What?" I say wrapping my hands over the steering wheel, clutching it so hard th
Redemption: Chapter 7Disclaimer: Thank you to those of you who gave me positive and constructive reviews. I'm afraid that even though this is my only fanfic to worry about now, the rate of updates probably isn't going to be picking up any. I'll probably be entering a nine month course in May that I'm told will be very work-intensive, so I don't know how much inspiration I'm going to have for writing.Redemption: Chapter 74 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Where are we going?" Loki was trying not to sound fearful, but the way he was trying to pull away, along with his shaky tone of voice, made his state of mind rather evident.
"We're going to my rooms, Loki." Thor explained, continuing to pull his brother along and wishing he would trust him more, walk closer to him. Dragging him like this was gaining a lot more attention than he would have liked. Then again, considering it was Loki, maybe it wouldn't have made a difference.
They reached the room Thor shared with Sif and Thor finally slowed his pace.
We Will Fight or Fall (57/57) ~FrostIron~"If you love somebody, let them go.We Will Fight or Fall (57/57) ~FrostIron~6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were."
- David Harkins
Tony defeating Mallen, and having Maya thrown in prison for her crimes was easy enough. Having to explain to SHIELD, and more importantly Bruce, Pepper, and Rhodey what he has been doing the past year, not so much. Fury yelled at him. Pepper started freaking out, incoherently ranting various concerns while pacing. Rhodey said he should have guessed something like this would happen. But Bruce. Bruce was worried. Concerned as to why his friend felt the need to lie about this. Why couldn't he just say that he needed a break from Iron Man, instead of making some big public retirement stunt. Why didn't Tony just didn't talk about all he was feeling these past years. Be honest about his feelings for Loki. Maybe. Just maybe if everyone was honest about what happened with Loki, none of this would have happened.
Tony did promise he would explain everythin
Christmas gift (Joker x reader)Christmas gift (Joker x reader)7 months ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You tangled your hands in his green hair while he busied himself in his evils plans. You stroke his head he purred under your sweet touch.
“Have you figured out a way to get the bat?” You wrapped your arms around his neck and pressed your cheek against his own white one.
“I got an idea we’re going to make a circus.” He laughed maniacally. “And Batsy is going to be our guest.” You laughed at him before pressing a kiss to his neck. You loved when he got excited like this, well you loved him anyway.
“Good luck and try not to get captured again.” You walked forward the door but his gloved hand caught your hand before you got too far.
“Hehehe, don’t leave yet doll. You still have yet to get your Christmas gift.” His smile widened and he wrapped his long arms around your small waist.
“My Christmas gift? I didn’t think I would get one.” You raised a brow but couldn’t hide the amused smile pla
Beauty and the Bastard Chapter 21Beauty and the BastardBeauty and the Bastard Chapter 212 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Edward woke up slowly and a little disoriented. He'd become so used to jolting awake from nightmares, that waking up so calmly was unusual for him. He was comfortably warm and felt almost at peace. Sighing happily he opened his eyes and saw black. Ed was confused, until he felt furry arms tighten around him and warm puffs of air against his forehead. Pulling his head back a little, he saw that his head had been tucked into Roy's neck.
He wiggled slowly back a bit so he could see Roy's face. Smiling a little, he raised a hand to Roy's cheek and stroked the soft, thin fur there. 'What does he really look like? What does he look like underneath the fur?' Edward's hand rose to Roy's ear. 'What do his human ears look like?' He rubbed the silky fur of Roy's ear, and smiled softly. 'He doesn't look that bad as a beast.' His hand returned to Roy's face, tracing the thick eyebrows and slowly moving down to trace the bridge of