BadboysDick-Badboys3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The alarm clock went off on the other side of his room. Groaning, he rolled off the bed and made his way to the clock, slapping it off and falling back onto his bed just as his phone started blaring "Moves Like Jagger." Fully awake, he picked it up, turned that one off, and made his way over to his shower. Once in, a third went off, and he punched the little button and hopped in the shower. Leaning against the tile he washed his hair with his coconut shampoo and lilac conditioner. Coconut because Wally liked coconut and lilac because Roy liked lilac. He stepped out of the shower and brushed his teeth, finishing just as Bruce called up to tell him he was late, as always. He hurried up and got dressed in his usual attire: black skinny jeans -the same pair as yesterday, but shh- and a white muscle t-shirt, topped off with a black leather jacket.
He slid down the banister, ignoring Alfred scolding -"Master Dick!"- and grabbed an apple and kissed Bruces cheek b
Sand, Sunburns, and Salt "Ice cream!" Wally West exclaimed as he ran onto the beach dressed in his swim trunks and a blob of sun screen on his nose. "Strawberry, chocolate, coffee, and vinalla! Cherries, sprinkles, caramel, whipped-cream! Dig in!"Sand, Sunburns, and Salt4 years ago in Humor More Like This
A table was set up in the middle of the beach that the boys claimed for the day since the girls were having a Twilight marathon in the cave. Lemonade and sodas were already on the table with opened-but-untouched bags of chips. They had all been waiting for Wally to get here with the ice cream.
"About time," Robin said, uncrossing his arms as he smiled, helping his friend set up the sweets he brought with him. "We were just gonna open the pinyata without you." He pointed over his shoulder at the Dora the Explorer pinyata hanging in a tree, stuffed with millions of varitys of candies thanks to the Wayne manor.
Kaldur stepped out of the shade, into the sun that dried up his skin. "Can we get this over with? I would like to
To The Sea (1/2)To The SeaTo The Sea (1/2)3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The shoes that Arkham Asylum provided their inmates with were surprisingly good running shoes. The Joker laughed once in gratitude with a panting breath as he glanced down at the pair helping his feet propel themselves along the rocky shore of southern Gotham. The institute's sirens blared behind him, and his loyal girlfriend had to really shout to be heard over the wails of the cops' cars parked behind the chain link fence of the asylum's perimeter. "Where the hell are we going!?!?!"
With a small slip in his step, he laughed over his shoulder at her agile body following his lead. "To the sea!!!" Although his answer confused her, she was satisfied to know that he at least had an idea of a destination. When she broke him out of Arkham fifteen minutes ago, she was ready to pull him back out to the masked car she brought and parked in the parking lot. He turned out to be the one who pulled her, only in the opposite direction. The spotlights from the roof of Arkham we
Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 5I stood up, half of my mind hard and certain and the other doubtful and in denial. That couldn't be her! But then again, she was the only female in the building. Oliver let a sigh breeze out of his nose as he said my name again. I chose not to hear him as another distant and short scream sent my nerves rippling in a fearful vibration. I stepped toward the door. I was not obeying the dumb human instinct of curiosity, I was responding to my inner conscience at the alarming sound of pain.Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 53 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Nigel. Go back to sleep." Xavier's voice barked. I couldn't believe they weren't hearing this! "Harley is screaming, can't you hear her!?" My voice was a fraction higher as a result of the tension in my throat, along with the rest of my body. I turned in the dark to face Xavier who was sitting up against the wall a few feet from Oliver. Even in the dark, I could make out the grim expression on his face.
"No. We can't." He emphasized with a hard glare.
I slowly came to understand why they claimed they di
Why Wally's not allowed to have a cape"Hey Rob, can I borrow your cape?"Why Wally's not allowed to have a cape3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The raven haired boy looked up from his holographic computer to see his best friend.
"Why do you want to do that? I thought it gets in the your way when you run." With one eyebrow raised he looked at his friend suspiciously. Wally always made fun of his cape, saying that it smelled weird (don't ask) and how it's going to get caught on something and make him a living piñata.
"Well yea, but who said anything about running with it?"
" Touché." He took off his cape and handed it to the read headed boy, who happily put it on. "So what are you going to do with it?"
With one hand Wally pulled his goggles down so you can barely see his bright green eyes, and with the other he pulled up the cape up right below the goggles. He narrowed his eyes into a glare, and with a low voice he said "I'm Batman."
Robin couldn't help but laugh. It was the best/funniest imitation of the Dark Knight he had ever seen. He then stopped and stared, a smirk forming o
Kind WordsA HARLEY QUINN/JOKER FANFICTIONKind Words3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You think I'm pretty, without any makeup on. You think I'm funny, when I tell the punch line wrong. I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, dooowwwwnnnn! Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love. We can dance until we die, you and I, will be young forever!"
Joker looked up from a newspaper he had spread over the lap of his dirty purple suit and looked at the closed bathroom door where, behind the rotted wood, Harley was showering and singing an annoying pop song about love at the top of her lungs. "That girl couldn't carry a tune with a bucket," he muttered as he looked back down to the paper. He circled the obituary of a death he had caused, a smile spreading on his dry, scabby lips.
" You brought me to life, now every February, you'll be my valentine valentine! Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets just love. We can dance until we die, you and I will be young fore
YJ: HeadmasterSan FriscoYJ: Headmaster3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
September 15, 20:00EDT
The boy before the three teens was quite large and bulky. His face was half covered by metal, as was most of his body, and one eye was replaced by a red cybornic eye. The part of his face that was still his own showed a mix of emotions. Everything from shock to anger to a hint of happiness. There also seemed to be some sadness showing through as well.
After a short stand off between the four, Zapps' expression changed from shocked to ecstatic as she flew up to the large half man, half machine and gave him a huge hug. She tried to hold back the tears that wanted to escape from her eyes. So many emotions came over her at once and it seemed to make her forget about her mission.
The boy first just stood there, frozen by the girl's embraces, but after a few seconds he returned the hug.
When the others saw their teammate hugging the cyborg, they couldn't help but be puzzled by the situation before them. Robin and Kid Flash let down their guard as they watche
Green Lantern TAS - AlterationsThe room was dimly lit, as it often was, the only light cast by a small lamp on the nearby desk. Razer often preferred to keep it that way, the door shut to keep out the light from the areas beyond so that he could enjoy a little peace and quiet. His quarters were his hideaway from the brightly lit consoles of the Interceptor's bridge and the chatter of his crew mates. That evening, however, there was a new source of dim illumination within the room.Green Lantern TAS - Alterations3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Razer sat on his bed, his back against the wall. The weight in his lap was a familiar one, the softly glowing blue eyes that looked back into his carrying just a hint of curiosity. It had really been quite the journey for them both over the last few months, Razer only starting to come to grips with his feelings for Aya when a Star Sapphire portal was able to transport him across the galaxy to her side. Yet even then he had continued to hide away his feelings, uncertain as to
Question x Huntress song memesQuestion x Huntress song memes6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
All The Things She Said TATU [3:50]
Question wasn't always fond of all the things she said. Most of all the nicknames she gave to him. He knew it was all in goodwill but sometimes she would ask some of the worst questions. And also...
You must be the ugliest guy in the world, Question; hiding your face like that.
It was one of the first things she had ever said to him, and it still hurt. He knew she was right though and after his beat down by Lex Luther, and she took his mask off, he said so.
You were right. I am the ugliest guy in the world. He said through broken teeth and a swollen lip.
She touched his face then and smiled. Not in my eyes.
That was the best thing he'd ever heard her say.
Gentle Hands - .hack//GU Soundtrack [4:09]
His hands were always warm and gentle when they touched her. Like now as he lay his hand on her shoulder to comfort her from thoughts of her past, her parents, their murder. She looked as his face and
Harley's Descent into MadnessMaybe it's not so hard, life I mean... we eat, sleep, breathe and die, but life itself we experience individually. I've seen things in my life that I don't fully understand; crime, destruction, pain, madness, evil. That idea implants your mind that tries to takes over your benevolent heart and your unbounded soul. The desire of killing and taking one's life exhilarates some people... I guess that what murderers feel, having that absolute power makes them believe they are God in some sick twisted way.Harley's Descent into Madness3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I assume that there is good in all people but those whose dwell in evil are fed by fear into the hearts of those who hide from it. I mean all things truly wicked start from innocence; they are born into this imperfect world which sculpts them into merciless beasts. But to actually see madness, really seeing it, makes us realise how fortunate we really are. I think we all have madness in us; those who find it are amplified and both drowned the goodness into their lost
DC - Batman - Harley's Confession " I'm in a little bit of trouble. And I'm in real deep. From the beginning to the end. He was no more than a friend to me. "DC - Batman - Harley's Confession3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Poppy bouncing music was playing at a loud pulsing volume, bouncing off the walls of the small dim lit, hole-in-the-wall, bar only serving a handful of people; a couple criminals included. A blonde innocent looking young woman sat on a plastic hard bar stool at the lonely bar, having been there for an hour people watching with the same one short crystal glass of Scotch, sky blue hues occasionally glancing from the half empty glass to the rough looking guys around the pool table recognizing a couple of them. The guy that was currently holding the pool stick was a slender fit guy in his mid thirties and the girl recognized him from an unfinished bank robbery gig he had been doing before run
Summary of chapter 108 -fmaEd: DIE! DIE! You f****** piece of s***!!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!Summary of chapter 108 -fma5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*punches the hell out of Father* *followed by a lot of swearing*
Father: CRAP!!!!! I HATE YOU HUMANS!!!!!!!! *gets punched to death* Noooooo, all I wanted was to eat God!! Why did it end up like this?
Truth: I'm God and you can't eat me, you bastard son of a bitch! Now you'll be trapped inside the Gate forever! MWAHAHAHA!
Hohenhiem: Please use me to bring Al back to life...blah blah blah...let me be a father to you...blah blah..I'm a Philosopher's Stone...blah blah..
Ed: Just shut up you shitty excuse for a father, or I'll kick your ass! Me and Al swore we wouldn't use other people to get our bodies back! ...blah blah...it was our mistake! ..blah blah blah...this is my last act of alchemy as the Fullmetal Alchemist! *opens the gate and gives up all his knowledge of alchemy to bring Al back.........somehow it's enough and he has beaten Truth*
Al: Yay, I'm back!!!! And I have a body!!
Hohenhiem: Okay then...I'm happy now b
Young Justice - Part 1: Nightwing"What kept you?" Nightwing demanded as Miss Martian and Superboy trotted up to their rendezvous point. Well, no. He didn't demand. Nightwing's voice could be sharp or hold a tense edge, but he never really lost his cool. Control was something he had learned long ago.Young Justice - Part 1: Nightwing3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"He making you do all the heavy lifting, Angelfish?" Lagoon Boy smirked, jerking his chin at Superboy.
"La'gaan " She warned him with a look and stole a glance at Superboy, trying to gauge his reaction. Conner's face was a mask of deep disapproval, though whether it was to Lagoon Boy's comment or the girl cradled against M'gann's chest was unclear.
"Let me," Lagoon Boy stepped forward to relieve Miss Martian of her burden. She relinquished the girl without protest, but she looked at La'gaan expectantly. If she was waiting for an apology, she didn't get it.
"We should go," Nightwing cut in, possibly hoping to diffuse another in a long line of petty squabbles. He stepped out into the cool night, expecting the others to
Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 1I didn't expect him to black out on me this rudely. "I thought we were in the middle of a conversation here, Twiggers." I turned my amused smirk upside-down and touched his face with my gloved hand, pulling open his closed eyelid with my thumb. His brown eyes didn't react. He didn't blink or wince or execute any reflex he was supposed to when something came close to his eyeball. He was out. Cold as a glacier. I rested my hand on the side of his neck as I pondered what to do with him next.Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 13 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was in bad shape. Signs of starvation were obvious as I looked closer at him. He had shadows under his eyes and his cheekbones weren't covered by as much flesh as they should be, not to mention the protruding bony elbows poking out of his malnutritioned arms. His skin was sickly pale when it was supposed to be a soft milk-chocolate shade. The poor thing was dying, if not already dead. But I could feel a faint pulse under my hand as his heart strived to pump blood up to his dehydrated brain. I frown
YJ: The RescueSan FranciscoYJ: The Rescue3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
September 15, 24:16PDT
As a possessed Zapps charged Artemis and Robin, Artemis grabbed a arrow and aimed it at the girl.
"Oh I'm going to enjoy this," Artemis said with a smirk, ready to shot at the prefect moment.
Robin tried to stop her but it was to late, Artemis had let the arrow go. Zapps dodged it and started to unleash a on slot of balls of electricity.
Artemis and Robin jumped back and barely got out of the way of the attacks.
"When did she get this good?" Artemis asked Robin as the two hid behind the wall on the opposite of the room.
"She's not holding back, that's why. Normally she'd hold back some, worrying about meagerly hurting someone." Robin explained.
"Hey, what's going on? Where's Z?" Kid Flash asked appearing out of no where, the others not fair behind him.
Before ether could tell him what was going on, he was hit in the chest by a ball of electricity and shot backwards.
"She's right there," Artemis simply said as the two ran over to their fallen teammat
Call Me Tony-Chapter 2He needed to stop staring. Like, now. Loki’s mouth was doing horrible things to his libido, and Tony had sworn to himself that he was going to keep the date relatively chaste. You know, by his standards. All touches were reserved to some mild petting, and kissing. Plenty of that, thank god. He couldn’t keep away from those gorgeous lips without a hell of a lot of effort. But Tony’s mind was delving into territory that was so far from kissing, he’d need a dip in the Arctic to cool himself down if he didn’t. Stop. LOOKING. AT--Call Me Tony-Chapter 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
Hnghh. He felt a shiver shoot down his spine, eyes deadlocked on the handsome man sitting across from him, specifically watching the way his lips moved as Loki dipped a spoon into the fancily plated confection on the table in front of him and popped it into his mouth. Gelato smudged pink skin, then got licked clean with a wicked swipe of a multitalented tongue. Damn. No chance of stopping those thoughts now. Why did he recommend the g
When Clark Met BruceCLARK KENT:When Clark Met Bruce2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a nice summer day in Smallville, Kansas. Warm, but the breeze blew just enough to keep us cool. The field was near Ma and Pa's farm. Pete Ross and I loved to play ball there.
He was preparing to pitch. I could see the sweat gather on his brow.
And I couldn't resist the smirk that formed on my face.
"Ready, Kent?" He shouted. "I'm bringin' the heat!"
Pete put all his strength into his throw. It was still no match for me. "Pete, you throw like a girl," I said as the ball left his hand. I watched it approach me as I began to swing my bat. There was a loud CRACK! As the bat connected with the ball and sent it flying straight to the other side of the field.
"I'm not gettin' it. I got the last three." Pete complained as we watched the ball soar.
"Come on. I'll help you look for it." I told him.
"Alfred....We really don't have to go anywhere..." I complained as I stared at the floor of the car. The road had gotten bum
Comfort for a God (300th Deviation Special)Comfort for a God (300th Deviation Special)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: Loki has another nightmare and he goes to the person he trusts the most for comfort. Hints of FrostIron if you Squint.
Loki was surrounded by darkness. He was panicking as the familiar voice he had thought he would never hear echoed on his ears.
'If you fail, if the Tesseract is kept from us, there will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevasse where I can't find you. You think you know pain? He will make you long for that so sweet as pain.' A laugh accompanied the familiar speech.
The laugh made Loki's stomach churn and blood curdle and the next thing he knew, the Other was standing before him. His leering face grinning like a madman as he reached out to grab the god
A scream ripped itself from Loki's throat as his eyes snapped open and he shot up into a sitting position, nearly falling off the bed in the process. His pale skin had a layer of sweat, his cheeks were stained with tears and his hair was plastered to his scal
Harley's LamentI want that deadly smile.Harley's Lament4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Those dark eyes and those scars.
I want you mind and secrets--
what you really are.
That monster with no heart.
That gloved hand with that blade.
I want it all so bad.
Reality starts to fade.
His poisenous words, I envy.
His insanity, I crave.
He laughs until they cry.
They wont see another day.
Why can't I understand him?
Why do I constantly itch
for the creature in the makeup?
I start to shake and twitch.
The itch is getting stronger.
Skin rips when I start to scratch.
I need him more than ever.
I believe I've met my match.
I thought I could handle this--
Just a nonsensical clown--
But his laugh gives me shivers
and it feels far too wrong to frown.
He looks into my eyes
and my breath is caught.
Then I freeze and realize
it's more than a breath he's got.
But before I have time to think
a guard had him out the door.
Back to his cell in Arkham.
Back to the way before.
Before I was his doctor.
Before I knew the truth.
Before, but never again, because I love Mr.
You Always Wanted A FamilyYou always wanted a familyYou Always Wanted A Family2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Barbara looked down at the small device in front of her. She stared at the small blue line in complete disbelief, then she turned her head to look at the key again, it hadn't changed, nothing had. Barbara left the en suite bathroom and walked into the bedroom, she sat on the edge of the large king-size bed and stared down at the device again. She didn't know what to think. This was completely unexpected and unbelievable and terrible and absolutely wonderful. Barbara put the device down. She slowly and carefully placed her hand on her abdomen. She closed her eyes, this was completely overwhelming. Barbara blinked as she felt pressure building up in the corners of her eyes and smiled down at the pregnancy test on the bed beside her as she thought of the amazing miracle that was now growing inside her. She lay back on the bed, her eyes still closed, completely overwhelmed with emotion and completely unable to think of anything else. She lay there still with her