Joker's Journal - 1She's nuts. I hate her.Joker's Journal - 13 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Sometimes.Never mind. Always. I was stupid to let a psychologist attach onto me. As if I didn't get enough pointless therapy in Arkham! I had to bring a doctor outside as my own personal advisor. Idiotic.
What is this? Its a journal. Me scribbling my "thoughts" on a paper. She's making me do it. She's watching me right now. I ask her what the hell to write, and she suggests writing my current actions. That's what I'm doing.
Now I'm out of things to write. But you know what's funny? I can't write that I'm staring at a blank piece of paper, because that would be lying. I can however, write "Fifteen minutes ago I was staring at a blank piece of paper."
I know how to annoy her.
I am writing. I am writing. I am writing. I am writing. I am wr
She says that doesn't count. Now I have to sit here for another hour. Nothing is stopping me from leaving. Her glares don't intimidate me.
Hell with this.
She made me write that
Kind WordsA HARLEY QUINN/JOKER FANFICTIONKind Words3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You think I'm pretty, without any makeup on. You think I'm funny, when I tell the punch line wrong. I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, dooowwwwnnnn! Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love. We can dance until we die, you and I, will be young forever!"
Joker looked up from a newspaper he had spread over the lap of his dirty purple suit and looked at the closed bathroom door where, behind the rotted wood, Harley was showering and singing an annoying pop song about love at the top of her lungs. "That girl couldn't carry a tune with a bucket," he muttered as he looked back down to the paper. He circled the obituary of a death he had caused, a smile spreading on his dry, scabby lips.
" You brought me to life, now every February, you'll be my valentine valentine! Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets just love. We can dance until we die, you and I will be young fore
Jacob's LadderShe hummed in the passenger seat, and Jonathan knew she sensed the heaviness in the van. Yet he didn't know how to dispel it. What could he do? Open his mouth and let everything just seep out? No, she was smiling, she was happy, and that was all that mattered to him.Jacob's Ladder6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Jonny, is something wrong?"
His eyes glanced over to her. He shook his head even though internally he was nodding, 'Yes, how come you wanted to come back again? You are a glutton for punishment? Can't you see he's just using you?'
"No, I'm fine, Harley. Just watching for the Batman."
Harley sighed, "Jon, when you're upset you really stink at lyin'. I hope ya know that. Something's wrong." His hands tightened on the steering wheel. "Jon, we're friends, you can tell me. Did Jay hurt you? You can tell me, I won't tell on you. Everyone's got to let out a little steam."
"I suppose they do," he said with a mild edge to his voice, tipping Harley off that he didn't want to talk about it any further. "Joker didn't do anything. <b>
For the Love of Joker 3For the Love of Joker 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
3. I Wanna Be Free~
~I Wanna Be Free, I Wanna Be Loved
I Wanna Be More Than You're Thinking Of
Everything Seems To Be Estranged When You’re Alone...
One Day I'll Stop Keeping Track
And Give Myself Time To React
-Panic! at the Disco (I Wanna Be Free)
The doe-eyed child stared, slack-jawed, back at me.
I wondered idly what she would look like with white face paint over her porcelain face, a diamond pattern decorating her attire that, naturally, clung to her perfect skin.
I sit back in my chair and tap my toe, feigning impatience.
"I'm a-waiting doll-face." I arch my eyebrow again, letting my eyes turn dark and cold. I was tired of this game already. I only put the effort into warmth because she was pleasing me with her wonderful naivety. But now, I shook my head internally. This may not be worth the effort after all.
"Mister Joker, my name is Doctor H. Quinzel. I am here to help you," she sauntered over to the table and slammed her hands down on the table.
For the Love of Joker 17%Harley Quinn%For the Love of Joker 173 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I don't know how to drive stick." I say flatly, eyeing inside the car warily.
Joker rolled his eyes at me, leaning on the open door, "'Course ya do."
"I really don't-" I laugh shakily at myself "- I didn't even have a driver's license until four years ago... that was one helluva process.."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I didn't have a proper birth certificate when I went to the DMV. Got burned in some sort of dormitory fire- at least that's what Jack told me." Joker gave me a puzzled look.
"Shouldn't you be able to decide that for yourself? I mean- shouldn't you be able to remember a fire that caused so much trouble for you?"
"That's the problem, isn't it? I should- " I slide into the driver's seat and slam the door "- but I can't." I said more to myself more than anyone else.
Joker swung open the door on the side opposite and slid in while chuckling under his breath. "You know what I love?"
"What?" I say wrapping my hands over the steering wheel, clutching it so hard th
Twice as hardShe'd turn to look at him, wondering where the days events went by like little droplets falling from a broken faucet.Twice as hard4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The city had actually simmered down and the crazy talk had sort of slipped under the sheets. Then inmates found warmer spots and hoped that food would eventually be dropped. Somehow the crazy side of town had gotten it's own place and name, still a mystery to her how this had been managed but then again anything is possible with a city filled with so many cruel intentions.
Then again, everything had gone to shit in nano seconds.
She washed the blood from her hands before turning to look at him, bandages around his torso, blood staining the bed and his ragged breathing getting just the tiniest bit fainter. Harley had done all she could for now, sending out the kids to get the first doctor the could find and get him or her down here as quick as possible but for now, she'' drown herself in cheap whiskey and watch over him. It was a combination of things, a shoot out that w
An Unlikely Encounter ch.37CHAPTER 37An Unlikely Encounter ch.374 years ago in Profiles More Like This
It took me a couple of seconds for her words to properly sink in. When they finally did, i began blinking owlishly.
"You can't be serious." I deadpanned, a smirk slowly creeping across my face. Roxanne looked as if she was trying not to take offense.
"I'm as serious as a heart attack."
I couldn't help but laugh a little. "Roxanne, the Joker absolutely abhors your very existence on this Earth! How do you expect to sneak him out of the mansion, UNSEEN, without his complete cooperation?" I was aware that this was a very trying situation, but I couldn't help but see the obvious humor in her idea.
Roxanne frowned. "Well, shouldn't the fact that I'm going to be the one taking him out only further encourage him to leave?"
I opened my mouth to respond, but I was interrupted. "AND, what other choice do you have, hmm? This will be the first time Bruce has left his own home in almost SIX days! When else will we receive such an opportunity?"
"We could always wait until Bruce has to leav
She learned to Rise...A hardened man, a sickened beast,She learned to Rise...4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
His anger and rage threatened to never cease.
In the prison of Hell, looking up at the sky,
His only soft feelings of hope began to die.
His soul rotted for years.
The inhumanity dried up any remaining tears.
A baby's cries erupted one night.
The sound was foreign and inspiring, as was the sight.
The broken man, his heart so charred,
Watched the baby grow up, his expression hard.
Hatred manifested for the mother, who brought the girl into this hell.
Didn't she know how many prisoners had tried to escape and fell?
How cruel was that mother, to bring that girl straight into death.
She'd never feel warmth and happiness on her breath.
Especially not after her mother was taken and killed.
In the commotion of the screaming struggle, the broken man's arms were filled.
He held the girl close and dashed away,
"I will protect you." She heard him say.
The guards weren't concerned with the abandoned five year old.
They had done what they'd been told.
Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 1I didn't expect him to black out on me this rudely. "I thought we were in the middle of a conversation here, Twiggers." I turned my amused smirk upside-down and touched his face with my gloved hand, pulling open his closed eyelid with my thumb. His brown eyes didn't react. He didn't blink or wince or execute any reflex he was supposed to when something came close to his eyeball. He was out. Cold as a glacier. I rested my hand on the side of his neck as I pondered what to do with him next.Look what the cat dragged in - Chapter 14 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was in bad shape. Signs of starvation were obvious as I looked closer at him. He had shadows under his eyes and his cheekbones weren't covered by as much flesh as they should be, not to mention the protruding bony elbows poking out of his malnutritioned arms. His skin was sickly pale when it was supposed to be a soft milk-chocolate shade. The poor thing was dying, if not already dead. But I could feel a faint pulse under my hand as his heart strived to pump blood up to his dehydrated brain. I frown
Pocky LovePocky LovePocky Love4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pairing: KFxRobin from Young Justice
Rated: G? maybe PG.
WARNING: BOYS KISSING
Wally West, also know as Kidflash, was sitting on the couch at Mount Justice eating snacks that he had found in the kitchen. He didn't really care for what he grabbed. If it looked edible, he'd eat it. He was sitting on the couch still wearing his Kidflash outfit since the team had been sent on an emergency recon mission. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on how you look at it, the guy they were going to watch managed to get apprehended before anything could happen. So the team got back to the mountain and left to do their own things.
As Wally was decimating the small pile of junk food next to him, Robin walked in the living room and plopped down next to the red head. Wally glanced over at the other boy and noticed he was still in his Robin attire. Well it had only been about five minutes since they got back to the mountain.
Who needs Mothers' Day when you have Wally? "You leaving, Wally?" Robin asks as Wally runs past him towards the zeta tubes.Who needs Mothers' Day when you have Wally?4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Yea," Wally replies, stopping to look over his shoulder at him, "Gotta be home for Mothers Day. And I need to pick up some flowers for Mom and help Dad with dinner. I think my grandparents are coming, too."
Robin nods at him, a faint smile on his face, "Tell her I said Happy Mothers Day."
"Will do!" He calls, and he's gone.
"What's Mothers Day?" Superboy asks as he walks into the room, eyes directed at Robin. "A day for Mothers?"
Robin smiles at him, walking around the couch to him, "Pretty much, Supes," he tells him, patting his shoulder as he passes, "It's a day where you appreciate your mother and all she's done for you. If a woman doesn't have kids, her husband still usually does something for her," he thinks for a bit, "Basically just a big way
Look what the cat dragged in - PrologueUnbelievably, I had survived almost four days without food. Despite the pride of a man fervently pulsing within my chest, I only had one source of food out here on these streets. My only option for surviving was to scavenge through the scattered garbage bins of the slums. I had to suck it up, and just do it. I had to find a meal in much the same way a stray cat had to. But repulsively, the garbage dumpsters provided little to eat, and no matter how much willpower I put into forcing myself to eat the shit inside there, I vomited most of the scum before it was halfway down my throat. I kept telling myself with stubborn growls, "If you don't eat this, you will die! Now eat!!!" but I could not convince the opposing reflexes of my body to do as I said.Look what the cat dragged in - Prologue4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I realize now that the opposing force which I came to loathe was telling me something in defiance. It was saying, "Real food will come soon. Wait, be patient, save your energy." I was too deaf with hunger to hear it's calming words. Inside, I
Under the ChambersFanfiction: Robin/Kidflash (Young Justice)Under the Chambers5 years ago in Romance More Like This
The room: It was dark. It was cold. It was frightening and it took everything Robin had learned to keep him from quivering in fear. He couldn't show fear, not now, he had to believe that Batman was with him to keep him from being scared, he knows how bad he would get scolded for being scared. But he was only 14 right? His birthday was only a few days ago and now he wont even be able to enjoy the other birthdays that were yet to come.
Shut up Robin
He thought to himself
Don't you dare think like that
He attempted to clear his mind and think of the best way to get out of this mess, but the cold damp area made it hard to breath and overall made it hard to concentrate.
One thing led to the next and he then felt a sharp pain in his arm. "Aggh," he groaned and held it. He could feel the large slash, warm blood trickling from the opening. "Not to deep," he sighed in relief.
He could then all of a sudden feel all the wounds that h
YJ Facebook part 2Earth 16 facebook part 2!YJ Facebook part 25 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dick Grayson Is tract the opposite of distract.
Wally West Uuummm... I guess so.
Artemis Crock That made no sense.
Conner Kent Robin told me to watch this internet video. It's about a pair of girls and a cup.
Artemis Crock Conner, don't!
Conner Kent Too late, I already started the video.
(5 minutes later.)
Conner Kent just threw up.
Megan Morse That's okay Conner. I'll clean it up.
Artemis Crock warned you.
Dick Grayson Sorry bud, but that's what Wally did to me last week.
Wally West also recorded Dick Grayson's reaction.
Roy Harper You guys are acting like a bunch of kids. Don't you want some R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Dick Grayson Find out what it means to me!
Roy Harper Would give Dick Grayson a glare if he was face to face with him.
Dick Grayson is sorry.
Conner Kent Hey guys, I heard this female singer yesterday on the radio. She's good. Her name is Justin Bieber.
Artemis Crock O_O
Conner Kent What! I really like her. I kinda have a crush on her.
Wally West Conner, J
Joker's Journal 6#36Joker's Journal 63 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I haven’t heard anyone call me by my real name in a long time. The flash of fear and confusion at hearing it yelled out across the entire shelter was quickly replaced by the recognition of her voice, and the comfort that she was the only one left who knew me by that name. I sent Mouse to find and bring back Harley, sending my pocket watch with her as proof of my presence.
Mouse is my mouse. Well, she’s a kid. But she’s my mouse. I found her around here recently after I’d escaped the cops’ surprise ambush. I walked in the shelter, buried under some foul scraps of clothes, and noticed her following me at a distance. Once I’d settled down and obtained a spot in the corner of the top floor, she settled in right beside me without a word.
I tried to scare her off by revealing my unmistakable attire and face paint, but her pants remained dry. She doesn’t know who the hell I am. She’s never seen me before. Has absolutely no clue who I am! The
One night in Mount Justice.Mount Justice was empty, no one was there. The Fridge was full, a stack of movies lay untouched on the coffee table. The training room was empty, no sounds were heard. Anywhere. Perfection thought Artemis, as she grabbed her large green hoodie, a mug of coffee and her favourite book.One night in Mount Justice.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She sat reading for approximetly 7 and half minutes before...
*Reconized Kidflash B03*
No! Artemis Panicked! Hide, then he'll see no ones here and leave. Yes! Hide!
Artemis grabbed her book and ran to the side of the sofa, slide her self under.
Everthing was going to plan but...no the coffee cup!
Wally walked in, he thought her heard somthing, but it was proablly his imagination, his brain was probally playing tricks from lack of food. I mean he had't ate in like half an hour...but what was that? A mug. He picked up the coffee cup,still warm.
Hmm...he thought, noticing that the mug beared artemis' arrow logo on he went to investigate. And they're sticking out from the sofa was a single lock of
BadboysDick-Badboys4 years ago in Humor More Like This
The alarm clock went off on the other side of his room. Groaning, he rolled off the bed and made his way to the clock, slapping it off and falling back onto his bed just as his phone started blaring "Moves Like Jagger." Fully awake, he picked it up, turned that one off, and made his way over to his shower. Once in, a third went off, and he punched the little button and hopped in the shower. Leaning against the tile he washed his hair with his coconut shampoo and lilac conditioner. Coconut because Wally liked coconut and lilac because Roy liked lilac. He stepped out of the shower and brushed his teeth, finishing just as Bruce called up to tell him he was late, as always. He hurried up and got dressed in his usual attire: black skinny jeans -the same pair as yesterday, but shh- and a white muscle t-shirt, topped off with a black leather jacket.
He slid down the banister, ignoring Alfred scolding -"Master Dick!"- and grabbed an apple and kissed Bruces cheek b
The world "Lay off," Roy growled at Wally, leering over him and glaring.The world4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You lay off," Wally sneered back, barring his teeth. "This is between me and Dick."
Dick leaned against the wall, head resting against it and eyes squeezed shut. He knew this would happen.
"No," Roy leaned away from him, gesturing wildly with his hands. "You're always getting into his business and making it worse for him. He has to learn how to take care of himself! You're not always going to be there to save his ass. Let him take care of his own bullies! Let him fend for himself. He's never going to grow up if he doesn't learn how to be independent! Leave him alone and let him figure out things for himself!"
"I can't! I won't!" Wally yelled back, glaring up at him. "I know he has to learn, but he deserves a little slack! After everything he's been through, he shouldn't have to deal with bullies! He should be abl
To The Sea (1/2)To The SeaTo The Sea (1/2)3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The shoes that Arkham Asylum provided their inmates with were surprisingly good running shoes. The Joker laughed once in gratitude with a panting breath as he glanced down at the pair helping his feet propel themselves along the rocky shore of southern Gotham. The institute's sirens blared behind him, and his loyal girlfriend had to really shout to be heard over the wails of the cops' cars parked behind the chain link fence of the asylum's perimeter. "Where the hell are we going!?!?!"
With a small slip in his step, he laughed over his shoulder at her agile body following his lead. "To the sea!!!" Although his answer confused her, she was satisfied to know that he at least had an idea of a destination. When she broke him out of Arkham fifteen minutes ago, she was ready to pull him back out to the masked car she brought and parked in the parking lot. He turned out to be the one who pulled her, only in the opposite direction. The spotlights from the roof of Arkham we
Creative Expression~Conner and M'gann~Creative Expression4 years ago in Romance More Like This
This was not a day M'gann was ever expecting. She never created a "Plan B" for the day Conner left her side. She filled her thoughts with white wedding gowns and polished shoes, black as his hair. She covered her walls with Pinterest images and quotes from The Notebook. She got a little in-over-her-head, she admits. It honestly never crossed her mind that it just might not work out.
So now, three hours after his crushing words, she doesn't let herself think. Instead, she listens to the steady clip and tap of her heels on the stained concrete. She runs her hand along the smooth hull of the BioShip, hears the thrumming heartbeat within its organic engine. She keeps walking.
She isn't angry. Of course not. There isn't a reason to be angry, just a reason to keep walking
He said he wouldn't let me go.
She tears the thought out of her head with real force, physically going into her own mind, ripping apart the vision. She wants to forget his face
Young Justice: Names and BlanketsNames and BlanketsYoung Justice: Names and Blankets4 years ago in Romance More Like This
M'gann walked into the living room of the cave of justice to see Superboy sleeping on the couch.
"Awwww" she whispered, trying not to wake him up. But he has super hearing so it was inevitable that he'd hear her. He began to stir but he didn't wake up he just rolled onto his side.
'Superboy looks so peaceful' she thought. An he did he was like a sleeping baby. He was relaxed and not his usual super tense snappy self. M'gann had had a crush on him since the minute she saw him, and this wasn't helping it.
Superboy shivered and wrapped his arms around himself trying to get warm. M'gann tiptoed over to the other couch and grabbed the soft blanket off it. M'gann set the blanket over Superboy's shivering form. M'gann turned around to leave when something grabbed her wrist. She turned around to see Superboy staring at her with his deep hypnotic blue eyes.
"uh,Superboy,I was just,you looked cold.." M'gann stammered, but stopped when he didn't respond. He just kept
Harley Quinn Arkham Asylum Pt1She stared down at the empty coffee mug with the words #1 Sweetheart printed on the side, drumming her fingers nervously on the reception desk of Arkham's intensive treatment facility.Harley Quinn Arkham Asylum Pt14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Commissioner Gordon, whom had just arrived a few minutes previously after dealing with the press, looked over the blonde haired doctor wearing an extremely altered version of a nurse's outfit she designed herself, holding her heart shaped necklace tightly in her hand; wondering how Ivy, her girlfriend, whom was also reformed, would feel if he would've killed her.
"Look Harley," he began, putting his coffee down, "I know you're scared but you've seen all the improvements Warden Sharp has made to Arkham. I'm sure everything will be fine."
"I know, She sighed deeply, "Commish, I'm not sure I can take your word for it. What if he escapes? I'm the first one on his killing list!" She calmed herself down once she realized she had raised her voice and all the other doctors where staring at her, took a deep
Green Lantern TAS: I Came For You"Someone must pay!" Razer had shouted what seemed an eternity ago.Green Lantern TAS: I Came For You4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Those words reverberated through the Red Lantern's mind as he flew down the length of Shard's Battery Plaza towards the semi conscious body of Atrocitus. He had blown the despicable alien across the plaza with one scream of rage that erupted from his mouth like the flames of a fire breathing dragon. Now he had his chance at retribution. But by taking up the red ring of vengeance, he had died inside, forgetting how to smile or laugh. Joy ceased the day he found Ilana's broken form in the ruins of the farm house.
"I came back for you," Razer had told her dead body as he held her.
The only emotions left were rage and pain. Razer thought the Red Lanterns were his only salvation, only path to repentance. He became an another demon in the army of the great Atrocitus. He had no idea all he'd ever be was a pawn.
Green Lantern Hal Jordan explained the term to him. It was piece in a game called chest that were sacrificed so