America vs. CleverbotUser: AMERICA THE HERO IS HERE!!!!!!America vs. Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: THE ONE AND ONLY!!
Cleverbot: The one and only what?
Cleverbot: Are you in America?
User: I AM AMERICA.
Cleverbot: The whole country?
User: UMMM, I GUESS SO BRO?
Cleverbot: Clever if you think about it.
User: CLEVER? DON'T YOU MEAN AWESOME?
Cleverbot: No I mean Green Day.
User: DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT? DUNANANANANANAN NANAA.
Cleverbot: You were made by one, how can you possible be different?
User: ARE YOU CALLING ME AN IDIOT? D:
The Ralph that you don't seeHe's been hopIng for something missin',The Ralph that you don't see1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
To fill this empty space.
To show the people that he's certain,
That he is the man,
They don't understand.
The Ralph that you don't see,
Is certainly the man they don't believe,
Tell him that he's worth it!
He'll wreck something that's worth it!
And then you'll see,
The Ralph that you don't see.
So he's standin' tall!
Gonna bust through the wall!
Maybe it's something he want to do!
Being the warm-hearted one!
Shouting into the sun!
"I'll prove to them just who,"
"What I would do."
The Ralph that you don't see,
is dependable, just believe me!
Tell him that he's worth it,
He'll wreck something that's worth it!
And you'll see the Ralph you don't see.
The road of the magic totem script part 6 finalThe road of the magic totem script part 6 final2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*After a long march, Me and my friends stand up behold a great hole with toxic water on it*
Me: Oh my, we're trapped.
Lykia: Don't worry, I can fix it.
*Lykia uses her magic to make appear a rainbow bridge*
Pake: Let's roll!
*Everyone steps on the rainbow bridge except Stevio*
Pake: Huh? What's the matter, Stevio?
Stevio: I don't like that bridge, I'm not stepping on it...
Me: But why Stevio?
Lykia: You don't have to be scared, Stevio. There's no danger on it. You can pass.
Stevio: *To Lykia* Gee, I hope you're right, little miss tink...
*Stevio steps on the bridge*
Stevio: Well, whadda ya know! You were right.
Me: You see? The bridge is strong, you can pass...
Stevio: A-A-AHHH! *Runs ahead of everyone to the other side of the bridge*
Aquaman Script Outline: Part 6Cut to: Atlantis (The city mostly contains oxygen within the bubble but there’s a very unnoticeable concentration of water mixed. Enough for the Atlanteans to breathe without problems)Aquaman Script Outline: Part 62 years ago in Drama More Like This
Aquaman walks down the main white stone walkway that leads to the center of the city.
Many of the Atlanteans glare at Aquaman. Resentful of him being there. Aquaman’s calm facial expression never changes as he sees the glaring Atlanteans.
As he gets closer to the large castle in the middle of the city, he turns down a smaller path that leads to a smaller castle. He walks up to the main door and opens it.
At first the castle seems quiet until-
Arthur Curry Jr.: (Age 8) Dad! Hey dad! (The young boy runs over to Aquaman and jumps into his arms.
Aquaman: Hey son. (He smiles as he hugs and holds his son in his arms)
The young boy looks just like Aquaman did as a child. The two of them were smiling and laughing when another person walks around the corner of the room. A red haired woman, slightly sh
This Is So InterestingImogen is over at Fiona's house visiting. Fiona goes into the kitchen to make her and Imogen a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Imogen waits in Fiona's room for her. She looks around the room and sees Fiona's laptop and decides to turn it on. She sits down at Fiona's desk where the laptop is. She turns it on and pretty soon it gets to the desktop. She clicks on start and then pictures. She starts looking through Fiona's pictures when suddenly Fiona walks back into the room.This Is So Interesting3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Fiona: "Imogen, what are you doing?"
Imogen: "I just wanted to go on your computer, I hope that's okay?"
Fiona: "You could've asked me first!"
Imogen: "Sorry, I will ask next time."
Fiona: "Wait, why are you looking through my pictures?"
Imogen: "I wanted to see if you had any pictures of yourself on here, that way I can bring my flash drive over next time and save them."
Fiona: "What do you want pictures of me for?"
Imogen: "I want pictures of you because the moments when we can't get together, I can stare at you
Paris' Epic FailHera: (Enters carrying a scroll) Here ye, here ye! You are all invited to a wedding banquet tonight on Mt. Olympus!Paris' Epic Fail5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Eris: Wooh! Par-tay! What comes before part-b? Part-A! (Fist pumps. Hera looks on with a mixture of surprise and disgust.)
Hera: Oh....Okay, new declaration: Here ye, here ye! You are all invited to a wedding banquet on Mt. Olympus...except for Eris.
Eris: Wait, what?
Hera: So, I'll see you all tonight at the wedding. Except for you Eris. (exit)
Eris: Ugh, you destroy Pompeii one time and suddenly nobody invites you anywhere. (starts walking away) Wait! (runs backward) I have an idea! I will pit the god against each other...(Pulls out apple) For the most...wait how do you spell...b-e-a-u, no...b-e-u-a, no that isn't right...I'll just put b-a-e-u...there: beautiful! (Sets apple on ground and and leaves laughing maniacally)
Aphrodite: (Enters skipping and twirling) La la la! Oh, how I love weddings! And t
Riptide Outtakes!!Dance Central 2 outtakes!! (Riptide Crew)Riptide Outtakes!!3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Beach Front Park: (Riptide Crew)
Director: Marker! (BEEP) ..and ACTION!!
Emilia: Sorry, you're late! Auditions for our crew were last week!
Bodie: Now hold u- WOAH!! (falls down)
Emilia: (laughing) You tripped on your shoelaces!!
Bodie: Sorry!! Can I do that again? (Gets up)
Director: Right then Take 2!
Director: Marker! (BEEP!) .ACTION!
Bodie: Oh Yeaaah- What's my line again?
Director: Cut! Hahaha!!
Bodie: Sorry I keep forgetting!
Filming Riptide Intro:
Director: Marker (BLEEP!) ..music's playing .and .ACTION!
MUSIC PLAYS ONSET
*EMILIA AND BODIE DANCE*
Emilia: Whoa! (falls down) Ooops! Hahaha!!
Staff: Hahaha! she okay?
Director: Cut! Emilia you okay?
Bodie: Do you wanna go again? (kneels down)
Emilia: uhh was the camera there? Yeah take 3! (gets up)
Emilia: Yeah that's what I'm talking about! (fist-bump to Bo
The road of the magic script part 5The road of the magic script part 52 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*More later on the jungle, Me and my friends cross the huge vines. I cuts the lianas with Red Sniper's knife*
Me: Alright guys, be careful where you put your feets.
Pake: Too late, Aso. Look at Stevio.
*Stevio's foot is stuck in the mud*
Stevio: Doggone it! HELP!
Pake: He's really stuck in there. I'm gonna need help getting him.
Me: Be strong Stevio! We will save you!
*I and Pake try to remove Stevio's foot outta the mud. They finally did it after a considerable effort and fall to the ground*
Me: Phewww that was close. Are you ok Stevio?
Iggy: Aha! Now's our chance Morton!
*Iggy and Morton appear*
Iggy: Yahahaha! We caught yah, Aso!! Whatcha doin' in my jungle?
Stevio:*annoyed* Great. As if we didn't have enough problems already.
Me: Iggy and Morton?! What do
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are
Hi-DEF Outtakes!!Dance Central 2 Outtakes! (Hi-DEF Crew)Hi-DEF Outtakes!!3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Lowdown Subway: (Hi-DEF Crew)
Director: Marker! (BEEP) ..and ACTION!!
Glitch: Yo didya' see my last move?! I thought it was dull but-ERROR-ERA Hold up, hold up hold up! A- .what's my line again?.....
Glitch: Uhhgh! EPIC FAIL!! What chu' lookin' at Mo!
Mo: G! HAHAHA!! ..Read your script next time! HAHAHAHA!!
Glitch: Sorry! Hahaha!!
Director: Okay then! Take 2!
Director: Marker! (BEEP) ..ACTION!!
Glitch: Y'all remind me of Mo's last shawty! All talk and real action!
Director: Cu-hahaha!! CUT!! HAHAHAHA~!!
Glitch: What? What did I say!?
Mo: ..I'm ..Imma be in my dressing room .(leaves the set, feeling embarrassed)
Glitch: Was that the wrong line!? Did I say something I shouldn't have?! I'm Sorry Mo! .Mo?
Staff: Dirty Mouth!!-HAHAHA!!
Director: Hahaha okay take 2!!.....haha .ohh
The Road of the magic totem script part 2The Road of the magic totem script part 22 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Me and my friends go to Peach's Castle*
Me: There's no minute to loose!
Ginger: She's here in her room.
Me: Let's go in.
*We enter in the room. We see the poor Peach in her bed, really sick*
Chiquita: Oh poor princess Peach...
*I walk to the doctor Toad and ask him*
Me: What's happen to her?
Doctor Toad: Our Highness receive a flower from Sarasaland's Kingdom , but the plant project to her a gas who empoison her.
*Stevio and Pake coming*
Stevio: Hey folks, we have heard the news!
Pake: What's happening to the princess?
Me: As you can see, she was empoisonned by a plant.
Stevio: Oh poor Princess...
Pake: I feel bad for her.
Me: Doctor, can you show us the plant?
Doctor Toad: No it was destroyed.. Bur w
The road of the magic totem script part 3The road of the magic totem script part 32 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Later, me and Stevio were prepared. I have my hair tied into a down braid, avery light jacket and an explorer's hat. Stevio is now wearing a purple and pink Hawaiian shirt and a dark purple short*
Me: Now, we're ready for adventure!
*Suddenly, The Sniper, The Medic,The Scout,The Heavy and the Soldier of the red team coming*
Igor: Look, some members of the Red Team.
Justin: Hey there pals! Hi Scout!
Red Scout: Yo Justin! What's up?
Red Medic: Hello everyone!
Red Soldier: It's an honor.
Red Heavy: Hi little friends!
Chiquita: Hello Mr Mundy.
Red Sniper: G'day Chiquita! How are you?
Chiquita: I'm alright Mr Mundy
Me: Well, What brings you here?
Red Sniper: It's just to say "Good luck" but before you go Aso, I give you this knife. The lianas of Soda jungle are very long.
This Can't Be HappeningFiona knows that something is going on because she hasn't heard from Imogen for days. It seems like whenever she runs into Imogen she seems distant. Fiona decides to call up Imogen and Imogen doesn't answer her phone so she leaves a message.This Can't Be Happening3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Fiona: "Imogen, please stop ignoring me. I need to know what's going on with you, please just call me back."
Fiona hangs up the phone and a few minutes later she gets a phone call back. She can hear Imogen crying.
Fiona: "Gosh, Imogen what's wrong?"
Imogen: "I can't say over the phone, I'll be over shortly."
Imogen hangs up the phone and Fiona feels terrified! Later on Fiona hears a knocking at the door, she sees it's Imogen and lets her in.
Fiona: "Please have a seat."
Imogen sits down on Fiona's couch and immediately grabs Fiona hugging her tightly. She is crying hysterically.
Imogen: "It's about my dad, he might have...."
Fiona: "It's okay, breathe honey. He might have what?"
Imogen: "He might have cancer!" (She holds on tightly to Fiona)
Cal on omegle rpCal on omegle rp3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Okay so i got in a chat with some dude and i told him i was a casual hipster and he hated me from then on out
Stranger: dafuq ..
Stranger: umm yea
You: i think i should be saying
You: da fuq
Stranger: you people should burn..
You: Come on and throw another insult at me
You: i know you could do better
You: u just said that
Stranger: no i didnt...
You: Stranger: you the bitch here
Stranger: facking hipster
You: Says the one who cant spell fucking
Stranger: you people should burn
Stranger: really man
Stranger: fucking annoing
You: Said that too
Stranger: please die..m
You: I dont think i can
You: Dirk wouldnt let that happen hehehehehee
You: My bro
You: He loves me ^ ^
Stranger: hes hipster?
You: he is sugoi
Stranger: a what?
You: But in japanesse
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: . . .
Stronger, Better, FasterStronger, Better, Faster3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Stronger, Better, Faster
An EpikalStorms story.
It was suppose to be a regular meeting. On a regular day. With normal occasions. With the usual countries antics. England and America would fight about their regular problems, Russia would stay his quiet self, Germany would try to keep order, France would observe and make fun while occasionally hitting on everyone, China would try to over stuff them all with food, Japan would... do whatever Japan did, and America would try to be everyones hero, while still holding that amazingly blinding grin on his face.
But that's not what happened. That's not what happened at all.
"Dudes! Seriously, Global. Warming. I'm telling you!"
They were holding a World Conference, per usual, in the break room of the Sears Tower, in Chicago. They were suppose to be having it on the hundredth floor of the North Tower of the World Trading Center, but America had rescheduled at the last minute. He'd said something about "bad juju" and had gone about everyth
HaircutsINT. HAIR SALON - DAYHaircuts3 years ago in Drama More Like This
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BAGGY SWEATSHIRT and JEANS. She is male-bodied. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks upset.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BLUE T-SHIRT and SHORTS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks sad.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a LIGHT-BROWN SWEATER and JEANS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS can still be heard under the dialogue. Girl is angry.
Why so glum?
I've known you since you were a kid. You're always in a bad mood.
Not always. Just whenever I have to be here.
Aren't you a bit old to be afraid of getting your hair cut?
I'm not afraid! I just want it long.