Cal on omegle rpCal on omegle rp2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Okay so i got in a chat with some dude and i told him i was a casual hipster and he hated me from then on out
Stranger: dafuq ..
Stranger: umm yea
You: i think i should be saying
You: da fuq
Stranger: you people should burn..
You: Come on and throw another insult at me
You: i know you could do better
You: u just said that
Stranger: no i didnt...
You: Stranger: you the bitch here
Stranger: facking hipster
You: Says the one who cant spell fucking
Stranger: you people should burn
Stranger: really man
Stranger: fucking annoing
You: Said that too
Stranger: please die..m
You: I dont think i can
You: Dirk wouldnt let that happen hehehehehee
You: My bro
You: He loves me ^ ^
Stranger: hes hipster?
You: he is sugoi
Stranger: a what?
You: But in japanesse
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: . . .
Stronger, Better, FasterStronger, Better, Faster2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Stronger, Better, Faster
An EpikalStorms story.
It was suppose to be a regular meeting. On a regular day. With normal occasions. With the usual countries antics. England and America would fight about their regular problems, Russia would stay his quiet self, Germany would try to keep order, France would observe and make fun while occasionally hitting on everyone, China would try to over stuff them all with food, Japan would... do whatever Japan did, and America would try to be everyones hero, while still holding that amazingly blinding grin on his face.
But that's not what happened. That's not what happened at all.
"Dudes! Seriously, Global. Warming. I'm telling you!"
They were holding a World Conference, per usual, in the break room of the Sears Tower, in Chicago. They were suppose to be having it on the hundredth floor of the North Tower of the World Trading Center, but America had rescheduled at the last minute. He'd said something about "bad juju" and had gone about everyth
HaircutsINT. HAIR SALON - DAYHaircuts2 years ago in Drama More Like This
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BAGGY SWEATSHIRT and JEANS. She is male-bodied. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks upset.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BLUE T-SHIRT and SHORTS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks sad.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a LIGHT-BROWN SWEATER and JEANS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS can still be heard under the dialogue. Girl is angry.
Why so glum?
I've known you since you were a kid. You're always in a bad mood.
Not always. Just whenever I have to be here.
Aren't you a bit old to be afraid of getting your hair cut?
I'm not afraid! I just want it long.
Dane Phantom Theater #1 Halloween at the FentonsDane Phantom: *hides under plate cover*Dane Phantom Theater #1 Halloween at the Fentons2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jasmine: * walks in dressed as a doctor and sees plate cover thinks there is a candy bowl underneath* Real clever mom. *picks up the plate cover*
Dane Phantom: BWAAAAAHHH!!!
Jasmine: O_O *screams and runs into living room*
Dane Phantom: *laughs loudly and flies out* AHAAHHAAAAHHAA! I can't believe you actually fell for that!
Jasmine: *walks back in* *sees it was a prank* Why you...Danny!
Danny Fenton: *walks dressed as Carmen Sandiego in hearing his name* What?
Jasmine: *looks at both Danny the Dane* O_O Wait if your Danny than...
Dane Phantom: I can go ghost as well big sissy.
Jasmine: Why didn't you tell me this? Danny did you know?
Danny Fenton: I actually did not. God Dane your good.
Dane Phantom: Yup.
Jasmine: Is that a navel piercing?
Dane Phantom: Yup. I have nipple piercings two. And *sticks out tongue* A tongue one.
Dane Phantom: Tattle tale. *pouts*
Danny Fenton: Busted. *grins*
Dane Phantom: *makes his voice sound te
What does it mean to be a Republic?What does it mean to be a Republic?What does it mean to be a Republic?2 years ago in Drama More Like This
By a concerned neighbor
The United States of America’s government can be described in many terms by experts. A democracy is the common man’s description. Narrower descriptions range from a constitutional democracy to a federal republic. For the sake of this paper, I will focus on the description that the USA is a republic and what it truly means to be a republic. This republic is not to be mistaken as a democracy. Democracy can be described at its base as majority rule or mob rule. Demogauges and tyrants can take advantage of this mob rule to trample the rights of the citizens whom he is sworn to protect. A republic is far more than a simple democracy and fundamentally different at its core.
Thomas Jefferson, one of the nation’s Founding Fathers, compared a democracy to a republic to two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. In a democracy, two wolves and a sheep
HammerNote-A Deathnote Fanfic-A long time ago in a nebula not to far away...-HammerNote-A Deathnote Fanfic4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Director: wait! no no no! hold on....
Episode one- the Girl, The Hammer God and the first useage.
~the Human who's name is written in this note book will be hammered~
[a girl is walking along the street assesing the world around her and all its badness]
Light: this world is ROTTEN. it needs..... it just needs to be hammered.
[out of the corner of her eye she sees something laying in an open area, curious, she runs over and picks it up]
Light: what's this? "Hammer Note?" tch... this is to coincidential to be real.....
[she reads most of the inner cover, then smiles to herself putting it in her backpack and dismissing it as a fake]
-a few days later-
[Light can be seen pouring over a book,writing furriously]
???: So, you rather like the hammer note hm?
[turns around and sees a guy dressed in black]
Light: HEY! Who are you, ya freaky goth!?
???: *walking nonchalantly* well, you're one to talk... the name's Ryuku. i am th
WWL2 THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL, Chapter 3 part 2WWL2 THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL, Chapter 3 part 23 years ago in Drama More Like This
They returned to the mansion in high spirits and Elissa seemed to have forgotten about her failure with Scarecrow. Clinging to her mother's arm as they entered, she laughed and declared, "You have got to be kidding! And she knew nothing about it?"
"I didn't keep many secrets from your grandmother," Diana admitted, "but some things are much better left unsaid."
"That is just totally wicked," the girl said with a laugh.
"Just don't get any ideas," Diana warned. "I'm way ahead of you on that."
"I believe you, Mom. Hey! Maybe we can, like, go and do a Justice League mission or something. It would be all kinds of fun!"
With a little smile, Diana confirmed, "Sure, I'd like that. But not until I get you clearance, understand?"
"And I think your father would like some time with you as well. Do you think you can g
WWL2 THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL, Chapter 3 pt 1WWL2 THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL, Chapter 3 pt 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Elissa moaned softly and rocked her head to the left, then the right, and her eyes opened to thin slits. She blinked and struggled to bring the world around her into focus. Drawing a deep breath, she tried to make sense of where she was, how she got there
Anxiety surged up again and quickly she felt herself near panic as she looked around her. When she tried to sit up, a strap around her chest stopped her. Trying to raise her hands to remove it revealed that she was cuffed to the bed she lay on. Looking down at herself, she saw that she was only covered with a white sheet and white wool blanket, and over these were leather restraints over her legs and hips and she could feel her ankles cuffed and strapped down beneath the sheet. Her eyes darted about. This looked like the Batcave, and yet it did not. Drawing a deep breath, she tried to calm herself and reason out what had happen, w
The Demon's Angel Chapter 1Chapter 1 ~ The Two KingdomsThe Demon's Angel Chapter 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
In this world there are two kingdoms. One called the angles and the other called the demons. The angles were kind, caring, and loving. Well the demons were mean, rude, and hurtful. In both kingdoms there were royalty. In the angles there is a princess. She is a pink hedgehog with long quills and beautiful jade eyes. In the demon kingdom there is a prince. He is also a headgehog but its black with red stripes and blood red eyes. These two kingdoms have been in a war for centuries. A fight between good and evil. But now the prince and princess will meet for the very first time.
The Angle Kingdom...
"Happy 18th Birthday Amy." said the king.
"Thank father, Is there anything else you wanted to talkabout?" Amy asked.
"Yes. Amy you are now the proper age to get married. I want you to mary our hero of our armies Silver. He likes you very much and would be a good husband." said her father well Amy just frowned.
"Father...I'm not in love with Silver... When i get mar
Equestria Girls: A Rising SunsetEquestria Girls: A Rising Sunset11 months ago in Drama More Like This
Equestria Girls: A Rising Sunset
An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
Twitter: @judacris judacris.tumblr.com
Caution: Non-Canon Elements Treated Canonically
The following fan-script explores a storyline that takes place after the events of "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls" and contains a non-canonical pairing. Reader discretion advised.
SCENE: Ponyville Park
Twilight Sparkle and new beau Flash Sentry walk down a path in the park, watching the leaves provide a splash of colour to the ground below.
Flash Sentry: "I gotta say that I like autumn leaves."
Twilight: "I've always loved the leaves falling. They're so pretty."
Flash Sentry: "Not quite as pretty as you."
Twilight: (long pause, Flash Sentry remains still) "I am not... You're such a cheeseball!"
(another long pause)
Twilight: (leans closer to Flash) "You're my cheeseball."
(Flash Sentry produces a weak, embarrassed smile)
(cut to expanded view, we see the co
The Ralph that you don't seeHe's been hopIng for something missin',The Ralph that you don't see1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
To fill this empty space.
To show the people that he's certain,
That he is the man,
They don't understand.
The Ralph that you don't see,
Is certainly the man they don't believe,
Tell him that he's worth it!
He'll wreck something that's worth it!
And then you'll see,
The Ralph that you don't see.
So he's standin' tall!
Gonna bust through the wall!
Maybe it's something he want to do!
Being the warm-hearted one!
Shouting into the sun!
"I'll prove to them just who,"
"What I would do."
The Ralph that you don't see,
is dependable, just believe me!
Tell him that he's worth it,
He'll wreck something that's worth it!
And you'll see the Ralph you don't see.
The road of the magic totem script part 6 finalThe road of the magic totem script part 6 final1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
*After a long march, Me and my friends stand up behold a great hole with toxic water on it*
Me: Oh my, we're trapped.
Lykia: Don't worry, I can fix it.
*Lykia uses her magic to make appear a rainbow bridge*
Pake: Let's roll!
*Everyone steps on the rainbow bridge except Stevio*
Pake: Huh? What's the matter, Stevio?
Stevio: I don't like that bridge, I'm not stepping on it...
Me: But why Stevio?
Lykia: You don't have to be scared, Stevio. There's no danger on it. You can pass.
Stevio: *To Lykia* Gee, I hope you're right, little miss tink...
*Stevio steps on the bridge*
Stevio: Well, whadda ya know! You were right.
Me: You see? The bridge is strong, you can pass...
Stevio: A-A-AHHH! *Runs ahead of everyone to the other side of the bridge*
America vs. CleverbotUser: AMERICA THE HERO IS HERE!!!!!!America vs. Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: THE ONE AND ONLY!!
Cleverbot: The one and only what?
Cleverbot: Are you in America?
User: I AM AMERICA.
Cleverbot: The whole country?
User: UMMM, I GUESS SO BRO?
Cleverbot: Clever if you think about it.
User: CLEVER? DON'T YOU MEAN AWESOME?
Cleverbot: No I mean Green Day.
User: DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT? DUNANANANANANAN NANAA.
Cleverbot: You were made by one, how can you possible be different?
User: ARE YOU CALLING ME AN IDIOT? D:
Chp.1 Close Encounter "Hello, my name is Tohru Honda. Things have changed quite a bit with the Sohma family, most for the better. I'm glad. Yuki's been dating Machi for a full year now, that makes me so happy! I'm glad he's able to have someone like that. Shigure's been doing a lot of writing lately, and always seems to find a knew way to annoy his editor, I feel a bit sorry for her. I know I'll make her some dinner the next time she's here, that should cheer her up. Kagura's been helping out at the dojo a lot, see we hardly see her, but she does write from time to time, I enjoy reading her letters. Hatori's been going out with Mayu, which seems a bit weird, her being my teacher and all, bu I shouldn't complain, that's not very kind of me. Ayame's business has been going great! He's really gotten better at designing, and his creation get even more beautiful each time. Kisa came over just the other day and told me things are going wonderful at her school, she even maChp.1 Close Encounter4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Aquaman Script Outline: Part 6Cut to: Atlantis (The city mostly contains oxygen within the bubble but there’s a very unnoticeable concentration of water mixed. Enough for the Atlanteans to breathe without problems)Aquaman Script Outline: Part 61 year ago in Drama More Like This
Aquaman walks down the main white stone walkway that leads to the center of the city.
Many of the Atlanteans glare at Aquaman. Resentful of him being there. Aquaman’s calm facial expression never changes as he sees the glaring Atlanteans.
As he gets closer to the large castle in the middle of the city, he turns down a smaller path that leads to a smaller castle. He walks up to the main door and opens it.
At first the castle seems quiet until-
Arthur Curry Jr.: (Age 8) Dad! Hey dad! (The young boy runs over to Aquaman and jumps into his arms.
Aquaman: Hey son. (He smiles as he hugs and holds his son in his arms)
The young boy looks just like Aquaman did as a child. The two of them were smiling and laughing when another person walks around the corner of the room. A red haired woman, slightly sh
This Is So InterestingImogen is over at Fiona's house visiting. Fiona goes into the kitchen to make her and Imogen a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Imogen waits in Fiona's room for her. She looks around the room and sees Fiona's laptop and decides to turn it on. She sits down at Fiona's desk where the laptop is. She turns it on and pretty soon it gets to the desktop. She clicks on start and then pictures. She starts looking through Fiona's pictures when suddenly Fiona walks back into the room.This Is So Interesting2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Fiona: "Imogen, what are you doing?"
Imogen: "I just wanted to go on your computer, I hope that's okay?"
Fiona: "You could've asked me first!"
Imogen: "Sorry, I will ask next time."
Fiona: "Wait, why are you looking through my pictures?"
Imogen: "I wanted to see if you had any pictures of yourself on here, that way I can bring my flash drive over next time and save them."
Fiona: "What do you want pictures of me for?"
Imogen: "I want pictures of you because the moments when we can't get together, I can stare at you
Paris' Epic FailHera: (Enters carrying a scroll) Here ye, here ye! You are all invited to a wedding banquet tonight on Mt. Olympus!Paris' Epic Fail4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Eris: Wooh! Par-tay! What comes before part-b? Part-A! (Fist pumps. Hera looks on with a mixture of surprise and disgust.)
Hera: Oh....Okay, new declaration: Here ye, here ye! You are all invited to a wedding banquet on Mt. Olympus...except for Eris.
Eris: Wait, what?
Hera: So, I'll see you all tonight at the wedding. Except for you Eris. (exit)
Eris: Ugh, you destroy Pompeii one time and suddenly nobody invites you anywhere. (starts walking away) Wait! (runs backward) I have an idea! I will pit the god against each other...(Pulls out apple) For the most...wait how do you spell...b-e-a-u, no...b-e-u-a, no that isn't right...I'll just put b-a-e-u...there: beautiful! (Sets apple on ground and and leaves laughing maniacally)
Aphrodite: (Enters skipping and twirling) La la la! Oh, how I love weddings! And t
HOMESTUCK RANDOMNESSHOMESTUCK RANDOMNESS3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
JOHN: -Playing with a slinky-
KARKAT: WHAT'S THE POINT OF SLINKIES?
JOHN: this..-Takes it and throws out a nearby window.-
KARKAT: WELL THAT WAS FUCKING POINTLESS.
KARKAT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PENGUINS?
JOHN: penguins are awesome.
KARKAT: WELL, THAT'S NOTHING NEW TO ME
JOHN: i wanna poke your face.
JOHN: it just looks... pokable.
JOHN: i just realized something in life..
JOHN: the school lunches we got in grade-school stick to walls.
JOHN: the niagara falls is like a toilet.
JADE: no! niagara falls is more like stairs!
DAVE: how is a toilet like stairs?
KARKAT: OH MY GOD .! xD
JOHN: this reminds me of that one time when george lopez and paris hilton went skiing down mt. everest but then chuck norris came and pwned them! and all that was left was a pickle.
The road of the magic script part 5The road of the magic script part 52 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*More later on the jungle, Me and my friends cross the huge vines. I cuts the lianas with Red Sniper's knife*
Me: Alright guys, be careful where you put your feets.
Pake: Too late, Aso. Look at Stevio.
*Stevio's foot is stuck in the mud*
Stevio: Doggone it! HELP!
Pake: He's really stuck in there. I'm gonna need help getting him.
Me: Be strong Stevio! We will save you!
*I and Pake try to remove Stevio's foot outta the mud. They finally did it after a considerable effort and fall to the ground*
Me: Phewww that was close. Are you ok Stevio?
Iggy: Aha! Now's our chance Morton!
*Iggy and Morton appear*
Iggy: Yahahaha! We caught yah, Aso!! Whatcha doin' in my jungle?
Stevio:*annoyed* Great. As if we didn't have enough problems already.
Me: Iggy and Morton?! What do
Riptide Outtakes!!Dance Central 2 outtakes!! (Riptide Crew)Riptide Outtakes!!3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Beach Front Park: (Riptide Crew)
Director: Marker! (BEEP) ..and ACTION!!
Emilia: Sorry, you're late! Auditions for our crew were last week!
Bodie: Now hold u- WOAH!! (falls down)
Emilia: (laughing) You tripped on your shoelaces!!
Bodie: Sorry!! Can I do that again? (Gets up)
Director: Right then Take 2!
Director: Marker! (BEEP!) .ACTION!
Bodie: Oh Yeaaah- What's my line again?
Director: Cut! Hahaha!!
Bodie: Sorry I keep forgetting!
Filming Riptide Intro:
Director: Marker (BLEEP!) ..music's playing .and .ACTION!
MUSIC PLAYS ONSET
*EMILIA AND BODIE DANCE*
Emilia: Whoa! (falls down) Ooops! Hahaha!!
Staff: Hahaha! she okay?
Director: Cut! Emilia you okay?
Bodie: Do you wanna go again? (kneels down)
Emilia: uhh was the camera there? Yeah take 3! (gets up)
Emilia: Yeah that's what I'm talking about! (fist-bump to Bo
Hi-DEF Outtakes!!Dance Central 2 Outtakes! (Hi-DEF Crew)Hi-DEF Outtakes!!3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Lowdown Subway: (Hi-DEF Crew)
Director: Marker! (BEEP) ..and ACTION!!
Glitch: Yo didya' see my last move?! I thought it was dull but-ERROR-ERA Hold up, hold up hold up! A- .what's my line again?.....
Glitch: Uhhgh! EPIC FAIL!! What chu' lookin' at Mo!
Mo: G! HAHAHA!! ..Read your script next time! HAHAHAHA!!
Glitch: Sorry! Hahaha!!
Director: Okay then! Take 2!
Director: Marker! (BEEP) ..ACTION!!
Glitch: Y'all remind me of Mo's last shawty! All talk and real action!
Director: Cu-hahaha!! CUT!! HAHAHAHA~!!
Glitch: What? What did I say!?
Mo: ..I'm ..Imma be in my dressing room .(leaves the set, feeling embarrassed)
Glitch: Was that the wrong line!? Did I say something I shouldn't have?! I'm Sorry Mo! .Mo?
Staff: Dirty Mouth!!-HAHAHA!!
Director: Hahaha okay take 2!!.....haha .ohh
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are