Angry Birds"JASON!"Angry Birds4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jason recognized that his name was called but blatantly ignored it, involved in repairing his motorcycle.
He gripped the wrench in his hand stronger and jerked a bolt extra tight to let out his annoyance, mumbling, "Tim..."
"JAYJAY?! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS BEING REQUESTED!"
He looked up from his spot kneeling in front of one of the tires. He huffed as he threw his wrench aside into a toolbox and wiped the grease off with a handkerchief, "What do you want, baby bird?"
"DAMIAN'S SMOTHERING COLIN WITH HIS PELICAN!"
He wiped the back of his still oily hand on his forehead, "Again?"
"HURRY PLEA--- AAAGH DAMIAN, MY LEG IS NOT FOR TEETHING!"
Rubbing his temple with his fingers, he walked at his leisurely own pace down the hall, despite Tim's desperate cries echoing down the halls. He finally located where the shouting was coming from and creaked the door open with one hand to peek in.
All three of the young boys were engaged in a frenzied dog pile. Tim was on the bottom, looki
Darkest before Dawn: Part 7 [Quicksilver X Reader]Night had fallen by the time you reached the village making it even harder to see through the mist.Darkest before Dawn: Part 7 [Quicksilver X Reader]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“This is going to be a breeze,” Peter murmured grinning at you. You nodded back.
“Your time starts now,” Hank clicked on the stop watch. Simultaneously the door of the jet opened and the two of you were off.
There was a massive surge of mutants during the last few days and not less than twenty six new mutants were detected. Charles thought that it would be a good exposure experience for some of the older students to recruit some of the new mutants into the school. So one day, the students walked into the dining hall for breakfast to find a huge bowl with lots of paper. Everyone started to talk at the same time and jostle each other to get closer to the bowl. Logan cleared his throat effectively silencing the entire room.
“So here’s how it goes. I will pick out two sets of two names. The two teams will recruit a new mutant each. Fastest ti
Quote WatchmenQuote Watchmen7 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
"Do it? Dan, I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I activated it 35 minute minutes ago"
"An intractable problem can only be resolved by stepping beyond conventional solutions"
"I saved earth from hell. Next, I'll help her towards utopia. It is as Rameses said: 'Canaan is devastated, Ashkellon is fallen, Gezer is ruined, Venoam is reduced to nothing"
"I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one"
"A world at peace. There had to be sacrifice"
"It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems"
The Comedian/Edward Blake
"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense"
"Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
A Best FriendA good friend will be there for you when you cry.A Best Friend2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
A best friend will be there crying with you.
A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.
A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.
A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.
A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.
A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.
A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.
A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them
Hetalia Vs. SlenderWhat happens when a nation meet with Slender Man?(Axis Power and Allied Forces)Hetalia Vs. Slender3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Italy-He drew a face on Slender Man and gave him a plate of pasta.
Germany-He made Slender Man ran ten laps...around the forest.
Japan-He took out his camera and took a photo of Slender Man.Turns out Slender Man is pretty photogenic,Slender Man then decided to stop haunting the forest and became Trender man.
America-His laugher greatly annoyed Slender Man,so he was chased out of the forest.
England-Slender Man took his Unicorn.He was so sad he drank too much alcohol,but he managed to get his Unicorn back while being drunk.
France-He censored Slender Man,after that he censored England and everyone else.
China-He built a China Town in the forest.Slender Man was unamused.
Russia-He cursed Slender Man and hit it with his faucet.Slender Man fainted.
Canada-He stood still with fear,but Slender Man mistaken him as a tree and left.In the end,Canada collected all 8 notes
HetaOni (With Reader)A mochi bounced down the hall as fast as its round, fat body could allow. It saw the door, just to its left. Complete and utter delight filled its being. All it could do was keep hopping to its only opening for freedom. The mochi turns around quickly, panting in terror, but it sees nothing. It made a sharp turn and jumped at the doorknob, grabbing it with its mouth. In an instant joy faded and terror flooded into its place like the walls of a dam breaking. When it turned the knob, the door wouldn't open. Panic level rising to its highest, the mochi rattled the knob again. There were tears welling up in its eyes. It had come so far already and now this was the end. It knew it wouldn't escape, but that did not mean it was not going to try and run. The mochi tried the knob again. It was stubbornly locked from the outside. It freezes and glances around for a moment, but again, nothing comes at it.HetaOni (With Reader)3 years ago in Horror More Like This
The mochi was backed into a wall and a solidly locked door. As it backs away from
England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)The bushy-eye browed Englishman picked up the phone. "Hello, Alfred. May I help you?"England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"YEAH DUDE!" The obnoxious personification of the country of America shouted in his usual loud tone. "I WANT YOU TO COME OVER! ME AND CANADANADANADANA ARE GOING TO GO OUT INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT AND SEARCH FOR SLENDY! I WANNA HAVE YOU AND FRANCY PANTS TO COME WITH US."
"I don't really want to "
"ARTIE! DUDE! YOU LIKE, TOTALLY NEED TO GO! IT WILL SUCK BALLS WITHOUT YOU!" Alfred exclaimed to the personification of England, Arthur Kirkland.
He sighed. "Fine. I'll come."
America shouted into the phone again. "OH YEAH. I FORGOT! WE ARE INVITING (Country Name) TOO!" England waited for him to continue, but he already heard the dial tone, which meant he had hung up.
"(F/N)?" He thought, and then sighed. Arthur Kirkland, the blonde haired, bushy eye browed, English gentleman had a huge crush on said girl. She had beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair, and (e/c) eyes that appeared to glow to such a degree, he thinks h
how not pretending anymore is a blessingi won't pretend to anyone that i'm not scared. here i am, standing before god-knows-how-many-people, telling them things i don't have the heart to even tell my mother. especially things i don't have the heart to tell my mother.how not pretending anymore is a blessing3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
i could never tell her how many times i've looked at the stars and used them to hold onto my wishes on paper strings, make them hold onto my wishes and me, mostly me, like a marionette
until the sky faded from black to blue, just like the bruises i put on my skin. sometimes a girl doesn't know how to cope, and that's why those paper strings, those thin, angry lines hanging from the heavens,
found their ways to my arms and bled me happy.
i could never tell my mother how i've dreamt of flying and dying and how i can't tell the difference anymore, just the way i can't look in the mirror without crying, just the way i can't look in the mirror and tell if i am human or monster.
it's impossible to tell the woman who put you into this world through hours of pain, becau
in four weeks,i cannot wait to fall asleepin four weeks,3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
peacefully and soundly
with your skin,
tall and warm
we will slumber and dream
and awake in each other's arms.
you will come home
in four weeks.
the flights will taper away,
and you will leave behind
and remember, please,
that i am what waits
those thousands of miles
ahead of you.
i want you to buy me flowers
so i can feel guilty over you
having spent money on me
but feel beautiful
because of how beautiful
the petals are
and the hands that gave them
i want to put us in photographs
so that i can remember
the way that you touch me
because as months fade into
it becomes easier to forget.
i would rather forget my own name
than your skin on mine.
Regular Crack Chapter 18~18th crack pairing: Mordecai and Muscle Man's Mom~Regular Crack Chapter 184 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby had gotten one of the easiest jobs at the park today: raking the leaves.
Well, it's easy for almost everyone..
"Ugh, man, it's too hot to be raking leaves." Rigby whined, glaring at his rake.
"C'mon, Rigby, let's just get it over with." Mordecai replied, oh-so optimistically. "Besides, atleast it's not as bad as the snack bar."
"Ah, don't remind me of that. I'm still glad I was right about the whole thing, huh dude? Mordecai?" He looked up to see his friend was staring off into space again.
Mordecai's eyes were beaming, pointing towards a medium sized woman with a green complexion and glossy brown hair.
"....Dude, she's so....stunning."
"Agh, not another chick!" Rigby hated that lovesick part of Mordecai. He saw that he was still in some sort of trance and shook him. "Dude, did you forget about 'Maaargaret'?"
Mordecai' dreamily smiled. "But duuude, this chick is just soo....wow..ah, she's coming this w
projected profitsi keep picturing us in fifteen years, but it's more like ten. we're sleeping and the quiet sun gently pushes on our eyelids. we turn softly in the mounds of white cloth covering our bed, one or both of us making those slight moans of vague consciousness completely against our wills.projected profits3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
we live in a house, or maybe a flat. it might be in europe, in one of the countries you visited when we found our ways back to one another. the buildings are smooth and white, but the garden is not lacking for colour. the greens are denser than water, the sky more saturated blue than our swimsuits, hanging off the lip of the small balcony.
maybe it's switzerland, or germany. neither of us speak the native language, but with signals and human understanding, we make our ways through.
in the mornings we both reach for our car keys. mine are on the table, yours are on the hook by the door. there is always coffee in the early
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 1Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Super Duper High School Artist
You sure were proud of the title you were given. Top of your category, hardest working, and yet you had the displeasure of being selected to go to Hope's Peak Academy. Thing was, you thought it was the most perfect thing in the world, considering you were picked to be in the first batch of students to go, so you had no idea what was in store for you.
But of course, your sister got an invite as well. She being the Super Duper High School Gardener and all, just a year older than you. Your sister got on your nerves, but maybe it was because of the fact that you usually had a thing against people like her.
Right now, you were packing your backpack with some necessities, which included about half your house.
“Outfits, check.. Hairbrush, toothbrush, backup toothbrush in case someone uses the first one, backup backup toothbrush in case someone uses my backup... Check! Books for when I get bored, a few sketchbooks, pencils, charcoal, Prismaco
Jingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman Smells5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dashing through the streets
In search of rubber-duck
All the stores sold out
And Flash is out of luck
The last one in the world
Gets mangled in a fight
Crashed into tiny pieces
By the Ultra-Humanite.
Jingle bells, Wally fails
Ducky goes bye bye
Big bad monkey kills the Ducky
And makes the orphans cry
Jingle bells, back to jail
No more breaking toys
Guess they'd settle for Nutcracker
Instead of poopy noise.
Christmas with the Kents
In their lovely Smallville farm
Super-mom and dad
Await with open arms
The boy scout's full of cheer
But J'onn's all doom and gloom
They hole him up in Kara's happy
Pukey girly room.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
What a tragic day
Oh how wonderful is sulking
And scaring cats away (yay)
Jingle bells, Martian wails
Presents wrapped in lead
Next year J'onn would rather run off
And kill himself instead.
Crashing through the walls
In a dodgy alien bar
Hawkgirl's choice of fun
Disturbing and bizarre
Shayera's on the loose
Her eyes are
personificationi am a whisper no one else can hear.personification3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
yes, your butt looks huge,
yes, he will leave you
if you tell him how you really feel,
and no, you are never enough.
just because only you can hear me,
it doesn't mean i am any less real.
i will tint everything you see
like a pair of cheap sunglasses
with one lens opaque
so that you cannot see anything clearly
and your perception is skewed.
i am in the pilot's seat
and you will be mine
the second you let your guard down.
your heartstrings will connect my piano strings
as i hammer them down and knot with pain;
i will break you to your knees
and hit them to the pavement
like a child in the summer.
i will beat you into the earth
and offer you a hand,
but use it only to strike you
across the face.
i will always leave a handprint.
i am insecurity,
are all my
DenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHESDenmark x ReaderDenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHES3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mathias Declassified School Survival Guide
In a high school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Mathias Kohler (that's me) and my two best friends, Alfred Jones and ______ ______ try to do the impossible—create a guide that will help you through high school: Mathias' Declassified School Survival Guide…your results may vary.
Today's Tip: CRUSHES
"Hey ______!" Mathias beamed as soon as he saw you and Alfred walk up. You two had just finished a huge test in Economics and to be honest, were quite worn out.
"Hey Mat." You practically sighed. Mathias quirked an eyebrow to your distasteful greeting and asked, "What's with the bland 'hello'?"
"Dude, we just took a super hard test…and it's ONLY first period." Alfred whined. You grunted in agreement as the three of you began to walk to your lockers. (Which were conveniently placed next to each other.)
Mathias, still worried, waited for you and Alfred to finish up with complaining about
The Waiting GameWelcome, Welcome, take a seat.The Waiting Game5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Right now boredom's at its peak.
Perhaps an hour you can pass,
With your mind so far surpassed.
But once your thoughts start running thin,
Your hand grows sore against your chin,
There's nothing new to think about,
There's no new ground to walk around.
Perhaps you go an hour or two,
Then your screws start coming loose,
You beg and wish for God above,
To send you things to do and love.
But that won't do you any good,
So then you start to look for food,
What if there is nothing there?
Now you start to pull your hair.
Pace around and look for fun,
No game consoles you want to run,
Some board games on the shelf you see,
But nothing you can deem worthy.
It seems the TV's also shot,
Not that good shows are on a lot,
So next computers and their games...
Damn forgot, it burst to flames.
But now what is there left to do?
Read a book or catch the flu?
Pick at grass or break some glass?
Hey the poem ends at last!
One last thing to wrap this up...
Wasn't this your on
BetrayalIn her hands there is a knifeBetrayal6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In her heart there is revenge
In her tears there is sorrow
In her eyes there is betrayal
The True Meaning of YandereI keep up this cheerful facadeThe True Meaning of Yandere6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I smile and laugh whenever you want me to
I act cute, and always have a smile on my face
You say you'll always love me
And want to know how I really feel
I know that you're lying
You won't love me if I'm any other way than this
So I fake it
When I do show you my true self
You recoil from me and sigh and scoff
You say things like
"Why are you acting this way?
Snap out of it
It's so tiresome when you're like this"
And never do you realize
that these are those real emotions you wanted to see
Because you are blinded to
and refuse to look at
the broken, crumpled, shattered beast in the corner
And never once do you realize or think
That the hurt, crying, brokenhearted, horrid thing that you hate
Is the real me!
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 2Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
For the past few minutes, your school mates were already investigating the gym. Sakura and Asahina checked out the metal plates on the walls. Katrina was hanging out somewhere off below the two, waiting for them to get done.
While they were doing that, you were staring in awe at your student handbook device. It was the only electronic thing you had for now, which immediately intrigued you to no ends. That is, until you got bored of scrolling through the same things over and over.
You slid the device in to your hoodie pocket and climbed on to the stage to check out the podium with Corn Hair and Cool Redhead.
“Damn it,” Corn Hair cursed, giving a mindless kick to the podium.
You stepped forward and wrapped your arms around what you could of the podium, trying to lift it but only succeeding in slipping and falling on your ass. A string of curses flew out of your mouth in grumbles as you got up and brushed off your skinny jeans.
“Oh well, let's go search around this place
Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia) "_______, are you ready yet?" Your boyfriend, Matsuda Touta, called up to you. You had been going out with the tall Japanese man for exactly one year now. He had shoulder-length black hair and deep brown eyes. He could be a bit of a goof sometimes, but that was why you loved him; he wasn't overly serious, like some guys.Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" You yell back, practically flying down the stairs. Matsuda catches you as you trip down the last few steps, preventing you from sustaining any injuries-for now. You were an extremely accident-prone person, and the fact that you were wearing silver, three-inch high heels didn't help at all. The bottom of your deep green dress swished around your knees. "Thanks, Matsu." You say, using your nickname for him. He chuckles and kisses your forehead lightly, then takes your hand and leads you out to his light blue Mitsubishi. He was wearing a black suit, with a white dress shirt and silver tie.
You arrive fairly quickl
Afraidit takes all of meAfraid4 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
not to say
those three words
i love you
i love you
i love you
it hurts so much
to hold it back,
but wouldn't it hurt even more
to let it go?
i feel it e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e,
every bone in my body is
buzzing with the excitement
of that word...
love, love, love
when i'm with you my soul is
a l i v e,
I Was FROZEN todayI Was FROZEN today6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Batman & Robin
The dynamic duo are in the Batcave after a failed attempt at subduing Mr Freeze:
Bruce: You just had to rush in on Freeze, did you?
Dick: Hey, I could have gotten him if you'd just let me!
Bruce: Dick, remember what I told you about teamwork.
Dick: You mean, your old tricks? I could still take on Freeze if you hadn't gotten in the way!
Bruce: Well, what do you know?! I've rounded up more criminals than you ever did!
Dick: I was FROZEN today!!!
After a moment of awkward silence, Bruce quietly leaves Dick alone to warm himself up with a warm towel and a basin of warm water.
Transformers (2007 film)
Megatron meets up with his second-in-command Starscream after being thawed and escaping the Hoover Dam.
Megatron: You failed me yet again, Starscream.
Starscream: But Megatron, I -
Megatron: I was FROZEN today!!!
Starscream is dumbstruck and can't think of a comeback for his superio
Forgive MeI never meant for that space between my heartbeatsForgive Me4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
to belong to you.
I never meant to look too long into your eyes,
but I did,
and I got lost.
I never meant for my eyelashes to fall for you.
I never meant to feel your heartbeat in your breast
when you hugged me goodbye,
but I did,
and my heart beat in time with it.
I never meant to crowd my ceiling
with the whispered letters of your name.
I never meant for my nights to be as black as your hair,
nor my earth as brown as your eyes,
but they are,
and they'll always be that way.
I never meant for my brain to be all fogged up with you.
I never meant for us to become so close,
then pull away.
But we did,
and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
I never meant to fall in love with you,
but I did,
and now we'll never be the same.
.::Worth It::.....::Worth It::.4 years ago in Horror More Like This
... Oh? Is someone there?
How strange. I rarely see a person up so high in these mountains. Not alive, anyway.
You're wondering who I am? And what I'm doing up here all by myself?
Don't worry. I'm not alone. My Pokemon are with me. I haven't sent them out in awhile, though. I don't want them to go against such harsh conditions.
... You still don't know who I am? How fitting. Why else would you have wandered up here unless it would be to search for me?
My last challenger was months ago. Or was it a year? I cannot remember.
What? You didn't come to battle me? You weren't even aware I was here...?
Oh, I see how it is.
I've been forgotten.
Ironic, to think that my name would be carved into stone and remembered forever.
So, the newest champions? White and Black, correct? Ah, you recognize those names perfectly. I've been replaced by the younger generation, no?
... After all I did...
... After all that my Pokemon and I have accomplished...
To be forgotten.