Killer Couple: Pilot Part 1(We see Jeff, a teenager, enter his place, holding a bloodstained knife due to a killing spree. He puts it on the table and logs onto the internet.)Killer Couple: Pilot Part 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Man, I could use some company. Killing has been always my hobby but I need something better than that.
(He accesses a few websites until he comes across one.)
Jeff: What is this? Match.com? (smiles) I could do with finding love...
(He clicks onto it and the screen asks him to enter his profile.)
Jeff: Profile? (starts typing) Single teenager wishes to meet girl who loves killing as a hobby as much as I do. Object: Partner in Crime. Enter. (presses enter)
(He sits and waits for any matches for him. We see a montage of him trying to pass the time until his matches come up. He then sits as the montage ends and becomes bored.)
Jeff: Oh, man. I gotta get a good match.
(He hears a jingle, meaning he has found a match.)
Jeff: Well it's about time. (clicks)
(He finds a profile of a teenage girl name Alice Liddell. He then gets hearts in his
'Music Brings us Together''Music Brings us Together'2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was one of the first few weeks Elizaveta had been working for Roderich as a maid. She had just finished all of her chores for the day, and was exhausted. She worked tirelessly, having not much else to do or look forward too. She walked down the hallways, heading to her quarters, when suddenly she heard the faint sound of a piano. She had no idea it was Roderich in the music room playing such sweet music. She had rarely spoken with him since she became his maid- it was a strictly work relationship. Instead of returning to her room as she planned, she got up and walked to the music room, sitting down outside the door to listen. Though he played passionately, there were a few mistakes still. It was a new piece he had just learned. Elizaveta hardly noticed the mistakes, not knowing much about music. She slowly closed her eyes, a small smile crossing her face. Within a few minutes, she was asleep, hugging her knees, and leaning against the wall.
Some hours later he fin
Who did it?Pinkie Pie narrowed her eyes, she gave suspicious looks to her five friends, who were all sitting in a circle with her. The room was dark, save for a single candle in the center, flickering light over the nervous pony's faces. "So..." she said, closing her eyes, and dragging a hoof across the ground, tracing circles. "Who did it?" her gaze turned over to Fluttershy, sitting next to her, the yellow pony whimpered, gulping. She turned over to Applejack, the farmpony lowered her ears, but her expression remained firm. Her suspicious gaze turned to Rarity, who gasped and humphed, turning her head in denial. She narrowed her eyes, eying Rainbow Dash. Dash chewed on her lip, and looked away. "So, then it must have been..." There was a long pause, before she hopped up, pointing her hoof at a certain purple pony sitting next to her;Who did it?4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
All the ponies gasped, Rarity pretending to faint dramatically and Twilight shook her head, "What?! Of course it wasn't me Pinkie! I would neve
Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 1(Outside Jeff and Alice's house, we hear sounds of grunting and groaning. Inside, Alice is straightening her dress up a bit while Jeff is struggling with his black dress pants.)Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: These stupid dress pants must've shrank again. I need a hand with the zipper. (tries to zip up his dress pants but fails.)
(Alice goes and helps Jeff with his zipper.)
Alice: I got it. You can breathe out now.
(Jeff exhales, feeling comfortable in the now fully zipped dress pants. Suddenly, they hear a car horn and Alice looks out the window.)
Alice: Bugger, the taxi's here. Come on, we have to go.
(Alice steps out of the house and walks up to the taxi.)
Alice: (calling out to Jeff) Come on, Jeff! Rockow's been open ten minutes already!
Jeff: (answering from inside) Hang on! I'm just giving Smile and Cheshire their dinner!
(Alice gets in the taxi and moves to one side. Jeff comes out of the house and gets in the taxi next to Alice.)
Taxi driver: Where to?
Alice: To Rockow's bar and cabaret nightclub.
Killer Couple Pilot Part 2(Time lapse to Saturday morning. We see Jeff sleeping in bed with a black eye mask over his eyes. His alarm goes off, waking him. He turns it off and removes his mask, revealing his eyes.)Killer Couple Pilot Part 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Urgghh..what day is it?
(He checks the calender. He becomes ecstatic.)
Jeff: Saturday! At last! Jeff is on the road to true love!
(He runs to the fridge and grabs loads of cans of energy drinks and turns on the radio and we hear the song 'Lonely' being played by Crimson Glory as he jumps in the shower.)
Jeff: (singing to the lyrics) I awaken from a dream to a silent room
Where shadows speak of memories
Another sleepless night
Afraid to face the day
It seems so long ago
I shared the love I feels so deep inside
My love will never die
But still I feel so lonely, lonely in love, lonely in love
I wakes up to another day
With everything going wrong
I wonders where I would be
If I had never seen her face
I turns on the radio
But it's playing that same old song
I'm pouring another drink
To drown away t
'For Every Day I've Loved You''For Every Day I've Loved You'2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Elizaveta stretched as she arose from the her bed.
“Jó reggelt, Roderich.” She said happily, but still a hint of yawning in her voice. She rubbed her eyes and looked to the right to find that her spouse was not there beside her. She sighed- that wasn’t a good sign. Today was Valentines Day, and she knew Roderich had never been that 'sappy valentines' romantic, but even so, she didn’t think he would completely forget.
She got herself up and dressed, and headed downstairs into the kitchen. She expected to find Roderich there, but he was still not to be found. Somewhat disappointed, she went to the cabinet and began to make herself breakfast, when in the corner of her eye she spotted something; a single red rose in a slim glass vase. In front of the vase was an envelope with her name on it. She smiled, thankful that at least he remembered. She opened the card and began to read it to herself,
Killer Couple: Working for the Man Part 2(Inside the dole office centre.)Killer Couple: Working for the Man Part 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Receptionist: Have you done any work paid or unpaid since you last signed on?
Man 1: No.
(The receptionist stamps on the sheet.)
Receptionist: Have you done any work paid or unpaid since you last signed on?
Man 2: No.
(The receptionist repeats the same action with the other unemployed workers. We see Alice and Jeff at the back.)
Jeff: This is degrading, ain't it?
Jeff: I wish they get a move on. Some of us have better things to do than stand around here all day.
Receptionist: Have you done any work paid or unpaid since you last signed on?
Man 3: No.
(Alice and Jeff are next in line and hand in their sheet.)
Receptionist: You're twenty five minutes late.
Jeff: We've slept in..uh..I mean, we've been for a job interview.
Receptionist: I see. (reads the sheet.) Alice, Jeff, the inspector would like a word with you. It's just a routine check. Just go round to cubicle number eight will you? Thank you.
Alice: What do you think this might be about
Growing Around - Episodes - Quickdraw[Scene: Timmy is working at his Lemonade Store. It's quite a busy day, and Timmy is working really hard.]Growing Around - Episodes - Quickdraw1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
[The camera pans on Timmy's back, who is at a camera. It looks like he's juggling lemons while audience members look on in awe and horror]
Kid 1: Woah, you're crazy. There is absolutely no way that'll work.
Timmy: You just gotta believe. Trust me, I've done this a million times—
[There's an explosion and a bunch of lemonade squirts around them, covering them]
Timmy: And there!
[Camera pans on Timmy holding up a cup of lemonade. He hands it to the kid]
Timmy: Here's today's special. That'll be 50 tokens and one Ginomon card.
Kid 1: That price is outrageous!
Timmy: Well, I gotta pay my employees. Hey Steve
[Camera pans to a kid playing a handhold game console, sitting next to the in-store jukebox]
Timmy: I need you to clean up this mess.
Jukebox: And that was Eternity Forever with their latest hit single "Girl You Got Those Braces." And now for a
Killer Couple Pilot Part 3(Jeff now enters Rockow's bar and cabaret nightclub. He looks around and sees Alice sitting at a table in a booth, waiting. He checks her profile picture from his wallet.)Killer Couple Pilot Part 33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: (smiling as the picture matches her appearance) Perfect match. Keep it together. Don't fall apart like a love struck idiot. Right..
(He breathes deeply and plays it cool as he walks to where Alice is.)
Jeff: Excuse me, are you Alice Liddell?
Alice: I am. You must be Jeff.
Alice: Well now that you're here, would you care to tell me a little about yourself?
Jeff: I'd love to. I somehow became a killer after I killed my brother, Liu and my parents because they lied. I ended up making a hobby out of it and I do it at night.
Jeff: I somehow live alone and I always have my dog, Smile to keep me company. So now that you know a lot about me, I'd like to hear about you.
Alice: Well, I lost my family due to a house fire and ended up at Rutledge Asylum. I was released and sent to an orphanag
'Why''Why'2 years ago in Drama More Like This
One in the morning, and Elizaveta still found herself awake. It started out being just that she was not tired, but formulated into something more as she wandered into thought throughout the night. Thoughts started of as simple tasks to more complicated matters, and suddenly came along one thought she could not get out of her head. She laid on the mattress, facing the ceiling, staring blankly as she continued to think. She eventually sat up, and gently nudged her sleeping husbands shoulder;
“....Roderich?” She whispered, “Roderich, I can’t sleep...” Roderich slowly sat up as well, tiredly rubbing his eyes;
“So that means I can not sleep either?” He complained.
“S-sorry, Roderich.... But... I... I just was thinking... For a really long time tonight..... And I just can’t figure it out....” She took a long pause. Roderich looked at her curiously.
“.......How did a guy like you..... ever fall for
Growing Around - Episodes - A Tale of Two Kiddies[We open to see Linda distracted in class, typing on her cellphone]Growing Around - Episodes - A Tale of Two Kiddies11 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Linda: Huh, so that's what's going on around the world. I hope things calm down in the—
[She's knocked back by a spitball]
Linda: AGH! Who did that?
[She looks up to see Kathy, staring angrily at her with her arms folded and a straw in one of her hands.]
Kathy: The only place in the world you should be worrying about right now is my classroom.
Linda: Hey! I'm paying attention.
Kathy: Oh really? Then tell me what color crayon Jimmy Stitch used to sign the Ice Cream Proclamation?
Linda: Um.... green?
[Kathy raises one eyebrow]
[She looks over to Robert, who is looking kind of embarrased for her. It's clear that Linda has falling into one of Kathy's traps]
Kathy: Linda, if you were paying attention you'd know that's not what we're learning about today.
Linda: Oh come on, you've got to give me a chance!
[Kathy is heading back to her desk. She doesn't even turn around]
Kathy: Alright, you can be th
Haruhi Suzumiya- CleverbotHaruhi Suzumiya- Cleverbot4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Haruhi: Are you an alien, a time traveler, or an esper?
Cleverbot: No, I am a Traveler.
Haruhi: Darn you, I have no interest in ordinary humans.
Cleverbot: Then why are you reading the newspaper?
Haruhi: So I can see if there are any mysteries, like suspicious disappearances or something!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but you are the one who fails in the cleverness aspect, for they you said you read the sonnets that I wrote and those sonnets are not in England.
Cleverbot: I was expecting a better joke is all.
Haruhi: Ok... And for the record, I don't live in England.
Cleverbot: I love you son. I just did it for your own good.
Haruhi: Uh, I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: I know.
Haruhi: Then why'd you call me son?
Cleverbot: Cause I don't care if you are a human or not.
Haruhi: Well, I am a human, but I'd rather meet aliens, time travelers, or espers.
Cleverbot: *Proves you are a robot* There, now you have to believe me.
Haruhi: I'm not a robot, but that would be really cool!
Growing Around - Episodes - Opposite Day (Draft 2)[This episode should be exaggerated in it’s set up. All the backgrounds and settings will have a surreal edge to them, and the Dunn’s friends will be acting abnormally out of character. The episode starts with the horrible sound of an alarm clock. It should be annoying, but not realistic enough to annoy the audience. Linda rolls over. They are in the master bedroom, which looks like the bedroom in a typical world]Growing Around - Episodes - Opposite Day (Draft 2)6 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Linda: Ugh, what is that noise!? Why won’t it stop?
Robert: Ugh Sally, can I please have five more minutes? School doesn’t start for another hour!
Linda: Robbie, what are you doing in my room?
[Robert wakes up]
Robert: Linda, why are you in my bedroom? Wait, why are we in Sally & Timmy’s room?
[Linda wakes up]
Linda: Ugh, probably some strange prank. Now can you please do something about that horrible noise? Where is it coming from?
[Robert picks up the clock]
Robert: I think that it’s coming from this.
[He rattles it a few times, unable to
Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 2(Jeff, Alice, Slendy and a still drunk Ben arrive at a Chinese restaurant. A Chinese waiter walks up to them and bows traditionally as he welcomes them.)Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Chinese waiter: Table for four? You follow me please.
(The waiter leads them to their table and leaves menus out for them. Jeff oulls out a chair for Alice and they all sit at their table. They put napkins on their laps and Ben hiccups drunkenly. They begin to read their menus.)
Alice: What's this? What's this? Egg Foo something?
Jeff: I don't know. I'm not a fan of Chinese meats. All horses and ducks. I wonder if they do pizza.
Slendy: I'm having curry and fries.
Alice: What's this? Chow Mein? Does it come with chips?
Jeff: I remember the last Chinese I had. Gave me a dodgy belly really badly.
Ben: (reads and speaks slurred.)
(The waiter comes out of the kitchen with a notepad and pencil and walks up to their table.)
Waiter: You will order now please.
Alice: Well the set meal for eight looks nice.
Jeff: Yeah. Two set meals for eight
Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 3(Outside a bus stop, Jeff and Alice stand there as Slendy waits for unworthy victims. They are getting extremely bored.)Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Alice: Jeff, how long is this going to take?
Jeff: Forget it, Alice. There aren't any victims out there at this time of night. Come on, Slendy, you might as well forget it.
(Slendy leaves for another part of town. Jeff and Alice hear and see a vehicle coming.)
Alice: Hey, here's the taxi. Oi, oi, taxi!
Jeff: Well that's it, then, ain't it? I was craving for it all night and we end up with clean knives.
Alice: I know.
(Jeff and Alice get in the taxi.)
Taxi driver: Where to?
Jeff: Mind you.
Alice: Having said that?
(They both grin evilly and devillishly and get their knives out. In a dark secluded part of town, Jeff and Alice are stabbing the taxi driver. There's a lot of blood all over the place and Jeff and Alice come out, blood stained and push the taxi and the corpse into the river and head on home. The next morning.)
Policeman: Goodness gracious, who knows what th
How I got into Pokemon (Part one)When I was young I was a really bored boy. I had a PS2 with hardly any games and I had a TV. This all started in a hot day back in summer of 2007. I was bored so I decided to watch TV. I sighed and said "I wonder what's on TV..." Nothing was on except Pokémon. "Might as well give the show a try I guess." I said to myself. I remember what episode I first watched it was episode 479 of the D/P series called Mounting a Coordinator Assault. Now let me get this clear. I didn't start watching because of Pikachu. I started watching because I was bored. So then a few minutes into the episode I saw Ash preform with his Aipom. When Aipom used Swift I was so pumped up to watch the rest and more episodes and so I said. "Wow! That was amazing! I'll watch this show again tomorrow!"How I got into Pokemon (Part one)2 years ago in Drama More Like This
To be Continued
Killer Couple: Working for the Man Part 3(Inside the dole office in cubicle eight, Jeff and Alice sit in front of the inspector.)Killer Couple: Working for the Man Part 33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Inspector: Jeff and Alice, is it? Now then, as you two have been unemployed for six months now, I would like to ask a few routine questions. Now then, what attempts have you two made in finding work?
Alice: Well we get the paper.
Jeff: And we go to Job Centre.
Inspector: I see. Now according to our files, we heard that you two are interested in bartending, hairdressing and clerical work.
Jeff: It's true alright.
Inspector: Now, back in April, we set you two up at a bank and evidently you two didn't get the job.
Jeff: Tragic, ain't it? We also had a job once.
Alice: Yeah, we worked at that desk at the dentist's.
Inspector: I see. Now we also know that you two have been claiming benefit for quite some time now. Unless either of you find a job, we might have to stop your benefit.
Alice: Now what'll we do?
Jeff: I think we'll do what we do best.
Inspector: What are you two on about?