Regular Crack Chapter 18~18th crack pairing: Mordecai and Muscle Man's Mom~Regular Crack Chapter 184 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby had gotten one of the easiest jobs at the park today: raking the leaves.
Well, it's easy for almost everyone..
"Ugh, man, it's too hot to be raking leaves." Rigby whined, glaring at his rake.
"C'mon, Rigby, let's just get it over with." Mordecai replied, oh-so optimistically. "Besides, atleast it's not as bad as the snack bar."
"Ah, don't remind me of that. I'm still glad I was right about the whole thing, huh dude? Mordecai?" He looked up to see his friend was staring off into space again.
Mordecai's eyes were beaming, pointing towards a medium sized woman with a green complexion and glossy brown hair.
"....Dude, she's so....stunning."
"Agh, not another chick!" Rigby hated that lovesick part of Mordecai. He saw that he was still in some sort of trance and shook him. "Dude, did you forget about 'Maaargaret'?"
Mordecai' dreamily smiled. "But duuude, this chick is just soo....wow..ah, she's coming this w
DenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHESDenmark x ReaderDenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHES3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mathias Declassified School Survival Guide
In a high school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Mathias Kohler (that's me) and my two best friends, Alfred Jones and ______ ______ try to do the impossible—create a guide that will help you through high school: Mathias' Declassified School Survival Guide…your results may vary.
Today's Tip: CRUSHES
"Hey ______!" Mathias beamed as soon as he saw you and Alfred walk up. You two had just finished a huge test in Economics and to be honest, were quite worn out.
"Hey Mat." You practically sighed. Mathias quirked an eyebrow to your distasteful greeting and asked, "What's with the bland 'hello'?"
"Dude, we just took a super hard test…and it's ONLY first period." Alfred whined. You grunted in agreement as the three of you began to walk to your lockers. (Which were conveniently placed next to each other.)
Mathias, still worried, waited for you and Alfred to finish up with complaining about
Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia) "_______, are you ready yet?" Your boyfriend, Matsuda Touta, called up to you. You had been going out with the tall Japanese man for exactly one year now. He had shoulder-length black hair and deep brown eyes. He could be a bit of a goof sometimes, but that was why you loved him; he wasn't overly serious, like some guys.Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" You yell back, practically flying down the stairs. Matsuda catches you as you trip down the last few steps, preventing you from sustaining any injuries-for now. You were an extremely accident-prone person, and the fact that you were wearing silver, three-inch high heels didn't help at all. The bottom of your deep green dress swished around your knees. "Thanks, Matsu." You say, using your nickname for him. He chuckles and kisses your forehead lightly, then takes your hand and leads you out to his light blue Mitsubishi. He was wearing a black suit, with a white dress shirt and silver tie.
You arrive fairly quickl
Modern HTTYDModern How to train your dragonModern HTTYD2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The legend said that once there was a friendship formed between a dragon and a teenage human boy. Who they were, and when they lived, that remained a mystery, and most people stopped believing in them over the ages.
Still, in Berk, a village that was situated on an island, separated from other cities, the legends continued to be told; If not by parents or grandparents, by teachers. Still, the amount of people that stopped believing in dragons grew every day, until now in modern society, where one might tell the tale as a bedtime story.
However, in Berk public school, the children were still educated in local history, which often brought up the dragon-topic. The teacher for that class was Gobber, a bold, medium-sized, quite fat man with an enormous chin and a blonde mustache that was too long to be taken seriously. He also had an attitude, and always wanted to be right in everything.
Gobber believed in dragons with his life; onc
Just Forget the World (Destiel)Dean awoke with a start. He was lying on his back on something soft, a vivid light shining on his face. Pressure on his chest forced his eyes open. Fearing the worst, he reached for his gun and glared up to see an angel‘s blue eyes looking directly into his own.Just Forget the World (Destiel)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Ah- GO- what’s going on?”
Castiel was lying beside him, his torso resting on Dean’s own and arms wrapped around it. His penetrating stare was unfazed as he answered all of Dean’s unasked questions. “I carried you here. Sam is at the motel, watching pay-per-view as you advised. There’s a full picnic basket over there.”
Sure enough, following Cas’s gaze, Dean saw a classic wicker basket resting neatly in the emerald-green grass. Knowing Cas knowing him, Dean figured there would without a doubt be more than enough perfectly formed burgers waiting for him within, better than any restaurant he had ever been to. His stomach growled involuntarily. And yet... He didn’t
EnglandxReader: Train Rides Before the Deathbed C6Your bare feet pad along the surface of the bustling, pewter-coloured road as you find yourself on a typically busy section of London, on a similarly typically busy street, just outside of the grand hotel that you managed to descend down from using the fire exit stairs. Because of the fact that most people walking around at this point of day had something to do, hardly anyone had paid attention to your hasty descent from the scenario with Arthur and the other German gentleman back up in the hotel room, nor had anyone seemingly noticed your significant lack of footwear.EnglandxReader: Train Rides Before the Deathbed C63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This, too, was a curious thing.
You began to try and follow the Brit’s instructions of getting down to an underground station, and you notice that the tarmac of the paved street feels odd. It doesn’t seem to be scratching you at all, which goes against all of your previous experiences with naked flesh on this kind of surface. Not only that, but as you walk on the street in the very heart of London, you feel a
2P! France x Reader - Weak ExceptionsWeak Exceptions2P! France x Reader - Weak Exceptions2 years ago in Drama More Like This
A 2p! France Reader Insert by SeiraAxis002
You were his weakness. And Francis hated that fact.
“Francis,” you whispered.
You were always there for him, even on the days when he pushed everyone away (that’s practically almost every day). You were also there when things seem to fall apart. After all, you were his lover, and yet at the same time, he loathed you so. You never seemed to mind though.
”Francis? Are you awake?”
You were quite shy. Meaning, you knew when to shut up, so Francis never really minded your presence when you're near him. That was a privilege very few people get. Even then, he was a grump to everyone, including you. Again, you never really minded.
You sighed, “I know you’re awake.”
After a moment of silence, you asked, “What do you want for breakfast?”
It was then that Francis realized that you were a blessing given to him, and he wonders if he made the w
RomanoxReader-Ciao, bella, ricordi di me?RomanoxReader- Ciao bella, ti ricordi di me?RomanoxReader-Ciao, bella, ricordi di me?3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You hated this day after what happened 5 years ago. She died. Your best friend, Lovina. She was a fantastic friend, even though she said swear words everyday and she had a bad attitude she was nice only to you.
Even though it didn't look like it she loved to be around you...and she still does....
She haunts you. She follows you everywhere. Her spirit protecting you everyday. Unfortunately she never got to tell you her feelings for you. You accepted her no matter what.
Now she's gonna try to live again....
"But please! I miss her!!"
"I know I know, Lovina."
"So...please...? Will you?"
"Alright already, I let you live again...."
"Thank you. I miss her."
"Okay but there is a small problem."
"WHAT!? WHAT THE TOMATO HELL IS THE PROBLEM?!"
"Well...the thing is-"
"Well?? What is it?"
"Let me finish. The problem is that all of your old friends won't accept the relationship. So you can't come back as
AmericaXReader- Captain America and GingerbreadThe scent of gingerbread and peppermint wafted through the air of the house, along with the slight smell of beer as well. People crowded in the living room as well as the kitchen, couples hanging around the fireplace, some leaning against the walls of the long, large hallways as the party continued on.AmericaXReader- Captain America and Gingerbread3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Despite all the excitement going on inside, Alfred was standing outside at the front porch of his house, leaning against the wooden railing of the large house, a steaming mug of cocoa in his hands, settled carefully on the wooden beam as he stared off into the distance. Although it was his own party, and it was rather right in the middle of all its excitement for the holidays, he wasn't interested at the moment. He hung out front, huddled up in his large jacket, followed by a cozy scarf wrapped comfortably around his neck, quietly sipping his hot beverage.
Why was he waiting outside while everyone else was inside the warmth of the house, having fun, drinking, or even just enjoying the pa
Team Short Circuit PMD-Unity Official Written AppHUNTERS GUILD: Short CircuitTeam Short Circuit PMD-Unity Official Written App1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Date Joined: 10/12/13
Current Funds: 16 St
[1st MEMBER SIGNATURE] Sprx
Gender: genderless (identifies female) Age: Young Adult
Strength: 2 Agility: 4
Intelligence: 2 Charisma: 2+2
Total Points Left: 0/10
Type Bonus: [normal] -> [2 points in charisma]
Move 1 Zap Cannon
Move 2 Psybeam
Move 3 Tri Attack
Move 4 Double Team
-Item 1 Template Scarf
----Description: Light Blue scarf
-Item 2 Nothing
-Item 3 Nothing
[2nd MEMBER SIGNATURE] Roark
Species: Golett (missing left shoulder band)
-Characteristic: A little Quick Tempred
Gender: Genderless (identifies as male) Age:
Some Secrets are Meant to be Told Battler X ReaderSome Secrets are Meant to be Told Battler X Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“This is pretty good actually. You may have a knack for this after all.” Battler took another sip of his hot tea. It was a special brew you had come up with yourself by mixing a few different types of tea together with fruit and mint.”What was it that gave you this idea anyway? I didn't even think you liked tea.”
“Exactly, I hate it. But I was feeling a little left out while everyone else was drinking tea. So, I set out to fix the problem, by finding a type I liked. I can't even remember how many different teas I sampled. None of them tasted good to me. My only option was to make my own flavor.” You smiled, proud of your accomplishment. “And this, is what I've come up with.”
“Well congratulations, I like it a lot. Actually, I think we should have Shannon serve it to everyone next time.” There was a nervous air about him, something that you couldn't remember ever feeling from him before. “This would g
Carousel - England x ReaderEngland x ReaderCarousel - England x Reader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"See that?" Arthur asked, pointing out a quick streak of light in between the stars, and you nodded excitedly. "It's a falling star."
"Falling?" you questioned. "B-but, why is it falling?" you sniffled, suddenly tearful. Where would the star go? Wouldn't it miss all its star-friends?
"That's just what they're called, love," he said gently, tucking hair behind your ear. "There's no reason to cry about it. They say if you see one and make a wish, it will come true!"
You gasped, all pity for the star now gone, and called up a wish to the night sky.
He chuckled and pulled you into his lap, placing a kiss on the top of your head as the carousel continued around and around.
The first time Arthur took you to what had become your favourite amusement park. The carousel was always the best part, with its cheery music and beautifully painted ponies that rode up and down.
There were so many memories from your childhood. You remembered always wantin
Family Matters - A Linchpin InterludeFamily Matters - A Linchpin Interlude3 years ago in Drama More Like This
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I've been sitting on this one for a while. I didn't know if I liked it when I first wrote it and then I kind of forgot about it. However, my new poll has reminded me that many of you want to see more in the Linchpin verse, so I dug this out and cleaned it up a bit. It's nothing but pure fluff – which is why I think I'm so iffy about it. There is no Robin Torture at all in it! Seriously!
DISCLAIMER: I've said it many times, but I'll say it again because I don't want to be sued: They're not mine! (Please don't sue me!)
FAMILY MATTERS (A Linchpin Interlude)
April 09, 09:15 EDT
The rain was falling lightly, tapping the large skylight with a pitter-patter that was accompanied by the heavy base of Foster the People. Jason tucked in the end of the towel he had wrapped around his waist and wiped the fog from the bathroom mirror. Runn
America/Reader || EURASIAAmerica/Reader || EURASIA3 years ago in Humor More Like This
(f/n) = first name
(l/n) = last name
It was a regular, normal day for you and your best friend, Alfred F. Jones, the "personified version of America" (as you liked to call it). You were studying for your tests on World History next week, and your class was starting them with Pangaea, and Alfred Wegener.
"Hey, America?" you asked. You were piecing puzzle pieces together, and forgot where Eurasia was supposed to go. "Where's Eurasia?"
"I don't have an Asia, (f/n)…" Alfred gave you an awkward look.
"No, I mean Eurasia."
"Like I said, I don't have an Asia."
"No, America, you dolt! Eurasia!"
"(f/n), I am not Asia! Okay? God!" He huffed, obviously annoyed and getting impatient with your words.
"I know you aren't Asia! I'm talking about Eurasia! Like how Eurasian—"
"NO! I'M NOT ASIAN, I'M AMERICAN. AMERICA. 'MURICA."
"I KNOW!" You were practically screaming now. "The continent! Europe and Asia as one! When Alfred Wegener formed Pangaea and shit!"
America had a poke
TurkeyxReader~The Legend of Citaqua~Ch 10~The Legend of Citaqua~ Ch 10TurkeyxReader~The Legend of Citaqua~Ch 102 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Heracles let out a long yawn that couldn’t have been more different than those of the cats that he so often attracted. Neoklis, on the other hand, was slightly more alert than his cat-keeping counterpart. You happened to be wedged in between them in a stand or even a vendor of sorts. Had it not been for the fact that this was some type of contest, you would have thought that the sand rats were putting the three of you up for a live sale.
News of the cook-off spread like wildfire among the streets of Issao. Apparently it was something that only pertained to the water-rich city as an entire market district cleared the streets and fenced off an area just for the event. The sand rats of the Aral and the Pinta both stood off against each other from opposite sides of the street, and in the middle were none other than the judges: Heracles, Neoklis, and you.
“Do you have any idea what’s going on?” you asked leaning over to Neoklis. B
Injustice Guest Fighter: Jeff the KillerName: Jeff the KillerInjustice Guest Fighter: Jeff the Killer2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Debut: YouTube (2008)
Voice: Taliesin Jaffe
Jeff is 22 years old here. He still has the same facial disfigurement he had when he was young, and he still wears the same jacket and black pants attire as usual.
When Jeff was only 12 years old, he and his family moved to a fancy neighborhood. During this time, Jeff beat up a trio of bullies at the streets while he and his brother Liu were waiting for the bus. This led to an incident that forever changed Jeff when the same bullies from before beat him up and dosed him in bleach and alcohol, leaving Jeff with pale skin and red lips. To make matters worse, he self-mutilated himself that night, burning off his eyelids and carving a permanent "smile" on his cheeks. And he started killing his entire family who were horrified of his new look. Ten years later, Jeff is still out there doing what he
Injustice Guest Fighter: M. BisonReal Name: N/AInjustice Guest Fighter: M. Bison2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Debut: Street Fighter II (1991)
Voice: Gerald C. Rivers
M. Bison is the leader of a multinational crime syndicate called Shadaloo. He is a wielder of his own power called Psycho Power, an evil opposite of Soul Power which is a good counterpart used by an Italian fortune teller named Rose. M. Bison, or Master Bison or "Mighty Bison", seeks to take over the world.
*Intro: M. Bison is sitting in his throne at the Shadaloo base. He sees on his big screen the battlefield's stage selection portrait. He says, "Let's see if one can face the Mighty Bison!" and flies off of his base and then cuts to the battlefield where Bison lands down with a sinister grin.
*Outro: M. Bison does his Psycho Punisher in his victory cutscene; He lifts his opponent by his/her head and s
Injustice Guest Fighter: SpawnReal Name: Al SimmonsInjustice Guest Fighter: Spawn2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Eyes: Green (originally brown)
Hair: None (originally black)
Debut: Malibu Sun #13 (1992)
Voice: Khary Payton
Al Simmons was a mercenary and assassin who was then murdered by his fellow employers as well as former ally Chape. Due to his soul being tainted by his life as a brutal assassin, he went to Hell where he sold his soul to Malebolgia and turned into a hellspawn without any memories of his past. Simmons wanted to see his wife again, only to find out that she is newly married, thus putting him into sorrow. Al Simmons, now known as Spawn, has a purpose in the fight against both forces of Heaven and Hell.
*Superhuman strength and speed
*Necroplasmic energy blasts
*Intro: Spawn arrives via green flames, covering himself with h
Sequel Fluff!"Huuugh?" Rosa called out loudly, taking a few steps into the room as she held onto the door handle tightly; trying to forget about how cold the hallway was. She didn't understand why the pokémon centre made the hallways leading to the many rooms so cold all year round, to her it seemed rather stupid.Sequel Fluff!2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hugh? You here?" Nope. There was no sign of the blunette trainer in the room. Mentally groaning in frustration, the female brunette wiped her feet on the mat and closed the door rather harshly behind her, causing the fragile table to shake from the force.
"Hello?" Rosa took off her shoes, leaving them beside the table that had now stopped shaking, before starting to walk into the centre of the small apartment.
Still no sign of him.
The floorboards creaked as the female started to pace the room with her hand resting on her chin in an almost thinking position. The walls were slightly faded and the carpet rug sitting underneath the three-seated sofa was frayed at the edges nearest th
Twenty FiveWARNINGS: L/Light shonen-ai, spoilers for up to Chapter 58/Episode 25Twenty Five7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
At first, he tries to keep track of the days by use of the clock on the wall of his cell, thinking that if only he knew how long hed been imprisoned here, hed be able to maintain control somehow; L must have sensed this strategy, because after eight days the clock is removed; it is a senseless move, and Light cant help but see it as yet another subtle means of insulting him: to withhold this information purely for the sake of seeing him powerless.
The texture of Ls clothes, the layers of shadow beneath his eyes, the way his shoulders angle when he stands and sits, even the scent of his hair and the taste of his mouth, all these are things Light knows well- but it is not enough; he wants to slide into the detectives head, sit in his mind, dissect him slowly from the inside out, until all his mysteries lie open and tender on the floor around his feet.
Linchpin: Chapter NineteenLinchpin: Chapter Nineteen4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter Nineteen: Quicksand
For a Monday morning, the hospitals were swarming with the wounded. Less than ten hours after the quake, as the sun was just beginning to rise, initial reports were already being broadcasted nationwide. Dozens dead, hundreds injured and many more unaccounted for.
Every off duty officer, nurse, doctor, and medic had been called in. The army was already making its presence known, and the members of the Justice League were seen helping throughout the earthquake ravaged Gotham City.
Yet one emerald clad hero stood on the roof top overlooking the organized chaos that was Gotham City General Hospital.
"Any sign of him?"
Artemis dropped the binoculars from her face and turned as the older boy approached her. She blinked and looked back at the building below, shaking her head when Roy stopped beside her. "Wally's checking out the hospital across town."
"You're supposed to be helping with search and rescue."
"So are you."
"So I am."
Silence fell arou
Nipponophilia ((ReaderXJapan...?)NipponophiliaNipponophilia ((ReaderXJapan...?)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Nipponophilia – The love of Japan and/or Japanese people.
Kiku looked around warily, knowing that a certain (h/c) beauty was following him. You were a recently admitted nation to World Academy W, and you had grown an almost instant attachment towards your upperclassmen in particular, Kiku Honda; constantly you followed him around and recently he began to notice that several of his pillows and…other things were beginning to go missing.
Stopping at a corner, he looked both ways to make sure you weren’t coming down the hallways before continuing his walk towards his dorm room. It wasn’t that Kiku didn’t like you, on the contrary you were rather helpful whenever you had the time to be, it was just that you somewhat scared him. You somewhat reminded him of that girl who was stalking Ivan but was later found at the b
Injustice Guest Fighter: The RakeName: The RakeInjustice Guest Fighter: The Rake2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Debut: 4chan (2005)
Voice: N/A (speaks only in growls and snarls)
Appears as a grey-colored, skin-and-bones wolf man without any hair on him and has very long claws.
The Rake is a horrifying and aggressive monster with a humanoid structure, yet moves like a wild dog. Little is known about the beastial entity other than that it has been sighted by eyewitnesses that are then lost. Human encounters ranged from the 12th century to the present, each of which detailed everything about the creature. It is described as a doglike monster with long, razor-sharp claws and it attacks human beings.
*Intro: A black-and-purple portal appears in the battlefield and out jumps The Rake. The Rake snarls at the opponent.
Injustice Guest Fighter: Captain AmericaReal Name: Steven "Steve" RogersInjustice Guest Fighter: Captain America2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Debut: Captain America Comics #1 (1941)
Voice: Roger Craig Smith
His cinematic Avengers look
Captain America is considered the First Avenger. Captain America, real name Steve Rogers, was a recipient of the Super Soldier Serum that made him into a stronger, faster soldier. His patriotic heart as well as his unparalleled sense of justice makes him one of the most respected superheroes today. He is a long-time leader of The Avegeners, a superhero team dedicated to protecting the world from harm.
*Peak of human physical condition
*Excellence as field commander
*Holder of the vibraniam-steel alloy shield which has hyperkinetic senses
*Intro: There'a a shot of the S.H.I.E.L.D. carrier in the sky and Captain America