Angry Birds"JASON!"Angry Birds3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jason recognized that his name was called but blatantly ignored it, involved in repairing his motorcycle.
He gripped the wrench in his hand stronger and jerked a bolt extra tight to let out his annoyance, mumbling, "Tim..."
"JAYJAY?! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS BEING REQUESTED!"
He looked up from his spot kneeling in front of one of the tires. He huffed as he threw his wrench aside into a toolbox and wiped the grease off with a handkerchief, "What do you want, baby bird?"
"DAMIAN'S SMOTHERING COLIN WITH HIS PELICAN!"
He wiped the back of his still oily hand on his forehead, "Again?"
"HURRY PLEA--- AAAGH DAMIAN, MY LEG IS NOT FOR TEETHING!"
Rubbing his temple with his fingers, he walked at his leisurely own pace down the hall, despite Tim's desperate cries echoing down the halls. He finally located where the shouting was coming from and creaked the door open with one hand to peek in.
All three of the young boys were engaged in a frenzied dog pile. Tim was on the bottom, looki
Hetalia Vs. SlenderWhat happens when a nation meet with Slender Man?(Axis Power and Allied Forces)Hetalia Vs. Slender2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Italy-He drew a face on Slender Man and gave him a plate of pasta.
Germany-He made Slender Man ran ten laps...around the forest.
Japan-He took out his camera and took a photo of Slender Man.Turns out Slender Man is pretty photogenic,Slender Man then decided to stop haunting the forest and became Trender man.
America-His laugher greatly annoyed Slender Man,so he was chased out of the forest.
England-Slender Man took his Unicorn.He was so sad he drank too much alcohol,but he managed to get his Unicorn back while being drunk.
France-He censored Slender Man,after that he censored England and everyone else.
China-He built a China Town in the forest.Slender Man was unamused.
Russia-He cursed Slender Man and hit it with his faucet.Slender Man fainted.
Canada-He stood still with fear,but Slender Man mistaken him as a tree and left.In the end,Canada collected all 8 notes
England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)The bushy-eye browed Englishman picked up the phone. "Hello, Alfred. May I help you?"England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"YEAH DUDE!" The obnoxious personification of the country of America shouted in his usual loud tone. "I WANT YOU TO COME OVER! ME AND CANADANADANADANA ARE GOING TO GO OUT INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT AND SEARCH FOR SLENDY! I WANNA HAVE YOU AND FRANCY PANTS TO COME WITH US."
"I don't really want to "
"ARTIE! DUDE! YOU LIKE, TOTALLY NEED TO GO! IT WILL SUCK BALLS WITHOUT YOU!" Alfred exclaimed to the personification of England, Arthur Kirkland.
He sighed. "Fine. I'll come."
America shouted into the phone again. "OH YEAH. I FORGOT! WE ARE INVITING (Country Name) TOO!" England waited for him to continue, but he already heard the dial tone, which meant he had hung up.
"(F/N)?" He thought, and then sighed. Arthur Kirkland, the blonde haired, bushy eye browed, English gentleman had a huge crush on said girl. She had beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair, and (e/c) eyes that appeared to glow to such a degree, he thinks h
HetaOni (With Reader)A mochi bounced down the hall as fast as its round, fat body could allow. It saw the door, just to its left. Complete and utter delight filled its being. All it could do was keep hopping to its only opening for freedom. The mochi turns around quickly, panting in terror, but it sees nothing. It made a sharp turn and jumped at the doorknob, grabbing it with its mouth. In an instant joy faded and terror flooded into its place like the walls of a dam breaking. When it turned the knob, the door wouldn't open. Panic level rising to its highest, the mochi rattled the knob again. There were tears welling up in its eyes. It had come so far already and now this was the end. It knew it wouldn't escape, but that did not mean it was not going to try and run. The mochi tried the knob again. It was stubbornly locked from the outside. It freezes and glances around for a moment, but again, nothing comes at it.HetaOni (With Reader)2 years ago in Horror More Like This
The mochi was backed into a wall and a solidly locked door. As it backs away from
DenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHESDenmark x ReaderDenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHES2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mathias Declassified School Survival Guide
In a high school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Mathias Kohler (that's me) and my two best friends, Alfred Jones and ______ ______ try to do the impossible—create a guide that will help you through high school: Mathias' Declassified School Survival Guide…your results may vary.
Today's Tip: CRUSHES
"Hey ______!" Mathias beamed as soon as he saw you and Alfred walk up. You two had just finished a huge test in Economics and to be honest, were quite worn out.
"Hey Mat." You practically sighed. Mathias quirked an eyebrow to your distasteful greeting and asked, "What's with the bland 'hello'?"
"Dude, we just took a super hard test…and it's ONLY first period." Alfred whined. You grunted in agreement as the three of you began to walk to your lockers. (Which were conveniently placed next to each other.)
Mathias, still worried, waited for you and Alfred to finish up with complaining about
A Best FriendA good friend will be there for you when you cry.A Best Friend1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
A best friend will be there crying with you.
A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.
A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.
A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.
A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.
A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.
A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.
A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them
Death Note Online Chat (Ouran Host Club Invasion)Death Note Online Chat (Ouran Host Club Invasion)2 years ago in Humor More Like This
(A/N: This is a collaboration of both the mangas Death Note and Ouran High School Host Club.)
Ouran High School Host Club:
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PrinceCharming: Hello and welcome to the Ouran High School Host Club's Online Chat Room!
Strawberry101: Um wait, what are you talking about? This isn't Ouran High School Host Club, this is Death Note...
PrinceCharming: Er...it is? I'm confused :/
Sensible21: Oh, we must be in their
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 1Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Super Duper High School Artist
You sure were proud of the title you were given. Top of your category, hardest working, and yet you had the displeasure of being selected to go to Hope's Peak Academy. Thing was, you thought it was the most perfect thing in the world, considering you were picked to be in the first batch of students to go, so you had no idea what was in store for you.
But of course, your sister got an invite as well. She being the Super Duper High School Gardener and all, just a year older than you. Your sister got on your nerves, but maybe it was because of the fact that you usually had a thing against people like her.
Right now, you were packing your backpack with some necessities, which included about half your house.
“Outfits, check.. Hairbrush, toothbrush, backup toothbrush in case someone uses the first one, backup backup toothbrush in case someone uses my backup... Check! Books for when I get bored, a few sketchbooks, pencils, charcoal, Prismaco
Death Note Online Chat (Black Butler)Death Note Online Chat (Black Butler)2 years ago in Humor More Like This
DesiredSoul#1: Ciel Phantomhive
BlondeBeauty: Alois Trancy
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Strawberry101: Hello there. Who are you?
DesiredSoul#1: Sebastian, I thought you said that if we used these new devices called "Computers" we'd be able to talk to each other alone. Why are these people here?
1HellofaButler: So sorry my Lord, I could have sworn this was to be a private chat.
DesiredSoul#1: I'm disappointed.
1HellofaButler: You may punish me in any way that you'd like.
DesiredSoul#1: *sighs* Why bother, you're a demon after all. It's not like you can sustain a
Sucked into a game :Minecraft Hetalia x ReaderSucked into a game: Minecraft!Sucked into a game :Minecraft Hetalia x Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hetalia X reader
It was just an ordinary summer day, staying home and playing minecraft.
You didn't really plan to do anything else though.You couldn't think of a name for your world..
"hmmmm..." you thought for a while "I'll just name it something random!"
you type in the name for your world "Romatinian Panda..seems legit."
You giggle to yourelf when your friend calls "Hello?"You answer "Hey!"
Your friend says back "You should come to my house so we can hang out!" your friend says
you say"I'll try to!" "ok then Bye!" you hang up and start to walk out the door when
you hear someone chanting something. You shrug it off and open your door when theres a flash of
light and you are being sucked into your computer. You grab your doornob terrifed "WHAT THE HE-"
You are cut off and sucked into your computer...into Minecraft.
You can't belive what just happened "Im...Im dreaming...r-right?"you ask yourself
you pinch yourself "Ow... well ive went insane
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 2Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
For the past few minutes, your school mates were already investigating the gym. Sakura and Asahina checked out the metal plates on the walls. Katrina was hanging out somewhere off below the two, waiting for them to get done.
While they were doing that, you were staring in awe at your student handbook device. It was the only electronic thing you had for now, which immediately intrigued you to no ends. That is, until you got bored of scrolling through the same things over and over.
You slid the device in to your hoodie pocket and climbed on to the stage to check out the podium with Corn Hair and Cool Redhead.
“Damn it,” Corn Hair cursed, giving a mindless kick to the podium.
You stepped forward and wrapped your arms around what you could of the podium, trying to lift it but only succeeding in slipping and falling on your ass. A string of curses flew out of your mouth in grumbles as you got up and brushed off your skinny jeans.
“Oh well, let's go search around this place
EusineEusine3 years ago in Horror More Like This
"In other news, the ecstatic scientist Eusine has not been seen. He is believed to have gone missing recently. The last person in contact with him was a trainer who said she didn't know anything about what happened"
I knew all too well what happened, but it's not like I would ever admit to it.
Suicune was rightfully mine. Eusine couldn't accept that fact- and so he had to go.
I wasn't going to stand it any longer. Following me wherever I went, appearing so suddenly when Suicune was near.
It was unnatural.
He even had the gall to treat me as a friend.
The guy was a psycho- obsessed over a Pokémon.
Suicune chose me, and rightfully so.
Hell the thing probably wanted Eusine to stop following it like a lost puppy.
I smiled at the master ball in my hand- Suicune was mine, and only mine.
Anyone who touched my Pokémon would regret it.
I smirked, remembering the night. I had met Eusine on that little strip of land where couples meet- I can't remember the name of it for the
Lucky Hetalia Host Club Ch 1 USAXReaderXUKLucky Hetalia Host Club Ch 1 USAXReaderXUK2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Okay listen up here, Lucky's!" Elizabeta said as she banged the chalkboard with her hand two times. (This is a tradition in your club for getting attention, proving attitude, or fangirling; banging a chalk board with your hand.) All members of the Lucky Star Club looked up at Elizabeta. Lili (Liechtenstein), Bela (Belgium), Mei (Taiwan), Jeanette (Monaco), Natalia (Belarus), Katyusha (Ukraine), Victoria (Seychelles), Elizabeta (Hungary), and you were all apart of the Lucky Start Club at World W Academy. Here in this club you girls talked about anime and you were the ones who organized all dances and events due to their not being any student council at the school. You girls were basically the idols of World W. Academy.
"Today we have been notified of some gossip that was going on around lunch of a couple of boys wanting to make a Host Club." Elizabeta started off. Gasps emitted from a few of you. A Host Club? Who would even make one? Who was leading this? How did they get the idea of m
The True Meaning of YandereI keep up this cheerful facadeThe True Meaning of Yandere5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I smile and laugh whenever you want me to
I act cute, and always have a smile on my face
You say you'll always love me
And want to know how I really feel
I know that you're lying
You won't love me if I'm any other way than this
So I fake it
When I do show you my true self
You recoil from me and sigh and scoff
You say things like
"Why are you acting this way?
Snap out of it
It's so tiresome when you're like this"
And never do you realize
that these are those real emotions you wanted to see
Because you are blinded to
and refuse to look at
the broken, crumpled, shattered beast in the corner
And never once do you realize or think
That the hurt, crying, brokenhearted, horrid thing that you hate
Is the real me!
BetrayalIn her hands there is a knifeBetrayal5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In her heart there is revenge
In her tears there is sorrow
In her eyes there is betrayal
Make You Into Soup(Parody of Get Away With Murder)I'm gonna break your wood and maek you into soup (Hey hey hey)Make You Into Soup(Parody of Get Away With Murder)2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You should've known from the start that the barrels won't take over(Hey hey hey)
I can't control myself - I feel like someone else
I'm gonna break your barrel and make you into soup (Hey hey hey)
There's a barrel inside my bed
And Pewdiepie is fucking dead
I will kill you!
Let me make you into soup
Can you feel me cutting up your neck?
You're just a perfect little barrel wreck
But I hate you
Enough to bake you - eat you now
I'm gonna break your wood and make you into soup (Hey hey hey)
You should've known from the start that the barrels won't take over (Hey hey hey)
I can't control myself - I feel like someone else
I'm gonna break your barrel and make you into soup(Hey hey hey)
There's a bro inside my head
It feels like a part of you is dead
I should save you
But I want to watch you burn
There is nothing you could say or do
Words mean nothing when your barrel's are blue
I love you
Now that you're six feet under spices
PKMN: Beyond Days..Childish..PKMN: Beyond Days4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Green drew his lips back in a sneer.
"What, not gonna stick around? Too scared of when I'm going to knock you off your throne, Champion? Go ahead, see if anyone misses you. Sheesh. With the amount of talking you do, I bet no one'll even notice you're gone, freak!"
Red blinked at him, glassy, emotionless eyes scanning him over. The Pikachu on his shoulder gave him a harsh glare, but Red, as usual, said nothing, turning to leave.
"You're going to get yourself killed, Red!" Green called after him with a slight laugh, "and when you do, I'll be laughing at your funeral and be the first to go up to your grave and tell you I told you so! I pity anyone who misses you! You had it coming, and the only one who doesn't see that is you! I thought you were dead when I left you back at Silph Co., but you got lucky! Smell ya when you're in a casket, loser!"
He was still laughing when he could no longer see Red, and he turned back, Eevee behind him, to go back to Viridian, gl
I Was FROZEN todayI Was FROZEN today5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Batman & Robin
The dynamic duo are in the Batcave after a failed attempt at subduing Mr Freeze:
Bruce: You just had to rush in on Freeze, did you?
Dick: Hey, I could have gotten him if you'd just let me!
Bruce: Dick, remember what I told you about teamwork.
Dick: You mean, your old tricks? I could still take on Freeze if you hadn't gotten in the way!
Bruce: Well, what do you know?! I've rounded up more criminals than you ever did!
Dick: I was FROZEN today!!!
After a moment of awkward silence, Bruce quietly leaves Dick alone to warm himself up with a warm towel and a basin of warm water.
Transformers (2007 film)
Megatron meets up with his second-in-command Starscream after being thawed and escaping the Hoover Dam.
Megatron: You failed me yet again, Starscream.
Starscream: But Megatron, I -
Megatron: I was FROZEN today!!!
Starscream is dumbstruck and can't think of a comeback for his superio
Life and a LadyLife and a LadyLife and a Lady1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
A little girl,
With pastel stains on her cheeks
I remember so vaguely
But she walked home that day
With a star in her hands
And chocolate milk on her mind
A little lady,
With confetti littered in her cheeks
I remember, though barely
But she walked home that day
With a medal in her hands
And the promised computer in mind
A teenage girl,
With tears on her cheeks
I remember somewhat clearly
But she walked home that day
With a toga in hand
And college in her mind
A grown-up lady,
With make-up on her cheeks
I remember lucidly
And she walked home that day
With a diploma in hand
And success in her mind
With blush on her cheeks
I remember so vividly
And she walked home that day
With a ring in her hand
And a man in her mind
With bloom on her cheeks
I’ll remember infinitely
Walked to a new home that day
With a hand in her hand
And eternity in her mind
With small hands on her cheeks
I’ll remember joyfully
And she walked home that day
Kagamine Len x Reader: Download Me!As normal, you were sitting in your bedroom on a late Saturday night. Nothing good was on your small TV from the 1990's that only got cable and could only play VCR tapes, and your Gamecube just broke so you couldn't play Super Smash Bros Melee. You walked over to your desk and turned on your computer, opening up to your homescreen with a picture of the Vocaloids on it. Your favorite Vocaloid in the world was Kagamine Len, and no one could change that. Opening up the Internet, you went onto Deviantart to check your messages, because you haven't checked on them in such a long time. Looking through all of the deviantations, one had a picture of Kagamine Len with a sign above his head saying, 'Download Me!' Immedately, you clicked on it without thinking twice and downloaded it. Suddenly, your computer glitched and crashed. Sighing, you just walk over to your bed, crawl under your covers and drift off to sleep.Kagamine Len x Reader: Download Me!2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Good Morning!" says a voice in a melodic tone. You sit up and see
RedxGreen: FlutterRedxGreen: Flutter4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Play for me."
Green blinked, frowning a little and nudging Red over to look at him. Red's smile only widened, and then he laughed, tugging Green closer to nuzzle his hair. "C'mon, Green, don't look at me like you're confused. I said play for me."
He laughed as well, then rolled his eyes in mock annoyance, burying his face in Red's shoulder. "...But I'm comfortable," he whispered against Red's skin.
It wasn't a lie; spending a lazy afternoon with Red curled up into him like an extra blanket had to be the single most comfortable position he could be in.
He felt a sharp finger poke his side, and then Red's weight shifted off of him. He blinked again just before Red leaned in to steal a quick kiss. "Play for me."
He opened his mouth to reply, but Red was already pushing the covers off himself, letting Green enjoy the somewhat rare experience of seeing Red naked for all of about six seconds before the Champion was tugging his clothes on. Green sighed to himself, sheepishly scratching his h
I can't write poetry for dead girls.there are tooI can't write poetry for dead girls.10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
many pills in this
world and too
much misery in
the human heart
but that didn't mean
that you could just
up and leave when
we both know it
could have gotten better
and i miss you like
a wolf misses her pack
or a goddamn dragon misses
her fire and i'm sorry
that i can't give you
a bouquet of jasmines
(they were your
favorite, after all,
because that was
the only princess
with a pet tiger)
because poppies are
too cliche and i'm
sorry i wasn't there
when all you needed
was a hug and for someone
to whisper "it's okay,
you're perfect enough
for me, don't listen
to that junkie bitch
who just happened to
give birth to you" and did
you know that i'm still waiting
for a reply to that one
email about the world's
best puns because fuck,
there's a stubborn part
of me that still refuses to
believe that you're gone.
Mistletoe - America.Mistletoe - America.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
...in the Kitchen?
"Oh great. A Kitchen. Juust what I needed." (name) mumbled, getting up from the ground. Everyone was scattered throughout the house. Suddenly there was music playing. You looked to where it was coming from. "Last...Christmas?" You asked. you walked up to the Music box and swayed to the music.
You loved that song. You used to play it all the time. Well, there was another song that you loved, but this was your absolute favourite. Then the music stopped. You closed the cover and cut your finger at the edge. You let out a small noise of Pain. "Ow..." You mumbled. Looking around for a first aid kit, you searched the whole Kitchen.
You didn't find anything but food, but at least there were some tissues to stem the wound. "Argh...Stupid Alfred. Dragging me into this." You pouted, wiping away the blood on the box.
"Aww, I even put so much effort into bringing you here!"
You turned around to find Alfred standing a few feet away from you. A small smile fixed on his face. "Well
The Greatest Fic EverOne day, the Roarschack was walking randomly down the street when this random stranger jumped out in front of him and said, "Walter, i am a mysterious girl from your past who has now grown up into a beautiful young woman and i am secretly a vigilante and we need to be together because we're both vigilantes and we're both liek rlly messed up and we complete each other in our mutual messed-uppedness."The Greatest Fic Ever5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Rrrraaaarlllll," said the Roarschack.
Hideously rejected, the mysterious and bootiful young woman then went to hogwhutz.
"Pruffesser Snope," she said, "I am Voldermort's secret daughter that no one knew about and also Harry Potter's dark twin cousin. I can speak parsell tung and potions is my favorite class, we are compatible so won't you love me because I had an abused childhood where Voldemort killed my mom and because I'm technically not a legal adult and long flowing hair and green eyes which is mysteriously like someone else you knew and oh hey this is hogwhutz, a magical place