Angry Birds"JASON!"Angry Birds4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jason recognized that his name was called but blatantly ignored it, involved in repairing his motorcycle.
He gripped the wrench in his hand stronger and jerked a bolt extra tight to let out his annoyance, mumbling, "Tim..."
"JAYJAY?! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS BEING REQUESTED!"
He looked up from his spot kneeling in front of one of the tires. He huffed as he threw his wrench aside into a toolbox and wiped the grease off with a handkerchief, "What do you want, baby bird?"
"DAMIAN'S SMOTHERING COLIN WITH HIS PELICAN!"
He wiped the back of his still oily hand on his forehead, "Again?"
"HURRY PLEA--- AAAGH DAMIAN, MY LEG IS NOT FOR TEETHING!"
Rubbing his temple with his fingers, he walked at his leisurely own pace down the hall, despite Tim's desperate cries echoing down the halls. He finally located where the shouting was coming from and creaked the door open with one hand to peek in.
All three of the young boys were engaged in a frenzied dog pile. Tim was on the bottom, looki
HetaOni (With Reader)A mochi bounced down the hall as fast as its round, fat body could allow. It saw the door, just to its left. Complete and utter delight filled its being. All it could do was keep hopping to its only opening for freedom. The mochi turns around quickly, panting in terror, but it sees nothing. It made a sharp turn and jumped at the doorknob, grabbing it with its mouth. In an instant joy faded and terror flooded into its place like the walls of a dam breaking. When it turned the knob, the door wouldn't open. Panic level rising to its highest, the mochi rattled the knob again. There were tears welling up in its eyes. It had come so far already and now this was the end. It knew it wouldn't escape, but that did not mean it was not going to try and run. The mochi tried the knob again. It was stubbornly locked from the outside. It freezes and glances around for a moment, but again, nothing comes at it.HetaOni (With Reader)3 years ago in Horror More Like This
The mochi was backed into a wall and a solidly locked door. As it backs away from
England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)The bushy-eye browed Englishman picked up the phone. "Hello, Alfred. May I help you?"England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"YEAH DUDE!" The obnoxious personification of the country of America shouted in his usual loud tone. "I WANT YOU TO COME OVER! ME AND CANADANADANADANA ARE GOING TO GO OUT INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT AND SEARCH FOR SLENDY! I WANNA HAVE YOU AND FRANCY PANTS TO COME WITH US."
"I don't really want to "
"ARTIE! DUDE! YOU LIKE, TOTALLY NEED TO GO! IT WILL SUCK BALLS WITHOUT YOU!" Alfred exclaimed to the personification of England, Arthur Kirkland.
He sighed. "Fine. I'll come."
America shouted into the phone again. "OH YEAH. I FORGOT! WE ARE INVITING (Country Name) TOO!" England waited for him to continue, but he already heard the dial tone, which meant he had hung up.
"(F/N)?" He thought, and then sighed. Arthur Kirkland, the blonde haired, bushy eye browed, English gentleman had a huge crush on said girl. She had beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair, and (e/c) eyes that appeared to glow to such a degree, he thinks h
Hetalia Vs. SlenderWhat happens when a nation meet with Slender Man?(Axis Power and Allied Forces)Hetalia Vs. Slender3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Italy-He drew a face on Slender Man and gave him a plate of pasta.
Germany-He made Slender Man ran ten laps...around the forest.
Japan-He took out his camera and took a photo of Slender Man.Turns out Slender Man is pretty photogenic,Slender Man then decided to stop haunting the forest and became Trender man.
America-His laugher greatly annoyed Slender Man,so he was chased out of the forest.
England-Slender Man took his Unicorn.He was so sad he drank too much alcohol,but he managed to get his Unicorn back while being drunk.
France-He censored Slender Man,after that he censored England and everyone else.
China-He built a China Town in the forest.Slender Man was unamused.
Russia-He cursed Slender Man and hit it with his faucet.Slender Man fainted.
Canada-He stood still with fear,but Slender Man mistaken him as a tree and left.In the end,Canada collected all 8 notes
DenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHESDenmark x ReaderDenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHES3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mathias Declassified School Survival Guide
In a high school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Mathias Kohler (that's me) and my two best friends, Alfred Jones and ______ ______ try to do the impossible—create a guide that will help you through high school: Mathias' Declassified School Survival Guide…your results may vary.
Today's Tip: CRUSHES
"Hey ______!" Mathias beamed as soon as he saw you and Alfred walk up. You two had just finished a huge test in Economics and to be honest, were quite worn out.
"Hey Mat." You practically sighed. Mathias quirked an eyebrow to your distasteful greeting and asked, "What's with the bland 'hello'?"
"Dude, we just took a super hard test…and it's ONLY first period." Alfred whined. You grunted in agreement as the three of you began to walk to your lockers. (Which were conveniently placed next to each other.)
Mathias, still worried, waited for you and Alfred to finish up with complaining about
Regular Crack Chapter 18~18th crack pairing: Mordecai and Muscle Man's Mom~Regular Crack Chapter 184 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby had gotten one of the easiest jobs at the park today: raking the leaves.
Well, it's easy for almost everyone..
"Ugh, man, it's too hot to be raking leaves." Rigby whined, glaring at his rake.
"C'mon, Rigby, let's just get it over with." Mordecai replied, oh-so optimistically. "Besides, atleast it's not as bad as the snack bar."
"Ah, don't remind me of that. I'm still glad I was right about the whole thing, huh dude? Mordecai?" He looked up to see his friend was staring off into space again.
Mordecai's eyes were beaming, pointing towards a medium sized woman with a green complexion and glossy brown hair.
"....Dude, she's so....stunning."
"Agh, not another chick!" Rigby hated that lovesick part of Mordecai. He saw that he was still in some sort of trance and shook him. "Dude, did you forget about 'Maaargaret'?"
Mordecai' dreamily smiled. "But duuude, this chick is just soo....wow..ah, she's coming this w
A Best FriendA good friend will be there for you when you cry.A Best Friend2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
A best friend will be there crying with you.
A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.
A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.
A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.
A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.
A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.
A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.
A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them
I Was FROZEN todayI Was FROZEN today6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Batman & Robin
The dynamic duo are in the Batcave after a failed attempt at subduing Mr Freeze:
Bruce: You just had to rush in on Freeze, did you?
Dick: Hey, I could have gotten him if you'd just let me!
Bruce: Dick, remember what I told you about teamwork.
Dick: You mean, your old tricks? I could still take on Freeze if you hadn't gotten in the way!
Bruce: Well, what do you know?! I've rounded up more criminals than you ever did!
Dick: I was FROZEN today!!!
After a moment of awkward silence, Bruce quietly leaves Dick alone to warm himself up with a warm towel and a basin of warm water.
Transformers (2007 film)
Megatron meets up with his second-in-command Starscream after being thawed and escaping the Hoover Dam.
Megatron: You failed me yet again, Starscream.
Starscream: But Megatron, I -
Megatron: I was FROZEN today!!!
Starscream is dumbstruck and can't think of a comeback for his superio
Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia) "_______, are you ready yet?" Your boyfriend, Matsuda Touta, called up to you. You had been going out with the tall Japanese man for exactly one year now. He had shoulder-length black hair and deep brown eyes. He could be a bit of a goof sometimes, but that was why you loved him; he wasn't overly serious, like some guys.Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" You yell back, practically flying down the stairs. Matsuda catches you as you trip down the last few steps, preventing you from sustaining any injuries-for now. You were an extremely accident-prone person, and the fact that you were wearing silver, three-inch high heels didn't help at all. The bottom of your deep green dress swished around your knees. "Thanks, Matsu." You say, using your nickname for him. He chuckles and kisses your forehead lightly, then takes your hand and leads you out to his light blue Mitsubishi. He was wearing a black suit, with a white dress shirt and silver tie.
You arrive fairly quickl
I Love YouI love youI Love You3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Like birds love to fly
Like fish love to swim
Like children love to dream
I love you
More than words can say
More than pictures can show
More than you know
I love you
And I want you to know
So on this day
I will tell you
I love you
Sucked into a game :Minecraft Hetalia x ReaderSucked into a game: Minecraft!Sucked into a game :Minecraft Hetalia x Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hetalia X reader
It was just an ordinary summer day, staying home and playing minecraft.
You didn't really plan to do anything else though.You couldn't think of a name for your world..
"hmmmm..." you thought for a while "I'll just name it something random!"
you type in the name for your world "Romatinian Panda..seems legit."
You giggle to yourelf when your friend calls "Hello?"You answer "Hey!"
Your friend says back "You should come to my house so we can hang out!" your friend says
you say"I'll try to!" "ok then Bye!" you hang up and start to walk out the door when
you hear someone chanting something. You shrug it off and open your door when theres a flash of
light and you are being sucked into your computer. You grab your doornob terrifed "WHAT THE HE-"
You are cut off and sucked into your computer...into Minecraft.
You can't belive what just happened "Im...Im dreaming...r-right?"you ask yourself
you pinch yourself "Ow... well ive went insane
FireThe fire rises from the pit,Fire3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My cry echoes from the deep,
How will this be the way?
When all I see is an endless abyss?
I call out and cry your name,
But all I feel is fear and regret,
I should have held your hand,
But all you did was turn me in.
I cry out as I watch the flame,
Rising higher and higher,
Closer to my end.
I whisper now to a god I knew,
Praying for salvation,
But all I know is that you left me,
Dangling me by a thread of love,
That was barely there in your heart.
The fires burn as they touch my feet,
All I can do is cry,
As the fires of the abyss consume me
SensesI am happySenses3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can't you see?
My mind seems to have nothing but the simple thoughts of you in them
~Wondering if you are okay-wounder if you would like this.
My nose takes the scent of you, as you walk past me each and every time
~Giving a friendly smiles as you do this~
My eyes just seemed to be glued to you, drawn into your brown eyes
~Taking in your features- almost drawing my own mental picture of you~
My lips speak nothing but you
~"How are you today?"~
My hand touches you and gives me butterflies and a deep sense of warmth
Can't you see.
That you are almost all of me already.
Darkest before Dawn: Part 7 [Quicksilver X Reader]Night had fallen by the time you reached the village making it even harder to see through the mist.Darkest before Dawn: Part 7 [Quicksilver X Reader]11 months ago in Romance More Like This
“This is going to be a breeze,” Peter murmured grinning at you. You nodded back.
“Your time starts now,” Hank clicked on the stop watch. Simultaneously the door of the jet opened and the two of you were off.
There was a massive surge of mutants during the last few days and not less than twenty six new mutants were detected. Charles thought that it would be a good exposure experience for some of the older students to recruit some of the new mutants into the school. So one day, the students walked into the dining hall for breakfast to find a huge bowl with lots of paper. Everyone started to talk at the same time and jostle each other to get closer to the bowl. Logan cleared his throat effectively silencing the entire room.
“So here’s how it goes. I will pick out two sets of two names. The two teams will recruit a new mutant each. Fastest ti
PKMN: Beyond Days..Childish..PKMN: Beyond Days5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Green drew his lips back in a sneer.
"What, not gonna stick around? Too scared of when I'm going to knock you off your throne, Champion? Go ahead, see if anyone misses you. Sheesh. With the amount of talking you do, I bet no one'll even notice you're gone, freak!"
Red blinked at him, glassy, emotionless eyes scanning him over. The Pikachu on his shoulder gave him a harsh glare, but Red, as usual, said nothing, turning to leave.
"You're going to get yourself killed, Red!" Green called after him with a slight laugh, "and when you do, I'll be laughing at your funeral and be the first to go up to your grave and tell you I told you so! I pity anyone who misses you! You had it coming, and the only one who doesn't see that is you! I thought you were dead when I left you back at Silph Co., but you got lucky! Smell ya when you're in a casket, loser!"
He was still laughing when he could no longer see Red, and he turned back, Eevee behind him, to go back to Viridian, gl
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 1Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Super Duper High School Artist
You sure were proud of the title you were given. Top of your category, hardest working, and yet you had the displeasure of being selected to go to Hope's Peak Academy. Thing was, you thought it was the most perfect thing in the world, considering you were picked to be in the first batch of students to go, so you had no idea what was in store for you.
But of course, your sister got an invite as well. She being the Super Duper High School Gardener and all, just a year older than you. Your sister got on your nerves, but maybe it was because of the fact that you usually had a thing against people like her.
Right now, you were packing your backpack with some necessities, which included about half your house.
“Outfits, check.. Hairbrush, toothbrush, backup toothbrush in case someone uses the first one, backup backup toothbrush in case someone uses my backup... Check! Books for when I get bored, a few sketchbooks, pencils, charcoal, Prismaco
Kagamine Len x Reader: Download Me!As normal, you were sitting in your bedroom on a late Saturday night. Nothing good was on your small TV from the 1990's that only got cable and could only play VCR tapes, and your Gamecube just broke so you couldn't play Super Smash Bros Melee. You walked over to your desk and turned on your computer, opening up to your homescreen with a picture of the Vocaloids on it. Your favorite Vocaloid in the world was Kagamine Len, and no one could change that. Opening up the Internet, you went onto Deviantart to check your messages, because you haven't checked on them in such a long time. Looking through all of the deviantations, one had a picture of Kagamine Len with a sign above his head saying, 'Download Me!' Immedately, you clicked on it without thinking twice and downloaded it. Suddenly, your computer glitched and crashed. Sighing, you just walk over to your bed, crawl under your covers and drift off to sleep.Kagamine Len x Reader: Download Me!3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Good Morning!" says a voice in a melodic tone. You sit up and see
BetrayalIn her hands there is a knifeBetrayal5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In her heart there is revenge
In her tears there is sorrow
In her eyes there is betrayal
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 2Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
For the past few minutes, your school mates were already investigating the gym. Sakura and Asahina checked out the metal plates on the walls. Katrina was hanging out somewhere off below the two, waiting for them to get done.
While they were doing that, you were staring in awe at your student handbook device. It was the only electronic thing you had for now, which immediately intrigued you to no ends. That is, until you got bored of scrolling through the same things over and over.
You slid the device in to your hoodie pocket and climbed on to the stage to check out the podium with Corn Hair and Cool Redhead.
“Damn it,” Corn Hair cursed, giving a mindless kick to the podium.
You stepped forward and wrapped your arms around what you could of the podium, trying to lift it but only succeeding in slipping and falling on your ass. A string of curses flew out of your mouth in grumbles as you got up and brushed off your skinny jeans.
“Oh well, let's go search around this place
Quote WatchmenQuote Watchmen6 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
"Do it? Dan, I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I activated it 35 minute minutes ago"
"An intractable problem can only be resolved by stepping beyond conventional solutions"
"I saved earth from hell. Next, I'll help her towards utopia. It is as Rameses said: 'Canaan is devastated, Ashkellon is fallen, Gezer is ruined, Venoam is reduced to nothing"
"I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one"
"A world at peace. There had to be sacrifice"
"It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems"
The Comedian/Edward Blake
"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense"
"Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
.::Worth It::.....::Worth It::.4 years ago in Horror More Like This
... Oh? Is someone there?
How strange. I rarely see a person up so high in these mountains. Not alive, anyway.
You're wondering who I am? And what I'm doing up here all by myself?
Don't worry. I'm not alone. My Pokemon are with me. I haven't sent them out in awhile, though. I don't want them to go against such harsh conditions.
... You still don't know who I am? How fitting. Why else would you have wandered up here unless it would be to search for me?
My last challenger was months ago. Or was it a year? I cannot remember.
What? You didn't come to battle me? You weren't even aware I was here...?
Oh, I see how it is.
I've been forgotten.
Ironic, to think that my name would be carved into stone and remembered forever.
So, the newest champions? White and Black, correct? Ah, you recognize those names perfectly. I've been replaced by the younger generation, no?
... After all I did...
... After all that my Pokemon and I have accomplished...
To be forgotten.
Tick Tick - by Lourwind.Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.Tick Tick - by Lourwind.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Time's tickin', you cast your hand.
Here's thinkin', you won this hand.
You said, you're the man with a plan.
Well shit, you are just kinda bland.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
Well here's the thing, I like to sting.
My raps are real, how about yours?
Hard to say, they're kind of a bore.
But hey, yours are stolen, and mine are real.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
Again, we're at a stalemate.
Your mind is just full of hate.
But no, I'll seal your fate.
Gonna push you in the end, through this final gate.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
This is it, we're over.
Hope you have a four leaf clover.
Soon they're gonna know.
Your mind I'm gonna blow.
Your move, time is ticking.
Life and ChoicesWhen I was younger,Life and Choices3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
My friends and I pondered.
For a life on the big blue younder.
A pirates life, on the open sea.
Was this really the life for me?
Treachery, death and pillaging till dusk.
Was this the life we seemed to lust.
Ruling by name, showing no fear.
The rumours I wished to hear.
But now I am older.
I want this no longer.
A pirates life.
Was it right for me?
The Waiting GameWelcome, Welcome, take a seat.The Waiting Game4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Right now boredom's at its peak.
Perhaps an hour you can pass,
With your mind so far surpassed.
But once your thoughts start running thin,
Your hand grows sore against your chin,
There's nothing new to think about,
There's no new ground to walk around.
Perhaps you go an hour or two,
Then your screws start coming loose,
You beg and wish for God above,
To send you things to do and love.
But that won't do you any good,
So then you start to look for food,
What if there is nothing there?
Now you start to pull your hair.
Pace around and look for fun,
No game consoles you want to run,
Some board games on the shelf you see,
But nothing you can deem worthy.
It seems the TV's also shot,
Not that good shows are on a lot,
So next computers and their games...
Damn forgot, it burst to flames.
But now what is there left to do?
Read a book or catch the flu?
Pick at grass or break some glass?
Hey the poem ends at last!
One last thing to wrap this up...
Wasn't this your on