Angry Birds"JASON!"Angry Birds4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jason recognized that his name was called but blatantly ignored it, involved in repairing his motorcycle.
He gripped the wrench in his hand stronger and jerked a bolt extra tight to let out his annoyance, mumbling, "Tim..."
"JAYJAY?! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS BEING REQUESTED!"
He looked up from his spot kneeling in front of one of the tires. He huffed as he threw his wrench aside into a toolbox and wiped the grease off with a handkerchief, "What do you want, baby bird?"
"DAMIAN'S SMOTHERING COLIN WITH HIS PELICAN!"
He wiped the back of his still oily hand on his forehead, "Again?"
"HURRY PLEA--- AAAGH DAMIAN, MY LEG IS NOT FOR TEETHING!"
Rubbing his temple with his fingers, he walked at his leisurely own pace down the hall, despite Tim's desperate cries echoing down the halls. He finally located where the shouting was coming from and creaked the door open with one hand to peek in.
All three of the young boys were engaged in a frenzied dog pile. Tim was on the bottom, looki
Hetalia Vs. SlenderWhat happens when a nation meet with Slender Man?(Axis Power and Allied Forces)Hetalia Vs. Slender2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Italy-He drew a face on Slender Man and gave him a plate of pasta.
Germany-He made Slender Man ran ten laps...around the forest.
Japan-He took out his camera and took a photo of Slender Man.Turns out Slender Man is pretty photogenic,Slender Man then decided to stop haunting the forest and became Trender man.
America-His laugher greatly annoyed Slender Man,so he was chased out of the forest.
England-Slender Man took his Unicorn.He was so sad he drank too much alcohol,but he managed to get his Unicorn back while being drunk.
France-He censored Slender Man,after that he censored England and everyone else.
China-He built a China Town in the forest.Slender Man was unamused.
Russia-He cursed Slender Man and hit it with his faucet.Slender Man fainted.
Canada-He stood still with fear,but Slender Man mistaken him as a tree and left.In the end,Canada collected all 8 notes
HetaOni (With Reader)A mochi bounced down the hall as fast as its round, fat body could allow. It saw the door, just to its left. Complete and utter delight filled its being. All it could do was keep hopping to its only opening for freedom. The mochi turns around quickly, panting in terror, but it sees nothing. It made a sharp turn and jumped at the doorknob, grabbing it with its mouth. In an instant joy faded and terror flooded into its place like the walls of a dam breaking. When it turned the knob, the door wouldn't open. Panic level rising to its highest, the mochi rattled the knob again. There were tears welling up in its eyes. It had come so far already and now this was the end. It knew it wouldn't escape, but that did not mean it was not going to try and run. The mochi tried the knob again. It was stubbornly locked from the outside. It freezes and glances around for a moment, but again, nothing comes at it.HetaOni (With Reader)2 years ago in Horror More Like This
The mochi was backed into a wall and a solidly locked door. As it backs away from
DenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHESDenmark x ReaderDenmarkxReader::School Survival Guide: CRUSHES2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Mathias Declassified School Survival Guide
In a high school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Mathias Kohler (that's me) and my two best friends, Alfred Jones and ______ ______ try to do the impossible—create a guide that will help you through high school: Mathias' Declassified School Survival Guide…your results may vary.
Today's Tip: CRUSHES
"Hey ______!" Mathias beamed as soon as he saw you and Alfred walk up. You two had just finished a huge test in Economics and to be honest, were quite worn out.
"Hey Mat." You practically sighed. Mathias quirked an eyebrow to your distasteful greeting and asked, "What's with the bland 'hello'?"
"Dude, we just took a super hard test…and it's ONLY first period." Alfred whined. You grunted in agreement as the three of you began to walk to your lockers. (Which were conveniently placed next to each other.)
Mathias, still worried, waited for you and Alfred to finish up with complaining about
Darkest before Dawn: Part 7 [Quicksilver X Reader]Night had fallen by the time you reached the village making it even harder to see through the mist.Darkest before Dawn: Part 7 [Quicksilver X Reader]8 months ago in Romance More Like This
“This is going to be a breeze,” Peter murmured grinning at you. You nodded back.
“Your time starts now,” Hank clicked on the stop watch. Simultaneously the door of the jet opened and the two of you were off.
There was a massive surge of mutants during the last few days and not less than twenty six new mutants were detected. Charles thought that it would be a good exposure experience for some of the older students to recruit some of the new mutants into the school. So one day, the students walked into the dining hall for breakfast to find a huge bowl with lots of paper. Everyone started to talk at the same time and jostle each other to get closer to the bowl. Logan cleared his throat effectively silencing the entire room.
“So here’s how it goes. I will pick out two sets of two names. The two teams will recruit a new mutant each. Fastest ti
England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)The bushy-eye browed Englishman picked up the phone. "Hello, Alfred. May I help you?"England X Reader: Slender Man (Part 1)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"YEAH DUDE!" The obnoxious personification of the country of America shouted in his usual loud tone. "I WANT YOU TO COME OVER! ME AND CANADANADANADANA ARE GOING TO GO OUT INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT AND SEARCH FOR SLENDY! I WANNA HAVE YOU AND FRANCY PANTS TO COME WITH US."
"I don't really want to "
"ARTIE! DUDE! YOU LIKE, TOTALLY NEED TO GO! IT WILL SUCK BALLS WITHOUT YOU!" Alfred exclaimed to the personification of England, Arthur Kirkland.
He sighed. "Fine. I'll come."
America shouted into the phone again. "OH YEAH. I FORGOT! WE ARE INVITING (Country Name) TOO!" England waited for him to continue, but he already heard the dial tone, which meant he had hung up.
"(F/N)?" He thought, and then sighed. Arthur Kirkland, the blonde haired, bushy eye browed, English gentleman had a huge crush on said girl. She had beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair, and (e/c) eyes that appeared to glow to such a degree, he thinks h
A Best FriendA good friend will be there for you when you cry.A Best Friend2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
A best friend will be there crying with you.
A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.
A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.
A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.
A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.
A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.
A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.
A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them
BetrayalIn her hands there is a knifeBetrayal5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In her heart there is revenge
In her tears there is sorrow
In her eyes there is betrayal
EusineEusine3 years ago in Horror More Like This
"In other news, the ecstatic scientist Eusine has not been seen. He is believed to have gone missing recently. The last person in contact with him was a trainer who said she didn't know anything about what happened"
I knew all too well what happened, but it's not like I would ever admit to it.
Suicune was rightfully mine. Eusine couldn't accept that fact- and so he had to go.
I wasn't going to stand it any longer. Following me wherever I went, appearing so suddenly when Suicune was near.
It was unnatural.
He even had the gall to treat me as a friend.
The guy was a psycho- obsessed over a Pokémon.
Suicune chose me, and rightfully so.
Hell the thing probably wanted Eusine to stop following it like a lost puppy.
I smiled at the master ball in my hand- Suicune was mine, and only mine.
Anyone who touched my Pokémon would regret it.
I smirked, remembering the night. I had met Eusine on that little strip of land where couples meet- I can't remember the name of it for the
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 2Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
For the past few minutes, your school mates were already investigating the gym. Sakura and Asahina checked out the metal plates on the walls. Katrina was hanging out somewhere off below the two, waiting for them to get done.
While they were doing that, you were staring in awe at your student handbook device. It was the only electronic thing you had for now, which immediately intrigued you to no ends. That is, until you got bored of scrolling through the same things over and over.
You slid the device in to your hoodie pocket and climbed on to the stage to check out the podium with Corn Hair and Cool Redhead.
“Damn it,” Corn Hair cursed, giving a mindless kick to the podium.
You stepped forward and wrapped your arms around what you could of the podium, trying to lift it but only succeeding in slipping and falling on your ass. A string of curses flew out of your mouth in grumbles as you got up and brushed off your skinny jeans.
“Oh well, let's go search around this place
Strangers. (Peter Parker x Reader)"Peter!" Aunt May called out for Peter to inform him about her 2 week trip to see her friends.Strangers. (Peter Parker x Reader)10 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Yes Aunt May?" Peter came to her line of view. "I'm going to go visit my friends and I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I won't come back for 2 weeks and you'll have the house to yourself, alright?" She explained.
Peter nodded processing what he heard.
"Ok, I'm going to work now. When I'm gone don't be too reckless." She chuckled rubbing his shoulder. He laughed with her leading her to the door. "Bye Aunt May! I'll be looking for jobs today and tomorrow, so I might not see you leave." He shrugged. She gave him a blessing before she left and told him to be safe. Peter closed the door and breathed out.
Peter went up to his room and closed the door before him. He looked around trying to find something to do that wasn't involving spider-man...
He shrugged and laid on his for a few hours. It was still mid-day before he made a decision to finally go get a job. He wore appropriated dressing fo
Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia) "_______, are you ready yet?" Your boyfriend, Matsuda Touta, called up to you. You had been going out with the tall Japanese man for exactly one year now. He had shoulder-length black hair and deep brown eyes. He could be a bit of a goof sometimes, but that was why you loved him; he wasn't overly serious, like some guys.Struggle for Dominance (MatsudaxReaderxRussia)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" You yell back, practically flying down the stairs. Matsuda catches you as you trip down the last few steps, preventing you from sustaining any injuries-for now. You were an extremely accident-prone person, and the fact that you were wearing silver, three-inch high heels didn't help at all. The bottom of your deep green dress swished around your knees. "Thanks, Matsu." You say, using your nickname for him. He chuckles and kisses your forehead lightly, then takes your hand and leads you out to his light blue Mitsubishi. He was wearing a black suit, with a white dress shirt and silver tie.
You arrive fairly quickl
Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 1Teach Me How to Breathe [Mondo x Reader] 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Super Duper High School Artist
You sure were proud of the title you were given. Top of your category, hardest working, and yet you had the displeasure of being selected to go to Hope's Peak Academy. Thing was, you thought it was the most perfect thing in the world, considering you were picked to be in the first batch of students to go, so you had no idea what was in store for you.
But of course, your sister got an invite as well. She being the Super Duper High School Gardener and all, just a year older than you. Your sister got on your nerves, but maybe it was because of the fact that you usually had a thing against people like her.
Right now, you were packing your backpack with some necessities, which included about half your house.
“Outfits, check.. Hairbrush, toothbrush, backup toothbrush in case someone uses the first one, backup backup toothbrush in case someone uses my backup... Check! Books for when I get bored, a few sketchbooks, pencils, charcoal, Prismaco
Sucked into a game :Minecraft Hetalia x ReaderSucked into a game: Minecraft!Sucked into a game :Minecraft Hetalia x Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hetalia X reader
It was just an ordinary summer day, staying home and playing minecraft.
You didn't really plan to do anything else though.You couldn't think of a name for your world..
"hmmmm..." you thought for a while "I'll just name it something random!"
you type in the name for your world "Romatinian Panda..seems legit."
You giggle to yourelf when your friend calls "Hello?"You answer "Hey!"
Your friend says back "You should come to my house so we can hang out!" your friend says
you say"I'll try to!" "ok then Bye!" you hang up and start to walk out the door when
you hear someone chanting something. You shrug it off and open your door when theres a flash of
light and you are being sucked into your computer. You grab your doornob terrifed "WHAT THE HE-"
You are cut off and sucked into your computer...into Minecraft.
You can't belive what just happened "Im...Im dreaming...r-right?"you ask yourself
you pinch yourself "Ow... well ive went insane
PKMN: Beyond Days..Childish..PKMN: Beyond Days5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Green drew his lips back in a sneer.
"What, not gonna stick around? Too scared of when I'm going to knock you off your throne, Champion? Go ahead, see if anyone misses you. Sheesh. With the amount of talking you do, I bet no one'll even notice you're gone, freak!"
Red blinked at him, glassy, emotionless eyes scanning him over. The Pikachu on his shoulder gave him a harsh glare, but Red, as usual, said nothing, turning to leave.
"You're going to get yourself killed, Red!" Green called after him with a slight laugh, "and when you do, I'll be laughing at your funeral and be the first to go up to your grave and tell you I told you so! I pity anyone who misses you! You had it coming, and the only one who doesn't see that is you! I thought you were dead when I left you back at Silph Co., but you got lucky! Smell ya when you're in a casket, loser!"
He was still laughing when he could no longer see Red, and he turned back, Eevee behind him, to go back to Viridian, gl
Make You Into Soup(Parody of Get Away With Murder)I'm gonna break your wood and maek you into soup (Hey hey hey)Make You Into Soup(Parody of Get Away With Murder)2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You should've known from the start that the barrels won't take over(Hey hey hey)
I can't control myself - I feel like someone else
I'm gonna break your barrel and make you into soup (Hey hey hey)
There's a barrel inside my bed
And Pewdiepie is fucking dead
I will kill you!
Let me make you into soup
Can you feel me cutting up your neck?
You're just a perfect little barrel wreck
But I hate you
Enough to bake you - eat you now
I'm gonna break your wood and make you into soup (Hey hey hey)
You should've known from the start that the barrels won't take over (Hey hey hey)
I can't control myself - I feel like someone else
I'm gonna break your barrel and make you into soup(Hey hey hey)
There's a bro inside my head
It feels like a part of you is dead
I should save you
But I want to watch you burn
There is nothing you could say or do
Words mean nothing when your barrel's are blue
I love you
Now that you're six feet under spices
The True Meaning of YandereI keep up this cheerful facadeThe True Meaning of Yandere5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I smile and laugh whenever you want me to
I act cute, and always have a smile on my face
You say you'll always love me
And want to know how I really feel
I know that you're lying
You won't love me if I'm any other way than this
So I fake it
When I do show you my true self
You recoil from me and sigh and scoff
You say things like
"Why are you acting this way?
Snap out of it
It's so tiresome when you're like this"
And never do you realize
that these are those real emotions you wanted to see
Because you are blinded to
and refuse to look at
the broken, crumpled, shattered beast in the corner
And never once do you realize or think
That the hurt, crying, brokenhearted, horrid thing that you hate
Is the real me!
Sticky Note-Deadpool X Reader-One shot!Sticky NoteSticky Note-Deadpool X Reader-One shot!10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Deadpool X Reader
Author's Note: So I've had a ton of people want another Deadpool X Reader so I decided to do another one! Yep, let's see where this heads!
The day was a Wednesday. It was a cool, slow day where the streets were nearly empty and the shops had few beings in them. The wind blew nicely through a certain (h/c) haired girls hair. Her (e/c) eyes wandered around, looking for her destination. Smiling she finally finds it and gets ready to head in when a familiar red chest jumps in front of her. Running into it she shakes her head and stares wide eyed up at the assailant to see who it was but gives an annoyed glare.
"Hey (F/n)! Where you headin'?" The anti-hero asks, his hands on his hips and mask covered face leaning in towards her.
(F/n) furrows her brows and points behind him at the double doors he blocked.
"I was on my way to the library but you're, uh, kinda in the way Deadpool." She answers as she gets ready to move past him. Deadpool cocks h
in four weeks,i cannot wait to fall asleepin four weeks,3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
peacefully and soundly
with your skin,
tall and warm
we will slumber and dream
and awake in each other's arms.
you will come home
in four weeks.
the flights will taper away,
and you will leave behind
and remember, please,
that i am what waits
those thousands of miles
ahead of you.
i want you to buy me flowers
so i can feel guilty over you
having spent money on me
but feel beautiful
because of how beautiful
the petals are
and the hands that gave them
i want to put us in photographs
so that i can remember
the way that you touch me
because as months fade into
it becomes easier to forget.
i would rather forget my own name
than your skin on mine.
RedxGreen: FlutterRedxGreen: Flutter4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Play for me."
Green blinked, frowning a little and nudging Red over to look at him. Red's smile only widened, and then he laughed, tugging Green closer to nuzzle his hair. "C'mon, Green, don't look at me like you're confused. I said play for me."
He laughed as well, then rolled his eyes in mock annoyance, burying his face in Red's shoulder. "...But I'm comfortable," he whispered against Red's skin.
It wasn't a lie; spending a lazy afternoon with Red curled up into him like an extra blanket had to be the single most comfortable position he could be in.
He felt a sharp finger poke his side, and then Red's weight shifted off of him. He blinked again just before Red leaned in to steal a quick kiss. "Play for me."
He opened his mouth to reply, but Red was already pushing the covers off himself, letting Green enjoy the somewhat rare experience of seeing Red naked for all of about six seconds before the Champion was tugging his clothes on. Green sighed to himself, sheepishly scratching his h
I Was FROZEN todayI Was FROZEN today5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Batman & Robin
The dynamic duo are in the Batcave after a failed attempt at subduing Mr Freeze:
Bruce: You just had to rush in on Freeze, did you?
Dick: Hey, I could have gotten him if you'd just let me!
Bruce: Dick, remember what I told you about teamwork.
Dick: You mean, your old tricks? I could still take on Freeze if you hadn't gotten in the way!
Bruce: Well, what do you know?! I've rounded up more criminals than you ever did!
Dick: I was FROZEN today!!!
After a moment of awkward silence, Bruce quietly leaves Dick alone to warm himself up with a warm towel and a basin of warm water.
Transformers (2007 film)
Megatron meets up with his second-in-command Starscream after being thawed and escaping the Hoover Dam.
Megatron: You failed me yet again, Starscream.
Starscream: But Megatron, I -
Megatron: I was FROZEN today!!!
Starscream is dumbstruck and can't think of a comeback for his superio
I can't write poetry for dead girls.there are tooI can't write poetry for dead girls.1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
many pills in this
world and too
much misery in
the human heart
but that didn't mean
that you could just
up and leave when
we both know it
could have gotten better
and i miss you like
a wolf misses her pack
or a goddamn dragon misses
her fire and i'm sorry
that i can't give you
a bouquet of jasmines
(they were your
favorite, after all,
because that was
the only princess
with a pet tiger)
because poppies are
too cliche and i'm
sorry i wasn't there
when all you needed
was a hug and for someone
to whisper "it's okay,
you're perfect enough
for me, don't listen
to that junkie bitch
who just happened to
give birth to you" and did
you know that i'm still waiting
for a reply to that one
email about the world's
best puns because fuck,
there's a stubborn part
of me that still refuses to
believe that you're gone.
Forgive MeI never meant for that space between my heartbeatsForgive Me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
to belong to you.
I never meant to look too long into your eyes,
but I did,
and I got lost.
I never meant for my eyelashes to fall for you.
I never meant to feel your heartbeat in your breast
when you hugged me goodbye,
but I did,
and my heart beat in time with it.
I never meant to crowd my ceiling
with the whispered letters of your name.
I never meant for my nights to be as black as your hair,
nor my earth as brown as your eyes,
but they are,
and they'll always be that way.
I never meant for my brain to be all fogged up with you.
I never meant for us to become so close,
then pull away.
But we did,
and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
I never meant to fall in love with you,
but I did,
and now we'll never be the same.
Life and a LadyLife and a LadyLife and a Lady1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
A little girl,
With pastel stains on her cheeks
I remember so vaguely
But she walked home that day
With a star in her hands
And chocolate milk on her mind
A little lady,
With confetti littered in her cheeks
I remember, though barely
But she walked home that day
With a medal in her hands
And the promised computer in mind
A teenage girl,
With tears on her cheeks
I remember somewhat clearly
But she walked home that day
With a toga in hand
And college in her mind
A grown-up lady,
With make-up on her cheeks
I remember lucidly
And she walked home that day
With a diploma in hand
And success in her mind
With blush on her cheeks
I remember so vividly
And she walked home that day
With a ring in her hand
And a man in her mind
With bloom on her cheeks
I’ll remember infinitely
Walked to a new home that day
With a hand in her hand
And eternity in her mind
With small hands on her cheeks
I’ll remember joyfully
And she walked home that day