Killer Couple: Pilot Part 1(We see Jeff, a teenager, enter his place, holding a bloodstained knife due to a killing spree. He puts it on the table and logs onto the internet.)Killer Couple: Pilot Part 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Man, I could use some company. Killing has been always my hobby but I need something better than that.
(He accesses a few websites until he comes across one.)
Jeff: What is this? Match.com? (smiles) I could do with finding love...
(He clicks onto it and the screen asks him to enter his profile.)
Jeff: Profile? (starts typing) Single teenager wishes to meet girl who loves killing as a hobby as much as I do. Object: Partner in Crime. Enter. (presses enter)
(He sits and waits for any matches for him. We see a montage of him trying to pass the time until his matches come up. He then sits as the montage ends and becomes bored.)
Jeff: Oh, man. I gotta get a good match.
(He hears a jingle, meaning he has found a match.)
Jeff: Well it's about time. (clicks)
(He finds a profile of a teenage girl name Alice Liddell. He then gets hearts in his
Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.Michael: You know, I’ve been thinking about you Trevor. Your lifestyle.Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Trevor: Oh, have you? Really?
Michael: Yes, I have. People always try to label you. You know, maniac, psycho….
Trevor: Friend….Industry leader…
Michael: In some ways you can defy categorization. But then….
Michael: Think about it. Where you live…
Trevor: Sandy Shores, you precious ass. I’m sorry there ain’t a place nearby for you to get your colonics.
Michael: Right. But why are you out here?
Trevor: It’s off the grid. We’re away from it all. It’s somewhere real and authentic. This is America, and real people ain’t been priced out yet.
Michael: Yeah, well what if it gets gentrified?
Trevor: Then I’ll fucking move.
Michael: Okay, what about the way you dress?
Trevor: What about it? I don’t give a shit what I wear.
Michael: No, no no. If you don’t give a shit, you wear clean clothes that fit. See, yours are al
SemillaEn una colina muy legos de la cuidad se encontraban bellas flores de todo tipo, no podrías escoger cual era la mejor ya que todas eran dignos de presumirlas.Semilla3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Entre ellas se encontraba una pequeña semilla olvidada por la naturaleza, por mas que llovía esta no crecía.
Esta pequeña semilla quería ser como ellas y tener los mejores pétalos de todas las rosas existentes.
Pasaba el tiempo, cada uno de las rosas se marchitaban y brotaban otras mas, no faltaba que fueran arrancadas por manos humanas, pisadas o cualquier desgracia a ellas, ya que no había protección alguna.
Hasta que un día, poco a poco desaparecían aquellos encantos, y esa semilla que tanto deseaba crecer rápido por fin le llego su hora.
Empezó a brotar su botón, salio poco a poco sus raíces
Salio su primera hoja y comenzó ser ancho el tallo, las demás rosas se preguntaban que tipo de rosa era ya que no rea normal que creciera tan grande y ancha,
Al ver que crecía de pronto empezó a tener miedo realmente estaba muy por enci
Killer Couple Pilot Part 2(Time lapse to Saturday morning. We see Jeff sleeping in bed with a black eye mask over his eyes. His alarm goes off, waking him. He turns it off and removes his mask, revealing his eyes.)Killer Couple Pilot Part 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Urgghh..what day is it?
(He checks the calender. He becomes ecstatic.)
Jeff: Saturday! At last! Jeff is on the road to true love!
(He runs to the fridge and grabs loads of cans of energy drinks and turns on the radio and we hear the song 'Lonely' being played by Crimson Glory as he jumps in the shower.)
Jeff: (singing to the lyrics) I awaken from a dream to a silent room
Where shadows speak of memories
Another sleepless night
Afraid to face the day
It seems so long ago
I shared the love I feels so deep inside
My love will never die
But still I feel so lonely, lonely in love, lonely in love
I wakes up to another day
With everything going wrong
I wonders where I would be
If I had never seen her face
I turns on the radio
But it's playing that same old song
I'm pouring another drink
To drown away t
Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 1(Outside Jeff and Alice's house, we hear sounds of grunting and groaning. Inside, Alice is straightening her dress up a bit while Jeff is struggling with his black dress pants.)Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: These stupid dress pants must've shrank again. I need a hand with the zipper. (tries to zip up his dress pants but fails.)
(Alice goes and helps Jeff with his zipper.)
Alice: I got it. You can breathe out now.
(Jeff exhales, feeling comfortable in the now fully zipped dress pants. Suddenly, they hear a car horn and Alice looks out the window.)
Alice: Bugger, the taxi's here. Come on, we have to go.
(Alice steps out of the house and walks up to the taxi.)
Alice: (calling out to Jeff) Come on, Jeff! Rockow's been open ten minutes already!
Jeff: (answering from inside) Hang on! I'm just giving Smile and Cheshire their dinner!
(Alice gets in the taxi and moves to one side. Jeff comes out of the house and gets in the taxi next to Alice.)
Taxi driver: Where to?
Alice: To Rockow's bar and cabaret nightclub.
Nightmares and Slit WristsWe all want to die at some point in our lives. For me, it was every day. From fifth grade to ninth grade, I resented my existence. I wanted to plunge myself into a pit of darkness and never resurface.Nightmares and Slit Wrists2 years ago in Drama More Like This
And then, I met you. You, who brought me flowers when I was sad. (Slight chuckle) You, who apologized for absolutely nothing when I was upset... God, you were the best thing that ever happened to me. You were…You were my savior. An angel from Heaven. My miracle, my light in the darkness. My reason to keep on living. I thought about… Think about you every day.
You never told me you felt that way… that you wanted to die. I wish you told me. Maybe… Maybe I could have stopped it… Stopped you.
Why did you do it…? When you knew I loved you. Did I… Did I repulse you? Did I annoy you? Don’t you think it would have been easier to tell me you… You despised me rather than having me walk into your living room, to find you face first in a p
Nieve Escarlata AiGin Ch.1Nieve Escarlata AiGin Ch.13 years ago in Drama More Like This
El corazón le martilleaba en el pecho a causa de la dificultosa huída a través de la nieve. A cada paso que daba, sentía que sus perseguidores iban a capturarlo y eso era un lujo que no podía permitirse, y menos después de lo que acababa de hacer, algo que había acabado en un mísero y estúpido fracaso. Tanto tiempo planeándolo todo con una precisión casi enfermiza, repasándolo todo una y otra vez para no dejar ningún cabo suelto, y ahora, que por fin se le presentaba la oportunidad de llevar su plan con un porcentaje altísimo de conseguir su objetivo había fracasado estrepitosamente a causa de una de las malditas concubinas del emperador.
La rabia y la impotencia carcomían su corazón haciéndole sentir un odio incomparable hacia toda la corte real, al mismo tiempo que una vergüenza hacia si mi
Killer Couple: Working for the Man Part 2(Inside the dole office centre.)Killer Couple: Working for the Man Part 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Receptionist: Have you done any work paid or unpaid since you last signed on?
Man 1: No.
(The receptionist stamps on the sheet.)
Receptionist: Have you done any work paid or unpaid since you last signed on?
Man 2: No.
(The receptionist repeats the same action with the other unemployed workers. We see Alice and Jeff at the back.)
Jeff: This is degrading, ain't it?
Jeff: I wish they get a move on. Some of us have better things to do than stand around here all day.
Receptionist: Have you done any work paid or unpaid since you last signed on?
Man 3: No.
(Alice and Jeff are next in line and hand in their sheet.)
Receptionist: You're twenty five minutes late.
Jeff: We've slept in..uh..I mean, we've been for a job interview.
Receptionist: I see. (reads the sheet.) Alice, Jeff, the inspector would like a word with you. It's just a routine check. Just go round to cubicle number eight will you? Thank you.
Alice: What do you think this might be about
Popular!Student!AmericaxStudent!Reader Be My Girl?"Oh shit!" I yelled, "Late again!"Popular!Student!AmericaxStudent!Reader Be My Girl?3 years ago in Drama More Like This
I was rushing through the halls of World Academy hoping to not get lost for the billionth time this year as the bell rang for us to get to class. I zoomed through the door before my English Language Arts teacher, Mr. Kirkland. He's so annoying and hates my gut just because I moved out of his house. Man that guy can keep a gruge on me. Then he walked in his hair neatly yet boring as ever. He stared at us with his emerald green eyes, looking and glaring at us to see if one of us wasn't here.
"Ok you wankers, I want you to seattle down right this minute!" He said to us.
And to think he was my older brother before.
"We have a new student from (the country you live in). Say hello to (name), and please don't bother her. Got that Alfred?" He glared at me.
I flinched, then nodded. Then walked in from the shadows of the hallway was a confident girl with (hair colour) tied high into a ponytail with a ribbon with skulls on it. Her (eye colour) eyes were large, g
KikAle - the morning of the declarationsKikAle - the morning of the declarations6 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Era una bella mattina di primavera.
All’esterno c’era una brezza piacevole, e i fiori di ciliegio erano in fiore, finalmente.
Ma quel giorno, Giappone, Kiku Honda, era impegnato a guardare tutt’altro paesaggio, che quello del suo giardino.
Quella notte era stata la più bella della sua vita, anche se non avrebbe mai pensato che sarebbe stato capace di farlo.
Lombardia dormiva di fianco a lui, con addosso la giacca della sua divisa. Lui la fissava, sorridendo dolcemente molte volte, e quando in certi momenti qualche ciocca di capelli le copriva il viso, lui gliela spostava, per fare in modo che non nascondessero quel bel faccino addormentato.
In qualche modo non resisteva a non darle qualche bacio sulla guancia. Se avesse potuto, sarebbe ritornato indietro solo per rivivere quella notte, piena di emozioni e amore, passionale e concreto.
Continuava a stupirsi per aver fatto una cosa del genere visto il suo carattere. Ma quella ragazza aveva qualcosa di special
Killer Couple Pilot Part 3(Jeff now enters Rockow's bar and cabaret nightclub. He looks around and sees Alice sitting at a table in a booth, waiting. He checks her profile picture from his wallet.)Killer Couple Pilot Part 33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: (smiling as the picture matches her appearance) Perfect match. Keep it together. Don't fall apart like a love struck idiot. Right..
(He breathes deeply and plays it cool as he walks to where Alice is.)
Jeff: Excuse me, are you Alice Liddell?
Alice: I am. You must be Jeff.
Alice: Well now that you're here, would you care to tell me a little about yourself?
Jeff: I'd love to. I somehow became a killer after I killed my brother, Liu and my parents because they lied. I ended up making a hobby out of it and I do it at night.
Jeff: I somehow live alone and I always have my dog, Smile to keep me company. So now that you know a lot about me, I'd like to hear about you.
Alice: Well, I lost my family due to a house fire and ended up at Rutledge Asylum. I was released and sent to an orphanag
Ann and Ember - Live ActionINT. APARTMENT - DAYAnn and Ember - Live Action1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
An attractive girl zips up a hoodie and grabs a backpack. Into the bag she starts to shove random items... lipstick, a video game controller, a taco, an eldritch-looking dagger, an 8-bit hunk of meat, an ankh, a pack of gum.
I’m Ann. I’m a fixer, for lack of a better word. Basically, people hire me to come into their lives and, well, fix stuff. A lot of it is common sense, but hey, forest for the trees, you know?
ANIMATION - 8-BIT SPRITE STYLE
INT. AN 8-BIT DUNGEON
Ann is standing on a bridge, talking to Bowser from Super Mario Bros.
So, most of this stuff is great. Murderous mushrooms, man-eating plants, bottomless pits, I dig it.
Ann motions to the bridge beneath them.
What is with this? A bridge over a lava pit? Really?
Look, you’re a giant fire-breathing dinosaur... turtle... dragon... thing. He’s a three-foot-tall plumber. Even if he makes it throug
America x Reader Run awayAmerica x ReaderAmerica x Reader Run away3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" you screamed at the top of your lungs and getting your arm away and run.
"BUT _____ PLEASE HEAR ME OUT!" Alfred tried to chase after you,trying to catch up to you and explain.
"NO!" You run much more faster but since Alfred was very athletic,he managed to catch up to you anyway.
You see..You were going to Alfred's House since he invited you over at his party. You caught him kissing and hugging some slut in the
coach, He saw you and ran to you and leaving that slut aside utterly confuse or disappointed.
"BABE!, i can explain!" was what he said,leading everything to what just happened.
You were sick about him saying 'I can explain!' to you whenever you caught him sucking up with another girl,You don't want it to
happen again and again and again.You want it to end if it's always gonna be like this.
"NO AL!" You ran through the dark streets,trying to hold back your tears,frustration and pain.
"Please...I don't want this to happen
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are
Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 2(Jeff, Alice, Slendy and a still drunk Ben arrive at a Chinese restaurant. A Chinese waiter walks up to them and bows traditionally as he welcomes them.)Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Chinese waiter: Table for four? You follow me please.
(The waiter leads them to their table and leaves menus out for them. Jeff oulls out a chair for Alice and they all sit at their table. They put napkins on their laps and Ben hiccups drunkenly. They begin to read their menus.)
Alice: What's this? What's this? Egg Foo something?
Jeff: I don't know. I'm not a fan of Chinese meats. All horses and ducks. I wonder if they do pizza.
Slendy: I'm having curry and fries.
Alice: What's this? Chow Mein? Does it come with chips?
Jeff: I remember the last Chinese I had. Gave me a dodgy belly really badly.
Ben: (reads and speaks slurred.)
(The waiter comes out of the kitchen with a notepad and pencil and walks up to their table.)
Waiter: You will order now please.
Alice: Well the set meal for eight looks nice.
Jeff: Yeah. Two set meals for eight
Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 3(Outside a bus stop, Jeff and Alice stand there as Slendy waits for unworthy victims. They are getting extremely bored.)Killer Couple: Killers at Large Part 33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Alice: Jeff, how long is this going to take?
Jeff: Forget it, Alice. There aren't any victims out there at this time of night. Come on, Slendy, you might as well forget it.
(Slendy leaves for another part of town. Jeff and Alice hear and see a vehicle coming.)
Alice: Hey, here's the taxi. Oi, oi, taxi!
Jeff: Well that's it, then, ain't it? I was craving for it all night and we end up with clean knives.
Alice: I know.
(Jeff and Alice get in the taxi.)
Taxi driver: Where to?
Jeff: Mind you.
Alice: Having said that?
(They both grin evilly and devillishly and get their knives out. In a dark secluded part of town, Jeff and Alice are stabbing the taxi driver. There's a lot of blood all over the place and Jeff and Alice come out, blood stained and push the taxi and the corpse into the river and head on home. The next morning.)
Policeman: Goodness gracious, who knows what th
Batman Triumphant: What could've beenBatman Triumphant:Batman Triumphant: What could've been10 months ago in Comic Scripts More Like This
The story begins with the trio (Batman, Robin, and Batgirl) rushing to the Gotham World Trade Center, where the Mad Hatter has stolen over $6 million in gold bars. The heroes manage to defeat the criminal and return him to Arkham. Before leaving the asylum, Batman hears a familiar laugh from another cell, but sees nothing when he checks.
The scene cuts to Arkham doctor Jonathan Crane, who has been experimenting with a gas he dubs “Fear-all” that causes people to see their worst fears. The doctor laments how nobody has managed to pose a challenge against Batman. Suddenly, a woman enters the room with a guard out cold nearby. She gives her name as “Harley” and that she wants some of Dr. Crane’s fear gas. Although the doctor is skeptical at her request, he gives it to her after she reveals that she is related to the Joker and wants revenge on Batman for killing him.
Meanwhile, at Wayne Manor, Bruce is taken by surprise when Selina Kyle come