Do Not Joke with the JokerAs the morning light slipped through Harley Quinn's curtains and onto her sleeping form, she began to shift under her thick blankets. Were this any other day, she would have muttered to her puddin' to shut out the sun but this wasn't just any other day...Do Not Joke with the Joker7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was April Fool's Day.
And if Harley Quinn wasn't up and ready for April Fool's Day, then she might as well pack up her bags and kiss Puddin' good-bye, because Harley Quinn was nobody if she wasn't the biggest prankster in town...after Mista J of course.
So as soon as she blinked open her blue eyes, she grinned a sly grin and hopped out of bed. She had prepared a to-do list for today, since last October, every man, woman, or kid who ticked her off, today was her chance for revenge and it started with the one and only, Clown Prince of Crime. He kicked her to the curb so many times but this time she'd scare him so good he'd never raise a hand, foot, club, hammer, gun, bat, knife, mallet, branch, toaster, 2-by-4, trash can, frying pan,
SuicideSuicide7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bruce and Alfred were having dinner when bat-alarm started beeping.
"What can it be?" Batman though aloud.
He had just send Penguin back to Arkham and now there was already a new accident.. or what ever it was. Batman had to go and see what was going on. When he arrived to the place where all the polices were, Batman looked for the well-known police who could say what this was all about. And soon he reached Gordon who told him the hole situation.
"WHAT?!" Batman shouted half surprised. He wasn't sure if he heard everything right.
"I know.. Doesn't sound like the Joker, right? Anyways, we've been trying to talk to him but he won't listen. Maybe you should go up there and talk to him." Gordon sighed.
Batman lifted his head upwards to see the top of the highest building. He could see the green spot at the top of the building. Now why Joker would want to kill himself? Batman's head was full of questions when he was on his way to the top. Joker never looked like he would want to kill himsel
Fear and Madness It was surprisingly quiet in Professor Crane's home, considering a certain guest had come over, ranting about how long it had been since they had shared a pot of tea.Fear and Madness6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jonathan Crane looked up for a moment from the various chemicals he had scattered across the counter of his workspace and glanced over his thin shoulders at the sofa beyond the doorway. He was mildly surprised when he saw the familiar sandy-colored hair peeking around the back of the sofa. More than that, however, he was a bit irked. Jervis Tetch was showing a remarkable amount of patience today When the Mad Hatter had arrived three hours ago, Crane instantly tried to shoo him away. The stubbornness between the two was to be admired, considering how unstable they were. After a great deal of failed attempts to rid himself of the tea-loving man, Crane apparently gave in.
'When I'm finished with my work, we'll have tea,' Jonathan had said with a great sigh of defeat
Winter pt 2Winter pt 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Jonathan sat on the floor of his cell in Arkham, alone. He glanced up, looking at the two bunks before staring back down at the floor. His chest started to hurt and he fought back a sob. The door to his cell opened and he looked up. Standing in the doorway was a guard he didn't recognize, a man still in his twenties.
"Rec room time," the guard said. Jonathan stared at him for a moment before returning his gaze to the floor of his cell. The guard cleared his throat but Jonathan didn't react. He just stared at the floor. Sighing the guard walked into the cell, telling his companion that Crane hadn't noticed was there to watch his back, and lifted Jonathan up by the straps on his straitjacket.
Leland had insisted on putting him in a straitjacket. It was odd. Normally she preferred the inmates to be as comfortable as possible, which meant no straitjackets. But not this time. She had taken one look at him and insisted they put him in a straitjacket. For safety, she had said. But the
Hello Nurse"Poor, poor Professah "Hello Nurse4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Child, I assure you, I am perfectly fine."
"But you're sneezin'!"
"It isn't anything to worry about "
"I sure wish we weren't in Arkham. If my babies were here, they would make ya feel lots bettah!"
Jonathan Crane shivered slightly. Despite Harley Quinn's good intentions, he felt extremely fortunate that they were far away from her 'babies'. Somehow, he was certain that the twin hyenas wouldn't make him feel any 'bettah'.
"Oh, Professah, ya should rest!"
"Child, I "
"Shshshshshh Nursie Harley's gonna take good care of you "
"Harley, please. If Eddie thinks I'm getting sick, he-"
A loud gasp interrupted the Scarecrow.
"Jon! Are you ok?!"
Jonathan sighed. "Eddie, I'm fine "
"He's got the sniffles." Harley stated sympathetically before he could stop her.
The Master of Fear shook his head rapidly. "I'm not sick. I just a-no. I a-a-CHOO!"
Edward Nygma's bright green eyes shot wide, h
Drink Part 3Dick stared at the homework in front of him. He sighed as he set his head on the desk. He hated Social Studies. All the different Agriculture revolutions were so confusing. He turned towards the window. The sky was a dull gray. He wanted the boring day to end.Drink Part 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He smiled as he got up from his desk and crept through the kitchen. Bruce was still at work and Alfred had gone grocery shopping. He rummaged through the cabinets and the fridge. He found a few cases of beer in the back of the fridge. He grabbed a six-pack that was tucked away and ran up to his room.
He opened the first beer and sighed. He drank some of the can and almost spit it out on the floor. He chugged the rest of the beer, doing his best not to taste it. He opened a second, a third, and the rest of the pack. He felt a buzz coming over him as he was drinking.
Dick heard the garage door opening. He hid the cans in his shower and walked out of his room and over to the banister to see who it was.
"Dick?" The deep vo
Scarecrow dosent like kidsThe doors of the Gotham National Bank flew open. In marched five men. The tallest of which threw down a small object into the crowded room in front of him. A greyish fog filled the air., followed by screams of terror as the toxin took hold. Another shorter man entered, he wore a large hat and a gas mask. The six men made there way to the vaults at the back of the bank completely unhindered by the fear gas in the air.Scarecrow dosent like kids5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scarecrow led the group behind him where four goons, which where kept from turning into gibbering wrecks by the mad hatter's mind control, the hatter himself brought up the rear. While Jervis instructed the goons to fill the sacks with money Scarecrow wondered off to amuse himself, this wasn't his heist,. The money was to fund Jervis and his research, after Scarecrow had taken his cut. Scary's job was done for now, he could afford a little bit of fun.
The Scarecrow walked back into the lobby, he saw a small child cowering with her mother, the girl can't have been much olde
Markiplier Chronicles: Asylum. Part 1Markiplier Chronicles: Asylum. Part 11 year ago in Horror More Like This
He has rested the best many nights before this one, and his dreams would be blissful. Mark Fischbach, a man of muscle and heart, didn’t expect himself to face an immersing nightmare that scarred his mind. The man opened his eyes into a dark and sullen room, bleak of color and dimly lit. Though there wasn’t anything in the small space, aside from the cold metallic bed Mark woke up on, the dreamer could hear something faint coming from the only exit from the silence, a windowed door. Pulling himself up, he slowly walked towards the door, gradually identifying what exactly his ears were picking at. It sounded like a radio.
Turning the knob to the door, Mark could hear the device more clearly as he peeked into the more yet slightly lit hallway. The sound, the frequency, came from his right; with curiosity strengthening his overall bravery, the dreamer scurries into the corridor, using the stone walls as he travels to an open
Tomorrow PART VIITomorrow PART VII5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The last thing Ahsoka saw before she died was Rex. The brave captain's face was grim but determined. She was touched in her last moments a by his devotion and ultimate loyalty. And despite the violent explosion, Ahsoka died peacefully in his arms.
Amazingly, Rex survived the savage detonation. When he came to, he was in so much pain he could hardly think straight. Rex's battered, broken body screamed in protest at his slightest movement, or did he scream? He looked down and saw Ahsoka's delicate body lying across his chest. She looked peaceful, even in death, almost as if she had simply fallen asleep. Rex hugged her and let out a low wail of part grief, part pain. It was mostly grief for Ahsoka. He had hoped to die with her, to be joined with his brothers, not to continue to suffer
Anakin suddenly felt Ahsoka vanish from the Force. "No! Ahsoka!" Anakin's screams startled everyone around him.
Anakin furiously battled the droids in front of him, desperate to end the fighting and search A
Disney MoviesJonathan Crane walked into the living room.Disney Movies4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Which was easily the worst thing he could have done at that precise moment.
Of course, had he known the Riddler's latest girlfriend had just dumped him and he was curled on the couch with a box of tissues and a carton of ice cream while flipping through channels, he might have left quietly through the back door and made a mad dash down the street.
Of course there was no turning back now.
Especially since the second Eddie saw the Scarecrow, he made a flying tackle, pulled the Master of Fear down, then practically dragged him to the couch and clung to him.
Jonathan sighed and patted the Riddler's head.
"Who was it this time?"
"STEEELLLAAAAA!" the Riddler wailed. "Her name was Stella and she was SO PRETTY! But she HATED me oh, yes, she did! SHE STABBED ME!!"-he pointed to his heart-"RIGHT HERE! OOOH THE PAAAAIN "
The Scarecrow suppressed a sigh. "Why did she dump you?"
Eddie stopped mid-sob and cocked his head to one side. "I don'
My Best Friend Had a LobotomyMere images of what could have resulted from theMy Best Friend Had a Lobotomy1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Yearning we all felt for her to finally be better.
Friends at times would tell me it was a bit too far,
Reaching out to an asylum to perform electroshock therapy
Interested them more than my own friend having her brain
Edited so that it would be as though she was reborn. But,
Nothing could have prepared me for the hours spent
Drawing out lessons to re-teach her how to stop staring
Hourlessly at the walls that now seemed to fascinate her.
And day by day, she would still mumble on in ways so in-
Decipherable. Yet, what I don't understand is why people
And even closer friends of us both continuously try to
Loll me down and convince me that she only got worse.
Open to their criticism, I took it and went crazy with my
Best friend since nobody ever realized that the doctor's
Shrunk by a High School Cutie Part 9The three girls circle the table leaving no room to attempt to escape you and Ethin see the hungry look in their eyes. Reeni undoes her pants and slightly pulls her panties down getting ready to use her mighty ass against you and Ethin. Sam unhooks her bra and pushes her dress down a little letting her size XL breasts hang out. Lastly, Zoe slips out of her high heels and sits down and shows off her sweaty feet.Shrunk by a High School Cutie Part 92 years ago in Settings More Like This
“Ready girls on the count of three we start” Sam said.“1…2…3!”
Suddenly the table was full of things trying to catch us from, Zoe’s feet, Sam’s breasts, and Reeni’s butt. You and Ethin run around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to avoid getting caught.
“Come on you little guy don’t you want to come home with me and worship my gorgeous feet?” Zoe said to you as she smashes her foot all over the place.
“Come on ya little perve I know you want to get caught up between my lushes breasts
ACHILLESBound To Ride To Troy's Wall,ACHILLES2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Heading For The Fight,
Gods Will Never Know!
Day By Day, There's No Fear,
An Army On His Own,
Day By Day, There's No Fear,
Courage Has No Flaw!
Demigod with royal blood,
Master of the fight,
Demigod with royal blood,
Honour! Valour! Pride!
Year By Year, There's No Fear,
An Army On His Own,
Year By Year, There's No Fear!
He Can't Be A Pawn!!!
"The girl I've earned with my sword,
Rightfully is mine!
No fight! No word!
Till again mine!"
Demigod with royal blood,
Master of the fight,
Demigod with royal blood,
Not a step behind!
Leader of the Myrmidones,
No one defies,
Commander of the Myrmidones,
Only! He! Decides!
Trojans now they attack,
Full of courage fight,
No Achilles, No luck,
Table's turned, now changed side!
Patroclus, in place, he died,
Mourning mixed with rage!
Hector's brave, he won't hide,
Duellists on stage!!!
Crossing swords, the sound of steel,
"Victory Is Mine!"
Crossing swords, the sound of steel!
Hector's falling! Dying!!
Amy's Hypnoed Victims - BunnieAmy's Hypnoed Victims - Bunnie5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Amy's Hypnotized Victims
Chapter 1/Pic 1 - Bunnie
Amy Rose sighed with a slight disappointment in the tone of her sigh. She loved Sonic the Hedgehog so much. Lord knows, she tried practically everything to get his attention. Alas, it was all for naught. While their friendship has been established, Amy always wanted more from him. To have him have the same amount of loving feelings for her as she did of him.
Today found Amy, dressed in her red dress/skirt, red headband, white gloves, gold wristbands, and red boots, in a local library trying to look for any type of love advice book to see if there was anything she could do to woo her hero over. As she looked across shelf after shelf, she came across a book that caught her eye. A book entitled "A Guide to Learning the Basics and Advances of Hypnosis." She decided to take a look through the book, just for kicks at first. However as she flipped through the pages of the book, she wanted to study more upon it; the different types of tools use
I Wanna Read Stories Like TheseI've already read:I Wanna Read Stories Like These4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Le Petit Four: https://docs.google.com/document/d/167ST-8XF3m9Ycswv_olcQAhF9jenQoNqOf4726-nSgY/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1
Little Bakery of Horrors: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7384339/1/Little_Bakery_of_Horrors
One Last Party Favor: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fFM0okDl9iX3473MFhzmmjxf499i4CrAlAD5m_PA-R4/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1
Rocket to Insanity: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qpJFUx-_SzDKEy7Ds7RHC-U92M-dWtkT_HgpMLRz-D0/edit?pli=1 (I've seen the alternate ending, too)
Rocket to Insanity Alternative Ending: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jtyqCgnlSZLoXZ76FFqET1MpBXkyivJFz3gJlHboT9c/edit?hl=en&pli=1
Dresses: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420004/1/Dresses (I read this before Le Petit Four, and I liked it better than Le Petit Four)
Trixie's Funhouse: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Trixie's_Funhouse (I d
kryptonite kidi.kryptonite kid1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
"I'll be batman,
and you can be my robin,"
you said with a smile.
(it's just like you
to want to play the hero.
you speak when
someone pulls the string on your back:
you have all the right words.)
when I was a little girl,
I wished I could be a superhero.
all I needed was a radioactive spider,
or hidden powers
or super soldier serum.
I grew up in pursuit of these,
and became an adult when I realized
that I'd never find them.
I miss the days when I believed
all I needed was a cape to save the world.
I knew you weren't the one
because somehow I still wanted a hero,
somehow I still believed they existed:
one person who could rescue the city
all in a day's work.
I knew you had the framework
but not the heart,
a branchless tree
with no roots.
sometimes I stand on the edge,
wishing I could fly
but knowing I never will.
I think it's enough to pretend
I'll learn how one day.
(in other words,
I'm not your sidekick.)
[Away Gone] *OLD* Ch.1 Pg.14[Away Gone] *OLD* Ch.1 Pg.141 year ago in Settings More Like This
Red was having a dream. He was in his room at home. Everything was as it should be. His bunk bed in the corner and a little book shelf with a bunch of junk on it. On the other side of the room was the door to the hallway, but when he opened it, it just lead him outside to an unfamiliar building. It had grayish walls, a brown roof, and a large garage-like door.
Red heard a voice coming from the building. "Red, over here, over here" it said over and over. It sounded familiar some how.
Suddenly, he teleported in front of the big door and then through it. Then he teleported in front of a regular door that said "Room C13". He reached his hand to the door handle to open it. Grabbed it. And slowly turned it. He opened it to see only darkness.
Red's eyes shot open. He stared at the ceiling, then turned to look around the room. "Just a dream" he thought to himself. That room number "C13" was still in his head. What d
It All Comes Down to YouDisclaimer: I hold no copyright on the owner's original works, or anything relative to the current copyright holders' material that the following story is based on. This was written for non-commercial purposes. Please enjoy, review, comment, critique, and check out my other stories!It All Comes Down to You2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Intro to the story: The character you’re roleplaying as is Sonic the Hedgehog. The story is set in the SATAM universe and will feature multiple consequences. Rated Teen for dealing with some violence and death.
–Depending on your choices of course! At the bottom of each part of this story will be an instruction such as "Go to B5" or "END". Any letter and number combination is a title of a deviation in my folder "Sonic Choose Your Own Adventure". "END" means you reached one of the many conclusions in the story. Enjoy!
Just outside the village of Knothole you lazily swing your legs on the bridge over the pure blue waters reflecting the cloudless sky. Your eyes glance over from the treetops to wher
Top 50 Batman Quotes50.I believe in Jim Gordon. I believe in Harvey Dent. I believe in Gotham City.Top 50 Batman Quotes5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
49.I made a promise on the grave of my parents that I would rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me... Batman.
48.You and I... with what we do... what's at stake... we can't fail. Others don't understand, but even if it's... impossible, we still have to succeed.
47.Your life could end here, now, and nobody would ever know. Would anyone even miss you? Tell me, what's your life worth, punk... ?
46.I've known Commissioner Jim Gordon for more years than I'd care to admit. During that time a friendship has grown that I thought was as solid as a rock. I would have trusted my life to the man.
45.You can never escape me. Bullets don't harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I know pain. Sometimes I share it. With someone like you
44.My life has been a crusade to save this city. But as Ba
ForEverYou can hold meForEver2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You can push me
You can help me
You can fight me
You can heal me
You can bleed me
You can save me
You can kill me
You can love me
You can hate me
Whatever You'll do
Whatever I will do
You will live in me forever.
Our EyesNobody in my family has perfect eyes. We all shield our sight with plastic, glass, and metal frame.Our Eyes1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
My eyes are like pools of molten chocolate, handed down to me from my father. Monochromatic, they shine in the sultry sun, a dulled brown. And yet, in the darkness, pupil and iris become one in a deep ebony void.
My eyes have been shrouded behind a layer of glass. Thick-rimmed glasses aid in my sight, but gloss over my chocolate eyes.
My sister’s eyes are truly unique, with flecks of brown and green among hazel; eyes which stir jealousy in my very being. So many shades take residence in her eyes, constantly changing to fit each mood each day.
But ever since she was younger, her eyes have been far from perfect. Her poor eyesight, probably from her mother, resulted in years of eyeglass prescriptions and glasses in a cornucopia of sizes and styles. I guess that’s the price one must pay for beautiful eyes?
Luckily, she no longer needs to hide her hazel orbs, thanks to the two sma
Desperately Seeking ScarecrowDesperately Seeking ScarecrowDesperately Seeking Scarecrow5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Utterpsychosis (BurningBridges on FF.net lol)
Chapter One: The Crying Girl
Rain was coming down heavily from a darkened mid-afternoon sky. It's soft, almost tinkling sound drowned out everything else, even in a busy city such as Gotham.
Jonathan Crane was wandering through back alleys where drug dealers normally resided, but today were empty in the cleansing presence of the rain. He had been wandering around after falling off the horse for what felt like ages, half the time completely unaware of what was going on from the effects of the toxin he had gotten a face-full of a couple nights back when he'd had his run-in with Batman Batman, what a joke.
Fortunately for him, his mental state had finally begun to stabilize. He was still a bit disoriented, and wondered greatly how he'd managed to avoid getting caught this whole time, but he couldn't complain. His life had gone to hell completely in a manner of hours, but at least he was free.
Sort of free