Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.Michael: You know, I’ve been thinking about you Trevor. Your lifestyle.Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.8 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Trevor: Oh, have you? Really?
Michael: Yes, I have. People always try to label you. You know, maniac, psycho….
Trevor: Friend….Industry leader…
Michael: In some ways you can defy categorization. But then….
Michael: Think about it. Where you live…
Trevor: Sandy Shores, you precious ass. I’m sorry there ain’t a place nearby for you to get your colonics.
Michael: Right. But why are you out here?
Trevor: It’s off the grid. We’re away from it all. It’s somewhere real and authentic. This is America, and real people ain’t been priced out yet.
Michael: Yeah, well what if it gets gentrified?
Trevor: Then I’ll fucking move.
Michael: Okay, what about the way you dress?
Trevor: What about it? I don’t give a shit what I wear.
Michael: No, no no. If you don’t give a shit, you wear clean clothes that fit. See, yours are al
Fifi meets TailsFifi meets TailsFifi meets Tails7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Timothy Bettencourt
Sonic, Tails, and Princess Sally have just defeated Robotnics robot army and Robotnic is sobbing and complaining like a child.
ROBOTNIC: Its not fair! I want my empire! I wanna rule Mobius!
Sonic then puts a pacifier in Robotnics mouth and Robotnic frowns in frustration.
SONIC: Someone needs a diaper change.
Sally and Tails laugh at this, and Robotnic pulls out a device and activates it and creates a portal.
ROBOTNIC: So long, suckers!
Tails rushes and smashes the device, but he trips and falls through the portal. Robotnics jaw hits the ground, but Sonic grabs him by the collar and yells into his face.
SONIC: Where is he!?
ROBOTNIC: I-I dont know.
SONIC: WHERE IS HE!?
SALLY: Sonic, calm down.
Sonic begins to calm down, but he still glares angrily at Robotnic.
SONIC: Build another one of those things, now!
ROBOTNIC: But why?
SONIC: So I can bring Tails home, stupid!
Robotnic then frantically begins to collect
50 signs you're Addicted to DA50 signs you're addicted to Dragon Age-50 signs you're Addicted to DA3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
50: You spend over an hour in the Character creator trying to get her/him just right.
49: You've turned your PC into a written character and people actually associate her/him with the fandom.
48: You argue over whether a dwarf is actually a good match for the lovely would-be-king.
47: You get into arguments about whether Alistair is actually straight or not.
46: You're able to convince your sibling that the PC version is better because you have access to Mods. - <3
45: You've actually created a mod.
44: You play your game with so many mods that you don't know what you would do without them.
43: You claim that you only use the cheat items on Nightmare mode, but honestly you're only playing for the storyline.
42: You've given up playing other games because they don't have nearly as neat a plot as DA
41: You actually obsess over trying to get those romance points up with your favorite NPC.
40: You accidently call your boyfriend/girlfri
Cartoon LawsCartoon Law ICartoon Laws7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.
Cartoon Law II
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly.
Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.
Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directl
Dinah: Daisy Petalsimagine:Dinah: Daisy Petals2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
sitting by the roadside
waiting for love to come along
& there he comes
(the man of your dreams?)
& talks to you nice
than the brothers back home
he talks like you're a woman
not just the baby sister
he talks like you're worth something
not just there to be teased
can you blame me?
i went with him
i thought, why not?
he looked good enough
he seemed kind enough
i wanted to believe him
even when he hurt me
i wanted him to love me
i wanted to be loved
can you blame me?
my brothers didn't
they blamed him
i wish they'd blamed me
i wish they'd listened
to my story
the daisies on the roadside are red
& all my dreams are dead
sitting by a graveside
knowing love won't come along
because no one listened to you
though they said they were
"only protecting you"
because they killed the only one
who would still take you now
searching the starsi search the constellationssearching the stars4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
my fingers brushing the surface of what we used to be
and how we used to sing songs about what our futures held
and how teacups would rattle
and dolls would cry
while other girls were worrying about a thing called life
and i remember the trees that danced
with our weight and the newspapers that were hidden
to house our childhood
i remember the diaries
and our obsession with boybands
and sims on the xbox
i remember when our best friend
from first grade died
i remember how that felt and i remember you
were always there
always the brave one
i remember when our friendship
we were apart for so long
thats not how best friends should be
our perfect world of friendship
it meant no worries
but the fingertips i now use to reach for you
hold nothing but a vision of what you used to be
Gaara x Reader 2---- Hi! Sorry if Gaara is a little bit out of character, and if he is, tell me how. I don't know him much because the scenes I saw him in, he was mainly either fighting or dead. -_-Gaara x Reader 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"She said to tell us that... she loves you." Sakura said to Gaara, after finally tearing Matsuri away from him. The news hit him like a bucket of icy cold water. (Y/n)... What?
"She... Loved me?" Gaara said, stunned.
"And she's... Dead now?"
"Have you been listening? Yes." Sakura rolled her eyes.
"She asked to do it for you as a final request." Naruto chipped in. "But you're dating Matsuri, right? So, it's okay for you." Naruto tried to put on a smile, but it looked more like a grimace.
"Right." Gaara said, his voice barely audible. The fact that (y/n) was dead was taking a long time to sink in. No. Think about Matsuri. You love Matsuri. You love her. You love (y/n)- Gah! Matsuri. You love Matsuri. Matsuri.
"Hey, do you love her too?" Naruto asked obnoxiously. Gaara's eyes widen
99. I Hate YouFour Letters99. I Hate You6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I hate that you know what's on my mind.
I hate that you see what I cannot find.
I hate the way you smile at me.
I hate the way your eyes
shine like the sea.
I hate it when you say my name.
I hate it when you play the game.
I hate it when you walk my way.
Yet I hate it when you stay away.
I never liked the way you talked.
I never liked the way you walked.
I hope the one day your grades will fall.
I hope that one day you'll never be tall.
I want to see you, all alone.
I want to see you mature and grown.
I hate it when you stare me down.
I also hate it when you always frown.
I hate it when you don't talk to me.
I hate it when you yell at me.
I hate it when you're by my side.
I hate it when you reveal where I am
when I hide.
I hate that I can't help but say.
The word hate isn't something I feel today.
It's replaced by another word.
A word that I thought didn't live.
Something I thought was absurd.
But replace the hate with it.
And then you'll see.
Good Intentions - PewDiepie FanficGood Intentions - PewDiepie Fanfic1 year ago in Drama More Like This
As usual, she sat alone in the darkness. She sat there with her legs crossed, her jet black hair merging with the inky air. Her long-lashed eyes looked about, their silvery-gray color almost illuminating the dark like two full moons, and her delicate fingers drew random shapes in the dust that coated the shelf. They called her Jennifer, and some might say that she was pretty…for a rock. No one ever took notice of her kind, always sitting in hallways or decorating the outdoor gardens. They were commonplace, used to not being noticed. But Jennifer was different from other rocks, she wanted to be noticed; noticed by someone very special to her.
The only problem was…he never did.
The soft light of a lantern slowly dispersed the darkness as the sounds of voices drew closer. Jennifer looked up and smiled brightly, revealing her teeth to be an ever-so-slight shade of grey. She knew those voices, and one made her tingle with glee: Pewdie, the love of her life. Some might c
Kanaya x reader kisses and bite marksKanaya x reader kisses and bite marks9 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The jade blooded troll smiled down at the (h/c) haired matesprit, whom was currently enjoying a nap in her arms. Kanayas eyes' were filled with so much admiration and love whenever she was around this particulThe jade blooded troll smiled down at the (h/c) haired matesprit, whom was currently taking a nap in her arms. Kanayas eyes' were filled with so much admiration and love whenever she was around this particular girl, and her chest seemed to swell when she was around her. The love between the two of them was so large; it could be bigger than the universe! That might be an over exaggeration-- but it felt that way to them.
Kanaya removed one of her arms from the sleeping girls' waist and brought her pale hand to swipe away the stray hairs from the girls' face. (f/n) squirmed when kanayas cold fingers swept over her forehead, leaving a cold track where her fingers were. The troll smiled as she watched her lover stretch and flutter her eyes open.
"Good Morning My Dea
SasoDei/DeiSaso-Why?Just something that popped into my head. This is fail,read at your own risk . It doesn't even make any sense.SeriouslySasoDei/DeiSaso-Why?10 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Yaoi,don't like,don't read.
I do not own Naruto.
Why,why Sasori no Danna?
Why did you leave me all alone?
You knew,I would go kill myself,you knew I would just die.
Because in this cruel world,where even birds can't fly free anymore,there was you and me.
Me and You.
You said,you'd return and I believed in you like an idiot,like a brat.
You lied to me,Sasori,you lied. You wanted to just disappear,just like that.
You thought Art was eternal.Whatever happened to that? Death is not eternal,you know that too well.
So why did you go and kill yourself? To make me suffer? To make me cry my eyes out like a pathetic little kid? That's something I don't need. I wasn't like that.I wasn't like that at all.You got me like this,just look what you did to me! But then again,you wouldn't even look at me.
Why,why Sasori no Danna?
I gave you everything,everything. You didn
Kanaya x reader Kisses and bite marks -ch. 2 -Kanaya x reader Kisses and bite marks -ch. 2 -9 months ago in Romance More Like This
Different blends of colors swirled around in the vast darkness that surrounded you, the colors moved in an elegant fashion and smoothly like an artists hand. The sight was strangely calming in the severe predicament that you were just in. Now that you think about it, where are you? As you tried to move your arms to no avail- the lights and movements were coiling as echoed voices filled your ears. The voices sounded familiar to you, but you could not place a name on them...
Soon, some of the muffled voices disappeared and the one that continued to talk to you started to become clearer, allowing you to make out some of the words. You could hear your name here and there but that was the only thing you were able to catch, sadly.
How come you couldn't see them? Why is everything so dark?
oh you thought, hypothesizing that you had at some point fainted, and was currently unable to move. If that wasn't obvious. When your brain finally
The Tempest Tales: Legends of Skyrim (Chapter Two)The sharp jolt of the carriage was enough to stir me from my unconscious manner, blinking rapidly as I tried to make out the blurred outlines of my surroundings. A winding trail of rope had somehow weaved itself between my wrists, binding them firmly with a knot of unrelenting strength. I could not help but wince in agony as I was tossed from side to side, wedged firmly between the wooden frame and a rather affluent looking man with robes crafted of the finest materials.The Tempest Tales: Legends of Skyrim (Chapter Two)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“So, you’re finally awake?” I heard a rough voice observe my disoriented state, steadily taking the form of a battle hardened Nord with blonde, unkempt hair. It was at that moment my heart began to pound against my chest as the severity of my situation finally dawned upon me.
“Lokir!” I gasped in horror, desperately trying to thrash against my bonds much to the annoyance of the others.
“You mean the horse thief? He’s right there – hasn’t said a word all day.”
Journal de Remington - 02[...]Journal de Remington - 023 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Raaaahhhh ! La poussière s'approprie mes poumons...
Je comprends mieux pourquoi il ne reste rien que des démons ici.
Roche, lave, cendres, ce paysage si mort, si dévasté n'est composé que de pierres ou des restes de ce qui fut un jour.
Je ne sais pas combien de temps je pourrais survivre encore, la fatigue, les conditions de survie, jamais je n'aurais pensé atterrir dans un tel endroit !
Même mon père, aussi strict fût-il avec nous, n'aurait pas envisagé cela.
Ah, ce bon vieux Kouto, et notre mère... Ils ne nous ont pas élevés pour que l'on finisse dans la Shukrute !
La Shukrute... ça me rappelle des souvenirs de famille.
Notre père n'était pas encore celui qu'il est devenu maintenant, mais imposait déjà le respect parmi les roublards.
Et nous voyagions ensemble, lui opérant avec son talent et nous tout hésitant.
Une région me vient à l'esprit, une
Suicide's Consequences Ch 9Suicide's ConsequencesSuicide's Consequences Ch 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I plopped myself onto my bed after staring at our moons for what seemed for ages. Their enchanting glow always amazes me, however there are no stars but sometimes gusts of wind would carry dust that reflect in the moons' beauty can appear to have the illusion of stars. The light made everything hazy, yet calmingly dreary. If I was human I could probably fall asleep, but, now it was time, if I was going to do it, I must do it now.
I clapped my hands and soon a knock came upon the door and entered my personal servant of which Satan gave me to amuse myself with, technically she was my care-taker, Hannah. She held a lit candelabra that illuminated her dark skin, her hair was held in a different style, or maybe it was just the maid cap that made her seem odd. With emotionless eyes she came up to me, and she spoke softly.
"You called, Your Highness?" she asked. Hesitantly
Suicide's Consequences Ch 1Suicide's ConsequencesSuicide's Consequences Ch 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ciel! Get your lazy ass down here this instant!" A loud woman barked from down stairs, making me cringe at her harsh tone of voice. Believe it or not, that lovely woman is my dear mother, Rachel. Please note the sarcasm at my use of the word "lovely". She is nothing but one of the worst people you could actually meet. You might wonder where my father is in this situation, but he is . . . occupying a grave at the moment.
I straighten my clothes and my tie to look presentable to Rachel. God only knows that woman would go ballistic if I wasn't proper enough to even catch a small glimmer of respect from her. She demands that I call her mother no matter how much it would displease me to call her so. She was nothing like a mother.
In fact I sometimes wished I was never born. This is not what a human being should be treated like. If anything, human life was fragile, so we should be treated as such. With kindness and acknowledgement that we were human.
AbandonedI found love,Abandoned2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In other guys.
While you were preoccupied,
With your depression and sickness.
Mom was never around,
Because she was taking care of you.
You abandoned me.
You left me to fend for myself.
You left me fatherless.
I learned how to be alone.
I learned how to be independent.
I learned how to be fatherless.
You need to be persuaded.
You need to be put away.
You need to get better.
I've tried to persuade you.
I've tried to put you away.
I'm trying to help you get better.
You are so blind to the love you have.
To what you have abandoned.
That you are being selfish.
You cried when you couldn't be with us,
That first time.
I saw that you cared.
Now all I see is a grumpy,
I just hope one day,
You abandoned me.
But I'll never abandon you.
Suicide's Consequences Ch 2Suicide's ConsequencesSuicide's Consequences Ch 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The darkness . . . It was if I was just shrouded in an eternity of blackness. Was this what death feels like? How dreadfully boring. Seemingly floating here, forever going on. I wonder what could be happening in the real world thus far. Was it better when I had passed on? So many questions without any real answers.
Bored. I tried to amuse myself by talking. I opened my mouth. Nothing. Was I doomed to be forever kept silent and alive in the dark? Surely someone should come to my rescue. Hah! Like anyone would waste their precious time to save me from the dark.
No temperature. I feel nothing. I can see nothing. I hear nothing. Was this insanity? I could feel my sanity slowly stripped away by ebony fingers that were feeding off my uncertainty. This was unbearable.
Alone and afraid. But what else was new on this godf
The Real-Life Stats on Spontaneous RomanceShe singled him out of the rest of the people in the waiting room, because he was wearing an ascot as a scarf like he didn’t know the difference. Maybe he didn’t. His shoes didn’t match; one was red and the other was black, though they were both chucks. Behind his glasses, his eyes peered out a pallid, self reflective grey.The Real-Life Stats on Spontaneous Romance10 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
An image of him smiling came to her, and made her smile in turn. Then she decided to notice the empty seat beside him and got up. She sat beside him with a whump sound and he didn’t look up. This one looked promising.
“So...” she said, “have you noticed that the lady over there, the one wringing her hands like that, is twisting a ring, but it’s on the wrong finger to be a wedding ring?”
“Uh...” he looked up at her, “no?”
“There, she’s the one in the only cushioned chair in here. The one with the hat.”
He looked over, and then down again.
“Yeah, I guess she is.
Gaara x Reader 3 .:Run:. (Snow Patrol)Gaara x Reader 3 .:Run:. (Snow Patrol)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
[I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done]
Gaara knelt down on the crumbly, dusty, sandy ground. He subconsciously stroked (y/n)'s grave, leaving finger marks in the sand. He lightly concentrated. Two delicate and intricate roses made out of sand intertwined around her grave. But then they crumbled back to the ground. His face held no emotion, but inside, he was in turmoil.
[And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know I'll make it anywhere
Away from here]
He clenched his fists. (Y/n) shouldn't make him feel so pathetic. So... Broken. But why is it happening? He tried to calm his breath because it was getting faster than it was supposed to be.
[Light up, light up,
As if you had a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear]
Gamzee x reader - SuperheroI want to leap over buildingsGamzee x reader - Superhero10 months ago in Romance More Like This
want to fly over the shores
Save the people from the villains
catch the crooks who, rob the stores
You smiled up at your matesprit, Who finally overcame his sober tantrum. His eyes were filled with sadness and confusion as he looked over your cut up body. He gently brought you closer to his chest, not caring that your (b/c) would stain his shirt and pants. "Gamzee.." You whispered, trying your best to look up at your pained lover. He looked down at you with his lips trembling like no tomorrow, but you just smiled up at him and tried to hold back a bloody cough. You could feel yourself slipping.
And he could too.
With all your power remaining, you lifted up your (b/c) coated hand to wipe away his grape colored tears. Only to smear your blood onto his face- which only made his fear of you disappearing grow. "I'm so sorry (f/n)... I'm so sorry.." he said as he squeezed his eyes shut and grabbed your hand that was on his cheek