Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.Michael: You know, I’ve been thinking about you Trevor. Your lifestyle.Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Trevor: Oh, have you? Really?
Michael: Yes, I have. People always try to label you. You know, maniac, psycho….
Trevor: Friend….Industry leader…
Michael: In some ways you can defy categorization. But then….
Michael: Think about it. Where you live…
Trevor: Sandy Shores, you precious ass. I’m sorry there ain’t a place nearby for you to get your colonics.
Michael: Right. But why are you out here?
Trevor: It’s off the grid. We’re away from it all. It’s somewhere real and authentic. This is America, and real people ain’t been priced out yet.
Michael: Yeah, well what if it gets gentrified?
Trevor: Then I’ll fucking move.
Michael: Okay, what about the way you dress?
Trevor: What about it? I don’t give a shit what I wear.
Michael: No, no no. If you don’t give a shit, you wear clean clothes that fit. See, yours are al
Cry of Fear Birthday Game(Find your birthday, then pick a color.)Cry of Fear Birthday Game3 years ago in Settings More Like This
February- Dr. Purnell
June- Book Simon
September- The Taperecorder
October- Glock Ammo
November- The kitty in the subway vents
December- That old dude in the intro cutscene
1 wants to help you
2 writes a book about their life
3 runs out of ammo
4 overdoses on morphine
5 gets punted by a Taller
6 just 360 no-scoped 10 Fasters in Survival Mode
7 is going to stab you
8 just shot themselves
9 jumped off a building
10 thinks they're worthless
11 wishes it was all a bad dream
12 thinks they're fucking crazy
13 wants you to come home
14 just calculated the square root of pie
15 FUCKING LOVES YOU
16 wouldn't give you the gun
17 is useless
18 increases the dosage
19 is lonely
20 kicks a door down
21 can't get out of the apartments
22 randomly begins singing opera
23 finds all the fuses
24 killed Carcass like a boss
Batman: Courting Vipers ch 1Batman: Courting Vipers ch 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 1: Talk To Me, Boy
There was a line someone once said about the best-laid plans of something-or-other. What exactly the point of the saying was, he didn't really know. But trying to remember it gave him a boost of confidence. After all, most supervillains only ever thought big. Big plans, big crime, it was all supposed to mean a big pay-off. But the thing was that those plans were usually foiled by the Justice League right away. After all, if you were going to attack city hall or something with a couple of giant robots and a mega-laser or whatever, the annoying band of tights-wearing jerkwads were going to know and get there right away. And they were considerably more annoying to deal with than cops.
More supervillains needed to start investing in smaller plans too. They could work out in the end, provided you were smart about what you were doing. That was why, when a few of the others he normally ran with announced they were going to pull a heist, he declined t
Lonely No MoreI've been here for as long as I can remember. I've always been 'alive' since 'father' made me. I was so happy when he did, but...that happiness didn't last long.Lonely No More2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Father' eventually passed away. I felt so alone, I didn't have anyone anymore. Anyone from the outside world.
But 'father' made sure I wouldn't be alone. He had us, all of his creations, his 'children' set up into some place. A place that people called an art gallery.
There were so many people! All admiring 'father''s 'children'! All of them!
I wasn't put up with the others. I wonder why? I always heard them whispering something about me being to life like. But thats why 'father' made me! He wanted me to look real! He wanted me to be real!
They just didn't understand.
So they left me in the basement, away from the eyes of others.
But I found a way to look through and see the whole art gallery! I bet they never thought I could do something like that!
At first, the art gallery was empty, but soon, peopl
MLH Friendship is Awesome Pt 2Episode Two: The Story is Still BeginningMLH Friendship is Awesome Pt 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So," Sally began as she looked at everyone, "shall we go visit Ponyville?" Everyone blinked in confusion as they continued to process what had happened to them.
"Let me get zis straightened," Antoine said. "You, Eggman... Eggpony, whoever you are. You caused all of us to go to zis... pony wairld. Deed you want us to go here? Deed you cause us to turn into zese ponies?"
Eggpony shook his head vigorously. "Of course not! I was going to send you to a horrible dark world full of monsters and... Scary things! Not this... this PONY world," Eggman said angrily as he pounded his hoof on the ground. "As to why we have these horrible four-legged bodies I could not begin to imagine. Perhaps when my machine malfunctioned it changed our bodies to match those most commonly found here. Though, my machine was not designed to do that, so... I have no idea."
Sally cleared her throat and asked, "Then tel
Qwuedeviv FAQCan I make a Qwuedeviv of my own?Qwuedeviv FAQ1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Certainly, but be sure to read over their species information.
How much can I change from a Qwuedeviv’s base appearance?
A Qwuedeviv essentially looks like a noseless cat with some fish like attributes—that is ‘normal’ for a Qwuedeviv. There are others on occasion but such oddities are rare and should be used as such when creating.
Can I make a Qwuedeviv that isn't from Qwuh-9?
Some still live on their original home planet in an entirely different lifestyle--more as intelligent pets. These Qwuedeviv travel with their alien owners. As an overall though, all Qwuedeviv start their lives on Qwuh-9 aside from extremely rare occasions.
Do Qwuedeviv have noses?
No. They have gills that often aren’t that visible.
Can Qwuedeviv leave or desert the military life?
Occasionally one does—never in groups or clans though. They have to be a character of no importance as otherwise the Qwuedeviv lead
Updated Qwuedeviv Species DocumentUpdated Qwuedeviv Species Document2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(Kwuh-'deh viv)(Kweh de 'veev)(Kweh ‘deh viv)
Other Names: 'Devivs, Alien Kitties
The Qwuedeviv learn new languages pretty fast. Their own language is more dependent on tone than the spoken word, thus when learning other languages, sometimes they will toss together utter nonsense as long as their tone is conveying how they feel about something.
Overview: Qwuedeviv are an androgynous race of aliens who share many feline and shark-like qualities. They tend to adapt their appearance based on their environment.
Detailed View: Qwuedeviv are morphing creatures in their younger stages. Up until adolescence, their appearance largely depends on their environment. This includes things ranging from the shape of their limbs and appendages, height, outer skin layer density and much more.
For example, those who live in more humid regions tend to have very minimal fur if any and tough,
I'm the HeroI'm the Hero1 year ago in Settings More Like This
I'm the hero right?
The one who helps those is need..right?
Or do I help them to their graves?
Help them so they end up six feet under,
so that their next breath is their last.
I'm the hero
who will gladly help that blade across your neck,
that noose strung up high.
Just for you.
I'm the hero,
the super hero everyone fears when he shows up.
The one to make children cry,
I'm not scary.
I'm the hero!
Who am I kidding?
I'm the villian
The Scout and the Crab Chp.5Chapter 5 - Meet the Spycrab.The Scout and the Crab Chp.54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Scout let out a groggy moan as he opened his eyes, only to be blinded by the fluorescent lights of the medical bay. The side of his neck ached from the needle the Medic injected him with and his head throbbed with a splitting headache. He tried sitting up, but he ached all over and just let himself fall back into the bed.
"What the heeeeell?!" he groaned loudly, rubbing his temple to relive the headache.
"Oh!" It the Medic who responded, appearing momentarily by his bedside. "You are awake. How are you feelink?"
"What the hell did you do to me, doc?" demanded the Scout as he turned his head to face the older man. The Medic didn't reply immediately; he was almost hesitant. He tried to speak, but would stop, almost like he was trying to find the right words.
"Exhaustion!" he announced. "You have exhausted your body and mind, Herr Scout.
Canada X Shy Reader - Secret MedicineCanada X Shy Reader - Secret Medicine2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was sitting next to Canada in the meeting. I could hardly keep calm about it. It was very distracting. How anyone could forget about him was a mystery. He was so cute and sweet. I loved everything about him. He was sweet, kind, gentle and always cheered me up when I was sad.
Plus even thought France raised him he's not a complete pervert. Most of the guys here were complete pigs. No that would be an insult to pigs. They only saw me as a land mass to be owned and they would 'claim' my 'vital regions'. Where as Canada actually got to know me and we hung out together. He was my best friend.
I kept this love for him one sided. He was too shy about that kind of stuff. I mean when ever our hands would touch he would shut down for a good ten minutes. Where as I just got embarrassed. But then again he was just quiet to begin with.
"Alright so dat's it for dis meeting," Germany said. "We can all go back to da hotel now or vhatever."
We all left. I left with Canada since our rooms were on the
Beware the Ears - LoLu fanficBeware the Ears - LoLu fanfic1 year ago in Romance More Like This
LoLu Week - Day 4: Feline
Lucy walked through her front door, but she sensed right away that the room was not empty. She prepared to get angry at Natsu or Gray for showing up uninvited. Instead, her eyes widened in astonishment to see ginger hair and a neat suit curled up on her couch like an orange and black tabby cat. Instead of raging, Lucy set her stuff down quietly and took her shoes off at the door. Then she crept forward, trying not to make a noise.
She rarely saw Loke sleeping. He had his blue sunglasses to the side, and his face looked so gentle without them. She knelt beside the couch and watched the way he breathed. Instead of snores, it sounded more like purring from an older cat, quiet but content.
He really is handsome, not like I'd ever tell him.
She reached up and stroked his hair. When he posed as a human mage, his hair was so short and choppy, but at times like this, when he came as her Spirit, her knight, her prince...that fluffy mane of gin
Minecraft VS Terraria (RAP BATTLE) [BONUS]Fantasy RAPMinecraft VS Terraria (RAP BATTLE) [BONUS]1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
FIRST FIGHTER: TERRARIA
SECOND FIGHTER: MINECRAFT
It's about time I show this kid who ain't shit
You eight-bit bitch, rip off unwilling to admit.
Just stop it, you're a copy I'm the real OG
Try to be original, but remember I'm the real MC.
You got more stuff in your world but I'm still beating your ass
I'm the king of building you're just a figure of the past.
I'll spawn you with some creepers, finish you off with a boom
I'll go so hostile you may as well call it a blood moon.
Ha! Call that a first verse? I call it some dumb bitchin'
To me you're an Antlion I'm the slayer of eye demons.
Call me a rip-off? You based an adventure update off me!
With some new biomes and door-destroying zombies?
You honestly think you can win? Try lasting in my world to mine
You'll get lost in the caves and then handled by some slimes.
Had enough? I think it's just about time.
Cause the only cheap action people get is from Herobrine.
Good Intentions - PewDiepie FanficGood Intentions - PewDiepie Fanfic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
As usual, she sat alone in the darkness. She sat there with her legs crossed, her jet black hair merging with the inky air. Her long-lashed eyes looked about, their silvery-gray color almost illuminating the dark like two full moons, and her delicate fingers drew random shapes in the dust that coated the shelf. They called her Jennifer, and some might say that she was pretty…for a rock. No one ever took notice of her kind, always sitting in hallways or decorating the outdoor gardens. They were commonplace, used to not being noticed. But Jennifer was different from other rocks, she wanted to be noticed; noticed by someone very special to her.
The only problem was…he never did.
The soft light of a lantern slowly dispersed the darkness as the sounds of voices drew closer. Jennifer looked up and smiled brightly, revealing her teeth to be an ever-so-slight shade of grey. She knew those voices, and one made her tingle with glee: Pewdie, the love of her life. Some might c
Roblox CreepypastaI was bored and I felt like going to one of those games where there's a mirror that makes a copy of your player. So I went to Catalog and saw that there was a black background... in the background was a silhouette of a robloxian. This was weird because the silhouette had red eyes. I thought ROBLOX was just setting the mode for some new update or something. So I clicked on places, and the background was still there. Slightly moved by it, I tried to ignore this. I typed in the search and typed in "Mirror" in the search. I saw that the shadow figure was gone. But now the ROBLOX sign in the top left was in a Bloody font and said "XOLBOR"..... I sort of was frightened. But I continued to move on. I clicked on the mirror place that I liked. Everything seemed normal. I saw in the mirror my normal robloxian. The place had the words "HALLOWEEN UPDATE" in it.... but I saw nothing but a fRoblox Creepypasta3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1000 points giveaway!+A grand prize. To enter this contest It is very easy, all you have to do is favorite this journal to enter. I will randomly draw 10 names from the favorite list to give 100 points each. ends 10-22-131000 points giveaway!+A grand prize.1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The grand prize will be 1500 points. Yes. ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POINTS. in order to pick as a grand prize winner you must Do two of the following:
The first 10 people to enter as the grand prize will automatically get 10 free points as a thank you for being the first 10.
1. favorite this journal
~only one person will be randomly pick as the grand prize winner. Your chance will be pick as a grand pirze winner will be VERY high, because last time I did one of those only 11 people voted. so yeah...
The voting is for me to help my friend get a scholarship for college so he don't have to go to college in debt.
Here are the steps on how to vote for him in the Dr.pepper contest.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE PEWDIEPIE VS TOBUSCUSEPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE PEWDIEPIE VS TOBUSCUS2 years ago in Humor More Like This
EEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE
What are you doing staring at my victory?
I'm gonna give this guy some gaming lessons
And the first one's free
Victory's what you can't afford ford
While I'm swinging my diamond sword sword
Cos I am the lord lord
Lord of diamond sword swords
I got a patent on this victory
Good lord, every time you play slender
It's like hearing a grown man awake doing a self-vasectomy.
My names Peeewdiepie
In this episode
We're playing a game called "Toby Dies"
I got a great friend called stephano
And he's made of pure gold.
You better know a few good lines
Cos they're already getting old.
Your gameplay is often boring
Because you try to hurry it up
Mine is all entertaining, wait, what?
BARRELS, fahk off!
You call your subscribers your bros,
But you probably don't even know them.
Toby sees and Toby knows
When Pewdiepie cannot beat him.
You're going oppan slender style
Jumping out of your ch
The Real-Life Stats on Spontaneous RomanceShe singled him out of the rest of the people in the waiting room, because he was wearing an ascot as a scarf like he didn’t know the difference. Maybe he didn’t. His shoes didn’t match; one was red and the other was black, though they were both chucks. Behind his glasses, his eyes peered out a pallid, self reflective grey.The Real-Life Stats on Spontaneous Romance1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
An image of him smiling came to her, and made her smile in turn. Then she decided to notice the empty seat beside him and got up. She sat beside him with a whump sound and he didn’t look up. This one looked promising.
“So...” she said, “have you noticed that the lady over there, the one wringing her hands like that, is twisting a ring, but it’s on the wrong finger to be a wedding ring?”
“Uh...” he looked up at her, “no?”
“There, she’s the one in the only cushioned chair in here. The one with the hat.”
He looked over, and then down again.
“Yeah, I guess she is.
Lavey Satanism in a nutshellSatanism is often mistaken as being a religion that encourages cruelty and irresponsible behaviour, but LaVey's brand is very different. There is a libertarian element; diversity is encouraged, everyone is expected to discover their own sexuality, chart their own personality, and decide their own ambitions in life. In this stress on individuality, Satanism is considered a "Left-Hand Path" religion.Lavey Satanism in a nutshell9 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
The LaVeyan Satanist does not generally believe in the Judeo-Christian-Islamic idea of God; the function of God is performed and satisfied by the Satanist him/herself. That is, the needs of worship, ritual, and religious/spiritual focus are directed, effectively, inwards towards the Satanist, as opposed to outwards, towards God. A LaVeyan Satanist is likely to differ from other types of Satanist in this respect; in LaVey's philosophy, God is rarely mentioned, and never discussed directly. A LaVeyan Satanist is less likely to hold a belief in God than a Satanist who sees Satan as a rival to G
the most honest poem i've ever writtenI keep a bible by my bed and tell myselfthe most honest poem i've ever written3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
One day, I'll read it.
I'm that jigsaw puzzle your grandmother gives you
That you never really wanted.
I'm a shipwreck you just know will happen, and yet
You're still standing on the shore, waving
Good-bye to your loved ones.
I like rain and you and breathing
And only one of those is optional.
I think horrible things are funny,
and cry when I lose something I thought
I'd have forever.
For what it's worth, I can't
Imagine next year without you
And I've always wanted a friend with ground eyes
'Cause I've spent too long in the sky,
I'm sick of 'flying'.
If I had a god, I'd call her Mom.
She'd live in the ground, and be my best therapist
And she wouldn't just be pretty things, but ugly ones too.
I don't want to be a poet.
I want to be happy.
My name is Grace, though I wish people
Called me Grae,
Because I'm not graceful, and I don't feel amazing,
And I fit much better into the category of
"a little bit of black and white"
Than anything else.
Dinah: Daisy Petalsimagine:Dinah: Daisy Petals3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
sitting by the roadside
waiting for love to come along
& there he comes
(the man of your dreams?)
& talks to you nice
than the brothers back home
he talks like you're a woman
not just the baby sister
he talks like you're worth something
not just there to be teased
can you blame me?
i went with him
i thought, why not?
he looked good enough
he seemed kind enough
i wanted to believe him
even when he hurt me
i wanted him to love me
i wanted to be loved
can you blame me?
my brothers didn't
they blamed him
i wish they'd blamed me
i wish they'd listened
to my story
the daisies on the roadside are red
& all my dreams are dead
sitting by a graveside
knowing love won't come along
because no one listened to you
though they said they were
"only protecting you"
because they killed the only one
who would still take you now
99. I Hate YouFour Letters99. I Hate You7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I hate that you know what's on my mind.
I hate that you see what I cannot find.
I hate the way you smile at me.
I hate the way your eyes
shine like the sea.
I hate it when you say my name.
I hate it when you play the game.
I hate it when you walk my way.
Yet I hate it when you stay away.
I never liked the way you talked.
I never liked the way you walked.
I hope the one day your grades will fall.
I hope that one day you'll never be tall.
I want to see you, all alone.
I want to see you mature and grown.
I hate it when you stare me down.
I also hate it when you always frown.
I hate it when you don't talk to me.
I hate it when you yell at me.
I hate it when you're by my side.
I hate it when you reveal where I am
when I hide.
I hate that I can't help but say.
The word hate isn't something I feel today.
It's replaced by another word.
A word that I thought didn't live.
Something I thought was absurd.
But replace the hate with it.
And then you'll see.
Fifi meets TailsFifi meets TailsFifi meets Tails7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Timothy Bettencourt
Sonic, Tails, and Princess Sally have just defeated Robotnics robot army and Robotnic is sobbing and complaining like a child.
ROBOTNIC: Its not fair! I want my empire! I wanna rule Mobius!
Sonic then puts a pacifier in Robotnics mouth and Robotnic frowns in frustration.
SONIC: Someone needs a diaper change.
Sally and Tails laugh at this, and Robotnic pulls out a device and activates it and creates a portal.
ROBOTNIC: So long, suckers!
Tails rushes and smashes the device, but he trips and falls through the portal. Robotnics jaw hits the ground, but Sonic grabs him by the collar and yells into his face.
SONIC: Where is he!?
ROBOTNIC: I-I dont know.
SONIC: WHERE IS HE!?
SALLY: Sonic, calm down.
Sonic begins to calm down, but he still glares angrily at Robotnic.
SONIC: Build another one of those things, now!
ROBOTNIC: But why?
SONIC: So I can bring Tails home, stupid!
Robotnic then frantically begins to collect
Obsessive Compulsive DisorderWhen I was little, it use to amaze me how colors were made. In art class I would sit and mix paint because blue and red didn't stay the same when they fell in love. Every single color found its match and danced beautifully as I swirled them together. Black and white were my favorites. I'd pour the creamy paint into a bowl and watch as black and white swirls, turned into grey swirls and owned the container holding it captive. Grey was amazing to me. Because black and white are nothing alike, and grey is in the middle. Black is dark and scary and demanding. And white is graceful, and trusting, and clean. Grey is nothing. Grey is bland. And safe. Grey is careful. And I would do anything to be grey.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Friendship is black and turns to ash in my hands. It is dust, so hard to hold. I am keeping still so none escapes, but it feels like at any moment, the wind will kick up and steal it all away. Every move I make is monitored and judged. I am wary about my words and am second guessing everything.
because i love youbecause i love you) i want to learnbecause i love you5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
your ins and outs and the spaces
the Morse code of caffeinated palpitations
of your heartbeat against your (ribcage)
the dreams you forget in the morning
the thoughts you think when you see
you&me standing in the mirror [framed
like a parallel universe picture]
whether or not you believe in a soul
ten thousand ways to make a smile
crack across your face
(i want this