OTD: SonichuOTD: Sonichu4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
"Hi, I'm Tohokari-Steel and THIS is Outta the DVD, where..." Steel said, but was immediately interrupted by the sound of electricity crackling filled the air, "What was that?"
The electricity continued crackling as Steel noticed a blue orb appearing.
"Oh no!" Steel gasped, "The thing I'm reviewing must be so bad that it's distorting the rules of reality!"
A blue vortex opened up and immediately engulfed the entire room.
(We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire.
Though we didn't light it,
We tried to fight it...)
"I was in my living room, on the edge of the couch." came a voice, "And THAT was when the mystery began..."
(panels of Sonichu appear)
"The only odd thing was I wasn't trying to solve a mystery. It was just something I discovered while surfing the Internet. And if reality's anything like what I just saw, then clearly, the world of Stephanie Meyer has more sense and logic than that of reality."
Sitting in a high-br
Drink Part 5Standing in the band room, Dick practiced his music. Dick's snare lesson hadn't gone well, since he had been drinking over the weekends instead of practicing.Drink Part 54 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He could hear the drumming of the person in lessons at the moment. He did his best to block it out as he practiced the same music. He looked at the multiple 16th notes and rolls. Across the sides of the sheet music were his notes on the choreography that went with the music for the marching band show.
He sighed as he tried to play the music while moving his feat in time and doing the different choreography moves. He started losing time and his rolls were getting sloppy. He threw the sticks down in dismay at the end. It was sad how sloppy and horrible he did on that rep.
Dick sat in the seat by his drum. He sifted through his bag until he found his phone. He had one new message from Wally.
Party tonight at my place! You gotta come!
Dick smiled. His phone vibrated again.
I'm outside right now. Bruce.
Dick grabbed his stu
Into the Rush Chp 1Into the Rush Chp 15 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
"To be honest," Waxer spat bloodied saliva on the dusty ground," that was a horrible landing."
"Oh ok, smart ass, you land a escape pod while we fly into a atmosphere, I mean, you can't even DRIVE escape pods!" Boil retorted appearing from the dented pod, two blasters in hand.
Waxer grinned as he replaced his helmet," I bet I could do better buddy, but at the moment, we need to figure out where General Kenobi is."
Boil threw Waxer his blaster and went back into the pod. He reappeared, his helmet underarm.
"No, first we need to find where in the hell we are." he griped, rubbing his nose before putting on his helmet.
Waxer warily looked around at his surroundings. Steep rock walls surrounded them, the sky a open blue above. Waxer kicked the dusty earth.
"Why in the hell did the Separatists attack before be even got there? I mean, they weren't supposed to even know that we were coming. Damn I hope everyone else is ok." Boil trailed off, looking upwards.
Waxer silently agreed as he clicked
Oh no he didn't..Oh no he didn't..5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Rex stared at the wall. Cody had gone drinking with the others, leaving Rex alone with Denal. Rolling over, Rex watched his most trusted trooper stretch and take off his armored boots.
Going to bed already Denal? Rex chuckled.
Denal turned and grinned at his captain, Well sir, we got training tomorrow dont we? With your drills, Ill need my rest. he snorted.
What? Rex grinned.
Oh its just the rest going off like that. Boy, their gonna have a hangover and go through drills. Sucks for them. Denal smirked.
Rex put his arms behind his head. He hadnt bothered to remove his armor yet. He wasnt even tired. After counting all of the scratches on his helmet, Rex glanced over to Denal who dozed with his arms crossed over his chest.
Loud barks of laughter and a hard thud directed Rexs attention to the door. Denal had awaken, annoyed at the interruption.
Sir are ok? someones slurred speech asked.
TMTY Chapter 11The many charts and displays on the bridge of DeJosa's cruiser glowed and beeped, with the occasional clone to check their readings. Skywalker and the 501st had already left for Teth in a smaller transport, leaving DeJosa to head towards her objective with her new company.TMTY Chapter 115 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Although the ship had to make a jump into hyperspace, no one in the command crew knew where the ship was supposed to go. DeJosa had never informed anyone of the location of the cruiser they were going to board, and on the command deck, she was nowhere to be seen.
Clone Commander Avon, the commander under DeJosa, waited impatiently for the general to arrive.
Avon was a very serious commander, and this was necessary to counterbalance DeJosa's aloofness. He was a babysitter; and without him, nothing on the ship would be done until DeJosa needed things done for her own benefit. This stress had turned his hair grey, and left him looking more aged than he was.
He had gotten to the bridge early, 4:00 a.m., on her orders. Th
MK2011 DLC: The UndertakerMortal Kombat 2011 DLC FightersMK2011 DLC: The Undertaker3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A formidable wrestler from the famed World Wrestling Entertainment, The Undertaker is highly reviered, respected, and feared by all his peers, hence his rightfully fitting name as "The Phenom." With his control of Darkness and with hoards of creatures of the night, The Undertaker also proves to be a mysterious and unpredictable entity, making anyone a target of his mind games. While performing in the ring, Shao Khan's forces stormed the arena and slew all the other combatants and performers who were associated with the wrestling industry and the Undertaker himself was severely outclassed by Shao Khan's brute strength. Suddenly, the Undertaker felt himself being teleported into a foreign realm, where his supernatural power became reality and all of his mind game abilities became real. With his newly enhanced powers, the Undertaker made it his goal to make sure that Shao Khan would Rest... In... Peace...
Avengers - Requiem for a MarioSteve Rogers and Thor Odinson stared at the vintage Nintendo Entertainment System (straight from a box in Tony Stark's closet labeled 'nostalgia: only open in case of midlife crisis') like it was about to eat them. Which was even more ridiculous than it sounded when one recalled the vast number of dangerous things and people the two Avengers had stared down without batting an eyelash. This could mean only two things; one, the NES was the greatest threat to humanity of all time, or two, Steve and Thor were about to have another wacky experience with modern technology. Despite how the NES had suspisciously survived Tony's destructive childhood and how the device definitely knew more than it let on, all other signs pointed to option number two.Avengers - Requiem for a Mario3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Tony, you never really said why we're supposed to be playing with this contraption," Steve noted, crouching down warily to give the console a closer inspection.
"Well," Tony began as he worked through the logistics of hooking up the retro gaming s
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Team Outlaw StarUltimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Team Outlaw Star3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Team Outlaw Star
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Story: The crew of the Outlaw Star had just finished defeating a group of vicious space pirates in a grappler ship match, most of their ships reduced to scrap metal floating in the empty void of space. Gene and his crew were planning to salvage the ships to see if they had any useful supplies they could take for themselves, all until Melfina tracks something, what she believes to be a rip in time and space. Gene, being the adventure loving guy that he is, decides to go take a look at the tear, only to find himself, his crew and his ship sucked into the void.
When the ship had finished flying through the warpzone, the crew, in their amazement, had ended up in the realm where the events of UMVC3 were taking place. They flew over the city of New York, none of them ever seeing anything like it before in their lives. However, the sightseeing does not last for long as they come under attack by drones sent from the SHIELD Hellicarrier. They try to
What It Takes - Chapter 1"GET DOWN!" Grenades flew through the air and landed five yards from us, the mass of white plastoid covered bodies that were huddled behind an outcrop of rocks and droid remains. I could feel the shock wave of the impact travel up my feet and shake my molars. I covered my head, with my blasters in my hands, as a hailstorm of debris peppered my helmet and left a fine layer of charred dust clinging to the what was once pristine white armor. The smell of blaster fire, metal, dirt, smoke, blood, and adrenaline pumped bodies filled the air with a singe your nose hairs potency. Through my helmet I could hear the short frantic breaths of my brothers fighting to stay alive; with screams of agony and death, orders, and blaster fire coupled with the slow monotonous clanking of metal feet in advance. We were few in number, and pinned down.What It Takes - Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Smoke was raising from just about every orifice, including the delicate rubble of the fallen houses to our right, painted by its crushed owners. We would retre
If It Could be DifferentIf It Could Be DifferentIf It Could be Different5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Stepping out onto the decking of the hanger bay, his boots clicked with a wonderfully precise sound. It sounded good to his ears because it was the one thing that always was in this war filled with things that just weren't always absolute. Finally off planet and en route. It always felt good to pull up roots and head out into the blackness of space. This was no different and he smiled underneath his helmet.
"We will be jumping in approximately two minutes," a trooper stated and handed Rex a datapad with information scrolling across it at break neck speed. "This is an upfeed of all the wounded and dead."
Rex shoved the datapad back at the man punching it into the stomach of the trooper's armor and causing him to gasp. "I don't want to read the names of those who have been killed during this thankless mission," he said in a rough grizzly tone. Removing his helmet he rubbed a gloved hand over his head, feeling the skin through the gloves a strange sensation
Date Night Chapter 1I wave Alfred goodbye as I head off to Wally's house. He invited me over for a date since his parents were out of town. We had lots of dates before but I hadn't been this nervous since our first date. I guess it was because we'd be alone in his house. I’d been to his house lots of times before, but we’ve never been…alone. I looked down at myself before knocking on the door. I checked to make sure the clothes were straight. I wore black jeans, a red shirt, red Converse and a black blazer with the sleeves rolled up to my elbows. I decided to go casual but still sexy.Date Night Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I take in a deep breath and knock on Wally's door. A millisecond later my speedster is standing in front of me. He smiles as he looks down at me. He is wearing blue jeans, a white shirt, and a striped collared shirt that he left open and rolled the sleeves up to his elbows. "You look beyond sexy tonight," He smirks and gives me a quick kiss before inviting me in.
"Well I wanted to look good for you."
An Amy Story--Chapter twoAmy went to her room. She looked for a large basket to put all the things shell be removing. She called Big to help her take the large things away. The doorbell rang seven times. Im coming, Big! She opened the door, but it wasnt a purple cat, it was a human.An Amy Story--Chapter two7 years ago in Teen More Like This
Oh, hello, Helen. Amy greeted. I dont mean to be rude but what are you doing here?
Helen was a blond girl in a wheelchair. I just want to talk to you.
Im sorry, maybe some other time, Im redecorating.
Oh, okay, I understand.
No, its okay, really.
Amy closed the door as soon as Helen disappeared in the hallway. Now the phones the one ringing. Hello? Amy answered.
Hello, Amy? This is Big. I cant come over because Froggy disappeared and I have to find him.
Okay. She hangs up and dials Crea
StormStormStorm4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Pinkie Pie picked up the upper half of what had been the giant cupcake on top of Sugar Cube Corner. Small tears half-formed in her eyes. The bakery had been a fixture in her life ever since she came to Ponyville. Its destruction hurt. Her gazed drifted up towards the plot of land the bakery had stood on. Only the foundation remained. She sighed before she caught herself.
"Pinkie," she said, "You cannot afford to sigh. How will you keep everypony's spirits up if you are down in the dumpy-wumpies?" She smiled. It was a smile only on the outside, but that would be enough. She could shed her tears in private later; for now, there was work to do.
The wind was howling. It sounded like a thousand angry spirits venting rage against the world.
Twilight could barely make out the sound of Applejack shouting
Mando'a Lesson Number 1Mando'a Lesson Number 15 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Mando'a Lesson 1
My name is Ner gai _______
Your name is
A KettenstoryA Kettenstory5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I think you do that on purpose.." Rex sighed, flicking nut shell off his shoulder pad.
Cody guffawed, " Naw, I think your just in the way.." he spat another eaten shell at Rex.
Rex dodged it and snatched Cody's helmet from the stump they were using as a table.
"Hey!" Cody grunted, reaching for it.
Rex shook his head," Not till you give me the kama back.."
Cody laughed and gestures to Rex's kama hanging from his own belt," But it's so fashionable! I want to keep it!"
"I mean look at me!" Cody said, spinning around, kama flowing.
"Well, If you ask me.." Indigo interrupted,
"You look extremely homosexual" Gear finished.
Cody glared at them both,quickly changing his mood, and they seemed to shrink back in their armour.
"Sorry sir. We didn't mean to upset you." The two said at once.
"Calm down, Cody." Leigh said, seeming to appear out of nowhere, walking as if she were gliding, and her feet, er, paws cause her to move with such grace.
"Yes ma'm..." Cody said kindly, looking at her, smiling
Drink Part 3Dick stared at the homework in front of him. He sighed as he set his head on the desk. He hated Social Studies. All the different Agriculture revolutions were so confusing. He turned towards the window. The sky was a dull gray. He wanted the boring day to end.Drink Part 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He smiled as he got up from his desk and crept through the kitchen. Bruce was still at work and Alfred had gone grocery shopping. He rummaged through the cabinets and the fridge. He found a few cases of beer in the back of the fridge. He grabbed a six-pack that was tucked away and ran up to his room.
He opened the first beer and sighed. He drank some of the can and almost spit it out on the floor. He chugged the rest of the beer, doing his best not to taste it. He opened a second, a third, and the rest of the pack. He felt a buzz coming over him as he was drinking.
Dick heard the garage door opening. He hid the cans in his shower and walked out of his room and over to the banister to see who it was.
"Dick?" The deep vo
Contest EntryContest Entry5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Are you kidding me?!" Rex gaped at his men staring blankly at him.
They looked at one another then shrugged.
"Oh that's it.. you guys are going to watch a movie." Rex grumbled and dragged them to the movie theater.
"What movie we watching?" Fives asked curiously.
Rex grinned," Eclipse."
" sounds interesting." Fives said after a moment.
After fights about who would pay for the tickets the clones bustled into the theater lobby. The refreshment sellers started at them, twelve armored men wasn't a everyday thing.
Rex walked up, money out," Twelve medium popcorns please."
"Large!" Coric rumbled.
Rex rolled his eyes," Fine. ELEVEN medium and one large."
The women closed her opened mouth and typed that into the register," Butter?"
Rex nodded and waited as the 3 workers scurried to make twelve popcorns. The price flashed up on the register.
"FIFTY SEVEN BUCKS?!" Rex's eyes bulged slightly.
"You haven't even bought us drinks yet~" Boro sang.
The Emperor Born AgainSilence...The Emperor Born Again7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The sound filled the cavernous interior of the Chapel of The Emperor ascendent,
a horrible, heart wrenching noise that no man should ever know the true meaning of.
But here it was, today as real as it ever was and had any lesser men been here,
they surely would have crumpled into foetal balls, weeping at the deafening quiet of the moment.
But these were not 'lesser men', these were not mortals, these were Astartes.
Gods among men they had been called, Chosen of the Emperor beloved by all and today it was
believeable. Here they stood, resplendent in ancient power armour of pure gold,
looking down into the room, a giant room, it's walls and ceiling lined with gold over which was cast a spectral light the colour of a star being born.
For all intents and purposes that's what it was a star, a solid ball of pure emotion, conjured from the warp it's self, the manifestation of humanity's love for it's master, upon a million, nay a BILLION worlds of the Imperium of man, one thought e
JLU - episode 2 part 1 WIPJustice League UnlimitedJLU - episode 2 part 1 WIP7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Close up shot of a RADIOACTIVE HAZARD sign on a chain link fence. In the distance is the silo of a nuclear power plant, long since closed down and in disrepair. Camera pans down underneath the ground where we see brightly lit corridors with military personnel walking up and down. Several others wearing long white lab coats.
We cut to a man, clean cut, dark suit, thirty-ish, walking through the corridor. Cell phone to his ear.
Theodore: Yes. Ive just seen the latest test results. No, I do agree with you, General. It is disappointing.
Theodore stops in front of an imposing looking metal door. He swipes a keycard in the lock and places his palm on the sensor pad. The lock is released and he steps inside . . . . . .
A large, long chamber. Glass-fronted cells lining both sides.
BIG SPACE EPISODE 1 part 1This story when you read it is from the view of you watching TV. This story will be written in the style of a movie/play script and traditional story telling. So anyway I hope you enjoy the story/show.BIG SPACE EPISODE 1 part 16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
*Intro music starts with AC/DC's Hells Bells*
While music is playing the cast is introduced with short shots of girls from the cast shooting guns, running in bikini tops and random explosions. Then finally a planet explodes and the the title "BIG SPACE" shoots out from the explosion.
EXTERIOR: An overview of a futuristic city (Google maps style). Dead quiet, not a sound from anything even though you see people walking on the sidewalks, land and air cars driving/flying to thier destinations.
CUT TO INTERIOR: A zoomed in alarm clock that reads 6:59am. A few seconds later the alarm clock stirkes 7:00am and a radio talk show starts up.
Lyko: GOOOOOOOD MORNING NEW KUTLAI!!! The city on the go, the city of progress, industry, business and growth for the good people here on our green
Injustice: Babalities Among UsHeroesInjustice: Babalities Among Us2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Does a heroic arms-akimbo pose and tries to fly, but trips on his cape, which is still the same size it was when he was an adult, and throws a tantrum on the ground crying a puddle of tears. If he's in his "Regime Leader" alternate costume, he will instead extend his hand at a teddy bear and sternly command it to kneel before him, which it does submissively, and some baby Regime soldiers will show up and point their BB guns at the stuffed animal, about to take it in, as baby Superman crosses his arms.
Plays with a Batarang and unintentionally activates the Batarang's sonic waves, which summon a swarm of bats to attack him (in reference to his "Bat Swarm" Heroic Brutality from the notoriously-stupid Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe), severely traumatizing him and making him shiver on the ground and cry in fear (because this is when he used to be afraid of bats).
Accidentally trips herself while playing jump